#🎪bruh-fart
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there's like a single park in oslo which is pretty dope because it has a big play castle that's fun to play tag in
sugar daddys house?
bet
never been that far into sweden tbh
Or his parents house rather
i just go to the edge of the border and buy cheap shit and leave
His parents let him host a 20 fucking arma nerds
homie is looted 
while they went off on a sail boat
Opinions on athens?
never been
From terrible to terrible
thassos best place in greese ☝️
scorching hot with some dumb ruins overlooking the place
pretty shit
i don't doubt it
If you like drugs and scene parties
Berlin is cool
but its dirty
the people suck
and its expensive
and its one of the only capitals in Europe that is a net loss on a countries GDP
krieg if you had to compare thessaloniki to athens whatd you say
although i like the "Berliner Schnauze"
Anything is better than athens
I went to Berlin once and got sick the second I entered the cities borders. Coincidence ? 
people are very direct and blunt
your body is rejecting berlin
Isn't that just pretty much everywhere in germany that isn't part of the more christian south?

Basically advice for visiting greece
Germany and Austria def are the more blunt people, i can attest
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ATHENS
watch out for twinks there is a lot of'em
As soon as i travel mroe south than frankfurt, people become chatty
and fake frienly
walt jr glow up fr
THEY DONT EVEN HAVE THAT
good
ATHENS SUCK THAT MUCH
sounds like you need someone to warm you up
this place sucks ass
Yeah i already knew not to
I used to have a Economics teacher from bavaria, and he said he was so shocked when he first moved here, he thought we all collectively suffered from insomnia or depression
Little did he know
he was right
good luck moving to Austria, unfriendliest place in all EU for migration
ey now
So full of themselves always
Not to mention
wait for him to visit finland 
plains germans unite 
Austria started 2 world wars
now that is true
people here do not talk to eachother without a good reason
Bro my state is literally so fucking flat
That having one hill
rules
classifies my region as the
Switzerland of SH

"schleswig holsteinische schweiz"
Doxxing myself here a little
Is bleeding to death a good reason or do they pass it off like “dw mate, was planning to die anyways”
out here in Turkey if you go south and go to mountains you might just encounter a small camp of terrorists ready for killing you know
if i walk for about 15 minutes i hit a straight up 200m mountain wall
i am also surrounded by alps
second one, we are stoic as fuck
there are a lot of mountains and whatnot around here
daily action
i bet you have a mountain yourself down there
Stoic perk deck from paycheck2?!
nah
sogar euer Regionalverband nutzt den Slogan ?
@midnight tree this mf got a mountain dick
pictured here is southern finland
Yuh, its in tourist books and shieet
Wouldnt that make it weird shaped and jagged
its fucking official
yeah it's 50cm in diameter at the base and gets continually smaller the further up you go
and it's always covered in snow
of course
can't have a norwegian summer without a snowball fight
coupled with swordplay?
axeplay
war thunder players trying not to leak classified military documents
too many euroids, i feel outnumbered
cum
cum
me when i work on the highly classified Challenger 2 MBT, and dislike a video games adaptation of classified systems
cum
dont
You Scandinavians are odd, UNLIKE CHAD GREEKS WHO INVENTED EVERYTHING AND YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL TO FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING (god i hate how up its own ass this country is)
Hello #🎪bruh-fart
cropool hiii :3

how you beeen??
@digital quartz
me rn frfr
crippol!!!
right now fr fr??
also has the new vinland saga ep come out yet
nah tomorrow
I stopped watching vinland after like 10 episodes
THE FUCKING BRAT
IS SO INSUFFERABLE
STUPID LITTLE TWINK
that's what you get for watching anime
A clumsy little twink? Where?
season 1 is setup for Thorfinns character development, you gotta stick with it
read the manga it has better pacing in that regard
also tomb you already know what the fuck im listening to rn
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Own a phys...
sex playlist
prolly their most mid album tho
I have already picked out some of them for specific scenes
thanks again
there we go a banger album from them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgUvFFPsCBc
Artist : Quest Master
Album : The Twelve Temples
Year : 2021
Genre : Dungeon Synth, Chiptune, Ambient, Dungeons & Dragons Inspired
Country : Australia
Label : Out Of Season
TRACKLIST :
- Cathedral Of Glistening Hope 00:00
- The Radiant Glow Of The Submerged Temple 02:33
- In The Abbey Of Innocence 05:08
- The Primordial Altar Hidden With...
i've watched so many kids shows after i grew up and actually understood english
since the number of dubbed episodes weren't many when i was a kid
idk i learned my english from playing ace of spades. First word i understood the meaning to and how to write was attack
same here
I learned english scamming people in tibia
God the greek dubbing is downright horrendous
Fun fact: The voice of vegeta in the first season of dragonball is the same as spongebob in german
My gf is really into gravity falls, made me watch it fully in less than a week
Not because of the translation
you know Tibia?
But because of their voices
I hated the greek dubbing cuz of the voices
@digital quartz https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jFDxB2hWI5s
I was ballin on Rook Island trust
ICH WERDE DIESEN VERDAMMTEN PLANETEN PUVERISIEREN
how many fucking side hustles did you have
women
Femcels seething over gaychads

sold a little bit of this and that
this tbh
You have a thing for rats dont you
Vegetas final form

Rats are great
True
squishy
They do get a lot of undeserved bad rep
we could use another plague
localized mostly in sweden if possible
<- mfers when they hear the 13th bell
also tomb you want 5 more dungeon synth albums? 
i have ran out of funny
sure keep em coming
nya~
i'd cum if someone said that to me irl
Id file a restraining order
goofy cat

yeah i won't believe it until i see it
I am not allowed to demonstrate
1984
Cringe
cori you keep playing with us
Marriage?
smh you're such a tease bro
bloons wave 79 popping farming going hard
you know id never tease you like that
without a payoff
fr fr
Just another 2 years of teasing
and then the payoff is gonna be huge
@grizzled meadow you are the type of mf whod like mf doom
Nah but teasing is so fun tho
real
real
2 year gooning sesh
Real
i'm a fan of the US Airforce now
me
JUST REMEMBER ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAME
I must enlist in the US army this instant
ALL CAPS LIKE THIS???????????
@grizzled meadow
if we ever meet i will be non-stop teasing you fr
all you would do is wrestle mfers 
yeah
its what Gachi would do
yeah
the ol dick twist
Teasing via touching but not sexual
nah it will be sexual
Nothing better than a stronger man overpowering you
Ah yes the ball cruncher move will be sexual
teasing by jerking off the homies
Which is why I gotta get big
if youre into cbt
Lift heavy
Teasing by existing
you know it bb
me fr fr
walt jr glow up
Real
spam walt jr glow up
what spam?
idk
spam deez nuts
Hot
Fuck it, he'll be my new "literally me" character
who be down for vc
Virtual cock?
fire
im kinda shy

come on bro
get in lobby 2 bro
@grizzled meadow
@heady crow VC, now
you better not make me say anything homosexual
Bro join for me
Isnt that what you do constantly?
@grizzled meadow
cant promise that one cutie~
come in in here bro we got the A team on standby
@grizzled meadow and @heady crow
Russian nicocado avocado?
FRENCH? OH GOD
I never understood what "rizz" is
you can cuddle with me cori 
i'd probably get a boner but it isn't anything sexual
it's just due to physical contact
cha rizz ma
Aww, at least he's honestly and that's what matters
Erectile dysfunction
its game
Ohh
if i say i love milk
society just laughs at me
AYO WHAT
Milkpilled
Omg bruh
Honestly i just drink milk when i want something that tastes good and is reaaallllyyy cold
Based opinion
Drink a liter of milk everyday
any other milk enjoyers in the chat
Here

Just advice for anyone who doesnt know this
vibe check
Dont drink milk at least an hour before and after eating food that has iron in it, cuz the calcium will stop the iron from absorbing
basically
don't eat metal
Wait uuhhh
describe it
Mainly red meat has it
i'm from balkans i'll understand you
protein
Nono
@heady crow
Gimme a sec
join vc
Weird
Translate also translates it to iron
falco can you do an italian mafia voice
Its called an iron deficiency
fahgetaboutit
You said “dont put metal in your body” as if i was wrong in calling it iron
i said it as a joke mf
you just stupid
Yeah no shit
insult his pope president cori
I have been telling you this for so long
i already do that in my life
you know like me being a Turk and him being Greek and all that
Enemies by birth, enemies by choice
bruno can you go on a viking voice duel with mcgee
@broken topaz see the Vinland manga has gems like this
my main man Einar
Crop the black bars you troglodyte
i did not post it first
"There are many like it but this one is AAAAAAAAAAAAUHHAAAAAAAAAHH"
It's literally @broken topaz
you just found out that you're a schizo?

Can you name all 59 women
They don’t exist
She’s a man
Fuck i hate orlens ads
Außendienst vibes
there are ups and downs in life
but there are more downs then ups
where balance patch
Lobby 2 (EN) right now
NO WAY
still not posted in announcements, therefore not official 
keep the homies in mind bro
The timing of that message was unfortunate
you gotta be thinkin about the homies
what is he going to post
lets see
@grizzled meadow bro check the messages in Lobby 2 EN
that shit is crazy
I absolutely agree
Well, here I go again
yes
No unfortunately but I want to
its shit

ah
Not the worst, not the best soda either
Its very sweet
Only once, it's like drinking liquid sugar
but not very good
Yeah
it doesnt compare to the liquid of the gods
exactly it tastes like liquid diabeetus
Pepsi Max
So just water with sugar?
Pepsi has a smoother flavor to me
yup it's shit
just drink beer
Cringe
Ye
Pepsi Nitro
Just drink watah
Mug Rootbeer
McDonald sprite is 50/50 at my place
Tbf that shit is good
It’s either flavored water
IKEA drinks also slap for some reason
Or concentrated soda liquid that makes you feel high
in the german army there is still to this day a rumor that the berry water contains a substance known as "Hängolin"
Honestly not as bad as expected
@broken topaz @heady crow @slim osprey https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/701861037334593577/1066786483823976589/EldenRingPlug.mp4 elden ring coop/goon sesh when
Kek
Hey i have one of those
yeah i know
i think cori has one of those
Whenever you want
I'll beat y'all
the video game Ultrakill has official support for it
this goon sesh in lobby 2 sucked
ultragoon sesh when
this pic goes hard tbh
if you want some bang for your buck
why are there two halos
movie time?
ah
It
i watched the Tolkien movie last night
so now i'm dusting off my books
tbf mine are actually covered in dust atm
time to do the thing League of Legends players fear most
Chad
have to reorganise them and put books from the back to the front for the ones i wanna read again
yeah i never understood why people run away from geese
i socked one in the face once because it tried to bite my dog
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this game looks very fucked up
twas a meaty thwack
but also very interesting
that's the spirit
fuck geese
ducks are objectively cooler
come on not like a goose can take off your limbs
surely they can't be that threatening

time to do that
farewell folks
I remember those days
A NEW GOD IS BORN
i got a jug for cold brewing coffee and im wishing i was doing this since forever
filtered espressos for life
looking at the radio stations i am in your approximate 100km vicinity
What did the non-binary prospector yell during the gold rush?:
"There's gold in them/their hills"
“Damn Ivan, the brain scorcher isn’t so bad after all”
Meanwhile, the two guys wearing a psy-helmet
time to go minin
gonna get all up in them caverns
Yep, that's basically me
With enough sleepless nights and methamphetamine, anything is possible!
me
I'm too deep into sleepless nights and other things
Deliciousness, Dante, deliciousness.
beri
bro seeing ecologist suits gives me PTSD now
cause I'm being forced to use one
cause my Merc outfit broke
do u know ecogs have a huge magnum dong beneath the suits
well I sure as hell dont
i want this thing off me
but it's literally the only thing I can wear
this doesn't help my PTSD either
in fact now Im not gonna be able to unsee that whenever I come across and egghead
amongegg
and I'm gonna kill them and go to war with the ecologists
ameggus

sus egg seggs?
thats really fucking hot
..I'll just come check on brainfart later
what's stopping you from being here now
an actual hobby most likely

@cedar hatch
command and conquer psychosis
@grizzled meadow
@fading shuttle
me and who
I have lost all humour
I have lost all love
To be
Or not to be....
That is the question
We all ask ourselves
And yet....no answer
Eat Snickers
You're not yourself when you're hungry
Die
be ||based||
I'm fine
literally you
The answer is obviously 2B. I mean, have you seen that ass?
omg!! You did not just say that :3
I wish the zone was a thing so badly just to see the memes that would come out of it
Also, what do you call a blind german?
Stefan
300k polygons just for the ass
2b turned me from a boob man to ass man ngl
from a boob man to a functioning member of society
would it be better to have unlimited bacon but no more games? or to have games,unlimited games but no more games
statistically you have more of a chance to have an offspring if you are an ass man
what about liking dick more
shut up
western world is boob favoured and they fail to breed whilst india, china and africa is predominantly ass sided and, yeah, you get it
@grizzled meadow
where did u get all that data 🤨
from a single graph that i didnt check my sources from
and i refuse to do so even now
2b is an exception
lets check it
lets realize my study
do you have kids?
You will fail to reproduce
i dont want to reproduce anyway
yup
See?
Bobsism truly is the way of thinking of the new age
why would i want kids
Bobber philosophy
if i have one i will probably punt them across the field
To prove him wrong
im not going into an argument on "why to have kids" with a discord user
you're like 15 statistically
the typa shit i been on lately
Bob do you have Kids or are you infertile from being on gear
AY
i check my gear very carefully
my cycles are well set up !
Whats your stack
i have a kid hes pretty based tbh
Shut up american
nice
unknown laced chinese chemicals that look like trenbolone on the cover
???
and creatine

I only eat grass fed protein powder
ill be a fitness youtube star and will promote a new retarded multivitamin supplement that i will attribute to my gains whilst not showing the camera the syringe and cool vials shelf
its not called lying, its called me gaslighting myself (I believe my lies)
And only after you have grown in size by changing your content and alienating your original fanbase, on the way you broke the promise of not having sponsors/promoting supplements that dont work
liverking moment
Got anything new from dark iron gains?
That was Quick
yeah, she said that last night
He probably passed out 2 seconds after exiting the stage.
worth it
to prove he's not homosexual
To then shoot you
uh oh
Tired as hell, but life has been pretty good, you?
@heady crow
We love casting spells
it's true
my face when the my when the my
My face when i get arrested for sex trafficking after repeatedly joking about being a sex trafficker
genuinely have lost count but I've had 3 chicks, so at least 3 guys
none,all the girls in my area are fucking ugly and the guys are homophobic
well hey homophobes are often closeted gaes, so who knows give it a moment and a few of the cute ones will be on the market :p
yeah i really hate homosexuals, you should come over bro
Heaven
nah i came out the closet years ago
if you don't have a closet to be in you could always come into mine, bro
don't threaten me with a good time
i am threatening your with gratuitous violence
(homo sex)
hvorfor er du fortsatt våken bro
sheesh
gå og legg deg
drøm søtt for faen
man started speaking autism
yeah
it's the only thing homosexuals understand
Breaking bad - hell's kitchen
Btw I'm curious if the upcoming Breaking Bad Super Bowl commercial will provide new cooking-related material lol
This video cost me a lot of energy, it's getting harder and harder to do a coherent storyline. I spent almost half the time on the montage itself, searching for music, making up and cleaning up dialogues...
Hmm
Today I shall play Kingdom Come Deliverance and bulldoze the arena competition

Le hasn’t played in forever
I'd much rather play the Russian apocalyptic game xd
HENRY'S COME TO VISIT US
henry is such a gigachad
I love how that game made me like Capon
GLAD TO SEE YOU HENRY!!!
fuckin clueless idiots lmao
@plucky void btw if you play KCD, is there a good way to get a high quality photo of Henry on console? Inventory picture is too blurry, and conversations don’t show the full outfit
bruh i read that as "get a high quality photo of henrys asshole"
I don't know :/ I played on PC and it looked a bit like shit because of my "skill issue" hardware
GOD BLESS YOU HENRY
FALCON KICK
ELLO THERE HENRY
I need a HENRYS HERE role Immediately
Been playing KCD for a while
kcd is such a delicious game
Damn, oh well I suppose
hope Warhorse's working on the next one
I think there was a leaked photo that they're making the next game be like 150 years in the future
I think they are, just taking forever like the first one
so we're not gonna be Henry again 
Aw
"HENRY'S COME TO SEE US" i hear as i barrel down the street purely to talk the blacksmith into paying me a 200% upmark on all the junk i found on a bunch of cumans i killed
This photo here
I’m trying to get a full picture of my armor to see if it looks better with or without the gambeson
Lemmie check rn
Yeah, all the codex entries are late 1300s to early 1400s
@plucky void I got Herod’s sword from the tourney too
Is nice
I don't remember what weapon I used
how many times has it been now, 6?
7 I think, and the most recent was like 14 different weapon systems manuals for the F-14
or something like that
Oh I missed that one, really again this soon?
I thought the F-16 was the most recent one
13 manuals for the F-15E
Kingdom Come: Deliverance is a fantastic open-world medieval RPG/simulation game from Warhorse Studios. It aims to bring a deeper and more realistic sense of progression to your character but by late-game you're still basically a GOD.
... it definitely wasn't that one lul
downloaded Anomaly..played it for 2 hrs..died 10 times to wildlife like cats and dogs..while killing tons of bandits with no problem..uninstalled right away 👎
why dontcha toss Gamma in there for good measure and die to absolutely fucking nothing instead
skill issue
oh no its here too
HELLO HENRY
pipes the fuck out of sir davish's wife
im sorry, but you thought i visited other channels, and therefore would know the joke
thats on you
downloaded Anomaly..played it for 2 hrs..died 10 times to wildlife like cats and dogs..while killing tons of bandits with no problem..uninstalled right away 👎
I can’t remember if my Henry has shagged anyone or not
i shagged a dude's wife by accident
the quest literally said some stupid shit like "go put on a shirt"
lmao lady stephanie
her hubby's thing don't work so she gotta get it from someone else
Blood Rush or Beserk perk
i enter the room and henry just shags sir davish's wife
poor divish
what do they do
I'm sorry I don't remember much of the specifics
blood rush gives you more damage after your first kill iirc
Blood Rush is after first kill, more power to strikes and Stam gain, beserk is power and stam when low health
and berserk gives more stamina regen after a certain amount of health is lost
Poop
Beserk gives a lot more stam back, but you have to be low health for it to proc
I wouldn't risk stuff that requires you to be near death
sometimes the game pulls some bullshit on you and you get hit when you shouldn't
Fair enough
sometimes you're defending correctly but even then you get hit with one of those special combos
Mfw cuman ambush
boy do i love when 6 cumans jump me out of nowhere
honestly its the game's only fault imo
multiple people combat sucks dick, and a lot of the fights in the game are against multiple people
Yea
we talking about kingdom come
No way to fight more then one person effectively, cause the more you whack other people, the more they whack back
Yea
it's pretty based I finished it a couple times
but yeah getting ganged up on is rough
I’m taking screenshots for an opinion on cutscene fashion
f
RUN, WARN THE OTHERS HENRY
enjoy
HENRY HAS COME TO SEE US
gets le arrow to thigh
shoots random villager in the head with a longbow
GOD BLESS YOU HENRY
Feel a bit hungry…
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