🎪bruh-fart

[oblique spire]

Funny thing is some people actually ask his subreddit if he's gаy

[clear prism]

Here is the trick question

Is he?

Answer carefully

[oblique spire]

false

He's got a smoking hot gf (His electrician)

And his boyfriend memio

[clear prism]

You, sir, are well acquainted with Stimpee lore

[oblique spire]

[clear prism]

Memio is fucking hilarious

Never have I experienced a man with such a girly scream

[oblique spire]

Fr

the nasally bastard

(Still love him tho)

[clear prism]

(Too funny, yes)

[oblique spire]

and Stimpee's fucken thumbnails and titles oml

[clear prism]

As I said, rampant homosexuality

[oblique spire]

fr

[clear prism]

The greatest trick the Stimpee ever pulled was to convince everyone that he is homosexual

[oblique spire]

Correct

Also

[oblique spire]

in this video him just waiting for the kid to leave was funny asf

[robust cove]

[oblique spire]

And I mean this is just a legendary stimpee clip

[clear prism]

Those two are siblings

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1104854282420895806/AutoMemes.mp4

[clear prism]

I won at Spec Ops on every level possible. How? I never played it

[remote vine]

[oblique spire]

Rampant homosexuality level: 90000000

[clear prism]

The amount of porn he has to look at for this

Or his editor

[remote vine]

the steam beta client is gonna make me busta nut

looks so clean

[clear prism]

Send a screenshot

[remote vine]

you can try it out if you enable the join beta test in steam settings

[remote vine]

here's a short video of what is in the beta test tho https://youtu.be/0z2x3_CniR0

[oblique spire]

Fr

[clear prism]

It will be a sad day when he retires

[oblique spire]

very

hopefully that won't be for a long while

[clear prism]

He will hit 1mil quick

[oblique spire]

yeah he's at like 985k rn

[clear prism]

So close

[clear prism]

Only sometimes

This next meme is probably going to be my downfall

[oblique spire]

sometimes

[echo yacht]

Spec Ops: Lineposting

[remote vine]

@clear prism You can pin guides in the new overlay and set their transparency as well so they're not as obstructing while you game.

Very cool

[weak jackal]

Idubbz stopped being cool when he quit bad unboxing

i want to see a man suffer on camera

[fading shuttle]

idubbz stopped being cool the moment he showed that he can get affected by words on the internet

[remote vine]

Mr. Jomha has been doing nothing but bad content for a while now

[fading shuttle]

he shouldve just let that whole onlyfans situation pass, make 1 or 2 jokes and he wouldve been fine

but no, he made an entire video

[robust cove]

[clear prism]

Oh man, idubbz was something else

[remote vine]

If it really doesn't bother him he wouldn't be so mad

[clear prism]

He went from cool meme guy to cuck real fast

[fading shuttle]

yep, he showed that he isnt as thick skinned as he pretended to be

[clear prism]

He was a pretender

A liar

A false god

A traitor among us

[remote vine]

If he says he doesn't care and acts like he doesn't care I'd give him some respect. but nah dude's clearly mad as hell lmao

[fading shuttle]

honestly, he couldve just let the whole thing pass

[clear prism]

The best course of action is ignoring it

[fading shuttle]

and noone wouldve cared

[clear prism]

He did not ignore it

[robust cove]

Did you ever think that he would be crying about Sam Hyde being mean to him, the same guy that made content cop lmao

[fading shuttle]

still cant believe he didnt let sam hyde join creator crash

[clear prism]

The second people realized that was his weakness? It was over

[clear prism]

I did, actually

[remote vine]

he was ready to make a doc on sam too. but sam did the reverse uno on him and somehow sam is the bad guy here

[clear prism]

I knew about this because I watch Sam Hyde a lot

[robust cove]

I meant back when he was making content cop, not now

[clear prism]

And any competent shitposter knew that idubbz was just pretending

He was trying too hard

[remote vine]

dude Ian was ready to content cop Sam. He was in the middle of filming the whole thing but scrapped it when he realise it'd make him look bad

[robust cove]

It was fucking hilarious watching how Sam was fully trolling Idubbz

[fading shuttle]

honestly, what would he content cop? sam hasnt said or done anything worse than ian has in the past

[clear prism]

He wanted an easy target for another content cop

[remote vine]

you'd have to ask idubbbz lol

[fading shuttle]

couldve picked anyone but sam fuckin hyde for that bro

[clear prism]

Sam Hyde looked like an easy target but you know, idubbz is retarded

[robust cove]

[clear prism]

Is true, he really pulled an L there

And now his career has fizzled out into obscurity

But I would not know, I never liked idubbz

[remote vine]

Sam was being genuine that he'd let bygones be bygones if Ian just admitted to the L but nah. so now Ian ends up taking more L's

[fading shuttle]

pedo stache ian is the worst timeline

[clear prism]

Shows how bad idubbz is 😂

[robust cove]

Watching Sams video about the Idubbs documentary, it was even kinda wholesome at the end, everyone started to kinda drop the act and stuff, but Ig Idubbs just ruined it overtime lol

[clear prism]

Because he is who he is, a pretender

[robust cove]

Yeah

[fading shuttle]

by that point he had stopped pretending bro

[clear prism]

A guy who pretends that he is above all else because of his fame

[remote vine]

Ian has got to be the least unsuccessful out of the Max, Idubbz and Filthy Frank trio. At the very least Maxmoefoe has a semi-successful podcast going on which he can sell merch from.

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/impossiblyeve/status/1655014565795745792

✦ eve ✦ (@impossiblyeve)

oh my god thank fuck

Likes

85776

Retweets

9635

Twitter · May 7, 2023, 12:59 AM

[clear prism]

True but once he was out of there, it all came back and with an additional layer of pettiness too

[remote vine]

Ice cream machine still broke

[robust cove]

I like to watch the podcast from time to time, joji obviously ended up the best

[warm fossil]

look at those silly fellas

[clear prism]

They are cats, not "silly fellas"

Get it right, minor

[warm fossil]

damn, really?

[robust cove]

Silly felines

[warm fossil]

I have been lied to my whole life

[clear prism]

Yes

[clear prism]

Yes

[fading shuttle]

ah yeah, didnt ian kick froggy fresh from creator clash cus he was friends with sam?

[remote vine]

yep

[clear prism]

Ah yes, I remember that

Like I said, petty 😂

[lusty sonnet]

nice

[clear prism]

That whole business between Sam and Ian was wack

[clear prism]

🤝

[fading shuttle]

the best part is that ian downright admitted, that was the reason froggy got blacklisted

[lusty sonnet]

🤝

[remote vine]

the convo between froggy and ian was funny as fuck

[clear prism]

I got to rewatch the video on this again

[robust cove]

Yeah, that was the pettiest shit ever, he even made a video like "well, I asked froggy to not even speak to Sam before the event, but he did, so I asked him to not film with him, but he did" dumbest shit ever

[clear prism]

Pettiness: 110

[mint mist]

oomfie watching videos at 144p is becoming a norm for me

[clear prism]

#🎪bruh-fart

Why must you remind me that it is Monday, @grizzled meadow. . .

[heavy peak]

[fading shuttle]

gaaarfieeld

https://tenor.com/view/mondays-garfield-gif-19914804

[clear prism]

I will fight you with a brick

[heavy peak]

And i will fight you with a slice of cheese

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-challenge-cat-fall-off-table-taking-a-tumble-cheese-on-head-gif-14154057

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cheese-gif-21052324

[clear prism]

Oh really? Then I fight you with a single jellybean

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-some-jelly-beans-jelly-beans-gif-18024487

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr2-arthur-morgan-you-sir-are-a-fish-fish-fishing-gif-21640724

🐟

[clear prism]

🐟

[heavy peak]

[pastel quartz]

literally me

[clear prism]

You are a bug?

Polish bug?

Dear god. . .

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741750076451323964/1104984516856139776/7230496452802317614.mp4

[oblique spire]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tJZKIZZVQrY

[pastel quartz]

i maybe a bug

a beetle

but atleast im not a cockroach

[oblique spire]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IYM8_WdzETA

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/u5ojxtqecgya1.jpg

[mint mist]

can i know him

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-adams-uh-haha-meme-gif-14415788

[weak jackal]

https://external-preview.redd.it/Ha1MtVkY2aG-r5Ceo2TfRgB4n1hzhWX67HkM3LhIrX8.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=8a0d2033ec090655583ea3d508647286bf63319b

[weak jackal]

this is him

[wicked oasis]

any actual food would poison a british person

because they are only used to eating pig slop

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-23999135

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-burger-monch-cat-eat-gif-22806539

[weak jackal]

even though i can barely swallow food or liquids i am having nachos tonight

for some reason

[pastel quartz]

because nacho good

[wicked oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[heavy peak]

@warm fossil

[weak jackal]

https://external-preview.redd.it/R2QIDkNpZ-aUuBnR_oZC7EDF9-FLMQ1-OuEBPd1lut0.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=29c938950cabd9c92ea93dbeeb2d74b3111bb900

@winged phoenix

[warm fossil]

[tribal rain]

braindead monday?

[pastel quartz]

retarded tuesday

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-manul-morning-pallas-cat-good-morning-gm-gif-26228661

[runic kernel]

Hi Usagi

[sturdy copper]

Manuls are the forbidden fluff

[pastel quartz]

the body is round

and their little legs are not made for long distance running

[sturdy copper]

the body is round

https://tenor.com/view/simon-cowell-look-stare-red-eyes-laser-gif-12692635

[mint mist]

can u send more cute cats

[pastel quartz]

No

[sturdy copper]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-muncher-cat-gif-26609836

[clear prism]

Catposting?

[clear prism]

Fucking hell 😂

[fading shuttle]

based meme

[sturdy copper]

@pastel quartz, you are hiding more animals in the attic, arent you?

[pastel quartz]

maybe

[sturdy copper]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-o-hearn-gif-11680313204893848663

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1104349115934060614/get_out_of_my_head.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075158009346527343/1093987316328058960/333d3b3e90cdbe9330c71edf9ed58834.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075158009346527343/1093987387446669312/4b79a22267a04954e1b93302bad4572d.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075158009346527343/1093987288993767534/a2570bae2edb5355dd08f1db927a8d4d.mp4

[sturdy copper]

very good, ja

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1084216711051497472/csgokitty9.mp4

choose young man

cringe E-dating valorant videos

or based CS GO cats

[sturdy copper]

what kinda question is that

it is either, getting aids, cancer, or blessings from god

ofc ill choose the csgo cats

My honest reaction to the cringe valorant vids:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/913477738915041332/1100931765855596574/U-YX3o5Xu4NPkADr.mp4

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153801114091521/1055814109465161728/yt1s.com_-_STFU_Im_Listening_to_Swallowing_Dust_360p.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

Didn't do anything this time

[lusty sonnet]

falco reading up on the backlog

[sturdy copper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/753064679194099783/1038685374635049060/C8D7C981-A5B6-4657-945E-1FCF50AF0F24.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/753064679194099783/1038685400044154970/52BF5D59-16F8-48C1-B6A8-27F306E7BC98.gif

[sturdy copper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1061640257352777827/7B92EE72-A1AC-486B-A63B-3DE653A4C66F.gif

[remote vine]

I continue living because the world would be a better place without me

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1018245230274805773/1102918880810246184/yt1s.com_-_Billy_Herrington_drinks_beer_at_a_gay_bar_but_its_very_sad_After_dark_online-video-cutter.com_1.mp4

[sturdy copper]

That suspiciously doesnt sound like after dark

Anyhow, RIP Billy

[pastel quartz]

i changed it to the clear sky theme

[sturdy copper]

never played clear sky

Anyways, I gotta head to the gym, later cat posters

[tulip ravine]

good morrow all

[hot snow]

i love morrowind

[fading shuttle]

good meme

[pastel quartz]

on one side of the coin it’s good to see smokey getting the publicity he deserves on the other side of the coin im sad to watch the tiktokification of a legend in my time

[uncut obsidian]

me

[sage otter]

https://imgur.com/UuBgqg8

[tame hazel]

from the void he emerges

[crimson flame]

i want the void as a pet too

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck

i just turned this shit platform on

[oblique spire]

[sage otter]

I think the stuffing part already took place sadly

[tulip ravine]

[mint mist]

its finy????

[oblique spire]

@clear prism So y'know how a while ago I told ya about the KF-51? Well, here's some footage of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpVa4ljuuOU

[mint mist]

hiiii

can i please have a purple name

[gusty willow]

No

[mint mist]

ok;c

[gusty willow]

I think you can set one yourself with your rank

Do !lvlup in #🤖bot-commands @mint mist

[mint mist]

waaaaaaa

[gusty willow]

What?

[fading shuttle]

108

[mint mist]

it needs so much xp :c

[fading shuttle]

now

[gusty willow]

[mint mist]

i dont get any xp from being here :c

and i know nothing about stalker to be in other chats

and other chats are really oomfie and ugly too

[gusty willow]

Nope go to #╟🔰☢newbies-chat and learn

[oblique spire]

I wonder....

[gusty willow]

Stop

[oblique spire]

Does my humble abode ( #🛩war-thunder) Give xp

[gusty willow]

I can smell the smoke from here

[robust cove]

Don't encourage this Shaitan to leave, she is a danger to society

[mint mist]

idk what to learn, i dont play the game

[gusty willow]

Then why are you here

[mint mist]

and i can't uwu or do anything in other chats

[robust cove]

Then wtf are you doi g here lmao

[mint mist]

for brainfart?????

if i dont play the game it doesnt mean i never played it either

[gusty willow]

Really?

[mint mist]

wtf why does everybody assume that

[robust cove]

BECAUSE ITS A STALKER SERVER

[mint mist]

and? do you never stop playing games?

[fading shuttle]

im sorry but do you genuinely expect everyone in this server to constantly play stalker

[mint mist]

^^^^^

[robust cove]

thats diffrent you just said yiu never played

[mint mist]

i never said that??

[oblique spire]

Good talk 🤝

[mint mist]

, i dont play the game

is in current tense

[fading shuttle]

she said that she doesnt play the game

not that she hasnt

[gusty willow]

Whose me

[oblique spire]

[fading shuttle]

whose

[mint mist]

hi you!!

[heavy peak]

Type !howtolevelup

[robust cove]

Nah, that's still a weird way to say it

[gusty willow]

@heavy peak they say #🛩war-thunder gives xp

[mint mist]

no, ur just a dummy

[fading shuttle]

bruh

[heavy peak]

Shh, you're ruining the moment

[mint mist]

does anybody unironically eat truffles?

[robust cove]

You're a terrorist tho

[mint mist]

not yet

[robust cove]

[gusty willow]

[mint mist]

in sims

of course

[gusty willow]

[robust cove]

[mint mist]

(wtf is a game where you can be a terrorist)

[fading shuttle]

csgo?

[gusty willow]

Cs go

[oblique spire]

Arma 3

[lusty sonnet]

spec ops

[robust cove]

Minecraft

[mint mist]

idk, doesnt really feel real, i dont go 5v5 with swat when i'm a terrorist

[fading shuttle]

any star wars game where you can play the rebels i suppose

[lusty sonnet]

gta online

[heavy peak]

Ewoks

[oblique spire]

Arma 3

Bomb vests are a thing in Arma

(Trust me I know)

[gusty willow]

Tom clancy

[robust cove]

Tom clancy what

[gusty willow]

Yes

[robust cove]

[oblique spire]

So uh

[gusty willow]

Uhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhh

[oblique spire]

Never got a definite answer if my humble abode gives xp

[gusty willow]

I believe @heavy peak said to check.! Howtolvluo

[oblique spire]

Alex did it

It was bait

[fading shuttle]

i checked it does explain it

[robust cove]

[fading shuttle]

nah bro, it was a perfect explanation

[oblique spire]

False

[robust cove]

True

[oblique spire]

8 seconds long

[fading shuttle]

a bit complicated though

[oblique spire]

sounds like bait

[gusty willow]

Your bait

[heavy peak]

Guess the answer
Does it give xp or not
Bet: your life

[oblique spire]

Well considering I checked #🤖bot-commands, I know the answer

the answer is yes

[heavy peak]

Cheating bastard

[oblique spire]

Just at a very.... slow.... rate

[heavy peak]

[oblique spire]

[robust cove]

You get more xp the more classified documents you post

[oblique spire]

[clear prism]

Very nice 👌

[clear prism]

Then who was it? 🤔

[ruby minnow]

i didn't know this was the war thunder discord server

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1048761167025283133/1105120694934720633/aGEyp1n_700b.jpg

[oblique spire]

[clear prism]

No cockroach 🤝

[tulip ravine]

its smelly mwadi

[amber marsh]

Madi is smell

[robust cove]

[clear prism]

Madirex#0110 is smelly?

🤦‍♂️

Take a shower, damn

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/same-day-delivery-ups-amazon-usps-discord-gif-24042753

[robust cove]

Madirex smells like chinese food and cigarettes

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044009505370935448/1054844857337774090/2B024327-A249-4BDC-8DBA-3E9D0EBBF26D.gif

[eager igloo]

beware the pipeline

[oblique spire]

[clear prism]

Accurate

[clear prism]

There are some people here who just dwell because they got no social life and this is where they satisfy the itch

[gusty willow]

I do that by sleeping

[clear prism]

They neither play the game or know anything about it 😂

[robust cove]

I'm just bored

[clear prism]

I am just here for the occasional memeing and for GAMMA information

Use it right now

Or do what I do, never use it at all

I never do anything artifact related

Is not the best way to make money, unfortunately

Artifact moneymaking is nerfed quite badly

[robust cove]

I'm good by just selling worthless gunpart

I barely ever get artis, I also only do it if I happen to be walking by an anomalie field

[gusty willow]

Upgrade deez nuts

[clear prism]

You think you will walk into burner anomalies more than electro?

[robust cove]

Hmmm burn anomalies seems more prevelant imo

Idk

[clear prism]

They do

Sometimes poor eyesight will make you get a bit too close

Rad

Always

[robust cove]

They look like they need an upgrade bro

Always yeah

[clear prism]

Priorities belt slot > rad protection > ballistic protection

[gusty willow]

They are pretty big

[clear prism]

🤝

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

Hihi

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[runic kernel]

Hi Delight Hi Ivan

[oblique spire]

Alo Ivan ❤️

[solar obsidian]

hello

[clear prism]

Catposting

[stone blade]

I love him

[stone blade]

Same

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-21406215

[clear prism]

Fix yourself

[pastel quartz]

NOT THE BOY TOYS

[broken topaz]

I just gotta survive these lectures

And then I can hit people with a stick

[runic kernel]

Hi gtanil Hi Cori

[pastel quartz]

you should fix yourself NOW

[clear prism]

Ping me

[clear prism]

You will, you can do it 👍

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688583982480490523/1005626193149694072/attachment-2-1.gif

[broken topaz]

Haai

[clear prism]

Lightmode compatible 👍

[pastel quartz]

you use lightmode?

very nice

[clear prism]

I have to because my eyes are horrible

🤷‍♂️

[runic kernel]

Hi Zdechlak

[clear prism]

Ping

[runic kernel]

Pong

[clear prism]

I will find you and choke you to death

[pastel quartz]

ME

hello

[pastel quartz]

https://imgur.com/UuBgqg8

[sturdy copper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494129033848553492/1103003122114252830/106531s6qgxa1.png

[clear prism]

Ping me, goddamnit

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-ping-hello-there-obi-wan-kenobi-obi-wan-kenobi-gif-22867127

[runic kernel]

No

[clear prism]

@runic kernel

[runic kernel]

gtanil

[clear prism]

@runic kernel say my full name

[robust cove]

Lmao heisenberg

[runic kernel]

Hi gtanil

[broken topaz]

The two time back to back

[clear prism]

This satisfies me

[broken topaz]

Pronoun disrespecting

World champion

[sturdy copper]

Nigerian Prince wanting to gift me a million

[clear prism]

Yes 🤝

[robust cove]

He has a PhD too

[broken topaz]

What are my pronouns

Respectfully

[clear prism]

she/them tiddies

[robust cove]

[broken topaz]

😳

[runic kernel]

Rizz

[clear prism]

Your DMs looking mighty dangerous right now 😏

[fading shuttle]

gtanil has fallen

[sturdy copper]

||they/them wrists||

[fading shuttle]

billions will perish

[clear prism]

(You know I must post my dick pic in DMs, it is my age old bit)

[runic kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773440045167804446/1105134323377643610/wzzof30qmkya1.gif

[robust cove]

It's my favorite bit of gtanil, sexual harrasment

[pastel quartz]

my uncle 3d printed me a goldfish (the artifact)

[sturdy copper]

For one sec I thought, since they were speaking of genitals above, he printed you a golden dick

[pastel quartz]

bruh

[sturdy copper]

For my most favorite dick of a grandson

[runic kernel]

Hi Ted el Gamblero

[clear prism]

I imagine there is just a singular cat sitting on @runic kernel's seat and posting cat propaganda

[robust cove]

I love consuming the propaganda

[clear prism]

See? My suspicions have been confirmed

[uncut obsidian]

my first actually good looking car in gta 5 online lessgoooo

[clear prism]

Get bent

[robust cove]

Swagg I got everything already

[oblique spire]

Damn

[uncut obsidian]

im only lvl 29

[robust cove]

I've played since xbox 360

[oblique spire]

Cringe

Get a lowrider

Gold/pink

[uncut obsidian]

i started playing last year, so

[tulip ravine]

hello

i am coding and i want to bash my brain into my a rusty nail

[runic kernel]

[tulip ravine]

FLASHBANG OUT

[robust cove]

Noice, there are definitely many more ways to get money now

[robust cove]

[tulip ravine]

gta onlyfans

[oblique spire]

[robust cove]

[runic kernel]

money drop

[tulip ravine]

or just do what i do and use my girlfriends credit card to buy gta money and get her into serious finacial debt

[robust cove]

Hackers never end

[runic kernel]

We do a little trolling

[oblique spire]

We partake in slight tomfoolery

[tulip ravine]

we do a bit of tomfoolery "hey guess what the debt collectors are coming" why? "i needed a new car"

[clear prism]

🫵😂

[tulip ravine]

we use whimsicle humor to partake in tomfoolery

[oblique spire]

[oblique spire]

[tulip ravine]

[oblique spire]

Hmmm

[mossy lagoon]

[oblique spire]

Currently vibing to After Dark and I need a game to match the mood

any ideas?

[tulip ravine]

mrs is annoyed coz my familys giving me money for my holiday and shes not gettin any

[clear prism]

This is so sad

[mint mist]

weeeeeeeeee

ugly, not a pink car. hmph

[tulip ravine]

the ironic thing is ive not told her its money im already owed

[mossy lagoon]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat 5 minutes ago

[mint mist]

can i be somebody's mom

[clear prism]

My last girlfriend broke up with me because, and I quote, "You spend too much time with your daughter"

[crimson flame]

yikes

[oblique spire]

[solar obsidian]

[clear prism]

Massive red flag 😂

[solar obsidian]

a red carpet

[crimson flame]

im 23 and tryna find a gf but literally everyone below my age is either retarded or has severe mental illness

[oblique spire]

We love mentally ill girls here

[crimson flame]

guess i'll need to find a mom

[mint mist]

wwe love casting spells

[clear prism]

Not me

[crimson flame]

no i dont. i dont want to ruin my life

[oblique spire]

Neither lmao

[clear prism]

Mentally ill girls might be cool for some people

But hell nah, not me

[crimson flame]

srsly bro mental illness girls arent worth it. even if their boobs are huge

speaking from personal experience

[solar obsidian]

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG 🌌🌌🌌💵💵💵💵💵💵☢️☢️☢️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️

[clear prism]

They will ruin your life for "funnsies"

[oblique spire]

lel

[crimson flame]

they will do unspeakable horrors to you just to 'see your reactions'

[solar obsidian]

just ask this

[crimson flame]

im 59kg

[tulip ravine]

nah shes not literelly annoyed shes messing

[crimson flame]

im safe

[solar obsidian]

[runic kernel]

Hi Voltaire

[crimson flame]

hi catboy

[crimson flame]

(hitler feesh)

[clear prism]

You need some muscles on you 💪

[crimson flame]

im trying dude

[clear prism]

Keep it up, do not give up just yet 💪💪💪

[onyx birch]

[crimson flame]

honestly, im intrigued

kinda want to go to some random library, sit beside a girl and start talking

but uhhh you cant talk in libraries

[crimson flame]

its hard to be consistent when i have fulltime job and sem 6 uni

[oblique spire]

Library conversations are awkward asf

mfs gotta whisper

[mint mist]

true....

[crimson flame]

ye and most of the time the ppl doesnt actually want to talk

[pastel quartz]

Chase the bag not the bitch, what the fast dude…

[crimson flame]

how do you book private room with a total stranger

[mossy lagoon]

[oblique spire]

true

very true

[crimson flame]

whats a study group

[clear prism]

Never had the pleasure

[oblique spire]

Damn now I want a library type gf

[robust cove]

Those be the craziest

[oblique spire]

[robust cove]

I told you lmao

[crimson flame]

oh thats just meeting a classmate and mingling

[pastel quartz]

bro i'll take anything now

[oblique spire]

[pastel quartz]

i got fucking trapped like 3 times

this year alone

[oblique spire]

Rest in piss

[crimson flame]

she has a cock?

[pastel quartz]

yes sir

[crimson flame]

rest in pepperonis

[pastel quartz]

im still gonna hit that

they're german so

[crimson flame]

thats my main problem tbh, my faculty doesnt have enough girls

fkin IT degree man

i rarely meet one let alone talk to one

[robust cove]

IT creates femboys

[pastel quartz]

true

[crimson flame]

ew femboys

[pastel quartz]

most twinks i talked to were in the IT department

[crimson flame]

i mean femboy fren is ok, but no more than that

[robust cove]

It's a meme for a reason

[crimson flame]

no shit thats like 95% girls

my ex used to study in a nursing school

the men are either femboys or complete playboys

asshats

[robust cove]

[pastel quartz]

so nurses or IT got it

[clear prism]

The quiet and reserved type are the freakiest

[crimson flame]

tbh independent, non bullshit girls are my type

[pastel quartz]

girl? you mean you dont have balls?

[crimson flame]

mmmm prideful and avoidant

my cousin is exactly like that

[robust cove]

[fading shuttle]

[oblique spire]

Nah nah nah don't make it weird

[crimson flame]

what

[robust cove]

[crimson flame]

we're family, we fight sometimes

[pastel quartz]

sweet home alabama

[fading shuttle]

habsburg moment

[runic kernel]

[oblique spire]

Talking about gfs, mentions cousin

[runic kernel]

tf going on here

[robust cove]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-mario-nut-super-nut-gif-13073710

[oblique spire]

[clear prism]

I enjoy a strong woman that is able to challenge me

[pastel quartz]

he gonn fuck her

[crimson flame]

same

[oblique spire]

Sounds like it

[robust cove]

1v1 in the bed

[fading shuttle]

good ole freudian slip

[crimson flame]

nah

[clear prism]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

ebcause you already did fuck her

[runic kernel]

i want a woman who will fucking kill me

[lapis linden]

Браинфарт.

[pastel quartz]

shit wrong person

[crimson flame]

we talk alot about how she treats her boyfriends. thats fuckin yikes

[ornate tulip]

Enough casual sex. Time to enter competitive.

[pastel quartz]

imagine being in a relationship

[clear prism]

My wife was like that and man, I doubt I will ever find anyone like her again. She ruined dating for me 😂

[pastel quartz]

couldn't be me

[crimson flame]

i feel like madi is more fitting

[fading shuttle]

relationships are for people who interact with women, be like me and avoid any and all interaction with women while still hoping one day to get a gf

[crimson flame]

keep dreaming bro

[solar obsidian]

👍

[crimson flame]

good luck

[oblique spire]

[fading shuttle]

i will

[clear prism]

How do you think I have a daughter?

[pastel quartz]

Then she leaves you while you gamble to make a fortune

[crimson flame]

i think i need to wait like 5 more yrs to find someone like that

[crimson flame]

theres no way that person is below my age currently

[pastel quartz]

let him cooooooooook!

[crimson flame]

i wish

[pastel quartz]

Chase the bag bro

[fading shuttle]

i suffer from chronic laziness so my kind of girl would be someone that can make my lazy fuckin ass put in effort

[crimson flame]

but idk man its so hard to find older women

lol i guess ur right

[fading shuttle]

he is bright

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/413397630312513536/1105034560481275934/fd8280ff-ae14-49b8-8857-56b7ef31b207.mp4

[ornate tulip]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/413397630312513536/1105034560481275934/fd8280ff-ae14-49b8-8857-56b7ef31b207.mp4

[clear prism]

🤝

[pulsar magnet]

Muranyaa

[ornate tulip]

It's Burunya

[ornate tulip]

WE'RE POOR!

[fading shuttle]

i gotta survive 4 more hours bro

this is hell

[pulsar magnet]

I dont remember i havent played meltyblood in a while ...and i didn't played necoarc a lot

[ruby minnow]

bro there is literally people living in Turkey

[rare lynx]

oops

[ornate tulip]

I didn't even play meltyblood. I just looked it up to be safe, sorry if I came off as rude or something.

[pastel quartz]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[clear prism]

Get fucked

[fading shuttle]

thats your own personal issue, stop living in a desert

[rare lynx]

Sorry Jesus

[ruby minnow]

i live in a desert of cement

[clear prism]

Brainfart

🫵😐

[rare lynx]

right, my bad

[pulsar magnet]

Rude? Nope i just have a shit memory buddy
Thanks for the correction

[clear prism]

Bully this man

[fading shuttle]

turkey doesnt have cement, yall live in mud bricks, you cant afford cement

[rare lynx]

bully this man, what can you do

[ornate tulip]

Hol up I got a meme for this.

[pastel quartz]

i basically live in the forest

[clear prism]

Let him cook

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade da

[pastel quartz]

kebab

i love

[ruby minnow]

let me tell you something

that doner

doesn't look good

[rare lynx]

Just be friends encouraging bullying of members has to be against the rules @grizzled meadow

[ruby minnow]

bully them back

ez

[clear prism]

Are you calling the mods on us

😂😂😂

[fading shuttle]

oh no its another snitch

ranni dumbass 2.0

[clear prism]

He is calling the mods on us

[rare lynx]

I would rather not bully, I’ve experienced real bullying and it’s not something I’d ever do to someone lmao

[pastel quartz]

catcrab

[ruby minnow]

or that one furry

i forgot her name

[runic kernel]

Bois i think i did somthing wrong

[fading shuttle]

kriegs wasnt it?

[stone ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-gordon-freeman-headcrab-headcrab-eater-half-life-meme-gif-25938577

[ruby minnow]

yeah yeah

[rare lynx]

What the fak

[clear prism]

Verify your game data

[pulsar magnet]

Hmm falco i prefer ford FALCON

[clear prism]

This is a known bug

[pulsar magnet]

Delius crab

[fading shuttle]

he just outed himself as a snitch

he will be bullied alhemdulillah

[rare lynx]

lmao I love discord

[clear prism]

Which one of the mods exiled you

[ruby minnow]

probably Skom The Patronizer

[rare lynx]

E

[ruby minnow]

yeah its Skom

[pastel quartz]

A

Sports

[fading shuttle]

skom

checked

[rare lynx]

Idk but it was deserved, I should have listened

[clear prism]

@steady trellis get this man out of here

He is a snitch

[rare lynx]

I respect the rules but I obviously broke them

[clear prism]

Snitches get stitches

[ruby minnow]

you're such a rule follower

[lilac bloom]

nice I got myself a free ticket

[fading shuttle]

@rare lynx

[clear prism]

Someone send that video where the kid shouts "Kill him"

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-patrick-bateman-smoking-smoking-pic-smoking-cigar-cigar-gif-25808684

[rare lynx]

Lol, rules are important for people who need them

[pastel quartz]

cta

[ruby minnow]

and they're not needed here

[rare lynx]

spooderman is my favourite anime

[clear prism]

No way, @runic kernel repost

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044009505370935448/1054844857337774090/2B024327-A249-4BDC-8DBA-3E9D0EBBF26D.gif

[runic kernel]

No rules
Im posting boykisser

[pastel quartz]

https://imgur.com/UuBgqg8

[ornate tulip]

dont do it

you were supposed to out post the cringe, not join them!

[rare lynx]

if you say so, go ahead break the rules. if rules aren’t needed then do some degenerate shit and see what happens

[fading shuttle]

rules are for people whose memes arent funny enough

[runic kernel]

I do it quite offen for people in different timezones so they can see the daliy cat

[amber marsh]

Any sea of thieves players here?

[ruby minnow]

i mean there is no rules they're just decisions made by the mods

[clear prism]

Reposter 🫵

[rare lynx]

I used to but there is not a lot of content :(

[runic kernel]

Hi Genuinely

[rare lynx]

they are rules haha what

[ruby minnow]

like the last time Falco had truely loved somebody was in 1300s

[pastel quartz]

creamer nation

[clear prism]

Thank you

[fading shuttle]

oh how i missed this video

[runic kernel]

Hi Gumbito

[fading shuttle]

a powerful tool it was

[ornate tulip]

Hello Buccaneer

[fading shuttle]

now back into my arsenal

[ornate tulip]

yes

[solar obsidian]

yes

[rare lynx]

I want

but don’t have

[ruby minnow]

Insallah

[rare lynx]

gtg bye guys :)

[lilac bloom]

@rare lynx I see u got a free ticket urself too

see ya

[oblique spire]

By the grace of Allah I will bypass the filter

inshallаh

[ruby minnow]

By the grace of Allah i should deliver these 300 Toyota Pickup trucks to Middle East

[oblique spire]

Allah willed it

[oblique spire]

[lilac bloom]

only 300?

[rare lynx]

Ye heh, bye man :)

[robust cove]

a new exile while I was gone LMAO

[lilac bloom]

worth it

[runic kernel]

gtanil stop that reaction or you will lose Hi privilege for a week

[fading shuttle]

3000 pickup trucks have been delivered alhamdulillah

[rare lynx]

True tho but I rly gotta go see ya

[ruby minnow]

Alhamdurillah brother

[clear prism]

Sure, go ahead. You do not ping me there anyhow

[oblique spire]

🤝

[amber marsh]

wanna get on and play sum anyways?

[runic kernel]

Hi Hamborger

[clear prism]

I wish to be pinged and then I will stop

[rare lynx]

I can’t rn, I’m really sorry dude I know you want someone to play with but I can’t

[clear prism]

Kebablander

[oblique spire]

Welp lads

[rare lynx]

leaves

[oblique spire]

I think it's time for me to have a snooze

[fading shuttle]

this is the only kebablander i respect

[robust cove]

I see you condemning Chernobyl Catboy to the ♻️

[oblique spire]

I say that even though you'll most likely see me still here in 4 hours

[oblique spire]

But anyways, gn brainfart

[clear prism]

Go to sleep or no dick, no balls

[clear prism]

Yes, until I get what I want

[solar obsidian]

turk posting

[amber marsh]

No worries my guy, i can get on the official and look there

[stone blade]

its time

[oblique spire]

Do I have to go to sleep now? Ik i said gn but.... youtube in bed looking real juicy rn

[amber marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-hug-hugs-hug-funny-hug-love-hug-gif-26411239

[solar obsidian]

yes

[clear prism]

If you do not sleep, you got no bitches

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934062419733536768/1105141377869811713/trim.91AEB351-0618-4B78-BFDC-12A296CF778B.mov

[oblique spire]

Well that's just a fact

i already have no bitches

[robust cove]

bruh wtf

[clear prism]

Then go to sleep and your problem is fixed 👍

[robust cove]

who tf dead as hell in the back

[oblique spire]

If I sleep I'll get bitches?

[ruby minnow]

man i'm dead as hell 💀

[fading shuttle]

i must fight against the sleepy for 3 hours and 30 minutes

sleep is the enemy

[ruby minnow]

boys

[fading shuttle]

comfort is the enemy

[ruby minnow]

1 week before elections

[clear prism]

The chances increase

[nimble compass]

https://youtu.be/GKPuLFx6RYE

[ruby minnow]

we will win

[runic kernel]

Gn llama

[oblique spire]

By what percentage

[robust cove]

[fading shuttle]

vote for the watermelon seller

[ruby minnow]

nah

[oblique spire]

"Man I'm dead"

[clear prism]

By precisely 20 shekels

[robust cove]

[ruby minnow]

insallah the watermelon seller will lose

[oblique spire]

which what is that in percent

20%?

[clear prism]

Let me ask a jew, hold on

[oblique spire]

Or is the shekels to percent rate different

[oblique spire]

Take your time

[clear prism]

@runic kernel ♻️ what percentage is 20 shekels

[runic kernel]

Too eepy to care

[robust cove]

@clear prism

@clear prism

@clear prism

@clear prism

@clear prism

@clear prism

@clear prism

@clear prism

@clear prism

sorry missclick

[clear prism]

All good bro 🤝

[oblique spire]

So uh

[clear prism]

Just go to sleep already

[fading shuttle]

might wanna check your mouse for malevolent spirits

[robust cove]

Suh dood

[clear prism]

Go, now

[robust cove]

it's fine as long it doesn't start floating

[oblique spire]

Does such activity grant me a 20% percentage increase at my ability to acquire maidens?

[clear prism]

Yes

[robust cove]

yes

[clear prism]

Now go

[oblique spire]

bet

Adios amigos

[clear prism]

👋

[robust cove]

(also 90% men but don't tell him)

[oblique spire]

Rizz up the bros?

Stimpee style?

I'm fine with that

[robust cove]

from bros to hoes

[runic kernel]

Gn brainfart

[oblique spire]

OH FOR FUCK SAKES LOOK WHAT I SEE JUST AS IM ABOUT TO TURN MY PC OFF

I LITERALLY CAN'T ESCAPE IT

[robust cove]

gourd nite Catboy

[clear prism]

😂

[oblique spire]

NO MATTER THE GAME

NO MATTER THE PLACE

[clear prism]

Funny number

[oblique spire]

NO MATTER THE TIME

ITS THERE

[robust cove]

it's a sign from God...get bitches

[oblique spire]

I try

[robust cove]

try harder

[clear prism]

But here is the question, how many bitches do you get

[robust cove]

this is my answer to that question 👇

[clear prism]

No balls?

Sad. . .

[robust cove]

😔

[clear prism]

🤔

[oblique spire]

Aight, actually gonna sleep now, gotta rest up before committing terrorism with the lads in Arma

[robust cove]

goodnight

[clear prism]

I miss my Arma squadleading days

Those were the good old days

[clear prism]

This reminds me of something

[fading shuttle]

[clear prism]

This is true degeneracy

[mint mist]

whats that

[fading shuttle]

nah i just keep my power level hidden until im horny

[mint mist]

ew

[clear prism]

That is the point, yes

[oblique spire]

Funny number

Also fuck you for pinging me when i said im going to sleep

[mint mist]

sorry dad

[robust cove]

go to schlumpin

[clear prism]

Amimir

[oblique spire]

I need to have my 8 hours of sleep before hopping on the back of a technical and ramming it into a US checkpoint and lighting them the fuck up in arma

[pulsar field]

has anyone tried out the new clyde chatbot? I just had a whole conversation about who would win in a fight between strelok and soap mactavish

[robust cove]

[clear prism]

Go to sleep, bro

[clear prism]

It sucks

[oblique spire]

I was trying but some asshole decided to ping me

[robust cove]

[clear prism]

This is why I mute all the servers

[oblique spire]

The meme you pinged me with was top tier so you get a pass

Maja on the other hand

Fuck you

[mint mist]

aww, why are you so cute towards me

[clear prism]

😐