#🎪bruh-fart
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Do lecture stuff at night
sleep during lecture
I feel like theres a way to fix this
but I cant figure it out
maximum efficiency
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHhcuiLEk-g @digital quartz watch from like 7:50 onwards
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for a bit
twink death is when they start estrogen
i will never suffer a twink death
twink transcendency
somebody come on vrchat and dance with me
I need some movement
and i dont wanna go outside
hey guys did anyone else completely forget the queen died
xd 30c++ 80% humidity every day here
i just remembered shes dead
oh right yea
bozo btfod
I recently saw a video of Prince Phillip speaking fluent german
and that reminded me
someone pls end my suffering
have some hotdogs
i had some and felt great
i have some hotdogs and i confirm i feel great
@digital quartz
Prince Philip speaks fluently german / Prinz Philip spricht fließend deutsch (1985 Senegal)
ever seen this
its a bit spotty but you can tell this man was brought up speaking german a bit

I mean his grammar is wrong but he has almost no accent
he sounds like a dutch person with a small accent
prince phillip is Jerman? i didn't know the british royalty watched jerma985
Ye struggles with the wording
so epic
but his accent is interesting
well he gets the point across 
prince jerma of prussia
he's literally you fr
north germans 
id let him do anything to me
stand and sit down
4 cops trying to give orders you can easily follow
nech wahr
me when i realize jerma985 its called jerma985 beacuse he actually born in 1985: 
Jerma is a 37 year old man
youll never guess his real name then
excuse me what
Jerma is ancient
yeah crazy
heres my room layout btw it has so much space for activities
crazy thing do the mother cell jerma baths
hold up, is Jockel as an insult also known around where you grew up?
whar movies this form
Maybe in the 60s
when you grew up

the garden spring?
wait do you guys say keck too?
hey if someone like jerma doesnt have a girl at 37, at least that means i got no chance
i type out hehehehe heeheeheee hohohoohoohoo
so i shouldnt try
so people can get it
damn I always though that was more of a NRW thing
just like me
just gotta stay awake 30 more minutes
my grandma always said im a döspaddel
tomorrow self care day
then i can become one with the soil
good to know kecko
get well soon
real
i just got the cbt upgrade in mass effect 2
@grizzled meadow
what
WAS?
im skyler white, yo
my husband is walter white, yo
i just realize if jerma born one year earlier he will be jerma984 
the power of
ONE PUUUUUUUNCCHHH
It kinda just means, "Whatever has to happen, has to happen"
It is what it is
it be like that
"jaja" is basically the norwegian version of "it is what it is"
jaja = haha in spanish

Tja
say it
does anyone want to hear about the cbt upgrade i just got in mass effect 2
i need someone to slam 3 weighted blankets on me until i never see the light of day again
please
how is it different than a normal ja
Tja is applicable if you just dropped your wallet, your phone, or your grandpa just died
you hit em with the
"Tja"

did you hit the tja?
noo I meant the proverb that explains what jaja means 
my granpa just died
tja
no thats everywhere
because of Werner
what is tja?
I think
whenever i drop my keys or something like that i go "om jeg hadde en hagle ville jeg malt taket rødt"
i feel that
i was gonna say smth
wow casting a finding spell is pretty smart in that situation
but then i forgor
i love mustard so much i'm gonnacry
real
the ß is such a flex
but do you have åååååå
its so hard of a flex that alot of our own people dont know when to use it
the B
I only have the ñ 
ььььььььььььььььььььь
esoteric knowledge
skyler was simply a gaslight gatekeep girlboss we were all too blind to see it
what song is this btw i hear it a bunch but i've never found the full version
that might be just wishful thinking 
bruh yall letters are boring
Æ is cool as hell, looks like a logo
Æsthetic
x
isnt Æ the elon musk son?
яюъьцф
RiObbyø
no thats X AE A-XII
i've entered the point of sleep deprivations where i can no longer read or keepy my eyes open
i am writing this all blind
I dont think it uses the symbol
Dunno. Every DC super hero movie is shit, so I don't bother watching them
body is actively shutting down as we speak
oh no it would be such a shame if you fell right into my bed and we cuddled
haha jk jk
unless.....?
😳
comfy bed
2 years ago i hit my head really hard on concrete
I dont think ive been the same ever since
everything changed back then
damn you beat me to it
2 years ago concrete got hit really hard by my head. its never been the same
Yee i slid off my board in the half pipe
based
ate a stink bug once
with the back of my head
was not good
I walked it off tho
I remember falling on my back in a half pipe and being unable to breath for a few minutes
knocked the wind out of me
such things happen
I bought a helmet the very next day
i got suspened by my neck in a bed frame on a bunk bed and i passed out and slid through, slamming into the wall and hitting the floor
that was funny
i was a little trouble maker
but for like myself only
I had a bunk bed out of necessity but I had bottom bunk 
i wasn't even asleep i was just repeatedly slipping through over n over cause it was fun
once i got a screw jammed into my temple because some retard had used a way too long screw for some roof thingy
hey I was younger and smaller
and i swear my eyesight got better after knocking my head into a plank once
plankpilled
yes
okay last meme before i turn into moss
Im starting to see a pattern emerging in this chat
falling asleep to the sound of my brother playing starcraft 
everone has suffered head trauma
me too
who hasn't
we're all cuties duh
twice
i don't need to be smart if i'm this hot and sexy tbh
Thats why you landed the government job
once when i was like 5 yo and the last one in halloween last year
and I am sstill studying at 24
i hope its femboys
alternative smarts
i honestly miss seeing aldo lay down the law on edgelords here
I know
isnt that pretty normal?
yeah because you're gey
studying is normal at all ages
Well i started like 2 years ago
knowledge is cool actually
Join the Army, make something out of yourself
i started college then dropped out
Like you?
No thanks
i spin when people talk to me too
the faster i spin the more invested in the conversation i am
took me 8 for my bachelors
so dont worry
WHAT
whack
semesters
oh
not years 
Yea same probably tho
well, there are professions in which you never stop studying
the fuck is a semester
yes
i still dont understand uni lingo
I had my masters at 26 but only because I had one year less of school
c'mon cori you can do it
its mostly just math
found the song
😭
get fucked
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I hate math so much
Ehrenrunde 
I dont think you can do this kind of math
i probably can
i went to school for 10 years, if you count trades school its 13 years
thats all i need to know
cause i can know cool rock facts
as long as it's for retards
ough i am hungry and full of rocks
math is a stupid subject
i will love thinkin about cool things
I think semester just means a time period of 6 months
logic must replace it
so how come my lectures this summer semester only go from april to the end of july
checkmate atheist
i wish i was an athiest
Vorlesungsfreie Zeit gehört zum Semester
also mirror selfie
literlaly me
Maybe they should use that time
I never set foot in a church in my life, i only know what they look like from the inside from pictures i saw online
if that guy had shockwaves to finish the job when he railed me from behind
my sister bought me a shirt with the "lol" rageface but with "trollface" written under it
i got trolled tbh
its usually when exams and deadlines for papers happen, at least it was like that for me
dam nnice
Only acceptable fashion style is Pepe Style
my brother did something similar
he beat me a lot
classic trolling
he's literally me fr
real
my exams are usually at the very tail end of it
And usually no projects or papers in between
yoo what movie is this from
hbo rome
you guys have to write papers too?
small(immense)
pog
In very rare circumstances
Like the Ethics class
we still need to finish watching at some point 😭
more like rare circumcisions
this could have really easily been a still image... especially since there's no story to the animation. but i think i like how it ended up anyway. so why not post it
oh makes sense
are they putting you guys through the full experience? 15 pages?
why did it cut off before she slammed her into a table
cringe
my first animated kiss scene ever!!! and it sucks!!! I saw this scene from The Sky Crawlers and thought it'd fit with Elster and Ariane... very many thanks to @Liz_Caingcoy for letting me use her iteration of them :)
I dunno, i never actually did the paper
Because i had too much to do with other classes

Its only a 2 ECTS course
and I can take it any semester again
then its probably an essay
"my first animated kiss scene ever!!! and it sucks!!!" yeah of course it did, where are the monster trucks and dinosaurs
I dunno Comp Sci ECTS are built different
i'm leaving n never coming back and crying bye
aw hell no
I had a friend who did Bioengineering
"Just write a small experience report for the programming project you did over the last 3 weeks"
10 pages

Nope, no images, or code snippets allowed
what if you had to write a small experience report for sex ed?
It was mostly to address problem solving roadblocks and general concepts
😳
Hate it
0/10
Wouldnt sex again
github
stack overflow is rather not helpful
when you build an interpreter for a niche language
in another niche language
So instead i had to read the fucking theory math behind one of the programming languages
and translate that into code as best as i could
Cori studying the programming equivalent of ancient greek
🤢
REAL
you mean it's gey?
that was a personal project or for a subject? im just curious why would you do that
then it just sucks lol
Fucking AI language from the 70s
creating Skynet
creating wifu 2.4
it could go both ways honestly
you should code yandere simulator
thats university stupid as it is
or rather try to fix yanderedev's code
I could do it better than yandev
on a coding level
but Do i have the time to put into it?
Nah
i don't doubt it but i want to see it happen
respect yandev 😳
also did you bugfix that discord plug plugin
the plug plugin
Manually fixing up the physics of my Vtube avatar
in unity
for all its million hair bones
you are a vtuber?
yes a whomps streamer
yeah i am
😳
This continues until like Hair 63
hair bones

hehe
so i just did the longest strands of hair
the catears
and boobs
and called it a day
nice
But now i gotta fix my laziness
but you stream or its just 4fun?
trueeee hit that go live button
I stream
Sometimes
rarely
Mostly it was just for fun
political streamer
wait are you like hasan but vtuber?
Im not like Hasan

its deep Cori lore
I just found the vtuber thing so interesting its like see throug the black mirror
I just play mario
W Whomps
speedrunner pog
get bruno in there too
Well brüno doesnt have full body tracking
oh right
so it looks silly
get a new strap? 
its wild out there
did you lose weight?
It was always loose
but if you dont do extreme movements its fine
but if you do, it goes a little funky
like dancing?
I mean you are already at a networth of a bout a small car
😭
why not keep going 
My VR setup cost more than my last car
real
thats a piñata lol

same colour and model tho
you need the tree
well maybe the person i sold it too parked it there

Thats still with the old setup too
where i was legit just sitting in VRchat
with my full body setup
this volkswagen is ripe. let the harvesting begin
clip the one when Cori said they would eat Marios ass
THATS NOT WHAT I SAID IN THAT CLIP
Noo

oh so Mario was eating your ass?
yea
I mean I dont fault you
you spent all that time alone with Mario
running the same route over and over

idk i can move my arms i guess
do the ymca dance
Do it brüno
I can join on desktop and shuffle around
come dance with me
i would if it was an empty house and i had a bit of alcohol
and rn still hungover on the dl
I bet you paid a fortune yesterday
its 7euros for a tap beer

add in a couple of shots and mixed drinks and yeah
i cant afford to be an alcoholic dawg
but that just means ill be like a king in germany
a drunk king
what's with the Mii artstyle
oh so youve already seen the shimazaki fight?
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I don't have relationship but I have all signs
interesting...
who watches this
people who need to cope
why wouldn't you have sex with your gf
so i can fuck her?
coompilled
thats true
people who obviously aren't in relationships
like me
still single and a year passed. All I got is new mental issues and taking 7 pills a day for this
which year passed
from 2022 april start
had rizz then lost it
understandable
and waiting for new rizz to born in me
i've always had the rizz within me
but opening up is scary
so i won't be doing that anytime soon
based Carmack
When rizz comes back to me I will be a rizzmaster again
im so confuse right now

Sex is overrated anyway
shur up man
no
Sex is cringe,
The perfect relationship is a best friend who lives with you
in a seperate room
that you can occasionally cuddle
thats why you look for a girl that swallows
Crusader kings so real
stellaris should be racism not genocide
dude axed a door to death to save his coworker
now listening rage your dream then going to sleep for better days
tbh if you're not racist then you're gonna commit genocide 
RAGE YOUR DREAM 
so based

one receipt more for the next time you deny it
IM PLAYING INTO THE JOKE
making sure your empire has one single species and ideology is much more convenient than trying to be 'liberal' and constantly killing opposing ideologies
was cori the one that wanted to fuck their dad?
what the fuck cori
😭
getting awfully defensive
I never said that

wasnt that maja aswell?
hot dad
code talk for you want to jump his bones
no Cori jumps through mental hoops to justify incest as morally sound

youre twisting my words
thats what I do for a living
You know I meet with initial D when I was getting ready for university exam and now I'm still alive got accepted by the university I wanted with the major that I wanted to study. Had a girlfriend for first time after meeting with initial d and also I've learned how to be friendly with myself and understand my movements maybe I can call initial D a life changing experience for myself
also you are twisting them yourself 
Cori: "i dont want to fuck my dad"
dont say it
also cori: "Incest under some conditions is morally neutral, also my dad is hot af
"
See with a parental figure theres an imbalance in power
so thats already not morally neutral
completely coincidental
ahuh
😭
if you dug any deeper you would reach china
bing chillin

I do I just like to see you squirm 
yeah course we dont, you want your dad to get you
yeah, sure
reverse psychology
schrodingers incest right here
if they dont agree its a joke
if they agree its fact
look at him go
not mentally equipped enough getting outpaced
checkmate incest denier
Wait till i bring up objective attractiveness of dogs
Ayo

oh hell no
I was fishing for a reaction with that one
so we arent as well versed as you into the morality of incest? why would you be so knowledgeable about it cori
just a hobby
im an empath
you know you are an empath when
feel "it" huh

this is me
whats the point of being an empath when you cant cast spells?
i can cast spells
the dark side of being an empath is a pathway to many abilities
some considered to be.... unnatural
nice, mine is contorting my face until it bleeds
cast that spell on me pls
God, you sound like my used to be friend that i've buried
personally
Gee CJ you skinny, got get something to eat
Cori doing Ramadan rn
Sandwiches are always an option
im out of bread
sandwich without the sand
no its not
its only one day
no wonder you get constant brain fog
eat mfer 
Eh that was always the case
There is another way to get calories
yeah we're not ready to lose all our braincells yet
just inhale them like Kirby

Oh, good. I needed something to wash down this stalker.
Tomorrow be like
monkey business
Just create a timeloop. Easy.
damn spain
swedes are objectively inferior to norwegians
bulgaria peaceful, the west? decadent, ridden with crime
real
its just part of wealth distribution in Bulgaria
real
Thats because bulgarians come to us
to steal
its system integral
lowest is albania... because albanians have nothing worth stealing? 
also holy shit everyone I know says portugal is a great place to live... doesn't look like it lul
Someone add this to p!kiss
it's not robbery if the person you steal from is dead because you stabbed them to death
noobs
new fornite weapon?
minecraft
just play with yourself
Schrodinger's post.
everytime i come to this chat it dissapoints me
is that a fucking mro
on the ar
i can't fckn tell on my phone but im paranoid


cause all romanians are in belgium rn

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG ☢️☢️☢️☢️💵💵💰
LEDY WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
THATS THE WORST POLITICAL TAKE IVE EVER HEARD
Banned
@eager igloo i found the perfect illustration of poland
NUCLEAR BOMBS = NO MORE POLITICS, LEDY
is that poland?
oh, so maja lives in the western region. getting closer to doxxing
WARNING, NUKING IS NOW LEGAL:
WORLDWIDE

Also im pretty certain that symbol in the eastern side is used by polish neonazis
dumbass, why did u tell
is someone gonna get got

me when i FUCKING GET YOU
Yeah, it literally says “nationally radical camp”
@trim pilot well ....you had a good run
p!prime
thats a slow ass second
the rapture is coming
0.07
whatd i do now
Gonna do it
Do it
dutyer is gonna spoil something
⛏️
have i been a victim of tomfool.ery
My favourite website
!1984
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Absolutely beautifully made by @thesyntheticsoundsmith
I only put in Never forget - HALO 3 OST and Noise Reduction effect on audio
Ty chief, I needed that
@heavy peak when is this gonna be us
no i didnt, its a picture that i found u fucking dummy
He has a right to worry. I half expected you to say yes.
p!mute @pastel quartz 365d
My yt algorithm knows what I like
@pastel quartz has been muted for 1 year.
Obscure minecraft parodies of my silly little 100 gecs niche hyperpop music
with 800 views


nothing to do
get ze game
we need more people for a horizon GP
i dont have money, i dont buy games
get a job, bozo
then 🏴☠️ stuff
sure, theyre talking about multiplayer
note i do not encourage piracy
i merely spread bad opinions that will get people jailed
piracy is based
man, you'll be jailed
hello, im Delight Goodman, what my client was trying to say was, acquire the game with a 100% discounted price 🤝
not brainfart exiled jailed
so cool
newcomer exiled jail 
still
we have a great racetrack ready with 15 laps
and using this car as our mini F1 car 
He's making out with the fan
What is a calico?
the orange/black/white pattern
Wait, did they get muted for a year for insulting a moderator?
huh
they literally typed after the mute you blind man
interesting
I just got done doing some arma vietnam beta test stuff too

your AC 130 from Wish.com has arrived
A weapon to surpass metal gear
Whar is going on
just as the founding fathers intended
how very arma
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tldw: x chromosomes often determine skin tone and hair colors, and your mom and dad's x chromosomes have a fight for territory
calico cats have black fur and orange fur fighting it out
What kind of schizo shit did I just read.
Death battle
Now question
that's just science if you want schizo go here
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What chromosome makes the baby look nothing like its father
Youre adopted harry
They showed up drunk thats why
here's a question for you mind readers:
what the fuck is wrong with you
Yes.
shes perfect
🤝
I have no idea how could a human think something this gross tbh
anomaly enjoyer
Anomaly players 
he doesn't know any better
has anybody seen john wick 4




