🎪bruh-fart

[ruby minnow]

translate ancient tablet
"what does it say"
"deez nuts shall be in your mouth"

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1073589240799186984/Me_when_grenade.mp4

[orchid robin]

where when you open it a loaded spring shoots out a dick shaped out of clay

ancient civilizations where sometimes dumber than us

actually many times

not to mention slave based economies

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/360103749844336640/817545191476559922/not_gay.mp4

Average Swede trying to convince themselves they've just got a kink.

[heady crow]

Nah its a series of translated works from diff writers that a printing press pressed in the 60s

two of the books of the series that i own

some go for like 80 euros which is a bit ridiculous

but if i see one for around 20e or cheaper i usually buy it

[orchid robin]

the only book that old i own is the one that analyzes and criticizes the defense of poland 1939

the guy is really ripping into the general there

like tearing his ass open over his incompetence

[heady crow]

[orchid robin]

like basically summarized

the whole thing is "you stupid bitch"

[heady crow]

oldest book i own is a beutiful lutherian gospel/hymn book from 1915

[orchid robin]

like he even gave an example where a lower rank general had a way better comprehension of german forces and what they should start doing than the actual head of the military

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/259039900928704523/1073774611789004830/trim.9F791BFD-E918-4495-83A9-A9EC9D95BFC1.mp4

[orchid robin]

he knew the french werent going outside their pussy line

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1073892985806262282/NSFWping.mp4

@queen finch

[queen finch]

[orchid robin]

say that

again

[warm fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1073937655873675354/CAR_BATTERY.mov

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-if-the-boot-fits-toy-story-enunciate-gif-11553995

[eager igloo]

Luv it when my messages don't get send

[orchid robin]

god valve was so good at putting passion into their projects

[uncut obsidian]

1h until battlebit

[orchid robin]

internet problems?

[orchid robin]

oh hey cori showed up

[broken topaz]

haaai

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[orchid robin]

hello there

[warm fossil]

salutations!

[uncut obsidian]

and then the brainfarters started uncontrollably brainfarting

[crimson flame]

the intrusive thoughts won

[eager igloo]

No idea, don't think so

[pastel quartz]

@uncut obsidian

[orchid robin]

No

[warped elm]

i wish that was me

[crimson flame]

u might want to delete that bro

[uncut obsidian]

oh this is only the tip of the iceberg

https://youtu.be/2bUWnxP_YAw

[broken topaz]

omg haaai tedd wuvvie ❤️
how r u

[uncut obsidian]

maja

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1073938194002874438/igVideo-3.mov

[pastel quartz]

me

[eager igloo]

Oh wow this one's not even censored properly

[pastel quartz]

yeah i saw it, i wanna find more to use myself

[uncut obsidian]

exposing?

[pastel quartz]

im public
about that

[orchid robin]

let the countdown begin

[pastel quartz]

love u too

[warped elm]

oopaies

oopsies*

[broken topaz]

2 pm adventure rn

[orchid robin]

mmmmmm, brainfart and porn just go so well together

[broken topaz]

(going to the store to buy pepsi)

[heady crow]

(going to the gym with broken earbuds)

[warped elm]

what porn

[orchid robin]

you guys got cool shit going on

i am babysitting the new puppy

[heady crow]

white people

[broken topaz]

Very sad

[heady crow]

send pics

[heady crow]

ye need to buy a new wire for them

[orchid robin]

its a stray so its sorta scared of me rn, later in the day when it comes out of its bed i might

[broken topaz]

Just get wireless

[heady crow]

already got tws buds

i just prefer wired

[broken topaz]

[maiden wind]

[broken topaz]

Good one Racc

[heady crow]

well mainly less hassle and more money went into audio quality

[uncut obsidian]

don't understand

[visual stirrup]

Alright, this is the fourth time I've seen this posted here.
Where's the joke?
And why do I feel like the answer is probably depraved?

[broken topaz]

Water sports

means

piss kink

[heady crow]

ofc youd know it cori

[uncut obsidian]

piss

kink

[broken topaz]

ITS A COMMON TERM

[uncut obsidian]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-sure-whatever-you-say-gif-20744799

[orchid robin]

never heard it before in my life

[broken topaz]

[maiden wind]

[visual stirrup]

p!urban water sports

[foggy mantle]

This command can only be used in NSFW channels.

[uncut obsidian]

and won

[maiden wind]

Ruben

[orchid robin]

what did you try to pull

[visual stirrup]

pancake bot has a command to give the urban dictionary entry for any term.

[broken topaz]

Dave Chapelle so real for that one

[orchid robin]

bro i was gonna say "is that dave chapelle"

but i wasnt sure

[pastel quartz]

[orchid robin]

norm mcdonald

[heady crow]

@severe linden

[orchid robin]

bro

i got 3 days to study this subject

and she has like 50 pages in one file

[broken topaz]

Real

[orchid robin]

THE FINAL FILE IS COMPRISED OF 80 PAGES

[heady crow]

just like me fr

[orchid robin]

first 2 files

are 9 pages each

the 3rd file has 58 pages

[heady crow]

its a drug test, he needs to test out every drug

[orchid robin]

"Entry into computer science"

[broken topaz]

I went through like all of my lecture slides and whatnot again
For this one course it was like 900 pages

[orchid robin]

its nothing but pure fuckin theory

and listen

im a practical person

you give me maths and time

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/yeetsmcgee-gif-22502945

[orchid robin]

i can do it

programming? sure

but you give me a theoretical subject?

fuck man i dont like that

[uncut obsidian]

programmers moment

[orchid robin]

ik and i love it

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/erina-makina-mmhmm-mmhm-mhm-eri-gif-26328027

[uncut obsidian]

vtubers

die

[warm fossil]

legendary video

[warped elm]

me when vtuber

[orchid robin]

my professors probs dont even know im going to their classes

we got like 200 people attending

300 people max i think

[visual stirrup]

Y'all should write your college papers like me.

Thesis statement
Refuse to elaborate
Works Cited: None

[orchid robin]

this isnt a "paper"

its an exam

i am getting tested on a purely theoretical subject

meaning i might as well just not go there at all

[severe linden]

[pastel quartz]

OwO

[orchid robin]

i prefer the previous version of propaganda

[wind forum]

works cited: my dreams

[wind forum]

Unironically primo meme, choom

[orchid robin]

worst thing is

this purely theoretical subject

also involves the history of IT

which istg

if she puts into the exam

i will actually tear that shit apart

[orchid robin]

i really dont wanna study this

[heady crow]

REAL

[stone blade]

da

[heady crow]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

if you cannot get a girl

make one

[runic kernel]

become one

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-saul-goodman-saul-goodman3d-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-gif-25801565

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/turn-to-you-mary-wollstonecraft-shelley-the-monsters-mate-bride-of-frankenstein-look-at-you-gif-18796597

The whole "bride of Frankenstein" thing is hilarious.
"Let's create a woman for this monster man. Let's not even consider how she might feel about this, or how she would feel about this monster man."

[runic kernel]

\

[ruby minnow]

ifunny.co

[orchid robin]

astolfo working for minimum wage

[heady crow]

ifunny.co this dick

[ruby minnow]

your dick is funny?

[heady crow]

yeah goofy looking

[orchid robin]

his dick is indeed funny

[ruby minnow]

the funny cock

[runic kernel]

he gets a big tip

[heady crow]

cmoon you said you wouldnt say that in brainfart :/

[orchid robin]

you can find it by searching " the lie about wmds in iraq"

[wary flume]

Let it out

It didn’t commit a crime

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/archer-just-the-tip-ice-cream-no-dont-gif-9880161

[eager quest]

free my bro he aint do nothing

[orchid robin]

im sorryyyyy........imma transfer 50 cents as compensation

[ruby minnow]

racism is illegal now?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ouatih-cliff-booth-once-upon-a-time-in-hollywood-fair-enough-cigarette-gif-16125373

[heady crow]

entirety of balkans on suicide watch

[orchid robin]

legit

[heady crow]

@orchid robin

[orchid robin]

ehh physics is fine id argue

i hate theoretical subjects that mainly involve the history or outdated shit of said subject that is of no practical use

[visual stirrup]

Never had a physics teacher tell me that I didn't understand how a body in motion felt about its place in the world

[orchid robin]

just keep moving

as long as you are in motion you dont need to feel

[visual stirrup]

Never had a math teacher say that I didn't understand the philosophical implications of a fucking triangle

[digital quartz]

my old physics teacher in highschool would regularly trash equipment for "experiments" he was unintentionally funny

[orchid robin]

we didnt have a physics teacher in highschool for like 1 and a half year

or chemistry teacher

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/311965555835928579/1073937606397673502/edmtq6nuehha1.mp4

[heady crow]

we have like 5 physics and chem teachers

[digital quartz]

we had a teacher that turned out to have faked his teacher license mfer got demoted to librarian

[orchid robin]

we had 1

and the substitute never came

[heady crow]

wtf 😭

wait till you get some pho

[digital quartz]

get some pho

[heady crow]

drink some water now

[digital quartz]

get some pho foo

[orchid robin]

tf is pho

[heady crow]

on stack

[runic kernel]

Yea pho

[digital quartz]

noodles, I think its thai

[visual stirrup]

Vietnamese soup

[digital quartz]

oh vietnamese my bad

[heady crow]

alright brainfart enough of you making me procrastinate

[orchid robin]

oh

[digital quartz]

btw dark and darker works here

[orchid robin]

personally id go for bacon egg and cheese

[digital quartz]

I had some really fucked up rounds yesterday night

[heady crow]

wanna play in the evening? Bout to go wrap my earbuds wire with some tape and go to the gym

[orchid robin]

this is the one time im not procrastinating cuz of brainfart but cuz i dont wanna study this fuckin subject

[visual stirrup]

Because you've never had pho, goofy ass

[digital quartz]

maybe a bit later? like 19:00 for you ?

[heady crow]

sounds good

[digital quartz]

im busy today

[heady crow]

bet

should we ask around for a third

?

[digital quartz]

sure

you go look for someone if no one wants to play I can ask my friends

[heady crow]

@rose ferry download dark and darker and come play with me and tomb ? :3

[heady crow]

well recruit someone here

someone fun hopefully

[runic kernel]

[digital quartz]

new fresh dark and darker recruit we can traumatize with mimics

[rose ferry]

whassat :3

[heady crow]

ahahahahahha

[visual stirrup]

Guys, I have a joke I've been sitting on, but I don't think I'll ever get a chance to use it.

[digital quartz]

dark fantasy tarkov

[heady crow]

its tarkov but fantasy medieval :3c

[digital quartz]

but faster paced

[heady crow]

ye and like

actually fun

[runic kernel]

Tell us

[digital quartz]

it really is fun

[visual stirrup]

"How about you feed and seed some bitches"

[rose ferry]

yooo

dm me a link I'll check it out

[heady crow]

bet

[rose ferry]

I'm watching a movie with a cuople of friends atm

[digital quartz]

what timezone are you in ?

[heady crow]

should be the same as you

gmt+1

[runic kernel]

Veri good

[visual stirrup]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[digital quartz]

ok we thought about playing at 18:00 @rose ferry

[eager quest]

i might join if i have the time and possibility

[heady crow]

🤨

anyways theres a playtest going on till the 14th

so its free

[digital quartz]

morrowind

Maxim is a real one

not a s'wit

[uncut obsidian]

24 minutes til battlebit

[broken topaz]

Maxim is real n'wah

[uncut obsidian]

how about you feed and seed @pastel quartz

[solar obsidian]

[digital quartz]

D;

[warm fossil]

[uncut obsidian]

not horny song

[pastel quartz]

OwO

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/uuBETyA_yxc

much better

[digital quartz]

the zaza beatin your ass

[digital quartz]

"let me eat the other half ... just in case" last words before disaster

maybe eat half next time

[foggy current]

Yo yo yoooooooooooo it's Gachi Posting time

[heady crow]

i need to make a proper gachi folder, finding these clips in my downloads folder is getting annoying

[foggy current]

same

[digital quartz]

strg f "gachi"

[broken topaz]

[heady crow]

not all files have gachi in them

[digital quartz]

🇩🇪 zat is not efficient

[heady crow]

you vill eat ze bugz

[heady crow]

you vill live in ze pod

[foggy current]

It's always christmas in the catalina island

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow i think youll like this one

[visual stirrup]

Guys, new literallyme just dropped.

[heady crow]

[heavy peak]

https://youtu.be/iFGc9vpN338

[grizzled meadow]

How I met Bruno ❤️

[ruby minnow]

i just have that laying around for some reason

[foggy current]

Full Metal Jacket is looking good

[digital quartz]

bet things would've ended differently between Private Paula and this DI

[foggy current]

Pyle, Joker and Sergeant Hartman good ending

[uncut obsidian]

battlebit is up boys

[crimson flame]

burger king foot lettuce

[grizzled meadow]

Conversation with @queen finch be like

[echo slate]

Soon as I saw the tie I knew it was a Disco Elysium cosplay

[uncut obsidian]

it was always here

wdym

[queen finch]

ngl i seen that before and i use that saying with the dairy aisle

[visual stirrup]

Getting shipped with maja will be my cross to bear.

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/explaining-meme-gif-26359434

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLg_wp0IXoI

[uncut obsidian]

who

is griffith

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/952432027058192405/1073683408510783548/ShareX_KuDxGTLxQW.png

[runic kernel]

There is no griffth supporters

[midnight tree]

no i relate more to the retarded angry guy i think his name is Nuts or something

[midnight tree]

real and true

[uncut obsidian]

uhhh

still idk

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1073962600980824194/lv_0_20220619164626-1.mp4

[midnight tree]

real

cringe

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalcraft-gif-13255248

[midnight tree]

@heady crow if you didn't want to be held like a twink then you shouldn't have been shaped like one

[uncut obsidian]

whatever

i won't understand

[digital quartz]

all my homies hate Griffith

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/975190098599608362/1073786040202047498/9WchKmWReIxX68ag.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

@narrow lotus @crimson flame @steady trellis @swift scarab @pastel quartz @uneven sinew

battlebit

also did renner actually leave

[solar obsidian]

huh?

[uncut obsidian]

.

[solar obsidian]

yeah

[warm fossil]

welp

[solar obsidian]

why did he go his memes were good

[uncut obsidian]

so

battlebit

lesgo

[digital quartz]

his people needed him

[solar obsidian]

yes

[pastel quartz]

depends who'll play

[uncut obsidian]

noone answered yet

oh also

@digital quartz @warm fossil

missed 2

[warm fossil]

you remember me

[uncut obsidian]

bro you're like 13

[digital quartz]

wow ageist take

[steady trellis]

nice, so we can ban you for being underage

[uncut obsidian]

no?

what is that

i don't watch anime

[steady trellis]

one of the really good classics

[uncut obsidian]

manga is the same shit

don't care

[warm fossil]

in a voice call with Vada rn

loading that shit up

[upper spruce]

All is shit, just watch porn lul

[warm fossil]

dunno if he'll join

[uncut obsidian]

yet you were surprised i didn't read "berserk"

l m a o

[digital quartz]

well pretty much everyone knows of Berserk

[warm fossil]

except me

[solar obsidian]

not really

[uncut obsidian]

souls... series?

[solar obsidian]

but they never mention it

[digital quartz]

you 2 might be too young

[solar obsidian]

souls games

[uncut obsidian]

like

dark souls?

[solar obsidian]

24?

[warm fossil]

damn right I am

[digital quartz]

madi and tophatt

[solar obsidian]

i only heard of Berserk from a few memes but i dont watch/read anime/manga either

[quaint ore]

Griffith must fucking die

Berserk got continued

say thanks to Kouji Mori

[uncut obsidian]

nobody gon play battlebit?

[solar obsidian]

i'd play if i didnt have to buy it

[steady trellis]

its a free playtest, dummy

[solar obsidian]

its not if account is new

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/animan-sheriff-animan-gif-25978046

[orchid robin]

make your account older then

[steady trellis]

I have never seen someone with that issue since... well steam was founded 😄

[solar obsidian]

iirc accounts past 2021 last month cant play for free

[uncut obsidian]

no

[warm fossil]

@uncut obsidian

[uncut obsidian]

you cant play battlebit on a new acc

[warm fossil]

we cock. dick. BALLING.

lobby 6

[steady trellis]

weird. but ok

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/giang-goodnight-touhou-fumo-gif-25780463

Goodnight brainfart

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888516333568925716/1073887147297341460/kwr7ihg5lgha1.webp

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888516333568925716/1073887167056719893/o0q2zgg5lgha1.webp

[visual stirrup]

This is what look like walking through the zone.

Widow's peak ✅
Depressed Slav face ✅
Dummy thicc ass ✅ ✅ ✅

[wind forum]

https://youtu.be/o3FObk2TP00

[rose ferry]

OH YEAH

didn't close that

we watched the evangelion movie

[warm fossil]

@uncut obsidian you good?

[heady crow]

Eoe or the rebuild ones

[rose ferry]

my character's been standing at the redoran canton in vivec like a tard I didn't even pause

oopsie

[digital quartz]

did you rob the treasury already ?

[rose ferry]

rebuild

my buddy stein is a big evangelion fan but he hasn't seen them

[uncut obsidian]

@warm fossil can't play atm

later

[warm fossil]

alright

[rose ferry]

also I could actually be there for that

[heady crow]

Oh yeah bet. Need ro watcht them too at some point

[rose ferry]

and @broken topaz as well, yeah I even play as a dunmer :3

my favourite race in ES

[digital quartz]

smh not being an altmer wizard

[rose ferry]

nah I wanna be one of the people who went to one of the worst god damned places in tamriel and went "alright THIS is where's it's AT"

[midnight tree]

based cannibalism enjoyer

[rose ferry]

take a deep breath and enjoy the scenery while one of your followers get kidnapped by the molesto spider

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776208924222160940/1073974846737887273/I_run_DOOM_on_my_CPU_task_manager.mp4

[rose ferry]

or whatever used to live in morrowind

[midnight tree]

gotta watch out for those rapeoidian arachnids

[midnight tree]

real

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/227912785290330113/1065614519776333894/BDCE20E5-FF5B-4798-8D00-EA81C1B1C446.gif

[heady crow]

-13c tomorrow feelsgoodman

[midnight tree]

bruh we got 8c today

the west has fallen

[heady crow]

Nah wtf 😭

[midnight tree]

i wanna see more old people slip on the ice fr

[heady crow]

Im glad isnt like that here

[trim pilot]

helo chat

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1073557035074998293/genuine_response.gif

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1016071673285455965/1073672153725149214/caption-6.gif

[visual stirrup]

Related.

This is the kind of joke I imagine Diogenes would have made if he was an IRL shitposter.

[visual stirrup]

The whole "broad flat nails" thing was dumb as fuck.

[warped elm]

dw u can borrow it

[foggy current]

wholesome

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1073260467084079184/1073837434883801159/Alastor.mp4

[uneven sinew]

I can't I'm playing Eldritch Horror

[rose ferry]

I have a civilian pilot's license, I'll try this and let you know how it works out

[rose ferry]

actually I'm pretty sure I can fly twin engine

but I'll try it anyway, see what happens

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SydGFUucXjM

[warped elm]

my condolences for his suffering

[stone blade]

how did he not get stabbed

[heavy peak]

internet is back at full speed

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESCup85rP5I

[twin silo]

[plucky void]

what in the

[digital quartz]

@rose ferry @heady crow mb an hour later ? I am being coerced into eating tacos

[midnight tree]

real

[midnight tree]

hvorfor og hvordan har du det?

[uncut obsidian]

brbr hrhhvhrv?

[warm fossil]

the 69 xp curse is gone

I'm white again

[uncut obsidian]

cum

[primal kiln]

I've met precisely one Bulgarian person in my entire life

was a nice enough guy

[rose ferry]

liker fly og jeg liker å fly

far hjalp meg med det, vi kan teknisk sett leie et fly sammen også kan jeg fly oss over til finland

[abstract path]

The sex man

Will he cum for you?

[midnight tree]

øøøøøø basert?????

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/898418445924839435/981703267492978748/uhhurhus.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1073989660881190952/HOUGHJHJHHHH_OUGHHHHH_ECHHHEHCHHHH.jpg

[stone blade]

I was born bulgarian

[midnight tree]

damn

my condolences bro

i hope you get well soon

[digital quartz]

unlucky spawn

[abstract path]

I hope i get even more lucky

Lul

Germany is a lucky spawn

Anyway
SANS

His eyes bro

[midnight tree]

bro

don't do this

[abstract path]

I didn't do this

The artist did :)

[pastel quartz]

me looking at every single male:

[abstract path]

Which one do you mean?

[pastel quartz]

the left dummy

the girl

[abstract path]

Same

[abstract path]

I even see it in my friend

Like my best bestie

[abstract path]

Not in my bf tho

Anyway HRU SISTER

[heady crow]

Shoulder muscle atrophy due to a medical operation

[pastel quartz]

is this thing on the bottom a dick, the first seconds

[heady crow]

Im fine with whatever, still at the gym so

[uncut obsidian]

wh

what

maja horny once again

[uncut obsidian]

that's... hair

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/asian-girl-brick-brick-throw-kill-gif-25574003

[abstract path]

God damn

Same

Alao i wan a boigr

Need me more fats

[warm fossil]

anyone playing BB rn?

[midnight tree]

is it up?

[abstract path]

B and B-eing your mom

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/summoned-i-have-been-summoned-power-gif-15859341

[midnight tree]

i'm down

[warm fossil]

alright

[midnight tree]

get in lobby 5 bb

[abstract path]

Lel

[warm fossil]

already in a voice call with a friend

1078889692

[abstract path]

L bozes

[midnight tree]

what is this

[warm fossil]

Steam friend code

[abstract path]

Lul

Ikagine having friends

Wahoo

[heavy peak]

"good"

[midnight tree]

get me in that voice call then homie

[trim pilot]

who left

[warm fossil]

Renner

[abstract path]

Some guy

[heavy peak]

p!infractions 278458616397430785

[foggy mantle]

Renner#4535

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[heavy peak]

[trim pilot]

lmfao

[heady crow]

[abstract path]

Gah amn

[warped elm]

tf

[abstract path]

Fuc some people here smh

[warped elm]

p!infractions @warped elm

[foggy mantle]

You are missing the mod.infractions permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.

[warped elm]

:(

[abstract path]

Lul

Just do

[solar obsidian]

they were pretty good

[abstract path]

P!avatar @abstract path

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for ᚨᚾᚷᛖᛚ#4994

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[warped elm]

p!avatar @foggy mantle

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for Pancake#3691

Links:
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[warped elm]

goes hard

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/zhukov-gif-25031719

[warped elm]

can i have mod for a secon

second*?

[heavy peak]

[warped elm]

pinky promise i wont do something silly :3

[solar obsidian]

can i have it for 2 seconds?

#🤖bot-commands i guess

[trim pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/884004180799397898/1068060324361670706/uj8dr1dwu8ea1.gif

[stone blade]

Hello team

💗

[broken topaz]

Im going insane

[ornate tulip]

Welcome to the club.

[broken topaz]

@midnight tree How make more money?

fast

I mean millions

or atleast reliably in the several hundreds of thousands

in star sector

There isnt ever that many drugs around to get at reasonable prices

[heady crow]

Sell drugs

[rustic gorge]

Raid pirate stations and then sell to other pirate stations that need things

[midnight tree]

create scarcity by raiding convoys and then sell the materials the convoys were carrying to the colonies that they were heading to

[rustic gorge]

Example:
Raid pirate station A
Deliver goods to pirate station B that will pay a lot for Good X

Repeat

[broken topaz]

hmm

I dunno if i can even take on some of these convoys

But I shall try

[broken topaz]

How do i get AI cores? You said to find the remnants ships and stuff? I cant seem to find many remnant ships, even in systems with warning beacons, also no AI cores yet

[midnight tree]

explore more uncharted starsystems

[trim pilot]

not even at tritach?

[trim pilot]

also domain era probes, survey ships, and motherships

motherships being the rarest and best

want to vc and i can help you?

[midnight tree]

(manipulatively)

[trim pilot]

bru

[broken topaz]

Im not playing atm

[plucky void]

wait what are you guys talking about

starsector?

[broken topaz]

Busy with studying, I just asked for the next time i play

[broken topaz]

yes

[ruby minnow]

its just another universe in spanish tiktok

[grim sluice]

[uncut obsidian]

bro un-mined that diamond

[fading shuttle]

the new world fucked the spanish up bro

they still havent recovered

[digital quartz]

Was the game that bad ?

[fading shuttle]

https://twitter.com/FalconryFinance/status/1624051231554510848?t=44PGwlA2tvz4mN3SB9GmWA&s=19

UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance (@FalconryFinance)

Ohio right now

That's a giant cloud of polyvinyl chloride and a ton of other bad chemicals

The local police blew it up like a beached whale, now megatoxins are Chernobyling Ohio and there's a news blackout and the police are beating reporters and camera people and dragging em

Likes

18773

Retweets

6543

Twitter · Feb 10, 2023, 2:22 PM

damn ohio is fucked up

[trim pilot]

i havent heard about any of this and i live in ohio

[fading shuttle]

trust me bro, ohio is going through chernobyl 2

next stalker game is in there

[broken topaz]

Average day in ohio

Maybe thats why you havent heard

[fading shuttle]

apparently a train carrying chemicals toxic to most life just derailed in ohio

[broken topaz]

And they just blow it up?

[trim pilot]

its just one town right now

and i havent heard anything about the beating of reporters

[fading shuttle]

imma be honest once i saw those images i just thought it was the good ol "ohio is fucked up" meme

[orchid robin]

bro

tell me

this is a meme

for the love of god

[fading shuttle]

they blew it up

a controlled release was an explosion

[orchid robin]

"successful incident" theres a dark toxic cloud over the fuckin city

[broken topaz]

Well it cant be that much worse than average ohio air

[fading shuttle]

they didnt just blow up the funny bad chemicals, they are also burning them

[trim pilot]

i live in cincinnati so i probably wont be affected

[fading shuttle]

apparently this happened in east palestine

i thought that was in the levant but i guess americans cant make up new names for fucking towns

[orchid robin]

they literally have a texan city named paris

[ruby minnow]

bro what?

[fading shuttle]

the somalians acquired jetfighters

gotta be able to protect yourself from air pirates

[fading shuttle]

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1624106373691629570

Anton Gerashchenko (@Gerashchenko_en)

A parrot was found alive in the rubble of a building destroyed by the earthquakes in Turkey.

It was named "Miracle".

Likes

8309

Retweets

997

Twitter · Feb 10, 2023, 6:01 PM

Iedy lives

[ruby minnow]

i hate jfif i hate jfif i hate jfif i hate jfif i hate jfif i hate jfif i hate jfif i hate jfif i hate jfif

[orchid robin]

because hes a bottom

thats why

[fading shuttle]

he aint a bottom

he is fuckin bedrock

[uncut obsidian]

cat ears

[trim pilot]

@uncut obsidian can i get approval for a meme

[uncut obsidian]

$5 for approval

[trim pilot]

good one

[trim pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408207400395472906/1074016072258297926/Little_Dark_Age_-_Gay_Liberation.mp4 this one is gonna make some edgelords mad

[urban ocean]

https://mobile.twitter.com/LegacyKillaHD/status/1624420583088824322

Michael (@LegacyKillaHD)

Resetera, a toxic far-left gaming forum, banned discussion on Hogwarts Legacy as they declared any support of the game as dangerous as it empowers Harry Potter creator JK Rowling.

About that...

Well looks like their staff are enjoying the game lmao

Likes

980

Twitter · Feb 11, 2023, 2:50 PM

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/3owcxgsjfgha1.jpg

[warped elm]

bro its a fucking game about wizzards

go outside

find a hobby

[weak jackal]

is he still talking about the magic game

[narrow lotus]

[weak jackal]

i haven't looked at brainfart for like 20 hours

[trim pilot]

the whole hogwarts legacy thing started as satire on r/gamingcirclejerk

[urban ocean]

Currently outside

Touching grass

[warped elm]

good

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/79ke64bpxgha1.png

[urban ocean]

I will post all stupidity regarding hogwarts

[fading shuttle]

its just a game bro

[urban ocean]

Y'all fuckers need to suffer my posts

Will repost to annoy

[weak jackal]

"I shall be annoying on purpose"

https://i.redd.it/mp29qi914gha1.jpg

[urban ocean]

Si

[narrow lotus]

Ppl hating on Harry Potter for whatever bullshit

[ruby minnow]

we repost all day

[urban ocean]

we repost all day

[fading shuttle]

yeah thats about right

sounds like kojima

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/5iyo0lworhha1.png

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1074007025652088832/879722.mov

[hoary elk]

no need for police when we have bigger guns

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/ssrou6gxgjha1.jpg

thristy

[hoary elk]

pepsie :DDD

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-tf2engineer-use-a-gun-and-if-that-dont-work-gif-17911768

[fading shuttle]

pepsi is inferior

[weak jackal]

https://external-preview.redd.it/QAIL_PFd93klUaRU_ocGJXeCkKeHVofcGO991rQmjo0.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=c1b4878b052949da67ef46782222abadb3ac9b64

[urban ocean]

Too funny. Those who cannot pass cope hard about a british femboy who puts on some rubber tits and instantly looks female.

[weak jackal]

who are you

leave me alone

[urban ocean]

F1nn5ster

[weak jackal]

stop being weird to me

https://i.redd.it/cr4r2kgmfmha1.jpg

[hoary elk]

so crabs get pegged?

[urban ocean]

Crossdressing is "transracism"

[ruby minnow]

man they don't even let somebody crossdress in these times

[urban ocean]

@rose ferry is banned from Twitch

He passes too hard

[sharp lantern]

PROGRESSION

[rancid nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/decay-gif-21912271

[weak jackal]

https://external-preview.redd.it/-qAC1ufm64vsFmacq2l36UKPxCETkvdk3f9nhBtIEyA.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=b4474ee61c037097acf27f14a5184248b6268e1d

[urban ocean]

Average Alex Jones enjoyer be like

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-gif-8323074

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/igsrdjlm3eha1.png

[ruby minnow]

"I'll give you your sandwich if you answer me riddle"

[pastel quartz]

youll get your footlong if you answer my riddles three

[visual stirrup]

"What works for minimum wage, and is thirty years of age?"

[urban ocean]

Starbucks Barista who chose a low ROI major

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/556979124166590485/1074019784766804190/8mb.video-CBH-fin1sJwB.mp4

[crimson flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/457261292869386240/1073687521084575744/Melina_cut_dialogue.mp4

[visual stirrup]

Where's the joke? This is just fetish material.

[crimson flame]

[visual stirrup]

Oh, wait...

I remember where I am.

[rose ferry]

true, these people are trying to saboutage my career

[sharp lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/japierdole-dismay-facepalm-disappointed-gif-6216790

[pastel quartz]

i dont think ppl would even realize im trans :3

[weak jackal]

wait you're trans woah

[crimson flame]

[weak jackal]

new lore just dropped

[pastel quartz]

new lore

[weak jackal]

pog

[slim osprey]

Half the people here are trans

[pastel quartz]

its literally in my status

[slim osprey]

The other half are femboys

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/wtff-cat-confused-orange-gif-25858653

[visual stirrup]

Fucking English Major courses need to include barista classes

[pastel quartz]

dont do it

[crimson flame]

im literally the only normal straight here

[slim osprey]

Embed fail

[urban ocean]

Literally anything woman's studies

[crimson flame]

[crimson flame]

making coffee is fun lol

[weak jackal]

love me iced coffee

I used to buy 'em for like $3.50

but now i learned to make 'em for way cheaper

[crimson flame]

SAME lol

[urban ocean]

Ahem

[pastel quartz]

wdym normal im pretty normal

[weak jackal]

I'm normal*

[crimson flame]

i used to buy instant coffee for $5-7 a month.

now i buy $2 ground coffee and it lasted for a month. tastes better, keeps me awake longer

[weak jackal]

I bought a big fuck off tin of coffee that has lasted me the entire year so far

love it

[weak jackal]

I can also make the iced coffee super strong

[urban ocean]

MFW minwage Starbucks enjoyers claim to not have any money when they're in Starbucks at least 3 times a day, every day, getting $5 drinks. Mofo, you just wasted a month and a half of your income on flavor water and ice.

https://tenor.com/view/mr-rogers-nightmare-clown-gif-5401671

[weak jackal]

No luxuries 4 you

only work

and eat moss

[austere shadow]

She's me

[weak jackal]

and lick cave water

[rose ferry]

tap water in norway is great

all I need

and coffee

from home

[visual stirrup]

There's some space between those two extremes.

[rose ferry]

delicious

[lusty sonnet]

Is starbucks that expensive?

[crimson flame]

"i need it"

[orchid robin]

bro this reminds me of the "millenials would have more money if they didnt buy so much avocado toast" reports

so stupid

[weak jackal]

we could share some cave moss if you want

and meet in the middle

😳

[pastel quartz]

hi dutyer

[crimson flame]

in third world country, yes. i can buy 2 full meal instead of one cup of starbucks coffee

[weak jackal]

omg its dootier

bestie, oomfie

[orchid robin]

hi mya

[weak jackal]

moot

[pastel quartz]

hai :3

[orchid robin]

yeah took a break from shelling an american city in arma

[orchid robin]

how are you

[lusty sonnet]

The fuck

[pastel quartz]

im great

[weak jackal]

based

[visual stirrup]

Why do I feel like you have enough moss growing in your house?

Fucking nurglet

[orchid robin]

thats good to hear

what about you sam

[weak jackal]

Oi i praise slaanesh

[visual stirrup]

Even worse

[weak jackal]

oh i just got done playing some deep rock galactic after watching the last of us latest ep

[pastel quartz]

nurgle is the best chaos god

[weak jackal]

both very good

[urban ocean]

Anyone on min wage barely making it should have luxury way down on the bottom of the list of necessities

[weak jackal]

also i got coldsores on my face

[orchid robin]

i wish i could reliably play online drg

[weak jackal]

I am afflicted

[orchid robin]

but the connection is unstable for me

[urban ocean]

Herpes enjoyers be like

[weak jackal]

Shrimple as that

[pastel quartz]

meanie :(

[weak jackal]

Slaanesh would be proud

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1073984757421068379/aebca0be8f5e9a46bda1dd9d2196086f.mp4

[pastel quartz]

i wanna be a rotfly

[orchid robin]

a what

[weak jackal]

I belive in you

[urban ocean]

Somehow I managed to go 40 years without catching herpes. Hope to continue the streak until I die.

[visual stirrup]

There are sliding scales in many factors in life.

But here, in America, minimum wage was not supposed to be a bare subsistence thing.

[pastel quartz]

a rotfly

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/slaanesh-warhammer-total-war-gif-24197491

I wanna be whatever this is

[hoary elk]

lmao

[orchid robin]

i love how eve you dont know the fuck that is

[weak jackal]

That or one of those slaanesh seahorse riders

[crimson flame]

horsewoman

[pastel quartz]

horsemommy

[urban ocean]

Sure. Even still, minimum wage enjoyers still get electricity, cable tv, microwaves, flat screens, internet and computers. Try being minimum wage in a country like Dominican Republic. A lot of Americans actually need to leave their country and see how much worse life is outside of western nations.

[orchid robin]

just cuz life is worse somewhere else

doesnt mean you shouldnt improve it in your location

[urban ocean]

Perspective is important

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-26178840

Hello chat

[orchid robin]

this is literally the "there is a problem somewhere else, therefore your current problem doesnt matter" type argument

[slim osprey]

Bye chat

https://tenor.com/view/moth-goodbye-chat-cute-rosy-maple-moth-dryocampa-rubicunda-gif-26368830

[pastel quartz]

moff

[orchid robin]

see ya

[urban ocean]

The average min wager in the US is usually a min wager because of very poor decision making. The average min wager outside the US is a min wager because their country is a shit hole.

[weak jackal]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/f/f2/SeekersofSlaanesh.png/revision/latest?cb=20180309213757

me n the oomfies

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-moth-cute-rosy-maple-moth-dryocampa-rubicunda-gif-26368817

[orchid robin]

idk moths still give me the creeps

[midnight tree]

https://imgur.com/Qos7hy0

[slim osprey]

Death

[urban ocean]

I don't feel bad for American min wagers at all

[visual stirrup]

Yeah, a lot of people here have no point of reference for harsh living.

But we're the wealthiest and most powerful nation in the world. I expect better of us. We shouldn't have any homeless people or hungry children.

[weak jackal]

https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/046/421/455/large/danny-sweeney-dsweeney-dae-daemonette-009-e.jpg?1645074842

[slim osprey]

What's there not to like about moths?

[weak jackal]

wish i looked like this irl

[slim osprey]

They are literally harmless

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-holy-shit-holy-shit-a-moth-moth-gif-25555116

[orchid robin]

freeze yourself in sleep and wait for future technology

[slim osprey]

Let me show you a real moth

[orchid robin]

maybe even mechanical penises

[trail fulcrum]

colourful moths are the best

[urban ocean]

My man, US only has like 500K homeless out of damn near 350 million. Even your impoverished are doing vastly better than like 90% of the world.

[crimson flame]

thats a hornet

[slim osprey]

Nope

It's a moth that's too good at what it does

[hoary elk]

me cago entero si veo esa wea

[lusty sonnet]

It's moth time again?

[urban ocean]

Si

[slim osprey]

Yo tambien

[slim osprey]

Si

[lusty sonnet]

Co co cool

[pastel quartz]

its always moth tim

[crimson flame]

how can you fuck something like that tbh

[weak jackal]

it fucks you

[slim osprey]

Weird bug time actually

[weak jackal]

to death

[crimson flame]

ah fair

[weak jackal]

in a not pleasurable way

[weak jackal]

cool bug

https://tenor.com/view/theres-a-cool-bug-upstairs-gif-26292252

[lusty sonnet]

I usually smack moths cuz i want to sleep in peace

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-bug-inside-the-backrooms-backrooms-gif-26449653

[slim osprey]

Me sitting for 30 minutes looking at a jumping spider I found outside

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-better-call-saul-bug-upstairs-stairs-gif-26294995

[orchid robin]

reminds me

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/theres-a-frog-outside-gif-24717882

[orchid robin]

when my best friend with arachnophobia saw me hold a spider on my finger

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-guy-dance-dancing-gif-14048876

y'all remember cool guy?

[orchid robin]

he freaked out

[hoary elk]

army ants cool

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/SkeleMann/status/1624076272874684416

SkeleMann (@SkeleMann)

Crazy how this isn't modded whatsoever

Likes

12608

Retweets

1699

▶ Play video

Twitter · Feb 10, 2023, 4:02 PM

[visual stirrup]

You know what to do.

[hoary elk]

transubstantiation is also very cool!

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1074028035180863508/to_death.png

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/sans-repost-if-repost-undertale-sans-undertale-gif-24763358

[urban ocean]

Guy says not modded. Game clearly modded (don't pay attention to my nearly 1K hours of Elden Ring)

[weak jackal]

no thats just what happens when you lvl arcane to +80

[urban ocean]

I do a lot of pvp

[weak jackal]

I do a lot of tomfoolery

[wind forum]

looks like some gae twink I was paid to draw

[urban ocean]

Twink Invasions in elden ring are the best

Nobody levels vigor

So you can make a ton of one shot builds

[crimson flame]

lol my chara is also nightfolk with red eyes

but i ate some dragon hearts so my eyes became draconic

[weak jackal]

My character is a dead elf who does't believe in magic but instead shoots arrows at everything

and it works

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/R1Avih3UMsc

Level 60 is the best level to invade at. Lots of dudes who use save editors to give themselves all the good shit but don't actually know how to make it work for them.

[crimson flame]

my guy is ice mage that also uses blackflame

death poker is such an insane weapon

[wind forum]

my guy doesn't use any magic and only mains spear and shield

[urban ocean]

Death Poker Gang Rise Up

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/kumalala-light-skin-gif-25751442

[weak jackal]

art friend of mine drew me and several other friends of ours. The characters shown are us on the first playthroughs. I'm on the far right

[crimson flame]

i bought elden ring to try pvp but quickly got intimidated by it and backed out lol

[urban ocean]

Double spear poking is a zero skill activity

[crimson flame]

im lv 125 now

[wind forum]

double spear

I never dual wield weapons

[crimson flame]

lol thats so cute

[pastel quartz]

OMG LILL DOGGY DOG

[weak jackal]

eggdog

[urban ocean]

Chad holy users with maces in PvP need to get some love

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/eggdog-gif-26216861

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/lesser-dog-undertale-gif-4834820

The dog looks like it belongs in Undertale.
The real boss after all of the joke dogs.

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/easter-egg-dog-grooming-oval-gif-13997020

funni dog

we all belong in undertale tbh

[visual stirrup]

Genocide Run, any%

[weak jackal]

pacifist run spaghetti%