#🎪bruh-fart
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I thought it was going to be JDM lounging in his chair 
😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
Real
exactly what i did when i played it tbh
I wish there was a tracker to tell me how long I've been playing war thunder for
I have a feeling I'm reaching some dangerous levels
Steam?
you start through the snails own launcher or steam?
sitti
real
i love yakuza
Oh no not the cisowianka
ive played every yakuza
including kenzan ishin and both kurohyou
What a twist
M Night Shyamalan levels
well tbf i expected him to follow with my response but in response to me
oh no 😭 not this one
Snail launcher, got no reason to use the stem launcher
its one of my favorites
ah ye then cant see hours
Wow, kill this maj
well in a convenient way
Man
heyyy!! :3 Haii :DD hiii! ^^
real
Give me 1 reason to use steam
Over the snail launcher for war thunder
so you can flex with your 3k hours
Just 1
It tracks hours
Plus you dont need to remember a multitude of passwords
No I dont
steam social options
steam trading cards and achievements if you care about that
Steam overlay?
Not an issue
Gumbito really being dense rn
Tbf valve has a better track record than most companies
youre referencing to what?
Huh?
everything tracks, brother
what do you not get about my question
😭
I don't care about Steam for other things than actually launching the games as well
The terrorist wins???
then say that instead of a ? my brother 😭
now you saying more does feel like referencing to something
drip check
@slate crown
nah not this guy 😭
real
Imagine participating in the vc here
bros is the main character
I feel like this is Baltimore
it just fits too well
i didnt cough dude

my mic wasnt enabled even, idk why owuld i lie about this shit
if i'd be dumb enough to leave mic enabled on, i could in the same time just talk
Sufe
Sure
We believe you
@uncut obsidian 
Thinkin of maybe doing a movie session with my friends again
Any good shit on netflix
i can give you a list of wicked films
Provide me the list
taxi driver
Lemme guess, all your other recommendations are also “literally me” movies?
well
I'd also recommend Brotherhood of Wolf if you can find it
True Detective
Mr.robot
Watchmen
Donnie Darko
Joker
Blade Runner 2049
Fight Club
The End of the F***ing World
Taxi Driver
Nightcrawler
You were never really here
American Psycho
Into The Wild
Sicario
Better Call Saul
Prison Break
@digital quartz
But why are you so perfect
They lied to you
watch Mel Brooks Dracula
doubt it
Liberal psyop to make us not watch sigma cinema
yes
watch bram stoker's dracula too
Gimme a second
Bet
uh oh man boobs incoming
I sent you my resting bitch face so you owe me
Boy boobs
I never asked you to send it
Bits (boy tits)
Thats like someone sending an unsolicited dick pic and then telling you that you owe him one
what have you done to my yt recommended?
😳
Time to send enough pics, eventually one will work
I swear the other meme is stuck in my head
can i, send you pics?
Anyone can send me any pics at any time
oki then ill send u a pic
😳 any pics ?
Which one? 
MISTER ELECTRIC, KILL HIM, KILL HIM NAAAOOO
Yeah sorry but you cant outdo that mans personality
Me electric send him to the penis explosion chamber and have his penis exploded IMMEDIATELY
real
wanna play with us ?
play what
battlefield 4

KILL HIM NAAAAAAO
don't got it installed fam
smh my head
There is another version too 
Ill hit you up if. Going to the sauna rn
gettin sweaty
I know 
Maybe the best Berserk adaptation should've been a 15 season long series that never existed?
Made with MidJourney ai art generator
#ai #aiart #midjourney #midjourneyai #midjourneyart #80s #80smovies #darkfantasy #darkfantasyart #meme #memes #memesvideo #vintage #retro #80smovie #nostalgia #nostalgic #parody #berserk #berserkmanga #manga
@heady crow
my diarrhea as an 80s dark fantasy film
Waiting for the [Chad Recast]

What's with the sudden rise of vids like these
so do you actually speak esperanto or is you putting "kato" as your profile name just a coincidence
I don't know, the other one I saw is about Shrek
I saw one about cyberpunk
Would let her ruin my life
fair enough. I dont actually think anybody uses esperanto. I bet they are just lying when they say that
theres no way anybody is that big of a nerd
I wish
I played on a tdm server yesterday and they kicked me because they thought I was hacking 
my goth high school gf had a hair style like that and wore sweaters like that lol. she wasnt a complete mess though
sure

mine was
@grizzled meadow what did you do to my recommended ? 
oh no brother
oh I thought you meant to say you two have a kid together
mine was doing the friends with benefits play for 8 months while my dumbass had feelings 
i would kill myself before having an unwanted child
who doesnt
fwb doesnt work if you stay too long
its just how humans are
8 months 
nah i just thought it was an actual relationship but she premeditated the breakup for over half a year
i still got a thing for nasty goth girls though so she didn't ruin that
me when my boss tells me i need to stop eating electromagnetic equipment in the isle with all the screws and nails

All Images created by me using Midjourney
Music used: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZoMfp_IIyQ&ab_channel=RetroCiri
#aiart #midjourney #midjourneyai #ai #midjourney #breakingbad #breakingbadedit #breakingbadmovie #80s #synthwave
00:00 Heisenberg
00:06 Pinkman
00:11 Cooking
00:17 Camper
00:20 Saul Goodman
00:25 Heisenberg
00:27 Gus ...
a thing for getting ruined by nasty goth girls you could say
Me
No
to avoid opening a can of worms, yeah but she better be grippin to be worth

gym bro gf?
i wish
some people here would literally ascend if they had that lmao
absolutely
but as far as i've seen there's only one buff woman at my local gym
i guess shredded would be a better word for it

shreadded isnt my aesthetic but i find it respectable
swimmers, swimmers are my thing
i'm a swimmer bro
i could maybe pull off a goth look
bro you offering or smth 
10/10 yakuza version
imagine being fly like this at 54
strong women are based because i can wrestle with them without having to hold back
define "hold back"
domestic abuse would be domestically fun

so like cause shes buff you gonna do some knees, get an elbow in there?
or you mean like. just. try harder
try harder bro

i want a woman that can piledrive my skull into the bed
this is an interview now
bro wants to arm wrestle his gf for the protein shake
i mean. if you just use more force to pin her are you really even hurting her? unless your like. hulk and shes a pencil lol
you doing some like rko's
you gonna pull a undertaker?
basically when i took some non-lethal force classes a few months ago all the girls there were afraid to get in a group with me but the boys loved it
you are like a Baki character in my minds eye
i'm not shredded
but it's safe to say i am a very compact man
even the guy at said non-lethal force class that was like 110kg and 195cm couldn't wrestle me down
nvm the movie isnt on netflix
this is what I mean
like a baki character in spirit
so im just gonna watch it illegally
denser than black bread lol
you need a bf
i need a bf (female)
i do, yes
go to gym
yeah i do
I need a gf(male)
no
you know i go hard in the gym
suffer
i'm not a male to go to gym
females can go to gym too
pathetic weights and shit
I need a warm blanket (neutral)
you gotta get those glute gains
i dont need any of those
i just finished my leg workout and i literally cannot walk
had to crawl to the bathroom
real
mfer needs a viking shieldmaiden
i honestly need that too bro
post leg workout pains are the shit
Amazonian giantess
And I just finished eating a 3 course meal, and I literally cannot walk too 
food coma hittin ?
need a woman i can scale like a colossus
mfer needs that shadow of the collossus female
Bro I'm actually helping my mom move a few things and I'm waiting for her to put everything where she wants to
that's some good gourmet shit
hang from her booba 😳
And I'm just sitting here like 

jump on her nipples 😳
too big
gotta need a horse to cross her bed fr
You or her nipples?
there's a your mom joke somewhere in there

fiesh
the cat stares
le fische au chocolat
Fun animal fact, the Narwhals horn everyone sees, is actually a tooth
imagine stabbing someone with your tooth
uh
Oh lord
that's called biting
You mean biting?
yeah that's what i meant
Dam beat me to it
Bro the lava cake is erupting inside me (I can taste it on my burp)
oh no hes gonna explode
just one mint 
need a warscythe wielding gf fr
milicent
blaidd 😳
Rykard 😳
elden ring be like:
try not to make berserk reference challenge (impossible) (hes literally guts fursona)
ahahahaha i saw another for lotr was it. Shit was golden
Sellen
alexander
nahhh 
need morally bankrupt sorcerer gf
i know you pop off more than me but that shit is silly
last chance to look at deez nuts
it was a server that changes modes and all the vehicle conquest nerds got their shit rocked 
bruh 😭
you're fine
you showed those tank hoarders
your ass is wider than a wagon with 4 wheels
those glutes workout finally paying off huh
next time u go to gym, be sure to clap ur butcheeks when walking around
Bro I'm talking to a girl and I told her good morning, in the morning, and she just responded now at around 8
@heady crow
Typical
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
BRING THAT SHIT KAZUMA
And I responded immediately like a normal human being and she took 20 minutes to respond
nahh 
Typical
Typical
Not worth your time
ppl like that do exist. they're either too dumb to manage their notifications or dont enable one at all
just dont make a big effort to reply immediately
Why screenshot
it's time to masturbate
@grizzled meadow post this in announcements
what does that mean guys ,, those pics just put me in a chokehold''

10/10 would chug
REAL
name checks out
Hehehehe
@grizzled meadow post this in announcements
do it or no balls
fake and edited
I see the crystal raindrops fall
And the beauty of it all
Is when the sun comes shining through
To make those rainbows in my mind
When I think of you sometime
And I wanna spend some time with you
Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
(Just the two of us)
Just the two of us
Building castles in the sky
Just the two of us
Y...
bro really used an ai to fill in the extra bits 
did you ejaculate?
i did, in fact, bust a nut
Real
nahh 
one last step missing 
I would be banned, I have to accept to be called half balls because a misinput and I would be a goner
no balls
no balls
me fr
@grizzled meadow
aldo
sucking on a lollipop rn
audio only pls
maybe running your tongue over it cutely?

I didn't say nothing
@ Alice
me irl
not me irl (i'm too scared to talk to women)
but you want to fight them ?
Bro here forgot to do his 3 sets of 15 minute talks with women
yes
I'm not nervous around women because I don't have to worry about wanting to fuck them
I still get the autism modifier tho
🏳️🌈 ❓
Fair enough
🏳️🌈 ❗
Yes
🏳️🌈 ‼️
Hourly Psychopost
Literally me tho
it isnt brainfart without patrick bateman
forbidden beef flavored lao gan ma
I LOVE HOISIN SAUCE
look at Loid such a good dad
cant import that mf 😭
I need to get some for my dorm
My family is a bit MSG phobic at times
they are allergic to flavour 
At some point in United States history, a rumor got spread that Monosodium Glutamate (seaweed extract) was harmful and a lot of people claim to experience negative effects when eating it.
Thing is it naturally occurs in a lot of foods anyways and studies suggest no real risk different from regular table salt
Inb4 I call that number and you pick up
they probably hire women bro don't fall for it
😳
mob? 
Punisher part 1 build
a suprisingly good build
i want to kill the guy who made this
Usex
Do you want to?
true true
Brisket
biscuit yeah
basket ❤️
Turned the femboy into a girl
and twitter exploded
Can't be 🏳️🌈 in peace
fr
Damn trans agenda
cope
Making me straight and shit
making me shit
you can still beat it to astolfo
or the twink wojak
Now that one is good
twinkjak, if you will
The femboys in here make for better material tho
hugely valid
society if rage comics were the dominant species
someone getting mold poisoning from their Jerma heart locket
are you calling me good material bro?
Bro I want your thighs to crack open my skull like a fucking melon
ITS LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
nah mean ?
who even drew this
Do you like a woman that will actually just kill you?
that reminds me of another classic I send in dms
but youre dating one
https://twitter.com/DieselbrainArt/status/1386811841184206848
songs used: Cowboy Bebop - N.Y. Rush, Green Bird
public voice file library: https://patreon.com/GetGianni website: https://GetGianni.com
one of my uni jugging classics 
send me that shit
You don't need to remind me
im talking about music not femboy pics
sorry to disappoint
damn
@digital quartz nah he did not shout out big beets name at the start 
money tall like Yao Ming 
valid
Yao Ming was a dawg
nah what are these vocal samples 😭
underrated center
fr
i mean. thats aight i guess
built like a tank for that height
wtf i love berserk now
mfer gave shaq like 20+ on his rookie night
fr
The goddamn fucking Syrians and Yemenis shot down a few American jets with their ass cheeks SAMS
I don't even know how to respond to this in a witty way. I cannot think of anything good that happened in berserk.
me
bruh this was made in some abandoned zone 6 ATL traphouse in like 2005 what do you expect
OH NO it's someone's fucking wojak-sona
What if I kissed you like that?
The golden age?
nah one man black metal bands got better mixing than this even tho their stuff was recorded on a headset microphone 😭
Now that's poggers
id be flustered as fuck
It's okay, I don't mind sharing
I never finished the golden age arc, as I couldn't really handle Berserk, but uhhhh. Yea.

the obnoxious dj shoutouts are a staple
they are bangers
Legalize anabolic steroids
where's the berserk tomboy femdom arc
legalize nuclear bombs
Is it edible?
wtf golden age? A Golden Age Turned To Rust?? DTL reference????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaz-02_GrVw
black metal from Australia
Lyrical themes:Satanism, Vampyrism, Depression, Occultism
i succeeded
What the fuck are you even saying.
legalize overthrowing the government
that has always been legal
But then the new government would make it illegal.
eat tren bang men
if you're the new government
just let me bang bro
eat men bang tren
overthrowing the government is only illegal if you lose
cant handle berserk? i mean the story is kinda raw but its not that horrific imo
REAL

bet
Eclipse.
or wait uh
I hope to god you know the video im referencing 
get me a drink first atleast sheesh
unpenis
except that posessed demon horse scene
Donovan.
that scene truly incites fear

literally me
The amogiz chikmen bucket got the drop
nahh what is this bro 😭
the sexual tension is unbearable
fr
Hey there, folks!
Busy with college stuff as usual, but I managed to find time to create this dumb YTPMV after watching some silly MrBeast YTPMVs in this website.
Judging the nature of some other videos I made, I don't know if this is the 6th YTPMV I made or not.
=============
Sources Used:
►U.N. Owen Was Her? - ZUN
►Squid Game ...
@digital quartz
We have to get shredded like the tiktok influencers Jesse! More Plates More Dates Jesse!!
Breaking bad meme
Big thanks to Solid JJ for voicing Jesse: https://www.youtube.com/solidjj
Voiceover Gentleman for voicing Walter: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCirwp4VDSWZod0fI2t59u9Q
Benzimme for voicing Gus: https://www.instagram.com/benzimme2/
T...
I don't understand a word being said here
not a true schizo lifter
Jessie we have to make Trenbolone
im dead
man im dead
Yare yare daze...

vid of eric still on his natty arc
Literally me
this chat has wrecked my non-existent productivity.
I have to close discord now


the possibility of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder is real
cockulus 2 here I cum
Kicked out of the gym for dropping weights 🤓
man im dead
planet fitness aint even a gym
its always the weird old PE teachers
Bro's like 2 meters tall
Wide as a fucking semi truck
And he goes from machine to machine putting on as much weight as possible
Bro's a menace
always gotta have that one mf at the gym 
how many sets
are you going to make fried rice and veggies now ?
what movie?
nah i made some spaghetti with fried garlic and chorizo today
D: wtf
1 set of hanging up my newly washed clothes
puss in boots 2
i knew you would like american psycho
wow ok
ah i heard that movie is great, gonna watch it myself too later
you werent even the one to recommend it
why are you the one who is offended
i know a site that will help with that
dm
nothing then :(
like a legit one that doesnt throw ads every 5 seconds and isnt a link to a virus with hot milfs in your area

Left on delivered for an hour
anyways imma re watch the final fight scene cuz i loved it
Yeah imma just stop talking to her
ditch her, message me instead. I respond as soon as possible
@heady crow can confirm
You cant even have convos with people these days
Told you it was not worth your time
if he isnt working out hes responding instantly
she could be working or smth tho
Men are better than Women for other men a d that is a fact
Real
Kiss men
She specifically told me she got nothing to do cuz I asked wyd
yeah ok on to the next one
I was trying for a friend bro I wasnt even attempting to hit on her
see? im the perfect person to talk to
Not everything has to be the guy going for the girl 😭
Get yourself a girl that'll stalk you
I want you all to know that I love you
did you get one?
Hold on I got a vid about that one

or best? 🥴
Worst
Now am i interesting to talk to? Thats a diff question
This bitch send me pictures of her suicide attempt
worst it is
nahh 
fuck is going on down there
Mentally unstable goth girl
depends, we got similiar interests so its interesting for me to talk to you
I can't find it
i can fix her
Real
Exactly what bruno said
I mean I could
Was like two years ago
Dick so good it worth living over
- I blocked her everywhere
Ahh, okay
Bro I'm not keeping contact with a girl like that 💀
i hope this isnt a "final goodbye"? 
gumbito would never leave us ❤️
he knows hes the only man keeping this channel together
Remember kids, if someone is suicidal, cut all contacts with them before they cut all content with themselves (please dont, if you friends or family are going through a hard time, be there, you dont have to do anything, being there is always a game changer)
Aww, ty bruno
And no Delight, this is a community I feel valued in, I would never leave
I hope my suicidal friends reach out to me so I can do nothing about it
just the kind of person i need to open up to
average norwegian
I'll get banned one day, but until that day comes, I'll be enjoying ya alls company
great to hear that! i love you too (no homo)
The dream

Love you too dude, no homo
hey i think i've been to that resturant
Jeremias Neun Acht Fünf
✊ 😔
same tbh
looks like finnish landscape atleast
Just respecting boundaries before I break them 
THERE IS ONLY MOUNTAINS AND FJORDS IN NORWAY
why are you happy about that
Guns. SO MANY GUNS
mfers arguing about the different shades of green in fir trees
how can you ignore the giant screaming skeletons that are scattered all over the mountains and fjords
watch it rn then
Will do
also im thinking of watching legend of vox machina
more like cocks machina
BRO I BINGED IT YESTERDAY, IT'S SUCH A BANGER
They all die in he end. (Not actually)
yeah ive actually seen a lot of spoilers
deez nuts die at the end
but i wanna watch it anyways
generally many movies ive watched had been spoiled for me
look at this goofy fella
but i still enjoyed them
its almost like theres a difference between watching it yourself and having someone tell you about it or watch clips of it
Is this the great monolith?
But in tree form
HOW HAS NOBODY PUT THAT FACE ON THE MONOLITH
THAT HAS SO MUCH MEME VALUE
Yes bruno san
make it, post it on reddit and farm that karma
I only use reddit for porn
MISTER BEAAAAAASSSTTT
what kind of porn?
Feet.
based
Jk I got like 20 categories
YEEEEEES!!!
Tell
of porn?
nonononon please dont let the foot fetish ruin you for me too
I would but I am too dam lazy
Yup
I am constantly looking for new things that won't put me in jail
i think you mean sarcasm
why not things that will get you in jail
this mf is definitely on r/vore
couldnt find a good enough gif
god i actively avoid that
Wait a moment
Do.. are.. are cannibals the original vore enjoyers...?
well i personally try to avoid it as much as possible
I wouldn't say so
only if they gor horny while doing it
snakes are
i think
I try to tell my mom i need a mirror my size
plesiosaurus perhapses
Snakes do it for a very sad reason..
So everyday i can look at my body
well cannibals still chew their food, but a vore just swallows it whole
yeah they got no teef
i wish i had your self esteem
Oh- I thought vore was just like eating people
Let's change it for the money you own. Deal?

no its a fetish
ohohohohoh
They do, but they do it cuz they are starving and cant find any other food 😭
Tbh
Or they are just dumb enough and do it sometimes
i am unemployed
When i am under extremely high stress you can say i eat into myself like crazy
You got fired?
have this infant baby
Not a cannibal xd
weird dog
didnt say it was human

okay i cant provide that
i already had a clingy attention seeker, never gonna happen again
I mean you can try to make people actually like ya in some more ways
Such a cute pupper
water ferret 
ferrets that can actually survive
Funny thing, I'm attention starved, but it kills me to act like it, so go figure 
:(
Ahhh ok i get it x3
we need to go cold turkey

everyone ignore gumbito for 5 days
do u want to send memes to each other as a only way to keep in contact bcs we both lack critical communication skills ❤️
Cold Turkey?
yes i am planning a freeze ray that will annihilate turkey
That sounds great bro, but I'd rather cuddle ❤
just gotta evac syno and we are good to freeze the rest of em
homies be starving for physical affection
memes are just theoretical cuddles
me too :(
same but i just internalize it and accept it
utkaj jape konfident
I got a dam second pillow to hold
nvm you good then, keep coping solider
WHATS THAT? I CANT HEAR YOU COPING ALL THE WAY FROM HERE
The same pillow I soften every night with my hugs so that when the day comes, my significant other will have the softest pillow known to man kind
p!translate en utkaj jape konfident
utkaj jape konfident
utkaj jape confident
bro i just replaced any hope of hugging a human with the pillow
'shut your mouth snitch'
you shut up 
Ofc bro
Bro I love those glasses
now i wanna drink water you bastard
good, go drink water
imma go real quick and drink like half a 1.5 liter bottle
They would look so dam good on me with a comically small and comically tall tophat
I generally love glasses
@digital quartz
@midnight tree I found the one for you
oh my god 😭
shes perfect
Morning morning
morning rav
Kampf.Netz 
Bro I barely understand yet that shit's funny as fuck
@queen finch
SiegRAR
i use that
SiegRawr
i apologize, i was only kidding. thank you for the translation
SiegRawrX3
rawr x3
I swear if this gets into a tick of mine I'm gonna kill someone
Lmao
Goood
N o
I can't stop it anymore
If it were to happen before,this wouldn't happen
That's what happens if you push your desires and freedom away
It gets back to you
Literally
Which one?
Puss in 2
this girl is dangerous
they have problems with bandits and when I asked if they need help she said
"no it is personal"
holy shit this site already has the last of us show pir- i mmeeaaannn borrowed
No way you watched it already
No spoilers 
I fucking love puss in boots
puss ends up in bed with shrek
im just kidding
i can send you the link to the site
i already did to delight
@solar obsidian
She's a keeper
Gimme
Gib
yes?

