#🎪bruh-fart
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they squeak when squeezed
me, silly and whimsical: injects 7 times the recommended dose of fentanyl into the engineers arm
It's even funner when you have Neurotrauma on.
omg ur so cute >~<
want me to ruin capybaras?
are u going to post one with an erection?
No.
please, share with us
the joke was gonna be that i cant ruin them cuz capybaras have no irredeemable trait
you cant actually ruin capybaras
yes
and nobody can ruin them like they can dolphins or other animals
cuz capybaras pretty much have done nothing wrong
the babies just look like miniature versions of their parents
nonono
what i mean is
theres literally no difference in appearance at all
just a miniature capybara that looks exactly the same as a fully grown one
i hate monday cuz its always the longest day at uni
6 am bus to uni and 19:30 am bus back home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFyaJqFIsuw informative
1st video of 2023! Appreciate y'all being patient, as you can imagine, these videos aren’t exactly quick to make (but hopefully worth it).
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In...
alo
yes
Alo
Hahaha
Guess what
wha?
CHICKEN BUTT
Ive been watching that channel since its beginning
its a good channel
Indeed
I like how blunt and unforgiving he is whenever it comes to the topic of how chimps can kill you
but its true
Yes
It is
Thats what im saying
He does not give a fuck what people might think, he immediately says that a chimp will body you
Maybe not via muscle power, but certainly via sheer brutality.
This mf thinks humans are stronger than chimps
You don't lift?
A CHIMP DOESNT HAVE TO LIFT AT ALL
A chimp has the strength to rip off your arm while beating your face in with its other arm
Eh, 1.35 times strength isn't that much. Since chimps weigh less than humans on average. Not saying the lifting strength will save you, but it's still something to keep in mind.
Damn I really just read that
No its still pretty much going to break your arm with sheer strength even if you lift
well shit
A chimp can use a ks 23.....once

isnt that the esteemed fuck around and find out curve
You dont need a ks-23
A couple 9mm shots will do the job
I mean, "gun" is a pretty solid solution to most wilderness problems.
damn but imagina a ks-23
Need a fire? Use gunpowder. Need food? Gun. Need shelter? Use gun as a pole.
some thick skinned and boned animals are able to hold some low caliber bullets but yeah you're right
Just shoot more.
I wouldn't want to go against a bear with 9mm
preach brother
Gunpowder for a fire is a bad solution unless you are using the gunpowder as a firestarter for some small sticks that you will then use on an actual campfire, and even then you need to be quick cuz gunpowder burns quickly
add more dakkaz
forest fire
if it aind enuff
what if the chimp is bulletproof?
Bulletproof vest wearing chimp
chimp together strong
Nah nah
understandable
wdym? me and my coworkers work together flawlessly 
Sooner or later someone usurps the throne and starts a civil war……..or 2 rivaling clans just start killing each other
@uncut yew
it's an "Alpha bet" soup

I will mute you 
Do it.
You can
Grim muted me cuz he was having a power trip like usual and then unmuted me
@grizzled meadow @heady crow

I never unmuted you 
Huh?
Then who did

"Write cannibalism while you're at it" is what you cut me off of saying.
Anyways, dinner time.
p!ban @gusty willow or can we?..
You are missing the mod.ban permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.


wait
missing the mod.ban permission
does that mean he can ban anyone below helper?
Do you wanna test it 
Yes
This moment will go down in brainfart history
Lol
which is why it's gonna be done in a different channel, not here 
YOU WILL NOT DENY ME MY PINNED COMMENTS
Man, i can't even sit on the toilet in peace without witnessing peak tomfoolery
I know 
lol
It worked 
mf cant even ban properly
Mutes have duration if you didn't notice
grim did not use pancake
he used the role
if you give someone the role without using pancake there is no duration
Well, then he changed his mind i guess
i dont know lol i dont believe so
p!avatar @gusty willow
looks like it
man i saw the pic and it looked interesting so i used it
@urban ocean
imagine not learning what the pic is about,its artist and its artists home adress and social security number before using it
fuck im the worst
Is that a challenge?
You are.
wanna bet?
I bet this weird pyramid shaped necklace I found on the sidewalk.
I dont know why but I now love that picture
its apustaja
we love apustaja
he is the embodiment of innocence and happiness on the internet
and a little bit of austism
❤️

yes
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It's all shits and giggles
UNTIL someone giggles and shits... 
hehehe
tyty
the bullies
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idk
ok wtf is this
Just an average Gianni meme
a hye
this is the peak of video content
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Oh my god.
nom
ok but why an AK
hard bass
this shit crashed my discord
Bruh how
did it exactly crash when the pipe drops or what?
middle of the video, i guess its just random
i replayed it and everything was fine
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i know there used to be gifs that could crash the entire discord but pretty sure wouldnt apply to vids
I keep a folder of discord ending gifs handy
New sequel for the somnium files?
They are fantastic
i feel funny
The sequel's already out. I'd say the series can end there.
havent done the sequel only the first so dont know much about it atm
altered carbon seems to be a incoherent mess of a story
you gotta eat more fibre dude
Season 1 was okay
Not good, not bad
But I’ve heard only the first book was good
I Love this
hood classic
@grizzled meadow
THANK YOU SIR gachiGASM
Craft beer enjoyers


have you heard of the wonders that ricinus oil can do?
No. Tell me all about it in great detail.
I love him
#hogwarts #hogwartslegacy #harrypotter #wizardingworld
okay but why are 2 of the top 3 spells for breeding contraceptive spells ? 
might get boring using 1 spell so just use another
only spell you need is Avada Kedavra
best contraceptive
This is driving me insane! I keep hearing that darn song, found it, but forgot it's name! Unchained screaming of the damned
The world of Hogwarts works in strange ways
tissue
the weeknd - blinding lights
Apparently George Lucas made this change back in the day. Probably for the 3D version that was cancelled when production for the new movies began pre-production.
This is the worst version, IMO. Even worse than the '97 version. The new dialogue completely messes with the flow of the scene and while it's less obnoxious that Greedo shoots in the '...
MACKLUNKEY
Jizz was a genre of music. Jizz-wailers were musicians who specialized in the genre. Max Rebo and his band were popular Jizz-wailers. Jizz was first mentioned in canon in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi junior novelization, authored by Ryder Windham and released in 2017. In an interview with The Big Event podcast, Alden Ehrenreich talked about res...
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😭😭😭
i drew a silly canvas
Lucas pls
Ima steal that
fruits
NYOOO
wait a vegetable snuck in there
the jizz waves...
Fruit friends
one is not like the other
they're all fruits
purple sus
wait what
Aubergines/Eggplants are fruits
Its actually a berry too
its all plants to me
True
I dont see species
Droopy McCool was the commonly known stage name of Snit, who was a male Kitonak and the lead horn player of the Max Rebo Band. McCool's real name, however, was actually a series of flute-like whistles, unpronounceable by any other species. He played the chindinkalu flute. His body released a vanilla-like smell. In 4 ABY, McCool was present in Ja...
Only Botanists really care anyways
So cool
its like people knowing all these different colors, burgundy, cinnabar etc. its just red to me
😭 I just asked for white man just give me the white paint
You look at some red and its like
Sunset on a Drive in California Amber
like come on
oh you want pigment white #6
Like yeah, I want white paint that looks like my walls have cigarette stains
thanks, thats exactly why I came here
the best colour is #120A8F, look it up
D: bluescreen

Goddammit
I have?
who didnt
show art
powerful
nome?
not as good as LiefsSillyCanvas
the OG depression art
why the fuck tenor has this
i made when i got out of the hospital

u guys wanna see OG depression art
its a bit nsfw so ill send in dms
but im very proud of it
:#
:3
art is excluded from the nsfw rule

real?!
ye
yup
thats nice to hear
pog the white writing won 
YEAHH
schizo
nice text vs evil suicide text
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nice text beat evil suicide texts ass
I can relate to this
that guy was on german television
you eat something funny?
eat less garbage
beat it until it complies
Star Wars fans be like "this is glup shitto, he's my favorite Star Wars character - heres' a 10,000 word Wookiepedia entry on him 🙂 "
no
oh you at the point where thinking about eating also upsets your stomach even tho you hungry? 
All that just thrown into the trash when Disney made the Expanded Universe “Legacy”
No Im just
Not hungry, I dont have the urge
Bro has no gut dwelling bacteria😿
Can't digest shit
probiotics are some based shit, ngl
bacteria friends
1 for deprssion, 1 for anxiety, 1 for mood swings, and 1 more for uhmmmm
bod
bpd
i think
You were really fucked up then, huh?
sounds like you come from a upper middle class family tbh
is that a spawn trait of upper middle class families?
my mommy is gone tho
I take fish oil
she passed away when i was 11
I managed to cut back on the mediaction I had to take, its been pretty liberating tbh
It's a pattern I noticed on more wealthy than average folks. Medication goes to another level, especially mental health meds
Just got better physically I suppose
could that play into the appetite thing?
Maybe? Id have to ask my doctor
There's a magic pill called exercise
im worse than a hello kitty girl
Ive always had weight loss issues, there was a time I couldnt keep my weight high enough
I think my body just hates me
sshh, don't tell them that their brain chem is held together by duct tape, spit and sawdust
"well adjusted"
okay
Anyone who doesn't play hentai games is automatically well adjusted by 2023 standards.
we did it guys
sowwy
A creature
Unfortunately, most terminally online furries, transgenders and lgbtq+ and political extremist types are excluded. They're the ones who tend to play this kind of degenerate shit.
Wherever i may jizz
he missed :(
Unironically a decent character creator.
Guys Im so controversial, look I come in to say things, please pay attention
With enough mods, of course.
Pronouns in bio. You play hentai games.
the story behind it is top tier too
Too bad about the like 100GBs of storage space needed.
i do nt :3

I just wish you could take part in the seed trading economy
Damn we're throwing around hentai accusations
hi noom
🤷♂️
gngn
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
Aloha
bootleg WW?
William White
that kinda white they give you at the paint store
Do people actually care about shade of paint, or is that like rich people stuff
You'll get it when you grow up
it matters
Like Im gonna be able to own a house of my own to paint at this rate
You will probably see that paintjob for at least the next two decades of your life. You better choose something that looks nice.
the the subtle off white?
beautiful
your soap is crumbling
lemme pick it up
go ahead 

what? the man dropped his soap and is going to pick it up

Snoozing is better than killing
she already at max dose, now only a cringebotomy would help
balls
@grizzled meadow
MADRID
real madrid? more like real mad 


@urban ocean did I just missed another bait moment from you
Send
Who said that

some guy
perfectly understandable reason, you cannot just hand out meth like that, you need to sell it
What guy
You literally sent the actual thing
It can't get more meme than this
i mean i don't live in US
yeah sure, i smell the odour of burgers from you
you don't smell the kebab but the burger?
you finally did it... you kill all the unicorns 
i love clowning on nft bros
based rhymes 😎👍

what is that
arma i think
dayz
thanks
i gotchu fam
oh man i'm tired of all of the politics shit in turkey recently
i go outside people talk politics
i go to youtube people talk politics
i go play some games on a turkish server people talk politics
i go to discord to talk with my friends they talk politics
just dont talk to turkish people
that's what i'm doing here
but like i live here after all
anyway, erdogan amirite?
i gotta talk with people
I'll never get over the fact that this is an italian band
i didnt know 
were they italian in the days that they made the song?
Now you know
No they're just italians
But if you don't look it up you can't know
french would make more sense because of the band name
Yeah you'll just think "it's another french/english band"
When in reality they're italian
aren't italians like italian
Aren't turkish like turk
yeah idk what i'm talking about
Si
having stronmk
Classic Mohg W
Common W
People come from #╓☢stalker-chat thinking they'll found rabbits and chocolate
Muthafucka we clown in this bitch
Better take yo sensitive ass back to #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
betta take yo sensitive ass back to #╟❓general-offtopic
real
It's always like this
i mean i hav e both of those :3
People who never posted in here found out that this place is hell and get burned
where rabbit pics
So I guess one of them is called Chocolate
Also this is the hell I was talking about
okey
dont pls :<

@grizzled meadow you wanted it
I have been damned
bro no way you got same day shipping to hell?
birb
reupload
just a silly middle aged man losing his shit over hats
HDB is voiced by https://youtube.com/user/chris20855
thank you for screaming and sobbing your heart out
the song is recommended by Luca Fish who said "Vesti La Giubba from Pavorotti's Pagliacci; famous opera about a sad clown, which harry is."
#discoelysium #discoelysiumfinalcut
Rabbit meat is quite delicious, actually.

he lost his kit on intechange
It's yours my friend but only if you have enough rubies
a classic dec rant
p!avatar 167699440088383488
BRUH 
i agree
what the fuck
yeah wtf

weeb wars
That's a definite warn moment
even more ,, funny '' jokes from the junkie! 
p!warn @livid anchor do not post shit like this even if you do not like said community
@livid anchor has been warned.
@livid anchor
No wait is that actually a trans hate pic
furry i think
wait how
that creature is trans?
its just ralsei from deltarune?
but well its a bit too extreme
no
since when tf has ralsei been trans
im making an ultranationalist eastern euro colony in rimworld
but i think the original image was
Soy jack mixed with deltarune bullshit
"I gently open the DnD folder..."
You mean Undertale
With pleasure ❤️
No, deltarune
thats also worshipping of tech
so the average eastern european city?
we dont worship tech dumbass
That ain't no fucking Toriel that was hanging off a rope, lol
Are they also incredibly racist?
It literally is Toriel wym
no
no it wasnt
Also post your modpack.
actual schizo
so a bunch of alcoholics

a,lright

@hushed marsh your pfp is Toriel right? Undertale
i spent a lot of effort on this modpack
No worries, I know how rimpy works.
it has very few errors
it has prepatcher in order to help with errors
this is toriel
mainly built around combat extended as well
this is ralsei
the milf goat
It's literally Toriel aaaaaaaa
no, it was ralsei kys
falco ur dumb
Literally the same character with a scarf
No, Ralsei is an expy of Toriel's son.
oh wait, im a modder on the ce discord and i have access to a few mods that arent available to the public, so maybe that modlist wont work
not even
Nay it bloody isn't wdym
A WHAT
falco ur SO dumb
its almost like they are fucking related you dumb neapolitan
HEY you don't talk to my wife like that
Falco caught lacking on undertale and deltarune knowledge
ralsei is like the asriel of deltarune or whatver i dunno the lore exactly
Imagine caring about those two games
Undertale the most overrrated shit i never understood ever
ralsei is asriel, but sissified
Toriel has a son. Named Asriel. Ralsei is a DnD character made by his adopted brother, Kris.
why
what are we even arguing about
it has has a good song tho
I didn't even play deltarune myself yet, but i learned about characters through memes to know who is who 
i saw the pic that satrted but i dont even get what this argument is about anymore
Kris made a game to get along with his bully.
Great game
@devout hull
who the hell is Kris
Kris Vector?
@stone blade
Deltarune protag
||and custom mods to balance out some of the mods ||
Da.
with RIP ammo in a bush
its herobrine
twitter down for y'all as well?
We'll literally get this thing and no one else
Also squirrel wife best wife
This is a blessing from the heavens.
its down? nice
indeed 
here we go
And this is because I fucking know my references
Then mfs barge in saying "BUT YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED 300 HOURS OF LORDS OF THE RING YOU SUCK LOL"
lotr is overrated trash
uhm
@grizzled meadow BUT YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED 300 HOURS OF LORDS OF THE RING YOU SUCK LOL
you are wrong for 1 singular reason
Rip from the VHS with original sound FX the dvd version is lacking
it's alright, not every opinion needs to be factually correct
It's shit, isn't it?
I knew it.
This better get cut short by an attack.
no
oh shit its ame
idk what is that but reminds me of this:
it says "I didn't ask"
fr me
The way it loops in-game is smart, reminiscent of how Hurry Up looped.
I do not own the music. Pizza tower composers are Mr. Sauceman, ClascyJitto(Frostix) and POST ELVIS.
Pizza tower belongs to Tour De Pizza.
Come on, just buy the soundtrack!! You know you want it!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2250640/Pizza_Tower_Soundtrack/ https://ron...
why this song fire doe
Got that vsr98 drip
@heady crow
dumb question so brainfart is perfect: can you amend clauses to a contract prior to signing it and if the other party doesn't check enforce those?
Like with a bank account contract for example, removing the yearly fee and then suing if they try to enforce it
John Gutter
Bloodsauce Dungeon
Oh Shit! (that's an actual level name)
Gnome Forest
Fastfood Saloon
that's cool and all, but
your butt
Peppino dies in honorable combat to save his restaurant.
I do not own the music. Pizza tower composers are Mr. Sauceman, ClascyJitto(Frostix) and POST ELVIS.
Pizza tower belongs to Tour De Pizza.
Come on, just buy the soundtrack!! You know you want it!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2250640/Pizza_Tower_Soundtrack/ https://ronandecastel.ban...
It's Pizza Time is a nice track (especially the last minute) but it's impossible to not admit
The Death That I Deservioli goes so fucking hard
explain
there's absolutely no breathing space in it, it doesn't stop and it keeps your blood pumping
God damn it, I thought I left this fandom. How the shit did It's Pizza Time bring this back into my recs?
that's some nostalgia right there
brother you can just reply
the gifs are whacky shatap
I mean you can reply without tagging my name so the gif gets embedded without a link
he doesnt know what memes hes stealing that are top voted

lmao

xpleen+
any reason to post hentai
yep, i get to mute someone
can someone explain me this?
There was a starbucks meme of various ladies getting asked for breastmilk.
But nobody wants Aqua.

I’m still waiting for birb pics 
posted one after u asked but u blind as fucjk
i shall post another
Bet
Does the birb belong to your Gf iedy or what?
once I saw that, but was freefire
nice government drone
@maiden carbon please save us

Goodbye 
it was a pleasure having you here for exactly 0.3 seconds


tagged grok?
OH NA
he’s also going to die
autism got wild

rest in peace
@austere shadow final words?
but so will the boykisser memes
why are yall having a mental breakdown over a dog image?
abra kadabra
he doesn't know
you dont understand the trauma those caused
the lore
shhh
Wtf
brainfart lore
i have spoken too much

Nothing happened on the 23rd of February
@final cedar you are now exile
EXILED
fate worse than death
honestly, the fact it happened on my birthday was really cool
nice birthday gift
all moderators should be exiled from brainfart. Make it a lawless wasteland of evil
a cool car vid i found
REALLLL
or we should just ban all of you and erase brainfart
without brianfarters there is no brainfart
thats less funny tho
Utopia
bruh it was the 23rd last month
not for the one with the gun
it still counts
but you will have no one left to ban
lonely











