#🎪bruh-fart
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terrorism is apparently not fun for him, i have different views
eco terrorism ahoy
Interesting


but like how do dictators not come up with this shit
go out with a bang, litterally
what if they have a heart attack
skill issue
fair
how about when you heart stops, all networks will be hacked and despacito will play
cum
oh shit i have to fardd
@rose ferry nå må du faen meg gå og legge deg mann, klokka er halv fire om morran
du og din jævla pølse
european oil enjoyer detected
feilstavet, mente "du og, din jævla pølse"
you should scream "FOR THE GLORY OF MY LITTLE PONY" and then detonate
what about "YOURE BREATHING MANUALLY NOW" (fuck you lol)
fuck off
remember to blink too
@rose ferry "I'M GONNA BROWN" the crowd murmurs in confusion "I'M SHITTSING??!?!" bomb goes off
and feeling that uncomfortable sensation on your arm?
these are worms
tear off your skin
theyre under your skin
you have to tear it off
cheese graters were invented for a reason
skin grater
id play that over any mobile game
where r u from? not asking your adress, only the country you live in
isopod deez nuts
Quick Squingle before I sleep
oh noice :3
Rightful duty to repost it after an hour have past
gawk gawk power vacuum 5000
Donkey Gawk???
i'm in so much trouble
CUM SOCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Piss drawer?
a what now
Piss drawer
a what now

so I'm getting close
is the sock bit that's getting closer or the cum bit?
none
dam
say less
Gn
literally me|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/874555546626301993/1068945302628872192/d0154d81505d0d76ab86966e6148b574f78f9e2b0e1f302b465a849ab5f93df2_1.mp4
:)
Did Kabosu (Doge) die?
Yes
Are you sure? Can’t find anything on the twitter account for Kabosu
no she got sick and recovered
rwhat in the fuck is that
what have you done
I have made a funni
Unfortunately I am not enough of a gun purist to find it disgusting
how else do you do jokes
Fart with reverb


the best humor
smh my head
I think that's Enough
Now I've never shoved anything up my asshole
But i imagine it tends to stay when its in there
That reminds me I need to do that
ayo facts
say less

Found it on your computer
but I'm on a samsung smart fridge
Extracted it remotely with my Raspberry p.i.ece of shit

funniest shit I've seen all day tho
Hold up I'm extracting more files
me playing bob sponge hope you enjoy it
This u?
Love the pfp btw
Thanks
The full English
I...don't wanna eat that
It looks like the weird steake a woman made
Similar to kitchen nightmares
spotted dick enyojer
Hello :3
hoei
Hru?
good, im pirating music
Man....imma do that too rn
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omg kawaiiiiiiiiii
Let's goooo
Good morning Ivan the great
kek
Morning bitches
Step 1. Head down to the Barracks, have a couple of pints with the lads.
Step 2. Cry.
Step 3. Cry a lot.
Fall of Cadia worst day of my life.
#warhammermemes #cadia #warhammer40k #warhammer40kmemes #warhammerlore #40kmemes #warhammer #gamesworkshop #warhammer40000 #spacemarines #memedubbing #fallofcadia
Litany Algorithmicus:
Day in the Life ...
🤝
she isn't wrong though
Hank, Tricky, and the clip at the end belong to Krinkels ! !
Rye belongs to me ! !
audio: [tbh i have no idea but i did find the og video without the sound effects]
unedited og video: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS8DWF3PW/
stuff i used:
IbisPaintX ((brushes;; Marker))
Alight Motion
Ah yes, money. The official language of Switzerland
Switzerland getting all the bitches
Since it seems like they dont care who they make deals with if it gets them money
No not really
They just got rich thanks to nazi gold
And making deals with the nazis
Cuz money, am i right
What happened
Let me guess, lazy happened
Could always be a gas leak that blew up the kitchen
He's my step dad
Waddaya think he doin man
Anyway
Imagine saying froglift instead of forklift
Step dad 
leaked pic from a date wtih me and bruno
SHUSH
I KNOW
I take the white one is bruno
She do be enjoying that water though
Ogey. Rrrrrrrrrat!
his family is DEAD! What will he do?
here is the original: https://youtu.be/EAjddMqv2g4
mestre ensinador (⓿v⓿)
the devs posted r34 to their official youttube community
whats the name of the song
Robot sex
california dreaming
bro what is this
how do babies have so long cooldown
how do they have so much ping
like, they fall on the floor, then they get up, then they start crying
Stop complaining that's a 0.1lvl player
wheres the froge
Do yall think i have multiple personalities?
i cant find the froge
goedemorgen
Political
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS!!11!!1
oh its a dirty whitename
did i scare ya?
@orchid robin
kill kill kill
I’m not dirty!!
Ive made the mistake of putting 2 tanks too close to each other
The moment the scenario began
I am
They fuckin exploded and launched to outer space
Jk
Im dirty in a different way :3
Shower


Aaaaaaa

Kraut
Say the line krautjak
blüntsmöken
i hire them so i have cannon fodder
so i can sit on a rock and plug the pseudogiant repeatedly
i hire them so the enemys have multiple targets to shoot at while i flank
i hire 8 exos so we blast anything to nothingness
you're a grenade abuser
did you try a underbarrel grenade launcher yet? i always catch myself shooting single enemys or dogs just bc the gl is so much fun
picatinny rails brother
Bro that's just genius
That's harsh
it would work too, but goggles would prob be to heavy to wear
Picatinny rail flashlight
well also you would have a GL in your face all the time
i read that a bit differently
So true
huh
Pick a tiny rail flashlight?

pick a tiny Cock?
Yeah
at least the gator doesn't have a gun
atleast hes probably getting eaten
@grizzled meadow assistance
Ayo Torres is still alive
i am, sorta
wah
picatinny rail fleshlight
Purgatory?
Keep on livin
That works too
You could call it that yeah
check out this funny cat
*edy writing a mute rn
p!ban @halcyon meadow making fun of the death of people, homophobic, xenophobic etc.
@halcyon meadow has been banned.
Cute kitter
I was wrong
@halcyon meadow has been banned.
lol the dude was a trainee too
danke
what does trainee role even mean
Literally L
youre gayer than most

Uo
It's Madi's xp system
ok? thats new right
glad you asked
I am fucking dying
Why
Yeah it's new, the more you talk/type the more xp you get
omg fishe
What's up brother
ill
Damn..
Falco has all the roles if you wanna check them
they should give me experienced rn i've been here over half a year and have thousands of messages
what
what was the statisics command again?

Type more and outside of brainfart
Slash rank
oh hell nah
/rank
bruuuh
I'm not kidding bro
She is threatening to throw me out
Understandable
I got xp for being in VC with S5
next you telling me i should erp in #931238326172794881
ah hell nah bruh
Do it
oh no
You belong there

go do erp with a boar in #931238326172794881 @somber warren or you have no balls
id rather have no balls tbh
Would be a funny warning tho
I know
"Don't ERP Scenarios with Mutated Boars"
i think if you did erp with a controller it wouldnt count as bestiality
so thats an option
I got warned for playing with falco's feelings 🤷♂️
ooo better yet, extreme fracture fisting

What
Stop with the freedom shit or I'll turn into duty i swear
Wait
Ya heard me
could a burer give you an erection through telekinesis
telecenetic handy????
Well don't tell me
i know
I had to basically get myself upfront with shit cuz she ain't even helping
talk to the Jugendamnt, the City and shit like that. Your not gonna be homeless there is Places for you to go
Not homless shelter shit
like real flats where you can live and ppl are there that help you
Their threatening to take my mothers extra 200€ away and that's why she threatens me to throw me out
Bc your not working or going to school?
Neither
Nah i think she only kept her around for the 200€
I am not going to that weird institution called mika
there is different places
Yes
so why don't they wanna pay the 200 bucks
I'm just saying that i don't wanna go there
you know there is ways, you can either go into betreutes wohnen, get a own flat and have a social worker assigned to you that helps you out if you need it
the state pays for everything bro
Shit
especially since you got some mental problems
if you get those diagnosed (if you haven't)
Haha...yeah
they MUST pay for you
Well i am soon, definitely
Next appointment with my psychologist is at 16th of february
wait and you didn't ged diagnosed yet?
One problem though it's at 11am
It isn't february yet
And it's like
2 days after valentines
oh you never went there before?
fuck valentines day literally a invention of companys to sell more chocolates and flowers

Literally though
well its prob gonna take a while for you to get diagnosed, also tell him about your situation, i'm sure the doc can lead you in the right direction
if the doc writes you a letter that its better for your mental health to have a own place, state MUST pay for it
if you don't have that they will say nah you can live with your parents
Her but
Doesn't exactly matter
i was about to say xD
Damn
Well then!
if you got any question, (this is basically part of my job) you can dm me
@abstract path take a Squingle
takes zhe squingle
Should keep her from starving
he gets fed enough.
he used to be quite overweight
but i put him on a diet and now he is a healthy weight
Im talking that the cat should keep crystal from starving
NO
Oh so the cat is feeding me?
i gave you a picture of my squingle purely for entertainment purposes
i did not give you permission to eat my cat
then why does it look like a big cheeto
?
How many grams of protein does your cat have
damn
This
i just wish you the best
i call him my man man
another day, another moron posting weird shit here
The first one is not political but I can understand the problem, it can be disturbing
Ah
i really wish i could help
i think the one she was saying was political was the biden one
rat
p!warn @warped crown it's funny but no politics
@warped crown has been warned.

I'm sleeping
?
Rats are cute
It means I don't connect well right now
i have no comment
Connect the 2 dots falco
Do it
Lmao

frogius
WHAT the fuck
YEAH I KNOW
testicular torsion
Lmao
fucks sake why does this keep happening to people I interact with
You have hobo disease
hm
We must “clean” this disease
osha bad
Im thinking of buying a dogwhistle btw im so good at it
Gorilla grip toes
Froge
Toad attack
nah i stg at this rate im gonna get forklift certified
help
take a shower ivan
im on thentrain you fixk
go get toilet paper from the toilet
aloo
I HATE RUNNY NOSE
I’m going to announce to the server when I need to scratch my balls
Ranni Nose 😭
uoooooo 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
🔪🔪🔪🔪
Ranni feet
elp
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
She doesn't have feet
The doll she possessed does
I mean technically she has no body
Cuz it was killed
Absolutely true, literally this case
I hate how Miazaki skimped feet on the best girl in the game
i knew, thats why i posted it
youre too based
You get rennallas feet too
Ranni has 4 arms
And her body is literally a doll.
at everyone
please announce when you are going to masturbate
And she goes on a crusade against 2 fingers 
hi bruno
ranni is just a worse sex doll, she can talk back
:((
More than that
cramming is working?
@heady crow being submissive and breedable as always
what?
applying for jobs rn
She’s the only character capable of actually making the lands between better
In education, cramming is the practice of working intensively to absorb large volumes of information in short amounts of time. It is often done by students in preparation for upcoming exams, especially just before them. Usually the student's priority is to obtain shallow recall suited to a superficial examination protocol, rather than to interna...

need help with your OnlyFans Application ?
hope it goes well
duskborn ending is based
yes that
nah im good, just hit my church with my applitcation
Your lack of faith in the Golden order will not go unpunished
oh damn, you gonna do content with your pastor ? 😮
nahhh were not catholics
whats the difference ?
hopefully gonna do some upkeep of graveyards
our churches arent as cool
Sorry I don’t serve rambling fingers that serve an outer god that has caused a complete shitstorm
dunno, legit never set foot in a church in my life
i only know what the inside looks like from the occasional picture i see
or news story about child diddlers
Noo mis bolas
visit a polish church then
Spoken just like someone with a German officer pfp
My dad was a Non Comissioned Officer, not an Officer
Why do you use your dad's face as a pfp
why not
He's proud of his dad
exactly
im proud of his dad
Nothing wrong with that
I can't imagine he'd appreciate you talking about boys fucking priests while using his image
as long as you dont want to fuck your own dad cough cori
he wouldnt
hed love to talk together with me about it
combine our hate

Sure thing buck
do you have a father figure ?
sleep pilled
what a snoozer
Ikr?
btw dios
He has a PhD in sleeping
you still got the corpse paint dog picture?
The WHAT NOW?
Sorry kid, it's an nft
Yes. A pretty good one
Bro
See how far he used to be
pretty far
Fat
youre right
and i dont want to
I'll send it when i get on my pc, ystava
my cat's got sunglasses
te doy las gracias oh amigo mio, estare en deuda midiendo en varias veces la vida contigo
sexo
because i make machine learning models as a homework mom

I go watch yt now
alo
top funny moments 2016 (EPIC FAILS, EPIC HOMEMADE VIDEOS)
Me after a modest bit of tomfoolery
i would play pd2 during those days with my best friend soooo
yeah
they were
I WANT BACK
I WAAAAANNNNNNTTTTTTT BAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKK
those days i was addicted to league of legends
thank god i didnt know you back then
dmc ending be like
at least now you have chances of getting bitches
expect i listen to black metal and play tarkov
I need that as a ringtone lmfao
from a ditch to another one
TAKE ME BACK TO THOSE DAYS
well nvm i havent played tarkov in like 2 weeks
except once ditch is healthier than the previous one
one
true
i play League while listening to van halen
what lane
v tubers are just professional catfish
prolly could become one
hell i could fuckin become one
top lane is best lane
You know it dog
i aint no bottom
I play jacques
dawg i used to play j4 in tha top lane
WE MUST BECOME V TUBERS PEOPLE, DRAIN MONEY FROM DESPERATES WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN
jihadist jarvan was the name of the account
I can already do that cuz im cute
man I can't wait to get back home
@midnight tree do i get forklift/truck certified?
I'd fuck you up so bad
a cool cta will cure any illness
vayne top players when they become useless after the laning phase 
My experience of league is playing 2k games of anivia mid only
never touched another champ
yeah but they are afraid of being homosexual therefore they need to delude themselves to think they are straight by jacking off to virtual women
AAAAASRGGH FIGHT OR BE FORGOTTEN

why play other champions when you can play a single one that never gets changed
Me play aatrox
Full ap runes
well tbf riot made jarvans W useless in season 9 :(
Lesss gooooo
old runes
god they were scuffed but fun to patch weaknesses
Old fire rune 
yall KNOW a mf ran a single crit chance quint
mine is of tahm kench
but i know how to play every champ
I only played beta and the first 2 seasons
you guys remember the fuckin blood covered sword item?
I had a friend run a +1 to all stats 😭😭
i played from season 4 to 8
a little bit of 9 and 10
nahh 😭
i remember when i was 9
playing rengar
i just filled my whole inventory with those
Literal pussy
i remember critting with that 1% chance quint on old mordes third q
i killed the kraken on my own
i dont even remember how that shit worked
i just knew that it could deal a shitton of damage
Old mord💀
Anivia was fun because if you snowballed you killed almost anyone with a full combo and if you played bad you could still bait ppl with the egg 
Funny bird throw ice
New udyr is fuckin retarded
old mord was the shit
no one knew how to play against him properly 
the rework of him to bot was pretty scuffed
new one is just kinda boring
FUCK I REMEMBER WHEN RENGAR WAS INVISIBLE AND YOU COULD WALK RIGHT UP TO ANOTHER PLAYER WITHOUT THEM KNOWING
havent even seen him
FUCK I LOVED RENGAR
And do well
Then I gave my account to a friend of mine that regularly gets masters and that no lifes league and he got it to diamond 1 and sold it
got me like 50 €
Ye I dont get it either, I take the money tho
the best part of schizophrenia is when you start smoking weed
i got that portable schizophrenia on me gotta stay strapped or the voices get louder
you know
go to the @heady crow zone
sometimes i question whether migrating to brainfart was the right choice
already there
where did you come from ?
newcomers
wait wheres that ?
professional bodybuilders looks silly in suits
Literally based bro but one question
go on
Uhhh
good
How are you?
I feel kinda overwhelmed
Drink milk
milk some drink
Glue
drink femboy milk
drink water
🥛
and imagine its milk
i eat my cereal with water
Squeeze the cumsock
i dont eat the cereal
i only let the flavour go into the water and drink it
being so dumb in main chat brainfart here i come
Im intimidated
me
you
dont ask me why
the classic
but i quickly jumped into anomaly to see if i still had the ak-5c i found or if i lost it
what pride flag is that
your dads
fake
Bruno fatherless
slander
gumbito
p!hug @amber marsh
Daddy
wyd
mathematical analysis
homework or test?
pws paei adelfe
exam
mia xara
xeromai
thelo na gamiso kapiounou tin mana tora alla mia xara
заебали, нормально говорите
anapsa tsigaro kai to gamimeno anapse strava
jebaniec
min kapnizeis
иди нахуй 👍
لا يهتم احد
oriste, elisa to provlima
👍
ligo arga giafto
ja perdole
pote min les "ligo arga gia afto"
mama?
ODLECIEC SAM
polish cow
W KRAJNE ZAPOMNIENIA

W GLOWIE MYSLI MAM
fuck you, thats a national treasure
other than racism
ah yes, i was referring to the Polish's dislike for the individuals that enjoy the company of the same sex, but it got filtered
you mean.gay people?
yea
@amber marsh oi
ela, ti
ti thimase apo paragogous
ma tipota apolitos
i paragogos tou imitonou eina -sin i mipos i paragos to sin einai - imitono
den thimamai pio
3HS LYKEIOU EINAI AFTO
ELA TORA
den ginetai na perases xoris na matheis toulaxiston afto
nai kai tha kanw lykeio gia defteri fora
kai omos
real
ma para poly out of context
Fuck you ny mouse just died
Fuck you my wires got wireless devices
@amber marsh nvm found it
im gonna send it to you so you learn something motherfucker
we both know very well I won't learn jack shit
mf playing on my adhd
fuck you for making me read this and remember it
I had happily forgotten
good good




