#🎪bruh-fart

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heady crow
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been there like 4-5 times

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i liked my stay there, old city was quite poggers

broken topaz
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Tbf i spent most of my time in stockholm in a suburban 3 million euro house

midnight tree
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there's like a single park in oslo which is pretty dope because it has a big play castle that's fun to play tag in

broken topaz
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No

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Arma buddies house

heady crow
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bet

midnight tree
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never been that far into sweden tbh

broken topaz
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Or his parents house rather

midnight tree
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i just go to the edge of the border and buy cheap shit and leave

broken topaz
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His parents let him host a 20 fucking arma nerds

heady crow
broken topaz
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while they went off on a sail boat

orchid robin
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Opinions on athens?

heady crow
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never been

orchid robin
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From terrible to terrible

heady crow
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thassos best place in greese ☝️

midnight tree
broken topaz
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Honestly the worst city in the EU

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is probably

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Berlin

midnight tree
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pretty shit

midnight tree
orchid robin
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Athens is shit

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I hate it

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Stupid fuckin city

broken topaz
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If you like drugs and scene parties

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Berlin is cool

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but its dirty

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the people suck

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and its expensive

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and its one of the only capitals in Europe that is a net loss on a countries GDP

heady crow
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krieg if you had to compare thessaloniki to athens whatd you say

steady trellis
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although i like the "Berliner Schnauze"

orchid robin
digital quartz
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skull4k I went to Berlin once and got sick the second I entered the cities borders. Coincidence ? thonk

steady trellis
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people are very direct and blunt

orchid robin
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The shitty backwards little town thats next to me?

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Better than athens

broken topaz
orchid robin
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Basically advice for visiting greece

steady trellis
orchid robin
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STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ATHENS

ruby minnow
broken topaz
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As soon as i travel mroe south than frankfurt, people become chatty

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and fake frienly

heady crow
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walt jr glow up

broken topaz
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Up here in the stoic north

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people are cold

ruby minnow
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walt jr glow up fr

orchid robin
heady crow
orchid robin
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ATHENS SUCK THAT MUCH

ruby minnow
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advice for visiting Turkey

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do not

midnight tree
ruby minnow
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this place sucks ass

orchid robin
broken topaz
# heady crow good

I used to have a Economics teacher from bavaria, and he said he was so shocked when he first moved here, he thought we all collectively suffered from insomnia or depression

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Little did he know

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he was right

orchid robin
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Advice for moving in to greece

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DO NOT DO IT

steady trellis
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good luck moving to Austria, unfriendliest place in all EU for migration

broken topaz
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wouldnt even dare to

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fucking hate the mountain germans

steady trellis
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ey now

broken topaz
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So full of themselves always

orchid robin
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Not to mention

digital quartz
orchid robin
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Austria started 2 world wars

steady trellis
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now that is true

heady crow
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people here do not talk to eachother without a good reason

broken topaz
steady trellis
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we have a joke about it

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but

broken topaz
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That having one hill

steady trellis
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rules

broken topaz
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classifies my region as the

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Switzerland of SH

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"schleswig holsteinische schweiz"

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Doxxing myself here a little

orchid robin
ruby minnow
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out here in Turkey if you go south and go to mountains you might just encounter a small camp of terrorists ready for killing you know

midnight tree
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if i walk for about 15 minutes i hit a straight up 200m mountain wall

steady trellis
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i am also surrounded by alps

midnight tree
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there are a lot of mountains and whatnot around here

heady crow
orchid robin
broken topaz
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Not a mountain in sight

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We flat up here

digital quartz
ruby minnow
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@midnight tree this mf got a mountain dick

heady crow
broken topaz
orchid robin
broken topaz
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its fucking official

midnight tree
heady crow
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🥴

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black at the bottom and white at the top

midnight tree
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and it's always covered in snow

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of course

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can't have a norwegian summer without a snowball fight

heady crow
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coupled with swordplay?

midnight tree
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axeplay

steady trellis
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was gonna say

ruby minnow
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war thunder players trying not to leak classified military documents

gentle saffron
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too many euroids, i feel outnumbered

slim osprey
primal kiln
broken topaz
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cum

primal kiln
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cum

gentle saffron
ruby minnow
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cum

broken topaz
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those naughty dragons

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some may even call them

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bad dragons

heady crow
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dont

orchid robin
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You Scandinavians are odd, UNLIKE CHAD GREEKS WHO INVENTED EVERYTHING AND YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL TO FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING (god i hate how up its own ass this country is)

slim osprey
heady crow
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shut up

swift scarab
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Do not

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Cease

heady crow
broken topaz
heady crow
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how you beeen??

broken topaz
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coropol

heady crow
digital quartz
midnight tree
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crippol!!!

heady crow
primal kiln
heady crow
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also has the new vinland saga ep come out yet

digital quartz
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nah tomorrow

heady crow
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ah

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sad

ruby minnow
broken topaz
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I stopped watching vinland after like 10 episodes

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THE FUCKING BRAT

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IS SO INSUFFERABLE

swift scarab
broken topaz
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STUPID LITTLE TWINK

heady crow
midnight tree
slim osprey
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A clumsy little twink? Where?

digital quartz
gentle saffron
digital quartz
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read the manga it has better pacing in that regard

heady crow
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also tomb you already know what the fuck im listening to rn

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midnight tree
heady crow
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prolly their most mid album tho

digital quartz
broken topaz
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im gonna be a little baby boy

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and watch gravity falls

slim osprey
midnight tree
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do it

heady crow
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there we go a banger album from them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgUvFFPsCBc

Artist : Quest Master
Album : The Twelve Temples
Year : 2021
Genre : Dungeon Synth, Chiptune, Ambient, Dungeons & Dragons Inspired
Country : Australia
Label : Out Of Season

TRACKLIST :

  1. Cathedral Of Glistening Hope 00:00
  2. The Radiant Glow Of The Submerged Temple 02:33
  3. In The Abbey Of Innocence 05:08
  4. The Primordial Altar Hidden With...
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midnight tree
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i've watched so many kids shows after i grew up and actually understood english

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since the number of dubbed episodes weren't many when i was a kid

heady crow
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idk i learned my english from playing ace of spades. First word i understood the meaning to and how to write was attack

broken topaz
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cant relate

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as everything here is dubbed

heady crow
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same here

digital quartz
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I learned english scamming people in tibia

heady crow
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you played tibia?

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man you are old

orchid robin
broken topaz
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Fun fact: The voice of vegeta in the first season of dragonball is the same as spongebob in german

slim osprey
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My gf is really into gravity falls, made me watch it fully in less than a week

orchid robin
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Not because of the translation

digital quartz
orchid robin
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But because of their voices

primal kiln
orchid robin
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I hated the greek dubbing cuz of the voices

digital quartz
broken topaz
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ICH WERDE DIESEN VERDAMMTEN PLANETEN PUVERISIEREN

heady crow
slim osprey
digital quartz
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sold a little bit of this and that

slim osprey
primal kiln
ruby minnow
orchid robin
digital quartz
primal kiln
ruby minnow
primal kiln
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Rats are great

orchid robin
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True

ruby minnow
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squishy

orchid robin
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They do get a lot of undeserved bad rep

midnight tree
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we could use another plague

queen finch
midnight tree
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localized mostly in sweden if possible

heady crow
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i agree

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split it between norway and finland

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denmark can suck it

digital quartz
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monkaS <- mfers when they hear the 13th bell

heady crow
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also tomb you want 5 more dungeon synth albums? skull4k

ruby minnow
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i have ran out of funny

primal kiln
heady crow
slim osprey
broken topaz
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Nyaaa

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burunyaa

slim osprey
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Burunyaa

midnight tree
orchid robin
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Id file a restraining order

slim osprey
ruby minnow
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that goofy cat goesi

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"dori dori dori"

slim osprey
ruby minnow
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goofy cat

slim osprey
broken topaz
queen finch
broken topaz
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its pretty hard to have cuddling without it tbf

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one leads to the other

midnight tree
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really?

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prove it to me

slim osprey
midnight tree
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yeah i won't believe it until i see it

broken topaz
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I am not allowed to demonstrate

ruby minnow
slim osprey
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Cringe

heady crow
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cori you keep playing with us

broken topaz
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But everytime i tried to cuddle with a friend

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it almost went too far

orchid robin
midnight tree
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smh you're such a tease bro

warped elm
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bloons wave 79 popping farming going hard

heady crow
heady crow
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without a payoff

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fr fr

broken topaz
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Just another 2 years of teasing

slim osprey
broken topaz
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and then the payoff is gonna be huge

heady crow
# heady crow

@grizzled meadow you are the type of mf whod like mf doom

slim osprey
midnight tree
heady crow
ruby minnow
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my brother in christ propaganda work

midnight tree
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2 year gooning sesh

heady crow
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i love it when the homies tease me

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make me flush like a mfer

slim osprey
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Real

ruby minnow
heady crow
grizzled meadow
slim osprey
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I must enlist in the US army this instant

ruby minnow
ruby minnow
midnight tree
digital quartz
midnight tree
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yeah

ruby minnow
heady crow
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yeah

midnight tree
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the ol dick twist

orchid robin
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Teasing via touching but not sexual

heady crow
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nah it will be sexual

slim osprey
orchid robin
midnight tree
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teasing by jerking off the homies

slim osprey
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Which is why I gotta get big

heady crow
slim osprey
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Lift heavy

broken topaz
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Teasing by existing

heady crow
midnight tree
heady crow
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walt jr glow up

slim osprey
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Real

ruby minnow
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spam walt jr glow up

heady crow
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what spam?

ruby minnow
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idk

midnight tree
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spam deez nuts

heady crow
reef anchor
slim osprey
midnight tree
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who be down for vc

heady crow
orchid robin
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Virtual cock?

ruby minnow
heady crow
midnight tree
queen finch
midnight tree
queen finch
midnight tree
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get in lobby 2 bro

slim osprey
heady crow
queen finch
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@heady crow VC, now

midnight tree
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@heady crowget in the vc bro

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goon sesh with the boys now

heady crow
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you better not make me say anything homosexual

slim osprey
orchid robin
heady crow
queen finch
midnight tree
queen finch
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@grizzled meadow and @heady crow

amber marsh
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LMAO

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THE WAR THUNDER SERVER HAS A 6 HOUR COOLDOWN ON THE MAIN CHAT LOL

ruby minnow
heady crow
amber marsh
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Russian nicocado avocado?

queen finch
amber marsh
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FRENCH? OH GOD

queen finch
amber marsh
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I never understood what "rizz" is

real tinsel
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i'd probably get a boner but it isn't anything sexual

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it's just due to physical contact

heady crow
amber marsh
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Aww, at least he's honestly and that's what matters

orchid robin
digital quartz
amber marsh
queen finch
queen finch
ruby minnow
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if i say i love milk

ruby minnow
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society just laughs at me

amber marsh
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AYO WHAT

orchid robin
amber marsh
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Omg bruh

ruby minnow
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milk is good tho

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it tastes good bro

orchid robin
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Honestly i just drink milk when i want something that tastes good and is reaaallllyyy cold

slim osprey
slim osprey
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Drink a liter of milk everyday

ruby minnow
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any other milk enjoyers in the chat

orchid robin
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Here

ruby minnow
ruby minnow
orchid robin
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Just advice for anyone who doesnt know this

ruby minnow
orchid robin
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Dont drink milk at least an hour before and after eating food that has iron in it, cuz the calcium will stop the iron from absorbing

ruby minnow
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basically

ruby minnow
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don't eat metal

orchid robin
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Wait uuhhh

orchid robin
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Forgot what its called in english

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Its not iron its

ruby minnow
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describe it

orchid robin
ruby minnow
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i'm from balkans i'll understand you

ruby minnow
orchid robin
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Nono

grizzled meadow
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@heady crow

orchid robin
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Gimme a sec

heady crow
orchid robin
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Weird

orchid robin
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Translate also translates it to iron

real tinsel
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falco can you do an italian mafia voice

orchid robin
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Wait a min

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Iron is in red meats

heady crow
orchid robin
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Its called an iron deficiency

real tinsel
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fahgetaboutit

orchid robin
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@ruby minnow YOU GASLIGHTED ME

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I WAS RIGHT

ruby minnow
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mf you didn't even express a opinion

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i trusted you

orchid robin
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You said “dont put metal in your body” as if i was wrong in calling it iron

orchid robin
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Oh

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Well……..

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Kinda awkward now

ruby minnow
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you just stupid

orchid robin
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Yeah no shit

real tinsel
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insult his pope president cori

orchid robin
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I have been telling you this for so long

ruby minnow
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you know like me being a Turk and him being Greek and all that

queen finch
orchid robin
queen finch
slim osprey
real tinsel
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bruno can you go on a viking voice duel with mcgee

ruby minnow
real tinsel
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fight

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fight

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BRUNO

slim osprey
digital quartz
# slim osprey

@broken topaz see the Vinland manga has gems like this

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my main man Einar

swift scarab
grizzled meadow
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@heady crow fuk off

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Mr electric kill him

ruby minnow
queen finch
ruby minnow
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somebody posted it

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i stole it

warm fossil
# ruby minnow

"There are many like it but this one is AAAAAAAAAAAAUHHAAAAAAAAAHH"

queen finch
grizzled meadow
ruby minnow
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fuck that

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i'll just criticize it

queen finch
warm fossil
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wait

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oh

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OH

ruby minnow
warm fossil
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hell if I knew

queen finch
quartz saffron
swift scarab
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Get mad? Just sleep in the chair

ruby minnow
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Can you name all 59 women

swift scarab
quartz saffron
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She’s a man

ruby minnow
queen finch
orchid robin
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Fuck i hate orlens ads

queen finch
ruby minnow
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i wish Aldo was around

digital quartz
ruby minnow
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there are ups and downs in life

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but there are more downs then ups

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where balance patch

queen finch
warm fossil
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what are the odds

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I'm listening to HLM soundtrack at this exact moment

grizzled meadow
warm fossil
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NO WAY

broken topaz
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Attention all brainfart gamers

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I am going to go masturbate

digital quartz
midnight tree
broken topaz
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The timing of that message was unfortunate

midnight tree
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you gotta be thinkin about the homies

ruby minnow
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what is he going to post

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lets see

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@grizzled meadow bro check the messages in Lobby 2 EN

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that shit is crazy

queen finch
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@grizzled meadow boyfriend

queen finch
grizzled meadow
queen finch
swift scarab
warm fossil
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has anyone here tried Dr. Pepper

queen finch
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yes

grizzled meadow
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No unfortunately but I want to

queen finch
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its shit

grizzled meadow
warm fossil
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ah

swift scarab
broken topaz
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Its very sweet

lusty sonnet
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Only once, it's like drinking liquid sugar

broken topaz
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but not very good

swift scarab
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Yeah

broken topaz
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it doesnt compare to the liquid of the gods

queen finch
broken topaz
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Pepsi Max

orchid robin
swift scarab
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Pepsi has a smoother flavor to me

warm fossil
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yup it's shit

narrow briar
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just drink beer

swift scarab
lusty sonnet
swift scarab
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Pepsi Nitro

narrow briar
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bepis

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meh yall western spies

lusty sonnet
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Just drink watah

broken topaz
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Mug Rootbeer

narrow briar
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best drink is

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K O M P O T

queen finch
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i only drink the watered down McDonalds Sprite

swift scarab
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McDonald sprite is 50/50 at my place

lusty sonnet
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Tbf that shit is good

swift scarab
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It’s either flavored water

lusty sonnet
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IKEA drinks also slap for some reason

swift scarab
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Or concentrated soda liquid that makes you feel high

queen finch
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in the german army there is still to this day a rumor that the berry water contains a substance known as "Hängolin"

swift scarab
queen finch
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basically the opposite of viagra

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horny suppressant

midnight tree
swift scarab
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Kek

midnight tree
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yeah i know

midnight tree
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elden ring buttplug pvp

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let's go

slim osprey
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I'll beat y'all

midnight tree
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you can't beat the parry king

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(me)

broken topaz
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the video game Ultrakill has official support for it

queen finch
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this goon sesh in lobby 2 sucked

midnight tree
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ultragoon sesh when

queen finch
ruby minnow
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this pic goes hard tbh

queen finch
queen finch
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if you want some bang for your buck

plucky void
orchid robin
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Movie over

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Time for ridiculous arma scenarios

lusty sonnet
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movie time?

orchid robin
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Jason bourne was on tv

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So i watched if

lusty sonnet
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ah

orchid robin
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It

lusty sonnet
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i watched the Tolkien movie last night

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so now i'm dusting off my books

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tbf mine are actually covered in dust atm

warm fossil
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time to do the thing League of Legends players fear most

lusty sonnet
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have to reorganise them and put books from the back to the front for the ones i wanna read again

midnight tree
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i socked one in the face once because it tried to bite my dog

queen finch
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this game looks very fucked up

midnight tree
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twas a meaty thwack

queen finch
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but also very interesting

warm fossil
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fuck geese

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ducks are objectively cooler

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come on not like a goose can take off your limbs

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surely they can't be that threatening

heady crow
warm fossil
warm fossil
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farewell folks

primal kiln
heady crow
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banger

primal kiln
devout hull
languid rapids
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i got a jug for cold brewing coffee and im wishing i was doing this since forever

rare mica
# queen finch

looking at the radio stations i am in your approximate 100km vicinity

queen finch
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good

weak jackal
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What did the non-binary prospector yell during the gold rush?:

"There's gold in them/their hills"

swift scarab
pastel quartz
swift scarab
swift scarab
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Meanwhile, the two guys wearing a psy-helmet

devout hull
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gonna get all up in them caverns

abstract path
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Yep, that's basically me

devout hull
primal kiln
weak jackal
narrow briar
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wait i actually posted this?

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shit

weak jackal
narrow briar
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I'm too deep into sleepless nights and other things

devout hull
hot snow
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beri

maiden wind
hot snow
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cause I'm being forced to use one

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cause my Merc outfit broke

maiden wind
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do u know ecogs have a huge magnum dong beneath the suits

hot snow
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well I sure as hell dont

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i want this thing off me

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but it's literally the only thing I can wear

devout hull
hot snow
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this doesn't help my PTSD either

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in fact now Im not gonna be able to unsee that whenever I come across and egghead

hot snow
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and I'm gonna kill them and go to war with the ecologists

devout hull
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ameggus

hot snow
devout hull
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sus egg seggs?

pastel quartz
hot snow
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yo what did you do to the chat

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I couldn't scroll down for a sec

abstract path
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I need

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Food

hot snow
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eat

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easy

languid rapids
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..I'll just come check on brainfart later

hot snow
orchid robin
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an actual hobby most likely

warped elm
warm fossil
heady crow
warm fossil
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where's Kriegs

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haven't seen them in a while

heady crow
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command and conquer psychosis

warm fossil
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ah

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yup they're alive

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completely random idea successful

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brain satisfied

heady crow
stone blade
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@fading shuttle

warped elm
heady crow
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me and who

warped elm
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me

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pls

ocean pulsar
devout hull
abstract path
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I have lost all humour

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I have lost all love

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To be

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Or not to be....

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That is the question

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We all ask ourselves

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And yet....no answer

heavy peak
abstract path
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Die

midnight tree
abstract path
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Shhhhhh

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It's ok

heady crow
abstract path
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I'm fine

midnight tree
devout hull
heady crow
midnight tree
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hop in vc bro

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i'll say it again

amber marsh
# ocean pulsar

I wish the zone was a thing so badly just to see the memes that would come out of it

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Also, what do you call a blind german?

ocean pulsar
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Stefan

crimson flame
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2b turned me from a boob man to ass man ngl

warped elm
pastel quartz
ocean pulsar
warped elm
pastel quartz
warped elm
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what about liking dick more

pastel quartz
warped elm
pastel quartz
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western world is boob favoured and they fail to breed whilst india, china and africa is predominantly ass sided and, yeah, you get it

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@grizzled meadow

crimson flame
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where did u get all that data 🤨

pastel quartz
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and i refuse to do so even now

crimson flame
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i still like booba more than ass tho

pastel quartz
crimson flame
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2b is an exception

pastel quartz
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lets realize my study

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do you have kids?

heady crow
fading shuttle
crimson flame
pastel quartz
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yup

heady crow
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See?

pastel quartz
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im right

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im always right

heady crow
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Bobsism truly is the way of thinking of the new age

crimson flame
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why would i want kids

pastel quartz
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Bobber philosophy

crimson flame
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if i have one i will probably punt them across the field

heady crow
pastel quartz
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you're like 15 statistically

heady crow
crimson flame
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im 22

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"statistically"

gentle saffron
pastel quartz
gentle saffron
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the typa shit i been on lately

heady crow
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Bob do you have Kids or are you infertile from being on gear

pastel quartz
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i check my gear very carefully

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my cycles are well set up !

heady crow
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Whats your stack

gentle saffron
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i have a kid hes pretty based tbh

heady crow
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Shut up american

crimson flame
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nice

pastel quartz
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unknown laced chinese chemicals that look like trenbolone on the cover

gentle saffron
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???

pastel quartz
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and creatine

pastel quartz
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ill be a fitness youtube star and will promote a new retarded multivitamin supplement that i will attribute to my gains whilst not showing the camera the syringe and cool vials shelf

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its not called lying, its called me gaslighting myself (I believe my lies)

heady crow
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And only after you have grown in size by changing your content and alienating your original fanbase, on the way you broke the promise of not having sponsors/promoting supplements that dont work

gentle saffron
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liverking moment

heady crow
pastel quartz
heady crow
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Got anything new from dark iron gains?

pastel quartz
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timing

heady crow
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That was Quick

pastel quartz
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yeah, she said that last night

pastel quartz
devout hull
heady crow
pastel quartz
heady crow
pastel quartz
heady crow
gentle saffron
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9 if you count MTF folks

heady crow
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Why count them out in the first place

pastel quartz
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to prove he's not homosexual

heady crow
pastel quartz
grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
fading shuttle
hushed marsh
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Another Fire Emblem W!

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npc comment

heady crow
pastel quartz
amber marsh
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Hello

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How's everyone?

crimson flame
crimson flame
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worth it

hushed marsh
stone blade
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@heady crow

hushed marsh
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We love casting spells

ocean pulsar
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it's true

warped elm
ocean pulsar
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my face when the my when the my

woeful lance
broken topaz
# warped elm

My face when i get arrested for sex trafficking after repeatedly joking about being a sex trafficker

woeful lance
uncut obsidian
rose ferry
# heady crow

genuinely have lost count but I've had 3 chicks, so at least 3 guys

rose ferry
fierce jay
warped elm
# heady crow

none,all the girls in my area are fucking ugly and the guys are homophobic

woeful lance
rose ferry
queen finch
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gn chat

stone blade
errant river
amber marsh
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A 9.99m bullet skull4k skull4k

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The video in question

midnight tree
woeful lance
midnight tree
rose ferry
midnight tree
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i am threatening your with gratuitous violence

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(homo sex)

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hvorfor er du fortsatt våken bro

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sheesh

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gå og legg deg

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drøm søtt for faen

woeful lance
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man started speaking autism

midnight tree
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yeah

undone wave
midnight tree
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it's the only thing homosexuals understand

quartz saffron
compact crane
swift scarab
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Hmm

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Today I shall play Kingdom Come Deliverance and bulldoze the arena competition

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Le hasn’t played in forever

amber marsh
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I'd much rather play the Russian apocalyptic game xd

woeful lance
midnight tree
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henry is such a gigachad

plucky void
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I love how that game made me like Capon

midnight tree
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fr

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reminded me of how a lot of my friendships have started with conflicts

swift scarab
plucky void
swift scarab
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@plucky void btw if you play KCD, is there a good way to get a high quality photo of Henry on console? Inventory picture is too blurry, and conversations don’t show the full outfit

midnight tree
plucky void
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I don't know :/ I played on PC and it looked a bit like shit because of my "skill issue" hardware

grizzled meadow
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GOD BLESS YOU HENRY

plucky void
swift scarab
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ELLO THERE HENRY

swift scarab
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Been playing KCD for a while

plucky void
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kcd is such a delicious game

plucky void
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hope Warhorse's working on the next one

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I think there was a leaked photo that they're making the next game be like 150 years in the future

swift scarab
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I think they are, just taking forever like the first one

plucky void
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so we're not gonna be Henry again sadge

swift scarab
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Aw

midnight tree
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"HENRY'S COME TO SEE US" i hear as i barrel down the street purely to talk the blacksmith into paying me a 200% upmark on all the junk i found on a bunch of cumans i killed

plucky void
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This photo here

swift scarab
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I’m trying to get a full picture of my armor to see if it looks better with or without the gambeson

plucky void
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on the whiteboard you can see KCD2 - 1506

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KCD takes place in 1403 I think?

swift scarab
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Lemmie check rn

plucky void
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yeah it's 1403. It's in the logo

swift scarab
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Yeah, all the codex entries are late 1300s to early 1400s

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@plucky void I got Herod’s sword from the tourney too

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Is nice

fading shuttle
plucky void
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I don't remember what weapon I used

devout hull
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Smiles in Speech 100

fading shuttle
hushed marsh
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how many times has it been now, 6?

plucky void
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7 I think, and the most recent was like 14 different weapon systems manuals for the F-14

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or something like that

hushed marsh
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Oh I missed that one, really again this soon?

hushed marsh
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I thought the F-16 was the most recent one

plucky void
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13 manuals for the F-15E

fading shuttle
swift scarab
plucky void
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... it definitely wasn't that one lul

uncut obsidian
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downloaded Anomaly..played it for 2 hrs..died 10 times to wildlife like cats and dogs..while killing tons of bandits with no problem..uninstalled right away 👎

plucky void
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why dontcha toss Gamma in there for good measure and die to absolutely fucking nothing instead

hushed marsh
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oh no its here too

swift scarab
crimson pagoda
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pipes the fuck out of sir davish's wife

uncut obsidian
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pins

crimson pagoda
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im quite hungry...wonder how theresa's doing

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Henry is an absolute manace

fading shuttle
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thats on you

uncut obsidian
# fading shuttle thats on you

downloaded Anomaly..played it for 2 hrs..died 10 times to wildlife like cats and dogs..while killing tons of bandits with no problem..uninstalled right away 👎

crimson pagoda
#

i shagged a dude's wife by accident

crimson pagoda
#

the quest literally said some stupid shit like "go put on a shirt"

plucky void
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her hubby's thing don't work so she gotta get it from someone else

swift scarab
crimson pagoda
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i enter the room and henry just shags sir davish's wife

plucky void
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poor divish

plucky void
crimson pagoda
#

blood rush gives you more damage after your first kill iirc

swift scarab
crimson pagoda
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and berserk gives more stamina regen after a certain amount of health is lost

ebon stirrup
#

Poop

swift scarab
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Beserk gives a lot more stam back, but you have to be low health for it to proc

plucky void
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I wouldn't risk stuff that requires you to be near death

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sometimes the game pulls some bullshit on you and you get hit when you shouldn't

swift scarab
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Fair enough

plucky void
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sometimes you're defending correctly but even then you get hit with one of those special combos

swift scarab
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Mfw cuman ambush

crimson pagoda
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boy do i love when 6 cumans jump me out of nowhere

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honestly its the game's only fault imo

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multiple people combat sucks dick, and a lot of the fights in the game are against multiple people

swift scarab
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Yea

ocean pulsar
#

we talking about kingdom come

swift scarab
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No way to fight more then one person effectively, cause the more you whack other people, the more they whack back

swift scarab
ocean pulsar
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it's pretty based I finished it a couple times

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but yeah getting ganged up on is rough

swift scarab
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I’m taking screenshots for an opinion on cutscene fashion

crimson pagoda
#

tbh getting ganged up irl was not much different

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but it really is badly made

grizzled meadow
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Guess I'll exile myself from this chat because I'm still playing the game

ocean pulsar
#

f

swift scarab
crimson pagoda
#

HENRY HAS COME TO SEE US

swift scarab
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gets le arrow to thigh

crimson pagoda
#

shoots random villager in the head with a longbow

grizzled meadow
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GOD BLESS YOU HENRY

swift scarab
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Feel a bit hungry…

grizzled meadow
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