🎪bruh-fart

[broken topaz]

I own it

[digital quartz]

play with me and Bruno

[broken topaz]

I've never played it much

[hoary elk]

the map calls are forever engraved in your brain

[steady trellis]

as someone doing Wooden Dummy training, this is... an insult

[broken topaz]

Preferred BF3

[pastel quartz]

how much is bf4

[broken topaz]

Oh yeah I know it is xD

[gentle saffron]

5 doubloons

[wind forum]

Do you not know what a coconut cannon looks like?

[slim osprey]

My only problem with csgo is that I didn't buy a premium account or whatever it is called

[digital quartz]

a few bucks probably

[wind forum]

[slim osprey]

So I can't actually rank

[pastel quartz]

aw

[digital quartz]

shouldnt be too expensive

[gentle saffron]

i bought bf4 for $3

[hoary elk]

prime? yeah kinda sucks

[upper spruce]

.> broh....

[broken topaz]

Wait you can't rank anymore without prime ??

[slim osprey]

Nope

[digital quartz]

nope no more matchmaking without prime

[broken topaz]

That's news to me

Imagine not being prime

[slim osprey]

It's been like that for like two years now

[gentle saffron]

im outta here

[pastel quartz]

its like 10$ sadge

[hoary elk]

there's no dust 2 anymore

[broken topaz]

Noo you could always do non prime matchmaking

[digital quartz]

bf4 is 8€ rn

[slim osprey]

[broken topaz]

Eben in comp

[digital quartz]

oh you already looked it up

[slim osprey]

You can, but you won't earn any rank or anything

Not owning prime is like playing a demo of the game

[broken topaz]

You did bsck then tho

Must have come with the skirmish mode

I guess

That sucks

Cringe

[digital quartz]

you know whats sad ? I will never find someone to play sc2 2v2 with

[slim osprey]

Out of all my friends that play, I'm the only one without prime

[pastel quartz]

what was sc

[digital quartz]

starcraft 2

its free

[pastel quartz]

oh

good

[broken topaz]

Mashallah I will buy you prime

[digital quartz]

but the barrier to entry ... yeah

[pastel quartz]

oh wait it is?

[pastel quartz]

wut

[slim osprey]

When I open my OF I'll give you free access for 6 months

[broken topaz]

Deal

[digital quartz]

damn thats a good deal cori

[slim osprey]

Deal

🤝

[digital quartz]

its a hard game

[pastel quartz]

eh its competetive, i already hate it

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bJPuAnlDaM

[slim osprey]

I need someone to play FH5 with me tho

[digital quartz]

s5yn3t

[pastel quartz]

i will

[digital quartz]

also me

[slim osprey]

Especially need someone that doesn't run meta builds all the time

[digital quartz]

I have fh5

[pastel quartz]

i dont

[broken topaz]

What is fh5

[digital quartz]

forza horizon 5

vroooom

[broken topaz]

Ow ew

[slim osprey]

Vroom vroom

[digital quartz]

skkkkrrrr

[slim osprey]

Fav car in game?

[digital quartz]

uhhh I have played for 3 hours and never touched it again

[slim osprey]

Amazing

[pastel quartz]

[slim osprey]

I'll teach you how to drive like a god

(M&K manual with clutch)

[pastel quartz]

just drive slowly and you'll do better than everybody in a race

[broken topaz]

Does it have the 2006 Mercedes e550 amg

[digital quartz]

I hate automatic cars

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wnHSlR4n48

I'm dying 😄

[pastel quartz]

yes

[slim osprey]

Not a big Mercedes fan, so idk

[pastel quartz]

zoomer hahaaaa

[slim osprey]

Good, you'll shift gears with every car you drive

[digital quartz]

but Forza has a SHITTON of cars

[broken topaz]

Well that one is a fucking banger cause it's just a regular luxury s class sedan

But

With 350 hp

[upper spruce]

coomer

[digital quartz]

Brabus Bruder

[broken topaz]

That thing looks like your grandpa's car

But its got the power

[slim osprey]

Need to take more FH5 pics

Need to actually get good at it

Discord compression ruins it

[digital quartz]

they just tune Mercedes cars, they have sedans with 700hp

[broken topaz]

Yea but that's the factory model

That just comes beefy

[digital quartz]

time to snuggle into bed

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAM3gVEEcqo
Ima go sleep, night cowboys and girlz

[hoary elk]

Merc 190E Evo II

[slim osprey]

Gn

[broken topaz]

I've been in bed for 3 hours

Just not sleeping

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1069668799277707265/1069685254153044108/image0-1.gif

[digital quartz]

Squiggly line

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/510918361144885248/838713375655329802/image0-1.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1054534815132696596.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[digital quartz]

Fk they are out of sync

[slim osprey]

I'm taking that gif

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-xqc-love-thumbs-up-xqc-love-gif-13195417

[upper spruce]

||This is porn lel||

[heavy peak]

Hop on fh5

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/heart-uwu-gif-19210348

[heavy peak]

We are driving rn

[digital quartz]

Big gif heist of 2023

[slim osprey]

Can't rn

[upper spruce]

https://www.danintranet.org/media/store/1616.JPG
Look at this sexy Medic-bag.

[slim osprey]

@ me tomorrow

[pastel quartz]

can i hop on u

[slim osprey]

If I have free time I'll join ya

[slim osprey]

Sure

[pastel quartz]

[heavy peak]

@slim osprey
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1068940144352186480/1070520307674263622/image.png

I am speed

[slim osprey]

You play on controller?

[heavy peak]

Kb

[slim osprey]

Based

Manual with clutch?

[broken topaz]

I played fh with some eurobeat producer

And his friends

It was pain

[digital quartz]

Why ?

[slim osprey]

Can't relate

[ruby minnow]

the levels

[digital quartz]

Did he kansei drift ?

[broken topaz]

They all drive better than me

[slim osprey]

I only play with nobody's

[heavy peak]

Just manual

[slim osprey]

Semi based

I run manual with clutch on M&K

[broken topaz]

He banned me from his server for being too gae

[heavy peak]

Tried with clutch, due to my weird control scheme, i can't use clutch

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn99-scully-pill-box-gif-25757106

[digital quartz]

aw man

[heavy peak]

If i use it, i lose ability to downshift

[slim osprey]

I shift gears using numpad

[heavy peak]

Because ghosting

[broken topaz]

And I was only half as gae there compared to brainfart

[slim osprey]

Clutch is my left ctrl

[heavy peak]

I have arrow up for gas, left right for steering, X for brakes, 1 and 3 for shift down and up

[slim osprey]

They didn't deserve you

[pastel quartz]

he banned u for u beign gxy? so he was homiephobic?

[heavy peak]

E to look back and Q for handbrake

[broken topaz]

I went from mod to banned

[broken topaz]

Yea

He was

[slim osprey]

That's a weird key config

[pastel quartz]

send me his address pls

[slim osprey]

Mine is basic

[digital quartz]

homiephobic

[slim osprey]

But it works for me

[broken topaz]

I dunno his address

[pastel quartz]

this dogshit filter blocks all of it, what do u expect

[slim osprey]

Keeps both my hands on the keyboard and keeps me focused

[pastel quartz]

fuck u @gravvy
i mean grok

[broken topaz]

TurboAutism Eurobeat
Somewhere in Finland

[pastel quartz]

thx

[broken topaz]

The rest is up to you

[digital quartz]

Lets send bruno

[broken topaz]

Brüno would fuck that little Twink up

Fr fr

[pastel quartz]

does anybody unironically liek that music genre

[slim osprey]

Eurobeat?

[digital quartz]

Eurobeat ? Yeah a lot of people

[slim osprey]

There are some cool songs

[broken topaz]

I mean I liked remixes of meme songs

That he did

Like he remixed the Jojo openings

And also a bunch of classic rock songs

[digital quartz]

The jojo openings are so good

[slim osprey]

Fucking based opinion

[pastel quartz]

hm, he still has his discord link posted on his profile

[broken topaz]

Don't go in there it's just eurobeat and edgy shitposting

[pastel quartz]

the invite doesnt even work

[broken topaz]

Lol

[digital quartz]

Yeah they are fun to listen to and very interesting musically, thats hard to pull off

Especially multiple times

[broken topaz]

Jojo openings are based

[trim pilot]

which one of these is better

[hushed marsh]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fn1TwDrWYAAtloe?format=png&name=small

[broken topaz]

Never skip bloody stream

[wind forum]

https://vxtwitter.com/ask_aubry/status/1620481822001074177?s=20

Actual sigma

"I tend to know what women like"

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-psycho-cackle-laughing-losing-it-gif-24784991

[trim pilot]

can hep

[hoary elk]

treat yourself

[pastel quartz]

he wasnt wrong about the calories atelast

[digital quartz]

peep the horror

[wind forum]

orders fattiest steak

considers calories of wine

[uncut obsidian]

[wind forum]

Braincel

[broken topaz]

Who orders mashed potatoes at a restaurant

[digital quartz]

Depends on what is on the menu

[wind forum]

If you're having beef yes

Potatoes and beef go well together

[broken topaz]

There's better potato based sides

Than mashed

[pastel quartz]

that too^

[broken topaz]

Like even an oven baked potato

[wind forum]

Fwench fwies?

[digital quartz]

Bratkartoffeln

[broken topaz]

No fries can fuck off

[broken topaz]

Based tho

[pastel quartz]

okay~

[wind forum]

Fwenchie fwies wif steaky wakey???

[digital quartz]

I make really good Bratkartoffeln

[slim osprey]

"Bolgy wolgy"

Nice name

[digital quartz]

Thats it im making that tomorrow

[pastel quartz]

got inspired by the wizard

[wind forum]

Perish

[broken topaz]

When I was last out eating steak, I had a baked potato on the side, with a spinach cream cheese on it

That was based

[slim osprey]

Why do people cum in socks

Just cum in your homie bro

[wind forum]

Cweamy cheese?

[slim osprey]

That's what they are for

[pastel quartz]

if you cum in it and then put it on, you have a cute little massage, saw it in tiktok
or i think that was just cream

[slim osprey]

How about I cum on you instead

How about that

[wind forum]

Cweemy chweese pwotato???

[broken topaz]

Are you okay man?

Do you need your handler?

[digital quartz]

Wrangler

[pastel quartz]

wha- why-

[broken topaz]

Why not

[pastel quartz]

okay then- you can do it i guess~

[slim osprey]

Why not

[trim pilot]

arent you the guy who was posting a bunch of puking gifs yesterday?

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/emojify-gif-23955079

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1054534815132696596.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[hoary elk]

potato salad 👍

[pastel quartz]

why not inside me tho

[broken topaz]

Also good choice

[uncut obsidian]

[uncut obsidian]

NO

NO ERP HERE

[pastel quartz]

he started, sorry

[uncut obsidian]

WE HAD ENOUGH OF #931238326172794881

[broken topaz]

unzips

[trim pilot]

brainfart has declared independence @uncut obsidian

[uncut obsidian]

ban

[pastel quartz]

kneels down

[digital quartz]

Yeah its about time to emergency eject from this conversation

[slim osprey]

Cums and dies

[hoary elk]

big moth

[broken topaz]

cuddles and sleeps

[delicate trail]

THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE right now in this chat, who cum in their socks

[pastel quartz]

sleep :pogu: i can freely use you

[uncut obsidian]

Pulls a glock out of the pocket

[delicate trail]

THE LORD HAVE MERCY ON YOU

[trim pilot]

lol

[broken topaz]

A lock

Who we locking up?

[pastel quartz]

do u have more pics, one of them could be a cute pfp for meee~

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-sad-worry-scared-cat-gif-26361629

[delicate trail]

YOU SOCK HARDENING RETARDS

[trim pilot]

someone gonna whip out the 7 foot dildo?

[hoary elk]

scawwy

[slim osprey]

I'll DM all the pics of her I have to you

[delicate trail]

quit cumming in your SOCKS

[pastel quartz]

shoot me~

[uncut obsidian]

Why do people have feelings for moths here

[pastel quartz]

thanks daddyy

[slim osprey]

It's like 5 pics

[uncut obsidian]

STOP

GO MASTER BAIT

[delicate trail]

SOCKS ARE FORBIDDEN

[uncut obsidian]

STOP THIS

[slim osprey]

No problem son

[delicate trail]

stop cumming in your socks

[pastel quartz]

eww wtf

[delicate trail]

YOU MONSTERS\

[broken topaz]

Nobody here comes in socks

[trim pilot]

im going to announce to the server when im going to go masturbate

[broken topaz]

We all cum in each other

[slim osprey]

Hey you called me dad in the first place

[trim pilot]

its how we know we are friends

[digital quartz]

taking a hit of your own medicine

[hoary elk]

moths don't bite but they do slam against me and my screen

[pastel quartz]

that doesnt mean i'm yoru son! i wanted to be aa- daughter :c

[delicate trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1070536471662051369/clank2.mp4

LIAR

liars

[uncut obsidian]

[broken topaz]

The dog

[trim pilot]

can i be someones waifu

[slim osprey]

Let me say it again then

No problem daughter

[pastel quartz]

thanks daddy!

[digital quartz]

dont encourage

[slim osprey]

I am used to being a dad online

[broken topaz]

Daddy cropol

[delicate trail]

im leaving this chat, we're entering levels of degeneracy that even jesus didnt talk about

[slim osprey]

These people should not call me dad

I am a menace to society

[pastel quartz]

huh? it's still fine

[delicate trail]

im leaving this chat, we're entering levels of degeneracy that even jesus didnt talk about

[broken topaz]

Forgive me daddy for I have sinned

[slim osprey]

Yet I remain their role model

[delicate trail]

time for sleepy sleep. Talk laters ❤️

[slim osprey]

Good night guy with a jesus pfp

[digital quartz]

Gn jesus

[slim osprey]

May god protect you in your sleep

[broken topaz]

Mashallah

[digital quartz]

Alhamdulillah

[uncut obsidian]

p!lockdown 2m

[foggy mantle]

Successfully locked #🎪bruh-fart. Do the same command to revert.

[slim osprey]

What

[broken topaz]

Cringe

[trim pilot]

cring

[slim osprey]

By Allah I shall bypass the lockdown

[wind forum]

I did it today too

[uncut obsidian]

hwat

[wind forum]

Please give me credit

[uncut obsidian]

Who did it lock it from lmao

[broken topaz]

We can't be locked out

We're too powerful

[trim pilot]

the power of erp is more powerful than puny moderators

[slim osprey]

I made this place my home

[hoary elk]

sexo

[slim osprey]

You can't kick me out

[uncut obsidian]

!lockdown

[split canyon]

✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart

[uncut obsidian]

finally

chill out for a minute pls

@hoary elk banned for disrespecting staff

surely this is enough to remove the horniness from the chat

[heavy peak]

[uncut obsidian]

!unlockdown

[split canyon]

✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.

[trim pilot]

cum

[uncut obsidian]

fucking hell

[wind forum]

By allah

[uncut obsidian]

what did i expect

[broken topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/949231157638201354/1028733002567655424/caption-5.gif

[digital quartz]

you locked it down after the horniness died down

[trim pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/636552306225053696/1068247551242948669/image0.gif

[trim pilot]

its funi tho

[uncut obsidian]

Oh i forgor to remove the fake one

p!unlockdown

Huhg

[hoary elk]

L

[uncut obsidian]

Ah right

p!lockdown

[foggy mantle]

Successfully unlocked #🎪bruh-fart. Do the same command to revert.

[uncut obsidian]

[wind forum]

P!ban @trim pilot

[foggy mantle]

You are missing the mod.ban permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.

[digital quartz]

Real

[digital quartz]

Homie is always baked out of his mind

[slim osprey]

Real

FALCO

[grizzled meadow]

Hi-Fi Rush 10/10, good game

[wind forum]

Basado

[slim osprey]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

I really need to change my pfp back

[trim pilot]

a classic

[slim osprey]

I have pinged Falco

My mission here is done

Goodbye

[digital quartz]

Make your new pfp richie aprile

[slim osprey]

@grizzled meadow

[uncut obsidian]

no more puking gifs

[pastel quartz]

I bet none of you actually have a maid dress

[fiery snow]

i wont said i ||have||

[pastel quartz]

I own one

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[uncut obsidian]

[wind forum]

Is this an executive order

https://tenor.com/view/staring-black-man-staring-black-men-staring-black-men-men-staring-gif-25096788

[pastel quartz]

are puke gifs like funny for u or whats the point

[uncut obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

kill him

or ill do it myself

[uncut obsidian]

no

[wind forum]

I do think puke is funny though

Lmao

[pastel quartz]

why

[wind forum]

It's goofy

[slim osprey]

Send me a pic rn

[wind forum]

Uoooh I'm feeling nauseous

🤢

[pastel quartz]

@uncut obsidian

[uncut obsidian]

YOE

i just came back home

time to watch

[weak jackal]

h

[weak jackal]

mf where is my coloured name

I'm livid

[slim osprey]

[fiery snow]

bruh

[slim osprey]

You must be new here

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/c3l-vD3NJhU @pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

good one

[uncut obsidian]

gud one mr editor

[gentle saffron]

him

[final cedar]

is there some context you need?

[light charm]

That’s just like me frfr

[uncut obsidian]

alot of it

[uncut obsidian]

lil bro has to apply all of his pressure onto the arm just to cut cheese

[pastel quartz]

so do i, that kind of cheese is fucked up, did u ever touch it?

[uncut obsidian]

I don't eat cheese but you're not supposed to push down the knife when you're cutting something

[final cedar]

is there a quick tldw to make sense of it?

[uncut obsidian]

move it forward and back while pushing it down

[foggy mantle]

Minister of Disinformation slaps LifumiIsACat

Powered by weeb.sh

[abstract path]

God my belly hurts

[foggy mantle]

Minister of Disinformation slaps LifumiIsACat

Powered by weeb.sh

[wind forum]

Do they got a vomit command

P!vomit

[foggy mantle]

Minister of Disinformation slaps Puke Wizard

Powered by weeb.sh

[abstract path]

Wtf

[wind forum]

Ahn

[foggy mantle]

Minister of Disinformation slaps Puke Wizard

Powered by weeb.sh

[uncut obsidian]

xqc had a girlfriend streamer, Adept
they broke up
now The Adapter is trying to invoke common law marriage (when the government considers you and your gf as "married" if you live together for a long period of time) even though they never married, to get 50% of xQc's shit

[final cedar]

lmao

[abstract path]

Huh

Weird women

[pastel quartz]

el no sabe pepelaugh, u dont know her actual words and shit he did

[abstract path]

Yes i don't

[heavy halo]

Das really fucked up

[pastel quartz]

shes even worse in the reality

[heavy halo]

sometime i cant beleveppl do that

[final cedar]

sounds like bs

fabricated drama or something

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/-0CRl9lT-nM

[abstract path]

Some things sound unbelievable

[uncut obsidian]

TLDR

[abstract path]

[final cedar]

what a dunce

[uncut obsidian]

No, Adept is literally just a manipulative bitch who's trying to steal X's money

[pastel quartz]

Nice

[abstract path]

Told ya
Weird woman

Lel

[pastel quartz]

Where have I heard that one before?

[abstract path]

:>

[final cedar]

sounds like she also a dumb bitch if she thought this works out

[uncut obsidian]

This is just gonna be another Johnny Depp vs amber heard

[final cedar]

does she have the money to drag this shit out?

[abstract path]

Nah probably not

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f6TVBwhNOw&ab_channel=RaffisBoss22

[abstract path]

:v

[pastel quartz]

Probably not enough

[final cedar]

very nice, so she's gonna get counter sued for the legal fees

[pastel quartz]

shouldnt be hard to have enough as her tho, common gray people have enough money, shes a streamer with not too small of a community

[uncut obsidian]

She is a streamer

And she had (and still has some) fanbase

[pastel quartz]

Not as much as xqc

[pastel quartz]

yeah xqc isnt in question here, but that doesnt mean that she wont have money for this shit

[abstract path]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[final cedar]

I'm just trying to gauge how massive her loss will be, not gonna follow this in anyway but enjoy some dunce get put down

[uncut obsidian]

Depends

[pastel quartz]

feelsbadman for xqc, in beginning they were all adorable and stuff, and now hes pushing 30 with a courtcase with a person he loved and adored

[uncut obsidian]

X will still have to pay for lawyers

[pastel quartz]

She does, she probably doesn't have enough to drag it out too long, that's what I meant

[uncut obsidian]

I remember when he talked about their breakup on stream

[final cedar]

sure but this is some classic frivolous lawsuit scenario

[uncut obsidian]

He was trying to defend adept

[pastel quartz]

heh.. which one, there were over 4

[uncut obsidian]

The next thing the whale did was to start raging

[ruby minnow]

guys i need to be cheered up any advises on how to do that?

[pastel quartz]

Anyways drama is always interesting

[pastel quartz]

find osmeone u love

[final cedar]

god damn I hate celebs

[pastel quartz]

Look at the mirror

[ruby minnow]

that just makes it worse

[final cedar]

watch cats

[pastel quartz]

i just oneshoted a mandrin orange, i mean peeled it of without dropping any part 🪗

Skillzzzz

[final cedar]

pic of the peel

[uncut obsidian]

She's literally trying to steal his McClaren with this court case

[pastel quartz]

phone dead

[uncut obsidian]

Have you seen the video when she literally broke into his house?

[pastel quartz]

Well, drink some chocolate

i can show u smth betteer

[final cedar]

does he have the resources to trebuchet it into her bedroom?

[gentle saffron]

show me how to tie a tie please

[pastel quartz]

no

[gentle saffron]

i cannot fucking figure it out please

help me

[uncut obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

i can show u my n

[uncut obsidian]

He can trebuchet 10 of them

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/0vI0HmznioI

[gentle saffron]

what the hell is n

[pastel quartz]

n

[gentle saffron]

is that what the kids are saying nowadays

[pastel quartz]

Naranna

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/oJej.gif

[pastel quartz]

no, i just dontr wanna say it

[gentle saffron]

sorry im still confused no matter how many times saul tells me

[pastel quartz]

Slow it down

[gentle saffron]

cowardice

[reef anchor]

Seeing an Abrams without it's skirts is so weird to me

[pastel quartz]

the real word of N doesnt really correlate to what iw anted to send u, soo it would be a lie, i dont wanna lie
if i keep N a mystery, there is no lie

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/B-e6Wz_-BL4

you're violating court order!

[gentle saffron]

i hate mysteries the fuck i look like? scooby doo?

[pastel quartz]

https://www.ties.com/how-to-tie-a-tie/half-windsor this one's good, I learnt it here

[pastel quartz]

why would u use that shit

[gentle saffron]

i have had my tie pre-tied for 5 years now

for my service uniform

[pastel quartz]

'Cause I wanted to learn?

[gentle saffron]

if i untie it i will be absolutely lost and heartbroken

[pastel quartz]

no like, why would u wear that stuff

[final cedar]

what kinda knot you have to wear?

[gentle saffron]

i have to because military and stuff

[pastel quartz]

knot me

[pastel quartz]

Ahhh college presentation

daddy~

[gentle saffron]

idk i think a windsor

i wouldnt know cause i CANT TIE ONE

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/oC40.gif

[gentle saffron]

grown ass man in my twenties

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-no-nonono-noooo-cat-no-gif-25423213

[pastel quartz]

military
Can't tie a tie
Checks out

[gentle saffron]

im lucky i can even read

[pastel quartz]

Same

[uncut obsidian]

[gentle saffron]

the teach us literacy so we can properly sign divorce papers

[pastel quartz]

please~

Oh it's maja

[plucky void]

and waivers

[gentle saffron]

that too

that way when my wife cheats on me while deployed i can get a light duty waiver

[pastel quartz]

They teach us maths so we can do taxes

[uncut obsidian]

#🔨base-gamma-support in a nutshell

[gentle saffron]

me as fuck

[final cedar]

I'd hang myself in the toilet if I had to wear dress uniform everyday. God I hated that shit

[uncut obsidian]

im tempted to lockdown the channel again

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1054534815132696596.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[foggy mantle]

Minister of Disinformation slaps bolgy wolgy

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RobIsInJob slaps bolgy wolgy

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[pastel quartz]

harder please~

[uncut obsidian]

[foggy mantle]

Minister of Disinformation slaps bolgy wolgy

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Minister of Disinformation slaps bolgy wolgy

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[pastel quartz]

ew that gif

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-shy-gif-18334899

[foggy mantle]

Minister of Disinformation slaps bolgy wolgy

Powered by weeb.sh

[gentle saffron]

feeling dubious tonight

[abstract path]

Bro my stomach

[abstract path]

I'm dying

[pastel quartz]

same

[pastel quartz]

Led poisoning

[final cedar]

why you feeling so bad?

[abstract path]

My stomach hurts bro

[final cedar]

any idea why?

[abstract path]

I wanna write in caps but won't

No idea

[pastel quartz]

Expired milk

[final cedar]

probably burst appendix shit's lethal

[abstract path]

Burst appendix?

[pastel quartz]

Don't say that

[gentle saffron]

could be an ulcer

[final cedar]

yeah like go to a Physician or smth

does it hurt on the right side slightly above your hip?

[gentle saffron]

eat anything especially spicy or acidic today?

ulcers are very uncool

[uncut obsidian]

fuck this chat it made me horni

[abstract path]

Left..

[final cedar]

how high? Like ripcage level?

[abstract path]

GOD DAMN we made him horni

[pastel quartz]

If you're not writhing in pain on the floor it's not a burst appendix.

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-lang-meme-lang-gif-25328035

[abstract path]

Basically middle then a bit down but mainly in the middle aka where the belly button is

[pastel quartz]

OwO

Weird

[abstract path]

Great now i made 2 seperate ones into one description

[pastel quartz]

I'm not a doctor soooo

[final cedar]

you got clean water or you living in some 3rd world country?

[abstract path]

Ok so for your question
Middle side and a tiny bit down
And the main pain comes from like under the belly button

[abstract path]

Yes

Wait

No

[pastel quartz]

we cant really help u, we are not doctors, nor we are qualified to any help

[abstract path]

We are living in germany

[final cedar]

dude you got free healthcare go see a doc

[abstract path]

It's 5 am

Bruh

[pastel quartz]

Bro

Lmao

[final cedar]

ERs are a thing in germany

[abstract path]

Idfk

[gentle saffron]

i know like, basic combat aid and CPR but i doubt you have a sucking chest wound

[final cedar]

they even pick you up in the weewoo wagon

[gentle saffron]

just a guess

[abstract path]

Yeah i doubt that too

[pastel quartz]

If It hurts really badly then go lmao

[gentle saffron]

then my knowledge is worthless i apologize

[final cedar]

probably just a trapped fart

[abstract path]

I already tried that.

[final cedar]

like roll around the floor a bit

[pastel quartz]

Rip a fat one in the bathroom

We're running out of options here

[final cedar]

could be cancer

[pastel quartz]

[final cedar]

how are those parasites called in english

which live in your intestines

those worms

[abstract path]

Oh god

[pastel quartz]

tapeworm

[final cedar]

that's it

[pastel quartz]

they dont hurt do they tho
they make you lose weight

[final cedar]

could be tapeworm eating into the tissue

[pastel quartz]

No I don't think they do

[abstract path]

Neither

[pastel quartz]

Your butt would itch

[gentle saffron]

we're trying to find problems, not little friends :)

[final cedar]

ulcer definitely possible

[hoary elk]

i love guitar dive bombs

[pastel quartz]

Take paracetamol

[final cedar]

might be just some form of crones

[abstract path]

Ugh

[final cedar]

u eating like shit?

[abstract path]

Hell no...

[pastel quartz]

From a 1 to 10 how much does it hurt

[abstract path]

8

[final cedar]

how does he know what a 10 is though?

[pastel quartz]

Shit

[final cedar]

what was your personal 10 in terms of pain?

[pastel quartz]

below 8 is also easily forgettable, robin's question is kinda dumb

[abstract path]

Dislocatet leg
Almost passed out from the pain...

[hoary elk]

does it hurt when you eat?

[final cedar]

hmm, yeah alright

[pastel quartz]

Being burnt with a smoking iron

[pastel quartz]

Bruh

[final cedar]

yeah but he doesn't know that

[pastel quartz]

Not into that shit huh

[uncut obsidian]

Hitting my elbow while not actually breaking it
so it created a small crack and the elbow fluid leaked under the skin

[abstract path]

[pastel quartz]

That sounds bad

[abstract path]

That's spooky

[hoary elk]

i've only rolled down the stairs face first

[final cedar]

jfc I just wanted crystal to give some reference to the 8 he's reporting

[abstract path]

What if i pass out from the pain now?

[pastel quartz]

Do you still have all your teeth?

[pastel quartz]

Go to the doc

[hoary elk]

yeah

[final cedar]

call the health line if you don't think it's an immediate emergency

[uncut obsidian]

And you know what's the scariest part about that? You don't realize that something even happened until you start feeling the pain because you can't straighten your arm

[hoary elk]

2 more stairs and i would've hit the wall, byebye neck

[uncut obsidian]

Adn every single fucking minute more and more fluid leaks

[pastel quartz]

ASAP if you think you gon pass out

[uncut obsidian]

Until it becomes impossible to move your arm

[abstract path]

I'm still holding up

[uncut obsidian]

And you have to go to a hospital so they'll pump out the liquid

And pumping out is even worse

[abstract path]

It's getting a bit lesser and lesser by the time though

[pastel quartz]

Damn

[pastel quartz]

That's good

[hushed marsh]

For me my 10 was fracturing my skull

[uncut obsidian]

I almost passed out when they were doing it

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1054534815132696596.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[hushed marsh]

I dont really remember a whole lot

[uncut obsidian]

The pain is fucking insane

You don't understand how sensitive your elbows are

Until you experience that

[hoary elk]

how bout wisdom teeth? i'd say it's more of an annoyance than pain

[pastel quartz]

I wouldn't expect you to

[pastel quartz]

thighs are most sensitive~

[abstract path]

I still have em

[hushed marsh]

I remember vividly however

Being in a bathroom because I was concussed and wanted to throw up

[uncut obsidian]

Thighs

[abstract path]

Oh god

[hushed marsh]

And large like pools of blood formed on the tile floor

[final cedar]

116117 here you go, non emergency health line in germany

[abstract path]

It's getting better
Thanks though

[hushed marsh]

And then boom I was in an ambulance, for a few seconds, then suddenly I was in a hospital

[pastel quartz]

top 10 pain i had was some fucked up teeth i had, i had to get painkillers strong enough that they made me see from 4 visions
felt like i had a 3rd eye

[pastel quartz]

Damn that must have been pretty fucking scary

[hoary elk]

is the hospital called something funny in germany? like sickenhaus?

[hushed marsh]

Its wild to experience like, a concussion blackout

[abstract path]

I know it still hurts but not as that much, it's slowly going away

[uncut obsidian]

that's what I thought when I had an elbow fluid leak

[hushed marsh]

If you've never had it happen

[uncut obsidian]

until it was too late

[pastel quartz]

yeah
ur pretty close

[uncut obsidian]

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751877825178370099/1012566422691532850/529dd34c75af8018090ea36be2b2e66752a8670b9a4182bfb59b047a70831883_1.gif.gif

[abstract path]

Oh i also had a blackout once at the dentist

[hushed marsh]

this meme is Catholic

[final cedar]

what leaks and how did you know it cracked

[abstract path]

Scary shit

I just said "water"

[hoary elk]

i once got a anesthesia shot thrice cuz it just wouldnt do shit to me, and other time the a single shot made my eye get unfocused for a while

[hushed marsh]

Its really weird to know something is going wrong but

You cant do anything about it

[pastel quartz]

Bro built like Ozzy Osbourne

[hushed marsh]

Like you're so fucked up its not in your control anymore

[hoary elk]

that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

[gentle saffron]

worst pain was getting a rusty trampoline spring through my foot :)))

[uncut obsidian]

Joint Capsule

[final cedar]

it's called "Laufhaus" afaik because you need to be there fast. so if you ever are in germany and need a doctor ask the taxi driver to bring you to a laufhaus

[pastel quartz]

Prince of darkness

[uncut obsidian]

If you hit it hard but not TOO hard, it'll crack

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/blasphemy-black-metal-war-metal-shades-metal-gif-23892554

[hushed marsh]

its called a Joint Effusion

[abstract path]

*krankenhaus

[hushed marsh]

I assume is what you had

[hoary elk]

i know in dutch it's called ziekenhuis so i thought it would be something funny too

[pastel quartz]

They crank you up

[abstract path]

Oh yes they do

[hushed marsh]

Or it was Elbow Bursitis

[pastel quartz]

EW

[gentle saffron]

why the fuck does he stare at me like i committed a crime

fuck you dude

[hushed marsh]

But thats something that goes away

[hoary elk]

bursitis is s fuckin nasty

[uncut obsidian]

No

[pastel quartz]

ew

[uncut obsidian]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olecranon_bursitis

[pastel quartz]

olecranon bursitis

[gentle saffron]

????

[hushed marsh]

Yeah it was Bursitis then

[final cedar]

cat looks like it's about to drop a log

[pastel quartz]

its ugly

[pastel quartz]

What the fuck is that doormat

[gentle saffron]

that isnt a doormat

[pastel quartz]

fuck off its adorable

[hoary elk]

he wants the code for the gun safe

[gentle saffron]

its a mat for thier foodbowls

[abstract path]

Man it's been some time now atleast I'm a bit better

[gentle saffron]

leave me alone

[pastel quartz]

I don't mean the cat

[hushed marsh]

its so they dont make a mess

[pastel quartz]

Dick

[hoary elk]

cock

[pastel quartz]

i dont eman the cat either, its ugly
the mat is adorable

[abstract path]

Balls

[gentle saffron]

also are you fucking insane my cat is adorable

[pastel quartz]

cock

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/SL6L.gif

[pastel quartz]

that cat looks like every single other stray cat i could see outside
most basic cat ever

[hushed marsh]

dumbass opinion

[trim pilot]

ALL KITTIES ARE CUTE

[wind forum]

Burunyuu

[hoary elk]

don't diss my mans cat wtf 😭

[gentle saffron]

youre telling me this isnt cute

youre fucking insane

[hushed marsh]

I love them

[wind forum]

Where's her body

[pastel quartz]

Amazing

[pastel quartz]

so?

[wind forum]

😭

[uncut obsidian]

[hushed marsh]

Its fine, they just want to be edgy and different

[gentle saffron]

so im sending you to the psych ward

[pastel quartz]

hot, they'll do nice stuff to me~

[hoary elk]

you'll get the grippy socks!

[pastel quartz]

Why

[wind forum]

Back to the psyche ward

[gentle saffron]

i didnt know sedation and being starved was hot

damn bruh you freaky

[pastel quartz]

thanksss

[uncut obsidian]

You just realized

[hoary elk]

yeah im into POW play too

[final cedar]

Is that a fucking ZSU?

[wind forum]

No that'd a neko arc

Dori dori dori

[pastel quartz]

Yes

[gentle saffron]

dick cheney simulator

[hoary elk]

it looks like a BTR-4 tbh

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-dori-dori-dori-dori-dori-dori-car-omw-gif-23263095

[final cedar]

but that turret and slope gives off 60s AA vibes

[uncut obsidian]

This sound is burnt into my mind

[hoary elk]

yeah it could be some ZPU mounted on a btr

[final cedar]

yeah you're right, def BTR

[hoary elk]

ZSU's the whole package

[wind forum]

You are talking about the gun it's mounting right

The model definitely isn't a zsu

[hoary elk]

yeah ik

zpu is just the gunmount

[wind forum]

I know what it is because it's also mounted on a 2 wheeled apc that I forgot the name of

4 wheeled

I'm rarted

[hoary elk]

BRDM?

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063146641126858842/1067580861953876088/51d49ae2910c1bab44bbdc4edba7618b.png

What now

[wind forum]

Possibly. There is one that looks like a manlet BTR and one that looks like a large armored car

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/rats-we-are-the-rats-gif-16022026

[wind forum]

I haven't played Men of War 2 in so long so I don't remember the models

[pastel quartz]

are u guys talking aobut xcom?

or whats men of war

[pastel quartz]

A great game

[hoary elk]

homosexual intercourse movie

[pastel quartz]

What

o trhat thing.. yeah i remember that

[final cedar]

there's wheeled BTR variants

[hoary elk]

the btr is wheeled afaik

[wind forum]

Btr 80

[final cedar]

there's tracked BTRs too

[wind forum]

The kind in stalker

[final cedar]

get out of here stalker

[wind forum]

Look bro I don't know what the bleepity bleep is going on

[pastel quartz]

Bruh they nerding out on military stuff I'm out 💀

[hollow sun]

i keep seeing guns with side mounted optics but no keybinds to switch for them are they functional ?

[wind forum]

https://sxtwitter.com/webmposter/status/1620848998675529728?s=20

[hollow sun]

same thing with the flashlights and lasers ?

[final cedar]

ben

d

[hoary elk]

over

[final cedar]

rover

bend rover

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/214523379766525963/1070559911022436453/IMG_2129.png

[final cedar]

bro's about to transition into the next life

[hoary elk]

[pastel quartz]

wahh im so bored :c

[final cedar]

taek drugs

kill a bear

[pastel quartz]

[wind forum]

How about I puke on you

[gentle saffron]

i am bored as shit

real

[pastel quartz]

stop speaking

[foggy mantle]

Minister of Disinformation slaps Puke Wizard

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[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/RtnmvOP703A

[pastel quartz]

me too!!! pleasee

p!kiss @final cedar

[uncut obsidian]

stahp

[foggy mantle]

bolgy wolgy kisses Minister of Disinformation

Powered by weeb.sh

[wind forum]

I'm gonna

IM GONNA

[pastel quartz]

unless its unironic warning from u to stop, i wont stop~

[wind forum]

IM PYOOKING AAAAA

[pastel quartz]

p!kiss @uncut obsidian

[foggy mantle]

bolgy wolgy kisses Madirex [GMT+10]

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[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-vomit-projectile-puke-puking-gif-13726696

[uncut obsidian]

s tahp

[hoary elk]

noo not the chunks too

[pastel quartz]

p!kiss @uncut obsidian

[foggy mantle]

bolgy wolgy kisses Madirex [GMT+10]

Powered by weeb.sh

[uncut obsidian]

ffs

[pastel quartz]

cutiee

[gentle saffron]

what the fuck is going on

[uncut obsidian]

brainfart horny

as usual

[wind forum]

Moderators come deal with this

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/1065657572734009404/C32361D8-ECC4-4BCB-BFA5-317AFE15851C.gif

[uncut obsidian]

[gentle saffron]

i could not be any further from horny

horrified maybe

[final cedar]

p!ban @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

You are missing the mod.ban permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.

[visual stirrup]

Just ban maja and get it over with
They're gonna be a nuisance for as long as they're permitted to exist here.

🙏

[wind forum]

📠

[gentle saffron]

menace

[uncut obsidian]

it's #🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

i think i'm allowed to be here no matter how horny i am

[uncut obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart is #🎪bruh-fart and will always stay #🎪bruh-fart

[visual stirrup]

Yeah, brainfart, not brainsquirt

[pastel quartz]

just block me if you despise me, it's fine~

[final cedar]

probably need a even deeper level channel called #brainshart

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-jump-cute-gif-7775619

servals are cool

[uncut obsidian]

buy one

[pastel quartz]

n-no.. u >~< 😳

beside ur dogshit haircut

[wind forum]

Can we just contain the 5 horny anime posting paedos

[hoary elk]

and how the fuck do i feed it? do i just chop up my neighbours?

[final cedar]

no they not, they cry loud as shit and piss on everything

[uncut obsidian]

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[hoary elk]

i don't actually have a mullet though haha

[pastel quartz]

yikes

[pastel quartz]

what do you have then?

[gentle saffron]

dont like vomit huh

[uncut obsidian]

stop

[hoary elk]

human hair

[split canyon]

Punished Metro NXP asks: go fuck yourself

[gentle saffron]

guess yall aint that freaky if u aint doing vomit play

[split canyon]

maja asks: mandarin orange, or default orange

[grizzled meadow]

Damn we even have a poll command

[uncut obsidian]

Falco just realized

Also hi

[pastel quartz]

Oh sheeet

[wind forum]

Do you guys eat the orange rind

[split canyon]

maja asks: water, or soda's

[uncut obsidian]

[grizzled meadow]

just

I've been on this server for longer than you, never saw this command

[pastel quartz]

dios

[grizzled meadow]

• its 6AM I just opened Discord I need to sleep

[pastel quartz]

Mío

[hoary elk]

i really like pepsie

[hoary elk]

sowwy

[uncut obsidian]

because you've never bothered to check all bot commands

[pastel quartz]

Chicken

[split canyon]

Falco asks: maja banned

[uncut obsidian]

LMAO

[wind forum]

LMAO

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-it-gif-18812641

[pastel quartz]

chaeeting sadeg

[uncut obsidian]

Rigged

[split canyon]

Need at least 1 question with 2 choices.

[pastel quartz]

The people have spoken

[uncut obsidian]

Btw

[grizzled meadow]

What

[uncut obsidian]

We have an ability to block the usage of commands in certain channels iirc

[grizzled meadow]

Tell me more

[split canyon]

maja asks: UwU or OwO

[uncut obsidian]

like so people won't use p!8ball in #╓☢stalker-chat

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah that's for the best

[pastel quartz]

hehe

[uncut obsidian]

I haven't looked much into it

[split canyon]

Need at least 1 question with 2 choices.

[uncut obsidian]

I will later