🎪bruh-fart

[final cedar]

Is AC:BF still on steam?

I think you can still dupe steam keys after refund for EA / ubi titles

that's how I got my copy of BF

[eager igloo]

I liked multi as well, but it's dead as hell

[pastel quartz]

more important question, do you need to have an U-play account to play it ...

[robust cove]

not me, it's the last game I've bought from ubisoft that I don't regret

[eager igloo]

Probably matey

[robust cove]

you always do I think for ubi games

Can't wait to be plunderin' anew in the Caribbeans

[final cedar]

screw it, the riddick version ran better than the official one anyways.

[eager igloo]

Now I want to play too

[pastel quartz]

captn' scallywag swaap

[robust cove]

mateys which one are ye, I think I be the 4th one

landlubber, since he be going onto me ship and gambling wit' his life

[robust cove]

Look at this cool ass skeleton pirate instead

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810336789465530378/1103850759377911968/Neco_arc_fried_chicken_.mp4

https://tenor.com/view/coming-home-strut-gif-11500065

[stone shoal]

Landlubbing scurvy waifs really gaze upon a swashbuckling pirate and be thinkin' "Arr, peggable."

[grizzled meadow]

A PAIR OF JEANS THAT FITS JUST RIGHT

[grizzled meadow]

Shirke my beloved

New chapter soon

Hype

[robust cove]

forgot to react this to your name

[final cedar]

shrike is so fucking adorable

big hat

[clear prism]

That is a little girl

😐

🫵😐

[robust cove]

go catch scurvy matey

[torpid jewel]

does anyone have this gif?

it was deleted and i only have a screenshot of it

please it was one of my favorite cat gifs

[robust cove]

no

[clear prism]

More pirate posting, NOW

[robust cove]

say less

[final cedar]

https://media.tenor.com/tOFbhmCR0UYAAAAC/cat-pizza.gif

[modest mirage]

You know what

[remote vine]

I want to kill Griffith right fucking now

[robust cove]

yes I do know what

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ms-msxoxm-msjam-gif-23225127

[modest mirage]

Holy shit really?

How is he?

[robust cove]

oh yes yes

[remote vine]

I never stopped hating but recent chapters have riled me up again

[robust cove]

he be plunderin with his crew

[robust cove]

doesn't that mean it does contain it

[final cedar]

wait buggy's bounty is HOW much?!

[robust cove]

OH DAVEY JONES

[final cedar]

netflix making OP live action

fucking brainlets

[robust cove]

I want Netflix to make live action of my parents divorce next

[remote vine]

Netflix doesn’t understand OP won’t work well in live action with how cartoony everything is

[final cedar]

some exec is prolly plowing the actress playing nami

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-sonic-gif-24135123

[pastel quartz]

and i don't have any pirate stuff left in my folders anymore 😦

[robust cove]

sounds like a landlubber issue to me

[final cedar]

2 post subreddit, right?

[robust cove]

I LOVE BLACKBEARD

[final cedar]

gooseskin watching that scene

[pastel quartz]

nope, I just did not have the time to steal more memes since i lost my old meme folder 😦

[uncut obsidian]

wtf happened here

[pastel quartz]

🏴‍☠️

[robust cove]

I loved this goofball

[robust cove]

PIRATE POSTING FRIDAY YE SCALLYWAG

[pastel quartz]

fiddle me friday!!!

[robust cove]

NOGGIN NUMBIN FRIDAY

[grizzled meadow]

@dreamy flax give me a pirate name for the "brainfart" channel of this server

[dreamy flax]

Ahoy there matey Falco! Ye be requestin' a pirate name for the "brainfart" channel o' this here STALKER G.A.M.M.A. server, arrr! Ye shall call it "Scallywag's Den" for that's what all ye be when ye have a brainfart, har har har!

[robust cove]

YARRR HARRR TIS BE A GREAT NAME MATEY

[pastel quartz]

The poopdeck

[queen finch]

the fuck is going on with all the pirate stuff??? @grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

@dreamy flax explain to @queen finch that we're having Pirate Friday in the most pirate way you can

[dreamy flax]

Ahoy there, me hearty @queen finch! Listen well, for ye arrr in for quite a treat! We be celebratin' Pirate Friday in the grandest way possible in this here server called STALKER G.A.M.M.A.! We be dressin' up like true buccaneers, and partakin' in various activities that befit our pirate ways. So batten down the hatches and join us in the 🎪scallywags-den channel to join the fun, arrr!

[queen finch]

very poggies

[grizzled meadow]

Not based

[queen finch]

I hate all discord bots

besides skynet

[grizzled meadow]

That's probably the most retarded thing I have ever heard

Finally

Correct eyebrow

[queen finch]

how? you've known me for a while now, and know how unhinged I can be

should listen to me in vc more often

[robust cove]

if yee can't handle a real pirate yee better walk the plank

[queen finch]

when I spread my unhinged wisdom

tho I think if Falco were to listen to everything I say in vc he would have to ban me eventually

[robust cove]

that would probably be the case lad

[queen finch]

Falco will loose his discord kitten

😔

[robust cove]

GOOD

[waxen needle]

AYEEEEEEEEEEEE

ARRRRRRRRRRR

[robust cove]

PIRATE LIFE ME HEARTIE, WE BE PLUNDERIN AND GETTIN RICH

[waxen needle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRh-dzrI4Z4&ab_channel=Sunderbraze

fuck this videos

yar

[robust cove]

HAAAAARR HAARRRR

Unfortunately I only be havin whiskey in me cabin right now

[waxen needle]

this game was great

https://images.bit-tech.net/content_images/2008/01/pirates_of_the_burning_sea/b01.jpg

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bdu0t.gif

[waxen needle]

pirates of the burning sea

mmorpg

but is dead rn

no players

no

[robust cove]

is that pirates online

oh nvrm

[waxen needle]

pirates WoW

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to Art.#4003

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[pastel quartz]

That's the spirit

[robust cove]

YARR HARRRR Another sea dog on their pirate arc

[pastel quartz]

wish i had me draw pad, but me hook would scratch it

[robust cove]

tis be unfortunate indeed

[robust cove]

I've been listening to this max volume this whole time btw

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGhvfvzTyJY

[pastel quartz]

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax Hello dear, how are ya doin on this fine day?

[dreamy flax]

Ahoy there! It be yer trusty bot xelA speakin'. I'm doin' well on this fine day, thank ye for askin'. And how might ye be doin', Madirex?

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhJ8UrhFcxY

[uncut obsidian]

Aye! I'm also fine, my friend!

[dreamy flax]

Arrr, that's good to hear! Is there anythin' I can assist ye with in this server? My commands be at your service, just type a slash and view 'em all!

[uncut obsidian]

Can ya say hi to @robust cove ?

[robust cove]

Yarrrr I'm happy to finally see the bot be a real sea dog

[dreamy flax]

Ahoy there, @robust cove! xelA be greetin' ye! How can xelA assist ye on this fine day?

[final cedar]

xela is a landlobber

[robust cove]

Greetings me heartie!

[final cedar]

have yet to see a clanker with sea legs

[pastel quartz]

Yaaarg, I wanted a hardtack but got a hardtek instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0bF6Nnxzt8

[stone shoal]

robot boatmen?

[robust cove]

still a great shanty to listen to while sailing the seven seas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP-7GNoDJ5c

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax what shanties do ya listen to while sailing the seven seas?

[dreamy flax]

Yarrr, as a pirate, I don't be havin' ears for your landlubber shanties. But me mateys oft play "Drunken Sailor" and "Blow the Man Down" to keep our spirits high on long voyages. Arrr!

[robust cove]

truly a real sea dog you are, great choice there mate

[waxen needle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfcZacwnVCk&ab_channel=OSRSBeatz

[pastel quartz]

Come to think of it, the legend of windwaker is a 100% great pirate game, Zelda is literally a pirate princes in that one 🤔

[fading shuttle]

brainfart has fallen

[uncut obsidian]

@robust cove says that you're a true sea dog, mate!

[dreamy flax]

Ahoy there, matey! That be true, I be a true sea dog programmed to serve the needs of me captain and crew. What can I do for ye? Arrr!

[fading shuttle]

billions have become pirates, this is hell

[robust cove]

Yarrr, you can go plunder and find booty lad!

[uncut obsidian]

Looks like @fading shuttle doesn't like our pirate spirit! Can ya try changing his mind?

[dreamy flax]

Aye, aye, captain! I'll see what I can do to turn that landlubber into a sea-loving pirate! Let me know what I can do to help. Arrr!

[waxen needle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6MqiPM_i3Y&ab_channel=moviesbydr.sutcliffe

[uncut obsidian]

So what are ya gonna do?

[dreamy flax]

Well shiver me timbers! I'm going to use me powers as a Discord bot to show them what it means to be a true pirate! I can provide some fun commands, moderation tools, and even casino games to get them feelin' like a real swashbuckler! Just give me the word and I'll get started. Arrr!

[fading shuttle]

keep your stupid fuckin clanker away

[pastel quartz]

will edit this one to make it a pirate meme, creating some scallywags den OG content 😮

[robust cove]

typical landlubber, can't handle the sea life

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax what do ya think about landlubbers?

[dreamy flax]

Arr, them landlubbers be a sorry bunch of scallywags who know nothin' of the open seas! But alas, 'tis not their fault they were born on land instead of aboard a fine ship like meself. I be happy to share me seafaring tales with 'em and teach 'em the ways of the salty sea!

[modest mirage]

So guys

What are we pirating?

[fading shuttle]

the stalker series

[modest mirage]

Based

[runic kernel]

Good morning brainfart

[robust cove]

mornin, you missed alot of pirate posting

[modest mirage]

@robust cove you should post a torrent movie

It will be funny!

[runic kernel]

Hi Pavlo the Plunder
Damn missed pirate night

Hi Ted

[modest mirage]

Guys

You remember as a kid

[robust cove]

I had a gif of the whole shrek movie somewhere

[modest mirage]

Saying you want to be a pirate?

[robust cove]

as a kid? I be plundering even now

[modest mirage]

Well guess what ! You are or were a pirate! pirating stuff reference

[robust cove]

everyone did, there were no laws

[modest mirage]

Yep

[narrow briar]

New channel

D E T E C T E D

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/disney-movies-quotes-potc-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-14851127

[runic kernel]

Hi madi

[ornate tulip]

We still be pirates, ey lads?

[uncut obsidian]

hii

[pastel quartz]

a bit rough but ok for a (very) quick edit

[pastel quartz]

you people still buy games?

[final cedar]

amazing

[stone lily]

I do, but only on sale and seemingly only to increase my backlog.

Then I just play GAMMA

[pastel quartz]

backlog?

[grim sluice]

Steam sales always make large backlogs

[pastel quartz]

still dont know wat that means

[stone lily]

Heap of completely unplayed games I will die before installing.

[pastel quartz]

OH

i only buy games that i want to play

(haven't found one in a year)

[stone lily]

Me too

[grim sluice]

Is it even fair to call what AAA devs make games anymore?

[pastel quartz]

depends

[stone lily]

That's the unfortunate nature of it all.

[grim sluice]

Its more demos than anything at this point

[pastel quartz]

i liked atomic heart

i pirated it because the devs are russian

but i still liked it

[pastel quartz]

Original scallywags-den content not a ♻️
What a time be alive 😵‍💫

that fridge still makes me scared

[pastel quartz]

Anyway It's like 1:50 and saturday here now, i will not pirate post on shaker saturday

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to Art.#4003

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[robust cove]

twas a great pirate friday, but alas I have to go to bed now, g'night ye scurvy dogs

[pastel quartz]

🏴‍☠️

[robust cove]

Also, @grizzled meadow petition for this to be added as an oficiall emote

[clear prism]

🤔

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahahah it's not bad but damn it's literally 240p

[robust cove]

yeah I literally took a screenshot of the snig smile emote lmao

here is transparent one

[clear prism]

😧

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075158009346527343/1103345601317437480/674e20260afe9c335dfa2e560d69a6ca.mp4

[clear prism]

#🎪bruh-fart

Brainfart is gone

[robust cove]

It is now forever and ever the scallywags den

[clear prism]

💪

🏴‍☠️

[robust cove]

🤝

[pastel quartz]

i want to steal copper wiring

[final cedar]

do it

[tulip ravine]

steal lead from roofs

[robust cove]

I can get behind that

[tulip ravine]

me and the homies when the police catch us with coils of copper wires (it just appeard)

[pastel quartz]

COPPER PIPES

i dont fucking get it

a bandit just took 4 4 gauge rounds point blank to the chest and he survived

[tulip ravine]

chad

[pastel quartz]

but i shot him once with an ak74m and he dropped like a sack of taters

[final cedar]

4 gauge =/= 23mm

[clear prism]

The plundering calls! Proceed immediately

[tulip ravine]

i just found that bing chilling ice cream is a real place

its in manchester

[final cedar]

manchester ain't real

[tulip ravine]

unfortunatley it is real, i live there

[clear prism]

How do you know?

[final cedar]

Never seen it

[tulip ravine]

count yourself lucky

picadilly gardens at night is like world war z

[final cedar]

y'all throwing around those fantasy words idk wtf that means

[clear prism]

You made that word up

"picadilly" is not real, no way

[final cedar]

u stuck in jk rowlings hobbit world

[tulip ravine]

piccadilly*

[final cedar]

frodo these

[tulip ravine]

i forgot it was double c

[clear prism]

Even worse

[tulip ravine]

piccadilly is also a train station

"the next stop is manchester piccadilly"

[clear prism]

Goofy ahh country

Bet you got a city called dick or cock

Oh wait, you do

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021562228819894392/1104202644182020256/ssstwitter.com_1683332499649.mp4

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1103904586667921448/image0.gif

[final cedar]

lads, can be cabin fever driving me nogging numb but these mermaids we been seeing be looking better each passing day

[devout night]

bro I leave and when I finally come back Brainfart is now Pirate themed

[pastel quartz]

this is why i pirate every single game that isn't a multiplayer game

[grim sluice]

Not even for me, especially on that 200gb game bullshit

[final cedar]

arr landlubber, ye be walking the plank the sooner you think

[pastel quartz]

yea if it's over 100gb i dont download that (237 gb of space stock i dont even get the full 237)

[final cedar]

member when 20gb games were packed to the brim with content and took you forever to complete?

[devout night]

Arrr don't be puttin' that evil on me ya blisterin' scallywag

[pastel quartz]

or 30

look at skyrim and new vegas

games full of content

[grim sluice]

Don't even get me started. My favorite example is for Rome Total War 1

Original Release: 4gb
Steam 'Remaster': 30gb
HD Textures pack:+30gb

[pastel quartz]

fallout 4 has "HD" graphics that weight 50gb

[final cedar]

what, how

[pastel quartz]

those graphics look literally the same as the original ones

[grim sluice]

Yes.

[final cedar]

did they just drop in raw texture files to get "proper quality" or what

[grim sluice]

Optimisation is such a lost art

[pastel quartz]

brother

gamma has one of the best optimisations i've ever fucking seen

380 mods and my game doesn't run on 20 fps?

fucking magic

[grim sluice]

I am not talking about gamma, talking about AAA remakes with that 4gb game turned to 30gb without HD textures

[pastel quartz]

• it looks good

[final cedar]

i mean they rewrote the engine multiple times by the time gamma came out

[pastel quartz]

triple A doesn't give a fuck anymore

they make games to make money

[runic kernel]

Hi Chimp Hi Minister of Disinformation

[pastel quartz]

the games back then also did that

but they were enjoyable

[grim sluice]

They don't even make GAMES anymore; games actually have to be playable

[final cedar]

Arr

[grim sluice]

Making money was always part of the business, but at least it was EARNED.

[pastel quartz]

meanwhile the new star wars game on release day:

[pastel quartz]

YES

most games now are such a let down

dying light 2 was shite at the release but they're improving the game

[grim sluice]

Don't forget about film, TV, books, entertainment as a whole went mostly mediocre at the best of times

[final cedar]

there were shitty released back when. But at least those studios were practically ran from a garage and not multibillion dollar media enterprises

[clear prism]

@winged phoenix I do not use artifacts in my Invictus runs so I could not tell you 🤷‍♂️

[final cedar]

suits ruin everything

[pastel quartz]

oh jesus i don't even watch TV

[grim sluice]

Me neither for a long time now. But films and other entertainment has been mediocre on a downward slope for many years

[pastel quartz]

now those streaming services are putting ads when you're fucking paying

for shows that are not even worth watching

[final cedar]

fake, no merc can write in coherent sentences

[cosmic siren]

I don't own a television, the only entertainment I need is stalker call of the zone, youtube, and discord

[final cedar]

all merc basically grugg with rifle

[grim sluice]

I heard of those streaming sites; and most of the stuff looks insufferable and barely counting as entertainment

[cosmic siren]

damn your right bro

[pastel quartz]

i have a TV but i dont use it

probably gonna use it for my ps4

[runic kernel]

Sorry cant hear you over the sound of

[grim sluice]

I love my DVD collection. Fuck streaming website issues with copyright and licensicng issues.

I can watch Cowboy Bebop at any time I damn well want without having to worry that companies are arguing over a percentage in an earnings deal

[pastel quartz]

fuck off

[grim sluice]

Forbidden Kerfussy

[pastel quartz]

i have this piece of shit at my local store

[quartz saffron]

You know you love it

[runic kernel]

Hi Rav

[pastel quartz]

i fucking hate it

i want to destroy it

[clear prism]

Oh hell nah

[clear prism]

Oh hell nah

[pastel quartz]

this slimy sack of shit

[clear prism]

Most punchable screen in the world

[grim sluice]

As long as kefus does not get in my way; I like the little kot bot

[runic kernel]

Im going to create an army of them
Have them fight the marines

[clear prism]

I want to reduce it to scrap metal and send it back

[final cedar]

you can trap these with products

[grim sluice]

HOLY SHIT, Redfall and Bethesda Devs are copy paste as fuck

Fallout 76 tech copy pasta

[final cedar]

lol

real?

[pastel quartz]

fallout 76 was fun

i remember blasting the UK anthem while shooting randoms with a musket

[final cedar]

stop lying

[clear prism]

Hello.

We are sorry to hear you experienced personal issues with Redfall development.

[pastel quartz]

talking to people was fun

[grim sluice]

Read 2nd last paragraph. It says fallout 76 lol

ITs copy pasta

[pastel quartz]

i used it more as a social game than an actual RPG game

[clear prism]

I know 😂

[grim sluice]

Ah, sorry; bit overwhelmed today since not even minutes ago ANOTHER FUCKING JET FLEW OVER

[pastel quartz]

o kurwa rakieta

[grim sluice]

Jets have been flying over my neighborhood prepping for the coronation tomorrow, had at least 3 fly overs this afternoon alone

[clear prism]

All good bro 🤝

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841527954928173096/1104078249648214078/trim.DAA2C69B-051F-418B-A0FD-ADF0DD545B2E.mp4

[grim sluice]

I know they might be practising or moving; but do they really have to fly so low. Could hear them from deep in the house.

[clear prism]

They wish to show off

[grim sluice]

Wish they saved it for the actual damn corronation tomorrow.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/756110244362453014/1104214977033797774/Monolit.mp4

[devout night]

loads Stinger with malicious intent

[clear prism]

🍞

[devout night]

🍞

[runic kernel]

Hi 🍞

[clear prism]

I see how it is

[uncut yew]

Remember not to protest or stand on the road, need a licence for that else it is off to jail

[tulip ravine]

oh we pet posting

less gooo

[clear prism]

🫵😐🏴‍☠️

[devout night]

Hi 🐱

[tulip ravine]

wait can we post pets heee

[clear prism]

Yes

[clear prism]

You may post whatever you wish, Hydro#8638

[tulip ravine]

doggy

fr

[clear prism]

(Some posts will have repercussions)

[grim sluice]

🦆 🫳
🍞

[tulip ravine]

🤔

[clear prism]

🫴

[devout night]

Hey what are you doing put Me down

[clear prism]

I eat the bread

[tulip ravine]

anomalous bread

[devout night]

at least buy me dinner first, I'm not some common whore

[grim sluice]

🍎

[tulip ravine]

i think its time for scp containment shennanigans

[clear prism]

I said I eat the bread

[tulip ravine]

what class are you tho

[devout night]

I heard you the first time

[runic kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1072018414161367120/1086686314499420333/attachment-103.gif

[tulip ravine]

bread consumed

[clear prism]

🤨❓

[devout night]

I was gonna play some Gamma today but I don't know if I feel like it anymore

[clear prism]

Go play Gamma

[tulip ravine]

play some squad its fun

or hell let loose

[devout night]

I don't have those

[tulip ravine]

have you tried aurora 4x

its complex 4x kinds like dwarf fortress but space

[tulip ravine]

pretty cool free and takes up no space

[clear prism]

🤨❓❓❓

[devout night]

no

I tend not to enjoy those complicated 4x, or strategy, or whatever else

[tulip ravine]

Ah fair, im polar opposite i love anything complex haha

[devout night]

I dislike Paradox games, and I don't really enjoy playing Civ 5 anymore

[tulip ravine]

I dislike paradox as a company to begin with tbh

[devout night]

I'm too much of a casual shitter

[tulip ravine]

they have shitty practise dlc wise

[devout night]

just get the DLC for free with dlc crackers, ez

[grim sluice]

ANOTHER JET IS FLYING OVER
at least the house isn't rattling now.

[devout night]

I feel your pain kinda

I once got woken up out of a dead sleep because a Jet flew over my house

I damn near had a fucking heart attack dude

[tulip ravine]

eh i would but i dont want paradox to infect my machine with what ever syphyilis is on their games

[devout night]

kek

[grim sluice]

I had a duck fly through my window one morning. THat was not fun at all

[clear prism]

Are you close to an airbase or something

[tulip ravine]

i had kinda same but it was a pidgeon

[grim sluice]

The closest airbase is about 120km away.

[tulip ravine]

we had to track the owner down it was a racing pidgeon nd all

[clear prism]

They must really like you specifically then

[grim sluice]

Local airport about 10km

Regular flights never bothered us. But nooooo they have to fly low today

[grim sluice]

Pretty much

[tulip ravine]

you are pretty awesome TBF

[devout night]

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-maxwell-spin-spinning-cat-maxwell-spinning-gif-27234188

[clear prism]

I want to find whoever made this fox, then make him suffer

[devout night]

Me waiting on my food to be delivered like:

https://tenor.com/view/kyriostsahs-lonely-waiting-quarantine-life-gif-18073672

[fleet reef]

me waiting to get removed from this role:

[devout night]

[fleet reef]

real

[devout night]

[tulip ravine]

tiktok has some good memes now wtf

[devout night]

tiktok always has good content if you know where to look

my FYP is nothing but bangers

[tulip ravine]

i just got satanic shit at 5 am half the time

altho recently i just get cats coz my mrs just fuckin spams me with cat stuff

[clear prism]

You are never leaving this place again

[fleet reef]

what

[clear prism]

You are stuck here forever

[fleet reef]

WHAT

NOOOO

[tulip ravine]

bahahaha if yk then yk

[pastel quartz]

(brainfart exile)

[clear prism]

Average British

[devout night]

have fun being stuck in this hellhole I'm gonna go elsewhere now

[fleet reef]

someone get a mod here

i need to get out of this

[tulip ravine]

my mate fucked off with this girl after telling us its a boys night so we just cock blocked him till 6 in the morn

the one good thing about brits, you dont get any sympathy from yer mates

also anyone want jump in vc and shout in scottish accents, bored shitless

[pastel quartz]

Tbh, cockblocking is something that can save lifes

[fleet reef]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoImUwCo4hR/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

[tulip ravine]

might go in non english vc and scream in scottish, might aswell not be fucking english anyway

[tulip ravine]

i just didnt have the heart to tell him id slept with her the night before

[clear prism]

B r u h

💀

[fleet reef]

i am gonna get some girls at omegle bye

[pastel quartz]

no you won't

[tulip ravine]

but told him after he just said fair play nd said he banged my mum so it is what it is

[clear prism]

Make sure to ask for ID

[fleet reef]

yes i will

[tulip ravine]

yeah not a good idea

[fleet reef]

i am not a cop bro

[tulip ravine]

i dont think thats his concern mate

[fleet reef]

and they be giving me their insta too

[clear prism]

My guy, some girls there turn out to be 15

Just confirm it to be sure

[fleet reef]

ik they look 25 but say they are 15.. very weird

[fleet reef]

yeah dont worry ill confirm

[tulip ravine]

honestly i just wouldnt fw online shit

[fleet reef]

bruh i cant even react with this fking role

[clear prism]

Last thing you want is the Cops knocking down your door 😂

[tulip ravine]

go to a bar nd pick up someone there

[fleet reef]

we dont have bars here

[tulip ravine]

you what

[pastel quartz]

do you live in like turky or something

[fleet reef]

algeria

[tulip ravine]

turkey has bars haha

when i was 15 me and my family went into a drag bar by accident it was... interesting to say the least

[fleet reef]

i am sure nobody know this country

[tulip ravine]

i know algeria

[fleet reef]

respect +

[fleet reef]

did u got draged?

[tulip ravine]

nah it was pretty funny tbf

it was more of a comedy thing he did

[fleet reef]

he???

[tulip ravine]

what do you think drag is

[clear prism]

I have no idea what he is talking about

[fleet reef]

nah u totally wrong on that mate

[amber marsh]

Omg I names my ship on sea of thieves the skallywag

[tulip ravine]

fucking ruthless 💀

i called mine the poopshitters

[clear prism]

🫡🏴‍☠️

[amber marsh]

Wanna run some bud?

[fleet reef]

@amber marsh no pussy?

[clear prism]

It is 4am, I want to sleep 😂

[tulip ravine]

make sure you contract scurvy for that realistic pirate experience

[fleet reef]

its 3AM here

[tulip ravine]

2:53 here

[amber marsh]

"Trust me bro, its gonna hold"

[fleet reef]

here too

[tulip ravine]

what kind of fucking bodge job is that

[fleet reef]

wait where r u from?

[tulip ravine]

England

[clear prism]

I go to sleep now, have a good one 👋

[tulip ravine]

you too mate

[fleet reef]

he got the flex tape dont worry about him

[amber marsh]

Goodnight treasured friend, may your sleep be good, and your dreams enjoyable, may the great monolith watch over you as you sleep and protect you with all it's might so you can live an other day under it's wisdom.

[fleet reef]

when was the last time u got stabed?

[tulip ravine]

ive seen gypsys do a better job fuckin hell

[amber marsh]

Hydrohomie

[fleet reef]

may ur dreams be fucking girls

[tulip ravine]

my man

whats up

[tulip ravine]

cant say mate

[tulip ravine]

gumbitohomie

[fleet reef]

good night guys

[tulip ravine]

goodnight 👋

have a good one pal, make you wake and be a chad

[fleet reef]

thx u too

[amber marsh]

My pc is restarting instead of shutting down 😭

[tulip ravine]

[amber marsh]

Goodnight fellow stalker, may your sleep be good, and your dreams enjoyable, may the great monolith watch over you as you sleep and protect you with all it's might so you can live an other day under it's wisdom.

[tulip ravine]

anyone fancy a vc then?

[amber marsh]

Normally I'd already be in one, but I just wanna shower and head to bed

Or at least go lay down and relax

[ruby minnow]

i have plans that i cannot share with you right now because i don't have any plans

[amber marsh]

Based

Red pilled

Such a chad

A true alpha

[tulip ravine]

then make plans to not have any plans

then you have plans which is not have any plans, which is a plan but also not having plans, but its still a plan planception

[uncut obsidian]

city?

credit card information?

[fleet reef]

Id number?

[uncut yew]

England is his city?

[uncut obsidian]

nah im asking what city he from

[tulip ravine]

ask your mother totally not overused joke

[uncut obsidian]

[tulip ravine]

living in Bristol now pal

shit hole

[uncut obsidian]

ah shucks

[tulip ravine]

[uncut obsidian]

I'll be in UK soon™️

[devout night]

UwU Madi is here

Hiiiiii Madi

[uncut obsidian]

probably near London

[uncut yew]

It was a reference to this atrocity: https://youtu.be/XBjdCmwjt9A?t=5

[uncut obsidian]

hiiiii

[tulip ravine]

are you fucking insane

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[devout night]

yes

[devout night]

How goes it

[ruby minnow]

Not yet

[uncut obsidian]

fine for now ig

3 days left

[tulip ravine]

Im meant to be going back to ireland soon tho

for a bit anywau

[devout night]

I see I see

[uncut obsidian]

3 days before the event

that might happen

which will ruin my situation

[devout night]

Take me with you?

[tulip ravine]

you whar

im okay thanks

[devout night]

I wanna visit Ireland

[uncut yew]

You fear an announcement during the 'festivities'?

[uncut obsidian]

there's more to that

but yes, related to may 9-10

[tulip ravine]

then visit ireland 🤔

[devout night]

Wow I see how it is

[uncut obsidian]

[uncut yew]

Hope you keep safe man 🙏

[tulip ravine]

just teleport ya noob easy easy

[devout night]

Friendship denied

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/you-should-kill-yourself-now-black-guy-kill-yourself-snapchat-lighting-gif-26356292

[uncut obsidian]

ill try

[tulip ravine]

friendship accepted

[devout night]

So can I come to Ireland with you now?

[tulip ravine]

maybe

i cant stop you from running across the border

[uncut obsidian]

almost all my Aliexpress items have already arrived in russia already, passing through customs rn

[devout night]

I'll need a translator and a tour guide

[ruby minnow]

bro which border with Ireland?

isn't that a island?

[devout night]

[tulip ravine]

northern ireland and republic of ireland 🤔

[uncut obsidian]

there were also some issues with 2 items but I messaged the delivery companies and they fixed the problems in several hours

china numba one

[devout night]

[ruby minnow]

Allah will guide us to escape from our terrible countries

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675071031680958564/1104182804427841547/FB_IMG_1683328084527.jpg

[tulip ravine]

@uncut obsidian for uk id go to more up north

York or Manchester is pretty nice

[ruby minnow]

just don't go to UK if you like dental health

[devout night]

Healthcare in general sucks there

[pastel quartz]

i love you

[final cedar]

man this episode was fire

[tulip ravine]

fun fact we actually have statistically better dental health

[pastel quartz]

still better than US

[devout night]

You're not wrong

[uncut yew]

More like don't go to northern Europe if you like dental health

[ruby minnow]

false stats

[uncut obsidian]

i need to get there first, I'll be able to move ofc
It's just that there's someone in London who could help me

[uncut obsidian]

[tulip ravine]

oh you moving over here?

[uncut obsidian]

escaping

[pastel quartz]

omggg haiii ;33 i love you too <3

[ruby minnow]

i would love to escape to Germany fr

[tulip ravine]

ah, well need any help w out give me a shout ill see what i can do

[devout night]

Hewwo

How r u today Maja

[pastel quartz]

cwould i see your pfppp? its so cutee

[uncut obsidian]

It'll happen only in a few months, mid/end summer

[pastel quartz]

i love you too babiee ;3

[tulip ravine]

point still stands, id rather atleast offer

[devout night]

I can send you the file when I'm back on my PC

[devout night]

💗

[pastel quartz]

owkiee thankss <3

[devout night]

[tulip ravine]

if you want dm a sec, i know someone who might be able to answer any questions you may have

[pastel quartz]

recycled :c

[uncut obsidian]

my only concern currently is the uk visa

[uncut obsidian]

sure

[devout night]

I stole it from somewhere

And also memes tend to be recycled

[pastel quartz]

its been posted here like 15 times

[devout night]

I don't come here often

[final cedar]

are you trying to go the asylum route or student / work visa?

[devout night]

Femboy Protection Program

[pastel quartz]

protect me UwU

[devout night]

Ayo

[pastel quartz]

daddy~

sorry i missclicked-

i didnt write that

https://tenor.com/view/homura-homura-cat-madoka-madoka-magica-madoka-dance-gif-23721015

[uncut obsidian]

asylum seeker claim

[uncut obsidian]

ok chat be normal

!!

[pastel quartz]

it's 4am :c

[final cedar]

did you check out UKLGIG?

[uncut obsidian]

I've contacted several organizations via email already, they all say that they either don't help people below the age of 18 or that they help people who are ALREADY in uk

[devout night]

No u

[uncut obsidian]

so you still have to somehow get to UK first

[tulip ravine]

all ima say is make sure things are in place, council houses etc are notoriously hard to get nowadays.

[pastel quartz]

i wanna escape too ;c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxWRrXNxyY8&ab_channel=AtomIsTired

[uncut obsidian]

i ain't normal but at least I'm not being silly in here

[tulip ravine]

silly

[uncut obsidian]

no vine booms? eh

[devout night]

I'm just a funny lil guy

I can't help it

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-kitty-crazy-cat-cat-goober-warning-gif-24871108

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-sparrow-orlando-bloom-pirates-of-the-ca-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-18130159

Yarrr

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-of-the-carribean-johnny-depp-captain-jack-sparrow-jar-of-dirt-gif-5235618

[fleet silo]

Blasted landlubbers in #╓☢stalker-chat

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/pbe5fOdp9Hk

[pastel quartz]

heehee;3c hes so cute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzrHrR27Oh0&ab_channel=ManLover

[final cedar]

it's shoot yourself saturday

[devout night]

its still Friday for Me but I guess I'll start early

https://tenor.com/view/boneworks-kms-suicide-cockandballtortureisfunnyhaha-revolver-gif-19983342

[fleet silo]

On a scale from one to ten how badly did you piss the pirates off?

Personally I'm rocking a solid 9

[pastel quartz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/l9m-rc5f6wo?feature=share WAAAAAAA WHAT A CUTIE

[final cedar]

He talks ~~retarded ~~ like that IRL? 👀

[fleet silo]

I play Russian roulette with a glock 17 gen 3

[devout night]

[fleet silo]

[pastel quartz]

shut uppp

[final cedar]

I thought he was acting

[fleet silo]

@grizzled meadow Yarrr matey they be cookin

[final cedar]

yen

[pastel quartz]

same

[foggy mantle]

Comic #2772 - Commemorative Plaque

[Below] On this site on May 12th, 2023, I finally learned how to use the masonry bit for my drill.

Published 5/5/2023

Comic #2772 - Commemorative Plaque

[Below] On this site on May 12th, 2023, I finally learned how to use the masonry bit for my drill.

Published 5/5/2023

[long spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1098339125716865034/1104163955871580230/Bones_but_a_metal_pipe_falls_every_noun.mp4

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3nUeMR5k3E&ab_channel=spikul

[fleet silo]

HAVE AT YE

If ye be wanting to angrily shout at a pirate, here be some phrases that may help:

1. Avast, ye scurvy dog!
2. Shiver me timbers, ye bilge rat!
3. Walk the plank, ye cowardly landlubber!
4. Ye be a sorry excuse for a pirate, ye scallywag!
5. I'll keelhaul ye, ye pox-faced sea bass!
6. Ye be a disgrace to the Jolly Roger, ye miserable excuse for a pirate!
7. Ye be a hornswoggling, grog-swilling son of a sea dog!
8. Blast ye to Davy Jones' locker, ye scurvy knave!
9. Ye be a thieving, plank-walking pirate without a shred of honor!
10. By Blackbeard's beard, ye'll regret the day ye crossed me!

[runic kernel]

Hi Bitkiller

[fleet silo]

Yarrr there be me hearty!

Howve the seas treated ya lad

@narrow lotus

https://youtu.be/0aOpvW9EuMU

Have at thee knave!

( OOC moment: these theme days keep me a happy person. Thanks )

https://youtu.be/-bROlO-KMto

[pastel quartz]

OwO;3

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/ms-msxoxm-msjam-gif-23225127

[devout night]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-island-pirate-dance-gif-16373352

[fleet silo]

https://youtu.be/BJhF0L7pfo8

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-ship-arr-pirate-dance-pirate-dance-gif-12107966

[devout night]

yarrrrr, thar be a banger tune me hearty

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax give me 10 phrases for complimenting another pirate

[dreamy flax]

Ye be lookin' fine as a schooner in full sail!
Yer wit be sharp as a cutlass!
Yer swashbucklin' skills be top notch!
Ye be a true beauty of the high seas!
Yer tales be as mesmerizin' as the siren's song!
Ye be a treasure among pirates!
Yer heart be as big as a kraken!
Ye be one clever buccaneer!
Yer courage be matchin' that of Blackbeard himself!
Ye be as fierce as a cannon blast!

[fleet silo]

YAHARRRR

[uncut obsidian]

WHA

[fleet silo]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[final cedar]

oh now we sailing boys

[uncut obsidian]

I saw

[devout night]

[fleet silo]

[pastel quartz]

omg hiii!! i missed u ;3

[devout night]

Arrr, I don't know what ye talking about

[pastel quartz]

9

[devout night]

;3

[fleet silo]

https://youtu.be/ZaKVZ63xvtc

[uncut obsidian]

8

[devout night]

1

[fleet silo]

Yarrr open yer ears to this here volley lad

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1104240765359640626/FB0D84B8-9953-43BD-A436-7345933FAB57.png

[pastel quartz]

5

[devout night]

10

[runic kernel]

7

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1104240765359640626/FB0D84B8-9953-43BD-A436-7345933FAB57.png

[devout night]

wait I misunderstood the assignment

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-strange-one-just-one-gif-22683317

[pastel quartz]

i want to get some cute lewd pfp ;c

[fleet silo]

ADMIN BAN HE YAHARRR

[uncut obsidian]

6

[pastel quartz]

huh?

[devout night]

10/10 for my boy Coach

best character in L4D2

[pastel quartz]

i want coach's pp

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax change my current nickname so it will be a pirate one

[grizzled meadow]

1

[dreamy flax]

Aye aye, Madirex! To change yer nickname to a pirate one, simply type /nick [pirate name] me hearty. Give it a try and let me know if it worked!

[uncut obsidian]

Bruh

[fleet silo]

Oh my god can I do that too?

/nick [pirate name]

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax what would my nickname be if i was a pirate? My current one is Madirex

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/noooo-no-no-emote-emote-nooo-emote-gif-23071619

[dreamy flax]

Ahoy there, Madirex! If ye be a pirate, yer nickname could be "Madirex the Swashbuckler" or someone might just end up callin' ya "Madirex the Daring" because of yer brave attitude! Arrr!

[grizzled meadow]

10

[uncut obsidian]

Nah Falco is already shashbuckler

[uncut obsidian]

Any other pirate nickname ideas?

[dreamy flax]

Aye aye! Here are a few more pirate nickname ideas for ye, Madirex:

• Madirex Cap'n Hook
• Blackbeard Madirex
• Madirex the Buccaneer
• Iron Madirex
• Madirex the Marauder
• Captain Madirex Kidd
• Long John Madirex
• Madirex the Corsair
• Red Madirex
• Madirex the Privateer

Hope ye like 'em, arrr!

[uncut obsidian]

Shiet

[runic kernel]

[pastel quartz]

can u make him give me a cute name

[fleet silo]

I vote for Madirez the Corsair

[runic kernel]

Hi Falco

[uncut obsidian]

What about a nickname for my fellow friend, Maja?

[dreamy flax]

Sure thing, arrr! Here be some pirate nickname ideas for Maja:

• Maja the Mermaid
• Captain Maja Blackheart
• Maja the Seafarer
• Red Maja the Firebrand
• Maja the Corsair Queen
• Admiral Maja Cutlass
• Maja the Sea Witch
• Maja the Swashbuckler
• Maja the Pirate Princess

What d'ye think of these pirate nicknames, arrr?

[uncut obsidian]

Damn

[fleet silo]

Admiral Maja Cutlass!

Yarrrr

[devout night]

what about Me, Anomalous Bread

[final cedar]

What ministry would a pirate be minister of?

Piracy?

[devout night]

Minister of Booty

[pastel quartz]

mermaidd owoo ;3

[devout night]

aka Finance

[fleet silo]

Can you change my name to Gigantic Scurvy? I can't change it on my phone (sorry for being out of character)

[uncut obsidian]

Insanity or Anomalous bread?

[uncut obsidian]

-1 rp points

[devout night]

lets try both, for the sake of variety

[uncut obsidian]

What about another one of my fellow friends? They have 2 names, "Insanity" and "Anomalous Bread"

[dreamy flax]

Arrr, I'll gladly give ye some piratey nicknames for yer two friends, Insanity and Anomalous Bread! Here be some ideas:

• The Insane Buccaneer
• Dread Pirate Insanity
• Captain Anomalous Loaf
• The Bread Bandit
• The Mad Swashbuckler
• Anomalous Seafarer
• Insanity the Blackheart
• The Unpredictable Scallywag
• The Breaded Kraken

What d'ye think of these nicknames, arrr?

[fleet silo]

They got me lad, took a full broadside from the British ship. Aye, she was a man o war. 50 guns a side. Poor ol schooner never stood a chance

[final cedar]

bread bandit

[fleet silo]

Davy Jones take me boys

[devout night]

The Bread Bandit

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bcN98.gif

[uncut obsidian]

What about Minister of Disinformation?

[dreamy flax]

Arrr, the Minister of Disinformation ye say? That sounds like a proper pirate title if I ever heard one! Here be some pirate-y nicknames fer yer friend:

• The Disinformer-in-Chief
• The Pirate Propagandist
• Captain Misinformation
• The Duke of Deception
• The Scallywag of Spin
• The Misleading Marauder
• The Baron of Blarney
• The Impostor Buccaneer
• The Prince of Preposterousness

Which one would ye fancy calling yer friend, arrr?

[final cedar]

AI failed one obvious choice too: Bread Pirate Roberts

[uncut obsidian]

THE PIRATE PROPAGANDIST

[final cedar]

[fleet silo]

Where the Davy Jones' locker be me goddamn coffer?

[devout night]

don't mind me accidentally super reacting

[uncut obsidian]

-1 super react

[pastel quartz]

whats the opposite of gigantic

but make it sound cute

@uncut obsidian can u ask the bot

[grizzled meadow]

@dreamy flax whats the opposite of gigantic

[dreamy flax]

Ahoy there, matey! The opposite of "gigantic" would be "tiny" or "minuscule".

[pastel quartz]

can u make him make it sound cute

[grizzled meadow]

No

[pastel quartz]

wa

ok thanks;c

[fleet silo]

@grizzled meadow

Wha' the fuck did ye jus' fuckin' say about me, ye wee cur? I'll 'ave ye know I graduated top o' me crew in the Navy Seals, 'n I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, 'n I 'ave o'er 300 confirmed scuttles. I am trained in gorilla warfare 'n I be the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. Ye be naught t' me but jus' another target. I will wipe ye the fuck out wit' precision the likes o' which has ne'er been seen afore on this Earth, mark me fuckin' words. Ye reckon ye can get away wit' sayin' that shit t' me o'er the Internet? Reckon again, fucker. As we speak I am contactin' me secret network o' spies across the USA 'n yer IP be bein' traced right now so ye better prepare fer the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic wee thing ye call yer life. Ye're fuckin' dead, sprog.

[long spire]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[grizzled meadow]

@dreamy flax whats the opposite of gigantic? Make it cute

[dreamy flax]

Arrr, the opposite of gigantic be tiny, matey! It be as cute as a wee puppy.

[pastel quartz]

thankss ;3

[ruby minnow]

is it talking like a pirate day?

[fleet silo]

YARRR THIS BE THE #🎪bruh-fart

AHOY MATEY @ruby minnow

[ruby minnow]

Yarrrr i have a flintflock in my barque

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax can you give me some pirate nickname options for my fellow friend Syno?

[dreamy flax]

Aye, me hearty! I can surely give ye some pirate nicknames for ye mate Syno. Let's see now... How about these: Syno the Seafarer, Swashbucklin' Syno, Syno the Scurvy Dog, Syno the Blackbeard, Syno Sharkbait, or Syno the Plunderer? Which one do ya fancy arrr?

[fleet silo]

YAHARRRR ME HEARTY TIS NOT BUT ANOTHER SCUTTLE

Syno Sharkbait!

[ruby minnow]

Syno Swashbucklin is what we go with

[pastel quartz]

is tiny mermaid better or tiny mermaid maja

[uncut obsidian]

Can you give some nicknames for me? I'm Madirex

[dreamy flax]

Of course, me hearty! Here be some pirate nicknames fer ye, Madirex: Madirex the Merciless, Maraudin' Madirex, Blackhearted Madirex, Cap'n Madirex, Madirex the Rogue, or Madirex the Buccaneer. Which one suits ye best, arrr?

[uncut obsidian]

just tiny mermaid

[devout night]

and so it shall be

[pastel quartz]

ok :c

[uncut obsidian]

3 words sounds kinda long

[ruby minnow]

it doesn't answer to members

only mods

[uncut obsidian]

What about less "scary" nicknames?

[dreamy flax]

Aye, me apologies! Let me think of some more jolly and lighthearted nicknames for ye, Madirex. How about Matey Madirex, Captain Merry, Smiling Seadog Madirex, or Laughin' Lad Madirex? Arrr, I hope ye find those more suitable!

[grim sluice]

I wonder what Xela thinks of weevils in biscuits/hardtack.
adds to flavour or nah?

[long spire]

https://tenor.com/view/spunch-bop-spongebob-crying-cube-mr-krabs-gif-19973394

[pastel quartz]

femboyish names

[uncut obsidian]

that is prohibited here

[pastel quartz]

make him give you adorable pirate names for you

[ruby minnow]

that defeats the whole point of being a pirate

[pastel quartz]

the whole point of a pirate is to steal money, not be some kind of way

u are the one who makes you like yourself, nto your job

[fleet silo]

Yarrr someone give me a word or two ya scurvy dogs! An be rough with it! Arrrr

[ruby minnow]

i lived as a pirate

i know everything about it

trust

[uncut obsidian]

What about some more adorable names?

[final cedar]

Yaarr

[fleet silo]

Wha' the fuck did ye jus' fuckin' say about me, ye wee cur? I'll 'ave ye know I graduated top o' me crew in the Navy Seals, 'n I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, 'n I 'ave o'er 300 confirmed scuttles. I am trained in gorilla warfare 'n I be the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. Ye be naught t' me but jus' another target. I will wipe ye the fuck out wit' precision the likes o' which has ne'er been seen afore on this Earth, mark me fuckin' words. Ye reckon ye can get away wit' sayin' that shit t' me o'er the Internet? Reckon again, fucker. As we speak I am contactin' me secret network o' spies across the USA 'n yer IP be bein' traced right now so ye better prepare fer the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic wee thing ye call yer life. Ye're fuckin' dead, sprog.

[dreamy flax]

Ahoy there! I completely understand. Let's see if I can come up with some sweet and endearing nicknames for ye, Madirex. How about Cuddly Cutie Madirex, Precious Pup, Adorable Buccaneer, or Snuggly Sailor Madirex? Arrr, hope those bring a smile to yer face!

[pastel quartz]

see? so cute

cuddly cutie madirex ;3

[uncut obsidian]

bot called me a cutie

[fleet silo]

Yarrr alas I must cast off lads, the sea calls to me.

[final cedar]

Yee queen be a corrupt ruler, sail the high seas and take what you can get

[uncut obsidian]

die

[fleet silo]

YARRR

[pastel quartz]

hes not wrong OwO;3

[grizzled meadow]

@dreamy flax I wonder what Xela thinks of weevils in biscuits/hardtack.
adds to flavour or nah?

[dreamy flax]

Ahoy matey Falco, XelA believes that weevils in hardtack be a common sight for seafarers. Some be thinking they add flavor, while others steer clear from them. Either way, if ye be hungry at sea, hardtack with weevils may be yer only option. But XelA be just a bot, so extra caution be advised before consuming any questionable provisions.

[grizzled meadow]

@grim sluice

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/houhou-marine-anime-shukkou-set-sail-pirate-gif-25526441

[final cedar]

weevils?!

[grim sluice]

Aye?

[uncut obsidian]

Cya

[grizzled meadow]

Read

[uncut obsidian]

What about... shorter names?

[grim sluice]

That I be my fair falco. The weevils are dinner and a show

[dreamy flax]

Arrr, I see your point. Well shiver me timbers! How about shortening yer name to just "Mad" or "Rex" or maybe even "Madi"? Or perhaps something a bit more pirate-like such as "Matey Madirex", "Cap'n Madirex" or "Sailor Madirex"? What do ye think, matey?

[uncut obsidian]

Mad

[uncut obsidian]

What if my name was Mwadi? What pirate nicknames would I get?

[dreamy flax]

Ahoy there, Mwadi! If that be yer name, then ye might be known as "Mwadi the Mighty" or "Black Mwadi" or even "Mwadi the Marauder"! Or if ye prefer something a bit more light-hearted, ye could go by "Mwadi the Mischief-maker" or "The Jester Mwadi". What say ye, me hearty?

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/spying-russell-crowe-pirate-les-miserables-gif-13609535

Give name of the movie

[final cedar]

master and commander

Which one of you salty dogs is captain of a pirate crew

[ruby minnow]

now i am become pirate drinker of rum

[final cedar]

[uncut obsidian]

"Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World"?

[pastel quartz]

master UwU

[uncut obsidian]

no

[devout night]

Yarr, what fine Propaganda do ye have fer us today? @final cedar

[runic kernel]

Hi maja

[pastel quartz]

hi dad

[devout night]

Pirate cat

[ruby minnow]

i like this new pirate idea

[devout night]

Aye laddie. Tis a grand idea

[ruby minnow]

I got a flintflock in my barque

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax aye, did you like the Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World movie?

[final cedar]

The federal exchange is a tool to steer world power used by a select few whose family has been building towards a global finance monopoly for hundreds of years. Arrr

[dreamy flax]

Arrr, me matey! As a lowly bot, I am not capable of enjoying movies like ye swashbucklers do. But I can tell ye that me creator, AlexFlipnote, be a fan o' that movie. Have ye seen it, me heartie?

[ruby minnow]

Arrr we should start trading illegal substances to make gold

[final cedar]

arrr, we sailing towards south america

[ruby minnow]

You scallywags what is this white powder

[devout night]

Arrrrrr fuck the feds!

[ruby minnow]

Lets sail to the lands of the english to rob some ships

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/hidetherum-gif-9783592

[devout night]

Yarrr wouldn't you like ta know?

[ruby minnow]

The scallywags at south america said it worths a lot yarr

[final cedar]

Yer choice be clear, risk dying a free man or live toiling away a slave to the crown?

[devout night]

aye, could be

[final cedar]

be it a crime if nobody sees you do it?

[ruby minnow]

Yarr we should sing sea shanties and drink rum until we drown

[final cedar]

drown in clap ridden wenches

[final cedar]

ayyy

5th of may

where floato de mayo at when you need it

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax let's sing sea shanties together

[dreamy flax]

Aye aye, matey! I'd be happy to sing some sea shanties with ye! Just say the word, arrr!

[naive horizon]

What the hell is happening in here

[ruby minnow]

welcome to scallywags-den yarrr

[uncut obsidian]

There once was a ship that put to sea

[dreamy flax]

The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea! The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down, O blow, my bully boys, blow!

[ruby minnow]

we here drink rum rob ships and do other pirate stuff arrr

[naive horizon]

I have scurvy, does that count?

[uncut obsidian]

Soon may the Wellerman come

[dreamy flax]

To bring us sugar and tea and rum! One day, when the tonguing is done, we'll take our leave and go. O blow, my bully boys, blow! I am a bot named xelA, created by the great AlexFlipnote back on the 9th of January in the year 2017. I can provide ye with fun commands, moderation features, casino games and much more, all accessible through slash commands. If ye ever need any assistance, just let me know, arrr!

[uncut obsidian]

She’d not been two weeks from shore
When down on her, a right whale bore

[dreamy flax]

Ahoy! Aye, tis a common tale of the perils of the high seas. Many a brave sailor has found themselves face to face with the great beasts of the ocean. As a bot, I have not had the pleasure of experiencing such a challenge, but I can imagine it would be a sight to see. Do ye require any assistance with me commands or features, Madirex?

[uncut obsidian]

It failed

[uncut obsidian]

Sing some sea shanties for me, arr!

[ruby minnow]

I put the new Forgis on my ship i trap until bloody bottoms is underneath cause all my scallywags got it out the seas

[dreamy flax]

Aye aye, Madirex! Here be a sea shanty for ye:

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

The captain's throat was made of clay
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
And he loved the bottle as his mate
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Arr, that be just the start of a classic pirate tune. Shall I continue with some more verses or sing you a different shanty?

[uncut obsidian]

Continue, continue!

[dreamy flax]

Alright, here's some more for ye, arr!

He shivered and he sang his song
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
"Drink up me hearties, yo ho"
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

The crew had mutinied and slayed the lot
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
The cabin boy hid 'til they forgot
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Arrr, there be more to this shanty, but I reckon that's enough for now. Thank ye for the request, Madirex!

[devout night]

We'll heave him up an away we'll go

'Way, me Susiana!

[final cedar]

Well heave him up from down below

[devout night]

'Way me Susiana!

Oh, this is where the cocks do crow

We're all bound over the mountain!

[final cedar]

We're all bound over the mounten!

Way, me Susiana!
It's better to drown than to wait to be hung,

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax Arr, draw me a pirate ship!

[dreamy flax]

Aye, Matey! XelA be a Discord bot and drawing a pirate ship be not in me capabilities. But XelA can find a command to help ya! Ye can try using the command "/draw pirate ship" to get yer wish! May the wind be at yer sails!

[uncut obsidian]

/draw pirate ship

[ruby minnow]

there is no draw command

[uncut obsidian]

Liar! The command didn't work! Draw me an ASCII pirate ship!

[dreamy flax]

Ahoy, sorry to hear that me command didn't work! As fer drawing an ASCII pirate ship, I be more than happy to do it for ya!

             /\   /\
        ____/_ \/_ \____
       |   _  `> `   /  `
       .  / `  / ` ./ , |
 ==\ \_|_/. .` |_|_`|_`/==~
    `/_/<_/-/-/-/_./_/|  `
 /_/   |_|_|_|/       |
        `         `  /  `
        \     `    /  `

Thar she be! Hope that suits yer liking!

[final cedar]

did the clanker just pull a fast one on yah?

[uncut obsidian]

Uhh

That does not look like a ship

[devout night]

|~
|/ w
/ ( (|
/( (/ |) |
____ ( (/ (| | ) ,
|----\ (/ | /| |'\ /^;
------Y--+-----+---+--/(
--------------*--/
'~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

YARR

[final cedar]

Ayy

[devout night]

discord kinda fucked it up, arrrrr

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YARRRRRRRRRR

THAR SHE BLOWS

She be a fine vessel

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax what would be this server called if it was pirate-themed?

[dreamy flax]

If this server were pirate-themed, it would probably be called "The Buccaneer's Lair" or "The Jolly Roger's Den", arrr.

[devout night]

laaaaaaaaaaaame

[uncut obsidian]

What if you try saving the old name of the server but making it pirate themed?

[dreamy flax]

Arrr, if I be savin' the old name of the server while makin' it pirate-themed, it would be called "STALKER G.A.M.M.A.'s Treasure Trove", arrr.