#🎪bruh-fart
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Jesus christ no
Wait wait
Do you even know what krokodil means
Polished. Crazy and professional
crystal why the fuck are you still awake
Crazy hamburger
Yes?
You should make a service with that name
Oh wait it doesn't mean crocodile?
Hell
one of the worst
Like
What effects will it bring upon you?
dont google it
Uhhhh
I heard stories about it being made from a random assortment of shit like alkaline batteries
Why?
God.
And then they would inject it into their arms
Oh god...
And the arms fall off
Literally nothing to lose
Krokodil legit has petrol in it
That's way too brutal to even imagine
Metaphorically
Sulfuric Acids ftw
Usually it means massive irreversible tissue necrosis
What if we survive it somehow?
Sepsis
Was that
there's this Krokodil, way better
Like, it's equivalent to injecting yourself acid into your bloodstream...
There's not much that can be done without huge medical efforts
That doesn't sound good..
...possibly amputations
How would you even be able to do that?
Oh god
Dude
HOW do doctors even tolerate amputating a fucking guy
septic talks
Sorry, it was bad, ima lead myself out.
Why do i know this? Learnt that from a friend early in high school. He knew exactly what that is.
What a worldwonder
What the fuck was in his mind?
Like bro
Who the fuck
Wdym?
It hurts imagining it
In cases where it's life saving, amputations are kinda necessary
There are also cases where it isn't necessary
Like snake bites
For example when my dad got admitted into hospital, he got papers for amputating both of his legs below the knees shoved at his face to sign
my keyboards back :0
Tl;dr he told them to fuck off, lived for 6 years more with these legs
But yeah think of how absolutely out of it a person needs to be to try things like krokodil
I'm definitely only minimally going to shrooms and that's it
And if then only once
I mean maximally going shroom
Dark Humor 😄
statistically accurate bathrooms
A... rather interesting environment to be raised in
True
Let's call it that
Yeah
Also are you better now
I mean
I am calm
Except the concepts of amputation, arms falling off and skin burning
The usual
Sounds better than ten minutes ago. See how a little bit of talk about hard drugs calms a person down?
I wanna drink a gallon of water
That was ten minutes?
Except that amputation part. It definitely didn't make me anywhere near calm.
Same
I'd say an hour
So let's instead talk about... The F-35?
if you have an axious phase - try something next time. activate your primary senses with something. Smell, touch, feel and auditive. it can be something as simple as interacting with a pet - do that for 10 minutes
Geese?
it is called grounding in psychology
What if i interact with something else
it doesnt matter what, as long as you come into the moment
its a short term form of meditation
Yeah it's supposed to actually make you focus on something
exactly
I used to have a lot of issues with that too
I still do and i yet need help from some social workers :3
Aw man how jealous of you
needing help is pretty normal, accepting help is the hard part
I had to deal with all of that myself
I'd need to want to
My mother did too
And I'm not complaining
Poland do be a hardmode
Like, shit, I used to become actively... well.
?
Self-harmful once I relaxed and let my thoughts drift before sleep. But also was too lazy to stand up and go for the sharpies.
Well
I basically harm myself sometimes with the people i am around with
Onliest pain i actually take :)
Physical pain i knew i was gonna do smth dumb
The neverending stream of thoughts before sleep is an issue, and that's why I ended up just reading before sleep. Fuck the talk about not using electronic devices before sleep, I wanna to have just mere problems with sleeping instead of bombarding myself with continuous anxiety attacks
There is a hidden camera in your phone that observes your every move
I genuinely do not know what to say.
I should call her
Hidden? 
I'd say i am sorry for knowing this but even that would be a lie
Knowing what
The one you have on the screen side
Uhhh
real
Knowing how to kill myself basically
There isnt enogh words in the world to describe how much ketamine i have just done
This is fun
Im moving slomo
Are u dying?
That is definitely not good
How about uh, let's please not go there if we can?
Hoep u guys get better and have good lives and stuff
Yes. I know. My bar
🙏
please no traumadumping in the meme chat
Everyone
I have 2g weed to smoke after the trip aswell
Kinda ain't hidden. Also due to certain reasons I believe they aren't.
Man i wish i had weed
Im not quite sound in the mind
Suffering with a massive headache, trying to finish breaking bad
Look
If i put something over it the screen goes off
Weird shit right?
?
good choice
But i need to be there tmr
Well then have fun I guess. I'm kinda running out of awake juice.
In mika
Stsying awake is no benefit to our extremely sensitive body dude
molester sim 5000?
I know we ain't no woman but still
Le wut
Introvert moment
Yes
me when cold
Anyway. Z
I am cool
I think my self esteem might be starting to exist again
Also gn friend!
i wanna experience the catharsis of screeching my lungs out
My cat's sleeping between my legs
try gae sex
Why just gae
I wanna experiance uhhh
idk it's the default isn't it?
Sexual intercourse
same
being straight is punk now
Sometimes Kenshi does concern me
I'm stealing this
@grizzled meadow
NOOO
Gn chat 💗
gn
Why are there so many fucking weird creatures lurking in our world
And no i don't mean those
that's my neighbor bro y'all tweakin
Worse
i'm a weird little creature
Better weird then helpless
poor cat
cock?
EKTE
Trevor my beloved
Night Gorf, take care.
@grizzled meadow
Somebody say their cool
their cool
I love how memers only recently discovered zoolander
Recently?
Like the last few months
That's about when I started seeing people post boat loads of zoolander memes
Thats how memes are born usually
Something old gets picked by an algorithm, and suddenly everyone jumps on a bandwagon
@urban ocean
#🎪bruh-fart message
My favorite is the berserk and schizophrenia ones
Guess I'm the icecream then
STALKER GAMMA on Ultra-Super-Pooper-Dooper Graphics

Overheating while playing battlefield 3
(Literally would bsod)
https://tenor.com/view/stalker-hev-monolith-dance-forest-gif-23480660
STALKER GAMMA on said graphics settings earlier
Had to manually crank fans to 80% just to keep it cool 
Let me guess: He's on one spot and the next two seconds he's on the other side of your apartment/house, making angry cat noises chasing stuff and making a hell of a racket.
No
Meowing near my door so i would let him in, if that doesn't work
He goes to the kitchen to play with the toy that has 3 balls in them and they are loud
Nice.
Now fat prick is meoving again 
GigaC(h)ad
Being a modder is my only saving grace, back to novice after all this time 
Not sure if always signing in after several driver updates is better after getting forced logged out of the account, especially when y'know...
They drop game ready drivers, for a game you don't give a shit about
Nvidia and that feature got real tiring after a while, the AMD side without signing in is really a nice appeal, although I've never used a AMD graphics card, so maybe I'm wrong. I've only used their CPUs
real
I mean, its not wrong
are they made by girl scouts or of girl scouts? 
(I also ask that question when someone mentions Jawa juice)
whenever star wars episode 2 is talked about
the milk arouses me
some of yall are mentally deranged
says the guy that got muted for this
ppl here are allowed to be sexually deviant, brainrotted degenerates
at least we actually spread love
and we're really Pro-LGBT
unlike some other servers who do modpacks for stalker anomaly
you have a very weird concept of what "love" is
It is what it is g
it was a mrbeast meme 😡
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anyone wanna play pvp pinball space cadet
cope, seethe, mald, repeat

ok 👍
attention seekers who loose their source sounds like hell
I have finally been noticed and back to Veteran again 
Nice
cool
Anyone have any meth pipe recommendations in case mine breaks?
What the fuck is that last one lmao
Makeshift Carrot
A carrot doesn't carry heat well enough unfortunately . .
mr beast meme
Can I see it
I don't care what it is just lemme see
Those old time smoke pipes
The one grandad's use idk
Or Scottish folks, or just people who like classy stuff
DAMN SCOTS
THEY RUINED SCOTLAND
Works for tobacco and similar but not for the meth I crave
:-)
Welp, I'm out of ideas then
Hmm any fellow brainfarters here to review this one?
see @pastel quartz, discussing illicit substances is also fine
I see his mute has wore off

Well clearly you don't live in a free country !!
where do you live
the 64,024th abandoned bunker on the Albanian coastline
I'm going to assume meth isn't legal there 
so far I only found one country where it is legal
I switch bunkers every 3 days it's fine
Besides you can just order what I posted with your credit/debit card rn and have it delivered to your door legally
Can't say the same for actual meth if you're into that though 
the only drug I'm into is sugar
Praying for your swift recovery from that poison 
I've been able to kick the coffee addiction, hopefully sugar won't be much tougher to get rid of
I've already e-mailed the big man himself
Coffee....
So you should be fine
omfg
i tried to understand the joke for 20 seconds
the joke was standing right in front of me
Bro literally took 20 second to get the joke


check out the desktop
based
Man I'm ded

Say cool without your tongue moving
for the peak femboy hours i also have bsg launcher on the background running
He looks so.gay
Idek who that is
YES!!!
So true
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Man, you'd be surprised how many girls are into femboys
I wouldn't cuz i know how "cute" they find it
Including that they also sort of behave like a girl
Depends on the femboy, Like, some just crossdress
Yeah that too
@ruby minnow
I think i would really fit into crossdressing tbh

Why is that?
Ah gotcha
If i just put some makeup here and there
Style my hair differently
Have a hat on that doesn't reveal my hair
I look like a whole different person
Then putting off the glasses
No matter what the hell i do even my friends don't recognize me when i do smth to my head
Literally 1 change and I'm not the same bro
Huh?
Who are you?


I'm the IRS
Eh, my friends dont really care either way. Im still Paarrth
I came for the money
Why does that dragon look cute
And why is it not a dragon

i mean getting hunted down must be fun
especially if the person that wants you is a femboy
It probably is
Ohnestly?
If i know a person well enough
I could just fuck around
tag yourselves
Ah yes
I am also International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19
Great to meet you
Or do you wanna have it shortened as F?
P
you're not the boss of me https://tenor.com/view/cat-24hours-gif-25425051
I'm gender
Tamale
Turns key
"MISSILE AWAY!"
Aksel
yes
Hmmm
I wrote a little program that's supposed to detect discord notifications
And then do smth with it
Might be not that bad
if (Discord DM) then (Send penis)
As a test rn it just auto generates an email and sends it to myself
Or is supposed to rather
but why would you want a mail about a discord dm
I don't
That's just something I'm testing with
For fun
I have a funny idea
But I dunno if I can make that work
Discord Buttplug Integration
So a ping or notification makes the Bluetooth Buttplug vibrate
Might make that work
Just for fun
if (discord daddy dm) then (activate buttplug)
you do realize that if you implement this and you tell me about it i will start spamming you and i will implore everyone in the server to also spam you
Bro if you want a buttplug just pmay ULTRAKILL
I think I can like have a dictionary of user IDs
And if a message comes from a specific user
"hmmmm yes, this one is from bruno"


gonna develop rectal hypersensitivity to discern who's dm'ing you
this is the future in the making
imagine the military applications
You are currently witnessing my genius at work
too bad i'm closer to an ork engineer than a programmer or i would help you
if you ever need anything punched so hard it starts working just give me a call
I'm sure I'll figure it out
I am actually okay at programming
I just have to learn the discord API
And I guess the Buttplug API too
Sure sure
bet
i made a paragon, but a bush blocks it and the paragon is useless sadeg
He's right yk
damn 
yeah this is why every picture of my ass makes it look so big

Hey yall, can we get this added into GAMMA, thanks https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ln3zzx/i_made_a_living_fn_fal_in_spore/
@gork add plz
That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen and now want one. Bravo.
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dont understand.
blahaj!
We live in a swamp.
Try uninstalling it now.
hmmmm
literally me
awesome knife

Hru?

the camera conveniently installed in my bedroom:
How come i want most characters that i want drawn like "i will kill you" but irl i am like "please pick me up even though i am tall"
breaks your neck
You have seen nothing
so glad they legalized switchblades in texas again
Oh god
whatever you do dont look up ender dragon in gifs
looks shit ngl
news update
I got no clean plates for me breakfast
worst morning ever
I'm going to kms (and wash the plates)
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hey guys did you know that there are phantom necromorphs in new game plus
i didn't
the uhh
🦐
Fine then chocolate it is
Idk why but it has to be said
The headless horseman is literally a grindset noone might get
need a bloodsucker to join the fun
chocolate
I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!!!! I LOVE CHOCOLATE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!
Ah yes
UwU!
and more
Let's vote against vomitposting
Tell them to kill themselves instead
This video shows you the Cat Mario reveal clip from the Super Mario Bros. Movie.
#SuperMarioMovie
they turned mario into a catboy

bruh
You're going to what?
Amgery
Schtalker
Schtaker
Hey
to suck them off?
i love this cat
Testicular what now
i hate this
he sounds nothing like mario, he sounds nothing like kong, he sounds nothing like mushroom guy
even their personalities are wrong
who made this
Basically
Torture cock n ball
And i only take head
Oh no, the furries are gonna have a field day with this one and princess peach
sez u
I only take heads
no
although in my country you are actually legal
but my answer is still no
yeah my country's legal age is 16
some countries have it even lower
Oh yeah

I'm tempted to check the forbidden site now
China or japan iirc

germany has 15 or 14
At 13
14 I believe
and i think they'll lower it to 15 in poland too if they didnt at this point
Why tf they going so low bro
same
How come they don't change it
Why would they
What good comes from younger children having to make serious decisions earlier on in their life?
That's what i wantet to hear
Depends on what the country wants
Population growth or saving mental health
they still will
this^
the rules are more like a guideline
or something
i don't know
the rules don't apply unless you get caught

Attention,
prepare to receive immediate non-mechanical reproduction simulation.
That- doesn't answer my question tho- xD
how
How would lowering the age of consent lead to population growth?
i wonder
if you enforce a rule to not having sex until you're 18, teenagers who are horny beyond caring about a rule will still go ahead and have sex in private
russia totally doesn't have a whole fucking "pregnant at 16" show caused by this 
oh wait
УЧАСТНИЦЫ БЕРЕМЕННА В 16 ПРОХОДЯТ ДЕТЕКТОР ЛЖИ 😱 | СЕМЕЙНЫЙ ДЕТЕКТОР: https://youtu.be/zp8QUQB0ts8
5 лет назад Наташа потеряла маму, а отца и вовсе никогда не знала. Теперь она живёт с бабушкой, и их отношения не складываются. Ничего, кроме упрёков и нравоучений, от бабушки получить не удаётся, поэтому Наташа предпочитает проводить время где уг...

6 SEASONS
i think we have that too
I'm asking what good will it make, and you answered they will make decisions anyways, they would've made decisions when they're older and more mature
yes but as i said the rules are more like a guideline
I'll assume by context that's a 16 yo mother?
Yeah she's ready for sure
if they were actual rules, as in "if you go outside of the rules we cut off your dick" then i'd say that will work
Do I wanna know who the father is?
jesus ur such a chad omgggg please speak moree
nothing makes kids abide like a little scare
they also show the father
Is he at least close to her age?
6 WHAT NOW
Maybe there is an episode with a 30yo father
The vid I've sent is an Episode 4, Season 6

nah those are reserved for the news
this lipsync can already tell me that he speaks russian
Oh, wait
They get ya to click on episodes tho so you never know
The last one is Episode 6, Season 6
we need one more 6
u talked with streets a lot, is this shim on his pfp
or is it the big big actor
p!explode streets
if it were for me i'd increase the age of consent to 20 and if you had sex before 20 and got caught you'd lose the rest of your foreskin

6 MILLION VIEWS
bored again, nothing to play sadeg
play Veloren
do you have mordhau
finished the game in 6 hours with just trading
no
buy mordhau
Don't tell me you have top tier armor
The golden one, whatever is the name
the first 100 hours you'll get pissed off for dying every 3 seconds but after that you'll get used to it and start having fun
probably
i just hang out in community servers and play lute for people
i sometimes play lute for people in official servers too
but they kill me to get free kills so i leave and join the community servers again
sunsilk armor wasnt hard itself to get, its pretty much worthless
sunsilk isnt hard to get, nor gold.
phoenix feathers need only 2 parts of thhe armor, i got cape from a guy, the only thing left i dont have is the tunic.
altho, it doesnt really matter, theres almost no difference between moonweave and sunsilk- the thing is, for 5k i already got best possible weapon in the game. there isnt a better armor, the crit one isnt really too great, orichalcum has armor but it isnt what i need, sunsilk gives me energy, = a lot of dashes, and that i can spam bow shotgn
the shit people sell for just worthless coins is insane
your random dungeon loot is 10-20k each, cave ores are like 3k being worthless that you can get in beginning of the game
I got no idea, why do you ask?
meh, nvm then
omg mr gumbito
Sup bruno, how u doin?
doing fantastic
writing finnish prelimaries for the matricular exam i wont even do yet
listening to some bomb music and sipping an energy drink
you?
I'm tired and feeling kinda shitty as usual
Gonna go get me some pizza after I get my mom's meds
I hope ths exam thingy goes well for ya
HIII
didnt sleep well or has the coffee not hit yet? :P
i love you tooo! xqcL

what are u gonna play in dos
the race
Arent u like 16 gumbito
hes 21-20
Ah nice nicw
21 in November
4th january 05
Tbf i sleep like shit too but mostly cause i stay up late
Playing tarkov 
undead dwarf 2 hander speccing into warfrare, necromancy and geomancy
tophatt prolly
No fucking way
why
I did some shit at 16 but i had so much timee
Wait
2005
4th january
madi isnt good at math
How
Madi are u low iq
Im 18 November 05

I'm 17
2005 mfs are 18 rn???
madi living in the wrong year
yes
Yeah, January 4th
Fuck, January
yeah, ur november, january is first month tho
Turned 25 last week

The ones who were born at the start of the year
Happy late birthday to both of you with love
pushing 30
i was born on 1999 and am 23
Thanks
i think somebody had the same birthday as me, but thats one of the ones i hated
30th of december. i'm a 90's kid
Happy early birthday everyone
my birthday was a month ago

thankfully i dont have the same birthday then :3
1998 
oh
the same shit over and over? wont try anything new? :c
dwarfs also have small pps
Slept at 6 woke up today at 9 interesting nap
its a fun build :(
Huge balls tho
but i can try something new
Wait now I wonder
i wanna try smth new too but idk what
Are you getting education

Are you in a college at least
no, for over 3 years, no

Wait what
nothing is illegal, immoral or not in the guidelines as long as people don't know
Dont u guys have mandatory school? For like 10 classes
idk my generation wasnt required to study after junior high here
To not get education?
Do you work then?
yeah, mandatory unless im over 18
Yeah but u said over 3 years
But you said over 3 years now
So u were 15
And you said you just turned 18
yeah
Thats illegal
yeah it is, so?
Depends
Kinda worrying
Really depends
i do many other illegal shit, who cares if nobody knows?
The biggest reason is why
Here in russia we have 9 mandatory classes
Not if it's illegal
mental problems, attempts, school was the last thing i needed at that moment
Go to school while having mental problems









