#🎪bruh-fart
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Lmao
Companies listen to their revenue.
People just need to stop paying shit companies for shit work. Monopolies are cancer
Ubisoft slowly going bankrupt after countless dogshit IP releases is funny af
They are corpos, they have that in their motto
Their Farcry 6 game which was told "Will never be on steam" is now on steam for -75% off.
If they go under its whatever
Fuck Corpos
They take everything and kill it.
That's why I hate fanboy situation
Of course; its always a buisness. Thats part of it. But at least it was EARNED back then. As Scurvy said, they expect the world now
People buying Call of duty to this day lmfao
EA can make the same game every year and people will still pay money for it
WORSE YET
PEOPLE BUYING FIFA OR MADDEN
GODDAMN
THE GAMES ARE LEGIT JUST NAME DLCS
I suspect subsidies are running out. A lot of media and tech companies are failing now because the money dried up from ESG and the 'agenda investors'
No wonder some indie developers online are making 40k a month developing python games lmfao
Next up on the list is putting ads in games
Without going into politics. Nature is slowly healing hopefully and companies will have to hopefully earn their dollars again
I'll deadass start pirating and modding to take em out
That would cross a line.
Lines were crossed long ago
Forget that,
In the fucking settings
I've used Windows my whole life, If I get one Malware pop up on God I'm building a linux pc
As cancer as some stuff is in Win 10 its leagues better than 11 at this point
I know how to use linux but I know nothing about setting it up and making it work
I havent updated lmao
I know the basics. But I am open to learning again. DO use command prompt do diagnose internet issues on the regular
TBH i coulda kept running windows 7 until I died and been just fine
But I had to build new PCs so I was like, "fuck it"
People ccomplained a lot about win 10, never had issues with it
Acting like steam is the only way to get videogames lmfao
Although I never ran win 7, just win 8.1
Other than updates ruining a few features before getting to a stable update version. No issues here
People who let windows update get the issues on the regular
And I HATE WITH BURNING PASSION EVER TOUCHING MICROSOFT STORE
I know I had nightmares with bad Nvidia drivers and finding stable ones. Its a universal constant
Bugthesda published.
I watched Bethesda go from my Fav company to my most hated
So in a way, they stayed my top
Play the game without Audio. Yeah thats right
I just realised it was 8 years ago
That conductor carried that project like a valkyrie
I am having an existential crisis don't hang up
THe less Bethesda touches a game the better. The Dev for Doom mostly kept to themselves and kept steady with the results apparent.
Denuvo was added on the insistence of Bethesda, then removed after backlash and agreement with the devs and community.
Doom eternal I think. Been forever.
Hear me out, I'm really worried about Elder Scroll 6
Shit may not be playable for like a few years
It took so long I lost interest
Starfield as well. If its AAA I only get hyped after a week's worth of review after release
Even for a too big to fail project like GTA 6.
Shit got pushed back over a year, and I still think its going to be too early.
AAA devs should always be guilty until proven innocent.
Why not tbf? Again with the "The believe they are entitled to your money" thing
Have plenty of backlog and indie games to keep me until it gets interesting or close
Shadows of Doubt is S++ tier
Maybe even SSR rank idk
Like honestly, how long since that teaser and NO communication whatsoever
Been hearing about that one. Getting Deus Ex Gameplay loop vibes from it in terms of open ended levels and gameplay
They did that as a last ditch effort to get investors. Especially considering how bad FO76 was
Reasonable
Dude Shadows of Doubt it one of my top games RN. its worth the price of $20
You gotta eat/drink in that game, along with make sure you are warm and dry
Have you chumps played Subnautica yet?
I dunno, its neat tho. I suggest trying it.
The boardroom cancer, the investors. Constant demand and subsidise failures. Without going into the politics, its part of the ESG cancer for groups that keep a 10% hold on companies.
They make demands lest they start a panic run and call the shots without anything near a majority,
Hell yeah dude
windows 11 needs tpm2.0 modules installed on your pc.
Raft was enough for me. Lots of backlog. Doing pizza tower now
What cracks me up is big companies expecting constant increases in revenue... its just not how it works lmfao
You hit a cap at some point. Unless you massively innovate... but thats expensive lmao lets fire people instead and make the rest pick up the slack
It's creative work, you can't just throw money at a problem
Yahtzee crowshaw did a great cover on that.
The reboots are a holding pattern until the next trend since the cash cow of live service games that demanded all the time and attention got tapped out massively
Yeah they died. Quickly I might add.
On god, I don't know what that means
They have the money, they have the tech. What don't they have? The people
Driven out by mandate and quota. and the results show
EA was on their Soap box screaming at God too
you won't be bothered to upgrade 
"Upgrade"
Hardware ID, trusted platform modules for 'protection' against hackers and the like
All the good devs have all but left and started new studios or left the feild entirely.
Apparently TPM makes a bitch of upgrades since a key is needed to change or fix some hardware with that and not have the PC freak out about it like how some OS instals freak out
One game did try using TPM to head off ingame hacking, but it was spoofed by Meotkur using a VM
They think im going to use that shit lmfao
Legit people dont realize.
if I build a new 20 foot wall around my shit
25 foot ladders increase in price
Remember that. Wild
Anticheat and the like is kind of interesting.
It makes kernel acesss; but as soon as a dedicated hacker can get in that. Game integrity is the least of your worries
Its like how the NSA backdoors got leaked and the ransomware plague hit hard.
'Oh yeah, keep that in there we need it'
I legit refused to play Valorant partly because of that shit lmfao
Kernel level access these nuts bitch
People still hack i nthat game
Suprise suprise, executive access got abused once the code was cracked.
maybe it stopped script kiddies, but its just like challeging 4chan not be retards for 5 minutes
youll just make em try harder or event new hacks
The only winning move is not to play at all; or to accept the risk or play with only those you trust
Big time. Lmfao
I remember a few stories of high tech vs low tech.
When the Americans under Obama bugged the German Goverment computers in legislature, they switched to backup typewritters temporarily
guys dont translate "fifty ten hull" to french and press the TTS button worst mistake of my life
Okay thanks for the warning.
Anyway
Typewriters lmfao
played with a mate hitting heatshots only on a private server. "man you got really good since last we played" "oh no I'm using aim, can't be bothered" 
parry this dumbasses

Good luck hacking one.
The Swedes in a Wargame beat a US carrier group with a basic ass Diesel submarine years ago humiliating them live
Just, it honestly impresses the shit out of me.
Go Sweden lmfao
Alrighty boys, Im going to bed. Im fucking spent
Good talking with ya
Another wargame was simulating war with Iran.
The one general went low tech, skipping satellite coms jamming by going with motorcycle couriers and make the scenario a 'failure' for completed objectives by keeping a steady co-ordinated defense
Night.
good morning brain farts
farts in your pillow
hi stinky
go have a shower
ew
oh boy its who killed captain alex time
operation cut tigerz balls 
ugandan special forcez 
"Everybody in Uganda was harmed in the making of this masterpiece"
Is this the "Everybody in Uganda knows Kung-fu" movie?
Communism failed because karl marx failed to account for party size bags of salt and vinegar chips
I decided for rimworld instead of dwarf fortress, not sure if it was the best decision
It's pretty slow gameplay-wise
Alo everyone, I have returned
Or got pretty slow

I like a good story
oh so you want slow
I just think that I prefer controlling one character after all
I like those too, but not as much
Depends on a game
theres so many things you cant do
i mean you can, but you have to wait for so long
its amazing how df already included most of the features in modded rimworld
Oh yeah, there are mods, I always forget
Literally in GAMMA discord
To be fair df is in work for 20 years or so
df is cool
And community input was quite important
the new df was needed aswell
You know the story of drunk cat?
nah
btw you know of any more games lile that? the somewhat obscure free games that have been in dev for years, df aurora 4x etc, they always seem to be the better of games
Not really
People started finding dead cats covered in puke, once inns were added
exanima
As it turned out, cats were walking into puddles of spilled beer, and licking themselves to clean, but due to bug it was interpreted as if they drank an entire pint
lmao
So they died of intoxication
i mean licking is pretty similar to drinking
Like, the fucking level of world simulation needed to allow for a bug like this
Eepy
dangerous predator
Predators*
i can squish them
hi
No
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jesus whats goin on
1984
tyranny
ever since bird man stopped playing tarkov
he has been going off the deep end
Nikita must get him back
he escaped the pipeline
i think he is on a far worse one
im sorry to say but

we do
we live in your walls your dreams and your nightmares
we will be everywhere
you cannot escape us
good meme
Good morning brainfart alo
Alo
@tulip ravine @oblique spire hello hello <3
❤️
Aloo
great mornin farters
good morning 👋
aloooo 

hey hey 
i love stalkers
You can feed raider corpses to them until you have a hundred of them from them breeding.
man I love vayne so much
Hello my friend
everyone says she's a hard champ to play but in reality all you need to learn on her is how to kite and space people
she's one of the easiest champs to play mechanically
hardest thing is pressing E and flash for the combo
thats it lmao
allo my friend 
🤝
then mod in ability to train rats to attack
Install suicide bomber implants...

Navy transfer
Nie ma rymu nie ma taktu wsadź se chuja do kontaktu
People buying AAA games where the studios learned they could give you dog shit and they will still pay $60+
At least one of them is trying to improve (dying light 2)
redfall is a question mark because it was so broken, it was a loss of words
yo gm
hello
whats that game
Dying light
Don't remember
Can I get a 3?
2, take it or leave it
also there is following
Keep yourself safe
I refuse on principle.
Basically a whole new game
amk
I need to finally finish the following fr
umierające światło my favourite game yes yes
Light dies deep within the rectum.
Translated by @solar obsidian
umierające światło
dying light

the światło was indeed umierające
polish moment
Luce morente
hi

amk 2 gun kaldi
neye
I heard dying light
noldu
secim
God I love Dying Light
we win these bro
It seems a bit close idk
we win these
erdo wins again 
nah
no way right? Kappa
i hope
yeah need something new instead of the same shit
then we can be angry at the new guy instead

It's p sad that they're old as fuck and there's no one that's relatively new
Bulgarian Orthodox hymn set alongside a variety of images of Orthodox schema monks. Best viewed full-screen and in 1080p.
Note: This is a fan made video and the art and music in this video are not related in any way to myself. Please support the artists by purchasing their original works.

Where can I buy a schema robe
Fucking Wise Oaks...
frfr
fr thats me
Me and Daniela one day
oh shit its the grungler
I made a calculation no one asked for, 1g of antimatter would produce 27 megatons of energy, almost half of tsar bomb yield
But could it run Battletoads?
Cost of 1g of antimatter is estimated at 5 quadrillion dollars
2g of matter annihilation
shit's so funky

Hi Daniela Hi Syno

catmail
chaincat
I would pet that cat

low intelligence creatures
Today a google street car was literally hit by a train
The driver didnt see the train passing by

idiots
both posts fitted the text tho
only 2 days left for the big
Hi Ledy
I love them so much
hiii cat
Hi Menace
Just the two of us? its more like 6 of them.
Made with meowsynth and Fl studio
@heavy peak
Aloo cat
Don't be silly, you've only been reduced. Not reused or recycled.

god help you brother
God bless
i was never used- wat
What the shit is this
Hi Maja Hi Ivan
hi
Hi bery
its a name
I would argue otherwise.

what movie 
EFT movie
The full version of the Raid miniseries, combined in a feature film based on Escape from Tarkov action PRG universe.
In the film adaptation by Director Anton Rosenberg, the audience opens the world of the game and the armed conflict that occurred in the Norvinsk region, a special economic zone on the border between Russia and Europe. The main o...
10/10
highly recommend
Ivan would get a boner watching it
no cuz the game is shit
that's why you play the shit out of it?
and also ive watched it before
Watch it again
I have nearly 2k hours
I'm in my full right to shit on the game
as much as I want
same with iedy
rely
and more people
that just means you have zero excuse to shit on it cause you've spent a life's worth of hours on it
that's like people who play tf2 20 hours a day and they say the game sucks
I will shit on it cuz I've played it enough to see all its flaws
yes they say that
cuz they have experienced the game fully
to see all of its sides
Everygame sux
true
I LIKE THE PAIN
you're just a masochist 
I still like the mechanics the atmosphere the gunplay and everything
and the idea of tarkov
but when it comes to the games core design and how its coded
its bad
ask @narrow lotus
why DID you play it for 2000 plus hours then
Name a game thats like it
stalker gamma
and its fun
if it was signleplayer
stalker gamma is not like tarkov
somebody knwos a cute game with buildingg where you can build your ships, vehicles w/e
city skylines
So not the same game
subnautica
very cute
cum game

it is not the same game
There's always Singleplayer tarkov but that's boring
SPT
Thats fun
Nah it's not. Even with all the tweaking and mods in the world
It's much less interesting
Lego Bricktales
I like JET/Altered escape, you get persistant loot
Tarkov has many core issues right now thats why it sucks
i mean there's a multiplayer tarkov-like game on roblox if you really wanna touch the bottom of the barrel
Why even play if you can't make someone's day marginally worse by taking their stuff
From balancing issues to simply bad coding issues, the game is falling apart on all aspects
Gets boring, frustrating etc
yes
i meant- gosh
build actual vehicles, where you can design them yourself
nor subnautica nor cities skylines have that, they have presets-
idk how to call it
Have you tried from the depths?
hahaha, he got friends. Laugh at him
Nimbus too but thats spaceships
you can play roblox with friends
i meant any vehicles overall- spaceships would work too
Yeah , like solo literally sucks right now , you cant even get money off PvP , only satisfaction is that u killed X players and feel good about yourself
From the depths then
hehe tarkov movie goes dust and rubble vfx x9999999999999
we still like tarkov for the guns you can build and stuff tho
can i fight there and actually use the ships
you can build guns in that specific roblox game too
Ye that's the whole idea, you design ships and take over enemy territory
And mine for resources
oki, that one is wicked
thanks
It's mostly ships and aircrafts
we can keep going all day at this rate
i love roblox
and planes too
and we liek tarkov and its atmosphere , guns , satisfaction of killing someone
but the games code is broken as shit
and thats the aspect we dont like
the fact that it's a unity game and runs this well is still somewhat impressive
wrong
"well" 

Lol No
we dont hate the entire game tho
Unity is capable enough, tarkov devs are not
well we are not playing as of now
you said it sucks
when we liked it - we played it
when we stopped liking it - we dont play it
Who is Ivan even talking to
of course unity is capable of great games, most devs can't into optimizing shit... so tarkov running as "well" as it does is not too bad
Oki that's what I was worried about
"if the game you've played for a long time and enjoyed it is now not fun, just give up and don't ever play it again"
Why is this in quotes
just get 32gigs of ram and keep the timings tight, game will run well 
Its just true
What the fuck
it's stupid
tarkovs memory management is so bad, they had to add a fucking memory cleanser in their options

Whats stupid about refusing to have a bad time 
it doesnt work
its broken
It doesn't even work ?
Hey, that's a bradley infantry fighting vehicle
it doesn't
Can u code stalker coop 
whenever I launch the game I feel like it will explode at any moment while in the menu
error after error
no, I meant people who will see you saying something like "ah well I don't really like how they changed this and this, and many other people don't like it either" and someone will tell you "well then just give up on this game forever and stop complaining"
gamma multiplayer when
That's the crypto miner
gamma multiplayer when
Hi Ted
right, you gotta speedrun mario 64 
What is the logistical reason to why no stalker coop mod?
I barely habe time to work on my own projects
@final cedar You wanna join me in WT in.... 41 minutes for the next stage of the event for the soviet launcher?\
Grok has a job too 
The engine
It is hot dogshit
Xray is from like 2006
Ye but I already spend like 38 hours a week on university atleasst
maybe even 2002
And then job on top

the fact that stalker runs on an engine made in a cave with stones and sticks
engine limitations, very hard to do it, need funding
old ahhhhh engine yes

back in my day "going to school" meant crossing over the border into the byzantine empire and pillaging villages
But it's annoying to add those two hours to and back for 2 lectures
I forgo the chasing girls part
kids these days, don't even appreciate that they don't have to fight 30 Roman soldiers when crossing the street 
fr
@fading shuttle айде
@fading shuttle много добре знааеш
Allah shall give you a win streak insallah
Alhamdullilah 
By the grace of allah, I shall bypass this filter!
inshallаh!
where are you mf
spirit blossom vayne has feet
Wowieee
you are into feet???
@grizzled meadow kill him
I am not
I am
if he wasnt into feet he wouldnt have noticed
Alex speaks the Tru tru
@stone blade
I am eagle eyed
literally me
I notice everything
🦶🏻
eagles don't look at feet, trust me I'm a certified eagle professor 

I miscalculated, 1g of antimatter actually produces 46 megatons
god damn you, now my experiment was failed from the start
bros going through it
He is in fact processing the food
why
cus hes me
HIIIIII
Elektryka prąd nie tyka ale bo nie jestem elektrykiem to mnie pierdolnie raz a porządnie
ok
Tylko jedno w głowie maaaaam
Is that raw pork
Very much looks like it
Fly Away song by Lenny Kravitz from his album "5" This is my first video, hope you enjoy! :)
https://www.patreon.com/NeilC
and then you blamed the jungler for not being there
this is America
this is Germany
Id get banned for this one 
wee
true.. but the left
Not for me baby
baby?-
Yes.
You can see what I wrote retarded
did you just name me baby?
ew
Ok then fetus
Googoo gaga
get on all 4 and cry
Shit yourself
in game ofc
Or did i try to kill myself at least 627155 times when i was a baby
i'm still sick so i've been sleeping 20 hours a day for the past week and a half
Thankfully
i woke up to eat dinner now i'm going back to bed
i look like some sort of creature of the night
Got that bear hibernation grind set
got the vamp sleepset
only awake at night for like3 hours just to feed
Nah, bear
then clock out
that's horrible. should get checked in
nah ill be right
getting better
just a bit of covid
Famous last words
well, good luck then
comfy
thank u
Brisket
Delete yourself
:((((
Not you
:))))
c:
Dont let it discourage you tho
poopshit epilepsy warning
chud?
WE ARE SO BACK
Hesus fuck
uhm sweety you meant fauci
DM me the link to this server please.
No fuck off

Dang, oh well.
good, it's a fed
This reminds me of a hidden video under a trans persons tweet
This schizophrenia doesnt need to spread trust me
i literally dont care
like at all
why would you bring up that
im not tyring to be rude i literally just dont care


Hi delight :D
@cedar rapids kill this 'zelligt now
hello
ah yes the standrad furry power fantasy
mighty fine day we are experiencing right now
indeed
fuck you, kill yourself, i'm gonna grind on some mobile stalker rip off now.
the projection is quite immense
Ok furry
@cedar rapids kill this 'zellig watcher now
Funny meme
Who dat
dont FEEL like watching it
Didnt ask
i didnt FEEL like it
Didnt ask
Yes i love..
Gourmand dad and artificer son
Does he know……
wow that didn't go as I expected
I am quite silly
Artificer is a she.,., .,., .,., ., .,. ,., ., ., ., ., .
How can you tell
Ew a woman
homo rainworld fucker detected
How do you fuck a rainworld
both are homo
Hmm lightning man
Its genichiro ashina
No thanks im quite content with my life :D
Going to a furcon w/ my friends later in october
WE WILL KILL YOU IN MIDWEST
simple, I don't
Its ACFI not midwest
I love spreading misinformation
Midwest is too big
piss boy
Look at the silly
Monk world
did you know plastic explosive filler only has two ingredients
that being potassium chlorate and vaseline
Omg that reminds me of the video about how veteran furs got their guns when someone made a shooting threat at vancoufur
please just fucking use the term "furry"
And there was this like line of furries in actual ballistic vests with guns defending the con
you do know that fursuits are like
hot as shit
Yes
so some guy in like a iotv and helmet
They just have partials
Derrek you know the military uses vests invented by furries B)

I have BAD news for you
nvm i use lbt
Even worse news
guys
nvm i use surplus
Fair
if she doesnt break into your house to watch you sleep and kiss you on the forehead
is she really the one?
get fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkeeddd
No she's not cuz im homosaxaphone B)
fair
If she doesnt stab me and decapitate my head to put in a jar i dont want her
Oh and fun fact, quite a well known fact at this point but a furry (chise) helped make the covid vaccine and is researching cancer treatments

doesnt that literally give you heart attacks?
like the vaccine?
No its the other vaccine
frfr ( farted recently)
and the effectivness is like 20
The one that gives you a fever
That one makes you a furry
doesnt he work at pfizer or sum?
True
Evidently
She works at pfizer
im glad i never took my jab
so the heart attack one?
Arti's story is basically her being a mother and her kids got slaughtered by the Scavs so she goes on a killing spree (which also coincidentally forever ruined her chance of getting a decent karma)
Canon ending is when she ascends
#brainfart-spoilers
You are missing out on the nano-machines son
Bro no one here but us 2 plays rainworld
rainworld is another pussy fart indie game that will fade out of trend in 2 months
lookie 'ere, I'm not the one that played RW for hundreds of hours, in this case that'd be my friend who I got that info from
Its never been in trend lol
Ive done everything but the saint campaign lol
good, pirated it and played, sucked ass.
believable
False
1337x
Its better than fortnite 🔥
already knows my ip
I'm yet to finish the vanilla ones 
but its kinda good considering i didnt pay for it
given my comfort zone is mostly shooters, I can't really adapt to a game like Rain World
especially with it's hardcore nature
I very damn could if I tried
Im not too much of a multiplayer gamer so literally anything that isnt multiplayer is my style
but ehhh
Except osu
No
Im not a weeb im a furry
how suprising
worse

YOU ABSOLUTE CHUD
True! Except i canonically have more money than weebs
I love this game's rotoscoping
More games do rotoscoping pls
ratoscoping
bring back ranked aram
🐀
Rat react this man immediately
[rat obtained] 1d20 roll for rat

Nat 20
i dont get furries beliveing that they are fuckin animals or like rping in them
Ya but we dont so
licks your balls
literal children do that shit
And 20 year olds too
nice balls bro
⚽️ 🏀
manchildren
Funny
nice balls bro would be a shame if someone took em

Derrek is what me and the boys call a closet furry B)
paper tearing noises

i had to, dude just said he doesn’t understand furries, i had to take the shot
a perfect setup
licks your shotgun
Shaking my head rn

I'm not italian
You are now.
you are now
Nope
🤝
furries when someone criticizes them: Denial, Rage, Bargaining, Depressions.
ok
with or without fent?
that is my profile, yes
Your fate has been sealed before you even realized it, fowl undead
you are literally in the bargaining stage
note how i took out acceptence
He has a very fluffy future ahead of him
I am not italian
because you are stubborn enough to think that you sre animals
Tomato is also there 
someone said that im a closet furry 4 years ago on like a fourm
You hath crossed the river stixx and there is no chance at ascension
fucked



