#🎪bruh-fart

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pastel quartz
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DAMN

gloomy jay
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theyre coping

pastel quartz
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y'know

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im againts child abuse

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but

amber marsh
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LMAO

gloomy jay
pastel quartz
gloomy jay
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I mean true but you dont hit kids for hitting dogs

solar obsidian
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ah yes, animal abuse and endangering a child at the same time. 2 for 1 deal GrokChadGAMMA

grizzled meadow
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I'm against pitbulls but damn if that dog didn't had all the reasons in the world in that moment

pastel quartz
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sometimes i have to hit my dog

pale barn
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i'm gonna side with the pitbull on this one

solar obsidian
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also

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♻️

ornate tulip
gloomy jay
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OH MY FUCKING GOD

pastel quartz
amber marsh
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time to start feeding toddlers to
pitbulls

gloomy jay
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♻️

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♻️

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♻️

gloomy jay
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that all you?

solar obsidian
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only on reposts, like it should be

gloomy jay
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yea ok

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take this

gloomy jay
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mfkin dog built waterproof

solar obsidian
gloomy jay
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yea its supposed to hurt

pale barn
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church tomorrow morning stay blessed up kings

solar obsidian
gloomy jay
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delight is below

gloomy jay
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quite delightful

pastel quartz
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yes

pale barn
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^ brainfart's ideal female

gloomy jay
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....

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what

heavy peak
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@grizzled meadow stage is yours

pale barn
gloomy jay
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falco is the best mod he wouldnt ban anyone at all

grizzled meadow
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What

pale barn
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falco is best

grizzled meadow
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Crimmas did post something that could be considered against our rules but I decided to play Atomic Heart instead

queen finch
heavy peak
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Was about to slap a warn myself

warm fossil
queen finch
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my ideal partner from brainfart is @grizzled meadow

pastel quartz
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year 84th of the 19th era

pastel quartz
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my ideal partner is a human

gloomy jay
queen finch
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don't threaten me with a good time

devout hull
grim sluice
gloomy jay
solar obsidian
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🤝 keep it up

devout hull
heavy peak
solar obsidian
gloomy jay
solar obsidian
gloomy jay
queen finch
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I'd never go online

solar obsidian
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see, if i didnt step in and call out the cringe and reposts, the memes would've have improved.
you are welcome everyone 🤝

gloomy jay
warm fossil
solar obsidian
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literally me

gloomy jay
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autism personified

queen finch
pale barn
devout hull
queen finch
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no cap

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on God

devout hull
queen finch
queen finch
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damn, posted that before

devout hull
heavy peak
queen finch
pale barn
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AI got nothing on this chat

queen finch
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kys

devout hull
gloomy jay
pastel quartz
gloomy jay
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hentai clowns....

pale barn
gloomy jay
solar obsidian
devout hull
fading shuttle
pastel quartz
# gloomy jay

literally me but i am a good soldier of Christ Jesus

devout hull
gloomy jay
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soldier of whatever you want

pale barn
solar obsidian
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more bible posting, please. mom checks my discord

queen finch
gloomy jay
pastel quartz
queen finch
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I'm sorry to hear that

gloomy jay
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I love my server

pastel quartz
gloomy jay
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on sundays everyone posts bible verses

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as god intended

pastel quartz
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Good

queen finch
warm fossil
# warm fossil

posted my meme of the day
racked up some reactions

yep, today's interaction on Brainfart was successful

solar obsidian
warm fossil
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I believe my job here is complete

pale barn
pastel quartz
fading shuttle
pastel quartz
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I SENT THIS TO MY BUDDY AN HOUR AGO

queen finch
gloomy jay
fading shuttle
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deadass described half the fucking internet

pale barn
devout hull
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Clown Kim Possible is strangely hot.

heavy peak
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Hold up

grizzled meadow
heavy peak
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Falco fuck off

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You stole my spotlight there

gloomy jay
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ha

pastel quartz
heavy peak
fading shuttle
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yeah falco fuck off

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go away nerd

queen finch
grizzled meadow
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yeah alex fuck off

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go away petty nerd

pastel quartz
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on one hand they made the dumb meme of presidents saying random stuff

queen finch
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only I can tell Falco to fuck off

solar obsidian
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brainfart should have bible lessons on sundays, maybe rename it even

gloomy jay
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please

pastel quartz
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on the other hand joshua graham is reading the Bible and the art of war

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This would not of been possible without the Anons over at /v/. o7
I'm not a contributor to the project, simply a guy with video editing software and the time to compile all of genesis.

Link to the project for those that wish to contribute.
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grizzled meadow
heavy peak
gloomy jay
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holy verse sundays to cleanse the channel

gloomy jay
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aw

warm fossil
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that's awesome

grizzled meadow
devout hull
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@heavy peak @grizzled meadow I'm gonna steal both of your bread. So you'll have to walk outside in the morning to have breakfast with bread.

fading shuttle
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this is my dishonored 2 no power run

solar obsidian
gloomy jay
pastel quartz
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save yourself brother

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Do not join them

devout hull
open turret
heavy peak
gloomy jay
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what

pale barn
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he could have not been fat

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
gloomy jay
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I love pegante

fading shuttle
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at this point the only reason i keep falco blocked is because i find it incredibly funny when i ping him and i see like 3 blocked messages appear

pale barn
open turret
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pregnet ?

pale barn
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pregent

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preganat

open turret
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pegging the net

grizzled meadow
heavy peak
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The bait

pastel quartz
pale barn
pastel quartz
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True

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im sad that he chooses to kill himself over money and views

gloomy jay
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cant get muted if the mods are all blocked ezDANK

warm fossil
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last meme before I go and do whatever the fuck I was doing before (that is, if I was doing anything at all)

pastel quartz
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also im eating a quesadilla

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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it's tasty as shit

gloomy jay
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owned

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kid

grizzled meadow
foggy mantleBOT
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check @gloomy jay has been muted.

pastel quartz
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i lvoe yummy shit

grizzled meadow
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Sorry @gloomy jay you were typing something

solar obsidian
grizzled meadow
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OH RIGHT

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🤓

slim osprey
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Get fucked kid

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I don't even know who you are

devout hull
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Actual mod abuse.

solar obsidian
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real

devout hull
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It's funny though.

slim osprey
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It's not mod abuse unless they mute me

solar obsidian
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can't believe falco fell off

grizzled meadow
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Fucking bastard read my messages

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p!unmute @gloomy jay

foggy mantleBOT
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check @gloomy jay has been unmuted.

grizzled meadow
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p!clearinfractions @gloomy jay

foggy mantleBOT
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Successfully removed 2 infractions from @gloomy jay

gloomy jay
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cant block falco tho cuz hes the best mod

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wow

fading shuttle
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he is complaining that i read his messages, didnt he

gloomy jay
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thats what i was typing

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....

grizzled meadow
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Don't tell him boys

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He can read me

pastel quartz
gloomy jay
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........

devout hull
grizzled meadow
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We can change the reason

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That's actually 1984

solar obsidian
gloomy jay
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💔

devout hull
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Imagine seeing someone getting muted and the reason being "owned kid"

gloomy jay
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its ok...

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i get it

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hes just mad I owned him first its cool tho

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skill issue really

gloomy jay
gloomy jay
grizzled meadow
warm fossil
# warm fossil

ain't no way I'm skipping an opportunity to laugh at a mute

fading shuttle
fading shuttle
devout hull
grizzled meadow
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FUCKING BASTARD READING MY MESSAGES

grizzled meadow
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I mean at this point why am I even blocked, you still read my stuff...

grizzled meadow
fading shuttle
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i exist rent free in your mind falco

pastel quartz
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read the Bible not his messages

gloomy jay
pale barn
grizzled meadow
devout hull
gloomy jay
fading shuttle
pale barn
gloomy jay
pastel quartz
gloomy jay
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hey guys

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answer

zealous elm
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911

solar obsidian
foggy mantleBOT
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!warn @gloomy jay mod abuse

gloomy jay
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FUCKER

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WHO DID IT

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this is on my permeant record

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please!!!

zealous elm
gloomy jay
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@grizzled meadow hey best mod can you um pleasse um help remove this warn um please because youre so cool and awesome....... 🥺

gloomy jay
fading shuttle
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not having 1 warn means you boring

gloomy jay
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uh huh uh huh

fading shuttle
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and your humour trash

gloomy jay
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hey\

solar obsidian
gloomy jay
stone blade
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Uh ohh retard alert

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it's another degenerate

solar obsidian
zealous briar
stone blade
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team.

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Good night 💗

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sleep well everyone

ornate tulip
brazen vault
heavy peak
ornate tulip
uncut yew
pastel quartz
runic kernel
trim pilot
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I just found uncensored atomic heart robussy on YouTube

solar obsidian
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nice, share it here so we can all see

trim pilot
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I could link it dms

solar obsidian
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no thank you 🤝

brazen vault
austere shadow
uncut yew
austere shadow
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Turkey 🇹🇷#️⃣1️⃣

warped elm
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hop on drg

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idc who or from where,hop on

solar obsidian
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i can't believe how based Linus tech tips is, he uses the hard R word casually

delicate trail
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this channel is cancer and needs to be excised.

warped elm
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r word?

warped elm
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tf is a r word

delicate trail
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"retard"

solar obsidian
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🇳🇪

warped elm
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why say it as r word

delicate trail
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because hes a snowflake

warped elm
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ur saying like it was sth offensive

solar obsidian
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damn these blokes didnt get my joke

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i feel cringe now

delicate trail
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snowflakes tend to do that

warped elm
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?

solar obsidian
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@delicate trail how much time u spend on twitter?

delicate trail
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0 i dont have a twitter nor do i engage in such bullshit

warped elm
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bro i am 12 shots in wtf are you talking about

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there is no snow,its fucking march

delicate trail
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snowflake... you dumbfuck

solar obsidian
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we still have snow for some reason

delicate trail
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as in a dumbass

warped elm
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yes snowflake

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snoflake + snoflake + snowflake = snow

delicate trail
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NO

warped elm
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yes

delicate trail
warped elm
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tldr

solar obsidian
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snow

delicate trail
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that explains the intelligence

solar obsidian
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man i hate tiktok

brazen vault
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Amazon u ok bro?!??

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80k 💀

ornate tulip
queen finch
tacit venture
brazen vault
shrewd bison
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Healthy meals with free training equipment

warped elm
broken topaz
waxen needle
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ROCK N STONEEEEEEEEE

ruby minnow
grim radish
gusty willow
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you guys are something

waxen needle
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hey guys

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Im the sus guy 😔

queen finch
trim pilot
rose ferry
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why did I post this, no one here will get it

trim pilot
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just the right amount of crunch

grim sluice
visual stirrup
trim pilot
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i cant even tell what gender its aiming for because its so distorted by the ai art

edgy abyss
rose ferry
edgy abyss
rose ferry
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no YOU misspelled "I'm left behind on a rubbish, resource deprived planet while my greatest enemies are pissing around on alien worlds"

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steel talons are easily my favourite GDI subfaction tho, good man

edgy abyss
rose ferry
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nice cope there

edgy abyss
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I suffered through that abomination of a game to see that cutscene where it clearly shows Kane leaving alone

rose ferry
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yeah somehow the entire brotherhood "ascended"

at least we can both agree that 4 was a mistake

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and whatever rivals was... we're not even gonna talk about

rose ferry
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our little arc here was a more engaging story than 4 was

edgy abyss
rose ferry
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but of course

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☺️

edgy abyss
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Atleast we can agree that GLA is the best faction in C&C

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"I love driving cars"

ruby minnow
grim radish
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They’re making toilets go woke now!

ruby minnow
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what?

grim radish
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Nah just kidding

ruby minnow
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7 AM brainfart hits different fr

errant river
amber marsh
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fibula?

restive bronze
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Just some cancer.

crimson flame
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doctor forgot to put it back after surgery

primal kiln
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I fucking hate Sunday

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My second least favorite day of the week besides Monday

primal kiln
ruby minnow
quartz saffron
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Or maybe the water isn’t cold enough

quartz saffron
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Rest of California is usually pretty chill

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HuntingBeach because Nazis (I live near these clowns), LA because I hate the Traffic, and Palo Alto because Silicon Valley (nobody can afford to live there anyways)

ruby minnow
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called Van Cats

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they can swim

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and are not scared of water at all

remote vine
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Weekend over time to get on that grind

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
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The only difference is we are muslim but we are loving cats almost as a god

quartz saffron
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we need cats like these

pastel quartz
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but I hate cats

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Dogs are better

quartz saffron
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I'm allergic to cats, but i want one

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sadge

pastel quartz
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You can't fight with a little cat

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But I can wrestle with a dog

quartz saffron
glad carbon
glad carbon
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LA twice man

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you gotta make sure its all gone

quartz saffron
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Jesus, I can't imagine trying to live in LA though

glad carbon
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you ever see marin? its like pal alto but for money launderers and hollywood execs

quartz saffron
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I honestly try my best to avoid it

glad carbon
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they get all their houses over in marin county, like 40% of houses are multimillion mcmansions

pastel quartz
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Mochi cats are also acceptable

remote vine
urban ocean
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Fuck, I stayed up late and forgot time moves ahead an hour

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Guess I'm waking up at 9am

sullen ermine
pastel quartz
bitter sonnet
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omg

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gato

crimson flame
bitter sonnet
gusty willow
eager igloo
tough meteor
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lmao

tough meteor
eager igloo
eager igloo
runic kernel
fading shuttle
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the one on the left

eager igloo
devout hull
warm fossil
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I regret waking up

heady crow
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@stone blade

heady crow
weak jackal
devout hull
stone blade
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@heady crow

devout hull
stone blade
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Wtf

weak jackal
devout hull
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There is MONEY to be made!

stone blade
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What

devout hull
devout hull
stone blade
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@weak jackal alo alo gm

heady crow
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Gm ivan

stone blade
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Gm bruno

heady crow
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How r u

stone blade
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❤️

heady crow
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Thats a banger

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Can i send it to my bulgarian friends

stone blade
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yes

heady crow
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Ty

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❤️

stone blade
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I'm okay bruno

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you?

heady crow
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Doing good

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Prepping for an ice fishing trip rn

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Brewing Coffee for thermos bottle :3

stone blade
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@heady crow imagine living here walking around in the woods collecting mushrooms for potions and then heading to the nearest dungeon

restive bronze
stone blade
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yes

weak jackal
devout hull
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My deep space organ harvesting operation tells me otherwise.

stone blade
stone blade
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I took it from skyrim subreddit

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:D

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you tell me

queen finch
warm fossil
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:D

pastel quartz
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colors and the art style look like skyrim

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and the river looks like the river that is between the road to bleak falls barrow and the house

stone blade
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mhm

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going into bleak falls barrow when you're level 50 will never not be funny

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with full armor set omegakekw

runic kernel
stone blade
devout hull
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im gonna chrispost

warm fossil
broken topaz
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Women that could actually just kill me

stone blade
sullen ermine
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i miss tomboy

oblique spire
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True

queen finch
grizzled meadow
fading shuttle
stone blade
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near unnoticeable

fading shuttle
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the type of hints we need

stone blade
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TRUE

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HOLY

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very true alex

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bless your bulgarian mastermind

fading shuttle
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face reveal

stone blade
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ok smurf

fading shuttle
gusty willow
warped elm
stone blade
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everyone

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Stepan ❤️

fading shuttle
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his eye big

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mean he in kill mode

fading shuttle
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call grok quickly

stone blade
warped elm
fading shuttle
stone blade
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good bye salute

pastel quartz
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See ya tomorrow lads

stone blade
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it was not a pleasure to have you here

warped elm
stone blade
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I love that meme

warped elm
stone blade
fading shuttle
stone blade
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YES

fading shuttle
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no

warped elm
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the women we actually need

stone blade
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OH NA

fading shuttle
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i dont need astolfo

broken topaz
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i like strong women and weak men

warped elm
stone blade
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fk astoflo
wheres the mentally deranged chicks

stone blade
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our goals are beyond your understanding

warm fossil
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the vile beasts

fading shuttle
stone blade
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Yeah

warped elm
stone blade
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chicks with mental issues just hit different

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metaphorically and literally

stone blade
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mhm

fading shuttle
# warped elm

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banger song

broken topaz
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guys guys guys

warped elm
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no

broken topaz
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important announcement

remote vine
fading shuttle
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no

narrow lotus
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?

broken topaz
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I own an airfryer

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and using it for the first time

remote vine
gusty willow
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Fry deez nuts

fading shuttle
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gotem

broken topaz
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i will

gentle scarab
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Vskutku

broken topaz
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update

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Air frier good

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First meal in 36 hours

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Good shit

runic kernel
weak jackal
fading shuttle
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i hate rocks

broken topaz
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its okay he has CBD oil

fading shuttle
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dumb piles of stone

broken topaz
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it counteracts the stress

weak jackal
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cock and ball destruction oil

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wtf

broken topaz
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Cock and stone

weak jackal
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to the bone

broken topaz
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all beers free
beers on me

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okay buddy

gusty willow
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Drink shots off cori?

broken topaz
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ayo?

fading shuttle
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im not giving you the shitty base beers

gusty willow
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Says beers ON me

weak jackal
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Sorry i don't like alcohol i go into all my missions bone dry

fading shuttle
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get some arkenstout in you

weak jackal
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Alcohol phobic dwarf gang

fading shuttle
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elf lookin ass

weak jackal
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True

fading shuttle
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go back to fucking trees

weak jackal
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my ears are very pointy

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can impale enemies with ease

weak jackal
remote vine
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Noriyoshi Ohrai

weak jackal
remote vine
weak jackal
broken topaz
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real

weak jackal
fading shuttle
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good

tranquil basalt
solar obsidian
onyx birch
runic kernel
orchid robin
ruby minnow
narrow lotus
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Overwatch Mercy : You dont have to do this , we are all heroes , we must protect the innocent !!!

Medic from TF2 : I gonna saw through your bones and its gonna hurt alot

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👿

warm fossil
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kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gusty willow
edgy abyss
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@gusty willow is single and ready to mingle if anyone is interested Gixguns

gusty willow
orchid robin
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Not my photo original by RatoPombo
VA is made with AI voice acting

#skyrim #skyrimmods #skyrimse #bestskyrimmods #スカイリム #스카이림 #ai #waifu #ComicDub #comics #comics #boondocks #dc #dccomics #theflash
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This is requiem more specifically 3BFTweaks but everything seen in t...

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edgy abyss
ruby minnow
maiden lance
austere shadow
arctic grove
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Sad little orange... Cum

heady crow
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Weather was good today unlike what mfs predicted

oblique spire
barren zinc
stone blade
solar obsidian
warped elm
solar obsidian
brazen vault
vestal nova
maiden shard
heavy peak
orchid robin
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how are you supposed to read this

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left to right or right to left?

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WHY DO THE JAPANESE READ COMICS LIKE THAT

broken topaz
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Im more of a weeb than i thought

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Pattern recognition saw the comic style and automatically reads right to left

orchid robin
broken topaz
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suicide?

orchid robin
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i was gonna say lsd

broken topaz
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lets do both

orchid robin
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before or after the suicide

broken topaz
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before duh

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the lsd demons will kill me

left haven
warped elm
orchid robin
warped elm
ruby minnow
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all of us understand polish now

orchid robin
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chuj

onyx birch
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Polish brainfart

crimson flame
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i killed gideon before he could finish his speech lmao

primal kiln
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"I... Knew.... In My bones ................"

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me waiting at the fog gate for Gideon to finish his fucking death dialogue

crimson flame
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"a man... cannot kill a god"

gusty willow
crimson flame
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well dead men cannot speak too, but look at you

gusty willow
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we already have kekw

crimson flame
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took me 120hr to finish elden ring

crimson flame
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i spent a lot of time exploring and trying random shit though

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omenkiller build really slaps lmao, did 1.5k dmg per jump attack

fading shuttle
crimson flame
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could get to 2k with proper buffs but im too lazy

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yeah it was really fun lol

gusty willow
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@heavy peak

crimson flame
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i missed some spots here and there but came back later to finish it, like the putrid avatar at the hidden snowfield map

primal kiln
gusty willow
crimson flame
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giant crusher is too ugly kekw

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it is effective tho

primal kiln
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I like the giant hammers they've had since Bloodborne

crimson flame
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i spent 80% of my run with the great star. using it with wild strikes and prelates charge is so much fun

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just get the ball bearings

primal kiln
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Yeah, you were better off finding the bell bearings

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otherwise you were SoL with smithing stone weapons

gusty willow
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you nerds are so engrained with elden ring you didnt even notice a female

crimson flame
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why should we

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elden ring is better than woman

trim pilot
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elden ring has good woman

gusty willow
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ireland has 1 woman

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go help her

crimson flame
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i chose age of stars ending GrokChadGAMMA

gusty willow
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with your sword skills

trim pilot
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age of stars is the only good ending

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fuck goldmask, hes only providing a temporary solution

crimson flame
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eh all endings are pointless really. just like other dark souls games

fading shuttle
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duskborn is better

trim pilot
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ranni is actually capable of making the lands between better

fading shuttle
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age of stars is just ranni wanting to be in power under the control of a different god

crimson flame
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i wanna try dung eater ending next kekw

trim pilot
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the LB was a paradise during the rule of the stars before the greater will

fading shuttle
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how do we know that the outer god that ranni worships isnt any worse than the golden order

trim pilot
trim pilot
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before the greater will it was the rule of the stars

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and it was a paradiser

fading shuttle
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still prefer duskborn

crimson flame
heady crow
crimson flame
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until astel comes

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who knows if astel arrival is a coincidence

trim pilot
fading shuttle
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duskborn is based, and reformed order is also based

trim pilot
fading shuttle
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because they offer a solution instead of "lets hope the stars are cool"

crimson flame
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duskborn is the dung eater ending ?

trim pilot
fading shuttle
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duskborn is the those who live in death one

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they basically reintroduce death as a concept

trim pilot
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duskborn is just a depressive ending

crimson flame
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oh so u just put the rune of death back to where it was

fading shuttle
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yep

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immortality stops existing

trim pilot
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imo that creates more problems than it solves

gusty willow
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fuck yall still talking bout elden ring

crimson flame
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soulsgames has a lot of depressed or insane immortal beings

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kinda makes sense if immortality should be prevented

trim pilot
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with how many people were sacrificed to the erdtree, removing immortality would result in the eventual extinction of humans

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there just arent enough people around

crimson flame
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my pp will singlehandedly save humanity

gusty willow
trim pilot
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the only population centers are too separated and too low population

queen finch
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whats a woman ?

trim pilot
crimson flame
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or is this some kind of coping mechanicsm im not aware of

gusty willow
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your blowup doll with porn doesnt count

crimson flame
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sigh

orchid robin
crimson flame
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fine ill post proofs

queen finch
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im not a femboy, i dont play elden ring

fading shuttle
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anyway uhh, ranni simping bad because you cant guarantee her gods benevolence, duskborn is based because it removes the biggest issue with the golden order, that being immortality, the reformed is based because it removes the gods of the golden order from the equation

trim pilot
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you can guarantee her gods benevolence

trim pilot
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they've already proven it.

crimson flame
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i wanna look at it

fading shuttle
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how is it proven

gusty willow
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math?

trim pilot
gusty willow
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science?

trim pilot
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and it was a paradise

gusty willow
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astrology?

trim pilot
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its a reinstatement of the rule of the stars

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not a takeover

queen finch
crimson flame
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it wasnt the age of great tree?

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with crucible knights and shit?

queen finch
trim pilot
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it was the golden age of the lands between

fading shuttle
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yeah, before the order it was the crucible

trim pilot
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according to lore

fading shuttle
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not the fuckin stars

crimson flame
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you could argue nokstella was flourishing, but was it bcs of the moon god?

fading shuttle
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didnt one of the cities get obliterated by astel

gusty willow
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i came here for memes not lore

crimson flame
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astel yes but we dont know why he came there

gusty willow
fading shuttle
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astels entire existence and its destruction of one of the cities shows that the star gods or whatever the fuck can destroy shit if they desire

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and they have

crimson flame
trim pilot
fading shuttle
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yeah i deadass cant find info about how the stars ruled before the order and it being a paradise

gusty willow
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you want me to cope?

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ME

fading shuttle
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cope harder

trim pilot
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its because the lore at that point is very open to interpretation

gusty willow
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hmm ok ill cope in my own way

fading shuttle
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wait, so you use unconfirmed lore to support your arguments

trim pilot
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the idea is that the nox, residents of the eternal cities, were once wayyyy before everything, the ruling faction

fading shuttle
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throw it in the traaaash, ranni simp destroyed

trim pilot
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when the greater will arrived it banished the nox underground to the eternal cities

crimson flame
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i've watched vaatividya vids, as far as we know astel is not an intelligent being and the reason behind his arrival is largely unknown. it could be moon god is terrified of the nokstella's silver tear tech and decided to send a beast to destroy it, or it was just pure coincidence

swift scarab
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Are we talking elden ring lore or WH40k lore, I can’t tell the difference

grim radish
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Everyone got that one homie who traverses the sewers at night

fading shuttle
trim pilot
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there isnt clearly one

fading shuttle
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idk what the god is, star god moon god

trim pilot
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its more the stars as a whole

fading shuttle
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because if you oppose it, (if we accept that as the reason the city was leveled) it shows that it will fuckin cause mayhem if you dont follow its will

trim pilot
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at least it doesnt genocide entire races like the greater will

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rip albinaurics

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because of the greater wills curse

crimson flame
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hehe funny froge man

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i wish i got that ripple halberd

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i dont want to grind shit in elden ring

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also i was so done with malenia, i used the dual wield omenkiller greataxe + summon omenkiller rollo. the fight was super hilarious lmao

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bitch got pancaked over and over

swift scarab
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I’m not good enough of a gamer to bother playing any soul-likes

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Plus these days I just don’t have the time to bother

heavy peak
crimson flame
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elden ring is not that hard compared to other soulsgames

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probably the easiest i'd say

heavy peak
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Or less bullshit filled (talking about mechanics)

crimson flame
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just know that if you get killed over and over, you have to try something different. elden ring provides a lot of chance to respec your character, i think its around 10-15 times per playthru

crimson flame
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i find elden ring attack timing slower than other soulslike but much harder to predict lol

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fume knight from ds2 is the absolute worst

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every variant of his attack has 2 different timings, its impossible to telegraph it

pastel quartz
crimson pilot
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Cringe

queen finch
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im sorry to hear that

crimson flame
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true, i kinda prefer ds3 bosses for the fun aspect, elden ring is definitely more creative, but sometimes downright annoying

crimson pilot
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I’m sorry for your loss hon

fading shuttle
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ds3 better than elden ring

crimson pilot
fading shuttle
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i never even finished elden ring cus i got bored

pastel quartz
crimson flame
fading shuttle
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basically i got into the city that unlocks after you beat radahn

crimson flame
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oh nokstella

fading shuttle
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and by that i point i sorta realized i was just going through the motions and wasnt actually enjoying myself that much

crimson flame
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thats the most interesting map in the entire game imo

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makes me remember about dwarven ruins in skyrim

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malenia would be my fav bossfight if it werent for her bullshit waterfowl fuckery

pastel quartz
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why there is a chimera inside the yanov station

crimson flame
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just reduce the dmg dealt and ur good, her healing is annoying anough

fading shuttle
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malenia wasnt ever meant to be in a dark soulslike game

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she is a scrapped boss from sekiro

pastel quartz
midnight tree
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melania was easy and i got her on the first try

fading shuttle
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ds1 is boring, i liked ds2 (even though i understand its trash) and ds3

crimson flame
midnight tree
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i just facetanked it

fading shuttle
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i wish i got a sekiro dlc

gusty willow
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you guys have been talking lore for almost an hour at this point

pastel quartz
fading shuttle
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i wanted more sekiro

crimson flame
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shield users ew

gusty willow
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get a room

fading shuttle
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i enjoyed ds2s atmosphere much more than ds1

pastel quartz
fading shuttle
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ds2 feels very dreamlike

heady crow
fading shuttle
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i just wish i got a sekiro dlc, which is why im spiteful about malenia

crimson flame
fading shuttle
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malenia was supposed to be a tomoe boss in sekiro

midnight tree
crimson flame
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hmm idk

pastel quartz
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But demon's souls bro

crimson flame
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i havent finished sekiro kekw

fading shuttle
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her waterfowl resembles the exact ability that sekiro can use that was made by tomoe

midnight tree
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that's what im sayin

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spinny dancy move

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same thing

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shut up

crimson flame
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honestly an attack with that much combo and hits belongs in sekiro