#πͺbruh-fart
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hes not even overweight
even if he doesent have alot of muscle mass hed be only a bit chubby
average weight for 6'8 male is about 98 kg
10kg more
ayy theres the big man
wait can we post selfies again
Yea
mine got removed last time
Why
ok heres me from 2019
Disregard server rules
yey
Post more recent pics
so you needed a haircut 4 years ago ?
no i need one now
No need for haircut for this picture
also its the only good selfie i've ever taken
every time i've tried to re-capture the lightning in the bottle i've failed
also hes pretty jacked nowadays
Who?
charlie
Really?
heres a more recent pick of me
Real
Damn
He look good
a fine boi
Irrelevant but how tall was he again
oh yeah those shoulder striations
1.67
its insane how slim his legs are and looks in general
but the guy actually has muscle
Yo he's close to my height
he is also tall
1.67 is not that much
there is no way he is 1.67
It's not even average
but he is
Charlie is small
charlie is small
rly? damn im 1.75 lol
get a pixie
easier to look muscular that way
im 184
perspective mate
lil baby ledy
Agreed, I got my muscles in 3-5 business days
If he took a foto with me he will look like a midget
rea ltho
i'm about 180cm
as long as you got a veiny cock, you are welcome here
itd be a pain to be taller than i am rn
aw man
π€
Yo where can I submit mine?
Thats preety good
my dms
sometimes I wish I was 1.85 again
Bet
ill forward it to the mods

Bro I'll take whatever height you don't want and add it to myself
this means you are receiving 15 cm
Finally I be normal
π€
Being tall is good at weight

very dwarf pilled
femlet
Prove it
when I took 5 kilos it didn't even creates a difference in my look
Hey

I'll have you know my mom is actually a very sweet woman
I accept your apology
Cook with her then you can cook good meals when you mom is away for a vacation
Yes I perform mitosis
Goes hard
cook her too
sadly
cook her too
let her cook
ngl gaslighting myself into liking bladee was a good decision
cutie

Well heres the thing
With arrows theres a lot of variables
The strength of the bow is one, how well the draw was made and if the archer released properly
Yes
Then theres also the material the arrow is made from and whether it could transfer the kinetic energy well enough or just break
Like for example
A 10kg bow with wooden arrows wouldnt do jack shit
Now a 20kg bow with carbon fiber arrows would probably manage to penetrate that
With steel arrows its guaranteed to penetrate
simply use a sling and throw rocks
thunk
BONQ
instant death
the flail and sling are truly beautiful weapons
spin = kill your enemies
But again with the .22lr caliber there are no such variables
Satanist meal
and the meteor hammer is also a good spinner
Hail Satan!
Not to mention how bullets generally tend to perform better than arrows
And with all the kinetic energy packed into that tiny round something tells me it would penetrate that armor
Idk if it would do enough damage but im fairly certain it would manage to at least hit flesh
All my homies worship Satan.
Have you not seen the Roman Shitposting Wall?
OFC ITS IN A BRITISH MUSEUM
the british be like
"yoink"
slings are great
imagine getting hit by a rock going 160 kph
With the current server wipe going on in a certain part of a certain continent, you might get wiped out by an artillery shell that says βdeez nutsβ
Longbow chads where y'all at?
Crossbows are more effective for quick mobilization and require less training so they eventually replaced archers
so true bestie
sneezing on my sling rock so it deals poison dmg
I fart on my ammo to poison my enemies.
omg you reminded me of dart guns
The british would keep their ammunition in the corpses of fallen soldiers so the rounds would lethally infect/poison anyone who got hit by them
Throwing demon cores via sling
wait no
throwing a small bundle of spiders
there we go
That would require for the demon core to be covered alreadyβ¦β¦which would kill you and a lot of other people
Yeah but it'd be funny
run through a battlefield carrying like 6 strapped to me
just run into them
laughing
"TAG YOUR'E IT"
geigar counter going fucking nutty
As if your organs would still be intact enough for you to run
real
turn into soup halfway through combat
Tf is that
"Oh no Consul White, the Parthians found us!"
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real goals is having a frogmouth helmet
I think the file is corrupted
THUNDER
if they leak the gc im going to jail
It's so over
Thank god im not in such gcβs
mom discovered the nsbm merch collection π
I communicate with them via pigeons
MOM IT'S JUST THE BAND LOGO!
I'm not a yahtzee
How do you keep finding gifs that perfectly express you
dont care it looks cool 
Like legit i can see you doing that exact hand movement
discord added its own themes
seggs?
starcats server
Almost as if its an unstable and highly unreliable market
Id invest into stock before i ever touched crypto
i don't do crypto, i do claw machines
thats where the real value is at
Question, how much did you win AND lose to make that 6k profit?
why would i invest in pissfartcoin when instead i could win a cool plush and hug it in my bed at night
you gotta have nitro
I have vut doesnt let me use
mines cooler srry
!1984
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that are not nitro
cuute
hey amoled is baller as fuck
Okay then, next question. How much is 50k worth in terms of weed
nooo the SS in their name means Space Ship. Why is it modeled after lighting symbols? I dont fucking know
Yey I have a new pair of shoes
Okay then, how many drug possesion bailouts is 50k worth
I remember my brother invested stocks in GoPros a while ago, I wonder how that went
Texas has a lot of oil fields, good opportunities for investment
Dang
the goal is to be a multimillionare while not looking like one or to drink the limited edition mtn dew?
highly depends on where you are
the coveted limited edition halo mtn dew
i found some half liter mad croc juiced cans today
grail fr
was mid asf tho
cya ted, was fun talking
ill go to the sauna then
hahaha please build the pipebomb youre so cute haha
Cori BND spy confirmed
why
Cori works there
With my class
The guy giving us a bit of a tour and a bit of a presentation, was a pretty high ranking guy apparently

I got the guy to admit infront of a class of 18 year olds that the BND does not shy away from using torture coerced confessions
average german name
based
better get used to them for when you move there
"wtf is this name" he says as it is followed by whatever finnish word that is in blue 
yeah
its just a combination of 4 different words
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stalker if it was a good game
well sometimes you just need SOMETHING duh
@digital quartz This was also during the PRISM time
While they were still denying it
so i asked about that too

goes hard
annoy the feds
get put on their enemy list
the exact type of story a spy would come up with 
i know for a fact i'm on a list in the norwegian police registry
ye im also a known to the police
because of my extreme bursts of autism
I dont think i am able to work for the government
i probably am
keeping family traditions is important
i've been offered a few positions that the government had outsourced to private security
like facility security jobs?
Steal the norwegian Declaration of Independence
goes very hard
I want independence from my frontal cortex.
use gun
lobotomy
use 2 gun
Do people offer you this because you're a big guy?
Captain Norway 
would love to visit snoozetown.
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o no 

can anyone explain that to me
bro had the stendo
can't wait for brandon to make a vid about that
Real
for you
Ski's a size queen.
okay but add yiff mod to make it perfect
100kg, 5 feet 9 inches
37 inch waist
F.U.R.R.Y. Shadow of Knot
is that your size?
yeah
So, are you a big guy for me
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giants in the chat
around 90kg, 5'10 and i have no idea about my waist size because i'm not fat enough to worry about that sort of thing
it should be noted i have the gift of tard strength
Same
One day, during morning Physical Training in the Army, we were doing log carries
Two soldiers pick up a log and walk around some shack
I was complaining that I wasn't getting anything out of the training
To prove this to my Sergeant, I picked up the log by myself and walked around the shack twice
I can pick up heavy things, but my fitness sucks for everything else
logs usually aren't that bad to carry
i prefer having two so my back doesn't get all wonky
idk depends on when they were cut
sounds like you need cardio
its a pain in the ass to move freshly cut logs esp if you cant get a hold of them with log scissors
wait isnt lifting part of fitness?
At my peak, I was doing 10 5-mile runs every week
I was at about 37 minutes for 5 miles
dayum
american miles i presume?
Romania was my favorite deployment
Wake up a 0600
Done with work by 1700
Nothing to do for the rest of the day but gym and hang out at the barracks
love this vid, I wish I could be a freedom furry
get deployed in romania
wake up at 0600
my bed was stolen in my sleep
done with work by 1700
there was no work to be done because the workplace had been stolen
nothing to do for the rest of the day but look at the spot where the gym and barracks used to be because they were stolen
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Purple wish granter does a little trolling
if people wanted me to cheer for the republic in star wars they shouldn't have made the separatists so fucking cool
the only cool part about the republic is the cool ass clone armor
those heavy battle droids tho

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right??
big hulking fucking robot that still just gets downed in a single shot anyway
what the fuck does a blaster shot do anyway
Yes.
That's what plot armor does.
She replaces his right hand at some point soooo I'd be scared too xD
what?
That is a FUCKING lie. As someone who now suffers from Republic commando PTSD, the bulky battle droids are terrifying.
cope and seethe about it
just aim better
is that red dot thingy on their chest their eye?
i have no idea
just aim for the red thing
luv me battlefront
simple as
i bet his booty sags like hell
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star wars really rocks
It really does
@grizzled meadow WAKE UUUUP
I just last night watched the most recent mando episode
EP3?
yuh
yeah that was a weird one
I like it
@stone blade
are you keeping up with the Bad Batch series?
Im not up to date but im catching up
how far have you gotten?
i dont think the dog is going wee woo
Yes, it was a nice episode , the Crosshair ones too
some of them were a bit sleepy
I believe episode 7-8?
I've never seen that
nice
The one with the blue senator girl
Cmon Ivan, it's tradition
π
We could game some tomorrow evening
yeah i'd be down
Hunt ? or what
we can figure it out tomorrow
aight aight cool
is the hunt good? 
@merry marlin
lol I dont really get it
NEW VIDEO?
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i should play remnant from the ashes again
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i put salt on the wounds cuz of the cringe u said β€οΈ
ive been going through a 3kliksphilip binge the past few weeks
its time to binge through jakeys vids
incomprehensible
cringe squared
what is there to get? The world is beautiful and so are you and everyone else on this earth in their own way
i love hopeposting
Id smoke other substances but I'm too poor for them
smoke tea leaves
That sounds like it would quite literally burn my throat out
As well as the smell of smoke in your clothes the day after
fr fr
GokΓΊ cogollo
i lose where? i lose where?
Γ₯ssen gΓ₯r det
hode pine i de sister 2-3 dagene
ikke no godt
ser pΓ₯ nerde greier med noen venner akkurat nΓ₯
vi har ikke hatt svett homse sex pΓ₯ flere uker, bror
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@stone blade
REALLL
Id also like to know
ditto
Verboten
normalize feminine men
don't normalize me being feminine tho
i gotta stay big and strong
To carry your feminine man
of course
good argument
You just want to bag astolfo
who doesnt
probably 2 if they weigh as much as me
how much do you weight again?
If they sexualise women they better sexualise the men too damnit
i want to be objectified more tbh
why can't people just think of me as less of a person and more of an object instead
Sounds like bottom talk
Damnit I lost
i just want to feel desirable
Honestly yeah
i'm too intimidating for bottoms to approach
What about power bottoms?
not powerful enough
Then approach them
no
i am determined to loathe myself
If you dont love yourself how do you expect for someone to love you
magic
Cope
seethe about my coping, seethehead
Im just not gonna think about it
dam
why didn't i think of that
okay i'm going to bed it s 7 am gn gamers and girlies
ah, yes, the two genders
female and gamer
I feel that
oh no its the jeff
took a nice 12 hour nap
based
so uh, you wanna play division 2
sure
Congrats... Now you gotta suck his dick
shit
i'm gonna slab your ass
Inspiring progress being made by aspiring aviation engineers in Africa :)
absolute lads, these fellas
Gm brainfart
real
I was literally thinking about this and I wanted to ping you just to post it
@StarGazaART I couldn't breathe for like 5 minutes after i saw this
brothers. i am in a deperate need to help me look for a meme i saw. the title is something like "When people accuse you of being misogynist, so u pack your things and leave" and its an anime photo of a guy carrying a naked girl in bondage fetish style (no nsfw stuff is shown) like an office luggage-bag(?) https://3.imimg.com/data3/WW/KY/MY-3839487/office-bag-500x500.jpg
pm me so mods dont get horny and start punishing
also
@weary kindle i forgor if its a repost but here
Dear God...
there's more..
No...
#πrules states that bad puns are prohibited
Bottom Garfield
@heady crow I swear Jakey could take 10 years to make one single video and I wouldn't mind, anything he does is pure gold
so youre telling me bisexuals can only have sex twice??
Sounds like a bad deal
part of the work force
Slim stalker )
When I enter #πͺbruh-fart
somewhere around 60kg
might be less now, my weight drops like a rock
trying to keep it up
yeah i could use you ||for squats||
hot

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imagine unironically being AlextheDegenerate
Mangia cazzo
Imagine being anything
imagine me doing your mom

this is how clowns go to the toilet
this looks like joe biden
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@uncut obsidian
YES
YES
C'MON
LET'S LISTEN WITH ME
I love spying on Russian elderly dudes having political rants 24/7 
At least she is hot
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He looks like that dude from sin city
seriously? the little girl?



What little girl
π€
I mean the chick that wants to hear the russian radio
what chick?

I wouldn't do you like that 
Do him like that
do me like that
Throw la creatura at the anomaly
hiiii
I dunno why but this reminds me more of Roadside Picnick than of STALKER
look at how they massacred our boy
Yes?
I forgor
It enhances his Rizz
almighty Jotchua
Ugly ahh dawg
Ah right
you know it 
Voce habla espaΓ±ol
si
sim, eu falo espanhol
en een beetje nederlands
Fuck
kanker
Very
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this is way better than F1 or NASCAR
Unnecessarily long
I'll go back to watching doggus drink water nao
btw, its racist because all dogs are white
dogs are white?
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wha
how do I earn this privilege???
Yeah I do
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fucking malenia with the camera
wtf
Common me W
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OH uuuuhhh yeah well uh
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bur I need to try sleeping again (I'm bad at it) so I'm saving that for another time
Gn Cori
Need to watch silly porn with gf again soon
Or with friends
I'll go to bed too
Gn chat
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Reminder, Chickens purr
they're called femBOYS not femGIRLS so its straight
shutup
femboys existing means that mascgirls exist in this essay i will
thats just a tomboy
no mascgirls are way more butch
There's a word for that
"ugly"

I don't make the fuckin' rules

I have a type
It's probably for the best that I don't comment
my type is someone who is mentally stable that also loves me
Weak
my type is someone who is mentally unstable

what can i say i just want a peaceful life
I want a girl who would take me to an abandoned asylum to show me her favorite padded room
had a suicidal gf for 7yrs, i think thats enough suffering for me
i want a girl who is not a figment of my imagination / hallucinations
Crazy, but not put me on a milk carton crazy
? 
if u think ull get banned or smth u can just dm me idc
Thanks
gonna infect him with the black mold rot
π€
Shark got done dirty
New p2 level is fun, finally giving me a challenge
Can I get banned for feet pics sending
depends how detailed it is
don't take it from me though
I've never dared to find out
for myself atleast
What about a bare photo of my grippers
Iβve dropped so many things without steel caps on
Theyβre proper fucked mate
look man
i don't think anyone want to see your fucked grippers
i dont
then again there are a lot of people on the brainfart channel
Speak for yourself.
Post. I'll cap 'em.
as I was saying
Nah I just wanted to know if I could be banned for posting them
I'm not sure
i mean if they're as fucked as you say they are it's probably not allowed
If it depends on if you post like a pic that's 85% feet or 10% feet
Like 100% foot
Yea u might get banned
@steady trellis can you confirm
is the whole image just your foot?
that's just unnecessary honestly
Thereβs like abit of leg and floor but mostly foot
Like the centre of the image is just my entire foot
that just sounds nasty
Itβs kinda like
ping me if you post it so I can stay away from the channel till it's gone
My feet would be under the fugly category
brother I get slightly grossed out by my own feet
Terrible
Hot tbh
Iβd eat

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