#🎪bruh-fart
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||I cooka da pizza||
mario saves the princess
ive had enough fun for now, see yall later today
alright man
if you come back and you don't have access to brainfart anymore I give you my regards
yes

Madi got gae blinked
we live in dangerous times
we're gonna get spoiler blinked
honestly getting me kicked from brainfart cus he doesnt like spoilers would be incredibly petty
Before Madi we had to limit access to another user
And I actually removed access from the RP chat to other users
So yes, we can
It's easy
|| Man, i wouldn't mind replaying dying light 1 again on highest difficulty level 1, since my main is max legend rat.... But i also have to grind legend levels in DL2
||
Sometimes i think exiling someone to only RP channel is worse than Brainfart
Ive made a huge and continuous lapse in my judgement

is dl 2 as bad as it used to be
did they fix it somewhat
nah, its better now
It got improved, and still gets worked on
and its still getting improved
dying light didnt start that good aswell
I refuned the pre order once the game launched, it was terrible then 😄
took years to get to where it is now
how is the dying light series? never really dipped into it yet
Now it's playable, still needs a year of two of hard polish
yeah and that's exactly why they should've put more time in the second one to avoid that
but alas
they didnt
that never happens
yeah I guess so
MADI GOT BANNED FROM BRAINFART?
That is golden
and Crystal technically banned herself

Parkour is janky and nighttime is rather frustrating experience to play....|| Like who's bright idea was it to add howlers, zombies killing your momentum with a slap or being this fucking grabby||
because she put her real age on discord and this channel is age restricted
story wise it's pretty decent in my opinion
so yeah
like honestly who sets their discord age, as their ACTUAL IRL AGE
but the gameplay is why you should get it most
Me because I’m not a child
🙂
Sir, please present your id card
ive watched a lot of content on it, just never had the motivation to play it lol
You’re about to get a dick pic if you aren’t careful
feel like it’s a better experience with friends
you should play the first one
it's worth every penny

every game is better with friends
dl is no exeption
Listen man; it’s not small. It’s fun sized

In my country we call that “mikro tsoutsouni”
As long as group agrees to put grappling hook into the stash
what are you talking bout
graphing hook is best
that shit is so fun to use
That’s the point
You’ve obviously never beamed around the map while on speed
Omg
i play the game mostly for the part where you get to cut down an entire horde of zombies with a machete
parkour isn't a big part of the game for me
||damn people can write anything without falco seeing because of the spoilers function||
REACTION TIME GI BRBRBRBRBRBR
i can write whatever i want and falco cant check out of fear
|| kuai dagger and 3 potions that increase your speed, zoom faster than using a buggy
||
imagine needing to add the spoiler thing to do that
I'm sure the decomposing husks of human chasing you around would have the motor skills to throw grappling hooks around
I meant the drug but yeah that works too
We are talking about volatiles
Do a slur
they are just as decomposing as regular zombies
:))
that doesnt work, the other admins can see
bros don't even have skin anymore
i wish it did

I assume no responsibility for his actions
gordon freeman is secretly being brainwashed by the vortigaunts to do their bidding
||that's just something you came up with||
shhhhhhhhh
oh yeah
Gordon freeman is actually not related to morgan freeman
damn really?

immersion broken
gordon freeman isnt a person
In dying light two you find out you are in fact the dying light
Dying light in your moms eyes as your existence disappoints and saddens her

and you were dying
Bery
sun
I am the one who die- i mean lights
Are you scared of VC because you are actually 17?

and I'm at school
so that's the main reaosn
They do not or you’d be banned
I've said it before while they were active
True
if I disappear by tomorrow it was nice knowing you mr ur

Salud Comrade. Viva la españa! Viva la bery!
i don't know what these guys do when they ban people
Come to your house and shoot your balls off

jokes on them I live in an appartment
and I got 2 doors protecting me
so I'd like to see them try
what was the message
🙂

i told him to die
Dont give them ideas...
Join VC Brainfart comrade Dagoth ur needs help picking AK and camo pattern
So I can larp in the woods as a retard
school 
Why are you on discord at school?

Focus on your education and grow big and strong
the council will decide
Like vlad
RUH ROU
cause we do this thing every once in a while we're we go to a workshop place and they show us how to use tools and shit
but we barely ever do any actual work so I just chill most of the time
and the teacher doesn't mind
if these are my last few messages on this channel so be it
if I die I die as a true human being
Blessed is bery, the sixth house and tribe unmourned welcome saint Bery, vivec will now be renamed Beryville. may the moderators be gentle with his ass.
beryville doesn't sound like a bad place honestly
There are a LOT of crack hoes
it'd be sick if that's what came from my death
as long as the name is cool people will come to visit no matter what
vegas is a place after all
Vegas? You mean sewer town?
hopefully that's not offensive to anyone
you said it not me
purrito
that boy is probably so uncomfortable but he doesn't have the willpower to express it

@queen forum
trying to summon the Pizza Tower fans once again
War rages on, an entire army of pizza creatures against two chefs and a rat.
I do not own the music. Pizza tower composers are Mr. Sauceman, ClascyJitto(Frostix) and POST ELVIS.
Pizza tower belongs to Tour De Pizza.
Come on, just buy the soundtrack!! You know you want it!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2250640/Pizza_Tower_Soundtrack/ http...
wrong at least 90% of those shots would completely miss the target
at least thats what happened when emptied a half a mag from the m4a1 point blank range on a guy with an ak
3 shots hit
I'll play it, one day
Just the fact that the game is basically Warioland 4 is more than enough
an Italian playing Pizza Tower
thought I'd never see the day
aids 
i mean there's probably a lot of Italians playing it
whatever you do, do NOT stay in the main menu for 40 seconds without activating the TVs
@queen forum
good memes on brainfart? i wonder what caused this 
999
ALL OF THEM
as a great fan of the scp universe I approve of this image
thats pretty funny
the PAYDAY gang will do something that Chaos Insurgency never managed to do
give it cocaine
candy is pretty much cocaine for it
so imagine what cocaine would do
Knowing those drunkard crack addicts they'll probably steal God or something.
i cant even imagine
scarlet king gonna be shitting himself if 999 snorts some flour
Yes
yes
I absolutely will
lmao
good. 
payday crew will release the plague doctor and recruit him into the heist crew
he has his own mask

they would never allow a french person to be in their crew
plague doctor's not real he's just a wannabe with Infamy 2

literally me
the shit eating grin
that's what everyone saw during 2020
hey at least it's not a weird flying guy with some sorta physics gun and a nuke
MAXWELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

how am I still alive
Posted it a while ago
by now I would've expected to be struck down by the gods
it was like before christmas if i recall correctly
Yes
no balls
nooooo 
sopa :)))
is catmint like an extra version of catnip or something
catmint
good luck in there
I'm probably gonna see you there tomorrow
depending what the gods judge as my fate
thanks
p!translate en PORCO DIO
PORCO DIO
PORK GOD
huh???
Ahahahahahah
It's a slur
Directed to God
It's a thing only Italians have
p!translate EN bestemmia
bestemmia
blasphemy
damn italian superiority smh
That's the word I was looking for, blasphemy
so basically like omg
No that's not a bad thing

My thing is an insult
Oh my God is an exclamation, an exclamation that is seen badly because you're saying his name in vain
so anyway
fk you
bitch
hi ivan
It's nice
hehehe kitty
It's a great... morning 
13:00 now for us
FICK YOU
:(
imbeciles
stacked
the council
nsfw
isnt that a rule in christianity everywhere?
I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE

i just noticed how many switches and shit train carts have on the sides
hello team
ofc it is
Hello
Hello, Kairos. how are you today?
Good
Got my marks from a presentation
And I have my the noon free of uni shit, so I can continue editing

what grade
THAT IS ALOT OF GSWs
@stone blade @stone blade @stone blade
hi hi
6 different bullets
How you doing
Gooood
Its tha long weekend am relaxin
hbu
GUESS WHO'S BACK!
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Hi bruno
gnomes are real
WHERE
Murica 
ty
nanomachines when
my uni just built a new major for health and they need to hire 25 professional doctors to teach
kekw
and buy cadavers that can worth millions
chad cat
my dog was shitting herself from fear
legit at the end of the session she took a shit in the vets office
yep after i castrated my dog , the moment we get in the vet's office he starts shaking like mad
my cat is notorious at his vet for being very elusive
THE CAT HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
once he escapes, and he will escape, they struggle to get him lmfao
he knows how to open doors it's honestly kinda scary
my dog knows how to do that tooa
she stopped tho
he opened the fucking front door to try and go outside and i have to deadbolt it now
that mf is NOT allowed in public hed kill everything and everyone
my dog would open the kitchen door and go inside the house
not for long 
gamburger

thats a gun?
looked like a sandwich at first

Thats a frog?
looked like a tumor at first
me and your dad 
in game yourself
cant
i made a deal
and now im stuck here till i nuke the sun

Thats a fist?

thats a remotely detonated military grade explosive device?
@grizzled meadow what day is it ?
my hands
i eat it with the plate
my intestines are more scarred than a child who saw that creepy old man in the playground open up his trenchcoat
p!hug @orchid robin
okay
just this once
i will do it
istg if pancake shows some lewd shit
p!hug @heady crow
Hand
pancake is still on thin ice
Hi
p!hug @orchid robin
you already got one
greedy fuck
mfs really set the post apocalyptic movie in australia
as if the apocalypse would change anything there
thats called gasoline in a perfume bottle
you do know that long exposure to gasoline fumes can cause brain damage right?
hell even in its liquid form, inhaling the smell is also dangerous if done often
Gasoline smell and a mental illness?
Ayo pass that shit over here.
not mental illness, brain damage
Thats why i want to smell it
Which will inevitably cause a mental illness.
shits bussin
i doubt thats how it works
You came into the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.
anyways
i am announcing that
i am about to do something that might not be a good idea
neither do i care about your opinion
post pics during and after so we can laugh at you
yes
No
Then perish.
and an exercise that literally has you hanging upside down and can cause nausea after some time
Sounds like a skill issue if you can't handle it.
Videotape yourself doing it then
Don't say graphics card to me, man. Valheim has been kicking my ass because I'm using an AMD and not Nvidia.
use intel
laptop
use potato
Not risking it.
although
Don't have a fuckable piece of circuitry to attach it to.
i heard there are like exterior gpus
like their own tiny boxes that you connect to the laptop
This is vile.
overpriced as fuck most likely tho
330 dollars?!
what gpu tho

Google showed the price wrong:
yeah burn nvidia headquarters till they lower prices
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GPU is really sold separately.
yap
Might as well buy a high end desktop pc at that point.

the day of the french fries
the worst day
It's not even on the GPU manufacturers, there is a global shortage for materials to build one for years now
buy a prebuilt, rip the gpu out, sell the rest of the pc, profit.
how to get gpu at low prices UNPATCHED
the gpu is probs more expensive than the rest of the pc so you are at a net loss
not really, the gpu in a prebuilt is cheaper than if you buy it separately
nah it's generally more cost effective if u do it smart and sell the shit at a good price
i used to do that shit every time i wanted to upgrade
it was a valid strategy during peak price hours a year or two ago especially
this was also when gpu prices were like 3000
Return of the queen
CORI
coriii !!!
how are you
the guzzler is back...
yeah i guess my tactic is outdated but this was what i was doing 2 yrs ago
I'm pretty gud, pretty gud
i just havent upgraded my pc since 2019
thats my tactic
i just steal them
my friend bought a prebuilt before the price hike and his gpu was worth the entire prebuilt price a year later 
ayo is that THE famous streamer c0rvin ????
gonna work on the streaming room at some point ?
mine is fine but i had an issue the other day where my VGA light on my mobo was on and wouldnt turn off, thus my pc wouldnt boot
Computers get twice as efficient every decade while retaining their size, but their prices go ^^^^^^^^
I WANT MY COMPUTER TO FILL UP AN ENTIRE ROOM JUST TO DO BASIC MATH CALCULATIONS
@heady crow fishing?
Rob a museum.
this ole girl has a few years left in her tho
ROCK AND STONE
ROCK AND STONE
we stoning?
this pic goes SO HARD
How i want to be
feel free to screenshot
another day without margaret thatcher is a damn good day
I would never steal your nft
on the day of margaret thachers funeral a new public toilet was unveiled
Another day without degeneracy in brainfart is good day
god i love that cat
stepan is better
atomic heart nut speedrun%
iedy wtf
27 seconds no glitches
this moderator hornyposting on main
mfw when I dreamt that a new Stoneshard update released, I just checked and it was just a dream
@trim pilot fuck you im reinstalling warframe
Maxwell a dawg
down the path of no return
he doesnt know
ayo I remember that art from somewhere, was it a manhwa?
Solo Leveling
Suppressed Carabineer Shotgun just slaps so hard
Woops this is shit post my mistake
say fucks so hard instead
@maiden carbon I'm sorry grock I posted non shit posts in the circus tent!!!
Fucks so hard is such an awesome saying
I ping him daily it's ok.
Just praise him.
Be his little stalker simp.
Grok has a praise kink, got it.
does that go into the notes too?
Hahaha I'm dead
NO I HEAR LIBERTY PRIME COMING THIS WAY!
NOOOOOOO
Pretty much all we need to know.
Dunno about that, Grok did ban femboys.


zdravo majmunce
Si caco anche io
ok spaghet man

Mangiare cazzo
PISHKI NA MAIKATI PUTKATA DA EBA TUPA DA EBA
PISHKI

tarkov is getting rid of examining items
and flea market barter only shit
so i can actually just buy marked keys instead of trade some stupid fucking shit for them
if they wont lower the bse price of the key as well , enjoy having keys for 10 mil anyway
i sure hope they are not that dumb
Guys should i cop?

Dude..
Real
aw hell yea
Bastard = bastardo, yes
To eat, it's a verb
so he told me to eat shit
@hoary elk jedi mi kurac
Go ahead 
He told you to, literally, "to eat dick"
No entiendo perro culiao ajajja igual te la hice
jebem ti sve
No Foreign languages in brainfart
i learned italian with grezzo due
i didnt learn italian. i did, however, eat their pasta and didnt pay
you guys like the hair?
Hair doesn't fit you.
Good answer.
that's a good quantity of hair
p!avatar @stone blade
its bellow my shoulders
would (con todo respeto)
if i see this guy on the street i go across and make a cross
- average East European

I'm gonna throw some caltrops in front of his car and leave.
falco what the shit
???
This shit will never get old
🤝
that avatar did the numbers
Your beard's better than your hair.
molto bene
KING OF FAH HABBAH
MY BEARD IS BETTER THAN YOUR MOTHER
teach gypsy children
Removing beard rn
i teach them english, they teach me how to lockpick
i have abeard
fair exchange
cuz im lazy to shave
Don't shave
Good moewning
It looks good on you
My dog woke me up early today
beard
?
glue a beard on it
Beard?
beard annoying
but
my laziness is stronger
so it stays
maybe I become a monk and go live on a mountain
who knows
alcohol and a lighter will burn that beard right off (i am not liable for anything else getting burnt off)
banned
but what about vauban resurgence
dont you want vauban
and what about the platinum you could sell the parts for
i was never it in for the money
go teach alo
Honestly i prefer to translate instead of teach
fuck english philology
fuck philology
i wanna communicate in grunts again
get me out of here
I wanna waste my braincells on shitposts and not work
sure thing
uh oh
NO WAIT LIKE NOT HERE HERE
LMAO
goodbye :D

You are now forever destined to fart with us.

Fuckin fine
I'll make my own tax evasion empire in here
With blackjack and hookers
Hard image
@narrow lotus can I at least have some type of yellow for my username for the big ass pisspiss baby that I am?
If I am an exile now I wanna be one with p a s s i o n
post racist memes
post forbidden content
Why do I hear Falco rack the slide of a pistol?
Because I am baiting the both of you.
Well who'll be faster? Me posting racist shit or falco banning me
Jkjk
unless..?
@grizzled meadow hi

Piss piss baby? You have a water sports kink or something…
I like water sports, I frequently throw car batteries into the ocean to help the fishes recharge
I love it

Caught in 4k mfer
I prefer throwing microplastics but you got the spirit
We'll get along just fine
Just crack the battery and let the acid out, they recharge faster that way.
How discord moderátor life looks like
Bad to thé 
Dream car
keep the beard, man. you look great
The throwing batteries in the ocean is a Chad move so your career is already good
finally some good beard game

..............................
Bad to the bone
"I don't wanna take you to a gae bar, I will take you to a gae bar."
go ahead sweetie~
I quit using drugs for good
Now you use them for evil?
Y E S
i use them for eeevviiiiillllll
This is why I'm better than you.
this is why youre the one sucking dicks
It's way more fun to join the war on drugs on the side of the drugs
Of course.
how ironic
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my town

gey
Anyways, the time for talk has passed, Odin's work must be done.
i'm addicted to bread
degenerate
i am addicted to sniffing feet sniffer
Maybe the most German place name I've seen in my life
Somewhere close to where I live there is a fucking village called Poggendorf 
bad to the bone
GATOR NO I'M NOT OKAY PLEASE HELP ME, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE
i vape
the voices in my head get louder
@raw moss i see you have been exiled
Accidentally
braintard
Poor choice of words
ecks dee
But I think it may be for the best
This place is the perfect containment chamber before I bombard the novice chat with 8tb of furry porn
perfect
you have 10 seconds
I don't mind
Bro I'm at work you could take my personal space hostage and I wouldn't notice it
if youre in my space after 10 seconds i am going to chew out your larynx
Hot

Perfect, leaving me unsupervised would be the end of this channel
no.
I will always be nice to the server staff, with how much of a pain in the ass we all are you can only appreciate their efforts to keep us contained
im going to make their lives worse
No balls
i wish nothing but agony
420d
I will genuinly consider it if I know how long I'll get muted for
Everysingle time
ultimate power
Pinging grok to wish him a nice day just to get muted any% speedrun
Time for some NSFW in here
Some people might say
I'm a comedic genius
Like I invented the funny
No need to thank me

Nah not right now there are too many people around me that could save my life
🌩️ 🌩️ 🌩️
Don't wanna do a full job for half the downtime
I prefer controllers tbh, they do it for me
for whom the beeeeell toooolls
TIME MARCHES ON








