#🎪bruh-fart
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something you cant do without terrible consequences
the memes are subpar today
okay that one was actually funny
go back to recovering the tracking device merc
so was your mum
Song slaps my guy
who the fuck are you ?
you thought its going to be memes but its just men shaking their asses
Puma mini sneakers
mostly the warhammer arguing, now that i think about it
brainfart has fallen
welp! back to not existing
ye but... Humanity was heading towards extinction and needed to be guided or lost
@steady trellis i disagree on the braindead part, but 
we are so back
its joever
dutyer stop typing
Watch him send only 1 word
.
yep

@queen finch on that ♻️ farming grind
guided, NOT FUCKIN RAMMED THROUGH THE PROGRESSION WALL TO THE POINT THAT THE VERY THRONE BIG E SITS UPON IS TOO ADVANCED FOR THEM TO EVEN ATTEMPT TO FIX IT
@grizzled meadow you'll like this one
To the point that after their emperor was mortally wounded, left to their own devices they reverted back to previous forms of worship etc cuz surprise surprise
in order to make shit last, you gotta dedicate more time to it
at least be a self-respecting gai man rather than a cumslut
kind of hard to gently guide a race that was LITTERALY throwing itself of the nearest cliff
Admins when i shitpost in newbies chat
im not talking gently
sometimes radical action must be taken
(I regret my actions)
suffer
The only time to regret your actions is when the bill is due
Si senor
Unspeakable acts of tomfoolery
cringe
It was worth it though.
and now trying all that what did he leave humanity with? corruption (im talking goverment corruption), constant war, religious superstition and straight up space gestapo backing it up and half his sons corrupted with the other half missing, dead or trying to hold this shitshow together
an oldie
Yes yes yummy kek reactions yes
Absolute power corrupts absolutely
@weak jackal
damn bro lagged out my game for awhile there
Most corruptable corrupt
True, but thats a living saint
I heard skom eats babies dont listen his honeyed words
He helped supply the babies to skom
ive watched that man devour 10 babies in 2 minutes. It was scary and impressive
Almost everyone is cringe until proven based
pro gamer tip just be a trans woman so you can be a woman without the menopause menstration, pregnancy etc.
power move
Uhhhh...the stork? Jesus christ didnt they teach you this in kindergarten?
THE STORK BIRD CONSPIRACY
still wouldnt touch that
Kill both
okay, your choice
damn, what gave that away ?
Horrifying, i better get this to fox news so they spread the word
the uh
german flag
Stork drones yeah

THE BIRD DRONES ARE REAL
THEY WERE REAL ALL ALONG
Master degrees in a nutshell
@grizzled meadow
It has to be work of the damn commies
THEY CALLED US CRAZY
aww so cute
Its time to get utterly political, milk first then cereal? Or cereal first then milk?
First of all... The whole "civilization" of humanity was done in around 300 years. so... It's not that slow.
Secondly, it was done hastily because Humanity was LITTERALY killing itself
Thridly, it could have probably been done better... In like thousands of years... Time that Humanity didn't have
Fourthly, It is arguable that humanity is still on the only viable path of salvation that is possible to it. During one of the books the Emperor conffesed that humanity has only one way it can survive and is steering it towards it
Fitfthly, 90% of what's currently happening in the Imperium is AGAINST his wishes
Water first, then the Cereal, Cereal is a Soup
I prefer ice cubes in my room temperature milk so that its nice and cold

bro why should it be awkward it just shows that you get bitches
no
that's why i never buy a condom
What would you do if you see a clown coming towards the cashier with a bag full of condoms?
He would then promptly make doggy balloons out of the condoms after paying for them
its against his wishes BECAUSE THE MOTHERFUCKER SPEEDRAN THAT BITCH SO HARD THAT PEOPLE WERE ALREADY EITHER SECRETLY WORSHIPPING HIM OR MOST LIKELY TERRIFIED OF WHAT HE WOULD DO HAD THEY DONE SOMETHING HE DIDNT LIKE, HIS AUTHORITY ALONE IS WHAT HELD THE IMPERIUMS "VALUES" TOGETHER AND AFTER THAT WAS GONE IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HUMANITY REVERTED BACK TO THE SYSTEMS THAT EXISTED BEFORE BIG E SHOWED UP AND TOLD EM "DO AS I SAY OR DIE"
wow... That is... So wrong...
Skill issue
How else do you explain this shitshow
Go on
Tell me people wouldnt already be worshipping a giant in golden armor with a halo above his head leading humanity into galactic conquest
I LITTERALY can't be assed. Go read the Horus Heresy book series and learn yourself 
Or that people werent straight up afraid of him
Yaaaaaas queen💅
slay those pedestrians
Like-totally
We all aspire to look like moist critical
Raise a pint for our madlad jesus chroist
jesus is a sweet handsome fella
shit makes me wanna commit hate crimes, how can one do such a thing ?
Gm
I know right. I once saw someone drive with a cellphone, was tempted to throw my beer bottle at such dangerous people
I assume that that means you’re good and that’s great to hear
i'm a day late to post this but w/e
@orchid robin I get that you started to get into Warhammer lore, but I've been reading the books and getting into the lore for YEARS now. Trust me when I say that the world it is NOT as black and white as you think. Everyone and everything has faults. But for what I know, the Emperor did all he could WITHOUTH going full overlord to lead humanity. The most common consensus was that he was NOT evil and that he was the only human powerful enough, smart enough and ambitions enough to lead humanity into prosperity. The worship of him as a god can be laid SQUARELY at the feet of Lorgar the Fucknugget
He had quick revive
having an argument with some one who not too long ago got into warhammer about warhammer lore 
Yes, i am indeed very gey
Okay i guess maybe,possibly,perhaps,coincidentally, you may be right……..or your dementia is acting up again
Oh God I wish you luck brother
Well to be fair im not gonna get that into it
new mental illness just dropped
SO WHY ARE YOU ARGUING WITH ME?! 
this is like an alternate timeline jerma bit
Cuz i needed an excuse to be here after such a break
And youre an easy target
i bet jerma wears these
you're actually so cool
Only video i ever saw of Jerma was him playing Hotline Miami, with delayed cam wearing a Wife-Beater
@weak jackal
Man I just started walking to school and it’s just started raining
My luck
I will say that the rain is peaceful
free shower
Depends, is he hot ?
Exactly
I’ve just seen a really nice r31
And a lancer x
I should probably get off my phone before I get hit
Goodbye brainfart
British couple
@narrow lotus this u?
crazy how after thousands of years the humble javelin/spear is such a reliable and precise weapon
watching sports is homo as hell
sweet dreames
beginner mistake on the cat's part
whats step 2 hurry
hi chat
Heyo Madi
Leave them in there
Had a question for u
Hola madi
is that fine?
idk, maybe not
i hardley know her
aight ty
oop, it got deleted before I could delete it smh
My horse 
This man above me cat react him
yessss yesss kitties yesss
new alien movie is in production btw
looks kinda like alien isolation movie
monstergirl mcdonalds going well i see
Hey guys if you could be any fictional monster/cryptid/mythological creature what would u be
you will still live in modern society because thats funny
the zweihander is like unironically scary
have you seen how that shit treats a dude in full armor
right on their ass
zweihander deflects crossbow
the only reason people thought DS 2 was bad was because they couldnt backstab
(casuals)
ds2 is my fav
sekiro
me
sekiro was so cool
for actual main entrees then DS3
the mortal blade is unironically the coolest melee weapon in video game history
like the effects look like what you'd see in a comic book
the elden ring meteor katana is pretty sick
you do a kendo strike with heavy attacks (unique to that katan) and it has meteor magic
yuhhh but it has the ichimonji heavy attack which makes it a cuck sword
and the "legecy of eochad" is so fucking cool
the arcane scaling weapons are so sick
holy scaling weapons are extremely sick but are
like
useless except for 3
AKA the black blades
great club
they scale off holy but they're basically just black flame weapons for all intensive purposes
i like how the dragon sorceries scale with arcane
maliketh's black blade is my fav weapon
placidusax is such a fucking cool boss
i consider it my favorite boss of all time
never fought him
i got to the ice place and then stopped and just kept making new characters
my friend drew all our first elden ring characters (i'm on the far right)
SRSLYYY its such a cool ass fight
the MFer breathes fire so hard it turns into lasers
that one shot you
my latest character was just sylvanas
its like if the elden beast was an actually good boss
uses a bow, some daggers and scream based attacks
i hate how they did bows in this game
shortbow + scarlet arrows + bleed arrows + barrage skill = insta procs
also shortbows have rolling and jump attacks which are baller
the only real use ive had for bows was godskin duo w/ plunderers bow
vyke :
me using vykes weapon: dyke
bruh moment
vyke's armor is like the 3rd coolest
1st being blaidd cuz im a furry degen and 2nd being ronin
Wenches are temporary
Genocide goes in history
what about the booty
today's mission : sneak things into people's pockets
bonus points if it's women's clothing
blaidd is a sweetheart
i wish he was my brother
i love my lil welsh boy
Why did I not mute this channel yet
i specifically didnt kill him
i did, twas a mercy
wanna see my fursona
boi got rabies
my genius sometimes frightens me

I don’t
im turning this one into a sticker
he does have a licker
he rubbed it alot
yes
its all cartilage up there
transition goals!
Ayooooo
theres a part 2 where the nun gets dicked down
no

this is a nuh uh moment
What-
CUZ WE DON'T SIMP FOR SHIT
Besides the mark 23
I'll simp for that gun till the day I die
❤️
p!kiss @winged phoenix
Oh shit what happened? xD
We do not speak of it
First rule of brainfart club
You do not speak about the warns
fun fact i own none of these
The free bird solo was playing
Any legal implications had no value upon him
for i do not do programming
Slimmy slommy
Okay thats just scummy
Red Cross should see what people in Rimworld and Dwarf Fortress are up to 
War crimes in game and real life

Destroy civilian infrastructure
behead civilians
curb stomp civilians
Proof?
My rimworld colony literally only has 3 colonists. The rest are all slaves who do the mining and farming
i mean bro but like think of this side
think of a kid that has played cod for a long time hasn't be raised right by his parents
and he gets conscripted
it will not end good at all
They're usually the first to succumb to the meat grinder
that is a good point
because of their stupidity
Also. Didn't you get the memo? WW3 happening in Arma
Hi Ted
So sadge
If I see another Balenciaga AI generated meme I'm going to burn down a Balenciaga store
(in minecraft)
The fed seeing the chat just got relieved
Unfortunately it doesn't stop him
A 4channer after threatening a local sheriff then saying " in minecraft " when he gets arrested for threatening a police officer

Hi Syno Hi Nobody
hi
Miracle he doesn’t forget his pants when going to work
When memes were good
Heyyy 👈🏼👈🏼
i thought he was about to jump into a lake and
aw, sadge
boring
where are u playing
iwanna join vc;cccc
oo, just like me owo
same
Madi u got Mordhau?
no
And I'm chilling in bed watching a show, not playing atm maja
Oh, awe
can i sit in bed with u
im sadge, i dotn wanan sleep alone
I feel that pain
i dont care
can i sleep in the same bed as u please
I fear this is a trap, so I shall invoke the 5th because I feel like every answer will be the wrong answer
no
ok hec u
Then it's a yes
why are u here if ur watching a show
poggies! goodnight
Cuz its minimized on the corner of my phone
Amazon prime so I can't ss
Solid 6
Lmao, didnt look at it like that but I'm still going with 6
every community is r-worded
Some are special with a capital R
True shit
Hard R
im still traveling 
met my cousin after like 5 yrs
and somehow i still code 6hr a day 
hi
lucky
you realize that now?
they're either biggest troll on the internet or just real stupid
Less goooo!
Good stuff dude! How did it go?
def feeling a 2
bery fun
first time visiting jakarta
found out that its actually not that crowded
Need a hug buddy?
Oh nice!
i’m okay, just slept very little lmao
ye honestly it was completely my fault, was out late for a movie with friends and had work early in the morning
simply an L bit of planning on my part
PETA are just real stupid
What did they do this time?
Nah just a general comment re: pic from before in this channel
Had fun tho, right? That's what matters!
Since you mentioned a pic
But really, things are just going normally
These two images goes go so incredibly hard
So "freed" animals dying in their shelters, domesticated animals released into the wild, that sort of stuff
Not just dying, they are putting them down
For an animal rights organisation they sure like killing them
Shrug
Fr Fr
I mean, isn't that somewhat typical among "helping", "moral" and whatnot organisations?
I think Peta representatives should also be put down personally
One third of ideological blindness, one third of intentional corruption, one third of having to reduce operating costs somehow
I think a lot of people should be put down, but I shall not get that based on main
Well tbh
Brother contain yourself
Many people can still put in some useful work y'know
Maybe they just need a leading hand out of the ideological ditch
No, that's boring
Hey, any day is as good as any to talk shit about peta
Mighty succ?
Nah it's an airbender
Not a vacuumbender
Eh, personal preference to Battlestar Galactica
Let's talk about trains and showers
rock and stone
hmm?
well he'll be able to tell me when he wakes up then 

You'd think
sleep dumbass
A Stalker video
also watch emesis blue
What stalker video?
consume
Make a duty to find some bitches or something like that
Someone was looking for the video
I already know who was looking for it
I was not looking for that video
The credit card information is just for fun, she wants to send you a gift
where did you went
(I had my work email address on the clipboard and it copy pasted)
I'm at, uh, a new place of work
bros taking this seriously
fuckin FBI agent
-FBI agent
-literally almost doxxed himself
Checks out
i mean, haven't you seen the recent news lol
they gotta add this
What’s up brain fart
Eating
Epic
meh
Can someone remove my retard role yet
Nuh uh
What did you do?
I asked what you did, not the others 
He posted one
The one to end them all
Posted one what
Ah just replied skom with a reply meme
It’s good
Do you think there is a channel I could sneak an n word and mods wouldn’t notice
That would be goofy

You can't in any case
Falco help me here
!1984
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I want to talk in sane channels
Let’s drive him mental
Do you have the meme answer you gave to Skom?
I'm curious now
maybe he does belong here

@quasi wagon you're free to go
bryh
you just said that he belong shere
Alex said that
lies
Idk why he got so mad others were posting even darker shit
truly you never changed
you are still the same manipulative rat like you were before
Weak mod
weak ahh patronizer
Bro I swear I still don't understand or know what the fuck you're talking about
And I really don't understand if it's a meme or for real
just more manipulations i see, playing the victim huh?
hasnt even watched emesis blue
Falco always plays the victim bro
Oh come on don't give me this now
You literally said I make people leave servers which clearly isn't true
i love cold water
Mf change the argument because he know he doesn't have the answer to my question
I really think it's this, at this point, gaslighting
@grizzled meadow Falco you love cold water
Absolutely
cold water is amazing
It's not like you stopped 
it makes my insides go wobbly when i'm hungry
its not like you will watch it anyway, so it will be eternal
on your deathbed you will see me
I will you bastard, I gave my word
i will get a special place for you and falco in hell so you can keep doing it
i will pull out my phone and make you watch it
I just have to find 2 hours where I can sit down and watch the thing
i know people
You already did get me when you left the other server and blocked me...
that arc is over now stupid
This song is sponsored by
its the emesis blue arc now
The Shadow Government
get with the program
Yes okay the arc is over but I still don't understand if you were for real or just doing a skit back then, you know I take this shit seriously
If it was just a joke it's okay, at least I know you're not mad at me for real, I never wrote you in private out of fear of doing something wrong
I'll watch Emesis Blue, I already told you I will (eventually), for now you can keep bugging me about it until I'll watch it
Shit, i still have emesis blue on "watch later" playlist
it was real for like a week then it was just a skit
thats your answer
In that case I apologise for that week and thank you for the answer
a new target
i will now ping both of you and bother you until you watch it
I only have After effects tutorials in there from like 7-10 years ago
i have watched emesis blue and it has affected my sillines
Spoilers
@grizzled meadow Movie night on friday?

Through discord using the watch together activity
damn falco is so nice
i hid it under the spoiler thing what do you want from me
I want you to
Hi kirbo
Hi Chimp
why cant is ee anybody
majority of server got banned
❤️
@fading shuttle I watched like 25 minutes, I don't know if I'll continue for now, for now I think ||the Medic who did something to Scout is probably the red Spy||
Do you remember the reason?
p!infractions @wary flume
Total infractions: 5
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/14/2022 12:59pm UTC
Reason: too political, read #📄rules
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/19/2022 11:32pm UTC
Reason: I'll warn you for now
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/20/2022 12:40am UTC
Reason: you fucked around and found out, and since you asked, we don't really have a "limit", sometime it's about the severity of the thing you posted, and since you posted the same poor dude who Kurt Cobain'd himself like twice, it's more than enough to mute you, also because you're not really bringing anything worth to the table in my realm called brainfart, so yeah
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 12/24/2022 12:17pm UTC
Reason: Happy holidays, you hateful bastard.
Moderator: Skom#8139
Time: 01/19/2023 12:08pm UTC
Reason: still hasn't learned the rules and continues to fuck around
👀
hiiii!!!!!! i love u
Long time no see
Wholesome maja moment
can isend a furry gif but differnet
Fine I'll allow it, just this once
Not wholesome maja moment
thankssssss
How many until I get banned
I already answered
Once in the infraction and now with 👀
Oh
Wait
So aslong as I don’t do anything to bad it’ll just be mutes and warns
I’m about to set a new record
The infractions are a thing for us to remember what happened
Then it's also a thing about the user per se and the severity of what the user does
Please tell me my infractions/todo list has the word Fisto in it
Truck shaker
I’ve been sat here trying my best to not post anything over the top
I thought I was gonna get banned if I fucked up one more time
Cat shaker 2
Do you guys love polish weapons
The polish are goofy
Well it’s a Russian weapon but like
That’s probably bannable now that I think about it
i dont live polish wepaons
What are you in for?
Pretty decent, I posted a shit ton of memes in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat because I was bored
Mostly Fisto Posting
Nah, I did overstep
Valid
Ok what next?
Exile moment
Idk why But it seems like there’s a lot more exiles than usual
1984
The mods are censoring anything they don’t like
It’s 1984
That’s fine I basically don’t leave Brainfart
Sane lol
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brainfart is gonna be nothing but exiles soon
can't wait
i literally asked to be exiled and they kinda just said "ok"
and I'm prefectly fine with that
guess it depends on what you did
once the mods calm down I assume a lot of people are gonna get un exiled
My ancestors smile upon me Imperial
The power and glory got to my head
one possum once said ,, the difference between me and a clown, is a clown is atleast getting paid '' :feelsstrongman:
wisdom
Exiles are like the renegades of this chat. You don’t see them in groups often, they are a little weird in the head, but they are like good crack head friends
ok collaborator.
Anyone know what this song is called? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390584694564978688/1100918581857894400/trim.AE02AEE9-E648-4760-B864-201BB0BFCBCC.mp4
Damm aight thx lol
Wow I see how it is
I got played
No I am just terrible with names
hey guys should i get kfc or hungry jacks for dinner tonight
Keygen church tenebre rosse sangue
monstergirl mcdonalds
I must divise a new plan to reach Moscow
transgender wendys
gm chat
Yeah lad that doesn't work 
Need an actual strategy not just "Haha heavy tank go brrrt"
gm
late game like 1945 yea sorta
Yes
early game just spam cavalry

yep
ledy's lost
he's playing tarkov
he's never gonna stop now
who's ledy?
yeah
you mean Iedy?
frog
Ledynuts in your mouth
(edited)
Punished Metro NXP#3954 has no warnings..
dafeq is goin on
I'm back from the time out corner
you asked Xela
well there's more brainfarts
Hi Metro Hi Taa’l Raziid da Dog eater Hi bery Hi Skom
xela doesnt have infractions
sir this is the memes channel
I was muted via xela
hello cat man
📂 Skom Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 2 entrie(s)```fix
Action: UNMUTE
User: 389878059773460510
Responsible: 267941509272174592
Reason: [ Auto unmute ] Mute has expired
Timestamp: 27 April 2023, 07:18 (UTC)
Action: MUTE
User: 389878059773460510
Responsible: 146741297875517440
Reason: Whole movie gif + other sheningans , enough for now
Timestamp: 26 April 2023, 19:18 (UTC)

could u send me a dog pic
also learn the difference between a fucking ban and a role
im kinda bit famished right now since u showed alot of cat pics
I made a funny edit while timed out
catboy doesn't have dog pics
his entire phone is just cats
and I don't even think I'm joking
i can show you a ban
!pdog
p!dog
u fuck
there
that means you belong here
YES
Zamn
🍽️
He did the consent thing 😄
I can show you my dick bitch
Teehee
Oh shit
Bro

oh its in a chanel now
being a degenerate
which one, there's more than one
wah?
cum
I meant which madi

the only fucking madi that people think of
what's their pfp?
i mean, we're talking about templeOS
yea








