🎪bruh-fart

[midnight tree]

dying inside for god

the real test of strength

[primal kiln]

Insurgencies like that are mostly a political problem more than a military one - if you can't set up or support a governmen that actually has popular support or isn't seen as a puppet, you're not winning the war

no matter how many people you kill

in fact, the more insurgents you kill the more you might make most of the population hate you

But there's a whole series of books out there about insurgency and irregular warfare

[visual stirrup]

IIRC, the conventional war only lasted a few weeks after the US got serious in the region.

But Counter-Insurgency (COIN) needs systemic solutions just as much as it needs kinetic solutions.
And, by most estimates, you need one soldier for every four civilians for effective counter insurgency.

[pure blaze]

Makes sense

[primal kiln]

I took a fun course in grad school taught by a former green beret commander

Though he mostly just told stories

which was fun

[pure blaze]

So you are actually from the US?

[primal kiln]

yes

amerifat

[pure blaze]

Ok

Just wanted to ask

[primal kiln]

No I just studied Arabic in college

i'm a white guy

My formal is decent, my dialect is awful or non existent

I'm out of practice though since the pandemic

[pure blaze]

I think it's neat to know where people are from and how they view the world and what their culture is

[visual stirrup]

formal? dialect?

[primal kiln]

So

Arabic has something called "Fus-ha" - which is like, the standardized form of the language you hear on news broadcasts, speeches, etc.

Modern Standard Arabic

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1078461479046610954/downloadfile-4.bin.mp4

[primal kiln]

sort of like High German

while, most Arab countries / regions have their own dialects that are very very different from MSA

which use different vocabulary or disregard a lot of the more complicated grammar in MSA

plus different pronunciations, etc.

[visual stirrup]

The explanation I always hear is that it's like hearing someone speak KJV English.

[primal kiln]

Not necessarily

Ordinary native Arabic speakers don't speak in MSA

even if they use it - its a hodge podge of MSA / their dialect

sure, everyone learns it in school

When someone who doesn't speak Arabic leans the language - the main thing you are taught is MSA

Then you might focus on a specific dialect

I tried to learn levantine and I studied abroad in Oman a couple of times

but my Gulf dialect isn't great

[pure blaze]

Yes, I live in Germany and I moved here from Russia and learned high German and the thing is if I leave where I live so the east of Germany I am basically funked as I don't understand shit

[primal kiln]

yea, Platt Deutsch and stuff is a bit weird

or Bavarian

I don't understand Yemenis

[midnight tree]

bavarian is just yodeling

[primal kiln]

or Maghrebis for that matter

[visual stirrup]

Alright, I got confused when you called them "Formal and Dialect"
My understanding was

Arabic:
MSA (Quran)
Levantine
Iraqi
Egyptian
and a fourth one

[slim osprey]

Real as fuck

[pure blaze]

Yes, I went to Munich once and I felt like I am in a different country

[primal kiln]

there's Gulf dialect, Yemeni, Sudanese you're missing

Quranic Arabic is very different from MSA

[steady trellis]

if you think Bavarian is weird, try the Austrian dialects

[primal kiln]

Not at all comparable

[steady trellis]

every 10 km a totally different language

[primal kiln]

Austrians be like "Gruss Gott"

[visual stirrup]

My understanding is that MSA brought in modern words that don't exist in the Quran.

[midnight tree]

norwegian can be a bit fucky wucky too

[primal kiln]

MSA is basically something that was created in the 19th / 20th centuries as part of the pan-arab political movement

to try and make it easier for different Arabs to communicate with eachother

its really the only aspect of that movement that lasted

[midnight tree]

there are a few norwegian dialects even i have difficulties understanding

though i know some of the strangest ones

wierd ahh shit

a lot of norwegian people have been anglofied a lot

[primal kiln]

There's a lot of English words that creep into Arabic - like "Computer" versus "Hasoob", etc.

Even if Arabs try and avoid using foreign terms, it just happens because its easier for younger people

who don't really care about linguistic purity

"mobile" versus "hatif" etc.

[pure blaze]

Yes, even if I communicate with people in Russia that I don't know on a personal level but we know both of us are russian we still speak english and not russian

[primal kiln]

true

[errant river]

Yeah a lot of english words are used while speaking arabic but it's interesting how most of them are about modern stuff and technology etc

[midnight tree]

a lot of norwegian words are just mashed together to form new words anyway so evolving the language becomes natural

[errant river]

Speaking so much in english made some things easier to explain using english words in arabic too, or faster sometimes

[midnight tree]

but people still use a lot of english terms because they never bothered to learn more sophisticated norwegian

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/971312469219881000/1072418213993910272/ezgif-4-4e21a7a70fspedup.gif

[primal kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/971312469219881000/1072418213993910272/ezgif-4-4e21a7a70fspedup.gif

[midnight tree]

actual banger

[devout night]

Who dares summon the Loaf

Oh hi

[pure blaze]

When is the movie actually going to be released?

[grim radish]

Tonight

[pure blaze]

American time right?

[grim radish]

Probably lol

[midnight tree]

the americongo

[grim radish]

The only country that could produce art like this

I'm proud to be an American

[pure blaze]

Yeah sorry idk I am European for me it is 01:06 am

[grim radish]

🇺🇸

[midnight tree]

which part of europe

[grim radish]

Only we can make kino like Cocaine Bear

[pure blaze]

Central, I live in Germany

[midnight tree]

my condolences

[midnight tree]

i hope you get better

[pure blaze]

It's better then Russia, let me tell you that

Plus I don't have to die in a war

[narrow lotus]

Dont talk about this anymore please #📄rules

[pure blaze]

Yes, I won't, sorry Mr bird

[devout night]

Nice

[runic kernel]

Rawr

[devout night]

Rawr

[pure cobalt]

Ferocious creature

[devout night]

Hello catboy

[runic kernel]

Hi
Im “working”

[devout night]

I'm dying inside

[runic kernel]

[devout night]

[midnight tree]

yeah

that's what i've been saying forever now

but you people didn't believe in me

and for that you shall suffer the wrath of the gains gnome

[slim osprey]

Mf I always eat whatever mom is cooking

[unkempt venture]

most based and chad-pilled man alive

[pastel quartz]

i thought that said "communist decepticon"

[slim osprey]

Who are you

[unkempt venture]

a mistake

[slim osprey]

God damn

[pastel quartz]

BRO THATS LITERALLY ME

I AM CHADJACK

WOAH

[gentle saffron]

im really feelin the consequences of the industrial revolution guys

[unkempt venture]

respecting your mothers is very based and chad-pilled, Jesus said so

[slim osprey]

Plastic in your bloodstream

[gentle saffron]

wont live long enough to see the effects its fine

everything is fine

https://tenor.com/view/coping-harder-coping-harder-cope-harder-cope-more-gif-22767890

[placid geode]

nice pin

[slim osprey]

Based

Giving up on life is cringe

[hoary elk]

Now give them booze

[slim osprey]

Drunk driving rats

[hoary elk]

lit yo amiga

[slim osprey]

Cerra el orto

[hoary elk]

douuu

[slim osprey]

This is how you look

[hoary elk]

yeah and?

[slim osprey]

This is how I look

This means, I win

[hoary elk]

dope pride flag

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/385620326303662082/1078444079140048988/mx5plv8Q80RYWT8f.mp4

[visual stirrup]

My walls are made of physical copies of Hogwarts Legacy.

[hoary elk]

My walls are made of DHT

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/728812793599623188/960117364765098034/caption-4.gif

[primal kiln]

No rules, no boundaries, he doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide

[gentle saffron]

god i love that cat

what is it with japanese people and getting all of the cool cats

[hoary elk]

it must be something in the water

[hoary elk]

not a single thought in that little cranium

that's just a conspiracy theory

[devout night]

nah I just like cats

anime is for weebs

[gloomy jay]

cat

[devout night]

cringe

[gloomy jay]

what part of it

[primal kiln]

[devout night]

literally the whole thing

[gloomy jay]

bro.... are you a neet?

[gloomy jay]

rat

[devout night]

jokes on you I have no fucking idea what that is

[devout night]

hubble bubble

[hoary elk]

it means being a based hobo

[devout night]

🐀

[gloomy jay]

like a jobless loser who lives in his moms basement kinda thing

[midnight tree]

@rose ferry drammen moment

[devout night]

while I am jobless and a self proclaimed loser, I do not live in the basement

[gloomy jay]

...

based

[hoary elk]

my man

[devout night]

Lana Rhodes is cringe

embrace men

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/kucing-tekel-tackle-cat-tackle-kucing-kucing-bentes-gif-15260892

[gloomy jay]

leather club classic

[rose ferry]

isn't moss a better candidate

didn't that have the shit smell reputation for like... years?

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachimuchi-billy-herrington-aniki-gay-bar-gif-22934327

I still miss him

[devout night]

damn you rite, I did not expect it

[midnight tree]

i'd still vote for oslo

[gloomy jay]

rip

[devout night]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bunny-eating-eating-bunny-lettuce-gif-25201846

bunni

[gentle saffron]

they think i got testicular cancer, cause it abnormal the way my sack growing 🥶💸💰

[devout night]

hi gator

[gentle saffron]

hello

[devout night]

how goes it

[gentle saffron]

its going alright (its not)

[devout night]

mood fr fr on god on god

[hoary elk]

Aniki

[rose ferry]

no that's the new york of norway

it's not as bad but it could be, in another world

[midnight tree]

real

[primal kiln]

Billy Herrington

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-billy-herrington-gachi-gachimuchi-gif-22918799

[hoary elk]

when shit went from hamon to stands

[grizzled meadow]

Me too

[devout night]

hi falco

[gentle saffron]

RIP billy

[primal kiln]

At least Van Darkholme is living his best life

[grizzled meadow]

True

[devout night]

[pastel quartz]

fuck you leatherman

[devout night]

thank you

[fading shuttle]

christ what happened here

[devout night]

dw bout it

[fading shuttle]

man cant die for 12 hours without historic events occurring

smh

[devout night]

fr fr

[trim pilot]

@fading shuttle i rolled a mod in warframe worth at the very minimum 40 dollars worth of platinum in warframe

[fading shuttle]

very based

also glad to see homoposting has become an executable offence

[primal kiln]

Why don't you uh, get out of that jabroni outfit and we'll settle it right here in the ring?

[devout night]

https://tenor.com/view/well-yes-but-actually-no-well-yes-no-yes-yes-no-gif-13736934

[fading shuttle]

words of the man himself, femboyposting banned, absolutely based

zased

[devout night]

https://tenor.com/view/metallica-sad-but-true-gif-18020772

[devout night]

[remote vine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/1052998547391402044/E.gif

[light charm]

Welp then time to get banned

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-billy-herrington-motorcycle-tongue-out-bleh-gif-15453305

[remote vine]

Based gork

[fading shuttle]

congrats, according to grok your existance is a bannable offence

[devout night]

[devout night]

"too the moon"

[primal kiln]

I REALLY WANNA STAY AT YOUR HOUSE~

[devout night]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-while-crying-dancing-crying-sad-dancing-crying-in-the-club-crying-gif-14804062

that song is forever in my depression bops because of that fucking Anime

[devout night]

Based

[trim pilot]

that anime was so fucking good

the fact that it didnt win best adaptation at the game awards is a crime

[devout night]

my only complaint

too short

really could've used like 2 more episodes

[trim pilot]

[primal kiln]

Everytime it comes on the radio in the game

https://tenor.com/view/david-edgerunners-gif-26828895

[remote vine]

A mini-montage of ingame cutscenes start playing in my head when the song comes on

[devout night]

"Answer me this, Elmo. Who is in Paris?"

[remote vine]

fellas

[devout night]

gamers in paris

[hoary elk]

diggas

[remote vine]

gaymers

[devout night]

https://tenor.com/view/false-wrong-fake-incorrect-untrue-gif-23252753

I am not in Paris

checkmate obama

[devout night]

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-love-yakuza-heart-i-love-you-gif-16169883

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015170838087094282/1078510354126086215/initial_dick.mp4

[devout night]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-drums-happy-kon-ritsu-gif-17969020

[amber marsh]

Hello brainfart

Hru all doing tonight?

[crimson flame]

good morning braifarttt

feels good to be in 1984

[amber marsh]

Good morning Voltaire

How did u sleep?

[crimson flame]

surprisingly great, its so good i almost missed my meeting lmao

[amber marsh]

Kek

How did he meeting go?

Welp, I hope it went well! I need to head to bed

Goodnight everyone

Dam I really don't think my heart should hurt like this

Nvrm it went away

[crimson flame]

fine ig

[crimson flame]

wtf u ok?

[primal kiln]

having a very gachi day

[amber marsh]

I really dont think so, but I should be fine

[amber marsh]

That sounds great!

[primal kiln]

last week at work was cock and ball torture, now I have a bunch of reports due, but they're all boring / easy

just tedious

[amber marsh]

I'll either be completely fine or not even survive the ride if its something serious so I'll just be in my bed u.u

[amber marsh]

Hey! At least it's easy!

[primal kiln]

Like, one of my reports for next week has a bunch of Saudi women with zero online presence

I feel bad telling the client I can't find anything, but like -there's nothing to find

[amber marsh]

What do you do? Work wise

If you dont mind me asking

[primal kiln]

I do investigative due diligence - so mostly background checks into people and companies

as well other more complicated asset tracing investigations

[amber marsh]

Oh that sounds really cool!

Well, I hope things go well!

Imma try and enjoy my nap

[primal kiln]

sleep tite pupper

[urban ocean]

@grizzled meadow vs Brainfart be like:

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1677102386095251.webm

[crimson flame]

mods watching brainfart be like

[crimson flame]

cybersecurity stuff?

[primal kiln]

No, its like open source investigation

[crimson flame]

using osint?

[primal kiln]

looking through news articles, social media, possible litigation, etc.

To sort of find out what they're profile is - whether they're accused of fraud, corruption, wrongdoing, etc. then summarizing that for the clients

Its sort of a specific kind of writing style

Plus we have access to sanctions databases and other watchlists

[crimson flame]

oh wow

so you work in a company right?

[primal kiln]

yeah

[crimson flame]

ahh ok

[primal kiln]

basically, banks and other institutions often have a legal requirement to do some sort of background investigation into who they're doing business with - so we do that for them

sometimes they're just curious and want us to look into certain matters as well

[crimson flame]

interesting

what kind of people do companies usually ask you to investigate? usually high paying or high skilled ones right?

[primal kiln]

It really depends on the client, most of the time they're executives for certain companies - or the companies themselves

People with a lot of money, heirs to family fortunes, etc.

Some clients task us to look into ordinary schmucks though periodically - because they're being hired by rich people for security, or need to access sensitive facilities

[urban ocean]

Moderators in this server be like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1078416280186519563/smith.mp4

[runic kernel]

[primal kiln]

I can't say who, specifically, our clients are

but think like, big investment banks and private equity firms

[crimson flame]

that makes sense

[crimson flame]

of course lol

[edgy abyss]

Sure you can! Just use your keyboard

[primal kiln]

[edgy abyss]

[primal kiln]

The thick ass confidentiality agreement I signed says otherwise

[crimson flame]

how do you get into this job btw? do you have any certs? seems like a kinda fun job

until you found out someone doing some dark shit

[primal kiln]

Mainly because I speak / read Arabic - and I have a Master's degree which shows I know how to write

Most of the analysts at work speak at least one other language

there's a few who do English only research

[primal kiln]

But when I was applying for jobs I just sent my resume all over the place, but this place ended up hiring me

and made me a good offer considering my lack of experience

I hate doing US research though, there's such an absurd amount of information you can find in US databases that it takes so much longer than Middle East stuff

[crimson flame]

damn

[primal kiln]

unless your subject is like a king or emir or something

Some of the more complex projects are like 40 or 50 pages

they suck ass

I wish we were fully remote like we used to do - now I have to be in the office like 2 days out of the week

[crimson flame]

2 days is still a bit better

but yeah full remote is always best lul

i work remote but have 4days offline classes

i prefer offline classes tbh

[primal kiln]

COVID hit in the last semester of grad school

so I rarely had online classes

[crimson flame]

bruh

covid hit before i started by first semester

[primal kiln]

oof

[crimson flame]

my uni was not fully prepared

semester 1-4 was full online

5 was half online

[crimson flame]

me and michael

[devout night]

[devout night]

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/noted-anime-gif-25088894

https://tenor.com/view/van-darkholme-van-darkholme-leather-mask-gif-25822822

[devout night]

[primal kiln]

Reincarnated as a Sword is good

fuck you

[rose ferry]

you know despite it being my profession and what I do best, the femboy age being over isn't actually a problem for me

as long as I get to do more combineposting

https://tenor.com/view/amazon-delivery-amazon-delivery-bathroom-combine-gif-21103905

this is what I'm all about

[urban ocean]

Makes you wonder why so many men are trying to imitate those losers.

[grim sluice]

Playing Journalist/Easy mode is why probably

[urban ocean]

TBF, getting your nuts removed is a great way to avoid flippendo assaults

Harry Potter wouldn't have been very long if they just did that to Voldemort in the first place.

[fading shuttle]

https://fxtwitter.com/greensontoast/status/1628494147236626435?t=0jeHBpI3FxqrCWHg4_IsJw&s=19

[abstract path]

Anyway remember this?

[light charm]

Eg

[abstract path]

Ye

It gon

[light charm]

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-eric-discount-prices-gif-10398407

Premium? more like creamium

HE JERKS OFF IN THE STORE

[abstract path]

I wanna see that

[primal kiln]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ9yBgTp9UQ

[abstract path]

[toxic prism]

How did i get pinged 4 times here

[pastel quartz]

@toxic prism

[toxic prism]

Funny stepan cat

Cat brainfart is the best

[devout hull]

Here, have another one on the house.

[toxic prism]

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[trim pilot]

pornography

[devout hull]

^^^^likes fucking cats^^^^

[abstract wing]

1984

[crimson flame]

when are we gonna implement this in brainfart

(have i posted this here before?)

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[toxic prism]

cop cat

[remote vine]

p!dog

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[hoary elk]

Dude pepsi makes my balls bigger?!

GN

[remote vine]

Time to drink pepsi

[toxic prism]

good night fellow brainfarter

[pastel quartz]

bepis gives me ball cramps

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[pastel quartz]

HE :P

[devout hull]

Let me help you with that.

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/demon-cat-scary-cat-demon-scary-cat-gif-26356229

[toxic prism]

@stone blade stupid cat

[ruby minnow]

make him feel like he did something wrong

[toxic prism]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1077568836699697172/togif-18.gif

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/990131116910465024/1078567160407916625/256GBMemes_1593021174883430400576P.mp4

[rare mica]

Quite the hairy gents wonder what they up to

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/311965555835928579/1078425042267947183/Screenshot_20230223_151611_Instagram.jpg?width=349&height=577

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/311965555835928579/1078425074945773698/332492456_756474359033790_3051396170911723504_n.mp4

[pastel quartz]

sogga

Sogga communication

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/990131116910465024/1078571336277971004/kwFaHWDyEAwB2D0z.mp4.mp4

[eager igloo]

Wtf happened here yesterday

[toxic prism]

why did the channel get renamed

[eager igloo]

Because

!1984

[split canyon]

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[narrow briar]

Looks like the tl;dr is: mods got angery at each other, grok came over and slapped people with mutes for horny- and femboyposting

And now there's a new rule pinned

[toxic prism]

he is totally right

[scenic field]

is that why i cant chat in general?

[pastel quartz]

No

You need to level up before you can

[narrow briar]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat until you get lvl 2

@scenic field

[scenic field]

ty

[eager igloo]

Even Madi got muted? Kek

[toxic prism]

@uncut obsidian
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1078417891252256888/mason.mp4

@uncut obsidian hehe he cant respond

[oblique spire]

hehe

@uncut obsidian

[narrow briar]

Lol

No buli :c

[toxic prism]

@uncut obsidian
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/867684531313836032/HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.mp4

[wary flume]

What happened to @uncut obsidian

[toxic prism]

https://tenor.com/view/thy-sins-crushed-cat-cube-gif-25127872

[fading shuttle]

Brainfart corrupted him, so grok gave him a correction

@stone blade we wish we could find a girl like this in bulgaria

[toxic prism]

what the fuck

[crimson flame]

funny looking cat

[pastel quartz]

Lying on the internet no wayyyy

[toxic prism]

@uncut obsidian <-- laugh at this man

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1078363387064487946/xdddddd.mp4

[fading shuttle]

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story

One day you will understand this

[pastel quartz]

It's not even a good story!!!

[eager igloo]

Tru

[fading shuttle]

How do you know, are you into mentally disturbed women?

[eager igloo]

I am mentally disturbed woman

[pastel quartz]

I am one

fuck you beat me to it

[fading shuttle]

But you are like, the boring kinda doe

[remote vine]

Me whenever some controversy pops up

[toxic prism]

hey look its venom snake

[pastel quartz]

No I'm not!

[remote vine]

Da big boss

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/805190616438407188/1077878802232918036/xkuxcbryinja1.mp4

[toxic prism]

you said what

[eager igloo]

Oh, my acquaintance got banned in the turmoil

Mark Davis

[digital quartz]

this is just me for the entire story of Metal Gear

[broken topaz]

we're making the mother of all omelettes tomb

[orchid robin]

just made an omelette and some orange juice for breakfast

feelin good

[digital quartz]

dang go on, who is we and what kind of omelette?

why is everyone having omelettes?

[orchid robin]

cuz its friday

[digital quartz]

understandable

respectable even

[orchid robin]

downright reasonable

[molten solar]

it’s november

[orchid robin]

HEY ITS NOVEMBER

hi nov

[digital quartz]

positively delectable

[digital quartz]

hello

[fading shuttle]

no its not

[stone blade]

They dont understand alex

[orchid robin]

god, i feel sorry for you guys that cant just take some oranges from an orange tree and make fresh juice

[stone blade]

WHERE

[orchid robin]

shits delicious

[fading shuttle]

i wish i knew ivan, i wish i knew

[digital quartz]

I can at least do it with apples

[fading shuttle]

youd be the first person i'd tell when i found an example of such a rare specimen

[orchid robin]

inferior

[digital quartz]

idk man put some sparkling water in there and you got a very refreshing drink

[orchid robin]

wanna know why?

[digital quartz]

do explain

[orchid robin]

oranges when harvest season starts

produce glucose

which makes them less bitter

now if you wait a month or 2 till after harvest season is over

they have produced enough glucose that the juice is like fuckin nectar

absolutely delicious

[digital quartz]

wait do the oranges get spots from the glucose?

like melons

[orchid robin]

no ida

idea

but thats why we harvest em past their season

cuz the juice is so fuckin good then

[digital quartz]

I think thats why bananas and melons get brown spots

and thats how you can tell wich ones are very sweet

[digital quartz]

I mean I feast on oranges every time I get them so I don't think any fresh oranges would be safe from me even after harvest

[orchid robin]

you sir

are what we call

[gray cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971799902537515091/1078400959551643789/329623263_913426039978828_5635979113646476706_n.mp4

[orchid robin]

"a danger to crops"

yeah this

this is fuckin stupid

[digital quartz]

man Cori can't just tell me about some mysterious omelette and then leave

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808032682772529188/1078401741910978581/trim.93196EA6-ECFC-4105-A628-8E9A51B029EA.mov

[orchid robin]

its cori

nobody controls her

[digital quartz]

I was bamboozled and led astray

[broken topaz]

sorry

I was eating the omelette

[orchid robin]

QUICK CAPTURE HER AND INTERROGATE

[digital quartz]

well I hope it was good

[orchid robin]

i put mine between to slices of long bread

too bad i forgot to salt it a bit first

but hey, still good

[heady mango]

Exactly what I expected and was not disappointed, thank you kind sir

[digital quartz]

Notice how Cori came back and still didnt tell me anything

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-madness-triggered-slap-gif-16328504

[stone blade]

You're welcome

[digital quartz]

play Morrowind old man

[stone blade]

alo falco

[orchid robin]

i told you "capture her and interrogate" but nooooooo, you decided to "talk" to her

[digital quartz]

It is the sensible thing to do

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-gif-25265377

The mother of all omelettes jack

[orchid robin]

cant fret over every egg

[molten solar]

hi tomb

doody

[digital quartz]

BUT WHY

explain yourself Cori

[molten solar]

killed me with facts

[broken topaz]

No

[digital quartz]

well time to change names

[orchid robin]

actually nov

good question

[digital quartz]

2 can play this game

[orchid robin]

why is your name november

you joined in october

[digital quartz]

I actually know

[orchid robin]

20 seconds

[digital quartz]

but Cori didnt tell me about the omelette so I wont tell you

[orchid robin]

@broken topaz tell this man about the omelette

[digital quartz]

also it isnt my place to tell

[orchid robin]

right fuckin now

[broken topaz]

egg

[digital quartz]

beeeg egg?

2 egg?

[broken topaz]

many egg

[digital quartz]

many egg ah

other things?

[orchid robin]

hatred

[digital quartz]

always tastes best with a bit of hatred

or if stolen for that matter

[broken topaz]

pepper and salt

maybe spring onion

[orchid robin]

why not winter onion

[digital quartz]

mhm mhm that sure sounds like an omelette

wait I gotta check the dog

[broken topaz]

its last springs harvest

winter onion harvest hasnt come in yet

[orchid robin]

when will it come

[stone blade]

Good morning chat 💗

I slept very well

[broken topaz]

spring id imagine

[orchid robin]

i will get my winter onions one way or the other

[grizzled meadow]

Like a flood of pain?

[tame halo]

POURING DOWN ON ME

[digital quartz]

great now I want an omelette too

[broken topaz]

make one

[orchid robin]

MAKE ONE

[digital quartz]

I guess I make one

[grizzled meadow]

AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS NEAR

[orchid robin]

FUCK WORK, FUCK THE STATUS QUO, BRING A PAN TO WHEREVER YOU ARE AND MAKE ONE WHILE NOT GIVING A SINGULAR FUCK

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/morrowind-acrobatics-vs-levitation-helikopter-helikopter-meme-gif-24717197

[orchid robin]

UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEEAARREEEDDDD

[tame halo]

https://tenor.com/view/monsoon-mgr-gif-26078409

[grizzled meadow]

E-E-E-E-EEEEEEEEEE

WASH AWAY THE ANGEEER

[digital quartz]

Falco how have you dodged playing Morrowind until now?

[grizzled meadow]

AND
IT
WILL
COME

[stone blade]

I SAID

GOOD

FUCKING MORNING

:(

[broken topaz]

he has no taste

[orchid robin]

he learned how to dodge questions and tasks from dodging armstrong in mgrr

[stone blade]

ty falco

one respectul mf in this chat

a real one

[digital quartz]

dodging tasks is one of my most honed skills

[digital quartz]

kwama egg omelette

[orchid robin]

dodging questions is one of mine

[fading shuttle]

b-but i thought i was a real one

[grizzled meadow]

Because I play other things + I always wanted to play Oblivion + never owned Morrowind

Now I finally own the game for free but in order to play the game I need to mod the game and I can't be bothered now until it's a fucking mod pack because fuck Oblivion and Wrye Bash
I'll play it one day in any case, now that I have it

[fading shuttle]

guess im fake now

[stone blade]

you are

[orchid robin]

this mf wont mod shit unless its a modpack

point and laugh

[stone blade]

see this is why I said you people don't deserve a GM or GN texts

nobody says it back

what is this disrespect

[digital quartz]

I think if you want to mod it you are better off with OpenMW

[orchid robin]

everyone here says it back to me usually

[grizzled meadow]

Morrowind have like two/three options to choose even before actually putting mods in

As Tomb just said, for instance, use this because it's better
You literally have options

It's not a fucking put mods in folder

It's always a huge ass long procedure before even starting to put mods in the mf

[digital quartz]

wait true you have to wrye bash shit again

[orchid robin]

put a mod that triples the options, quadruples the amount of weapons and lets you seduce the lizard

[grizzled meadow]

Goodbye Morrowind

[digital quartz]

but yeah OpenMW makes it a lot easier

[grizzled meadow]

Nice knowing you

[digital quartz]

play it Vanilla OpenMW

its still very good

OpenMW is just an engine overhaul

[grizzled meadow]

I swear I hated WB before Oblivion, I fucking hate it more after Oblivion
I spent an ungodly amount of time just to set shit up because the fucker keep resetting shit

And after all that I uninstalled everything because Oblivion is shit, LOD problems and loading shit, fuck off, for a game that came out 50 years ago

[orchid robin]

me day 2 in cyberpunk seeing my 9hours of progress was deleted after i updated

[grizzled meadow]

I understand that old stuff don't play well on modern shit BUT GOD DAMN IT LOD PROBLEMS?

That's where I draw the fucking line

[orchid robin]

i had to replay the whole long ass prologue AGAIN

[grizzled meadow]

If I can't see everything properly rendered, you're fucking dead

[toxic prism]

gm ivan

[digital quartz]

the prologue IS long as fuck

[toxic prism]

i was busy

[grizzled meadow]

I'll have to do that again because that's where I literally dropped the game, I played CP when it came out, updates included

The moment the prologue ended, I went "yep, we wait for the DLC and the mods after the DLC"

[orchid robin]

there should be an option where you just skip to the plaza, it would make new runs waaayyyy more bearable

[digital quartz]

I think there is a graphic plugin for Morrowind that lets you pick the amount of cells being generated so pop in and LOD problems aren't a thing

[eager igloo]

Skyrim 2 when

[digital quartz]

as long as your pc is strong enough

[orchid robin]

oh yeah i cant play it unmodded

i literally have so many mods rn

including one where bulletproof vests actually provide more armor than a fuckin jacket

[grizzled meadow]

That's why I'm waiting for the DLC and other updates, because I know mods will break

It's useless to play it now

[digital quartz]

can we finally climb that mountain in Skyrim 2?

[orchid robin]

idk mate but, i think they are giving up on it so i doubt they will update it or make more dlc's

[eager igloo]

Will there be sex in skyrim 2

[grizzled meadow]

Is the DLC even out?
Because yeah speaking of updates I haven't seen one in months now

[orchid robin]

although i dont think cyberpunk deserved the "labor of love" award

[fading shuttle]

skyrim 2 will have a 6 hour sex scene with a dragon

[stone blade]

A REAL ONE

THERE WE GO

a mf with respect

[orchid robin]

they released a broken game and then worked hard to fix the features that should have already been functioning just fine

labor of love my ass, they didnt deserve that shit

[orchid robin]

i think its edgerunners dlc

lemme check

[grizzled meadow]

It should be already out then

[orchid robin]

but like its free

[fading shuttle]

the edgerunners dlc is not a dlc in my mind

[grizzled meadow]

They deserve every possible bad shit they got for releasing a game in that state

[fading shuttle]

they never redeemed themselves

i still stand by this

[grizzled meadow]

I stand with Alex

[eager igloo]

IVAN OMGGG GM

[oblique spire]

Yoooo Falco with the Father Garcia pfp again

My man

[grizzled meadow]

I don't need to send that 40 minutes video with every possible announced and removed thing, right?

[fading shuttle]

and the fact they are abandoning the game after the expansion dlc releases is scummy

you gonna tell me they are gonna try and develop 2 other cyberpunk games

[orchid robin]

@grizzled meadow the dlc is just shit that should have already been there

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=omyoJ7onNrg&feature=shares

Fuck it we ball

[fading shuttle]

they could barely develop 1

how tf are they gonna develop 2 at the same time

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking real

[fading shuttle]

along with a witcher remake

[orchid robin]

and the most they have done is add some shit from edgerunners into the game

[grizzled meadow]

They're like developing 4 games or something

[fading shuttle]

yeah, all of them are gonna be horrendous, they couldnt finish one game when they completely focused on it for years

[grizzled meadow]

[fading shuttle]

now they gonna try and develop 4

[orchid robin]

extra melee weapons

guns

added side missions

a fuckin arcade game

and some new apartments

[toxic prism]

does sons of the forest have denuvo?

[fading shuttle]

honestly i just think the story of cyberpunk itself is flawed

[grizzled meadow]

@orchid robin Watch this shit and tell me again that they don't deserve the shit they got

[orchid robin]

i personally think the lifepaths are also flawed

[orchid robin]

where did i say they dont deserve the shit they got?

[grizzled meadow]

Shut up I have to play the game shut up

[toxic prism]

ah its already "free"

[stone blade]

I think I want a mentally deranged gf

[fading shuttle]

nope

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know it could be my english

[orchid robin]

falco

read closely

[fading shuttle]

the funny hogwarts game has also been made free

[orchid robin]

i said

[toxic prism]

damn you got hoes?

[grizzled meadow]

I'm typing with one eye open gripping my pillow tight

[orchid robin]

"Labor of love my ass, they didnt deserve that shit" as in they didnt deserve the award

[toxic prism]

yeah its cracked already

[stone blade]

I literally play tarkov

[stone blade]

HE"S A SNOOZER MAN

HES SLEEPIGN SO SOUNDLY

[toxic prism]

no eraction in last 10 years

[stone blade]

💗

[stone blade]

ayo

[toxic prism]

eepy

[stone blade]

my dick still works man wtf

I'm not 70

[grizzled meadow]

Smh no one knows Metallica around here

[orchid robin]

it dont anymore

[stone blade]

I do

[toxic prism]

you play tarkov

[orchid robin]

i know what metallica is

[fading shuttle]

||the only good part of the game is when we fuck keanu reeves and adam smasher||

[orchid robin]

dont listen to em tho

[stone blade]

EXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT LIGHTTTT

ENTERRRRRRRRRRR NIGHTTTTTT

[orchid robin]

oh wait falco hasnt finished cyberpunk

[stone blade]

youre disrepecting me falco

[grizzled meadow]

TAAAAAAAKE MY HAAAAAAAND

[orchid robin]

more blackmail with spoilers potential

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-it-out-spit-disgusting-gif-16413711

[grizzled meadow]

OFF TO missquote land

I won't read your spoiler

[digital quartz]

do not spoiler

[steady trellis]

its just the beast under your bed

[orchid robin]

in chapter 2 of the game johnny ||calls out falco for being a terrorist||

[toxic prism]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763397277590355998/1072185534430064701/attachment.gif

[grizzled meadow]

In the closet in your head

[toxic prism]

when will madi get unmuted

[stone blade]

I know

[steady trellis]

ha i dont know

[grizzled meadow]

Never

[orchid robin]

outplayed

[toxic prism]

https://tenor.com/view/cheburashka-pizdec-fuck-this-shit-eto-pizdec-pechalno-gif-11430414

[orchid robin]

bamboozled even

[fading shuttle]

nah, unmute him but dont give him his mod role back

[grizzled meadow]

Should be a week, in theory

[orchid robin]

oh shit madi got muted, i forgot

[stone blade]

LMAO

[orchid robin]

wait, what did madi do

[fading shuttle]

he was a femboy

[grizzled meadow]

Being a doodoo head

Also that

[orchid robin]

half this chat would be muted then

[toxic prism]

it says 1 day

[fading shuttle]

AND IT SHOULD BE

[grizzled meadow]

I still think it's a week

[stone blade]

okay
shut up day
everyone just stop talking

[toxic prism]

^

[stone blade]

@grizzled meadow brainfart friday alo ?

[eager quest]

so true

[orchid robin]

they scream 1984 when its one of their own, but they become the 1984 staying silent when others get muted

[stone blade]

I speak fax you know it

🤝

[eager quest]

the one time i agree with something the bugarski said

[grizzled meadow]

Okay maybe it's a day

Not sure now

[stone blade]

zdravo serbian

[eager quest]

zdravo

[stone blade]

jebem ti mater

[toxic prism]

привет

[eager quest]

jedi mi govna

[toxic prism]

this

[eager quest]

kurac

dupe

[toxic prism]

lmfao

[grizzled meadow]

It is by now

[stone blade]

shut yo mouf ebem ti maikata long haired piece of shit

[eager quest]

only the based remain

[fading shuttle]

педер

[eager quest]

jk theres still some not based ones

[grizzled meadow]

Well they are muted

[eager quest]

jebem li ti sunce

[stone blade]

jebem.

🤝

ok enough of this

[grizzled meadow]

Apparently we managed to kick Kriegs as well so this is true

[orchid robin]

kriegs mostly left on his own

honestly dunno why he stayed

[grizzled meadow]

@steady trellis remind me about Kriegs

[orchid robin]

he said so many times he hates this place

[eager quest]

ok

[fading shuttle]

all thats left is to get into contact with gtanil and convince him to come back, and we got the golden age

[stone blade]

🤝

real talk

[eager igloo]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0kRyUkotwMM5ElAXCwqoVe?si=T1Kf_bofT_WqFP4jKCaDyg

[eager quest]

but only few are really based

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4zIhtiSMVCgYtzVjLlsbtw?si=05a4a33a217a4659

[fading shuttle]

i am based

[stone blade]

[fading shuttle]

i am not cringe

[eager quest]

yoooooo lepa brena

i havent seen that in like

[stone blade]

fr

[eager quest]

1372819371293012 centuries

[stone blade]

love that song

certified banger

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2RPZN9LINxpjGz7CMnPQZA?si=67f47242e9cc44ac

the real OG

[toxic prism]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/795873317743099934/927892974090727474/video0_3.gif

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/penguins-of-madagascar-rico-dancing-dance-dance-moves-gif-22963077

[toxic prism]

post japanese cat with russian swearwords unitl mods get involved

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/leandrotwt-gif-24953810

ZLATO SREBRO DUKATIIII

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/miro-semberac-miro-serbian-serbia-gif-25841464

[stone blade]

Don't make me whip out the orthodox chants

[eager igloo]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1cQXDosKkPHAZVi7YWYX15?si=U1pvqnFsTvqJ3fPT99oU3A

[stone blade]

no

no that

[stone blade]

though that is really good

https://tenor.com/view/ohuennaya-tema-охуеннаятема-gif-24814810

one day I listen to mile kitic

the next day I listen to minenwerfer

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931627162124050442/1059837555891245136/tarkov.gif

[stone blade]

@eager igloo https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6tHGdKiR1vlBM2QPKKRlAG?si=4c5ca892302340ad

[eager igloo]

Ye, I can listen to the Ink Spots and that same evening to Hunter

[toxic prism]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

why do I like this? no clue but it sounds awesome

[stone blade]

me and who

me and my AKM

[toxic prism]

rd704

[stone blade]

💗

dropping chads all day

[stone blade]

and people from 200 meters away

[toxic prism]

i lvoe this cat

me when i see this chat

[stone blade]

me as a kid as my mom was washing me

https://open.spotify.com/track/0448WsBhG9Nnpp5BhmVt4U?si=f004dfcf0d954eca

BABE WAKE UP

NEW EVILMANE SONG DROPPED

[uneven sinew]

Gm

I've been reading about what happened

But idk how it happened

[fading shuttle]

grok decided to be based

[uneven sinew]

Too many femboi stuff

?

[steady trellis]

yes

[fading shuttle]

yes

[uneven sinew]

It was getting annoying

[toxic prism]

honestly grok is very based

[uneven sinew]

Ngl

[stone blade]

grok just decide to look into brainfart channel

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/zased-dark-souls-zased-based-dark-souls-elden-ring-elden-ring-zased-gif-25856347

[eager igloo]

Consequences will be felt for generations

[toxic prism]

https://tenor.com/view/foxhole-o7-07-colonial-colo-gif-24359997

@uncut obsidian

[onyx birch]

Wait

Madi muted?

[stone blade]

yes

[onyx birch]

whar?!!

[stone blade]

he posted femboy shit when grok said no more femboy shit

[fading shuttle]

they had to remove his mod rank just to mute him

[onyx birch]

[stone blade]

falco told them to stop multiple times

it was getting too much

[fading shuttle]

that shit still cracks me up

[stone blade]

they didn't

their mistake

[uneven sinew]

Fucking collies from Foxhole

[stone blade]

skill issue

[toxic prism]

stfu warden

[onyx birch]

Lo

[toxic prism]

blueberry

[uneven sinew]

Border Collies

Dogs

[toxic prism]

ok blueberry

[uneven sinew]

Political

[toxic prism]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXn4lpsirAY

[fading shuttle]

ratte

[uneven sinew]

Shitty theme

[toxic prism]

i will piss on calathan grave

[uneven sinew]

https://youtu.be/Z85zk-1gGDE

[toxic prism]

sounds like you let a newborn play music

[crimson flame]

dedgame

[uneven sinew]

[toxic prism]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931627162124050442/1074704619290243102/sticker_1.gif

[uneven sinew]

Maybe, been a while since I've played

Thing is, they've been saying dead game since 2019

So

[toxic prism]

game only got better

trains

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/611284040036646922/841507625161195560/image0.gif

this shit

[uneven sinew]

Yup

I still remember when we didn't have the modular trenches and bunkers

[onyx birch]

Allied Forces when the toilet paper they captured says Das Poopenfartten instead of toilet paper:

[uneven sinew]

Fuck my leg fell asleep

[orchid robin]

WERE ALL GONNA DIE

[grizzled meadow]

@toxic prism I'm back again to ask you to take that AZOV shit out of your bio, now I have complains about it and I can take 1984 actions for it, your call

I can't force you to change your username since it's a thing you can only do with Nitro, I can't force you to spend money for that, but I can with your bio
You were already warned for your username (obviously), don't let me do it for your bio as well

Also Discord drama bring your popcorn 🍿

[toxic prism]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[orchid robin]

[uneven sinew]

Totalitarian state

[onyx birch]

Can’t have a shit in Normandy

[toxic prism]

how the fuck do i change it

here happy

[steady trellis]

the same way you put it in there

[toxic prism]

it was a year ago

[steady trellis]

duh

[grizzled meadow]

[fading shuttle]

now we know that he definitely isnt one

[uneven sinew]

It clearly is the HU Band Icon

[toxic prism]

i am not one

[stone blade]

he reformed

[uneven sinew]

A bit different