#🎪bruh-fart
1 messages · Page 477 of 1
ass?
skin colour?
oh btw question, ive been thinking about this a bit
would it be rreaaalllyyy out of taste if i gave my homophobic grandma the heartstopper book as a gift?
@abstract path it's true
Wait for her next paycheck from he government
Ah, yes
Thank you
valid
Akrivos auto
oh nono she never worked at all
shes literally leeching off my grandfather
Δεν έχει σύνταξη?
nope
Καν το
never worked a day in her life
Δεν έχει σύνταξη?
Does he not have a pension?
primitive english language trying to cope
Real
what's that from
Atom RPG
@heady crow OI
you want the movie too?
oh nice
having fun with it? Looks like a Fallout-ish inspired game. It even uses GURPS
i was about to say "this mf really gonna pass on a free movie?"
This is fun
the camera is getting farther away
carbon based emissions when carbon cringe emissions walk in
What
skin
i'd cum
WHO ELSE WANTS THE MOVIE
Not the last two but yes
foreskin reveal when
Later
thank you
thank you
i wont be here all night
does spider have pus pus
NOOOOOOO
Can someone name me something to put together other pictures?
what do you mean
D
use GIMP3
it's pretty good
only photoshop retards will disagree
Very well
OMG GIMP
Who is the artist?
p!cat
what do you mean
i don't know
I know it i just never knew what to use it for
ah
for a second i though you didn't know what a gimp was and you just looked up "gimp"
understandable
Rabbit you say..?
celebrate the year of deez nuts
Fuck now i want boobs again
wheres the feminine penis
here
Ohnestly i also have a mood rn for the rain formerly known as purple
Onliest song that truly fulfilled me partially
Also true
@heady crow you can look forward to this masterpiece soon
The Wire: All the Pieces Matter[Soundtrack] Track 4
Yes
oh my god yes
tad bit too short tho :(
this song makes me want to pop pills and come home at 8 am with a stranger 
what if i would be that stranger 
well technically you wouldnt be a stranger
i sorta get a similiar vibe from a song in the foghorn drop album but its more like "drunk, angry and returning to home"
Get the audio track "Marble Machine" by Wintergatan:
https://wintergatan.bandcamp.com/track/marble-machine
Marble Machine built and composed by Martin Molin
Video filmed and edited by Hannes Knutsson
Costume designed by Angelique Nagtegaal
See Sommarfågel music video by Wintergatan:
https://youtu.be/SBK2AF-NdVA
See Starmachine2000 music vid...
yeah that one feels more like coming home after getting jumped and getting your licks in
gotta be real with you bro this is kinda ass
it needs more than just a beat and one note played three times
didnt this one burn down or something ?
Yes they are
i would steal that hood ornament and glue it back after i put it in a glass jar
nah i didnt even realise that it was the interior at first 

some Itasha cars go hard as hell ngl
they cold
wdym with dating preference ?
Men 
ohh
do you really think you are going to get a single serious answer ?
ironically i prefer men
unironically i have no fucking idea man
i have no experience with this stuff
Not quite
women, here now you have at least one 
Hmmmm
my dating preference is whatever this is
Well it's alrite
I just see dating as a segway to marriage
Alt chicks is what you're into
I can fix her
prefer men
Now what kind of woman you would kill for?
Men sumpremacy
alternative women? you mean femboys?
none ? you got me mixed up
I would KILL for Billy Herrington
makima
i would end entire bloodlines just to have billy back
lifumiii hiii :333
Goddamn
devil ears*
ok mb :(
Basically character wise
devil ears
He is debious
Or like
Body, idk
People should know what they want so that they can't be manipulatet

@heavy halo how are you doing thoo :((
I need more information for this variable who are we killing ?
Manipulating people is easy tho
It really is 
why? Bcs of this channel??
tall muscular women or very small and frail women is what i'm into fr
Especially men
Hence their insecurities
Not the woman that's for sure
you can manipulate me any day of the week
do you hang out at schools in unmarked vans too ?
Whoever gets into your way of getting someone you really want
im not killing someone for such a triviality
Real as fuck
I gave myself god complex
It's a saying 
I just wantet to know what kinda woman there would be you would do anythin for
oh hmm, if we go by my previous types latin chicks
the kind of woman that genuinely loves me
good answer too
the only guy in brainfart that prefers girls
I used to have a sort of latin woman
that may be true
Laugh at him
its like you arent even bisexual smh
Lemme tell you they were more retarded then me 
ding ding ding
Good answer 💙
I chose
Men
Men are good
Men are stronk
Especially cute men
that's why i want a tomboy
Sheeeesh
you get a boy attitude with a female body
Bruno devastated 
You can say i had a tomboy
getting a tomboy as a guy is like getting a quintillionaire as a chick
For that exact reason I could not do a tomboy
i feel betrayed
But latin tomboy? Eh
Where banana?
Me and new gf fight
Original audio: https://amtrax.tumblr.com/post/172575985970/this-is-too-fucking-dumb-for-me-not-to-do
Thumbnail by the EPIC spooketti: https://twitter.com/floral_spooks
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MirabeauStudios
Patreon Bois:
Arty
CJThynDerp
Eisenkern
Ethan Pham
Genesis Films
Komaru
Matthew Wiest
Not Pinecone
Robokitty
Satoshi Moroboshi
Stev...
Touch tips with the bestie 😩
10/10 one of my fav vids of all time
Italians are dinosaurs confirmed
coincidence ? 
Italians are ancient lizard dino people confirmed
@grizzled meadow anything to say in your defense?
hes my best friend he would never be a dinosaur
agreed
why tho I have never participated in the femboy posting
we must perform a rectal inspection on all italians
wait what
What
what did i say?
penis

something about italians
im so silly i forgot what i said already
You want your rectum inspected
actually good health advice for young men
especially if you have something like that in the family tree
yeah lemme put my arm into your ass so i can check for cancer
prostate cancer
What's that
it's for medical reasons bro trust me
prostata ?
Generally that kinda cancer
fuck i lost the coin again
it's the kind of cancer you get in your prostate
I am offering free prostate exams to people 18 and above
xD
i am horrified
Me and who
me
@grizzled meadow
FUCK
i was about to post that
literally 5 seconds before you did
wait nvm i'm retarded
this was the one i was gonna post
what about nock
kevlar wont protect you from a 5.56
HOW DARE YOU APPLY BALLISTICS HERE
BANISH HIM TO THE NERD PILE
me
I approve of both gea things above
SHIT YOUT PAMTS

@grizzled meadow
I definitely took a hit or 2 from those
just shove a Cobalt-60 sample up there
Trust me, I'm an undergraduate chemistry student
deeznutsium
i'm so gonna fucking name a new element deeznutsium if i get the chance
every chemistry teacher on the planet will suffer because of my choices
The man-made elements hardly ever get mentioned
Some classes still have periodic tables from before some of them were named
Because they are useless
Pretty much
well time to sleep
last music recommendation for today
Provided to YouTube by CDBaby
I Will Give You My All 2017 · Simon Viklund
I Will Give You My All
℗ 2021 Simon Viklund
Released on: 2021-10-18
Auto-generated by YouTube.
How come instead of girls i keep liking boys more?
Beam-Time™️
you bisexual?
well lemme explain it to you this way
because women are confusing
bisexuality is never really 50/50 it can be pretty fluid
based
sometimes you prefer one gender over another
I agree on this completely
others you mainly focus on that one
My preferences for example are somewhat seasonal
Did you try finding one that's clinically insane?
idk how it works but summer to autumn women are too hot for me
My preference is women
and winter to spring men are all the rage
i cant control this, it just happens to me
Summer woman are as hot as me, I'd say

It's not a link
as long as you like at least 2, you are valid as bi
wdym no shit, i got so much shit here
need me a tall strong woman i that can assist me in beating the shit out of strangers as i rampage through the streets of Kamurocho (it's a yakuza reference)
Eh...alright
Not gonna argue cuz it would still be both genders
plus
theres still pansexuality etc
like lemme explain it like this
bisexuality and pansexuality sorta overlap
to the point that it just becomes a point of which ..... uh i forgot the word
LABEL
which label you prefer
a hole is a hole
Pansexual, but
and then there is mcgee
so true
like the one in my heart
I have gone more lewd over the past days with my mind and i have no idea
listen up
hi fart brain
you have all the time you need to research about this and figure it out
hell
you dont even really need a label to be honest
just live your life being attracted to who you want (as long as they are a consenting adult or your age if you are not an adult)
Yes
exactly, you can just take that approach
i stick with a label cuz the flag is cool
It's... It's RPGs...
Oh i mean
I do like the leather n straps flag
i am indefinable
The one with the king blue and a heart
i think it's jetsons laser guns
is that the vore pride flag
It clearly says it's an Unknown Device™️
And the pan flag too
i dont think that exists
no it does
apparently the sources are a bit conflicting but i think this is the vore pride flag

aha........ well its probs the same business as the super straight flag, either trying to stir up controversy or just trolling
what flag now?
Hold on
normal pride flag but with human leather
I think it's decently old
like 2014-2016ish idk there was a comic artist that caught a lot of flak for having it as their hairstyle in the comics
tbf pedos also made one while trying to get into the lgbtq community
and surprise surprise
they got immediately kicked as far away as possible
Kink flags go back to around when the first pride flags were designed iirc
not far enough
elaborate?
Leather pride is from the 90s
no
Ohhhh wait that's the BDSM pride flag, lol
okayyyyy
Guess i live in the 90s
bdsm has a pride flag? 
Yes
the flag itself I should mention
Yes it does
that one subreddit where they simp over random flags
tbf all you gotta do is make a random flag and call it that tbh
everyone has been doing it lately
its just that obv they are more jokes or troll attempts
So true
probably a transparent flag?
but wait if its transparent, shouldnt it be a trans flag? 
hmm
that is indeed the vore pride flag
i wont repeat the same shit 3 times
the gamma helper flag (name color)
@edgy abyss didnt know you were into vore
Wth
Lol
Also i still wish i could just
Gqin some weight
But it's financial problems that won't let me
So i guess i will stay at 56.1kg
calisthenics exercises dont need equipment to be honest
But they need nutrients
@abstract path you can't afford food?
oh right right
parents dont need their babies 
Not enough plus my mother is vegan
I wanna try and make more own food at home
Complex to that
Not simple ones
experiment, try with a breakfast dish at first
i at first tried with french toast
I can already cook
shouldnt the middle be red? because of the color of the inside of a throat/stomach?
i don't fuckin know
wouldnt it be more pinkish
Hmmmmmm
or that
You could google what the colours on it mean at first
i dont think they have a meaning
i will choose not to google anything about vore
hell i dont even know why the bisexual flag has those colors
all flags have some meaning, otherwise its not a flag
well sure
but i dont know if thats the case with teh fuckin vore flag
god i just remembered the heterosexual pride flag someone once made
Probably does
and it was the most monotone bland shit i have ever seen
hey, dont disrespect the vore minority group, i am sure some of them are smart and creative
please read the #📄rules
They actually do
finally
crystal searched up vore
Gee
stop nerd reacting me im sensative, this is cyberbullying
turn your computer off 
where is Aldourien
@scenic sable @scenic sable @scenic sable

i cant im on phone so therefore it's impossible
wait lemme ping him 3 more times maybe it will work
@scenic sable @scenic sable @scenic sable
nah nvm
from the moment he stopped responding
shouldn't the other moderators punish Dutyer for spam pinging a moderator? 
i have pinged aldo around 31 times
The entire internet relies on furries (furry and IT professional overlap) so yeah be nice 
the fuckin USA navy also relies on them

damn why do i gotta have an existential crisis every time people ask me what i do for fun since i barely have any fun
Imagine still being weird about furries in our lord's year of 2023
ikr
but to be fair
in 2023 there are still people who are weird about black people
soooo
i'm weird about people who disagree with me
stop pinging him
Here's a furry I drew a while back
fuck those guys
says who?
great #🎨arts-and-crafts addition
thats loona, i watch the show too
say's the guy who tried to stop you idiots last time before you had Falco intervene
who cares
keyword
tried
So called Duty fan when presented with authority
authority is cringe
least civilized channel
this channel is probably the most civilized of them all
(i never read any other channels)
based
like bruh i just read the instructions and saw the brainfart channel and though "hmmmm i will probably use this the most"
the only reason i got into brainfart is because when i said i was gonna leave the moment i came someone said "no balls to stay"
i played gamma for a month then settled in a nice ranch on brainfart county
Says me
Cut it out
okay
who is this fellow
he has good memes
a helper who is now going mad with power
Next time you do that stunt I'll mute for several days
oh shit falco is here
This is a warning
understood
I haven't done anything yet because the interested person didn't
tbf if aldo gets back he will probs mute me for a month anyways
what
Hello Falco
YOURE TELLING ME THAT NOW?
Hello Dutyer
I thought you knew 
he's been here... watching
WELP
Hello S5yn3T
imma go to sleep and see what my fate is in the morning
@edgy abyss put in a good word for me will ya bud
When are you idiots gonna learn to just listened to Helpers so mods don't need to get involved 
I am normal and can be trusted with moderator
you warned me after i had pinged him 6 times
that was a bad move by you
I'm more curious about how it's possible that people keep heckling the mods and getting away with it 
literally me
Wherebwere you
at least i will still have contact with bruno if i get muted
goodnight Dutyer
Γλυκά όνειρα
group watching when
We need the stern authoritarian father figure of brainfart
sweet di- i mean dreams to you too
time flies when you're kickin' ass
yeah that's me
stream in vc
at this rate I'm probably gonna see Nobunaga die
Ya all, we need to have a movie night, istg
mods are too nice 
When deadpool 3 comes out, we all need to watch it together
i remember i would always queue up vore asmr in voicechats and then leave
good times
This
Untill then, goodnight everyone
Goodnight gumbito
I love you all equally
have you done that in gamma?
goodnight Gumbito
Wonder how you uh
not yet
friends started playing Battlefield 2042 when I told them it's on gamepass
now they're asking me to join
I'm uh
Also i need atleast an i4 CPU
regretting having mentioned that
p! warn @orchid robin just making sure to document the infraction and to get the message across. dont ping staff multiple times for no reason 
@orchid robin has been warned.
cringe
Hi aldo who will maybe see this at some point
stop calling me an idiot. im unintelligent
when heat legend dies

p!infractions @orchid robin
Total infractions: 4
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 1
Infractions within the past week: 1
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/24/2022 04:05pm UTC
Reason: stop this fucking horny offtopic shit around here, you don't have the newcomer role anymore, #🎪bruh-fart and #╟❓general-offtopic are open, no more excuses
And since you're talking about "taco tuesdays", you can go in #931238326172794881 and do that stuff but for real
Moderator: okay_cat129#6200
Time: 12/09/2022 08:15am UTC
Reason: how about you dont talk about acts of terrorism, even while joking. discord ToS
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 01/07/2023 03:18pm UTC
Reason: Don't ping me in vain.
Moderator: okay_cat129#6200
Time: 01/19/2023 10:13pm UTC
Reason: just making sure to document the infraction and to get the message across. dont ping staff multiple times for no reason 
another medal
rename p!infractions to p!medals
Damn literally 1894
my friend watches stuff like that the whole time

lmao
how down bad do you have to get before you start TELLING PEOPLE you watch this stuff
that it would require professional help
swoleon colon
Go ahead bub
Derek's death star delts 🙏

who
Who?
@zenith grove they don't even know who that dude was 
Nothing of value was lost today
wouldnt have cared either way
For the "who?", the dude posted here frequently
p!infractions 507799026125635594
Total infractions: 4
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 1
Infractions within the past week: 1
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/01/2022 04:54pm UTC
Reason: not only war, any politic stuff in general, you're literally a gold mine full of that stuff, the council have decided, you get the bonk 
Moderator: okay_cat129#6200
Time: 11/06/2022 02:18pm UTC
Reason: no gore, human or animal
Moderator: okay_cat129#6200
Time: 11/18/2022 06:26pm UTC
Reason: please take some time to actually read the #📄rules, and try to follow them
rules 1 and 2
next one is a fucking ban, so please stop testing your luck
Moderator: okay_cat129#6200
Time: 01/19/2023 10:18pm UTC
Reason: next one is a fucking ban, so please stop testing your luck literally your last infraction... i guess its time 
jokes about school shootings / constantly shitposting borderline rules breaking content
He's been around for a long time too
the smelly smella
imagine being a mod and enforcing rules amirite fellas
Couldn't be me
preach
real
"nice"
me
Nigeria
fr
@heavy peak BAN FALCO FOR SAYING THE N WORD! 
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1055815806283419688/embed.mp4
fuck
career over
he's still real as fuck for just straight up shotting a glass of poison on camera
mine is clean

this is how i interact with women
lil shit
penis music
This is what gets me
literally me
literal actual bot response
True
@queen forum
wish i had a yurt wagon enjoyer gf
Original vid?
Technically the song is from the Tuvan Republic in Russia
but they're related to the Mongols
That is not the original vid, albeit similar
thanks anyway
I think its the same artist
It is, Batzorig Vaanchig
hungry for what
anytHing that has nutrients, protwins and fats
cum
Tbh
I personally like to think both women and men have mental problems
So i just keep to myself
what if they are cool and awesome mental problems like mine?
Good plan, bad delivery
🥺
Basically
Instant friends
I’m monkey

epic
Hi monkey
OCD but not really
Mokey
gooby
and dylan
Lmao that hornet got literally destroyed
yummy
Got his brains gobbled
Me and my favorite server member:
imagine if those things were human sized
You know that therr is a hornet queen and the workers?
yes
what about it
Yeah, workers are male mainly
but what do you mean you would enjoy it
You wouldn't?
I'd enjoy eating the hornet as a predator
survival instincts
what are you doing, step-bee
🤨
Wasn’t there a movie for that
I suppose Colonial Marines fits, kinda
need i say more?
there was an old-ass movie with giant insects and the like, but I can't remember the name
Only other animal related movie I know was this old one where all birds on the planet become carnivorous and start killing humans
"ayo Skinflint this edible aint shi.."
Captain Picard
also no Fiona you dumbshit, "Central Processing" isn't CPU
Central Processing Unit is CPU
Yall know the music tanger makes?
Freedom has been procreating with Fractures
This made the Bloodsuckers jealous.
ayo alec baldwin finally getting charged for the shooting a while back
wasn't that accidental
reminds me of Brandon Lee. Died exactly the same way while filming The Crow
alec baldwin? u mean, the guy that killed a guy that was sexually assaulting a family?
or other guy that was trying to rob a car then attacked him and threathened him?
no lol the actor who accidentally killed someone on set while filming Rust
oh, the place where guns were supposed to be blank which was directors fautl that they werent?
yea
classic
The guy who practiced horrible gun safety and intentionally shot at someone
even if it was supposed to be blanks
both alec and the armorer who prepared the prop gun are being charged
a lot of people are at fault more severely than Alec, I'd say
Sure Alec should've checked the gun, but before the gun was on his hand, it would've been prepped by the armorer and any firearm safety instructors on set
Why did they even have real bullets anyways?
there's two tiny but very important things we gotta realize: not everyone's a gun nut and not everyone's Tom Cruise
so an actor gets handed a gun, is told it's safe
believes it's safe
then it goes off and kills somebody
I use BLEEP sounds, black boxes, and mosaic blurs to make things appear and sound pretty sus, and funny of course.
❓
good, the weak must be pruned out
I agree
@heady crow
27375
He's spitting fax tho
Men and women should look elsewhere for their boyfriends
(Look down) (Look down at me)
taller people are also more likely to develop joint and back pain as they age
on a related note my back is killing me
Tall lol 
"look down"


Just converted those numbers, even on sale that is 28,21 Euro or 30,58 Dollars.... For a buggy upscaled mess, insanity.
Dafuq is that currency?
"Turkish lira" aka "TRY" aka "TL"
aka: the currency decimated by inflation
It's what people who don't want to spend real money use on steam
Huh, never knew Turkish currency had that little value. Might give the Yen some competition 
well you see
in Japan
people get paid a lot of yens
but here
people don't get paid a lot
so like in Japan lets say that one bowl of soup is 1k yen
you will get paid 1 million yen
here
you will get paid low and the prices will go higher
Leave turkey
its easier said then done
el kato
better if u buy the original gta sa then modding the shit out of it
its the reverse where i live lol, i get paid in low first world standards while i live in third world standards
wtf is happening over there
the ritual
Homemade bomb
fuck this guy slaps
wow theres so much snow
welcome to eastern europe
welcome to russian far east
same shit lol
that whole region is just a wasteland sometimes
ye
I'm surprised the image didn't tip you off lol
atheism is the new religion
I love worshipping atheism
a true atheist should be afraid because there is nothing after death but absolute oblivion.
I know I damn am,
atheism is a bitch if you think about it.
What is there to fear?
the absolution of life?
the completely undefined nether?
utter darkness abbyss?
I could go on
Those are all tangible concepts
I already passed through that phase
concepts you have to deal with if you replace relighion
religion gives you absolution in faith
What is the concept of true nothing? Nothing is a something in consideration
I had depression because of that for a week when I just realized it
nothing is not a concept, it's an anti-concept. get yo facts straight
most people follow atheism because it's a modern concept. true atheism is dark, depressive, and frankly boring
yeah, it's a bitch. hit me real young too. Never recovered
still writing about it till today
also can we just not get this conversation any further
and each time I feel like I'm slipping further away











