#🎪bruh-fart
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the bird
I respect the drip, alright.
oh btw quick question
are november and the other asian that played with a trackpad still around?
Consent is a myth, our thoughts are just chemicals and electricity controlled by powers beyond us.
Now please excuse me while I prepare to defend myself in court.
Your honor, morality is subjective. In a different societal structure me killing that hooker would be moral
coming at the right moment to the right place to post Joker laughing
You better.
Sean, the little potato wasnt ripe?
I am about to perform a ping, delete this
is that a map of what i think it is
p!warn @stray zealot you've been warned by staff literally 5 minutes ago - this one will stick. #📄rules
@stray zealot has been warned.
MW3 My beloved
nothing compared to the aldo days
You know, the way you phrased that makes me realise exactly what I wrote and the implied context. 
I don't know how I managed to not think of that when writing it.
yeaahhhhhh
also you didnt answer my question
mug
nyaa
all is mildly good
Brainfart
I bring entertainment
p!mute @lapis quarry 2d Disrespectful towards people , chill out for a bit
@lapis quarry has been muted for 2 days.
lmao
accusing people of pedophilia and shit is not cool sir
holy shit
btw why do moderators always execute people in here? Is it like the public execution channel ?
for me, yes
for others , idk
to keep us in line I presume ?
or the victims sometimes
No, to make u laugh
War thunder fun facts #1: the f-16 has a turning radius of 15° at Mach 1.
u are kept in line by the power of mute and ban
why not both at the same time ?
Executions will continue until morale improves
hmmmmmmm i dont believe it
imma need to see some classified documents
yeah but once in a while you gotta spill a little blood to keep the tree growing or something
U know it
Boy have I got a subreddit for you
you can be muted too
Yes, I can even mute myself
thats just called "shutting up"
Try not to talk challenge (GAMMA player edition) (impossible)
i dont believe you, you need to prove us
he assigned the muted role to himself
what is a mute going to do? We write in here
One day when *edy mutes someone again, imma dm him as well
Gatito
exam stress
tbf they are not finals
DUDE.
PURPLE CIGAR.
LEAN CIGAR!!!!!!
that reminds me i gotta study for my GED
so not that much stress
do it before its too late
git gud ged
Bad thing to do when you're exhausted tbh
damn guys I can't keep up with this amount of epic fails
programming exam in friday
must
study
3 days left
i already gave up on the maths analysis exam i have tomorrow cuz i only understand enough to score 30%
Take the evening off and rest
yeah if you cant focus while studying dont even bother except if you feel bad if you dont fill your entire time with productive things
maths
haha muted
my sister is like that
when she did her degrees she put in so many all nighters just to calm her conscious
I'm usually good about studying long before
I find repition works better than cramming
she does that too but she makes herself go crazy shortly before exam because of her nerves
Never underestimate rest
Just like bite sized bits of studying leading up to the exam works wonders
It just takes a bit of diligence
Im on the entire other end of the spectrum I have 0 nerves and procrastinate way too much
then I cram everything in the last week and it somehow works
that means you're gitting gud
im just glad my exams are behind me 
i mean im gonna cheat on it >:)
3.8, 3.9
but im still gonna try
I'm trying to get at least a 4
how does GPA work ? higher is better ?
thats the thing i havent been doing
Ye
Yeah 5 is complete perfection
im about to have a mental breakdown on this coding project
If you got 100% on everything you'd get a 5
just dont
but we have increments like 1.3 - 1.7
Yeah like areas
War thunder
They used to tie up to letter grades but schools have completely ditched letter grading since like 2000
Here you can just apply to whatever school you want
I just give up man I think i have barely enough points now after this partial submission, to pass this project without having to finnish it
and I think im just gonna hand it in and blow my brains out
4 gewinnt
I've wormed my way into what I want to do somehow and Im not gonna question it
I lucked out hard to get into this program
Damn I should get out of bed
Not really, if you barely finish high school you can literally apply for law or civil engineering at unis here
Bluh
smells like bribes 
or uhh "donations"
If you fail all your classes the first year they kindly ask you to fuck off or man up

we always get 3 tries for exams if you fail them you get the boot
Bro im retarded
Im just gonna become a housewife
by then A.I will automate your work but the industry hasn't caught up yet so you can just lean back and let the AI rake in money for you 
There is no bar, except for medical sciences that's like x amount or anyone above 70% on the entrance exam (also the only major with an entrance exam)
If you wanna study, then go study is it here
but doesn't that mean spending whatever many years on not being a housewife
like, it's wasteful
They did the thing they keep doing with AI products again, so this cannot be repeated
Bask in the glory of this moment
that bio tho
Crystal bio moment?
i've seen ai replicate sven (dota2 hero) voice about a year ago, it was amazing
now its much more accessible to anyone
Not anymore my guy
what the fuck
🤷♂️ consulting
Consultants 🤢
tbh being an IT consultant sounds really nice
i just need to get a decade of solid experience
Hope the person I called at amazon saw all the embarassing shit I bought
fuck you
should have delivered my stuff
welp i already have 4yrs of experience now, just about halfway done
99% of IT consultants are worth less than a post on stackoverflow
i think this is an absolute win
not my problem if they didnt know any better
Stackoverflow saves lives tbh
Woa
I wish my job had something like stackoverflow 
I feel like there might be like
you can probably ask chatgpt
Reddit posts too for random ass domains
Cisco umbrella blocks that for us due to a bug
as long as you dont act like chatgpt answers are the absolute truth youll be fine
yikes
I might have to feed ChatGPT tons of german urban planning legal texts
you might be on to something
vtubers really do be replacing women
Because dudes on the internet with autism can't talk to real people
*power bottom
I just like cat ears on cute things
get it fucking right dawg
bite me
@grizzled meadow Gabagool ?
And they are more useful than IT consultants somehow
Gabagool ovah heeere
love me some gabagool
Sopranos posting ?
Very good show
I'm vewy tired
Need someone to tuck me in bed
Falco is just ready to mute whenever he gets pinged in brainfart
Uh oh
we will see
me and bruno pinged him so much
@grizzled meadow
he went offline
Oggi alle posting
yeah you need a video
ping him with a video saying "You'll like this"
either hansel or sopranos
He can sense it
idk
mwah
correct password you might enter
He has spoken
bro the 3 pings man
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
get over yourself
I run when the wranglers come
bro
@grizzled meadow
@heavy peak
holy fuck
nop
Alright
I am requesting being banned for exactly 24 hours starting from this very moment
Here is my crime:

why do people get out of bed, this real life stuff is horrible
dunno
Responsibilities
not into real-life stuff lately, just my own business.
💀
"Not into reality lately, just doing living in my own schizobrain"
i mean sex is kinda nice
No hate, I can relate
You know why sex is good, you usually have it in your bed
And I want to just sleep all day
in my bed
sleep is better than sex
Sleep is nicer. With candles around and hearing the rain drop on the roof or windows..
have sex, smoke a cig, cuddle and sleep
the ah nice sex hon
time for a cig
If you made my bedsheets smell like cigarette smoke Id kill you
Movies are idiotic.
ALO
what the actual fuck
Kit.
Gmorning
for no fucking reason
...and you jumped in here, Madi?!
its the brain worms waking you up again
Yes
Same like 14 hours ago
If you spend too much time in here, you may lose your sleep entirely.
wrong
Madi's writing an essay
i mean i can do it in an abandoned building and it would still feel nice
I literally heard my dad shout for me so I would wake up, the third time he shouted I did wake up, went down to the kitchen to turn on the kettle (the usual every day morning procedure), glanced at the clock and saw 03:57 instead of 07:08
the haters are trying to sabotage me again

what vid was that referencing
i forgor
the voices
ahahahahahhahaha
but the haters will sabotage me
god that was great

now, should I go back to sleep
what was great ?
yes, and take a break from this shitposting nest and relax.
Hey, at least my voices work as an alarm clock
Although too early
what happened between me and you last night :3
but no the video
nothing happened
Uno
talk in gen chat
you talk outside of brainfart
Im sorry
Okay
I can later
How about no
(I’m kidding lmao)
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good song
@reef anchor did
id post Napalm Sticks to Kids, but i dont think it would be appreciated here

Bare hands
Thats less relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiMbXvrbFgE @grizzled meadow
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listen to this on full blast
i dare you
Hmmm sandwiches
I do in the car and get tinnitus
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also a very catchy song
mmm cheese crackers
I need to listen to their other albums 
Real
what site
real
Last FM but this was from a bot for a server I’m in
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Cat got crazy macros
the last track
ah a bot ye
okay, doing well on the programming recap
ngl i kinda wish i could ask the mods to add some last.fm bots here but it wouldnt really fit in
fine music taste
STOP SCREAMING
Id use the bot to make you listen to Death Grips
There is no van halen, automatic L
Last fm what is this the early 2000s you fucking dweeb
merry Christmas soon in a month

I’m trash lol
bro my last 6 months
lol Marstein is in there

also funny that it counts In the air tonight
thats my alarm
my last 6 months in terms of albums. Some pretty queer shit
whiplash
Where's the ÖUUUUUUHGHH
butterly by crazy town is a W tho
ikr
pretty sure DTL has a few OUGHS
kvist maybe, dont remember givre having them
why is jasper kyd so far up ?
Ccr
ive been listening to the Darktide soundtrack too much
short songs so more get played
my guess atleast
thats why loli in the early 20s is so high bcs typical metal song for me is like 7 mins while his tracks are like 2-3 mins 
3:33
for me it is 
that song is a fucking banger tho
the assassination mission end themes are fucking bangers
thats the one
Proof
I was mute for one hour, now my voice is back and I am ready to scream at people.
its all in your head bro
that playlist is so fucked
what in the fuck is swamp rock ?
Rock from the swamps, aka the netherlands
dont ask, spotify genre classifications are fucked
puts most of post-black and atmospheric under blackgaze but not all
how are you doing gator
I smel scam
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Bro had to pause the game 💀
Scam? never
You were muted for a grand total of 5 seconds
Maxwell is back!
#animation #memes #minecraft
Helper power abuse smh
Think helpers can add/remove some roles to deal with the new guys


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uhmmm
banana man
there's also this one
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@heady crow
walt jr glow up
I fell asleep on the MRI
how
homie on that grind
Literally me
proof?
i could make some really messed up jokes here but im not going to since its fucked up to joke about someone while they're in the process of transitioning
yeah do not
save it
tf is he drinking
Choccy milk
diluted blood
that looked way too smooth to be chocolate milk
El bicho would never
im going with his answer
What kinda milk you be drinking that isn't smooth?
femboy milk?
Seller : this is literally 70% cheaper , it cant get cheaper than that
Romanian : thats still 30% too much
da.
kriegs go home
yes hes romanian
youre drunk
romanian birb will try to negotiate more seeds
i receive seed
you recieve : bites and curses fuck off now
no, yo uare drunk EYYHHAYaBloODyMoNSteryaygunnakillyandwearyahrrrr
negotiating
ledy, do a roll 😄
i refuse to give into the hive mind
age of stars is the only good ending
fight me
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the moronic billionaires idea of solving money problems is people working for him for free
wow
who could have expected that
didnt post it to start politics
i posted it because funny mem
I am going insane
no, it's just spam
no, I am just going insane.
Understandable, have a great day... same here tbh
fortunately alcohol and youtube shaved off the worst
You guys are pushing the Mods' buttons again, lol.
nah
This is honestly me as well, I too enjoy grinding in my sleep
nein
Hey, so I ordered my ban a couple hours ago and I yet I didn't get my order. I saw a red car pass by Brainfart but then he skirted off just as soon as he came, what gives?
Can I get your kicks meal then? Can I at least get a discount?


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I can abuse a power that I am (as far as I know) not allowed to use in order to mute you for 5 seconds.
just don't tell the Mods if you say yes
WIELKA ORKIESTRA SWIATECZNEJ POMOCY
[[[WARNING VOLUME: rip headphone users:]]] because REAL potatos are VALUABLE
you know that really giddy feeling you get when you watch a lot of slapstick comedy? i got that today..
Ok so i only did this in a couple hours, had the time of my life doing it, and managed to keep it under 5 minutes ftw., sorry i havent been more active
Subscribe ...
DEW IT!
Embrace the POTaTO!
hey can I get a mute for 5 seconds minutes
I agree to these terms and services, and yet I will still tell the admins 
Beautiful
I just remove it instantly
otherwise grim would do that to me again
It does work

then how come grim couldnt mute me when he tried to
We are just too technocratic and orderly to fuck around with our unofficial emergency powers
cause he stoopid 'bold
like he literally has to suck off the mods to get them to mute me for his sake

ayyyyy
I hope he sucks me off.
It appears you have been fooled
brrrruuuuh
hic
Potato issue
what's this song called
i can't find it and music finding apps were of no help
yeah shit that's how it just is sometimes
I find this chucken amusing
it sounds like a tune i heard as a child
grrreeeeeeeellHICAyeYaBlooDyMoNSTeERagunnaKillyasydahsdhbasd
but sped up
the original song's name is called the chicken song
but i want to listen to this particular version and it's nowhere to be found
just speed up the song
i've been scourging youtube for it and it only gives me other shitty versions
the Benny Hill theme ?
no that doesn't achieve it
nononono
the benny hill theme is completely different
oh yeah you are right its different
nope not that
im sure everything is fine
Sean, what's the first "vegetable" you grow in a farm game?
He grows himself
Understand? It's because he's a vegetable.
Did you guys see the Spanish streamer awards chat thing
I can’t post it here
thats rude to disabled people
But it’s very funny
disabled people arent fuckin vegetables
im pretty sure most don't fuck vegetables
I am disabled, I would be allowed to use the R word but the FUCKING ADMINSSSSSSSS (BADMIN ABUSE!!!!!!) warned me for using it
a vegetative state is when all your braincells are dead and only your other vital organs function
well not all braincells
but almost all of them
cum
It’s when you’re stuck in bios
☝️
theres a difference between mental disability and physical
Gotta flash your motherboard
i don't get what happened. Grok just added a shit ton of items to jupiter
what are the items though
Bro, I am so disabled, I can't tell the difference!
its those items that spawn anywhere, on shelves, tables, boxes, etc. hes expanding them
okay but isn't that like a good thing
why'd he say mercy on my soul
This is probably what will happen in cyberpunk future. Vegetables and that funny personality chip thing will be used to turn them into Johnny Silverdong!
Wait... Then what have I been harvesting all this time? 
it is, i think its because the maps are so big. also the main thing to add these items is to make players actually explore places, buildings, so jupiter is big and has enterable buildings (jupiter factory for exmaple)
organs
Stem cells
confus about dooty again
no that comes from undeveloped fetuses
What's so confusing about Dooty?
Oh, you're not also harvesting undeveloped fetuses?
Found this while trying to watch the game last night
@uncut yew why is your pfp a potato and not a bean
Steps to harvesting stem cells:
- yeetus the fetus
- harvest
- profit
deletus
nah, cuz assholes keep talking about how "the morality is debatable" etc
Because I am not the first to die
nah that kinda kills the joke
debatable
change it to a bean
debuttable?
Nah man, don't listen to those posers they don't understand the cyberpunk future that will come from my harvests. They're just jealous
People seeing my actual name: "Is that a joke?"

Gonna turn them into Johnny Silverdongs out of pure spite
your real name is Bean?
Sean Potato?
I ain't judge, lol
why isn't your pfp a bean if your irl name is Bean
theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go
Poor muscle man 😔
I'm not even bri'ish
Then you're not a bean. Now put on the funny mr bean suit on your PFP or don't talke to me ever again.
but then he becomes Sean Mr Bean and it destroys the joke even further
just change your pfp to a bean
Mr Sean Bean
nah that doesn't work
Have the bri ish ever done a joke with that but it's just shawn bean?
his pfp is Mr Bean so he'd either be Mr Bean Sean or Sean Mr Bean
You expect mr bean but its just Sean bean
In a suit
With a dumb fucking teddy bear
omg dutyer
This is the ultimate chat wiper
dooooooty
dutyer is not available
you've reposted this video more than 10 times
please don't stop
leave a message after the chicken
@uncut yewdon't lsiten to them, potatos are the most powerfull roots in the galaxy.
They have the power to ... power the world!
🍿 
Dooty is nice and simple; They want to destroy the zone (like the ecologists), mostly by fighting the animals, anarchists, and Monolith (like the anarchists, loners, clear sky, military, etc...), selling artifacts to scientists (Like ecologists, Military, bandits, loners, clear sky, freedom... Also not destroying the zone but just giving it to outside forces, thus spreading the zone by a technicality), and doing research into the zone (like the ecologists...)
Duty reminds me of UNGOC
Just ban people who post this meme already
You waited for me to finish typing you fuck
But lets not delve into the mess named SCP fandom
Where are the mods
asleep
No, I just reflexively pressed Ctrl+V
Charlie and Dennis performing "Dayman"
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I only saw a completely bent rim, did he make his car into a cube?
waaaah
Ooh, ooh, let me get the next one
I can pretty much do this all day
i can do this for the next 20 mins when i decide to go to sleep
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p!ban @orchid robin constant spamming
You are missing the mod.ban permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.
whoopsy
I will not do that shit, cause I am actually smarter than you lot and decide to not troll lol
p!cat
OwO
For less than a split second I thought Dutyer actually got banned there 
you thought
Hah
p!cat
p!cat
p!dog
brain not worky, must repost chimcken
p!mining machine
typical politician
p!mining
all cock but no cum
p!cat
What if we lived without sex
big cock
but no cum
p!cat
p!cat
@narrow lotus
p!dog
thats what ive been doing
Your gonna burn in hell for saying that, mark my dam word.
Gae
too cute, becomes kinda cursed :F
😱 🥶
Why is it brighter?
Brit her
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This chat is a pretty effect way to blend someone's brain inside their skull
goodness gracious
i had a stroke reading that
Brain blender
as m i, snd hhlp
Any moment now.
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HOLY SHIT THE MODS ARE USELESS??
Where
WHO CAN MANAGE WITH THESE BOZOS WHO DO HAVE LIVES??
p!cat
holy shit a ferocious creature
tbh you should just ping moderator role
Magnificent creature out in the wilds
@heavy peak GET YO ASS TOO IT AND MUTE THIS LOSER!
hic
I ate hotdogs and watched episode 3 of the last of us with my dad last night. Life is good
Got an ice coffee now, life is great
Sctroll up
Beautiful
p!mute 563325109948121088 4h go take a nap
@orchid robin has been muted for 4 hours.
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