#🎪bruh-fart
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is this a spoiler?
@grizzled meadow can i at least criticize the name they picked for the protagonist
who are you
1aG#
are there any other clothing options
dies from cringe
Best answer
it didnt look like cringe he died from
does anyone want the recipe for fishe au chocolat
God I love the internet
had a meal today? i could tell. maybe one too many.
Hiiii!!! :3
how you two been todayy
thats hot
brb getting fud
Wanna put ice on my back?
Woke up like 2 hours a ago with having 2 hours of sleep
id like to put it all over your body
time for stimulants!
but i guess its tiring to be that hot
COCAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Whaaa
cocaina
@grizzled meadow
https://youtu.be/wpmLSSNC6Nk
https://youtu.be/QrK1ipUYYW4
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I animated a voicemail from my Dad back in 2020.
That's hot
@heavy peak imma be working from home for the next 3 days so i can look at streams :)
your sanity
i will place it next to the sanity i collected from bruno
Bet I’ll kiss you first :3
On god?
Fr?
erp mondays
Mhm frfr
discipline is needed
coffee
Shut the fuck up
energy drinks
Ew
I'll take the boytoy
me?
tbf cropol has enough for both of us
I really do
Bruno a knower frfr
To be fair
you could always inject yourself with some adrenaline
i wonder if thats healthier actually
literally me
me top
how whacky
Real
me
at least he got over his ketamine addiction
Wanna practice your talking with guys skills with me?
I promise I don't bite
thats not a roach
thats the joke
thats a friendly critter, i dont remember its name
i know how to recognize roaches cuz they have been terrorizing me for the past 4 summers

Proof
skill issue
Don’t know
Kiss you mf?
the skill issue is on their side, i got chemical warfare on mine
Bet
Fr
thats like all of discord
also 
now do it irl
boom, all the femboys are gone
Fucking wish there were femboys in my city
I worked with a femboy
Argentina is looked down upon for having so many femboys
Yet I don't know any of them
asduausoidisadus
same with greece and poland, YET I CANT FIND ANY
WHERE IS THE GOVERMENT HIDING THOSE FEMBOYS
i practice my market trading skills in starsector
Bottom speech
IS IT A PSYOP?
yes
Real!?!?
THOSE BASTARDS GAVE US FALSE HOPE
No
No no
The femboys exist
But they never show up
That's the thing
Government keeps them hidden
next thing you know, bruno is a federal agent assigned to us to believe femboys are real
THE FEMBOY IS REEEEAL!
What if I’m not real?
even worse
what if you are real
but a masculine man
I’ll cry
In case of an investigation by federal agencies, all the things I say are true and I deeply believe in them. I am a danger to society
Prove you are real rn
I am in no way involved nor affiliated with this individual in case of an investigation
How?
Idk
send me a pipebomb
manifest mf
Give me your ip address
I can give you my actual address

i wonder if greek goverment agencies are looking at this
Bet
γεια σας μαλακες
I'll take you out for dinner
But I know someone here would send me a pipe bomb
fiiinnneeeee, i will send it to someone else
DM me your address
Yay next time send me thigh highs or something
Why gonna send a bomb
im gonna send ankle lows
.
BOOOOO!!!!
AND INSTEAD OF A SKIRT, I WILL SEND TROUSERS
I won't waste a bomb on a single individual
real
Unless you are a government official
In which case I'm gauging out your eyes using a spoon
And then I'll attach a pipe bomb to your neck
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
AND INSTEAD OF A LETTER FILLED WITH UWU AND :3 I WILL SEND YOU MARTIN LUTHER KINGS LETTER FROM A BIRMINGHAM JAIL
how well done mfs like their steak
That’s kinda cool better the ankle lows
Take that to a vet and they can get it back running
i know right
also good question
are socks that reach only to you ankle
tfw erp in brainfart but busy
called ankle highs or ankle lows
shhhhhhh
ankle lows
Goodbye brainfart, my Squingle is requesting that I pet him
ew, ai voice
voicequills did it waaayyy better
My homie really do like eating that meat dirt
Shit must feel like eating leather
💀shit looks boiled
i dont care, i stand by my opinion for it is the right one
is that emiru
OMG
Honestly this new AI voice works infinitely better than the previous one
Ok, I'm in lab x-18 and I got the documents in the psychic fetus tube room. But my quest hasn't completed. Wtf other documents are there in this shithole? Unisig run.
Still a little dead but DRASTICALLY improved
you have to jump off the railing, land in the water and take the tunnel
Ok "Ryan"
Take yo ass to #╓☢stalker-chat
hes an exile
yeah it's definitely improved
i wonder if he did follow my advice
Where the fuck is that?
east of equestria i believe
mmmm, speech bubble i must post
chat
before or after the controller
cat posting time
What a thicc aqua doggo. can he find fish this time? at least he can pose and bounce like a champ ;)
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Psychic fetus room
‼️
Lab x18
yeah i know, i mean before encountering the controller at the end or after
The one in dark valley. Not miracle machine
oooohhhhhhh
squingle 🧡
I’m a boy :3
on google
K
I will kiss you on the lips
thats why i dont do haircuts
Bet
long hair is correct men's hairstyle
until you start balding
Long hair is correct hairstyle for everything
Regular mission shows those are the only documents and I got those....
okay so
made a hard save inside the lab
leave the lab

it's not monthly actually
Would say that, but I like short haired girls
Wait...
studies say that you need to trim it daily
short hair is based
Some short haired girls are cute
Still a based opinion

never been happier than when my wife cut her hair up to her chin
Anomaly thread says I need to leave the lab and it updates. That's some confusing bullshit right there
do what i told you to do
This is fucking adorable
Gas station weed be like
Lmao
now pay me
Fine. Unzip you pants.
Horny

fuck you give me a dollar
I sure hope he remembers all of them 
Oh. OH! That's what you.... oh.
beaver 
bobr
bober, even
la bobera
Witchcraft
nvm i guess i was just oblivious cause i definitely dated a girl in high school who did that shit
4 pairs of psych ward grippy socks should have deterred me
but as they say; my dick will take me to places I wouldn't even go with a gun
True
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SHES JUST LIKE ME FRFR
"She"?
🤨
Still like me frfr
french
Prove it
I CLICKED THE WRONG ONE THIS ISNT FUNNY AT ALL
Boyboyboyboyboyboy
this dog is fucked up bruh
THIS ONE
Hot that’s why
Because then someone can accidentally find it
i havent looked at pictures of boobs in a millennia
....Fuck
i am stronger than they are.
I don't need to be caught with porn
but what if it's literally me in the pfp?

theyre killing my owner sadge
But funy
just dont watch it or save any of it
Funy
youre better than this
damn, maybe i am a furry 
Even if I wanted to watch
I don't have time
Why even need porn just make it
uhmm... uhhh
Need to be the hottest person everywhere I go
oggi alle
In the late 1930s, a Nazi hierarch went to the apartment of the famous painter Pablo Picasso, intent on finishing the final details of the painting "Guernica."
The hierarch asked Picasso, "Was it you who did this horror?"
"No, it was you."
"Me?"
"Yes, you indeed, who stayed with Harry Potter until the end 🥰" Picasso replied, leaving the hierarch petrified.
what
If I make an OF, would you support me?
yes by not paying
What you look like?
Thamk you
I look like the hottest person you will know
hell yeah
im going to report you to the IRS
literally me
you give me the money tho
So a cute little femboy?
I am outside the IRS jurisdiction
No
Smh no one in here appreciate a good joke when they see one, I'm still laughing at this one
Brainfart indeed felloff
Tho sadly, I am short
no one can escape the IRS thats where youre wrong
How short
time to see if i still remember how to use vs code
165cm
sorry that isnt in feet and inches i don't understand
can you explain, please?
Americans can't count past 12
could you smarten that up for me? thanks
Adorable
HARRY POTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Very adorable
Hang yourself
I guess it really is a joke no one can understand
googled it, that is short
A very calm questioning...maybe a bit too calm?
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smarten up, most of you guys dont even use the 24 hour cycle function on your digital clocks
Bet 😼
If it's not a sexual innuendo brainfart is Not Laughing

i do because the military does
that joke Falco, hurt and made me laugh
I mean if you don't get the "who stayed with Harry Potter until the end" you can't understand the joke, that's literally the joke
jesus frickin christ
that makes me hyper-intelligent
But for real that height is adorable
Not DUmbledoor
never read harry potter, i hate nerds and british people
short people gang 
eh?
Why did I get my mom's height genetics
Exactly
very ctue
it would be very demasculating if you were to dominate me
as ajoke ofc
Now that's more like it
nobody?
Just like that?
according to google i am 183 cm
Give me your legs
how's the weather up there?
i don't understand these numbers, too big

1.80m gang, I'm 1.82m
184
Yeah okay Bruno
im like 30 big macs tall
shut up
me

He isn't a god, he's a silly "little" guy
SEE ITS CUTE
Is it time for tall people anxiety again?
i can be silly for you
what other american measurements can i use? i suppose i am 3 short barreled rifles high
Im 5' 4" (two different measurements
)
Football fields
6' - 3 cm
Fuck you
the euro weeps and cowers at the idea of a mile
Bitch really do be the size of 40 Tims upright
Man...
I need a boyfriend fr
fr
I don't have the gif with the silly cat, the only moment where I could post that
Tims? are you talking about the shoe or tim hortons? or neither. so many possibilities
Nerd imagine being lonely :c
@slim osprey
I am not lonely
ReL
reminds me, i need to go to canada again i want tim hortons, im desperate for it even
I have a gf
The shoes, alright? I don't fully grasp the powerful language of 'black people tongue'.
But I want a bf
LITERALLY ME
the shoes are spelled TIMBS
timberlands
unbased
excuse?
I BARELY GO OUTSIDE
Yep Yep He's White
@heady crow
sorry i don't tolerate racism i will be mailing you anthrax shortly, woospies :3

miling
"ANTHRAX, IT DOES THE BODY BAD!!"
Falco finally found the gif 
I always do, I do it all the time
Last try
I like dis, ima stel it
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tits so big he can play Friday Night Funkin 😱
OMGOMGOMGOMGHELOOKEDATMEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😄
you mean five nights at freddy's dumbass 
I don't play tism games, I'm not tistic like you youngsters
okay old man! 🩼
They don't make them like they used to 👴
Fuck this slightly homoerotic earth
Dam, the wrong one is shirtless
You should be beheaded for posting this
GUMBI, LET'S PLAY "BUFF FORTRESS 2" !!
me 2 :c
This man has every plague imaginable and yet still walks, do you think a curse from the gods will do anything?
2 box
and then got scammed off of it cuz I was a smoll child
TF2 Box
the fuck 2 box
Same lmao except I more or less opened up 5/6
SHouldn;t be saying this, but:
Skill Issue

anyone here know how to use vs code
i do
Microsoft program 🤢
Microsoft is everywhere
i deal with what i have in hand
^Chad
They call me Microsoft the way I have erectile dysfunction
What about the "E" ?
so idk what i have to do
Compile it, that's for sure
lemme send you an ss
I lied I have no idea how to code
fuck
lemme hit up ares
nvm hes offline
uuuhhhhh
delete now
for your sake
yeah but i think only skom knows how to use them
Besides these horny ass goofballs post tits here all the time and it's tolerated
or bothers
A kitty cat is Nothing
Looks like broken install
Yeah i have no idea why the code wouldn't work
i installed it just fine, could it be the extension it downloaded
Did you run any other script before this one
first script ever
Copy something off the internet and see if it runs
Or just google error
wait
wtf
What was deleted
Damn, what did I miss
Evil cat
p!mute @thin willow 3d racist idiot
@thin willow has been muted for 3 days.
Double G or hard R?
both
double g
yeah i think im catching on
Has to be done
Average nexus user
Whaaa
was it an affectionate double g or not
digga
the mental gymnastics to say "ya'll are posting titts so I can post racial slurrs" is neyond me
also I knew if there were titts in here

Honestly, either you have it or you don't.
I never had the urge to post "racial slur memes" ... like ever.
this is fucking gold lmao
My God! Titties? Who would post those?! And where?
Fan's Only tab
Skom looking for tits posts
fr
:3
I deal with this pain frequently as a modder on Nexus sites
The lack of reading comprehension is astounding
It really is
speaking of modders I just realised anomaly devs are on this server
"Wdym ENBs are outdated??"
Yeap
we've seen things no mere mortal would comprehend 
Tbh I used ENBs in 2021, they're not that bad
That's why I don't envy the "Mod's" 'job' here.
Definitely bad with many better options now
Bruh. Someone literally asked me what * does in front of the mod file name in notepad and wondered why he had to do it.
My man, it activates the damn mod.
2 October we remember
we had a guy bricking his PC with a 7zip install. needed support and an ISO sent to him for a reinstall of his OS
Lmfao
How
I'm certain I caused a few people to brick their steam decks simply because they couldn't follow directions
That's hot
Alo
The latest troubleshooting thing I've struggled with as of recent is the fucking Rockstar Games Launcher error
Where is pangolin
I ❤️ femboy fishing!!
3000.108, "No internet"
I just wanna play red dead man >:(
Me: writes simple but comprehensive guide on how to mod games on Steam Deck using my own steam deck and showing everything working.
Nexus Users: This guide sucks, everything is broken and I can't get anything to work right.
@slate crown sup
@slate crownsup
@slate crown sup
queen
You: Just read a guide pls
User: Your mom sucks me good and hard through my jorts
Such is modding and troubleshooting
My favourite part about that shit is the fucking idiot going "Hey I have the same problem bro"
PEBKAC is real
Kiss him
i swear to god this is too
, i only got like 2-3 vanilla fix mods and get maybe 1-2 crashes in the whole playthrough. wtf is nexus smoking with the stupid outdated endorsements. hell even ttw doesnt even crash
And it will make you less nervous
dross 
It's amazing how they'll spam bug reports and it turns out they just have some busted ass load order and did absolutely zero cleanup work
Yep
Damn load orders
I spent the whole weekend partying and now I feel empty
I want to hit the gym actually
Started last night, it's good @heady crow
Legs >:)
they always leave me fuckall gassed ruining the rest of my workout
and cba to do them gassed as the last move
dk what else ill do
nah its just
Started working out? Hell yeah
they just leave me fucking gassed and weak, like cold sweat type beat after 10 mins
might be related to my possible asthma who knows
hack squat
Ah
can do them to failure safely so always push them tho 
Imagine trying to hide your identity when you have previously sent a logfile to the Helper team

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“I am Big Billy the big wet billy and I'm gonna go clearly uuuummmmmmmm ........”
p!cat
lel
I expected to see "ledy" there 😄
i found something less confusing
What
Yeah okay but I want to know the less confusing thing
p!implode 327206533316345857
noice
i found an online compilet
compiler
Yeah but name
Programiz, c online compiler
they also got python and java from what i see
and some others
Why does everything have to have 'syndrome' at the end of everything? What if I just want to be down, and that's it?
Apparently there are 6 people on the entire fucking globe that know how to multiply 3d matrices
And I'm about to be 7th
There can only be six
The moment you learn it, the moment the first guy gets assassinated by the FBI
Consider your actions carefully
...
wat?!

wtf did I post?
I want to make an insult but I honestly don't have a good reaction image for it
Post whatever you think will fit after this message:
Maths Mf's when they finally solve the equation that gets them some bitches
make it 8th
God damnit
SuS production.
SuS apocalypse soon.
Print these and place them in vents around your city
Both lol. It's been a long while since I've been able to work out seriously. I just made some big changes to my life that has freed up about 3 to 4 hours of my day
So now I actually have time to take proper care of myself
Maybe the english dictionary can go suck a fart
PING ME WHEN YOU ANSWER COWARD
You know what
Fuck this I hate the english language now
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Almost works on discord
the children yearn for the mines
they vape to recreate the smog of the mines
they play minecraft to recreate the mining
they are becoming dwarf pilled to fit into the mines

me
That's actually so awesome, for real. I'm happy for you 
faster.
Did I already post this?
This is DEFINITELY me, good sir!!!!!!!!! Thank you for uploading this image!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah, this is me.
This just proves it.
Oh yeah, that's him.
Yeah, I took an office space that was much closer to home. Zero traffic and a ten minute ride will be a huge quality of life change over the 90 minute hellride (both ways) I endured these past ten years
That's him right there.
Its a live archive of my current thoughts in that moment.
Ngl I'd choose eldritch horror beyond my comprehension over having children
Officer, #2 in the stand is the culprit behind this post
It's definitely him
me and who
Me :3
Same person
Your brain changes when you have kids. My wife was the same way.
Slowly morphed
how old you are?
Almost 23
Don't write it like that, type it out fully
Well planned urban areas will always be better, I'm glad its getting better
i love you so much
Yea.
I love you too Bruno
I don't!
I don't!
Well, I'm going from big blue city to small red town and focusing more on an online presence
Plus my business model guarantees me some level of income anyway
Sounds like America.
Democratic cities are bureaucratic nightmares
The amount of red tape you have to go through just to get simple shit done is absolutely retarded
And then the taxes and fees
Literally spend $1K a month on parking
No more
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Literally just changing towns saves me about $9K a month
you can shoot on my chest any day
2 
Maslow's Heirarchy updated for 2023
I got a meme, but I cannot send it here cuz it has a no no word
But it's pretty funny
Ah alright, sounds like a pretty good situation
patchouli learns jesus magic
I actually hate it.
||that is how christianity works i know what i'm talking about||
Yeah, I've gotta change my class of customers anyway. I'm tired of barely educated nickle and dime types
Why is American politics like this? Why god? What have we done to deserve this?
To be honest, it's better than whatever the hell the SMP is
Yes
Haha yeah, gotta switch it up sometimes
I got no idea what that is because I had public highschool education 
man hes looking big nowadays
Yo my younger brother has that same helmet.
Scottish Parliament. Basically UK's recognition of the Scottish, but also acknowledging that they're retarded
Got it.
literally everyone here is a femboy. what do you mean by this?
Like you have democrats and progressives, then you've got whatever the fuck the SMP is
My moderate conservative stomach is turning in revulsion.
benis
ask anyone here, you seem new
Bro joined like two weeks ago
ya sure?
we will see, i hope its not a multi accounter
When I get banned, (this is a prediction) it will be because of my horrible neurons that think of Murder Drone shit every single second to the point, I will have to scream and ramble it out until it stops.
This mf will last two weeks
literally me
Huh
idk ive been on 6 warns for like 8 months now
Rules have changed since then
And you know it
Don't worry, most of the insane ramblings are in the Half Life 2 Synapse Community server, and I know one who can hear it regardless of what server it is. This guy @molten yacht
true
madi made the mods progressive
At least he has a helmet.
OI DO NOT, vs code is gucci
well its more hostile to beginners than fuckin stalker soc
(i have laced them with arsenic)
Skill issue ngl
yes i do suffer from skill issueosis, now imma go
thank you
Holy fuck he genuinely got the mac n cheese artifact
I'd say lets get him but with that thing he's indestructable
Is 50% of american diet mac n cheese
Diet mac n cheese sounds like something that would bring worse shits than taco bell
Military just drops these supply packages 'accidentally' and gives the entire russian miltary food poisoning
Because they're starving and also too retarded
Is this guy serious or
Yes
Literally everything that comes out of me on this channel is 100% serious and I am A-ok with the military taking my ideas
While this image and caption might be tame enough for me to not care, I do recommend being careful with this topic. Rules and all that.
AAYYYY, ITS SEAN
p!warn @stone shoal Your language needs a check-up, also, rule
@stone shoal has been warned.
how you doing sean
Skom do I have some bad news for you buddy
Decent, and you? Still stuck in Brainfart I see 
voluntarily
im also good
studying for exams
This word changes nothing, stuck is stuck
consent changes a lot 
Why yes this is almost the same thing my good ol' mother says about smoking
I'd buy it
well at least i dont smoke
though brainfart is worse for your health
dont push it


