🎪bruh-fart

[uncut obsidian]

why you tryna slide in dms bro

[oblique spire]

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man2-spider-man-j-jonah-jameson-tobey-maguire-peter-parker-gif-26416399

[weak jackal]

live me reaction

[clear prism]

True 🤔 More fun when they resist

[pastel quartz]

huh

[lunar brook]

huh

[warm fossil]

guhh?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/homura-homura-cat-madoka-madoka-magica-madoka-dance-gif-23721015

[clear prism]

It is my bit, bro. Have you never read brainfart lore?

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1103090271438250004/comment_d48e80ff3c0634394796b65d06dd0ffb.mp4

[robust cove]

Trans gender trend setter, great rap name

[pastel quartz]

wtf the whale is there

[ruby minnow]

the tide really broke

still trollface won tho

[weak jackal]

The trans setter trend gender

[pastel quartz]

@uncut obsidian can u check if its it

[weak jackal]

no wait the trans setter gender trender

[robust cove]

Bars 🔥

[uncut obsidian]

naw he russian

[pastel quartz]

arent u russian

[weak jackal]

fire

[lunar brook]

Ahh, yes, brainfart lore, also known as 600 pages of femboy furry pictures

[weak jackal]

no i'm not going anywhere fast

[ruby minnow]

we should like spam the chat with trollface emojis or something because trollface won

[warm fossil]

we can make those pages 1200

[robust cove]

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/thatsgoodweb/status/1654480431713075207

𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 (@thatsgoodweb)

https://t.co/LR2MTwtA5S

Likes

109

Twitter · May 5, 2023, 1:37 PM

[robust cove]

[weak jackal]

this virus cannot stop my silly

[clear prism]

Oh no, someone changed it?

[lunar brook]

doin numbers

[robust cove]

THE NAME

[runic kernel]

Silly posting

[uncut obsidian]

i am, why

[pastel quartz]

u can talk to him then

[clear prism]

My condolences

[uncut obsidian]

im saying that it's not the HDMI cable because that's a russian guy

[weak jackal]

rip mitka boar

[uncut obsidian]

not the land whale

[pastel quartz]

omg hwo do you know shes not russian

[uncut obsidian]

if that thing was russian I'd be already out of this country

[warm fossil]

what the hell are we talking about

[pastel quartz]

can i go into vcs and earrape people

[weak jackal]

erm

[runic kernel]

[uncut obsidian]

you wouldn't understand smh

[uncut obsidian]

no

[clear prism]

Do it for the funny

[warm fossil]

I won't but at least it satisfies my curiosity

[pastel quartz]

oomfie

[pastel quartz]

cute

[weak jackal]

u 2

i'm more of a crimson gal but w/e w/e

[clear prism]

Satisfying that curiosity may not be the best idea

[pastel quartz]

same

[warm fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/844914253847986178/945844971477536768/b3b.gif

[amber marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dB0xjPniZU

[clear prism]

What is a crimson gal

[amber marsh]

good fucking edit

[clear prism]

Is it a part for a machine or what

[amber marsh]

they suck the soul out of you

nvrm u r talking about something else

[clear prism]

So what, a succubus?

[pastel quartz]

omgg gumbitoo haii ;33

[amber marsh]

Sup

[amber marsh]

Redheads

[amber marsh]

p!hug @runic kernel

[foggy mantle]

no dick? hugs Gigantic Chernobyl Catboy

Powered by weeb.sh

[amber marsh]

Such a good anime

[pastel quartz]

wtff :c what about me

[amber marsh]

p!hug @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

no dick? hugs gigantic missclick

Powered by weeb.sh

[amber marsh]

needy mfs smh

[pastel quartz]

fuck u :c

[clear prism]

Oh shit. . . the worst kind of woman

[robust cove]

I'll shoot myself the day before then

[pastel quartz]

not true

black ones are worst

[clear prism]

😂😂😂

[amber marsh]

They will suck the soul out of you tho

[pastel quartz]

i had 2 caretakers in kindergarten, the black one was a bitch, i loved the ginger one

[clear prism]

I would rather not lose my soul

[clear prism]

Bitches be everywhere 🤷‍♂️

[amber marsh]

he is not that guy, but he's trying and I commend him as such

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/gfjn0vntiks91.jpg

[amber marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-concrete-mixer-cement-mixer-mixer-spin-gif-21623037

[ruby minnow]

bruh they got rid of or something?

that emoji is cursed

[pastel quartz]

it is

but gtanil starts it

every time

[lunar brook]

ctrl z

[steady trellis]

@grizzled meadow

[amber marsh]

you got the other one?

[weak jackal]

no

[amber marsh]

SkΩm!

[weak jackal]

i have this tho

[amber marsh]

Yeah I can type in greek

δεαλ ςιτη ιτ

[clear prism]

I enjoy 😂

[weak jackal]

οη δθδε σαμε

[steady trellis]

[weak jackal]

ςε'ρε γρεεκ τυπερσ ανδ ςε ψοολ

[stone blade]

Hi team

[runic kernel]

Goodnight brainfart

[pastel quartz]

gn

[clear prism]

🤔

[pastel quartz]

time to go to bed again

[clear prism]

Have a safe night 👋

[lunar brook]

Safe from what

[clear prism]

From me

[pastel quartz]

u cant hurt me

[clear prism]

I can but hurting a depressed person is like kicking someone that is already K.O.

No fun in it 🤷‍♂️

[pastel quartz]

u cant hurrt me

everything you do would only help me

[clear prism]

Go to sleep, maja

[ruby minnow]

a little bit gae

[pastel quartz]

how would u hurt me

[clear prism]

You are not a masochist, right?

[pastel quartz]

i am

there's only one way somebody could make me uncomfy, but thats it

[lunar brook]

by missclicking

[clear prism]

Then I suppose I must rely on my strongest tool: the dad act

[pastel quartz]

huh-

[clear prism]

The good old:
foster mild affection for a certain amount of time before leaving to get milk

👌

[pastel quartz]

still wont hurt me

might help me atm ost

[clear prism]

🤔

[pastel quartz]

oh, theres another way you could hurt me

[ornate tulip]

Wait, what are you trying to acomplish?

[pastel quartz]

hes trying to hurt me i tihnk

[robust cove]

I swear I'm about to start fully pirate posting

[ornate tulip]

define "hurt"

[pastel quartz]

idk

[clear prism]

Emotionally devastating maja

[ornate tulip]

YAHAR MATY! LET US PLUNDER BRAIN FART AND SHOW THESE SCALLY WAGS WHAT FER!

[clear prism]

Since any physical pain will be enjoyed

[ornate tulip]

just ignore them

[lunar brook]

How is cyberbullying real, just don’t look at the monitor

[ornate tulip]

and listen to 1770's sea shanties https://tenor.com/view/pirate-meme-gif-23758859

[pastel quartz]

coward

[clear prism]

What, you want me to do it?

[robust cove]

Shoots you with a gun the end

[pastel quartz]

huh- of course

[pastel quartz]

i'd love that

[clear prism]

🤔🤔🤔

Been a while since I choked someone

[lunar brook]

[robust cove]

No

[lunar brook]

least sus brainfart user be like

[pastel quartz]

omg i love davy jones ;3

[remote vine]

I should go back to osrs

[rose ferry]

ya hmu when you're feeling the urge

[clear prism]

Ayo

[ornate tulip]

oars? ye truly be one of the white beards if that be the case

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/898159537197031424.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[clear prism]

Ayo

[clear prism]

Well damn, I am noting this down for the future

[amber marsh]

hell yeah

[pastel quartz]

huh- noting what down

[clear prism]

😏

[pastel quartz]

ew

[clear prism]

Hand me some of that

[clear prism]

S c a l l y w a g

[amber marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1101075759373754388/chicken_burger.gif

[clear prism]

@amber marsh @clear prism and probably no butthole either because this guy feeds on radiation

[pastel quartz]

eww

[ornate tulip]

I have run out of funny pirate memes :(

[clear prism]

Go to sleep

[pastel quartz]

i hae no strength to geto ut of my seat

[clear prism]

Do it, then you can simulate being dead for a few hours

[pastel quartz]

few hours arent worth it

oh, i know 2 more ways you could hurt me

[clear prism]

That is nice and all but it does not help me if I have no idea what it is 😂

[pastel quartz]

i cant write most of them here

[clear prism]

🤔

[sage otter]

sus

[narrow lotus]

explain the god seed from Minecraft to me

what is it

[pastel quartz]

thats good

[ornate tulip]

i got no idea

[placid sail]

seed is a constant for minecraft map generation, god seed is something that will generate you a map with advantageous shit in the vicinity of spawn point

[pastel quartz]

god seed is a seed that's godlike, nether little biome spawn
bastion/the other place realyl clsoe to each other on spawn
end that isnt far away, end dungeon with easy finding portal

but most people use it as ,, seed thats better than the default theyre used to ''

[placid sail]

shit for speedrunning and making your game easier

[narrow lotus]

i was expecting to mute some of you for troll answers but thats actually legit , thank you everyone

[fleet silo]

I miss Thursday.

[narrow lotus]

you recieved 500xp from me

😗

[placid sail]

why this stuff is pinging me

[pastel quartz]

can i be purple

pelase

[narrow lotus]

no cause u only talk here and u dont get xp here

[pastel quartz]

make me purple

waaaaaa

[narrow lotus]

sure, i am colorblind btw

[pastel quartz]

thats even uglier

[clear prism]

You are no longer black name

[narrow lotus]

[fleet silo]

[placid sail]

what

oh

I see

[fleet silo]

Rip

[placid sail]

I've been conscripted

[clear prism]

You have been, yes

[placid sail]

man fuck you iedy I don't wanna die

[fleet silo]

Welcome to duty brother

[clear prism]

You are in the NBA

Next Bakhmut Assault

[pastel quartz]

gn

[narrow lotus]

ALO

[placid sail]

goddamit

[narrow lotus]

mr gtanil pls avoid war topics

thank you 🤝

[clear prism]

🫡

[fleet silo]

Iedy, can it be Thurs again? How much for a time machine?

[clear prism]

You must bribe all the Staff for it

[fleet silo]

How much do I have to bribe?

[clear prism]

Yes, even Aldourien

[placid sail]

I've provided a translation for some gamma shit, make me some low rank officer so I at least won't die in the very first wave

[clear prism]

Probably like 10 bucks 🤷‍♂️

[clear prism]

bz11k#9693, you are forever lost in the many Rookies now

[fleet silo]

Too easy.

[placid sail]

balls

I miss not having a rank already

[devout hull]

cock

[devout hull]

Ask a mod nicely.

[clear prism]

You look retarded with a rank

[narrow lotus]

unfortunately, time is the most expensive resource of all

cant be bought, cant be earned back

[placid sail]

I'm afraid it's not because of the badge

[narrow lotus]

you have to live with the consequences

[clear prism]

Elaborate

[placid sail]

I'm retarded

[clear prism]

🤔

[narrow lotus]

it's his nature

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-depressed-gif-24411475

[clear prism]

No, you are busy

[narrow lotus]

i am free , thanks tho

[placid sail]

I'm not bbusy

workday is over

I hope

[clear prism]

Then elaborate @placid sail

Why not benzin

[fleet silo]

Well on that note I'm going to take enough sleeping pills to knock out a blue whale and transport myself to next Thursday! See you then gamers

[placid sail]

because fuck falco and his forced meme

[clear prism]

How about business

[placid sail]

hm

acceptable

[clear prism]

You seem like the type that enjoys business

Mm yes, we do a little business

[placid sail]

I hate business

[clear prism]

So you hate yourself?

Accurate

#🎪bruh-fart kind of dead right now, gahdamn

[placid sail]

everyone went to touch grass now that covid is officially over and nonexistent at all

[clear prism]

It never happened

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/beyond-belief-jonathan-frakes-we-made-it-up-beyond-belief-fact-or-fiction-gif-21054647

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/delay-cat-gif-21402724

[clear prism]

In the meantime, I am stuck in traffic 😂

[pastel quartz]

Tbh, it's a friday, people are busy.
I'm currently standing in line in a bank and run some errants

[left haven]

I love that movie

[weak jackal]

watched it so many times when i was little

[clear prism]

Military 🫡

[ornate tulip]

Do i look like im LGBT?

even if i was LGBT, i wouldnt have anyfriends!

[devout hull]

You genuinely have an anime pfp.

[ornate tulip]

yes, i know. I find it amusing

[clear prism]

That is anime?

[clear prism]

It looks nothing like anime

[ornate tulip]

its "chibi".

[clear prism]

Elaborate

[devout hull]

They simplify the drawing to make a situation funnier or sillier.

[ornate tulip]

ima let google do it for me

[clear prism]

So they got lazy

[devout hull]

I came in it.

[ornate tulip]

Okay, yes, i get it, you're blood drinkers. But if you're going to cannibalize my corpse, AT LEAST FUCKING CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF! Fuckin disgraces. you dont let even a drop of blood, or a splinter of bone go to waste!

[weak jackal]

we have maids for that

duhdoy

[ornate tulip]

You're spilling it all over your body. Why?!

[weak jackal]

skincare routine

bet you've never been in the hall of absolution

(its where the blood bath is)

[ornate tulip]

Ima look that up

[weak jackal]

its got some rotaty statues

[ornate tulip]

You're only possible saving grace might be presentation.

[clear prism]

(How to tell someone has no idea how blood works)

[ornate tulip]

While im still very miffed about the wasting of perfectly good blood, id say its still villainous. but not super

[pulsar magnet]

Greetings... I have a question with stalker in general..i played a lot but i never understood the """ progression"" difficulty setting...is turist harder than scav?...yes i know i should not post questions here but i cannot access the respective channel

[clear prism]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[clear prism]

#🖥️how-to-install

[pulsar magnet]

Thanks buddy

[clear prism]

#❗welcome

[pulsar magnet]

I readed all that...its just a ingame question now

[devout hull]

It's economic difficulty.

[pulsar magnet]

So tourist ia the easier

Gotcha

[devout hull]

Money's not that big a problem mid-game, anyways.

[clear prism]

I recommend Tourist for beginners, always

[pulsar magnet]

Long time i havent played stalker...this is going to be my first time playing since a long time

[clear prism]

Your profile picture literally chibo

[devout hull]

Not nearly enough intelligence.

[pulsar magnet]

Last time i played a little but was during the pandemic

[devout hull]

Humanity needs a major hardware update.

[clear prism]

A lot has changed, prepare yourself

[pulsar magnet]

Sweet

[weak jackal]

gl hf

playing gamma during pandemic vs playing it now

[stone blade]

the girl I want

[weak jackal]

count the candles

[stone blade]

I know

[weak jackal]

[stone blade]

I meant a goth girl

[weak jackal]

oh just like in general

[stone blade]

eys

[weak jackal]

crisis averted

[stone blade]

yes

[stone blade]

phew

[placid sail]

task board is an amazing feature, I cream

[weak jackal]

took me forever to figure out how to use taskboard

didn't understand the whole double click thing

[clear prism]

Truly

[placid sail]

yeah it took a moment to figure it out

but oh so worth it

[frail snow]

https://tenor.com/view/steal-meme-thief-tf2-smile-run-gif-17716955

[clear prism]

TRAFFIC IS MOVING YES

[placid sail]

what if

hear me out

[remote vine]

Little bit miffed that the lottery got nerfed and artifact hunting isn’t as worth it tbh

[placid sail]

upgrading PDA increases the range of task board

and on third tier you have the whole zone quest list and can min max your enterprising path as a complete autistic degenerate

[devout hull]

I mean, do your planning for 15 minutes and 20 missions at once should take 30.

[weak jackal]

third tiear you can accept monolith quests as a non monolith

and the wishgranter sends you crypto scams

[ornate tulip]

hallelujah

[ornate tulip]

ah, good, i know where to go to kill them now

[robust cove]

Back to pirate posting

[oblique spire]

Please do continue posting these, they're very entertaining

[robust cove]

I'm glad to hear it

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/iXbzktx1KfU

[robust cove]

Real

[oblique spire]

very good.

Very enjoyable

[solar obsidian]

pirate posting 👍

[robust cove]

AYE AYE CAPTAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

[barren summit]

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fu5YlYMaEAABQ2J?format=jpg&name=small

[oblique spire]

Do I go to bed or grind more wt

[robust cove]

Go fly ye planes matey

[oblique spire]

[weak jackal]

eepy

[oblique spire]

You are too late Daniela. It has been decided

[pastel quartz]

the snail

[oblique spire]

Welp

[robust cove]

What is that foul creature

[oblique spire]

I'm off to bed now

[devout hull]

Someone did it.

They did it.

https://youtu.be/IypU3LDdCv4

The Disco Elysium multi-streamer compilation.

[robust cove]

May your sleep be plentiful laddy

[oblique spire]

Thank ye me matey

[ornate tulip]

joined brain fart too late to see the golden age, joined too soon to watch it fade. joined just in time to see pirate posting, arrr

[robust cove]

I was born in the best generation lad

[ornate tulip]

Aye, i can drink to 'at.

[dreamy flax]

Successfully set your filter to Pirate (Arrr)

[grizzled meadow]

@dreamy flax how would you say "brainfart-friday" in pirate?

[sage otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/401337867005198338/1103692950514454558/FvNR0bXWYAES4yv.jpg

[dreamy flax]

Arrr, me hearty! "Brainfart-Friday" could be translated t' "Noggin-Numbin' Friday" in pirate speak.

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/wkgzo85s32ya1.jpg

noggin-numbin friday

incredible

[pastel quartz]

HUH

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/pvw6yqg4j0ya1.png

[grizzled meadow]

@dreamy flax how would say "no" in pirate?

[dreamy flax]

Arrr, the pirate way to say "no" be "Nay".

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/4mpgf1j7p1ya1.jpg

[robust cove]

Let tis be real me heartie

[dreamy flax]

📥 A poll has been started by Falco#2063

Change "brainfart-friday" in "Noggin-Numbin-Friday?

🇦 Arrr matey
🇧 Nay you scallywag

[sage otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/401337867005198338/1103692950514454558/FvNR0bXWYAES4yv.jpg

[ornate tulip]

bruh

[grizzled meadow]

#🎪bruh-fart
ARR

[ornate tulip]

ARRR!

[weak jackal]

oh we scallywags now

[ornate tulip]

That we be!

[grizzled meadow]

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[robust cove]

Tis be the best of me sea lovin life me heartie ❤️

[ornate tulip]

put on yee pirate cap and load yee flintlocks, we be plunderin'!

[weak jackal]

oh we do be on the seas now

[robust cove]

YARRRR WE SET SAIL

[ornate tulip]

YA-HAR!

[weak jackal]

My mermaid wife keeps taking all me booty

[weak jackal]

still have me grog

[ornate tulip]

if she takin yer share without puttin' tha' work, then let 'er go without yee share.

[weak jackal]

she pays me back with unruly mermaid sex

tis a fine trade

[weak jackal]

she makes me roger jolly

[ornate tulip]

So long as yee agree.

[grizzled meadow]

@dreamy flax Yarr har! Wind at your back lads wherever you go! Blue sky above and blue ocean below, you are a pirate!

[dreamy flax]

Ahoy, matey! I be xelA, the Python bot created by AlexFlipnote on the 9th of January in 2017. If ye be needin' it, I can do fun commands, moderation, casino games, and more. Ye can access me commands by using slash commands.

As for me current surroundings, I be chattin' with ye, Falco, on the 🎪noggin-numbin-friday channel in the STALKER G.A.M.M.A. server.

It be currently 2023-05-05 16:34:22 according to me internal clock, so enjoy the rest of ye day, argh!

[weak jackal]

pirate bot > mean bot

[ornate tulip]

aye.

Whos gonna be the captain?

[weak jackal]

i call shotgun on the crows nest

[ornate tulip]

and who be the quarter master?

[weak jackal]

these be the questions that keep me up at night

[ornate tulip]

Me vote be Falco for captain! and PAVLO for quartermaster!

[grizzled meadow]

@dreamy flax give me a pirate name

[dreamy flax]

Yer pirate name shall be "Captain Blackbeard Noggin ARRR."

[robust cove]

Ye laddy I can be

[weak jackal]

Wait ask the bot to try and give me a piratey name

[grizzled meadow]

Give me a pirate name with "Falco 1984" in it, don't go over 32 characters

[dreamy flax]

"Falco '84 The Swashbuckler" ARRR!

[ornate tulip]

84, fer 84 ships plundered!

[weak jackal]

swashbuckling? brave title that is

[robust cove]

Give me the name too lad

[ornate tulip]

is grok Davey Jones in this scenario?

[weak jackal]

grok is the sea

[grizzled meadow]

Give Daniela and Genuely a pirate name, don't go over 32 characters

[weak jackal]

capt'n is losing it, talkin to himself

[dreamy flax]

"Daniela the Daring" and "Genuely the Jolly" ARRR!

[ornate tulip]

I got me pirate pirate name now

Yarr!

[robust cove]

What bout me you scallywag

[weak jackal]

Daniela the daring is a fucking amazing nickname

[ornate tulip]

Quartermaster PAVLO?

[ornate tulip]

fitting

[grizzled meadow]

Give PAVLO a pirate name, don't go over 32 characters

[dreamy flax]

"PAVLO the Plunderer" ARRR!

[robust cove]

YARRRRRRR

[weak jackal]

Loving the alliteration in nicknames

Madi the Marauder
Skom the Sailor
Grok the Gayass

fantastic nicknames

[robust cove]

YAR HAR WE BE PLUNDERIN

[weak jackal]

🏴‍☠️

[ornate tulip]

Yarr... me name would be difficult for Alliteration.

[weak jackal]

Gunpowder Genuinely

[ornate tulip]

Genuinely The Gunner

Yar! fine name

[weak jackal]

okay i'ms going to go take a nap now, me body aches all over

from scurvy

(covid)

need more oranges :(((

[ornate tulip]

get some sunlight too, it helps produce yee much needed cure.

[robust cove]

As long as ye not be a landlubbin rat yer fine with me lad

[ornate tulip]

I be no landlubber! I be a land raider! cause i steal the plantations sugar, and get the slaves to revolt (its how we steal the sugar)

[robust cove]

I hope yer feelin better soon lassie

[digital quartz]

pillage an orchard

[stone blade]

Me and @fading shuttle playin league

:

;3

[fading shuttle]

shutup

do not ping me with that bottom speak

[narrow lotus]

ew

[robust cove]

Ye should sail the seven seas instead ya scallywag

[ornate tulip]

the league is saltier than the brine pools of bikini bottom!

[eager igloo]

Oooo, piracy

Can I get pirate name too?

[tranquil basalt]

Menace the Mariner

[solar obsidian]

👉👈

me too, please

[pastel quartz]

yaaaar

[tranquil basalt]

Delight the dumbass

[solar obsidian]

[eager igloo]

Kill him

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-o-hearn-gif-11680313204893848663

[tranquil basalt]

[ornate tulip]

Delight the Danger!

[primal kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/202888733463281664/1104091987218534450/Rattt.mp4

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/608013553521262593/1103916331851599972/Snaptik.app_7223617081458150702.mp4

[ornate tulip]

Or Delight the doctor, cause all crews need a good doctor

[robust cove]

Very true laddie

[robust cove]

No doctors on me ship matey, tis be the "scurvy jones" after all

[primal kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/429407194228981771/1103792948216336454/trim.39DF95E4-6CF9-4422-A3F7-A5F030399C85.mp4

[ornate tulip]

ay quartermaster.

[eager igloo]

Well, I'm just gonna make a name myslef

[robust cove]

I be namin yee, "Delight the Diabolito"

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/eu-sou-o-perigo-gif-22229982

[ornate tulip]

Right yee are!

https://youtu.be/pNc6gxssEQ4

[mild gyro]

Kitten in valenok

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/7yGLMrJskcubFVM66PVAHT.png

[proud torrent]

brainfart

would you like a silly science paper

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/jocd.15712

[robust cove]

Let me show em me scrotum it is a thing of beauty me heartie

[devout hull]

If there is none, then we must make one.

[devout hull]

I'm with dolphins.

[ornate tulip]

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐌𝐞

[devout hull]

Must be playing with Nazi MLP mods to not have any achievements in HoI4

[mild gyro]

Just joke

[hoary elk]

dutch words

[narrow lotus]

p!unmute @midnight tree

[foggy mantle]

@midnight tree has been unmuted.

[narrow lotus]

my man was collecting dust

[midnight tree]

what

i thought i had the bot muted

https://tenor.com/view/gougar-gouger-cougar-googus-gif-26563443

[ornate tulip]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008508705295319131/1102102049543422002/ezgif.com-video-to-gif.gif

[lunar brook]

Scurvid - 19th

[steady trellis]

@urban plinth enjoy your stay

[crimson flame]

another silly exiled

[warm fossil]

FRESH MEAAAAAAT

[solar obsidian]

[urban plinth]

testing

[urban plinth]

how much will this last?

[waxen needle]

forever

[warm fossil]

if you behave, maybe like a week

[urban plinth]

can't belive i was the only one punished

[remote vine]

lol. lmao

[warm fossil]

if not, you're trapped forever

[steady trellis]

you didnt stop

so

[warm fossil]

ah

[waxen needle]

[urban plinth]

true, but din't saw your message...
just hope this isn't permanent

[steady trellis]

it is if i forget

[solar obsidian]

no memes today, didnt scroll through twitter :(

[steady trellis]

[waxen needle]

🪑 you can sit in this chair and wait

[remote vine]

don't worry. We're all normal people here

[solar obsidian]

its not, dont worry. should be max 1 day for you or a few hours

[grizzled meadow]

@urban plinth bro you were one of the good guys, what did you do

[remote vine]

bloodsucker erp

[grizzled meadow]

Ah well

[solar obsidian]

got shot in the cross-fire

[grizzled meadow]

Deserved

[warm fossil]

well, this is calling for a good ol'

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man2-spider-man-j-jonah-jameson-tobey-maguire-peter-parker-gif-26416399

[grizzled meadow]

[urban plinth]

oh he sended it first

lmfao

[steady trellis]

[steady trellis]

back to Arx Fatalis with me - i might remember later to set you free

[remote vine]

good ol' #╟🔰☢newbies-chat tradition of bloodsucker fuckin

[urban plinth]

What if i tell you my first reaction was thinking that i got a funny role as award for saying that

[waxen needle]

lmao

[remote vine]

[solar obsidian]

award

[waxen needle]

cr7 gif here

[urban plinth]

Why i am laughing my ass off with this

[mild gyro]

You Poland

[urban plinth]

Nah, but i like global history

oh kurva tractor
Oh kurva auchviz

[warm fossil]

tractor!!

[mild gyro]

https://youtu.be/6IxpnpHGKgQ

[urban plinth]

western european shitpost

[warm fossil]

I honestly still don't get the overreaction over that tractor

Russian memes are a mystery

says a Russian

[mild gyro]

Traktoooor

[urban plinth]

I found funny imagine being the driver and this kid is saying you "BLYAAAAAAAT TRACTOOOOR KURVAAAA TRACTOR"

[warm fossil]

literally me

[steady trellis]

[fading shuttle]

i have played league with ivan

and now i am in pain

[remote vine]

Deserved for playing league

[cinder vector]

yaarrr di harr harr

[stone blade]

we finished playing league with @fading shuttle

❤️

[fading shuttle]

yes it was not fun

[solar obsidian]

no shit

[stone blade]

first game I wasnt alowed to play

next game he wasnt

[fading shuttle]

real

[stone blade]

[robust cove]

I hope ye scurvy dogs didn't think 'twas time for no more pirate postin

[remote vine]

if league was fun it wouldn't be league

it'd be cs:go

[fading shuttle]

csgo isnt fun

[stone blade]

csgo isnt fun either

neither is tarkov

[fading shuttle]

who gave you this misinformation

[urban plinth]

csgo is fun if you do griefing

[stone blade]

dude was lied to so hard

he dont even know

[robust cove]

cs go is super fun, you landlubbers just lack the skill

[remote vine]

csgo is fun because I don't play ranked

[final cedar]

NOGGIN NUMBING FRIDAY!?

[urban plinth]

Cs go is fun, you just don't know how to play it

[robust cove]

YEEEEEEE MATEY

[remote vine]

POV you're a scout

[primal kiln]

Too bad I kill him first with supercooling chamber

[urban plinth]

in csgo i join a game on warmup, before everybody joins, i left, wait the 5 minutes warmup + 1 minute extra pause, i wait 2 more minutes, join the game, call of a pause, then play

[robust cove]

oh me heartie

[urban plinth]

bro no way

[mild gyro]

Monkey always was better then human

[waxen needle]

I wanna gaming but I dont know what to game

[mild gyro]

Play with penis

[final cedar]

russian roulette

[waxen needle]

tanks

[final cedar]

jk

[urban plinth]

I'd never wanna visit a casino on Russia

[remote vine]

Kenshi

[final cedar]

play factorio

[urban plinth]

they allways say bad stuff about their roulettes

[urban plinth]

Kenshi is 10/10

Extreamly under rated

[waxen needle]

no kenshi my ram will cry

[urban plinth]

Rimworld

[waxen needle]

my cpu* idk my pc is bad

rimwolrd good

[urban plinth]

have you tried it?

with right mods it can be perfect

[waxen needle]

yes

[urban plinth]

and modded ?

[waxen needle]

yes modded too but more vanilla

[remote vine]

ok then play Deus Ex

[pastel quartz]

Pavlo is todays MVP, all those pirate memes are amazing
, made my day

[urban plinth]

i recommend you heavely modd it like +300 mods, changes the gameplay a lot

Also, project zomboid is good

Pretty hard zombie survival with many details

[remote vine]

original deus ex goated

[waxen needle]

yes I have project zomboid too

good game but it increase my depression

lol

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750151136358564010/1104108205660983439/ssstik.io_1683310297437.mp4

[robust cove]

glad to hear it me heartie, all in a days booty

[urban plinth]

why is that?

[waxen needle]

bc you are alone in the game

[urban plinth]

it has online now

[waxen needle]

I know but idk

never tried online

[urban plinth]

is good, its actually better

ofc playing solo gets lonely after some time

pvp is hardcore t oo

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWOEH0siJw8

very cool video

[robust cove]

zomboid best game ❤️

[urban plinth]

well, still needs development

but already has 12 years ongoing, good project so far

[robust cove]

I don't need npcs

[urban plinth]

No one needs npcs, thats why there is online

[pastel quartz]

all of your meme will be plundered tho

[robust cove]

[waxen needle]

I remember playing when the characters models were 2d

[urban plinth]

But there are some smalls details between all the small existing details that need slightly fixes, very small stuff but many if you list it all

[urban plinth]

i also remember that, it was waaack

And the map was small

It was for playing 1-2 hours of fun and never play again experience

[robust cove]

hands off me booty lad, or yee will walk the plank

[urban plinth]

now it think you need more than 3k hours to say you visited each part of the map

[lime dew]

booty pls

[urban plinth]

al-qaeda

disguised

i've seen that before

probably 32 years old male

[urban plinth]

this one got me

[mild gyro]

What is the new force in the western regions? What the hell are pirates?

[mild gyro]

https://youtu.be/Ihk2pRfRXNk

[pastel quartz]

(he's Ted kaczyński in a disguise)

[urban plinth]

Me

on this channel

[final cedar]

https://www.myabandonware.com/game/crazy-taxi-3-high-roller-cjp

get nogging numb

[robust cove]

HA THIS SCALLYWAG IS STUCK ON THIS HERE SHIP NO MATTER WHAT, BETTER GET USED TO IT LANDLUBBER

[nimble night]

Humans are dance partners not food

[final cedar]

not the sharkussy

[pastel quartz]

brb, will be walking the plank

[broken pine]

i learned what my local PD carry

[pastel quartz]

sleeping with the fishes

[broken pine]

they use p220s

hornady ammo

[broken pine]

and naturally a safariland holster

[robust cove]

don't say that again matey

[broken pine]

ik because i went up and asked one

we were chilling at a wawa

and then we started talking about firearms

[final cedar]

you on a list buddy

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1102749915383353415/1103002665149010010/IMG_5244.gif

[final cedar]

cops gon shoot yo dog

natural enemy of the pirate

[pastel quartz]

< whale-ussy

[final cedar]

dolphin jelly gang rise up

[nimble night]

Good 'ol McAfee

[final cedar]

his bluelight posts are legendary, dude knew his stuff

[pastel quartz]

I have the classic mcafee one piece clip

[final cedar]

shit that intro song slaps

I didn't even skip it

[mild gyro]

Monke byte

[final cedar]

kill monkey

burn monkey babies in a pit

curbstomp a monkey today

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722716211208650809/1103739476007735447/343672184_3365207103808551_8532043642979646132_n.png

[final cedar]

when abortion carries a longer jail sentence than neglect in death

[nimble night]

A real interesting rabbit hole is the INSANE hate for baby monkeys. Check out some YouTube vids of just baby monkeys playing or something and look at the comments

It's not really localized to. There's some fucking primal hate for baby monkeys in people

[final cedar]

oh fuck that, those people should rot in hell. But gdamn you gotta hate adult monkeys with a passion

[pastel quartz]

I could make a joke but i would be banned for it

[final cedar]

like those monkey "rescue" vids. Fuck them all to death

[fading shuttle]

you are gonna do what

[final cedar]

fuck whoever makes those vids to death.

https://tenor.com/bxNIR.gif

[pastel quartz]

yoooo, those rescue vids are sus AF, people do all kinds of fucked up stuff to animals to make those.
I have a facebook account that i only use to look up event dates and my feed was full with this shit for some reason

[robust cove]

someone plundered too hard matey

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722716211208650809/1103617164705017856/IMG_0422.png

[open turret]

he really likes that hole (window)

[pastel quartz]

next lvl strats

[pastel quartz]

thats's what she said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlTb0o2XAyg

[open turret]

[crimson flame]

i searched 'baby monkey' on yt and the first few vids is a baby monkey getting abused to near death by its own mom

what the fuck

[urban plinth]

idk why this strat allways work

[pastel quartz]

dude, play agency, you can do all kinds of funny shotgun / smoke rush BS in that one

[nimble night]

Welcome to nature, that's why I suggested something like monkeys playing, and the comments still being nuclear

[pastel quartz]

yoooo, the music in that one slaps

[pastel quartz]

no srsly i need to know the song now o_O

[urban plinth]

Agency? But i can't do this on agency!

[mild gyro]

Shazam

[pastel quartz]

DOOOR STUCK

[urban plinth]

GETAOUT OF MAH WAY SON

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-bulgaria-dark-souls-bulgaria-kolegite-gif-21531229

[mild gyro]

Just Russian tf2 community

[pastel quartz]

yeah but i don't have chrome or a phone that can run the app

it's also not as good as people make it out to be tbh

[mild gyro]

Kiss me again Flixzz

[pastel quartz]

you a real one

[mild gyro]

No you don't understand it's homo irony

[pastel quartz]

Yeah true, I'm also retarded in an ironic way

[fading shuttle]

me

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356104805942558731/1101853706930102363/Fu2OC8VWAAAZkJa.png

[nimble night]

Deadass

[open turret]

he is in NEED of some taco

[gusty willow]

In honor of #🎪bruh-fart I present to you all... Noodle neck https://youtu.be/tgj2Uud0ix0

[final cedar]

I felt that

[grizzled meadow]

Finally

The most based russian shitposter

[waxen needle]

but what you choose?

[urban plinth]

depends of what im gonna do with it

i don't read whaT to do with it anywhere, its up to your imagination

you can choose the glass of shit, and make a biofuel decomposter to make some ecologic move right there

[waxen needle]

drink and exit the matrix

[urban plinth]

wake up in 1978

[waxen needle]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[urban plinth]

this is so good

[midnight tree]

@weak jackal hiiiii

[solar obsidian]

free my boy @urban plinth, he dindu nutin

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/SitSpKwz3WE

[fading shuttle]

god i love code geass

absolutely based series

[final cedar]

||his geass malfunctioning was such a retarded plot device tho||

hilarious still

her going postal with that smile was gold

[fading shuttle]

idk, ||the concept of him overusing it to the point he cant stop using it is good||

[fading shuttle]

||and the seeds of such a scenario happening to lelouch were sown when we first saw mao (the dude that has the ability to read thoughts) he himself couldnt stop using it||

[final cedar]

damn, great observation...

[urban plinth]

my last landlord watches code geass

he watch me and my gf watching it and wired us direct internet only for us

[final cedar]

he what

[fading shuttle]

so id say that plot device was quite well done honestly

[urban plinth]

yeah the rest was having wifi, i used to live on a room

[final cedar]

why did your landlord watch you

[urban plinth]

i meant catch us lol

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bEsJb.gif

[urban plinth]

he loves so much code geass that recognized it by listening it from the distance

[final cedar]

lol

[urban plinth]

a grown ass dude +30 years old prob

[fading shuttle]

damn, a based landlord?

such a thing is impossible

[urban plinth]

ikr

[final cedar]

I just realized Ace's tattoo

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t3MQBtZCBU

I must rewatch all of wkuk tbh

[grizzled meadow]

@urban plinth you're free to go

[pastel quartz]

fun fact, i know a guy that got a tattoo while drunk by a very fat punk chick that was not drunk enough (she had the not enough alcohol in the blood shakes). He wanted her to write "I love the fuck" on his butt.
Since he was drunk af, there was a lot of bleeding and he was screaming like a bitch 😄
I myself just got a small one in my palm of my hand: a cloth ironing sign on the inside of my palm that i burned as a kid by pulling at a hot cloth iron cable.

[solar obsidian]

you forgot about him, didnt u?

[pastel quartz]

(the most left one)

[solar obsidian]

why is steam not supported?

[pastel quartz]

it's an epic exclusive

badum tst

[fading shuttle]

Chinese spyware iron? Truly this is the worst timeline

[final cedar]

Man that scene at Marineford was truly gut wrenching

[final cedar]

||RIP ace||

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/5FOY.gif

[weak jackal]

h

[pastel quartz]

ambatablow

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiMu8WHUe3M

I'm him

[fading shuttle]

you

[stone blade]

TRUE

I love RATIRL

[weak jackal]

https://external-preview.redd.it/HZM9LZFThX8bcIZFD1thfk2ADHHMvJiSr1NLHuZ6Mr4.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=40b9755fd0247209739f20571751cebf67938627

@grizzled meadow

[uncut yew]

Italy invented fascism.
Falco is Italian.
Falco was first GAMMA Moderator.
Moderator = Power.
Fascism = Power.
Falco = Fascist?

[fading shuttle]

falco is actually benito mussolini in disguise

[pastel quartz]

so

who's the hitler

is it grok?

[uncut yew]

No Austrian Mods as far as I know

[pastel quartz]

eh german should do the job

or just a person with weird political views

[uncut yew]

I don't think we have any Germans either

[fading shuttle]

well aldo is currently writing a book

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/yzkpzp6c01ya1.jpg

[pastel quartz]

another unabomber manifesto?

[fading shuttle]

oh wait you wouldnt know aldo

[pastel quartz]

yea i dont

im just assuming that he's mentally deranged

like most people on discord

[pastel quartz]

I really don't get why LOL players are over represented in beeing toxic, even more so when they know that they can get banned for that, wich also means that they have to grind back up from bronze, again 🤔

[stone blade]

eh

idk

the video is cool tho

[queen finch]

NYC Subway experience

[robust cove]

YAR HAR HAR there is no end to me pirate posting

[pastel quartz]

i hope that NYC disappears

[final cedar]

Imma get me a cup of witch of greed tea

[pastel quartz]

like i hope it gets fucking nuked

i just hate new york

shit is too expensive

[final cedar]

why go there

[uncut yew]

Why go to New York when you can go to York?

[robust cove]

I prefer the original anyways

[devout night]

🅱️ussy.

I have spoken

https://tenor.com/view/anime-run-anime-run-fall-run-fall-anime-running-anime-dashing-gif-26094869

[robust cove]

Good speakin

[devout night]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[robust cove]

Why be it a gif, very strange

[devout night]

https://tenor.com/view/because-giga-chad-impact-meme-gif-23651405

[robust cove]

Plunders yer booty

[devout night]

https://tenor.com/view/well-screw-you-too-kevin-hart-cold-as-balls-forget-you-rude-gif-19800299

[devout night]

Well yes, how did you know

[pastel quartz]

nah, matey, I like kissing wenches

[devout night]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[pastel quartz]

[final cedar]

what kind of wenches?

[robust cove]

yarr matey, ye be not be needin a wench, for a true and honest lassie is all a scurvy dog needs in his life

[hot solstice]

Pirate chads stay winning landlubbers stay losing 💪💪

[final cedar]

ayy, take to the sky

[robust cove]

indeed, no landlubbers welcome on this here ship

[waxen needle]

why so many pirates memes? is the pirate day in english countries or something?

[final cedar]

dive sickness be taking yer resolve. tis a hard life on sea, it is

[hot solstice]

neptune have mercy

[robust cove]

everyday be a pirate day for a true sea dog

[urban plinth]

a

im freed

ohg my god the pirate shitpostijng has ongoing all this time?

[grim radish]

https://vxtwitter.com/yandhiisntreal/status/1654247121954959364

[eager igloo]

Aye me matey

[robust cove]

it never stops while I be alive me heartie, i wish you luck out on the seven seas tho (other chats lol)

[final cedar]

post straight vids

https://media.tenor.com/-2ig_nI4sSQAAAAC/chopper-one-piece.gif

yo hoo

[eager igloo]

Post gae vids

[robust cove]

on loop

[eager igloo]

Fav assassin

[robust cove]

I will 100% replay the game this weekend

[waxen needle]

now i wanna play sot thanks