#🎪bruh-fart
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Co-, oh hey my lawyer is here
p!warn @meager sky please avoid controversial topics and discussions regarding the Ukraine - Russian war
@meager sky has been warned.
Don't look up Mig-15 NATO name
my roommate is not talkin to me now
bro
I swear to god
you fucking sensitive ass mf
someone tells you something and you act like a baby
who are you talking to
What did you say to him
I told him nothing
he is not talking to me
I said gm he said nothing
I asked if youre mad
and he said nothing
Real
Same thing really
its a curse
not really
Might just be general angst about smth, who knows
A roommate is just a bf you're not allowed to sleep with
just a roommate :copium:
xqcL
the story is that he was playing WoW at 2AM with his loudass mechanical keyboard(I have one also but I dont play games at 2AM) so I'm like yo can I sleep I can hear that shit and its very annoying
so hes like yes I'm stopping go sleep
and for the next hour he did not stop
me when my roommate is borderline
I had to go and physically tell him that I want to sleep and then he changed to a membrane one
like
have some decency man
you dont fucking live alone
we both sit in the living room
I sleep in my bedroom
theres 2 doors between the living room and my room
I can hear the keyboard through both
he was spamming WoW dungeons
at 2am
like....
how addicted are you dude do you not realize you dont live alone
and I told you 2 hours ago I'm going to sleep
I couldn't handle a roommate like that either, seems so unnecessary to deal with
but the tactile sensation of mechanical switches > my roommate's sleep
Obviously...
he just made a sad face
I went to bed
and I could hear that shit loud and clear for the next hour

you can play the fucking game tomorrow man
omgg xqcL i love uuu! adorable voiice you habb
but my daily rewards... I have to get them at 02:00 instead of idk... The rest of the entire day...
Thank uuu, I'm gonna be unstoppable once I actually use my other voice that I'm still practicing
:3
hes playing a pirate version
like
he doesnt have it bought
idk how to describe it
like a custom server? Is he playing on NA servers or something lol
Weird that he'd be so noisy at 2 am then
he has one
its from his work pc
my main point was
you dont live alone
have some respect for the people around you
Turns out editing is pretty hard when you do it with just 1 hand
downloading this for later.......
it's hard being bi in a world of straight 
Unironically just shit to be bi sometimes.
Feel that one for sure
true
new obscure reaction image just dropped https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/187105259762614272/1068156410757664868/literally_you.jpg
My entire life
statistically you will get more SO's compared to straight people
depends on your chances
for example
my chances of 0 have been doubled
but its still 0
ok maidenless
fr tho as long as you're not an obese and smelly incel you have some chance, provided you have consistent ways to meet new people
This tbh, most of it boils down to "are you criminally insane" and "do you smell bad" when talking about serious relationships
If you're a good person and you take care of yourself, you'll be fine even if you're awkward/weird, or as some might say, #Sillay
I pull all my bitches by being silly
does being a criminal also count ooorrrrrrr
crack one open 
So smol
I must get even sillier then
how does this bot work
Probably depends on if you're more into "illegal distribution of media" or "human trafficking" at that point 
lmao
damn
somewhere in between
my roles were taken away from me and ive been given this instead
ivan got master role just by complaining in tarkov
the "are you clinically insane" question is quite tough
tarkov channel*
3.452xp```
mods just gave me level lul
2.502xp```
holy shit
302xp```
/level
HA
Wow ok
@grizzled meadow what do you have to say in your defense
// You've reached 88% of level 13
948 xp```
also am i supposed to have novice or no role?
girls give me headaches
boys give me head
929xp```
Not really, being criminally insane is a pretty specific criteria lol
It's like sociopathy, psychopathy, full on violent delusion, etc
I wish
how tf did i go up 12 levels
my homies are many my bitches are none
Go talk in other channels
Madi is giving manual XP to people with lots of messages
oh that makes sense
i see
And yes you can't get XP in here
how tf does he calculate that shit lol
I am the system administrator. My voice is my password, rank me up fam.
ON WHOSE ORDERS
Shame, should be double xp in here 
1984
total messages - messages in brainfart
MINE
nice one bro im asking how tf does he calculate all the messages to xp

I got 5k less than ivan
ON WHOSE AUTHORITY AND PARLIAMENTARY DECISION
iirc he said he ranked top 100 members
eehhhh, the one with sylvester stalonne was kinda mid
the previous judge dredd movie was better
Nerd
who is number 1 tho?
High on what?
WHO OPPOSES ME
Wow
good question
these nuts
Iirc syno
🥴
ah yes, the greek against the turkish, goliath versus david
more like the racist vs the racist
@uncut obsidian yo wusgood g
yup it's Syno
haii madi!
thats just the balkans
shut up
tiger of the river what is your wisdom
caveman
Build lighter tanks you cuckolds
Take more pervitin
actually the problems the germans had was the fact that their tanks needed a lot of maintenance and werent as resilient not in armor but internal mechanisms that just werent resilient enough to work in prolonged periods of time
walt jr glowup
Wehraboo
when ppl start demonstrating strangely high levels of knowledge about nazi german vehicles
yoe??
i heard ur giving out manual xp
:DDDD
which is why despite the allied tanks having lower calibers or maybe even less armor than their german counterparts, they performed better due to these soft factors with them being easy to maintain and being more resilient
?
watch lazerpig you finnish femboy
Nah
do it
the apple deal is still on the table Madi
thank you mady
Heloe
Im gonna watch Historia Civilis
madi*
mada
Aksel hiiii
over a scotting pig talking about tanks?
How do you do my fellow racists
Damn I love learning about... Old tanks that have been out of production for 75 years
Can I get some XP
Whatsuup
yes
actually no i said that wrong
Saturday is the next one
Im on da train
for FUCKS sake GHADHNUIABNDIUKHJWAJGBHDN2I8UYAOHDJBNH2U2D im busy every saturday ENTIRE day
over a.GAY scottish pig talking about tanks?
hi hi hi hi hi hi h ihi hi hi hi hi hi
they are always saturdays from what I can tell
Picked up some fresh converses, bout to test them out tomorrow at the gym
Insane lower day coming up
Heyyy haaai

Theres a dude here that has a belly that hangs to his knees at the train
man if only they were friday
i swear
https://tenor.com/view/dave-chappelle-need-gif-21451408 "can I get some xp"
YEAAAAAAAAH
nope
they shouldve been friday
take shelter there
you legit chatted ONLY in brainfart
im gonna go commit an uprising in the battlebit server for the playtests to be put on friday brb
Played veloren with you for nothing
this is an XP robbery
SMH
It's like gta all over again, "can I have money drop pls"
Need that insane lower of yours rn bro
gonna rise to power and then hold everyone at "ban-point"
nuke the server if they dont become friday
@digital quartz battlebit in 2 days?
does he look like this
sure sure
No
sad
Nahh im small rn. Youre way bigger than me down there
He's probably a gypsy
😳 we going to fly helicopters together ?
romania moment
I can be your repairman
i wish i could come too
but
its satruday
saturday*
so gg
im not yo papi 
Daddy?
Interesting hypothesis, let's see the documentation for your claim
huh
oh no
You first 😳
lets see paul allens documentation
Oh he's so small and submissive hahaha
haha floppa
Imagine getting a boner at the train hahaha
not entirely sure you have a say
Couldn't be me
PATRIARCH, I REQUIRE POINTS IN AN AMOUNT ACCORDING TO THE AMOUNT OF WORDS I HAVE TYPED IN HERE
in?
I have tho
How do I look at my stats again?
/me
krill issue
hahahahaha
ok guys
lmao
BRUNO IS FUCKIN 6?
no it was him
Okay but I am almost Top 100 of users
i did that on purpose so cori saw
he was supposed to click the command that showed up
madirex
#1 of the people 
Im not 6 what
Syno
worth 0
hey hey you dont have to project
Damn youre kinky
messages in brainfart do not count for xp
@ruby minnow fight to the death, winner takes the throne of most messages in gamma
get skrolled
mf has the kama sutra with him
I dont think the atheists are the people you need to checkmate in that case
depends
we have some "enlightened" atheists that share a lot of points with the christians but act like they are still superior
this might suit this channel
Omg freeee him
dont open that thing 
UNLEASH THE BEAST
Duality of man
I'll still consider myself insane

Im da joker baby
Do you have the grippy socks to back up that claim
You'll never be more insane than me smh
that him ?
cuz its vague enough to not be a dog
what
i hate you
The forced mental healthcare socks
The psych ward grippy socks
Germany june 2023?
uhhh okay ?
Oh lawd he comin
Buy the track: https://simonviklund.bandcamp.com/track/steal-from-the-rich-give-to-myself
LYRICS:
Call me crazy, call me insane
The jester and the king are one and the same
The question of who really runs this freak show
Will have you rattle your brain
The sharpest elbows, the sharpest of minds
No compensation for the honest and kind
I'm...
i love this track so much
sure sure
I'll give it a listen
I need those shirts
If it's hiphop you are dead
!1984
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oh my god, dangerous free birth control and sexual orientation counselling, HOW FAR HAVE WE FALLEN FROM GRACE FOR SUCH CRIMES TO BE ALLOWED
i need the drugs shirt og my god
me fr fr
i love how they just put a picture of an ape and the text "my ancestor"
@orchid robin ok you live
Dibs on the my ancestors one
huh?
share?
i fucking NEED that kids shirt that just says "drugs 💀"
Ill wear it on weekends
Right?
hmmmmm but that would be kinda unfair that you only get 2 days
@orchid robin
fuck hiphop
Yea
Those darn kids and their hippy hop music...
Background - http://imgur.com/gSLRQ29
Lyrics:
Did someone leave the stove on?
Or did my darling just walk by? (Did she just walk by?)
She's hotter than a bright July
She is my cutie pie (She's my cutie pie)
Did someone turn the heat up?
Or did my love walk in the room? (Did she walk in the room?)
Oh, just a little whiff of her perfume
M...
i love this one too
i love so many songs
payday my beloved...
i dont love people
Not even me?
lemme rephrase
i dont love most people
:33333
damn he got that battle-scarred fortnite ak
borderlands:
My favorite part is the casing used as a charging handle
Rust AK

if its porn
im saving it
Hansel posting
HANSEL POSTING
ong tho
Pusheen my beloved
Pusheen my beloved
Literally me
Good ....
DECAPITATED CAT HEAD NEXT TO A BLANKET
i ated he 😀
nom

dellor
why does every1 have a color exept me
nah this is cap, you have like 4 hands in your mouth at the dentist
madirex didntl ike u
implying anyone likes you?
better than being background grey 
in-game
i have now realized the meaning
omggg! i want veteran name too! it looks so cute
novice people are irrelevant because their name sinks in the background
they disappear
racism
it is unjust but my people will have their time
✊ unite grey names
@warped elm everyone discriminate against racc for not having a color
Eating good
@heady crow
Wish i had a monster
yooo i just had the same combo but sweet hot red chili tortilla chips
Same
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this is just reverse racism
you relapsing ?
He's one of us now
✊ grey names unite
Only a few more days
✊
we will free ourselves of the yoke of oppression ✊
And get YOKED
Also cori i got the converses, i feel more queer than ever
perfect timing
Converse aren't queer
truee omg
Omg its the channel boytoy
Tho converse are definitely boymoder shoes
Hihiiii
same picture
oh that reminds me
i joined clear sky in my current playthrough
dont regret it
they dont rob me of my money
i only played clear sky
yes but you have to live in a swamp
a necessary evil
says who?
He can live in the generators if he wants
mhm it is a very secret technique
i see
tf is this abomination
me
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
Ivan
WOOOOO CATBOY!!!
welp time to kill ivan for beinga crime against nature itself
NOOOOO
its me ❤️
YES, BEN GARRISON CUM EDITS
is that what it was all about ?
yea
damn the US kinda kinky
Ivaan aloo
ok
the jester and the king are one in the same
alooo bruno :3
U been nice today?
Very good very good
Back at a proper gym after 3 months
Bruno been a bad boy and has been slacking on his anime homework
Next arc is gonna go insane
bad boy uwu~
imagine slacking on anime homework
Neat, so roles are finally a thing?
ive been slacking on real homework
I'm going insane
unfortunately
Eh, better late than never
He is onizuka
WHERE DID THAT BURDER GO
BURGER
Mood
inhaled
its not a mood
its a constant state at this point
Can I post the entirety of Puss in boots embed
ah yes, people in anime dont eat things, they teleport them to a pocket dimension
please do so we can have a Puss in Boots watch party in here
JUST DO IT
Discord tos
i mean, i know a site, i can just stream it
just now?
oh no not the LeBron shorts
hell i can even stream netflix shows since ive figured out how it works
I HAVE STREAMED NETFLIX SHOWS

@hoary elk
where's the hardcore porn of him
Mr gumbitioo hii
The council (me) has decided that today is leg day
Heyo!!
ive streamed heartstopper to an audience of 3 people after they kept harassing me to do it
Omg bruno u r blue!!!
How was the flight?
Yessss
WHY AIN'T I BLUE
cuz youre poor
Not enough time outside brainfart :(
because we grey names are an oppressed people ✊




BEHOLD PEONS! MY NAME IS NOW PINK!
and we shall keep it that way
we do not care

so.gay
g a y
grim coming out of the closet
@amber marsh u doing good brother?

they want us to be of no significance like the discord background ✊ but we will rise mark my words brother in grey
Y'all are just bullies
and we will whitewash our crimes against you by calling it a "war of rights"
huh?
dude this chips bussin frfr
No shit
Oh, congrats.
what was the flavour again ?
"yogurt and herbs"
still tho aint nobody care
✨
Aight time for a midday gym sesh because my body will not stay motivated forever
oh shit that sounds kinda good
it is
Plan changed for me. Bout to hit a lower day at 8am
doin okay, my stomach is acting weird but I'm aight
What u training today?
diogenes bringing a fully plucked chicken to ( i dont remember who said that phrase) telling him to eat shit
herbs always good
👍
Ookay nice to heaaar
sitting in lobby 1 cuz lobby 4 is getting mighty spicy
Fine! I don't need your approvals!
PLATO
Plato iirc
IT WAS PLATO
Ye

...
Legs baybeeeeee
BEHOLD
Cya
you need our disapproval
Time to squat for several hours

Bout to get a sickass glute pump
enough
let me guess
(I'm going to hip thrust that much)
not enough
*that despite your weakened state and sick stomach you are doing fine
Bruno weighs ... 80kg ?
BASED
no 90
BEHOLD, A MAN
Around 81kg morning weight
I'll talk to yall later bois
Cya aksel
Damn I’m around 54kg
fuck andrew tate or jordan peterson or "the liver king"
how tall are you ?
DIOGENES IS THE TRUE MALE ROLE MODEL
damn
Damn, how tall?
Bøi could bench you so easily
fuck the react gave me a role

5’ 7” me smol
welcome brother in grey
@grizzled meadow remove the role from me, tyty
i dun wan it
45-60 chads
welcome to our eclectic brotherhood of the misfits and the oppressed
Ye figures, im 184cm approx
Just bulk to 154kg
all he had was one bowl......and he got rid of that as well
What did you do?
i reacted with 🤝 on Duty's behold a man
i think we need a solution for you
alrighty
some final one that will end this
and the bot gave me a level up and a role
In here you mean?
yea
Damn
you think i venture outside of this?
@stone blade
No more reacts for Ares
my brother and sisters in grey will be free again
wtf
what do
he really got rid of his role
falco best mod ❤️
ayo
ρης
where the α at
hello ρης
gone.
How in the hell you have 510 XP
I can't believe this, now the mods have stooped as low as to steal my fellow grey brothers
lmaoooo
oggi alle

Hm
magic
when people woud rather spend money and not just put on the fuckin seatbelt
You've been un-citizen'd
The bolt from bolt thrower
/rank clear
It's funny cus I looked it up on amazon and they had them
they also had one of them selected as "amazon's choice"
huh ?
lies
purple!!!
if i get another one i'll just @grizzled meadow again :)
I am yes
how did i get only lvl 2!! omgg madii
ikr
yeah I don't understand this
lower her to 0
lower me to 0~
And thus the rat race continues
why am I only 4, I 've been talking here non stop for a week, not to mention the rest of my stay here
0/10
@grizzled meadow chill Ash Ketchum
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IVAAAAAN OMG
It's 15:28
no its 4:29
is this role for #931238326172794881 ?
get with the times
I'm in the future
@fading shuttlealex u r grey nooo
i have 21 posts, i must be master
actually it's <t:1674743385:T>
i think its modders that add storylines to anomaly
sooo....
ACTUALLY
ITS AFTERNOON
_ _

NO WAY
!1984
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Good
this is like oeorge grwells book 8914
falco irl
explain this
?
smh
this is discrimination, brainfart should have its own rankings
we exist outside of gamma as a whole
yeah its the FBI most wanted list
old school shit like this is infuriating
What is xp even for
we cannot be judget like we are part of gamma
the polish educational system crumbling might help me get into that academy 
ez
we must declare our independence as rightful citizens of brainfart
i might just pretend that i play tarkov normally and not singleplayer and invade the tarkov channel for xp
What academy
REVOLUTIOOONNNNNNNNN
under section 32b-a of the gamma charter we can declare our independence
Lmfao do it
p!slap @grizzled meadow
no rankation without representation
I mean apparently I am level 7 but I will stay grey forever 
I have been shunned
NO RANKATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION
bro u just mad u grey
at this point all there is left is to embrace it ✊ grey power
akademia wojsk ladowych we wroclawiu (i refuse to punctuate while on pc)
bro trainee color going hard tho
"Hey guys rate my tarkov loadout"
these poor gray peasants. laugh at them
i hate you
oh right im not part of the minorities
I'd pour it in my oats
im dipping out of the revolution and actively working against it now

bro for just a moment, just a moment i got excited
why dont we all go erp in #931238326172794881 to protest unfair rankation
"Guys check this gun I found"
YES
btw
It's like tarkov but with bots as pmcs, and you can adjust the difficulty of them
roleplayers are leaving
its a joke
for real?
that sounds based
there are also tons of mods for it
very customisable
ayo brainfart rp?
another one
What da hell is going on in there
and oops
OH NO ITS THE CUM MAN
BRAINFART SHALL INVADE THE RP SERVER AND ANNEX IT
and of course someone modded a certain army's uniform into tarkov
also we have declared independence from the rest of the server
ok but u do it
you do it
under section 32b-a of the gamma charter we are now an independent nation
nu uh
ye uh
no 
yes
yes 
some moron lurking here is gonna actually go raid the rp server and get us all banned probably
snitch
i will 
imagine not being taller than a panzer 1
I guess you would have lots of leg room on an airplane
Manlets
(Calm down mods, it's a fucking joke)

i just invade the seat of the person in front of me and throw them out
tell the pilot they said they had a bomb

best way to get them off
me walking into #931238326172794881
"WHAT? THIS MAN SAYS HE HAS A BOMB. QUICK OPEN THE DOOR AND THROW HIM OUT"
veloren today maybe uwu?
or slep
i stg if i get banned because some moron actually raided the rp server im going to lose it

Quick let's find a moron
can you ping me ?
🖐️

sure ig
good one 

when you are ready

kill the w*man
can't u just cut it horizontally or am I dumb
youre dumb
Where are the all the stalker memes
umm
please no
omg
YOU CAME HERE EXPECTING STALKER MEMES?
LAUGHT AT THIS USER
XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
Xaxaxaxa
ah
I posted it once already and nobody had any issues with it
Yeah it's a classic blunder
propped corn
whats valoren

fps

I did where else can i find them
bro
that doesnt tell me much
then search it up




