#🎪bruh-fart
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oh its just the german name for the AUG
spell AUG backwards
Yeah they make a lot of Automatiques over there
Gwaaaaa
language is fuckin retarded
FN FAL? more like EPC WN
like if you get the joke
Sure is....
thats why I do most of my communicating telepathically
Same
fuck off that's not how any of this works
I got all my friends' brain addresses on speed dial
In case I wanna go hang out over the invisible net that connects us as it once was and always will be
imagine getting your brain address leaked
get doxed idiot
i hacked into your brain and got your GM (grey matter) address loser
I got your fucking brain address kidd...
type 88 anyone?
Let's gooo
speaking of language
my russian learning has gottsn to the point where i am now having dreams partially in russian
i dont understand what's being said but i remember shit being in russian
idk why but these tube magazines always look stupid to me
They aren't terribly reliable either
yeah those tubes are straight up tarded
I can imagine
just use 30-40 round mags like everyone else
friendship ended with Bizon
now Vityaz is my best friend

ngl
i like 40 round mags for my ak exclusively because
my ammo comes in 20 round boxes and i dont like having a half empty box after loading a mag
Airsofters are funny
Drums? Nah bitch I got that
thats actually just a ballistic hammer
circumcised ar
thoughts?
i think that's a good way to hurt yourself
the thug shaker
The Unknown Device™️
pulling up on opps with the unidentified device
pulling up with the laser rcw
WITH THE WHAT ADAPTER NOW
pulling up with this
this'll just make you a felon overnight in US
while were posting guns one of my friends gave me some new furniture for my AK and i got the bits i could do without tools installed right before bed last night and honestly this scratched up wood looks 1000% better than the shitty polymer it came with
Yeah. The grenade launcher attachment. It's safe to use. Go ahead. Fire the Uzi with the grenade launcher attachment installed.
Single shot Felony Device
The Blaster
👀 is that giant bone for your dog ?
Strongest polymer fan vs weakest wood enjoyer 
old looking wood looks amazing
The default wood for the Tarkov AKM looks like ass tho
I once knew a dude that made his own furniture and aged it with details and stuff
finland
and he made some bomb ass stocks and guards
yes she got one about that size when she was a tiny puppy and took 2 years to go through it and i bought her another one for christmas of 2021
Dong grip dong grip
LAZER RCW!
bruuuuh
I know what I got
oh alright, I was just going to say you gotta watch out they dont gnaw too much on it because they can end up having obstipations.
no lowballing
but I guess thats not a problem then
naw shes been going at it for a long time with no problems
Pump-action glock 17
my friends dog had that
gnawed away a bone in like a day and a half and the shit calcified leading to an obstipation
managed to get to a doctor in time luckily
This is in 30-06 apparently
I love the "desert yellow"
Right?
also oh my fuck that would not be a great experience
But atleast it has a brake and ergonomics
Had a fat ass hunting rifle in .30-06 and it'd make your shoulder yellow if you forgot to wield it properly
My stepdad would try to get me to shoot his big ass hunting rifles/revolvers when I was a 60 pound 10 year old
Lol me too but it was my dad's friend instead
tf is 60 pound
were you money
Uhhh 22 Kg?
I was 12 and he went "Alright now shoot this .357 magnum revolver" and I missed every shot but hell if it wasn't fun
you should have seen it when she got her first bone. one of my friends that was staying with us at the time got a bone for his german shepherd but he wasnt really interested
so he offered it to my mom's half-rotty-half-somethingelseidk
and she wasnt interested either
and i had just gotten this little mutt that was probably about the size of a small house cat
and she absolutely loved that bone
that was about twice her size at the time
and she would drag that boje everywhere she went to chew on it
eventually she decided she wanted to drag it up the stairs to my room so she could chew on it up there
and after 5 minutes of trying i had to just pick it up and take it up there for her
27.27 Kg
aww
.357 was fun.
He however, owned a .480 Ruger
y'all know that i shot my first monitor right?
my dog sadly has chronic gastritis, so no treats and a strict diet 
He bought a fuckin' deagle at one point 
aw rip

the hole is still on my wall
Computer monitor or lizard

Had a gamer moment I see
certified gamer moment
One of my dad's friends nearly died while trying to take pictures of his glock
YOU AINT FROM MICHIGAN IF YOU AINT NEVA DONE THIS BEFO
hey at least i didn't shoot my dick with a gun
she didnt always have it, she caught a dove once and teared into that until I got to her. she probably contracted it from the dove
but its ok as long as I keep the diet up its not much of a problem
to this day I have no clue how she managed to catch a dove
The Glock and Balls™️
Poor dog
that mustve been one stupid dove
rip birb 
who knows maybe her stomach flora will recuperate some day
also i gotta go back to work stuff now see yall in 20 minutes
doctor said that it might happen
cya gamer
im sure thats totally practical
gn gamer
G MkIII 6
Willing to go down to $2,960
you know what? fuck you carryhandles your mosin
get 2x scoped idiot
Idk why they wanted it to fold
god
why the AK74 brake?
has left us
Grok pls
i know that stock is an actual thing they made for lugers but the rest of that idk man
Is that Vanguard or BFV?
im gonna guess vanguard
That's mild by Vanguard standards
I'm pretty sure they said fuck it and added an F2000 at one point
because holy shit the things ive seen from vanguard
didnt vanguard add fuckin red dot sights too?
These are all in Vanguard
And nobody is gonna stop me
idek what im looking at there
that looks like some weird SKS with a sideways magazine
okay idek what that could be
I'm not as good with obscure world war stuff
That's the one from BF1
I'm so good at this
yeah my world war whatever gun tech is a bit rusty
that looks like an mp40 if it was from wolfenstein

@fading shuttle y r u still grey
they deadass removed my experienced tag
save so good there's literally mfs on my dms for it, but nah, novice.
you deadass have 809 messages total in the server
How many do I have
you deadass have 3683 messages total
I am never texting here again, I need to go outside more
Falco deadass has like 120k messages total
Please sir... please share some of yours with the peasants...
Falco has been here since the dawn of modern technology though
damn i need 12679 to upgrade my system the way i want
TLs
bitcoins
sacrifices 
What the fuck is this 
new stalker 2 trailer
haHAA
Goddamn the Darkest Dungeon narrator is
Like, Top 5 all time for me in Voice Acting performances
How are y smart enough to play that game
It's a game that requires you be smart?
Consent?
@mellow yoke overmodded ump-45:
consent to be looked at in a public space?
I was wondering why tf someone pinging me in brainfart
I just mean it's not the biggest gotcha ever
and yes im that boring mf who likes to annoy ppl
A lot of people like sex but don't also want to be weirded out in public
also i started packing my shit to go home because i thought it was 11:50-something here
and i was about to clock out when i checked the clock one last time and saw it had just turned 11
i deadass have 4983 messages
why not just exile everyone to brainfart that way nobody could meme around in #╓☢stalker-chat
you deadass have a new rank
what the fuck
eldritch horror beyond human imagination
me when the leveling system has levels
you deadass have only 676 messages outside of brainfart
Madirex have you ever come
I deadass have most of my conversations end up being with the tech support team or the tiny racist people that live in the vc 24/7
Hence I live here

tiny racist people seems right
I swear the guy named Coom in the vc has never left it
I’ve always seen him in there
yeah the guy just lives there
he's a local
I am right now
Clearly
Pics or didn’t happen
as expected from a sucrose main]
i mean Coom is active in damned mods too
Madirex is 17.
Why am I a main of a sugar product
And water is wet, what else is new
I doubt the mod needs defending

damned mods being a Fallout 4 modding discord server that for some reason has gqy porn in its meme channel
i am not kidding
I will take your word for it
I don't know about Russia or Enjoy's country
But that would be CP here in America.
what
i am literally coming
home from school
age of consent is 16 in a number of states come to think of it
i have asked Madirex to cum as a minor
I live in maple syrup
brother your mind is fukd up 
I will refrain from answering that question
wait
wait this isn't what you asked
fr fr
I swear I can physically hear Mads brain cells firing off
farted recently
He deaded
that last video got him
since we posting cringe vids
lil bro i gave you xp manually
HAH REKT
I reject your reality and acknowledge only my own
Madisex gave me xp manually too

respectfully 
How about you acknowledge some bitches?
i ain't saying no homo
would smash
straight up
I prefer Ret lady
Comes with bonus ret for pet
Last time I did was in middle school, never bothered afterwards

Too much effort
same
that'll be enough brain fart for tonight
The better joke would have been
"That's why I'm talking to all of you."
the party is just starting

I was never good at jokes in school either
Last I checked mine was buying a new 3D printer
Oh, boy, here we go again.
His hobby atm is making simple computers to do funni stuff
Like a motion sensor activating a light strip and such
i mean
we all know that
all tomboys are hidden in federal reserves right?
so we gotta raid it
Why’d you think Alice was banned
They escaped the reserves

because it was not, in fact, a tomboy
I’ve just been fiddling with songs and getting them to be played through the stalker radio
If I can’t kill a duty member while listening to Tevvez it’s not worth it
Damn my garage is cold
i can fix him

gn brainfart

Excuse me where did thks snow come from
Mad clearly took some of his snow and threw it into your backyard

Where I work at has speakers that play one song I associate with a CSS custom map
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im in the drive thru line at whataburger and someone is blasting balls in your jaws
balls in yo jaws
balllls in yo jaws
Since Alyx is quite alone during the combine invasion, and Russ gets on her nerves sometimes, she has to make friends along the way...and she did.
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Song: Happy Together - The Turtles
i got the other bits on my ak and now it looks like an AK should
@eager igloo imma touch yer bread
Don't touch my bread
Anomaly AI is sort of predictable even with hardcore AI
You are predictable when I dip you in boiling milk
GAMMA AI is pretty damn agressive as of late
Noooo not the milk
Kato! Crystal is NOT a biscuit!
You put these in milk?
Idk I see them for the first time
SHUT UPPP

Damn bro chill
Hello
Alo
Omg such a dilemma
Watch the morning news
Or the live action garfield 2 movie
That's sound like not a dilemma at all
No
FINALLY THE PSY HELMET IS READY
Squingle
P!hug @amber marsh
Time to fuck some zombies up
Bruno joined the awake gang
It literally just begun
Alright nice
Also what is this
Its me hugging gumbito
No sleep
good morning
shup ut
no.
Ivan alo
if you do not like it
leave
no

Bro this image has been circulated around brainfart so much
go away silly American
gmm bruno
its been circulated everywhere
poor fat kitty
This is brainfart
One braincell
wdym, seems to be enjoying it
hell, i look the same when i smush my face against the window too
Is your fucking profile picture from bad company? 
Ahahahaha thats great
Only now realised it
what's with the doomguy face.on the bottom right
Yeah i decided to keep watching the garfield 2 movie
Aannnddd
I think i regret it

L
What now
space shooty gaem
valid
hm idk, big explosions
Play Cruelty Squad
No
k, not a pilot
Imma go on anomaly and restore that vss vintorez
skill issue
Were queer but not that queer
Did they shoot someone or had group sex on duty?
Number 1 i believe
one of hte guys i used to play tarkov with was a full send andrew tate fan
💀
he was full into victim blaming and shit
Put him out of his misery
Also
what happen
@narrow lotus can i dm you a vid so you can judge whether i can send it here
DM me as well, I'm intrigued
It has america and oil in it
I still hate agroprom underground
I hate the hordes of cats spread around the swamps
Me asf with shotgun:
Where do i recognize that song from
I dunno but I recognized it too
Goosebumps
📠
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Florida
jurassic park 2023
Florida is a PVP enabled area
Does anyone have that STALKER video with cats
Sadly non
tbf so are US school zones
Wat
Interesting
Why a snake
do you not know the confederate snake?
Nope
The Gadsden flag is an historical American flag with a yellow field depicting a timber rattlesnake coiled and ready to strike. Beneath the rattlesnake are the words: "DONT TREAD ON ME". Some modern versions of the flag include an apostrophe.
The flag is named after politician Christopher Gadsden (1724–1805), who designed it in 1775 during the Am...
these days used by right wing peeps
bruh
honestly a better flag design
Well, reading the wiki it says the left uses it too but for less extreme means
in the US maybe yeah
i have nbever seen it used by the left in the EU in 30 years of being active
i see
the US is confusing to me anyway
all their antifa bullshit talk
like, 99% dont even understand where that comes from or what it is
this is what i grew up with... very clear, simple - punch nazis in the face
it is tbh
extreme right always reminds me of that dude in the netherlands at his rally
"do we want more or less Moroccans?"
and he's still up and running
NO POLITIKS 😡😡😡🤓🤓😡😡😡
Politics again?
You know we can always talk about femboys for like 12 hours again right?
nazis typically have very punchable faces
https://youtu.be/cFq3G383ZFo
why must people do things like this
The Luger Pistol is a real beautiful, handsome and awesome weapon.
All parts are interchangeable between world war one and world war two - it is amazing!! The Luger pistol is the only weapon with an outside toggle top action except the former C 93. What ever you can't do with other pistols - you are able to do it with a Luger pistol....
Thank...
from what i see, every single US from both sides regards something that they dont agree as "oh thats what the leftists/rightists said"
they never care about the actual truth
what the fuck
no politics pls
now i want more politics too
feel fear
you've convinced me
P-R-E-A-C-H
nooooo, bocher 😭
God damn that video has me coughing holy shit that elevator
The way it all comes together
i sacrifice maja
weasels
Ppssum


Possum
you see, its for people that have to go to work in the mornings, scaring the life back into them
if that were me idk if it wouldve helped
woob
If I was on the elevator it wouldn't have happened
anyone got the not vocoded version of this video?
@steady trellis @heady crow @digital quartz @warm fossil @eager quest @pastel quartz
Me and tomb have been discussing helis since the last playtest, shit will be poggers
Have you seen those squad heli videos?
Squad as in group of people or the game
Вертолет. Как управлять вертолетом. Как летать на вертолете.
Как делать J-Hook. Как делать бочку.
ОТВЕТЫ НА ЧАСТЫЕ ВОПРОСЫ
Управляю мышью, сенса высокая, клавой помогаю через CTRL, на нем установлен PITCH UP, на цифрах загрузка и выгрузка ресов, учился интуитивно, без обучалок.
На тренировке выбери две самые сложные площадки, одна из них находи...
this
Nah
Helis in battlebit are gonna be literally the same
@uncut obsidian
They'd have to fly as low as possible
Im ready to experience a heli flying 1m above my head at 70km/h+
are you ready to be flown into your doom?

I'm still sad we wont get MH-6 and similar helis, but the transports will do
love me some flyin
we should feel blessed
i cant bro
i cant....


you'll lose the opportunity to fly a heli
i hope the flight model is good
please be good
• Core movements of helicopters are finished.
• Networking of helicopters is finished.
• Added windows for vehicles(+ networked)
• Getting shot on the tail rotor (Rockets - Tanks only) makes the helicopter spin and crash onto the ground. If the helicopter was 100% hp initially, it gives a chance for the crew to escape before it explodes, otherwi...
i've seen these i think
still need to feel it myself
i bet it would be cooler when ur actually playing
god dammit
so how long is playtest?
i dont think its gonna be too involved, unless i break out my hotas
@heady crow how much is one monster in finland
White one around 2 euros to 2.10e and some are like 2.40e
At a typical store
here one monster is like 2.50 leva which is 1.30 euro lmao
that second guy is just Ronald Reagan
truly, the downfall of the west
the romans starting their own war on drugs

The cheap cheap stuff used to Cost that much hete
tha beat go off ?
great
the exam schedule got published
the subject i didnt study for at all is in 4 days and the ones i did study for are in the 2nd and 3rd week of the exams
imma go take some stress off
tha beat didnt go off today
why do they release the exam schedule 4 days before the exam ?
D: wha ?
alright so
i go into the store yesterday right, i pick up some amazing rye bread that is sold only here
some EXTRA salty butter for it and some good cheese
i go into the cheese section and i see a pre sliced port salut cheese from a reputable maker that ive bought from before
AND IT TASTES LIKE REGULAR CREAM CHEESE
the day is fucking ruined why didnt i go for some typical cheese i buy
fuck this shit
now I just need to send a merge request
you fucked around and found out
Best kind of learning
port salut is fucking great from valio for example, especially the one thats aged for 7 months instead of their typical 3
but this one is just cream cheese with no flavour
This fucker was gone for 4 months and suddenly came back and demanded food
also the audio setup i had in mind doesent work, i might steal my dads bluetooth headphones so i can use the mic on them
typical cat behaviour
translation for what game?

need setup help?
I will definitely fly
fuck dont tease me so much
current setup is headphones and a headset that i use as a mic, headset terminates into a mic and a headphone specific plug and laptop only has one port. Connecting headphones with a usb c adapter works but headset mic doesent work with either usb c or regular port
but 100% no one's gonna get time in the helis as they will be used all the time
not much to do
I will camp and spam click if need be
same
hmmmmm yeah, cheapest and fastes solution would be one of those DAU dongles
i am disgruntled, had a bad gym session too, went hack squat first and it left me absolutely gassed so other lifts didnt go that well. Also unfamiliar gym with different plates than my usual one
yeeeee
they like - 5 bucks usually
watch 5+ people constantly camping spawn in every server and waiting for a heli to spawn
if we fly helis all day - we need 2 gunners and one or two people as engi with repair tools
flying castle
ill be engi
My dog also used to do that
But not with cardboard, with rusty pieces of a steel barrel we had on the roof
wtf
wtf
wtf
Yeah idk why she did that
fuck are yalls dogs doing there
She would gnaw on it and bite pieces off
eats steel for breakfast
She also likes to chew on rocks for fun
also also
its gonna be toxic af bcs there no anti air launchers this time
she has killed a pigeon
There are 256 people
heli has minigun, probably unlimited ammo too
At least 10 of them are gonna be engis targeting helis with RPGs
watching enemy team pull up with 15 m249s blasting everyone in the heli
not that easy if heli gonna circle at full speed
It will have to stop at some point 
i would love to see the interaction between heli and grappling hook
who will stop them?
no vehicles on the battlebit test range
if it flies like BC2 or BF3 we're golden
tomb wanna watch the wire?
Because they work only on servers iirc, that's the same reason why C4s don't explode
yeah sure
shieet
yea thats what I was hoping for
wait hold on lemme see if my buds even have any charge
nah im talking about grappling hooks from players
I bet they're gonna be like this https://youtu.be/Ozto_69SDCs
Вертолет. Как управлять вертолетом. Как летать на вертолете.
Как делать J-Hook. Как делать бочку.
ОТВЕТЫ НА ЧАСТЫЕ ВОПРОСЫ
Управляю мышью, сенса высокая, клавой помогаю через CTRL, на нем установлен PITCH UP, на цифрах загрузка и выгрузка ресов, учился интуитивно, без обучалок.
На тренировке выбери две самые сложные площадки, одна из них находи...
nah thats a negative 
RPGs actually fly pretty fast, they just drop off really quickly in battlebit
imagine a heli with 20 people grappling on them
shouldnt be that hard to hit a helicopter if it flies low
low means fast, so you gotta know the trajectory
if i remember correctly, dont rpgs have a safety feature where after a certain distance they just explode mid-air
i don't think the grappling hook lines were ever coded to be movable
yeah i feel like this playtest gonna be chaotic af
my bet is 20k+ people
I got default.monster
and i bought bread
and i made a sandwich
day good
@heady crow
beuno did you eat today
good
wait black monster?
reaspn
tldr bad cheese, bad gym sesh and audio problems
imagine jim
fuck its not even bad cheese its just beyond mid
which infuriates me even more
cold
fuck this shit
we on the bars
no
I used to go outside on the bars at 0 degrees
fk a jim
I hate people thats why fk jim
actual boykisser
Haaai brüüno
:3
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been watching these lately
forgot how good they are
:(((
more stimulants?
youre such a snoozer tho
cocai- i mean coffee
Stimulants make me more sleepy
buying mid cheese has ruined my day
youre body is fucked
adrenaline shot
wish i could make it even more so
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
😳
i did not see that coming

me when the plug calls
caffeine squared
alright so i bought some amazing rye bread thats only sold locally here and i barely come here and some extra salty butter to spread on it and then i decided to go for a good cheese. I saw a pre sliced port salut (one of my favourite cheese types) from a reputable maker that has several other good cheeses, now when i ate them together i discovered that the cheese has no taste and is like typical cheap cream cheese sold by the kilo
i fucking cannot
me when the plug vibes
why the fuck does this affect me so much
burn the supermarket
Nah man i get that
i can confirm you are not addicted
ty
I can always count on duty
god bless 
just remember to bring the vodka
da.
oh i ate some amazing 9 month aged gouda last week
the fuckig drop to this was steep
anyways we stay silly and balling from now on
thats why you dont spend premium money on food unless you make one yourself

Mmmmm breakfast
same
yo can you checkout my workout routine
no
mans really feeling it 
couch locked
bros is zooted out of his mind
wait if i remember correctly the ouroboros is norse mythology
where do these mfs have snakes that they based the ouroboros off of them
Why does your discord look like this
zoinked, even
basically same mythological heritage as dragons
idk but flaming ouroboros is a great band! 👍
yeah but heres the catch
snakes actually exist
and they made realistic depictions of them in their mythology
what the fuck is this thing called
no idea
it doesnt say the name in the link
and im def not searching that on my google account
uh huh mhmm
i make some good food
that mf wouldnt run on this laptop
have they made it worth to play?
No
@undone wave
nice
WHAT BE HIS NAME
im an all-kisser except i havent kissed anyone
Kiss my ass
we can change that
no bruno, i cant hire a prostitute. We dont have those in my area
Darktide needs a lot of fixing and as is the dozen people that I played it with don't want to play anymore
go to the center of athens
Don't hire a prostitute to kiss them
nah like the gameplay loop is really fun, combat suberb even but holy shit there isnt any reason to play it since you cant get better weapons 
They'll think you're a serial killer

i will not go any further into that wretched city
i hate athens
i hate athens
i hate athens
i hate athens
vt2 is really good rn after the shit launch so ill just wait till the obese fish fixes darktide
i'd have a girlfriend by now if it wasn't for the fact that my love language of "doing favors for someone and then grunting dismissively when they thank me" doesn't work too well on strangers
Born in the wrong generation
they also cant deal with being wrestled to the ground
And by that I mean AD
fr fr
53bce gang
63 bce gang
Grug
reminds me of the moment from a show " The blark family history actually begins in 1990........BC"



