#🎪bruh-fart
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For ONCE I will spare samantha's eyes
thanku
like a dude projectile vomiting
Rookie mistake
imagine eating, i just suck off nutrients fron my skin pores
anime trying not to sexualize women by giving them huge tits challenge
*minors
oh yeah that too
hey not all, some has big ass instead
University, the old server was abandoned.
Why yes, I have been in there long enough to witness that.
queelana my beloved
I am into any and all fetishes. That is all you need to know.
was that her name i forgot
honestly fair
i will create a grass touching fetish just for you
I already am into cattle-play.
i dont wanna know what that is
💀 ❔
Fucking coomer
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fucking coomer
I won't object to being fucked like this.
How about you make "doing something productive" your kink too?
producing
That's not productive
but it is a product
People legit buy cum. Therefore, it is a product.
Mystic have you ever been on the Teraurge discord. Your name seems familiar
on this one topic.........hes kinda in the right
i still cant
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Не благодарите :3
but i wont deny them making valid points
Full name of server?
yes
That's where you are wrong
idk maybe I've met you somewhere before or someone with a similar namme
Not seeing it.
you need a therapist
🤝
🤝
With the new mutation mechanics, we can go further into the abyss than ever.
sounds like something one of you idiots would do
FurrydomWorld will become real.
not the same
relevant
a little
@grizzled meadow
Basically, mutations now work off a much different system. You take some mutagen with the mutagen "vitamin", then you take some primers to influence mutation path (required, you won't mutate without primers) and then you start mutating over time. At first you only get positive mutations, every mutation increases a new value called "Instability" which increases bad mutation chance.
Robust Genetics makes instability recovery way faster.
Lab raiding.
I think I found a sewage pond once
Gotta raid a lab.
Oh I found a lab. I couldn't get in with the 10 zombie hulks outside
That was my last playthough
Just punch them to death.
Unarmed stamina consumption is a joke, it's great.
wasnt stronk enouff
Me, sitting here with 19 strength from all the points I got from a drug addict/failed lab experiment start
I mean, I spent like a whole two weeks to recover from all the negative effects that came from my start.
I actually died like 4 times to surgery failure to pull out my messed up cybernetics that leaked acid and shit.
bro isopods that size
actually exist
tha glizzy
and its giving me the heeby fuckin jibbies
Luck and circumstance are my favorite parts of CDDA gameplay
How dead were you after that?
none dead
isopod

Killed it with low skills? That's pretty lucky.
They are adorable.
THEY ARE SCARY, AN ISOPOD THE SIZE OF A FUCKIN CHIHUAHA MAYBE A BIT BIGGER
isopods are cute
Yeah, perfect size for petting.
and lifting
I initiated with a few gunshots to injure, brought in a hoard of zombies with the sound and kited them all into the mi-go patrolling the road
look at them
Apocalyptic problems require apocalyptic solutions.
once they were all dead I finished it off while it was fleeing
I prefer killing everything in a police station, looting the kevlar, then spending like 30 days building up to making survivor gear.
Though the survivor suit is now called "steel-plated kevlar jumpsuit"
There are also steel tiers now. Tempered steel being the best.
I basically play dress up in CDDA
There is hella drip now. Including kitty ears, collars, and tails.
I draw them later. Mostly shit sketches
I raided a strip club.
I never do that to them lmao
Don't ask, needed some materials.
Cat ears maybe
My current run has the "No Hope" mod in it.
And let me tell you, it drives up the difficulty pretty hard.
I usually play with CDDA+ and Secronom
Sorry I'm not a femboy
Interesting response.
I mainly have the mod for the orichalcum frames for my death mobiles anyway.
there are 2 paths in life
do you play NeoScav btw
Got that survivor drip.
Obviously.
I play it with the Extended Mod, though. That shit is still being updated.
Booting it up.
This is purely for public use and there is no money being gained from this video being placed on Youtube, if Josh Culler or the NEO Scavenger team wish for this video to be took down then so be it

Hmm, that game seems familiar
I should re-install CDDA again. Been a while
Have a good day! 😊
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I do not remember lmao
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YOU
p!kiss @heady crow
where's the cut to a man shaking his ass
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Awaa boy smell? 
damn
its not a good smell, trust me
what species of caterpillar is this
the shitty one
@heady crow you 2 down for bf4 later ?
Or cs ?
when is later uwu
How about 19:00 or 20:00 ?
we gamin
Bure Nyaclear bomb
why didnt it just explode when within a 10km radius of the target
Bure Nya
What would be the fun in that ?
that they get to see those first few seconds before they get obliterated
Sure
you got cs too ?
counter strike?
Yeah
i do but i am completely unwilling to subject myself to that garbage
Ok then bf4 it is
chad
boyfriend 4

Surely not metro and locker 24/7
i'm gonna shove you in a locker
Gluten Free bread
GF bread
Girlfriend bread 
nostalgic
Kabedon but aksel is destroying the locker
i'm gonna do it very seductively tho
These little shits need to learn to be more independent
they cant use their thumbs 😭
skill issue
pure skill issue right there
grow some fingers in evolution
They want me to eat the food for them too ?
how much do you play DRG
cum
right now a lot
engi
is there anyone that plays driller cuz its "fun"?
The cheese gunner
The primal urge to dig holes
Huh. I asked a question in general chat and general chat disappeared?
Knusper Müsli 
you got the novice role
people with the novice role cant see general
!novie
!novice
This is especially aimed at people who have the "Novice" role and no longer have the "Newcomer" role:
#╓☢stalker-chat has not been deleted, you're NOT banned and/or have done something that has led to you no longer seeing that chat.
We simply had to take restrictive measures because most of the newcomers in here remove the role BEFORE installing GAMMA to go all over the server asking "how do I install GAMMA?" and questions like that.
We had a lot of complains about this and decided to "lock down" that particular chat behind XP. You will have to reach **lvl.2 **(which is done by sending messages) to be able to see the channel again.
Use #🤖bot-commands to check your level, don't clog the server.
AND DO NOT TRY TO SPAM BECAUSE 1) WE'LL FOUND OUT AND 2) IF YOU EVEN TRY TO DO THAT, WE WILL BAN YOU.
Brainfart doesnt count towards XP
cuz the xp system has just been implemented
I am literally here to shitpost
I'm about to level up and you look like enough XP
if brainfart counted towards xp
Do it, kill me
we would be gods among users
literally brainfart would be the go to place to level up
just spam yourself to lvl 2 in other channels
offtopic isn't
they will find out
oh shit
finally
time to level up
not if you do it right
do what i want
eating brick is one of my favorite activities
imaging not having cement walls
the inside is brick
the outside is cement
shouldnt it be reverse
idfk mate
my father himself built this house with some help from other workers
i might have gotten the order wrong maybe
fuckin what now
doesn't matter
i will steal your balls
while you're sleeping
you heard me
Cockcrete 
p!kiss @orchid robin
Wait how old are you
cock cretes
im filing a restraining order
he's 18+ no worries
oh okay nvm
it won't save you from me stealing your balls
25 
balls on yo jaws
I am
9
-Teen
Nineteen you silly
you have nine teens in your house?
you are going to kill me?
Architecture
god he has a massive voice
It's just a house, silly 
ye bet. Ill be ready in like an hour+
who you callin silly you goofy ahh silly goose lookin goober

youre right
we need worse energy
the melatonin ingot
worse or better quality than gold
also can we acknowledge that before the nether update in minecraft, gold had absolutely no use whatsoever
except for making low-durability but stupidly fast tools
you could have just as well burned it
is it alive?
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@grizzled meadow YOU WILL EAT ZE BUGZ
YOU VILL LIVE IN ZE POD
I love him
hoes
the hoes update hasnt released yet 
same reason tissues are in constant demand
its never truly about blowing your nose or wiping tears
Lul
ah yes another resource being misused by the brainrotted
that and for number 2 in public schools
cuz due to some shitheads constantly clogging the toilets by flushing entire rolls
they decided to remove all toilet paper
you wont find a public school in greece that has toilet paper
elementary,middle,high school
went through them
no toilet paper ever
Call my dick the flintstones car
Cause you need to use your feet to make it work
hell
IM IN FUCKIN UNI
AND HOLY SHIT ARE THE TOILETS ABYSMALL
NO TOILET PAPER
NOT EVEN A TOILET SEAT, ITS JUST THE FUCKIN BASE OF THE TOILET WITH THE COLD SURFACE
AND THESE ANIMALS PISS EVERYWHERE
ITS LIKE THEY ANALYZE THE AREA TO FIND A SPOT WHERE THEY HAVENT PISSED ALREADY
i was giving an early morning exam before all the dipshits started using the toilets
and i was shocked that there wasnt any piss that time
i could leave my backpack on the ground without having to find the non-piss covered spot
which i assure you wont be like that when regular classes resume
that "hole" is every public school toilet in greece
they use them to save on costs
taking a shit in those is a challenge
not that easy
cuz remember
you still have pants that are now down to your ankles
so you gotta position yourself in a way
that when you take a shit
an accidental piss stream doesnt hit your pants
which made me hold such an uncomfortable squat while shitting that my legs were actually trembling
not 90 degree squat or even full squat
it was like a 45 degree squat
that you have to hold while doing number 2
that should be a warcrime
not to mention that even with the turkish toilets
the bastards would piss where your feet are supposed to go when shitting
that's a one sizeable ew
i hate greek public toilets so fuckin much
tbh this is a SPECIAL level of ew in schools
like, gas station toilets are just outright better
ONE KID TOOK A SHIT OUTSIDE THE TOILET IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THE OTHER KIDS FUCKIN LAUGHED AT THIS COMEDY GENIUS
I mean here in Poland you get really much less... traumatizing experiences with toilets in gas stations compared to schools
i mean, they are public toilets
charging to use them defeats the fuckin purpose
tf was that
ofc it was crystal that posted that
prove it
prove it
P!8ball should i kill dutyer?
:8ball: I think so.
see
mmm
even 8ball is saying no balls
What's up?
DO IT
Why.
JUST FUCKIN DO IT ALREADY
Because Greek public toilets
THIS
IM TIRED OF LIVING HERE NOT CUZ OF THE ECONOMY OR POLITICAL SITUATION OR ANYTHING ELSE
IM TIRED OF PEOPLE HERE USING THE TOILETS LIKE FUCKIN ANIMALS
IT WOULD BE MERCY ON MY SOUL
The trick to killing someone is thinking they are less than human
Just picture an animal when you kill him
It'll make it easier
You are too soft
Exactly
killing animals is only right if you are going to eat them or for self defense
same goes for humans
and this kids is why many species that lived just fine without us, fuckin died the moment we found out about them
wdym
Or we would eat "synthetized food"
do you mean a specific game or just "if earth had game mechanics"
Just some game
Tbh
If it were to be an apocalypse i think we would live a bit better
well i got a fucking migraine
stop thinking
just commit actions without pre-meditation
Alcohol.
I have brought three crates of beer from germany
Please
Enough for one evening I would say
New pfp Crystal?
Ja!
Is nice, I liked the previous one better though.
just don't chug the full bottle of jagermeister
hello noom
Hiya
sleepy hours
not yet
Probably not
Do i need to fucking write it on the bacj of my head for everyone to read on the internet?
something tells me skom is anticipating it with excitement tho
yes
Actually I have a friend from one of those cities near the Netherlands, and he talks about how his friends from Uni go to the Netherlands to smoke weed legally all the time
Lol
He's German
I'm not a German, so not my advantage tbh
wait where you from again

Oml
Sure, moderation
I'll keep that in mind
Maybe I'll do it in moderation one day
Lol
like with everything: set, setting, quality and amount is the factor
ive done the same on occasion
shawshank redemption, great movie
What has the aussie's name? Something samantha?
sleepy samantha
Ty
I want weed tho
hes searching her name on tinder
Can't seem to find her, weird
You guys wanna go find the radioactive material they dropped on a highway in rural Australia?
FUCK YEAH
CANCER IN ME BONES
THIS JUST MAKES ME WANNA TAKE IT MORE
BITH

"You guys gotta do it in moderation" says Moon to the moderator. Made me chuckle ngl
@weak jackal ayo, are box wars actually a thing there? Do they still happen?
Also hey hi hello Noom
Bitch don't make me actually buy weed damn

weed also feminizes men
Aloha
WHY are you doing this
Oh for real do not
TAKE A BREAK FROM DRG, I BEG YOU
Yes
EVER
Oh god
So basically like crocodile
Buy a joint you didn't make yourself
i just play it on and off
i play games for short periods at a time
Sure bud
i just got back on
I had a friend die from a fentanyl overdose because of that
And I know others who lost friends the same way
Or ask my father 
Oh lordy lord
Literally
A genuine use for me to swing a sword around
Shiiiiit no way? 
He sells goos shit?
Most people meet them from uni and college
Lucky mf smh
i meet them on grindr
Well great
Time for me to do adult shit now
._.
Ugh
lame
Sex
remain immature
?
We both know dam well nobody used grinder in Greece
AAAAAA
true true, thats what the cafeteria is for
Damn
If she was here then maybe
Solo sex
You know?
Okay...continue :3
But anyways
Fair share i see
😂
Well that's how fast you can make friends
You know him? Instant friends


ew, freedom units
"I'll take your entire stock bro"
I dunno... reasons..
Ok?
crystal
Wat
why do you keep changing pfps
CUZ I CAN
ohh that's nice but uhm... you don't have to do that, I mean you should do what you like first.
not anymore
I mean i did have my pfp for like almost a day so that' enough, right?
so 2 ounces are 56 grams
Actually that sounds like an excuse
I think looks different a bit from your original. It was more... "gold" and bright like.
so 3 ounces are ........84 grams
Yes! Yes it was
The one with no face,right?
I think so,
so 5 ounces are 140 grams
Gotta be this one
so 6 ounces are 168 grams
I mean... all are nice, like I said, but you should keep the one that pleases you the most..
so 7 ounces are 196 grams
so 8 ounces are 224 grams
Holy fucking shit. I'm so sorry
With Chat Control on the horizon, this really is one of the things you never want to admit in the internet
that ZAZAK
actually legal and well regulated weed is not dangerous at all after the age of 21
legit fuckin alcohol and tobacco is more dangerous
hell even "unregulated" weed is less dangerous than the perfectly legal alcohol you ingest
Hhh
Should have tild me before
lmao crystal

how could i have known
the only way you are getting high thc from weed is if it was chemically altered that way, otherwise its levels are normal
Stealing my text now
w u t
Tis ehat i say usually
in places where its legal and properly regulated its not dangerous at all
and by regulation i mean thc levels etc
Morning lads
yes, in terms of being dangerous, having something like weed legalised is making it LESS dangerous
yeah really hard drugs are obviously dangerous
as in, most of the danger being counterfeit or pool quality stuff and/or the... people behind the trade
yeah it was probably laced with something
for real
legal marijuana is never that strong
you gotta do something special to get that level of shit
Hm
generally nicotine products are terrible
had a nightmare about being chased once and i just opened the console and enabled noclipping and just sorta phased out of the corridor i was in and then laughed at the thing chasing me
wax pens?
oh.... here we only have the nicotine ones
generally smoking isnt good, even weed should mainly be smoked if your doctor actually prescribes it or if you are actually really stressed
smoking is gey
ah yes land fish
if you smoke too much you're not gonna be able to detect boysmell
your own boysmell will be replaced with cigarette smoke
when i smell tobacco i immediately want to kill the nearest person
i hate that shit so much
it sticks to everything
i'm glad my dad stopped smoking a while back
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bass machine
"I'm not you habibi" is a sentence to remember
god help any unattended baby in that area
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wish someone would put me in a farm where i could breed domesticated femboys fr
please for the love of god, just dont do with them the same thing we did with other breeds of dogs
eat them?
like inbreeding and causing them to get horrible life altering diseases and conditions just so they can look "cuter"
ah that shot
ah so not a picture?
aight
because i'm illiterate
Foxes are not exactly pet material.
well they can be pets, just messy ones
LOOK AT HIM
eepy
I hope they educate at least to those that buy fox pets that foxes are not as easy as cats and dogs to handle.
@slim osprey new reaction vid dropped
me when i see a DM notification from bruno
Mine is finally asleep, too.
Like a hyper-active kid.
Tomorrow she goes back to my parents place where she belongs.
I swear my hairstyle is slowly devolving into RE4 Leon Kennedys hair
perfect
When do I start punching boulders
joke's on you, that cat belongs to my sister
Yeah, mine to my parents. She is going back tomorrow
😄
saved
Two catos? oof
yeah increases the chaos and fun to the max
MY parents got a garden, so they don't have to live in the house. Having a house-pet is a big responsibility.
Damn
Oh right, I have to have an annoying girl to escort that tries to get herself killed

yeah next youre gonna tell me that 550 divided by two isnt 225
?????
Yes
stop gaslighting me
guess
I will hold some faith and say not serious
Skill Issue
but it's true though
Multiplication correlates with division, some people confuse addition correlating with division
2+2 is the same as 2x2
So in both cases 4/2 is 2
But 3+3 is not the same as 3x3
Therefore one divided by 3 will be 2 and the other will be 3
77+33 is not 100
66+44 is also not 100
55+55 is 110
At work
homies pronounced Lowry the same way as how finns pronounce Lauri
wtf
Meowww hi bf
I jus woke up
hey mya
wha?
also im giving cyberpunk the skyrim treatment
mod to perfection
funnily enough, there are some incredibly great mods that dont add anything
they actually remove stupid features of the game
Logic
Lewd Mods only for Skyrim for me.
@everyone i am currently going to masturbate
it knows
:8ball: Not in your wildest dreams.
thanks for sharing, Dutyer
:8ball: Possibly.
Why announcing it?
Need a hand?

:8ball: I hope so.
a mouth
:8ball: Hell to the no.
now make the edited one
p!8ball Do I have a big one?
:8ball: The future is bleak.
p!8ball does kriegs have a small penis
:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?
pfff
What does a ball know anyway?
:8ball: I hope so.
p!8ball Do you know about penises ?
:8ball: Hell to the no.
See?
:8ball: There is a small chance.
He is lying to us 😄
p!8ball Do you LIE often?
:8ball: Not in your wildest dreams.
Are you sure, 8 ball?
Feel free to screenshot
:8ball: I think so.
You think so ? 😄
p!8ball do you have 8 balls?
:8ball: Certainly not.
current 8 ball
wrong answer
:8ball: Yes!

OI

p!8ball Are you sussy?
:8ball: I would rather not say.

My goal tbh
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Bulge?
ever been to a public swimming pool?
hgoly shit
i forgot abt that video
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Sakharov gave me 2K for it
he never got to pick up the bronze watch
but got killed every time
but did you get to get out
the last time i got literally pinned down into a corner by 3 fully armored guys
and i just gave up
i had a pistol 
it still works
legs have no armour
10 pm hits
and the guy goes straight to jesus
it's 4am anyways

At least I got my pills so I no longer have clinical skill issue
https://youtu.be/2BX3mVOwViA
The technician while I'm taking a drug test
CC
Boy,
where you frying chicken in there?
haha fr tho,
u piss loud as fuck
and i think thats pretty cool
who @ me twice i just woke up
Gotta make an ass out of that material. The bounce would be legendary.
What if I told you they already do sometimes
I would ask for sauce.
I dont have a specific one for you, but you can look for soft material ones
boneless ass
No shoes, no shirt, no pelvis, no service.
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hello you one
@weak jackal
ty my fren
@stone blade
I've seen this meme
@weak jackal Sleepy Samantha be sleepy.
damn....
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OwO
it always works
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I miss Gorgeous Freeman
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