#๐ชbruh-fart
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damn hope its not as bad as my memory
Just this time actually progressing in a good manner rather than caring about weight on the bar
Fr
put 120kg on the bar and snap your right arm causing you to bleed all over the gym
We bout to get a 120kg bench or death
its swim or drown not swim or get tired and swim less
EXACTLY
is it just me or is alot of these type of youtubers just kinda like. basic knowledge and then ignoring that 50 cents doesnt get you a whole loaf of bread anymore
ASJDKAFLรSFAKLรSF GODDAMN
thats pragerU, trying to apply logic is like shooting a tank with a 9mm pistol
SWIM BROTHER, SWIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM
I have watched a few of them. they are indeed pretty mid.
good memes came out of it though
Blue vs red
https://youtu.be/6UQYCHLuR6g best out of context clip
Was bored
Found funny video
Remade it
:)
Tweet: https://twitter.com/CactusCatt
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/schizocactus
it has the edit at the end but I saw alot of funny meme based on this clip lol
Me
so what did i miss
Ok what the hell happened here
Is this your doing?
๐ง
Madirex
what's up with that guy's shaky af hand
an in here, no XP gain

// You've reached 47% of level 1
25 xp```
yes, just not BF
// You've reached 0% of level 1
48 xp```
// You've reached 0% of level 1
48 xp```
wait i know tihs guy
โ ๏ธ earrape
amateur earrape 
I ain't trying to piss off the mods
why did i do this
anyways i have a real channel @reinaeiry where i actually sing real songs fhsdjkhjha
Mf actually looks like trove
my cock vs your ass
those all look like Gunpla as well, which you actually have to make yourself, you just get the kit with the parts, whereas funko pops are just shitty Beanie Babies
FREE?!
Satisfactory
Lets test it out
Real
enough ass pics, it's time for the durability test
peak masculinity
unmistakably
Imma actually copy this someday
Do it now
omg maxim heiiiiiii
heiiiiii
herregud heiiiiiiii
herreguuuuuuuud
Minor spelling mistakes on my memes
You havent even gotten any ass pics from me
Not enough materials to craft essentials
Gotta start farming then
damn, you're right
We gotta fix that
where are my damn ass pics
@digital quartz
I lied i dont have any ass pics ๐
I've traded in at least two thighs which means either 2 thighs in return or one ass, that's how it works
tragic
but acceptable
Shieet. Ill take some thigh high pics when i get back to the city. Only got some worse than decent thigh pics after moisturising them
what, you want one?
moisturizing thighS?..
Yess
why and how
Makes me feel like a girlboss after sauna
And how? I spread moisturiser on them
goes thru ur skin? how.
The hat man? Wsg ๐
What do i farm
Resources
I WANT TO FUCK A GUY FOR FUCKS SAKE
One of my friends I work out with got forearms like that fr
What kind
Idk, I don't usually play farming sims
Neither much
Hehe
Minecraft asf:
Farm money
Skdhjsjdjdjd
Can't now
Bottom speech
Nice shoes
This is why men are better than women
No way your bro will ever say something like that to you
100% confirmed
or well, at least I wouldn't
and don't know anyone who would
I might
my homies always do their best
yes
I love it when my cat does that shit
Fuck twitter, go for a walk bro
Take a hike, literally
It ain't bro
man don't treat your bros like that... unless they deserve it
It is bro
what if your downfall led to you falling down on my lap?
Ajhfjshfjshd
Nvm, go get some gains ๐ช
I know I'm a bitch :)
Push, pull or legs?
Id wish better luck next time
Don't do that kind of split
What exercises is bro doing today?
Ppl ๐ด
Where my upper lower enjoyers at
Today I'll do back and triceps
To each their own man, don't be like that
Nice, you got this
Gonna get insane gains I trust
i enjoy your upper lower bro
I will be like that
Bros its not much rn
Well... time to kill myself
YES
๐
I will change my ways
Grik god grik god
Im sorry ElPedroChicoRaulAlfonsoTejada
bro when i come over i'll make you so much rice with veggies your ass will become like a semitruck with 3 shipping containers on it
Whatever way of training that you enjoy and brings you results is as valid as the rest
๐ฅด ๐ฅด
Bulk bout to go insane
booty bulkers where you at
Hell yeah 
๐
My ass has end up with a upper lower split where i train lats on lower and have a shoulders/arms day on the weekend 
ekte
You norwegians
new dux visual
Thats ai generated isnt it
Yes I do
Fuck it
Right
Right
I'm sorry I'm play baro with a buddy right now but have this
@abstract path
People are fucking retarded
changes voicemail message to "closed due to inclement weather"
Same asshole calls 30 times
Nein
Hold on
Oh scheisse
Oh Gott



Mein gott :DDDDDDD
Donnerwetter.
@grizzled meadow grandfather got this from an Italian place, no idea what it is myself
mรถgen sie auch eine bratwurst?
almost looks like baked lasagna i used to get from some italian place i went to a lot as a kid
cant ever remember the name
Itโs got lasagna in it
A very oily lasagna
@abstract path teach me german
yeah you gonna have the Hershey squirts after eating that
Schnell
Actung
What does weg mwan
Weg means gone
Hm
Schweinhund
Yeah geh is a very funny word
Geh weg!
weg means gone as an adjective and path or road as a noun (Weg)
So a friend taught me a certain word
Yes?
Ferfluchte it was i think
What is this? Looks pretty cool
Verflucht
i dont speak german but schweinhund just sounds like pigdog
Verflucht means something like curse
Verfluchte means disgusting then?
For example curse you means verflucht seist du!
Am I really taking german lessons in brainfart
it just means cursed or damned
we do russian lessons in here too
Nice
Blyat
all my homies hate Griffith
What else ya wanna know, polak?
I have that fucking issue where I am TRYING to speak german but end up getting stuff from russian or portugese into my thought stream and it's a big halt from that point on
ะฑะปััั
So ั it ye or ya
ั is ya
I think Bruno had some great vids to teach you some german
ะต is ye
@slim osprey
i am mom
Me momma 
you got the basics down
Cheese
bro let's check if you can get pregnant real quick
"Mommy? Sorry
Mommy? Sorry
Mommy? Sorry
DADDY? ...sorry"
Twink pregnancy is real
ME WANT SPIRIT R SPIRIT R
Brainfart had done miracle, mito can now speak German.
Yes
yup
Scheisse
half the time when im doing russian lessons on duolingo and i try to pronounce the russian letter ั i just start sounding french
Jay dee em
Day Before got delayed and got removed from Steam
Der wichser spricht jetzt german
this game is not coming out that's for sure
Wie geht es ihnen?
vroom vroom
bro have you any idea how expensive it is to bang a homie nowadays?
My friend who knows both russian and french keeps saying french people speak like a russian choking on a snail
Gotta book a Cruise ticket and all
fr*nch
Okay wtf
I can actually make french accent
It's easy
Baguette vending machine.
Just clog up yo nose
everybody can do french accent
I think there are exceptions
Hiiii
French accent is easy 
No, really. THAT was concerning crystal
Ohp?
upright pushups
Bet
Anyway.
shut the fuck up
Are you dios me abandono?
Si
Pierogi.

An average pierogi factory.
Lowkey thinking of starting to do incline bench and dips. Dont know if that would be enough stimulation for front delts, might switch the shoulder compound movement for a front delt isolating one
Idk
You want death star delts?!
what are these words
just lift and eat
EatPlatesGetDates
So true bestie
It keeps me from thinking important stuff
Nvm getting the biggest shoulders in my bloodline IS important
Too soon...
Eventually when he does die ill just think its another joke made up by the fans
Honey, its time to recommend another simon volklund song https://youtu.be/q6a2ELvld4U
Buy the track: https://simonviklund.bandcamp.com/track/steal-from-the-rich-give-to-myself
LYRICS:
Call me crazy, call me insane
The jester and the king are one and the same
The question of who really runs this freak show
Will have you rattle your brain
The sharpest elbows, the sharpest of minds
No compensation for the honest and kind
I'm...
It's just a game bro 
you brother
in no way surprised
Imma be real I couldn't stomach fallout new vegas personally
It was kinda good, but I just got burnt out
i played it for 257 hours then started to get bored
I played for like 40 hours
Fallout 4? I am kind of ashamed to admit I enjoyed it a bit more.
FO4 is only enjoyable for me with mods
That is what I did
Pumped lore friendly mods in witb gameplay and bug fixes
Made a carefully made soup of mods
Enjoyed the game
Storyline sucks cause institute is the focal point.
Does the hat have blades in it?
who knows
The entirety of brainfart?

Before i go tho
I gotta shill a bit more about payday2 music
Background - http://imgur.com/gSLRQ29
Lyrics:
Did someone leave the stove on?
Or did my darling just walk by? (Did she just walk by?)
She's hotter than a bright July
She is my cutie pie (She's my cutie pie)
Did someone turn the heat up?
Or did my love walk in the room? (Did she walk in the room?)
Oh, just a little whiff of her perfume
M...
Gn krieeg, sleep well
literally me
Isn't sea lion milk very fatty?
dumbass fish the kill em all album came out in 1983
idk i only know what breastmilk tastes like
go suck on a sea lion tiddy and let us know
you can pet me instead bro
literally me
this image goes hard
hey hey people.... sseth here
I could instead just
today we'll be covering a furry inflation game
Buy it maybe
male cooking at its peak

no its not bifi sausages,its a offbrand store one
ngl my Bf is a kickass cook
brainfart
u should get him pregnant
before you say it no,males can get pregnant
I already have 2 kids
keep railing that twink
But thay ain't as funny
Why do i have the body build of a woman
Eh ok
Make it three
naaaaw
Make it look like an adapter
Real
estrogen
Hell yeah boy
But i don't take any qwq
you produce it yourself
natural femboy
estrogen
ancient blood memory
females should be able to get boypreggers
Femboy genes
Balls never dropped
boipregnant
they should fall off somewhen

rips off your balls

๐ค



i wish my heart could stop being such a fucking drama queen and quit beating so damn hard all the time
this shit keeps me awake when i'm trying to sleep
lmfao. isnt that not a good thing for your health?
well you see how it works is
make your heart work at like its max speed
you will have a heart attack
yeah that happens
yeah it happens all the time
just think about the thigh pics you have gotten
that's gonna make it worse
Fucking heart beating to strongly i cant focus on anything else
Making it beat even faster
Shhhh
It's ok
I know we all feel lonely in our hearts
But remember
We still have ourselves
it's been doing this for years
rip it out
i don't take any meds
Idk Aksel the easiest place to measure my heartbeat has always been my chest
Bruno
Yo wtf new role dropped
Why do you have that colour
whoah you blue now
Holy shit
mf is a trainee
Stop adding new colora
novice femboy
its the shitty new ranking system
Bruno is a blue femboy now
The same anomaly had
Smh
5
I Wonder if they changed the xp requirements or what
THAT FEEL... WE ALL KNOW IT.
THAT FEEL WHEN FINALLY, ONE MILLION (1,000,000) VIEWS!!!! - 3/10/2019
THAT FEEL WHEN 100k VIEWS - 10/09/2011
THAT FEEL WHEN 200k VIEWS - 11/22/2011
THAT FEEL WHEN 300K VIEWS - 6/10/2012
THAT FEEL WHEN 400K VIEWS - 10/16/2012
THAT FEEL WHEN YOU STOP COUNTING - 9/13/2013
THAT FEEL WHEN 600K VIEWS - 10/28/2013
THAT FE...
They are so gae
hey bro i need you to lay your head on my chest to monitor my heartbeat when i sleep
@slim osprey
Only if we cuddle at the same time
the fuck is the trainee role
Free calories
Bulking season
vore grindset
Not eating hookers is killing your gains
discord ranking system speedrun (any%)
what that mean
My ohnest reaction
Steam
what governs color
I have the oldest discord account known to man yet I'm still a hwite name
At the same time it means the hot steam that rises when you throw water on the rocks and the action of throwing water on the rocks
Dampf
if your language gets any geyer i'm gonna start making some hot steam real fast bro
also based cat
very nice
I learned that cat's trill as a greeting, to show content, or to get attention from other cat's/humans
i trill my r's when i talk norwegian to americans because it makes it sound cool as fuck
@narrow lotus what are yall doing to the xp system now
Me
you
You
I'm not a femboy but I simply just never pee
i pee sitting against the wall opposite of the toilet
Neither a man or a woman but a secret third thing
I have crippling ADHD
yes
no idea im too dumb to know
bruno is mine bro i called dibs
Did i pass the cock inspection
10 YEARS
D in Durability
bro I've been in the sauna with him multiple times and kissed him. Get on my level
i will
Just means me and Aksel need to catch up that much faster
I also have a girlfriend, so I can't go farther than that ;)
I sit
At max rank, you get access to #admin-furry-stash
Psychiatrists on their way to work
You make plenty of room for Juuso in your relationship tho 
bouta go wander the forest whilst listening to the kenshi soundtrack
You
this one is brutal tbh
i don't know who that is

He lacks critical information
It was just chilling on an unsecured server

She stay silly :3
dam i gotta go meet an advisor at 13:00 tomorrow
career advice be some shit
Got any ideas apart from going back to guarding schizos?
electrician perhaps
it can lead to some more interesting stuff after if nothing else
Electrician
gonna get forklift certified in about 2 weeks as well
Good omen
walt jr glowup
Chemistry 
you gonna whip that forklift around ?
Youre not that guy?
i am not that guy
He needs an entire forklift to turn his wagon sized ass around
you are not the guy
you're not even capable of being the guy
I had a guy but now I don't
you
are not
the guy
What could this mean
It means don't
But what if I Do
then you get trolled
yes
@cedar hatch
watching a video about how kenshi's soundtrack is semi-procedurally generated
maybe i should sleep

When you're up watching kenshi trivia videos you're in too deep
Maybe we should sleep together
So hiiigh
i wish bro

did u play veloren with us?
yes
normie 
p!hug @midnight tree
HOLY shit i cna be a summoner in veloren PogU
thanks, saved
p!explode @midnight tree
What the fuck
Ah so it's Kiryu
kenshi main menu music vibes right now
I wanted to ask that
ye
Falcoo
hand crafted
yes why is my name background grey now 
because cronge
i took like a screenshot for every single dialogue in yakuza 0 for use in reaction images
it's a fucking goldmine
wrong one
god I remember absolutely hate loving that baseball mini game
969
pog
Message nr1 
It's a bit undercooked
what are these roles about
yes
swag
Idk
what the fuck is yalls filter settings
i think dumbass is the block
dip thing blocks the message
dumb and stupid
heh
!1984
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i gained the system without even knowing it
do not abbreviate cyber punk
I'm not terminally online enough here to have a cool rank 
Gn chat
Gn
shleep well
goodnight bro
I need to fuck off and get some work done
Brainfart doesent count torwards xp
This chat is bad for me
love you bro
Love you too Aksel
I will forever stay background grey
I can't believe this
Would let you top me
i would let me top you too bro
Does that make being default white sort of rare?
we're so alike bro
Yes
they turn everybody grey
Okay i go
I'm the real winner here then
maybe the bot will get you too someday
I used to chat in the main channels but the bot doesn't rember
I havent played the pack in a while so my advice probably isn't very good
y'all saw the booster-furry-rp-chat?
classic Spore
What the fuck are these roles?
im forever doomed to be a level 0 because i dont leave brainfart
Uwu
A way to give useless roles without giving them manually
I love my role and i wanna keep it
Yes
And it's automatic
some of the most active members are here
Cuz people talk here so often
Those roles are for people that talks in the server
How come i became experianced so fast tho
Not only in here
I talked like
Madi gave XP manually to I don't know exactly who
Damn
hello im modder now
Yus
cant sleep
roomate is clicking like a madman with the keyboard playing wow
If you only talk in here, no
Thankfully
he doesn't understand the concept that he lives with people
True
time to talk to him
Also hru?
hes sensitive and starts to act like a baby
@grizzled meadow
Just go live by yourself
ez
I cannot
ez
THAT FEEL... WE ALL KNOW IT.
THAT FEEL WHEN FINALLY, ONE MILLION (1,000,000) VIEWS!!!! - 3/10/2019
THAT FEEL WHEN 100k VIEWS - 10/09/2011
THAT FEEL WHEN 200k VIEWS - 11/22/2011
THAT FEEL WHEN 300K VIEWS - 6/10/2012
THAT FEEL WHEN 400K VIEWS - 10/16/2012
THAT FEEL WHEN YOU STOP COUNTING - 9/13/2013
THAT FEEL WHEN 600K VIEWS - 10/28/2013
THAT FE...
hess still going
I love it still
and i will repost it
does anyone want to a brainfart rdr2 online posse
I thought online got shut down
no updates anymore
but its still got an active community
the kot posting is kreizy
whoa you guys already farmed a bunch of exp
the mods just gave xp to me
nepotism
@stone blade
In this meme halo master chief has hella drip! look at the clean jordans! I paid like $70 and got the real master chief voice actor to voice this so please leave a like and comment so I can get some money back :D
you know I got that thang on me
I keep a strap, just fyi
thats what people carry in the texas hood
Too much gae
buttsauce
@real tinsel
to basically 100 people
.
give me enough xp so Im not grey anymore, I will pay you in Veloren apples, deal ?
@digital quartz y u put yourself in incognito mode ๐ญ
i can't check your rank
I thought I would get my white name back
wait
real men trample the small people
if they didnt want to get trampled then they wouldnt be small now would they

Is brainfart exile still real?
always has been
why dont you test it
Yes
do exiles have vc privileges ?
my voice will never be heard
Irrigation is the future
but only on fridays
especially on fridays
Real af
Gonna leave soon, before my brain degenerates more than it already has fr
valid
My brain has rotten away long before coming here
its mostly filled with obscure YouTube Poop references
Gifs like those make me stay tho
ryder was a real one
Ryderposting
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p!warn @lofty lynx cut the crap in #โโขstalker-chat
@lofty lynx has been warned.
Also welcome to your new home
new meat for the pipeline
Hell yeah
Sex
Also i need to play the unhily trinity
The what
i will save this one thank
my homies and my abuela
The new scary 4 bit game
...what
Your pfp
4 ... bit ?
DA-DA-DAMN MAN, LOOK AT THAT LOOK
Ah okay
nah all my homies hate Big Smoke
What's the game called again?
Yes, big time
Music and remixing by me.
Seasons 3-5 remix: http://youtu.be/WzhW20hLp6M
Music and remixing by me.
Seasons 1 and 2 remix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsqdmqRgrIc
FAITH: The Unholy Trinity
excuse me mi hose, yo soy el grando smokio and i want that grass, comprende?
Hey man maybe his disk is just scratched up
Fuck off, pendejo (I think, I played that game years ago)
Or maybe it was piss off
copio up el weedo before i blow your brains out all over the patio!
It's satanic black magic...sick sh*t. #Skyrim quest: The Mind of Madness.
Skyrim Music: Beneath the Ice.
TV Show: The Sopranos.
Sopranos Skyrim parody and pastiche
Deberias suicidarte ahora mismo
Oh right CHINGA TU MADRE, PENDEJO
where am i
Orale wey
Damn the edit in this one is really really good
check the channel out its full of those kinds of edits
My GOG.com page: https://af.gog.com/partner/eli_handle_b?as=1759801311
Music: Half-Life 2 Soundtrack: LG Orbifold
Green Screen: https://youtu.be/YbcuGUzZm5U
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/eli_handle_bwav
Literally me
This is another great editor
Your controller vibrates when you shoot, my prostate gets massaged when I shoot. We are not the same.
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what sparkling water does to a mfer
same with gambling
i want have oragne nick too 
or especially pinkuu
make a mod 
meh, if it'd be for a pink nick i'd do it
SIR GET DOWN
learn how to molest the X-Ray engine and you'll get a green one 
X-Ray Molesters 
A friend of mine is playing Division 2, and while I have steam set to invisible, U-Play will still show me online playing the game and he'll call me out
but I really don't want to talk to anyone right now
literally me




