🎪bruh-fart

[oblique spire]

Right anyways, good deed done for the day (Making fun of Brits) Time to go drop napalm on villages with an F-5

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/479109580782305313/1109890804966760509/rapidsave.com_most_credible_motorcycle_oil_commercial_in-9kybw73jh71b1.mp4

[normal reef]

Political

Oh fuck

[weak jackal]

yoink

[weak jackal]

good luck on the mental health and the cock

[stone blade]

why should I need luck with a cock

the fk

[weak jackal]

clean under your foreskin

[normal reef]

Stfu you need luck with a cock

[solar obsidian]

finally, a good ad

[pastel quartz]

i dont need luck with cock 😋

[normal reef]

Finally a watchable ad

I still am racist and political

[stone blade]

I don't.

[pastel quartz]

you and every other underdeveloped person on discord

all racist and political fr

[normal reef]

Frfr

[tulip ravine]

We’re off we’re off we’re off in a motor car

[normal reef]

But at least i didnt pay for nitro

[runic kernel]

Hi isopropyl Hi kenek

[dreamy flax]

Warned Sleepy Samantha#3554 for: political meme
Warning: 1

[normal reef]

Lmao

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[solar obsidian]

thank you for whoever added this sticker, you're a good man 🤝

[uncut obsidian]

it was me

[normal reef]

Stfu delight

Hat wearing mf

[runic kernel]

U stfu

[tulip ravine]

Do the ct shaker dude

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/646132763040415744/972765515531550730/Urinal.gif

[runic kernel]

Hi Daniela

[weak jackal]

hey sexy

wait shit

I mean

howdy partner

[robust cove]

Tf

[ruby minnow]

i got my tea

yibbie

[runic kernel]

Hi Pavlo

[devout hull]

a turk in his natural habitat

[runic kernel]

Hi Sodomy

[ruby minnow]

i wear a fes drink tea and complain about Greece all day

[robust cove]

Hello habibi, the cat looks very silly lul

[tulip ravine]

He can dink

[nimble compass]

https://youtu.be/2yhpPurce00

[runic kernel]

Hi Taa’l Raziid

[cinder vector]

hewoooo cherno catboy

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/957528534421737502/1087535029913145344/cats_waitin.gif

[cinder vector]

dem mondays is worst day to farm meme's

[fading shuttle]

@stone blade he is literally me

[stone blade]

why would you go to sofia

[cinder vector]

every server i go lookin for memes to steal

[tulip ravine]

John wick w

[ruby minnow]

that caption would be better fitting for this meme

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/pout-christian-bale-american-psycho-kissy-face-nod-gif-4860124

[oblique spire]

Real and based

, and

[narrow lotus]

she knows

cocoshka

[fading shuttle]

kokoshka

[ruby minnow]

luck 10 build for cock

[stone blade]

KOKOSHKA

Someone give me a cat

I need to send it to the group chat

[ruby minnow]

here turkish military cat

[tulip ravine]

I’m like bro how you hit 6 gyal in a month

Boring

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @fading shuttle POV : Romania

[ruby minnow]

romanian working experience

[stone blade]

at 12am in a dark alley

[fading shuttle]

as if romanians could afford an icepick

[stone blade]

while you're trying to go to shop to buy food

[narrow lotus]

good old baseball bat or tire iron

[ruby minnow]

they can always steal it

[fading shuttle]

from who? they would have to travel far and wide

best sell the icepick

[stone blade]

romania ain't that advanced syno

[ruby minnow]

my bad bro

[hot snow]

i got here right as people are talking shit about my country

sweet

[ruby minnow]

i mean bro i would never want to be in a dark alley in romania

imagine the paradoxes

[hot snow]

what

[ruby minnow]

a romanian tries to steal a turkish mans wallet do you know what happens it turns into that icecream thing

[hot snow]

what

i have no idea what you're talking about but I want icecream now

[ruby minnow]

you don't know the turkish ice cream?

[hot snow]

no I don't know anything turkish

[ruby minnow]

damn bro are you even like from balkans at that point

[hot snow]

we don't even celebrate thanksgiving

[ruby minnow]

we don't either

[hot snow]

weird

your country is almost named turkey

[ruby minnow]

you're weird

[hot snow]

yup

[fading shuttle]

its named like

fuckin south turkiye or whatever

[ruby minnow]

its named Turkiye now

[hot snow]

exactly

[ruby minnow]

but i will still call it Turkey

[runic kernel]

Hi bery

[ruby minnow]

because like who tf even calls it Turkiye expect for boring official stuff

[fading shuttle]

noone will call it turkiye except turkish people

who probably already called it turkiye to begin with

[ruby minnow]

yeah

its Turkiye in turkish

[tulip ravine]

Turkey is cool country

[ruby minnow]

nah fuck Turkey

this place sucks

[tulip ravine]

I wish I lived in turkey again ngl

It was fms fun day

[ruby minnow]

good luck living with a %160-%170 of inflation bro

i mean i can't

[fading shuttle]

has watermelon man won yet?

[tulip ravine]

Maybe to both

[ruby minnow]

nah the votings are still pending

the watermelon man is still waiting

[runic kernel]

Damn boylikers

[ruby minnow]

the only good thing about Istanbul is cats

rest is just

[oblique spire]

Oh my god not that fucking thing again

[shadow wyvern]

https://i.redd.it/hb1nb1mi89fa1.gif

[oblique spire]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[ruby minnow]

imma keep it a 💯 with y'all its joever and we are not going to barack

[stone blade]

stfu

[ruby minnow]

ok

[oblique spire]

Covid hit Arthur hard

[fading shuttle]

brainfart has been joever since gtanil got banned months ago

[stone blade]

same with pango

[ruby minnow]

how did he get his account banned from discord bro

[fading shuttle]

too based

[ruby minnow]

you're probably right

too based for discord

[fading shuttle]

i dont think he will return, he lost faith in brainfart

[final cedar]

gtanil was here just a few weeks ago

[fading shuttle]

yeah except since he got banned last time brainfart has fallen

[pastel quartz]

furry pedophile meme

[fading shuttle]

and it didnt even recover when he came back

[final cedar]

what do you want brainfart to be?

[pastel quartz]

brainshit

[broken topaz]

Brainfart isn't what it used to be

[fading shuttle]

brainfart has fallen

https://tenor.com/view/incel-wojak-meme-anime-glasses-gif-21218188

[broken topaz]

Millions have died

[pastel quartz]

millions must fart

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056303122512887838/1092909371312312420/1F766416-5C9E-4B1E-BEAA-574BD5BFB8EB.gif

[oblique spire]

which one of you fucking pinged me

[fading shuttle]

i remember when a woman came in brainfart and we bullied her away

those were the days

[broken topaz]

Lol

[pastel quartz]

if only...

[runic kernel]

Hi Cori @oblique spire

[broken topaz]

Haiii heeeyy :3

[oblique spire]

Someone ghost pinged me

who was it

[broken topaz]

Wasn't me

[broken topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1069381625588240384/b46-unscreen.gif

Texture

[pastel quartz]

thats nuts bro

[broken topaz]

Nice

[broken topaz]

Please God give me more time

[pastel quartz]

thats nuts

[broken topaz]

So i can finish my procedural texture system

[fading shuttle]

goddamn it

not that meme again

[runic kernel]

Hi Derrek

[pastel quartz]

im nuts bro

[broken topaz]

Nuts from berserk?

[pastel quartz]

thats nuts beo

why did i type fat in vietnamese

[broken topaz]

Why do you speak the tree language

[broken topaz]

High levels of :3 today

[broken topaz]

I get to slap sticks together again today

[runic kernel]

[pastel quartz]

whats going on

[solar obsidian]

the nuts have fallen, millions will eat

[broken topaz]

I wish I was a squirrel on the woods

Just pilfering for nuts

[pastel quartz]

thats nuts bro

[broken topaz]

Chilling on trees

[pastel quartz]

thats nuts bro

[high token]

Getting mauled by an eagle

[pastel quartz]

kill gray squirrels

thats nuts bro

[broken topaz]

Sick

That's totally nuts

[pastel quartz]

love red squirrels

[pastel quartz]

TOTAL GREY DEATH

BEHEAD GREY SQUIRRELS

STAB GREY SQUIRRELS

[broken topaz]

There's grey squirrels ?

[solar obsidian]

yes

[pastel quartz]

SHIT IN A GREY SQUIRREL'S NEST

kill em all

[broken topaz]

I feel like I've only ever seen reddish brown ones

[pastel quartz]

THROW GREY SQUIRRELS OFF 29 METER TREES

[runic kernel]

Gey squirrels?

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-felicia-friday-shoo-go-away-gif-4389994

[solar obsidian]

man, good thing its not true, imagine the bullying (but it would be pretty funny tho)

[pastel quartz]

cobson LIKES bbc.

[high token]

How do i get on the roof on the building next to foresters

[runic kernel]

Use your legs

[pastel quartz]

too far

[pastel quartz]

use Ur own

[runic kernel]

[solar obsidian]

climb forester's tower and use the wires to go to the other roof

[pastel quartz]

https://www.larue.com/products/larue-tactical-picatinny-riser-lt101/#reviews-tab

[high token]

Thanks

[pastel quartz]

[oblique spire]

I saw a swastika in there

[pastel quartz]

where my eyes are smaller than a pencil line

on the smugjak horse?

[oblique spire]

at like 30 second mark

[thorn mirage]

It spreads

[oblique spire]

maybe a bit earlier

on the dudes arm

[pastel quartz]

oh right the fucking horse has a swas lol

its a fucking horse that has a smugfqce

[oblique spire]

and the horse too

[pastel quartz]

it isnt glorifying anything doe...

[oblique spire]

Still a swastika

[austere shadow]

You don't have to tap the ss window to focus on it, you put dots like these that way

[pastel quartz]

allahu akhbar

wait fuck

[oblique spire]

what does Allah have to do with this

[pastel quartz]

new phone who dis

[oblique spire]

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/983789369649410091/1110110442321354792/image.png

should put era on SUVs

[pastel quartz]

played a lot of dirt rally 2.0 yesterday

was a ton of fun

vroom vroom 🥰

[vivid edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/771347183831744512/1109850072713273344/no_fucking_way_lmao.mp4

[weak jackal]

this tower of babel shit is confusin

[crimson flame]

tbf nothing is worse than a movie, novel, anime, series etc ruined by translation

experienced it myself firsthand with the spice and wolf anime

[narrow lotus]

Hot cock

[languid venture]

what a cute lil guy

[tulip ravine]

Hello brain fart

[heavy peak]

[stone blade]

me

[sage otter]

B-but the post is written in English….

[runic kernel]

Hi Ledy

[stone blade]

aaaa

!!

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/please-please-noo-i-dont-wanna-scared-afraid-gif-22431116

[stone blade]

imagine a world where the main means of transportation was buses and trains

instead of cars

[fading shuttle]

heaven

[stone blade]

TRULY

[fading shuttle]

i fucking hate cars

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1008508705295319131/1109908197969502260/RDT_20230521_040138.mp4

[stone blade]

same

[fading shuttle]

car centric cities suck

[stone blade]

nie tuka v bg sme dobre

gore dolu

https://youtube.com/shorts/NvhKepTnZ-M?feature=share @fading shuttle

Me

all the time

constantly

https://youtube.com/shorts/CDpgqcnZFpU?feature=share

me too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfWFAKR4IAc @oblique spire

[oblique spire]

🤝

[runic kernel]

Counter argument

https://tenor.com/view/vtec-turbo-civic-civic-b18c-gif-22060078

[shadow wyvern]

I hope your engine explodes

:)

[robust cove]

Counter argument 2 - I will kill your whole family with a honda civic

[runic kernel]

Argeed

https://tenor.com/view/burnout-gif-26361102

[pastel quartz]

I got a big shit brewing boys

I'm gunna need you all to send me your energy

[onyx birch]

Pedestrian

[mint mist]

i played it but its so fucking boring

[runic kernel]

Hi maja Hi Graham

[maiden lance]

brainfart I need one (1) pizza topping quick

[warm flame]

Anchovies

[maiden lance]

not possible, not in list :pepe:

[warm flame]

Meatball

[shadow wyvern]

this user is a pizza bottom
add pepperoni

also 🫵

[maiden lance]

no meatball too

so pepperoni it is

[warm flame]

Sosig

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[maiden lance]

@warm flame @shadow wyvern picked the pizza pie with kebab, ham, salami, pepperoni and bacon, thanks for your inputs

[shadow wyvern]

big meats

[runic kernel]

Add bepis

[shadow wyvern]

enjoy the pizzer

[maiden lance]

I got the big fats and already got milk for drink

le cheatday

[pastel quartz]

IM ON THE SHITTER AGAIN

I'm gunna die

[oblique spire]

We are epicly gaming

War thunder and HOI at the same time

[oblique spire]

Best HOI4 game tip

[pastel quartz]

😨

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9-QaIvjtBw&ab_channel=DunkMovies

i randomly got reminded of this very cool video

[pastel quartz]

Third time on the shitter it's so fucking over

I'm going home now work for me today

Pray for me brothers I got 30 mins on the road back home

It will be a treacherous journey

you will pray to God once you're home

on toilet

[robust cove]

I am not waiting that long

[cedar lion]

Yknow what

i will come for only a sec

Suck wiener

Now i will disappear like your dads did

[uncut obsidian]

man

[pastel quartz]

I will have my first days of work at my new side job as a gasstation clerk on the 2.6. till the 4.6.
Those dates fall on the yearly town festival and one of the main concert stages are not even 100m away from it. I'm either veeeeery fucked or have the opportunity to get on my bosses good side right away.

[stone blade]

BUT WHY WOULD YOU NOT BUY MR

AGAINST ALL AP TEAM

WHY

[pastel quartz]

Baptisms by fire

[stone blade]

they all went armor and damage items

like hellooooooooooo

[pastel quartz]

We don't get tips in Germany, we only get the full shaft

[mint mist]

woman

[high token]

Guess I’m bombing several gas stations in Germany

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1085379327044100236/1109590687470592041/ssstik.io_1684617370953.mp4

[pastel quartz]

Please do that nami.

But tbh, there are still tips at restaurants, cafes and some other specific situations. Tipping ain't really a thing here

[high token]

Praying for your survival, cuz i know working in the customer service line is like hell 🙏

Tipping ain’t a thing here either

[maiden lance]

tipping culture must be abolished

aint my damn job to pay service workers

[high token]

“Sir would you like to tip 5 dollars to charity?”
The Glock 19 in my pocket:

[oblique spire]

Guten abend brainfart

[mint mist]

hi

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079566549951709364/1109048984825253918/AutoMemes.mp4

[eager igloo]

What's the source of that meme

[remote vine]

Squad

[broken topaz]

Abend means evening

See my answer

[plush creek]

Oh ok

[broken topaz]

Nobody uses Abend to mean an unexpected termination of software

I've never heard or read it at least in any of the comp sci literature I've read

[oblique spire]

"Guten abend" means good evening

[sturdy copper]

Gluten Tag

[broken topaz]

Gluten Teig ?

[oblique spire]

You mean guten tag?

[broken topaz]

No he means gluten

[sturdy copper]

No, Gluten Tag

[oblique spire]

what

[mint mist]

isnt gluten

part of food stuff

[broken topaz]

Yes

[sturdy copper]

And?

[mint mist]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-server-gif-20804530

[sturdy copper]

Point being?

Saying gluten tag will immediately scare off the gluten intolerant

It’s a very strong spell

[mint mist]

avada kedabra

[oblique spire]

Real

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/273928956585967618/1110159662545895464/RDT_20230522_1357375199882502033663942.jpg

[mint mist]

i dont understand

[proud torrent]

trans shitposting TSA No-Fly List hacker

[mint mist]

idk what tsa no fly list is

jesus christ

[oblique spire]

[proud torrent]

america's airport cops, they have a no-fly list for suspected terrorists she managed to get a hold of and publicized

lives in a country that wont extradite back to america

[stone blade]

so if the B in lgbt stands for bi
DOesnt that mean theres 2 genders?

[oblique spire]

[mint mist]

gender is now an orientation, not gender itself

[oblique spire]

I mean

[mint mist]

for some reason

[oblique spire]

Ivan aint wrong

[sturdy copper]

Bruh, one of the two lat pulldown machines are broken in the gym, now there is a fuckin queue for the remaining one. Help

[proud torrent]

attracted to the two extremes but maybe not enby people in the middle being all androgynous

[stone blade]

Orientation?
there's front/back/up/down/left and right

theyre not that hard to remember

[quasi sundial]

https://media.tenor.com/Niwjgval6C4AAAAi/morshu-get-real.gif

[proud torrent]

this bitch never found the rotate function

[broken topaz]

I live in a 2 dimensional plane

I can't rotate

[stone blade]

but you can mirror yourself

[broken topaz]

That's true

[stone blade]

so instead of cori

[broken topaz]

I turn around in one frame

[stone blade]

we get iroc

[broken topaz]

Yea I rock

Thanks for noticing

[stone blade]

EXACTLY

[stone blade]

but its still 2

LMAO

that doesnt change anything

it still implies 2 only

[broken topaz]

Bi people don't exist

[stone blade]

true

[proud torrent]

hard to find a good and pithy way to explain ivan being a dipshit

[broken topaz]

To make way for more fluid gender terms

We killed all bisexuals

[eager igloo]

I meant the meme template not the game

[stone blade]

I'm just trolling

chill

[fading shuttle]

We got gender solid, fluid, where is gaseous

[proud torrent]

bell curves have two sides, all you idiots in the middle just pick a side smh

[remote vine]

It’s from a show called good doctor

[broken topaz]

Gender plasma

[proud torrent]

supercritical

[broken topaz]

Me on the left

[fading shuttle]

I've always been on the right

That's where the funny people are

[remote vine]

Anyways you can probably find the meme template elsewhere since it’s been everywhere for the last week or so

[azure iron]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-manul-morning-pallas-cat-good-morning-gm-gif-26228661

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/957528534421737502/1087535029913145344/cats_waitin.gif

[broken topaz]

Graphic design is his passion

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1078590631108153405/5A0568A5-F499-48C2-BD80-EA18733A9B39.gif

ty

it is

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-cat-generator-manul-generator-pallas-cat-gif-20710027

[solar obsidian]

ah, so thats what manul is

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-manul-cat-gif-26136863

[solar obsidian]

post the manul tapping his tail, please

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bPQMV.gif

[normal reef]

Why this cta

[final cedar]

fluffy

[solar obsidian]

hes cute and literally me

[final cedar]

[normal reef]

He is round

Why he round

[stone blade]

I'm him

[normal reef]

He looks dumb

A dumb round fluff ball

[solar obsidian]

his diet is junk food

[normal reef]

His diet is misinformation on discord politics channel

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-rolling-cuddle-cuddle-roll-gif-26410302

Literally me

[solar obsidian]

[normal reef]

How are these cats called

[oblique spire]

nothing will ever beat OOTT

[solar obsidian]

manul probably

[oblique spire]

things may come very close (Such as MM) but nothing will beat OOTT

[normal reef]

Lions, leopards, caracal and then fucking manul

[solar obsidian]

hey hey, Ted.
took a nap, ate lunch now chillin some more.
you?

[robust cove]

That sounds like a wonderful breakfast, I just had oatmeal with banana and dried plums

[tulip ravine]

Hello all

[stone blade]

me talking to uni friends

WE GOT EM

[robust cove]

You got em fr fr

[oblique spire]

Got em fr fr ong no cap

[tulip ravine]

I got some new aftershave

[robust cove]

Nice

[stone blade]

aftershave implies the existence of beforeshave

[stone blade]

the wd40 smell aftershave

[tulip ravine]

Armani

[stone blade]

The girl I'm dating has slice marks on her arms

she's the one boys

[oblique spire]

Ivan loves the mentally ill women

[stone blade]

tru

[fading shuttle]

the best kind

[stone blade]

tru

ima take her to the shop and run her hand on the scanenr

[oblique spire]

[pastel quartz]

Btw, is there anything cool to do in luxembourg ?
I'm going on a camping trip there soon

and the public transportation is free so i can just go where ever

+1

[crimson flame]

free public transportation? wow

you're rich arent you

[oblique spire]

$2.4k

[crimson flame]

$500

[summer crow]

2$

[pastel quartz]

1488$

[oblique spire]

damn

[crimson flame]

[oblique spire]

Thats

thats alot on food

[crimson flame]

my monthly rent is $50

[oblique spire]

How much per tip

[crimson flame]

in inches?

[oblique spire]

Ok so.... note to self, start delivering food around Ted's area and get tipped good.... noted

[crimson flame]

i spend $20 a week just on food

[high token]

Door dash? I can buy a child from a chinese sweatshop to get me that stuff for 50 cents!

[oblique spire]

real

[crimson flame]

man i should really tip more often

[summer crow]

Bribery

[crimson flame]

tipping culture is nonexistent here so it never came to mind

[oblique spire]

bro

Tip a thai person $20

for like

bringing your meal to you

[summer crow]

[oblique spire]

that shit is like their fucken monthly salary

[crimson flame]

[crimson flame]

yep

my city's minimum monthly salary is $200

[oblique spire]

what the fuck

[crimson flame]

third world country bro

[uncut obsidian]

173,76$ here

[crimson flame]

yknow, first time i discovered internet, i hate my country to the fucking guts.

now that i know how other firstworld countries behave (americans and chinese mostly) i kinda like living here

[oblique spire]

I'm going to thailand in a few months for my dad's birthday, you bet your ass I'm gonna tip good

They work hard, they deserve it

[crimson flame]

they do

but careful of scams

[oblique spire]

ofc

i've been multiple times in my life

first time i went to thailand I think I was 5

went to Bali at 4

[crimson flame]

sheeesh

[oblique spire]

Gone to thailand every couple years

Love it there

nice gardens

nice people

[crimson flame]

i want to buy a home in rural bali and just live a peaceful life

[oblique spire]

Singapore though... sheesh

that place is next level

[high token]

Yea

[oblique spire]

love it there too

[narrow lotus]

when theres troubleee you know who to callll

not falco

[high token]

Water of bottle for 11SD lol 😭

[crimson flame]

what do you expect, its rated first as the most stressed out country, 5 times in a row

[high token]

The water of bottle

[sleek zinc]

Remember that just because your country has a poor and ineffectual government. That doesn't always mean you're in a bad country.

[crimson flame]

water that holds bottle yes

[pastel quartz]

in germany we have like a 12€ minimum wage but a 19% sales tax and rent for a small one room apartment is like 450€ on average.
We may earn more but we get taxed to death

[crimson flame]

see? thats why i love my country

fuckin $50

[high token]

But to be honest Singapore is expensive as hell tour around in for me

[crimson flame]

a month

i sleep like a baby everyday

[high token]

Still a really nice country though

[crimson flame]

[oblique spire]

Ted

When you coming to Australia

[crimson flame]

only in high level areas

i live in low ground, near sea

humidity is 60-80 all the time

[sleek zinc]

I love my country but hate my government. They're the source of almost all our problems, and they grow bigger and more bloated every day.

[crimson flame]

do you mind the humidity@winged phoenix

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bnuuy-steals-your-bunny-steals-your-bnuuy-gif-26209043

[crimson flame]

ikr

[oblique spire]

[crimson flame]

[oblique spire]

Hot as hell is the daily here

Summer it gets to like 40 celcius like every day

[narrow lotus]

I have literally seen a car with a melted dashboard that was left in the sun in Australia

[crimson flame]

in my city its so hot the asphalt melts sideways, making small horizontal bumps

[oblique spire]

Average day in straya

Based

did you try vegemite?

Lel

the "nutella like condiment" scam strikes again

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/820376519159316572/1110210100041363517/Snapinsta.app_video_345090641_611961617551755_7470774212143299918_n.mp4

[oblique spire]

Ted

did you have the vegemite on a bit of buttered toast?

or perhaps

in a sandwich

Based

[pastel quartz]

fun story:
once i was travelling by bike with a full camping backpack that was about 15kg to get to a punkfestival where i worked. I rode like 100km a day for 3 days on the hottest week of the year with temperatures that got as high as 42 celsius. I drank 10-15 liters of water each day and ate salt + magnesium pills and peed only like once a day

[oblique spire]

fuck y'know i haven't had vegemite toast for brekki in a while.....

i should have it tmr

[crimson flame]

dude what the actual fuck

[pastel quartz]

like i said, i drank +10 liters of water everyday

[crimson flame]

fuckin madman

what kind of bike did u use

[oblique spire]

My older brother has had it, i'm pretty sure he said it tasted like chicken

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/ywxw2y4d1e1b1.jpg

[oblique spire]

actually

might've been crocodile he said tasted like chicken

idk

he's weird

he eats fucking canned octopus

he's a weird cunt but I love him

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/7brs8ax2vd1b1.png

[pastel quartz]

a veeeery shitty bicycle, gear shift died on the last day an i just powered through

[crimson flame]

literally first time i heard octopus being canned

[crimson flame]

holy fuck dude ur a legend lmao

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/l0qd6n3l0c1b1.png

there

[oblique spire]

that's australia for ya

[weak jackal]

mate i live here and haven't heard of canned octo before

[pastel quartz]

I want to do this again sometime tbh, maybe I will video blog it
the trip was ca. Bochum to peine, you can google map search the route

[oblique spire]

Well Daniela that's because you're from the other side of the fucken country lad

[weak jackal]

oh

yeah fair enough

thanks lass

[crimson flame]

at least get a decent all terrain bike dude

[oblique spire]

Also funny story

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/1yzw0078ye1b1.jpg

[pastel quartz]

nah, i will use my 400€ 14kg city bike with hub gears

[ornate tulip]

That got a genuine chuckle out of me. Good job. Have a sandvich

[oblique spire]

A few months ago when I went to visit my brother (I go over to his place and stay the weekend every once in a while) he offered me $150 to shave my head, next thing you know I video call my parents with a shaved head

[pastel quartz]

i rode 45km everyday when i worked at a graveyard to get to and back from work 1h each, that bike has sentimental value

[weak jackal]

wowie thank you

https://i.redd.it/ve2pa3t83c1b1.jpg

have a biden

[runic kernel]

Goodnight brainfart

[weak jackal]

gn kitty

[oblique spire]

Goodnight catboy ❤️

[weak jackal]

gf was flabbergasted

[ornate tulip]

Sleep well

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-rei-rei-ayanami-ayanami-neon-genesis-evangelion-gif-23726290

[crimson flame]

whats the series/brand?

[pastel quartz]

ortler degoya
a good bike is a nice thing but you can just be a very jacked dude leg wise like I am and don't give a shit

[final cedar]

[ornate tulip]

heh

[solar obsidian]

i started watching game of thrones (yeah, im "a bit" late...) and, man, that dwarf is literally me

[remote vine]

Tyrion is probs the best character in GoT

[weak jackal]

cool guy

interesting to watch

[crimson flame]

oooooooo looks very nice and sturdy

[final cedar]

Hodor is obv. #1

Tyrion is a evil little shit

[remote vine]

I never cared much about the show but some characters still stood out despite that

I have a hunch that the show was indeed following Martin’s vision

I meant the ending

[remote vine]

Honestly that’s on you for thinking that when Martin has stated multiple times how much he hates Tolkien

Wasn’t GoT written because he wanted to prove a point or something?

[crimson flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ieGQ_YddX0

[narrow lotus]

React with F and i lockdown brainfart

[crimson flame]

im sooooooooooo glad i bought the game

[narrow lotus]

!lockdown

[split canyon]

✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart-manul-monday

[narrow lotus]

say no more fam

so

what are you guys doing

frozen ass?

It is quiet in here

Let me call Falco

!falco

[split canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026780041461366804/1065760499205156906/image.png

[narrow lotus]

why is there no command for me

fucking shit server i swear to god

!unlockdown

[split canyon]

✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart-manul-monday.

[solar obsidian]

:(

[oblique spire]

Hi Iedy

[narrow lotus]

holy shit what the fuck

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

My rage is untitled

[weak jackal]

am i exiled

[solar obsidian]

lego supra

[narrow lotus]

hii

[weak jackal]

oh phew

[oblique spire]

Yo holy shit

Daniela

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/650656148394999828/1109078877374005291/343998984_1089813182396757_1375163240588185313_n.mp4

[oblique spire]

Your msg

[solar obsidian]

imagine being exiled to brainfart and its on lockdown

[weak jackal]

pov: you just gave a poor discord user the brainfart exile role

[remote vine]

fair nuff

[oblique spire]

it sent and said "Tomorrow at 12:00 AM"

[weak jackal]

lmao

[oblique spire]

you fucking time travelled

for like

half a second

[weak jackal]

its 2 am for me

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

REAL

Ivan_Fatsov soon

[solar obsidian]

@stone blade how much do you weight?

[sullen osprey]

Me when 1984

[narrow lotus]

Remember guys : if you suck at League, just blame ur team and surrender at 20

good luck

[oblique spire]

no hi for me

[sullen osprey]

I play rell mid, my team sucks

[solar obsidian]

@oblique spire hello

[weak jackal]

@oblique spire h

the rest of my greeting will be mailed in 2-3 business days

[sullen osprey]

@oblique spire haii

[oblique spire]

I appreciate the gestures but it was directed towards Iedy, love you all though

[broken topaz]

Haai

[sullen osprey]

L bozo

[broken topaz]

We're free

Hey money man

[oblique spire]

[broken topaz]

I have two hours to kill

And nothing to do

[sullen osprey]

Then kill

[solar obsidian]

read a book

[ornate tulip]

Going on my cardio practice. I'll be back with pictures of ducks and geese soom

[sullen osprey]

If you have 2 hours to kill why aren’t you killing?

[broken topaz]

I have no book with me

As I'm out and about

See ya

Enjoy

[oblique spire]

Adios Ted

enjoy your nap

[oblique spire]

[broken topaz]

Lies

[mortal violet]

how do you make a water bed more bouncy

[weak jackal]

place car airbag underneath

[broken topaz]

Jelly instead of water

[weak jackal]

random detonation while sleeping

[mortal violet]

use spring water

[weak jackal]

boiiing

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-emoji-disintegrating-emoji-disappearing-meme-21st-century-gif-24891417

[broken topaz]

I don't mean that

I'm sorry

Out of pocket

[weak jackal]

if you're on a boat and have a pack of cigarettes but no way to light them what do you do

toss one cigarette overboard and the entire boat will become a little lighter

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/llhlg-raccoon-facepalm-annoyed-hands-gif-18825442

[pastel quartz]

man, i was ready to post ways how to make fire with a lot of different things

[ornate tulip]

I got park pictures. Who wants to see?

[weak jackal]

what do you call a bike too sleepy to be ridden

two tired

[oblique spire]

Me me me me

[weak jackal]

show the class, bestie

what'd the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall

[weak jackal]

"Dam"

[stone blade]

60 kilo

[weak jackal]

omg duckies n geese

[ornate tulip]

Yes.

[broken topaz]

Dude samesies

[stone blade]

Yes

[eager igloo]

Wut

[stone blade]

I'm 175 and I weigh 60 kilo

for delight since he asked

[broken topaz]

And what's your social security number

[stone blade]

I ain't got one

I'm not american

[pastel quartz]

cup size ?

[stone blade]

I'm flat sorry

I don't have tits

[pastel quartz]

😦

[broken topaz]

Every man has a genetically coded cup size

Wouldn't you like to find out ?

[stone blade]

not really

[broken topaz]

Shame

[oblique spire]

[broken topaz]

Ivans taller than me

But he weighs the same

[fading shuttle]

damn you short

[broken topaz]

Which means

I must lose weight

[solar obsidian]

@stone blade what is your shoe size?

[stone blade]

yes

[stone blade]

41

or 42

[broken topaz]

I have bigger feet tho

[final cedar]

tank sized

[solar obsidian]

literally me 🤝

[broken topaz]

Clown shoesn

[stone blade]

ME AND DELIGHT ARE THE SAME

I"M HIM

[ornate tulip]

Geese close up

[stone blade]

AND HE"S ME

FR

FR

[final cedar]

small feet small peen

[solar obsidian]

FR ONG

[ornate tulip]

Wayward clones.

[stone blade]

[broken topaz]

You know what they say about guys with big hands

[final cedar]

imagine having a 39 as a dude

[broken topaz]

Big gloves 🧤

[narrow lotus]

hiii sorry i ate chicken breast with fries and pepsi twist from fridge

[broken topaz]

I wish

I wish I was 164 and with a 39 shoe size

[final cedar]

nah fr, I can't imagine. I'm constantly falling over with 45

[broken topaz]

That'd be so based

[stone blade]

true

[broken topaz]

I got my 42s offer plenty of balance for my height

[pastel quartz]

well, let's take out the rulers and measure the really important stats.
I'm well past the 6inch mark

[ornate tulip]

I got way more critters than usual.

[broken topaz]

Impressive, very nice

[stone blade]

time to play league

tomorrow

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-американскийпсихопат-кристианбейл-american-psychopath-christian-bale-gif-17867735

[stone blade]

we date goth woman with mental problems

[oblique spire]

Za bebsi?

[final cedar]

me too 🤝

oh that's cm

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-o-hearn-gif-11680313204893848663

[pastel quartz]

[broken topaz]

I'm definitely past 6 cm

Fr fr

[oblique spire]

[final cedar]

we talking about areola diameter?

[narrow lotus]

pepsi cu lamaie

!lemon

[split canyon]

🍋

[pastel quartz]

i only date women below the 6cm mark

[foggy mantle]

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[stone blade]

zdrasti

[broken topaz]

Unfortunate

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bdUDJ.gif

[pastel quartz]

-18cm

minus numbers only

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/TM25.gif

[stone blade]

The more techno you listen to as a league player

the more toxic you become

that's why I play league at the club

ty ty

I know

[final cedar]

hate league so much you top rank just to dunk on league players

[pastel quartz]

"Yo, get the fuck out the restroom with your free wifi stealing ass, we want to do some speed in there"

[narrow lotus]

u top rank so u can play cancer abuse heroes and be omega toxic to everyone

[final cedar]

[stone blade]

he has a support name in his name
and plays jungle

what will he do?

stay tuned

[pastel quartz]

[stone blade]

we in draft tho

I've not won a single ranked game

im in bronze 2 rn

kekw

its actually full of brainless creatures

gg go next

[final cedar]

anyone wana see a badass GITS scene?

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @fading shuttle Average Bulgarian Jogger

this guy apparently jumped in front of a Romanian woman and jumped on her bonnet for no reason

nice

[fading shuttle]

oh shit, theres a bypass that allows you to play dead space

[weak jackal]

I do that sometimes just to feel alive

[weak jackal]

the bypass is a credit card

[fading shuttle]

nah

[stone blade]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hDVtLfi3Ra8?feature=share @narrow lotus

[fading shuttle]

the minimum salary in bulgaria is 300ish euro and the game costs 60

[weak jackal]

oh yeah yoink tf out of it

love piracy

[fading shuttle]

🤝

[weak jackal]

fitgirl out here like the mercy reaching for child in rubble meme

[narrow lotus]

Real

in romania is 260 Euro and average rent is 200

hunger games literally

[solar obsidian]

@weak jackal sshhh #📄rules. talk about that subject in codewords such as "100% discounted"

[weak jackal]

we can talk about it

just no links

[solar obsidian]

not really

[narrow lotus]

you could find cheaper rent like 120-140 euro but its mostly in a shitty gypsy infested neighbourhood where every trip outside is like a tarkov raid @stone blade @fading shuttle

[weak jackal]

@fading shuttle

ok

well she's always worked great for me

[weak jackal]

DWARVES

luv me compression

[oblique spire]

Goodnight brainfart

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-rei-rei-ayanami-ayanami-neon-genesis-evangelion-gif-23726290

[broken topaz]

CPU problem

[narrow lotus]

Empress also has a cringe ego i heard

[broken topaz]

Can't be worse than empress

[weak jackal]

yeah lol

[narrow lotus]

ah nvm it was empress

[weak jackal]

Empress has her own soundtrack and posts with manifestos

[narrow lotus]

i mixed them up

both women , both ☕

[broken topaz]

Her nfo files

Are unhinged

But fit girls recent repack of Zelda

[broken topaz]

Came with a slightly borked nsp file

Which ran fine

But if you wanted to install the update

It would break

So my dad and I dumped his legit Zelda cartridge for me

Ye essentially

[broken topaz]

But I was lazy

But we dumped my dad's switch firmware

And his keys

[crimson flame]

whats happening lmao

[broken topaz]

And now I have a pretty ethically sourced way to play the new Zelda

[heavy peak]

That sounds like for Nintendo repacks specificaly

[weak jackal]

Poor Dodi with all the medical stuff

[narrow lotus]

ballsd

[final cedar]

Did you return the game after dump?

[broken topaz]

Well it's my dad's game

So no

[weak jackal]

a bunch of people came together to give money to Dodi after he was hospitalized recently

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/x22pjky7va0b1.png

[broken topaz]

My dad plays it on his switch