#🎪bruh-fart
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do you think its looked down upon to brap in an mrap like in an elevator?
100%
bc you can't roll down the windows
cant just open a window
i mean maja is polish right? also geh af so prob in IT
any other criteria?
I'M STILL STANDING
YEAH YEAH YEAH
maja?
in IT?
doubt it
But who's to judge the right from wrong
WHEN OUR GUARDS IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE
THAT VIOOOLENCE BREEDS VIOOOLENCEEE
BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY 
ping me when falco joins a vc and sings there
WHY WON'T YOU DIE
Nano machines son
Happened one or twice
THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHISYCAL TRAUMA
Played college ball ya know?
i still wanna hear falco do his Mongolian throat singing
mfs gonna battle it out for the future of the country and then pull shit like this a few months later https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bZgUMMb8YE
#meme #metalgearrising #memes #metalgear #offensivememes #offensive #dankmemes #dankmeme
falco do you smoke all your life?
falco smokes that gaz that goodgood, literally gabagool that you can smoke
yes
@grizzled meadow has a very handsome voice~
Oh noes..
Falco be smoking that gabagas
i want him to whisper sweet nothings to me
so asmr
I did smoked cigarettes for some years, then I vaped
lmao why didn't i think of that FUUUUCKKK
Now nothing, I stopped when Covid hitted
the gabagaz
ok vaping is kinda gey, youre no longer my daddy
Now he only smoke that Cannoli pack
my man 
fr fr
hey, he said he stopped
you can get the vaper to stop vaping, but that never stops his homosexuality
p!
what ?


Leave him alone 
Youre officially my Daddy again ❤️
Vaping is for chads

just dont smoke at all
I only have a vape for herb matter 
inhale the non spicy air now 
vaping is for cowards that wanna avoid lung cancer
But it depends what you put in the your vape
you fucking junkie prob inject the mariuhanas into your eyeballs
Water 
eye drops
straight into my retina
if you smoke you always have the chance to become walter white
even if you don't smoke
thats less likely
but the chance is higher if you do
Not anymore
90% of lung cancer victims smoke
I only vaped good italian stuff, don't worry
Pasta water
100% of smoking people die
I am monolith simper from now on
ravioli?
dont breath air
the gabagas
100% of criminals in Jail are Criminal
Still alive
100% of people that breath die
that is uhh factually untrue
not for long now
the criminals here are made of criminal
Wrong
thats a big no from me, dawg
But 100% of people that don’t breath die as well
Dropping facts bombs tonight

breathe sometimes?
Uhm
even better
and the moral of the story: No matter what you do, you die anyways
not to mention political prisoners
protesters
etc etc
Fake news
my boi dindu nuffin
Rip invictus run
what the fuck does it wan-
You're going to hell dawg
ok bruh pump the breaks
i fucking hope not,i would never get to heaven. Like any other Brainfarter
gates to the Sarcophagus
That’s why you need to enjoy the ride
heaven sounds lame as hell anyway
fr
Carpe diem
Don’t you just love ascending to heaven in a holy year of 1984
boomer ass joke, expected 
that reminds me
@grizzled meadow u still didnt answer me
why is my voice making u act unwise
its from a biggie song
everyone can do it
Falcos voice is making me act unwise 
very inspirational ❤️
So true bestie
or make it miserable for everyone else
Then your ride might end prematurely
with unexpected silence
of varying duration
usually 1d
unless you get a raul menendez death
thats what they think

but then the channels never reappear
also @grizzled meadow who tf is this guy, he new ?
as far as i know, helper can't mute or ban
fresh from the mitts
i'm waiting
no one is replacing madi dude, hes just recovering from femboy phase
Autism phase*
something along these lines
no mute? no ban? no bitches?
amen
Bro that moment when Neil set foot on the moon hit different
@somber warren nice role
Wanna hear a very funny fact
About helper role
I can add roles
But i can't remove them

Ok, i need to get that fixed
💪you will need a spatula for me
I wonder what he sees right now
experimenting discord staff functions on normal users without knowing the consequences 
time to pretend he didn't literally ask for this huh
he didnt
and even if he did, why do it ?
someone asks you to pop a cap in their ass IRL you do it ?
no harm done, im about to fix it too
very fortunately for him all the mods vanished

@grizzled meadow oi cunt
@steady trellis
fix this shit
@lunar brook


oh shit
fake news
I wasn't aware that i don't know how i would remove it myself
What happened
This Helper muted @somber warren and cant remove the role
Kolerder is an old user
p!unmute @somber warren
@somber warren has been unmuted.
you know i only live in Brainfart
Because you have a beautiful voice
so everyone outside of brainfart dosent exist for me
not on brainfart occasionally = new
Ok now i want my food free of charge or i'm gonna give this restaurant a bad yelp review
of all things
exactly
It's the meme, don't you know the meme?
p!unmute @safe sundial Federal Agent Hater
You are missing the mod.unmute permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.
i do know the meme
but theres been times where u left vc cuz of my voice
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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p!infractions @somber warren
Total infractions: 2
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 1
Infractions within the past week: 1
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 11/30/2022 10:35pm UTC
Reason: Arguing international politics.
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Time: 03/01/2023 07:46pm UTC
Reason: No reason specified
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don't mind the edit i just corrected a minor spelling mistake 
death sentence
what you cookin
ima cooka da pizza
@steady trellis can u mute me
post it on #🥘food when done
And unmute me
nice enjoy
i can but i will forget to reverse it when people ping me for no reason 
Bruh
this is like the ww1 christmas truce, both sides having fun and chatting when the next day they could very well become enemies again
just delete this message skom.
Stfu

@eager quest missed you but zdravo
Hahaha yea that moment was great
can we be friends
i think you are cool
and u like my memes so
win win
Mò gli mando tutta la merda che mi dici in privato

sei tu che non mi caghi
so much for tryina be a friend
No italiano
Ma se mi chiedi cose da aggiungere su GAMMA come ti rispondo 
i have not
dont
i wont
Italia moment
Fun fact: the Italian word for Italy is Merda. Whenever you want to compliment an Italian say that that's what their country is
Venezuelan Messi
I was told i should compliment Food with: Stronzo Vaffanculo
I was told i should compliment men with nice cokc
no
awesome meatballs
All warfare is based — Son Zoo
except gamma warfare
doesn’t fucking work
shit of piss
Im telling you
the Vector is disgusting
mp5 is honest to god dogshit compared
Why is battlebit popping off, whats the catch
127vs127
vector must be some other typa shit then
casual squad with fun movement and gunplay
and 127v127 matches
destructible buildings
etc
The catch is that servers are only open on specific days during specific times
its basically a less graphic intensive battlefield with giant teams
During other times the servers are closed and you can’t play it
Yeah, i was about to ask how the fuck do they handle matching 300 people at once
i guess thats how
it only happens on a full moon when stars allign
checks out
it was a bunch of dudes, fed up with EA and BF so they made their own
runs on a potatoe and has more functional features
its good, the graphics are completely secondary once you play it
Popeyes is expensive as fuck now speaking of which
you deserve some popeyes chicken
$11:19 for a 2 piece chicken is insane
more like poopass chicken
they even have picture in picture scopes lmao
Popeyes is good af but the prices are outrageous rn
what the fuck
imo the best feature which every fucking game should have is the staged reload
bruh
oh my god yes please
look at this lil guy
I know it’s not Popeyes fault because chicken is mighty expensive rn but gawd damn

you do
youve been a big boy today
you deserve some overpriced chicken because price doesent matter right now
omwghhhh brunoo haiii 💅
@grizzled meadow
Yes, what
WTAF IS THIIIIIIIIIS
@digital quartz
a perfet vo thats what that is
saul goodman
saulo goodoman
either that or "only fight when you know you'll win"
saulo bomhomem
I'm going to post something I never have before and I hope that you appreciate the level of dedication I have to this meme
why do you have a drain on the ceiling
Landlord special
Thankfully not everything in here is garbage
The Rome Total War Original Soundtrack was composed by Jeff van Dyck in 2003-2004. It features vocals by Angela van Dyck, and bouzouki and mandolin by Saki Kaskas.
dude got the ring light okay e-girl
I just read the news; feels bad.
this thing for east europeans is apartment money
p!mute @brazen vault 
@brazen vault has been muted.
p!unmute @brazen vault
@brazen vault has been unmuted.
p!clearinfractions @brazen vault
Successfully removed 2 infractions from @brazen vault
This is just a wild guess.
@digital quartz
i also got one 
How else can I illuminate my throbbing manbussyon stream


You are very welcome I'm glad you all have accepted me with open arms.
Am I using this channel correctly?
I only use mine for OnlyFans

More like only mans amirite???
Attah boy
bet this mf also has an OF
we stay silly
Honestly I don't even know why I keep my streaming set up since I do it literally never
same
typical roman paganism
i only stream the most random bullshit on twitch
I don't know if I'm happy or sad that I have no clue what any of that supposed to mean
Cute twink
so im guessing a vers is both top and bottom? 
yes also called a switch
gay-mane or battle-bottom ?
top-bottom discourse is stupid and annoying lol
no that's fair I just feel like human sexuality is a bit too varied and complex to have arbritrary distinctions like top and bottom
this meme is accurate because war thunder players are just monkeys
(I'm only mad I'm too poor to afford premium)
war thunder looks fun
I mean I haven't played in years and it's pay to win but it can't be that bad
The grind is attrocious
if premium was a one time buy thing I wouldn't be as mad
instead it's the stupid world of tanks bullshit where you pay for temporary premium
like bruh
40 dollars for half a year? even Sony isn't that greedy
Hello
I just parked at 4.0 BR and play it exclusively
even though I've unlocked tanks up to 7.0 by now lol
"war thunder isn't pay to win" is just cope
I don't even buy the tanks
if I could disable vehicle research entirely, I would 
just let me play my panzer IV with the awesome-for-its-tier F2 gun
gaijin fucking sucks 
What color is your panzer?
I was shitfaced, so was my buddy that was my rear gunner

its not fun at all
what color is your messerschmitt
I showed you my panzer pls respond
hey it's just like Zula
also it's white. I unlocked winter camo for it and I just use that. On any map.
White and black

red flag holy shit 
Okay wait
dude i was unlocking the ADATS and gaijin releases a new SPAA 
why does everyone with a german officer pfp have to be a channer 
@grizzled meadow
its my dad

and he was an NCO

Jesus Christ 💀
what ?
Yes that's intentional lmao
Thats 3, the roundel has 4
The kekistan flag is a dogwhistle made by /pol/, not even saying this ironically 
same as the 👌
@grizzled meadow what do we think of this?
yes @grizzled meadow what does daddy think of this ? ❤️
it's literally a symbol used by neo nazis to "own the libs" because "LOOK IT'S NOT LITERALLY THE SWASTIKA! GOTTEM!!!"

thats the funny part about it
i got kicked out of a booth at gamescom in 2018 for doing the 👌 because they legit believed it ment white power
people are so gullible
yeah dude I love using neo Nazi symbolism and then laughing when people call it neo nazi symbolism, epic joke!!!!!
its just KEK c'mon now
channers have literal amoeba humor
mf is malding
yeah I am malding

see, when I sink my political messaging behind enough layers of irony, I don't look like a neo nazi, I just look like a cynical asshole 
If we don't see anything bad in it (which I think it's what we're not doing it right now) it's just a chan thing
Thanks daddy ❤️
Nah nah kkk
do not sully the windmill of friendship and acceptance
While this is true, no one is actually going on a political streak + that stuff is literally a chan shitpost
No problem from my POV
there's no overt political messaging but it is a pretty big red flag to me and I'll just leave it there. not asking you to ban him or something because... why would I? that's dumb?
At this point even talking about HWNDU (he will not divide us) it's a red flag and political messaging, while in reality it's a big meme on internet
also isnt it used as a sfw symbol to be maken fun of for the real symbol and its absurd?
its a great meme

it really is
finding kekistan, 👌 and HWNDU funny in 2023 is a red flag even if it's a meme. two things can be true at once.
indeed
you are a red flag
gotem
that's going to be a big no from me, dawg
Like I always say it's about the context, in this case no one have the desire to create a problem in here
thog dont caare
looks like you stumbled into the wrong crowd my guy
He Will Not Divide Us is funny if you look at what the internet did
yes Iedy, i agree
Yeah okay Iedy 
hello
hi there

someone's getting their jimmies rustled
i dont care about you 1st world problems
Birdmam
the absurdity is funny i guess, it's just a bit sussy how the people that find it funny tend to be on /pol/
u talking political?
Man the whole thing can be reduced to one thing: you're looking too much into the matter
Brainfart getting political?
you afraid of channers or some shit? lmaoo
Bye
Hey now dont make assumptions here, i also frequent /k/, /fit/ and /gif/
this should be pinned in the #❗welcome
gimme some
/k/ gigachad
4chan in 2023?
no just very annoyed 
real fed vibes from this message tbh
/k/ compared to all other boards
no it's not fed shit that's just the default reaction
If there was even a hint of actual political problem that could go in heated discussions, it would be already gone, in this case nothing is happening
real, i member the pic of the dude that stuck his dick in the sks bolt, or the one time that dude tried to fuck balistic gelatine. Peak comedy
its firearms politics
every chan board is sus, /pol/ is just super sus, the sussiest if you will
nah
me rn
call it what you want
PiscesBlau will not divide us
PiscesBlau will not divide us
PiscesBlau will not divide us
PiscesBlau will not divide us
PiscesBlau will not divide us
PiscesBlau will not divide us
this is true
PiscesBlau will not divide us
@queen finch exsists
some dude: This is a red flag mimimimi
I hate red flags too
they are just different ones
fr
chillen
grillen
"yeah the literal actual neo nazi board with neo Nazis that only exists to quarantine the neo nazis from the rest of the website is sus"
"no"
im malding and seething
copium overdose
coping, even
/pol/ is so bad even /b/ doesn't like it like come on
Funny drinking game, everytime @wicked crater says neo nazi, drink a shot
or red flag
i think im gonna go to the hospital tonight

how so?
I would be so drunk rn lmao
hey, game for you, go to /pol/ and take a shot every time you see someone mention the Jews 
no
||PiscesBlau will not divide us||
actual /pol/ nazis IRL
this is funny as fuck lmao
#🎪bruh-fart message
this
completely true

literally me fr fr on god bussin
everytime a wehraboo says "if only steiner launched his counteroffensive, then Germany could have won" an angel dies in heaven 
the classic
aight back to nioh work
you take a shot for every second Pisces will get muted
you wanna murder me?
uh oh
this way i can kill you both in one shot ( ingame )
PiscesBlau will not divide us
thats rare
he do be kinda pushing it
He started that
I plead the 5th
this is discord not america
Legendary Item
the 5th dont apply
i plead the 69th
Your silly little American laws don't apply here
we were talking about war thunder and then the german dude brought up kekistan and I said "red flag" and it escalated from there 
but dicord tos sure is busting balls about guns here 
what in the fuck
they are? i wouldn't know. I can not legally own firearms. And since i'm german, i love my laws
you can
i own guns

yeah, you cant really discuss guns anymore but #╟❓general-offtopic
thats why its age restricted
wait just in gamma or in general?
whack, not like i ever used that channel
new TOS bans the promotion of regulated or illegal items
anywhere but #╟❓general-offtopic
real real
i mean it's a legality thing
its ran by furries, what do you expect ?
it applies to drugs too
become monke go back to teamspeak
And in here, if you really want to, since we have a thread
since people were dealing drugs over discord and shit lmao
why ? i use whatsapp for that
FUCK THEY ARE ONTO ME

i gotta go
Destroy... the ... evidence....
it's mostly for drugs, guns happen to be lumped in because they're regulated goods and there's a lot of edgy boys meming about the boogaloo or something
It's dumb
go away
never
based
chairman
you so lucky you wetting falcos balls, if not you would get muted so hard
i hate red flags
why ?
i posted that before
In the great purge of 23 ppl got muted for less
is furry still allowed ?
Remember 23.02.23
no
furry bait is not allowed
boring
neither is femboy bait
kms
i mean its very cringe
i'm the master of baiting
good, just how i like it
are you... the Masterbaiter?
31
naturally
why do you have to be like this
because being normal is boring
which way, autistic male?
as gandhi said
did you just assume his gender?
wow I got whiplash to 2018 holy shit
next you'll make an attack helicopter meme 
@grizzled meadow
getting huge red flag vibes from this dude
very toxic
prob a 4 chan user

gouaga
I won't even comment that
bro's meatballs are well done 
he sucka da meatballs
i am very tolerant of italian people
i am sorry to hear that
bapada beepbap boopbap or whatever itali*ns say
eyyyy wassup wit all da gabagool
the gabagool
no that's a different kind of italian
ok but where is the joke
oh oh

SHADOW LEGENDS
who says I'm male 
my penis
wemen on the internet do not exist
his penis knows man
who says I'm a woman 
You are out of genders
checkmate liberal
i wonder if there's a word for a gender outside of the normal binary of male and female hmmm 
no
i debated metaphysics and metaethics with dipshits on the internet (i am not a philosophy major)
how about you meta some bitches?
gotem
metaethics isn't ethics, it's like... the study of ethics
enough about human rights, lets talk about humans wrongs
who am i kidding this is 🤓
the people who study ethics are also a lost cause
havent got a chance to taste them yet~
Bro
this is true, metaethics is boring as shit
metaethics is also ✨ postmodernism ✨ so take that as you will
why do all of this guys messages look like twitter bios
idk depending on who you ask it's either satanism or the idea that there's no objective truth
yeah fair
philosophy has run it's course mostly
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🚩🚩🚩🚩🏴☠️🚩🏴☠️🏴☠️🚩🚩🏴☠️
now i just vouch for the most objectively retarded viewpoints i can find
because it's at least interesting
There it is, the red flag
this is what Diogenes unironically did
taking the piss in ethics is the most fun
taking the piss of philosophy in general is really fun
ye
Idealists when they idealistically conjure the objective truth that they can't get bitches
Materialists when they materially discern that they get no bitches
ayooo
someone bout to get muted
frfr
I usually don’t spend mental energy on -ists in the first place
he almost got muted earlier
philosophy reads like a shitpost sometimes
so much of it was petty bullshit
Good choice
not surprised
my bet is 4 days
no you can't choose the same option as me
fucker
thats not how gambling works
how much you wanna bet? 10 dollars?
i choose 4 days and 1 hour
I'd actually bet money mf I'll do it
imma bet your entire net worth, so yes 10 dollars
okay deal
if there was a trolley heading towards 3 people and i could pull a lever to make it run over just 1 person then i would just kill whoever asked the question
I don’t have a job and I have more then that

Sophists:
paypal me 10 dollars to prove it

i will unironically paypal you 10 dollars if I get muted in 4 days
incomprehensible

i'm just gonna split the money with falco, i set up the deal, he does the work
50/50 seems fair
if I don't get muted I better see 10 cents in my paypal
@grizzled meadow Banish this man to the cringe dimension
10 cents? Police help this man wants to rob be of my last 10 cents!
I've done nothing wrong
it is?
ye
I thought that series ended, huh
season 3 out?
just found it on totallydisneyplus.com
Hmm nyes
I'm not PayPalling the money if Falco randomly mutes me for the lols 
watching S3E1 now
a fellow gigachad, who won't give disney his money
Honestly the anime one could be both much better, or significantly worse
Thats the gamble
I'd rather kill myself than be in an anime
like genuinely
thats not how it works, you already agreed
Someone’s never seen a harem show or any of the good plot line animes then
can't believe i didn't start sooner tbh
Red Forrest every time
nuh uh that's how it works because the initial premise was me being muted in 4 days for being a troublemaker not because Falco wanted to do a funny
you're not a person, i refuse to believe it
its not like you are gonna know...
Alternative question, do you start with the necessary psi-protection to survive red forest
I enjoy chaos, my identification is burger
falco makes it pretty obvious when he mod abuses for the funny vs when he actually does moderation 
you don't know how he acts when 5 bucks is on the line.
5 bucks
I'd kill someone for 5 bucks
SEE
Crying John Wick isn’t around, inaccurate
"shoot this baby for 5 dollars haha"
that baby is fucking dead, I'm not even gonna wait for the sentence to finish
God you’re fuckin annoying.
no he's just terminally 4chanpilled
Heres a cookie you little bitch lmao. 🍪
This man went from Being a criminal to being a War criminal. Now that would be a plot i'm invested in
what happened to jinx
Age
jinx is just a skrunkly little skonglert
a scroogly looogie wagoogie
Scrongus mclongus
p!illegal Dick sucking
a glunkly lil bunglo
trump probably would make sucking dick illegal 
a toogly liggle boogly
a little jonkly klongoid
i love how the cashier has to keep his shit together, but he is having his troubles
i would loose my shit
scammer isnt that worth it ;c
realyl cute song thoo omg
id question life
lmao
i know this is a meme but the reason why women say no one cares about them when they're very social and shit is because for a lot of women social interaction is very shallow and doesn't feel genuine. same goes for men but it's more common with women yk
he must have had blue balls for years
hey it's the Satan sphere or whatever
@heady crow
the baal ball
i've had to keep my shit together when some guy claiming to be the 3rd reincarnation of jesus started talking to me about illuminati monks fighting a spiritual war at the train station at about 02:00 at night
how do you get tendie points here anyway'
accumulate brain damage
i mean you don't really have a choice, if you start laughing you would probably get stabbed
this guy was a head shorter than me and shaped like a stickbug
omgg comptuer sience, computer stuff, thats where i can find irl bf
5head
like the knife cares what statue you or he has
@grizzled meadow
some other guy came over to me and congratulated me on keeping my shit together after the schizo left to hop on a train

we laughed together
lmao
not watching all that
i wish it was longer
understandable
i had a homeless dude just constantly talkin to me about how the hells angles are out to get him and crazy shit like that. he asked me if i can get him a swiss visa bc only there he would be safe. I was like dude i'm a 17 year old kid drunk af sitting in a train. You really think i can get you a fucking visa to anything???
wow I'm killing myself
yeah dude, don't even think about it. he's high off his gourd
was funny tho
real
bro fuck this shit imma become a pilot
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Real art
thanks
real fart
Someone said things were bad here they lied to me
we chillin
we cock, dick ballin in fact
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