🎪bruh-fart

[upper spruce]

p!dragon

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-pat-cute-pet-gif-17472506

[abstract path]

Wait

P!moth

...

Sadness

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-angry-moth-noises-gif-7921579

[plucky void]

ouch the THX sound

and I suppose bread from Mecklenburg Vorpommern isn't normal

[abstract path]

P!sadness

P!sad

[digital quartz]

no its perfectly normal as far as I know these are legit fever dreams

[abstract path]

Damn

[plucky void]

p!dog

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[abstract path]

He knows

[upper spruce]

p!dragon

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721259011051225150/955441285710381096/happy-dragon-fly.gif

[hidden path]

holy shit

https://youtu.be/Vyfx9FwmHMY

[languid rapids]

@old cove

[heady crow]

im right on that east west divide

[ruby minnow]

Balkans

[vivid marsh]

One of my fav game reviewers, loved his unhinged BTD6 review

[heady crow]

hey hey people

[vivid marsh]

The correct choice

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749664158236278804/840837813704720394/video0.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1064337243419971614/trim.5B32CC45-C492-49F3-8ED1-37EE594A4917.mov

[grizzled meadow]

Ssethposting = instantly best user in here

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/sseth-tzeentzach-gif-20374652

[grizzled meadow]

100% best user now

Also guys a dude blocked me because he's butthurt (he did something wrong), how can I cope now?

I swear I hate Discord for this

[primal kiln]

[grizzled meadow]

At least give me the possibility to react to his stuff

I just want that

I want to react but no you can't

[heavy peak]

Kick him from the server

[plucky void]

add a new rule

"if you block anyone from the moderation team, you'll get banned"

[grizzled meadow]

DAMN that's a good rule

[plucky void]

I think I remember some other social network had a bunch of groups with rules like this

[grizzled meadow]

Unfortunately they still can technically read you

[plucky void]

I think it was Fecesbook

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

It's Facebook 100%

But in that case it's normal

You can't read them

But they know if you block them

On Discord is more subtle

You either write them or react them

I just found out this dude blocked me because I wanted to react to something he said

I can't even tell him on the Superman thing about The Witcher

I'm honestly mad for that, not being able to react

I don't care about being blocked

[plucky void]

rekt

[heavy peak]

Actually that was how i learned that a friend who i known for a decade, ended up blocking me.

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lL2iYRzSzw wrong link

[abstract path]

I wanna burn a wooden plank and hit someone with it

uwu so quirky

#idkwhattosay

[pastel quartz]

no need to say anything mum

[abstract path]

Damn

[amber marsh]

Real real

[pastel quartz]

daddd

[amber marsh]

Yes?

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/skitzy_va/status/1614712151461212160?s=46&t=vqNBqmVaNOHpU0kiQwKW7g

Skitzy (@Skitzy_VA)

I MET MR BEAST @MrBeast

#mrbeastmeme #mrbeestmeme #mrbeast

Likes

120980

Retweets

14834

Twitter · Jan 15, 2023, 7:52 PM

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015170838087094282/1064353834970910831/ballin.mp4

[amber marsh]

Feet lovers, stand down

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570294835441827840/991899909458509925/4A7A5F31-5791-4081-ABBA-EEE5B3E51B1E.gif

[grizzled meadow]

I watched this movie few hours ago

Absolute banger

Whoever came up with the meme is a comical genius

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jpj-liar-jim-carrey-liarliar-gif-26213491

[heady crow]

Had to grind for this view

[grizzled meadow]

Literally me

[primal aspen]

This pic goes hard ngl

Good morning fellow degens

[grizzled meadow]

You're free to go

[amber marsh]

What movie is that I am so invested in that meme

[primal aspen]

What do you mean?

Oh!

[amber marsh]

Poggers time difference, what time is it for u?

[primal aspen]

Im free

[upper spruce]

Bro, literally posted this around 6:30 pm yesterday 😄

[primal aspen]

08:41

[upper spruce]

Not that it matters

[primal aspen]

I live in southeast asia

[upper spruce]

Ima go sleep, nini good people

[ruby minnow]

Zoolander

and

[primal aspen]

Good night kriegs

[ruby minnow]

how can you not know Zoolander

[upper spruce]

ZOOMLANDA

[amber marsh]

Dam

[primal aspen]

Yea

I slept at 2am in the morning

But still wakes up at 8

[amber marsh]

Wtf

Is- is that a thing 40 yo moms of every country on earth do?

On Facebook that is

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-22965240

[errant river]

My grandma sends me these, not that specific one tho i found it in a meme

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/деньтещи-gif-23537742

[errant river]

https://tenor.com/view/صباحكم-نور-السباعى-gif-22108610

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/rose-love-smiley-gif-13218857

[heavy peak]

Omg

Not the relatives facebook stuff

[solar obsidian]

more

[grizzled meadow]

That's @heady crow

[slim osprey]

Real

I'mma do both at the same time tho

Ain't gotta choose lmao

[amber marsh]

Goodnight brainfart stalkers too!

I thought I said that in here

[amber marsh]

May the great monolith keep you all safe from the horrors of SoCiEtY

[solar obsidian]

too bad we have to live in one

[ruby minnow]

when tiktokers do it its being silly but when i kill people i'm a murderer

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/635824943992406036/1002006619833516032/caption.gif

[errant river]

Not ideal

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/956216570848370720/1038057832119009300/czad54qnwmu91.gif

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/عاطفعزالدين-flower-gif-16184028

[errant river]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-rose-flower-sparkle-gif-17719638

[pastel quartz]

THATS MINE!!!!!111!1

STUPID11111

[crimson flame]

ok

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1064363820593717289/trim.CD603CE9-C247-4D92-A5EB-0457EB7F8E60.mov

@grizzled meadow

[upper spruce]

https://youtu.be/QZFR6mHyC2Q

Le cat

[upper spruce]

https://youtu.be/FYH8DsU2WCk

[heady crow]

#921156747631157299

[upper spruce]

Actually listening to that while sitting by Sidrovichs bunker, having coffee.

[upper spruce]

I'm sleepy so I'm sure the Mods will forgive me this once

@edgy abyss you phat, short 'bold

Go serve a dragon or something

[edgy abyss]

dafuq did I do?

[upper spruce]

Nothing I'm going to bed.

[edgy abyss]

[upper spruce]

New emoji? I love it ❣️

[edgy abyss]

emogi

[upper spruce]

emoji

[edgy abyss]

emgi

[upper spruce]

umomji

[edgy abyss]

[upper spruce]

Good night

[edgy abyss]

night

[woeful lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371896306211487754/1063968748589035610/324441635_709962700699643_4024970500565770378_n.mp4

[ruby minnow]

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck is that app

[woeful lance]

fuck if i know

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/515095990605316110/1064287433459515483/image-16.png

[pastel quartz]

sus

[sullen ermine]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1614653761481310210

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/635824943992406036/1002006619833516032/caption.gif

[pastel quartz]

stupid bitch

[fading shuttle]

the left not the right

she cute

[pastel quartz]

you b wanting to marry virtual women because you got no play in your life

[fading shuttle]

yeah

and

[pastel quartz]

go to rizz school

[fading shuttle]

nah

[pastel quartz]

go to rizz academy

[fading shuttle]

nay

[edgy abyss]

Go watch some big tittied anime instead, my treat

[fading shuttle]

why not big ass instead

https://tenor.com/view/trade-offer-gif-21546586

[edgy abyss]

What ever makes you feel like a king, king

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/crown-gif-19049041

thank you emperor

[edgy abyss]

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-chuck-mcgill-chicanery-breakdown-gif-25422432

[abstract path]

Imagine not having any demons in your room

[plucky void]

If you don't, it means you're the demon

[abstract path]

I will haunt your house ooooo

[rose ferry]

becoming the most feminine man so that you can steal men from the bitches as revenge is the most top tier strat out there

[slim osprey]

Fuck I was about to fall asleep

[abstract path]

Fuck i was about to do something

Ah yes

Your mom

[rose ferry]

maybe he should go to sleep

[slim osprey]

Maybe I should

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664981158509150278/1064267981397430442/redditsave.com_rule-v1p7cph559ca1.mp4
Did I already steal this from here?

[reef anchor]

I'm outperforming myself grinding Germany than I was US

in WT

[ruby minnow]

what the fuck are you talking about right now

[reef anchor]

War Thunder

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/what-have-you-done-homelander-antony-starr-the-boys-what-did-you-do-gif-26043522

[uncut obsidian]

||1||4:20

[abstract path]

Lol

[ruby minnow]

ITS THE FUNNY NUMBER

https://tenor.com/view/cat-insane-gif-21702784

[primal kiln]

average Ultima driver going 120+ on the highway

for no reason in particular

[plucky void]

Overwatch says 'stop kicking it'

he stopped kicking it

[grim sluice]

Benefactorless Behaviour

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kick-stop-it-dont-move-cute-gif-8388588

[languid rapids]

parents when their baby wont sleep

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-gif-26284103

[undone wave]

Jokes on you, I'm not attracted to anyone 😎

[languid rapids]

this looks like a horrible reality. no thanks

[crimson flame]

yeah living and dying alone is the way

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-bird-sad-gif-21136900

[undone wave]

How allowed are non english memes?

[languid rapids]

this is not accurate to my life experience. I am not a bird.

[undone wave]

Bloodline dies with me

[glad tree]

The trick is to not tell people you're attracted to fictional women.

[languid rapids]

i dont hide it. I also dont hide that i think real women are aight.

if you just focus on the memes. nobody will know

ssshhh

[weak jackal]

okay i wakey now

[pastel quartz]

NO MY TOILET!!!

[undone wave]

That was the last toilet in bavaria too

wrong one

[undone wave]

Brainfart bucketlist

[crimson flame]

this meme called android a dumb phone

i refuse to acknowledge this meme's existence

[orchid robin]

Im on a great path, both nostrils unclogged for now

Lets hope it stays that way

[uncut obsidian]

#╓☢stalker-chat message

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/in-stairs-slide-gif-21095842

[undone wave]

Powered by the soul of Rowling herself

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1008508705295319131/1064401005502013501/THE_VROOM_SLAYER.mp4

[ruby minnow]

i watched this video yesterday

it was a funny one too

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/puke-nausea-nauseous-food-throw-up-gif-24422826

[halcyon meadow]

yes

[hoary elk]

good night cranial flatulence

[weak jackal]

gimli x legolas real

[abstract path]

Real

[pastel quartz]

No.

[gaunt trout]

Hue Hue hue

Ę

Hihihi dick

[pastel quartz]

Ą

[fading shuttle]

B-but bulgaria made Cyrillic

Not russia

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/grueling-grueeling-clamplicated-shrimple-gif-26210349

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/your-octopinion-is-invalid-its-as-shrimple-as-that-its-kind-of-conchfusing-actually-its-very-clampicated-gif-26280918

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/its-simply-resharkable-your-octopinion-is-invalid-its-as-shrimple-as-that-gif-26284133

[wind forum]

Gretabrap

[pastel quartz]

california is the worst state

it fucking sucks

[reef anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/960319095616704522/1064453161177329675/20230115_215417.jpg

[woeful lance]

god i hate the british

[rose ferry]

god I hate the yankees

[eager igloo]

British hate you too

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/steaming-mood-gif-26350270

[rose ferry]

then don't live in birmingham 🤷‍♀️

[covert vigil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N0Sx5ZppUE
Good morning brainfart

[covert vigil]

CS are the best because for the most part, as far as I know, they just mind their own business and make things work for as many people as they can

They don't try to overreach or push an ideology, but they're not completely passive either

[wind forum]

Clear Sky is baller

Best outfits

Best tunes

[covert vigil]

TRU

I'm starting a new save with Freedom just to mix things up a little, and they're alright, but Lukash is a touch insufferable

[wind forum]

I've never played Freedom

Having to circumvent Rostok is a pain in the ass

[covert vigil]

Yea I'm feeling that r/n too

[wind forum]

If somehow the bar was made to be truly neutral that'd be great

I remember walking in once and military was waiting in the courtyard to end my Ironman run

And duty just kinda walked though the firefight like it was nothing lmao

[ruby minnow]

Anti-Sidorovich Church best faction

bro this guy is using Vortex

L

[lapis zinc]

Let him cook

[covert vigil]

And?
Vortex is good. Don't @ me.

[ruby minnow]

no it isn't

[pastel quartz]

in europe you drive for 4 hours people speak in dialects and the cheese tastes funny

[covert vigil]

I have literally never had a serious problem with Vortex

I do not get the hate

[ruby minnow]

i've had

it doesn't support heavy modding

[covert vigil]

My FO4 profile would like a word

(I can't pull it up right now as it's on another machine, but)

[ruby minnow]

MO2 is way better because of the freedom and the simplicity

[gaunt trout]

jokes on you my university uses dishwashing soap instead of soap in mans bathroom

[covert vigil]

That's fair. It's definitely much lighter-weight.

[ruby minnow]

Vortex uses LOOT automatically while MO2 doesn't use LOOT and lets you control the load order yourself

+there is a lot of mods out there that needs to be put in a specific location in the load order so they will work to their full extent

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059891394765926410/1064451603685462066/TDdr0kgM2p9yWQ0G.mp4

[covert vigil]

I've never had a problem with that, and you can also override it

[ruby minnow]

like MAIM 2 which needs to be put last in the load order

[covert vigil]

My least favourite part of modding in Creation Kit games is micromanaging load order, and for the most part, LOOT just kinda works

[gaunt trout]

this is normal

that in gamma is so much mutants?

[ruby minnow]

i had a stroke reading that

[covert vigil]

There's cases where I have to manually resolve conflicts, but Vortex also makes that quick

[covert vigil]

Yes. Sell mutant parts to Butcher for a consistent income stream, or hold onto them for tasks.

Stock up on hollow point and buckshot, Butcher also sells that really cheap. (You'll come to love the man.)

[ruby minnow]

like whenever i tried to go over 90 mods on Vortex

it just breaks

[gaunt trout]

i never use shotguns

[ruby minnow]

on MO2 its not like that

[gaunt trout]

and never will

[ruby minnow]

and if you've seen

every person

[covert vigil]

Weird, breaks how?

[ruby minnow]

that is either experienced with modding

or has a big mod list

uses MO2

[ruby minnow]

the game just doesn't open that kind of breaks

[covert vigil]

Huh.

I guess I've been lucky

I've been modding as long as I've been playing games on PC

[ruby minnow]

you probably don't use the off-site mods

[covert vigil]

Oh, fair, yeah I keep it to one source unless I need to

[ruby minnow]

i joined 10 discords for FO4 modding kek

[covert vigil]

I got into triple-digit mod counts with FO4 I'm pretty sure, although honestly, a lot of that was patches for FROST...

[wind forum]

[ruby minnow]

my max was 201

and 160gbs\

[wind forum]

Frost is the only good FO4 mod

Not saying much though

[covert vigil]

There's lots of really cool ones that end up being hampered somehow by Creation Kit

[wind forum]

I like how Todd hyped up fallout 4 modding and its barely anything

[covert vigil]

Like SimSettlements is fantastic, but its inherent complexity means it takes up a LOT of the engine's script time

[pastel quartz]

i have 700+ hours on fallout 4 and i regret like 500 of those

[covert vigil]

I love FO4 modding, but I really wish I'd gotten into STALKER sooner.

[wind forum]

I have like 250 or 300 hours

2k hours NV

[pastel quartz]

i have 640-650

amazing game

8/10

[covert vigil]

My numbers are skewed because part of it is offline mode on my partner's account before I got my own copy, part of it is on PS4. But I think I have smth like 500-ish overall

[orchid robin]

So when did you start taking estrogen

[covert vigil]

Most of my time in NV was on 360 when I was a teenager, but I have another few hundred in that and I think just under 100 on Steam

[wind forum]

xd I'm the other kind of NV player

[eager igloo]

I need to install more mods to NV

[covert vigil]

oh no, the racist one?? /j

[wind forum]

No the one that hasn't taken estrogen yet

[eager igloo]

And to continue my low int run

[orchid robin]

Out of your friends which one are you

The racist

The racist

The racist

The racist

The femboy

The racist

[covert vigil]

The deeply irony-poisoned transfem egg

[covert vigil]

Ah shoot my steam library family share thing doesn't show on this machine cause I haven't activated it here yet so I can't check my NV hours

[orchid robin]

So your average nv player

[covert vigil]

217 hours on my account for FO4 though
So probably another 300 on that
And ~50 on PS4

[orchid robin]

Thank god i mostly played the super serious, ultra realistic hardcore videogame known as

Payday2

[covert vigil]

HAHAHA PD2 is great

But it was a short-term interest for me

[wind forum]

Gaeday2

[covert vigil]

I guess I just don't have enough friends that play

[orchid robin]

I sank so much time into it

[orchid robin]

No that happened after i took a break from it

[wind forum]

Wish literally anyone played GTFO

[orchid robin]

Eeeeehhhhhhh

[wind forum]

Goes hard

[orchid robin]

Yeah sorry but it just doesnt hit the same way

[wind forum]

I love having an argument with my friends on why we failed and then schedule to play it next weekend

[orchid robin]

Gtfo players when they fail: nooooooooo, it wasnt my fault, you made the mistake

Payday2 players when they fail: restart? Restart

[wind forum]

I never make mistakes

[orchid robin]

Sure sure

[wind forum]

Glad you agree

[orchid robin]

For me at first i made a shitton of mistakes

[orchid robin]

You dont stealth first world bank in under 10 minutes without making every mistake possible first

[covert vigil]

"I didn't shell out for a minigun and queue up Razormind to do this quietly"

[orchid robin]

For me stealth has always been the most fun

Every monkey can just shoot a gun at the enemy

Not every monkey can take them out quietly without triggering the alarm

God i remember my beginning days when i wanted to do bank heist quietly, then it went to shit and i had to hold the fort with silenced akimbo deagles

[covert vigil]

Trueee
Both are fun

[pastel quartz]

me and uhhhhhhhh

[covert vigil]

And that's the best thing about the game, that both can be fun

[pastel quartz]

me and

uhhh your mother or father

nah fuck it

threesome

[orchid robin]

You ever did overdrill?

[covert vigil]

I never got to FWB unfortunately

[orchid robin]

The what

[stone blade]

Good morniinnggggggg chat ❤️

[orchid robin]

Its (arbitrary number) am/pm/mm

[stone blade]

for me its morning

henceforth i say Gm

dont complain

[orchid robin]

I shall complain evil moustache cat

[stone blade]

muhahaha

[quartz saffron]

Gn chat

1 am

[orchid robin]

Im already bored

And i got 9hours ahead of me

Madirex only mod currently online?

Time to post cat gifs in newcomers

[quaint ore]

I remember when I posted how to make an actual fertilizer bomb in brainfart

Good times

Mods almost murdered me

[orchid robin]

Idk how they didnt actually murder you

[quaint ore]

I didn't provide instructions on how to detonate it

[wind forum]

Every man has the right to explosives

[quaint ore]

Yes

[wind forum]

It's how you use them is what matters

[quaint ore]

I never blew one up with malicious intent

[wind forum]

Groundhogs can get it

[orchid robin]

What about the othera?

Others

It doesnt need to be malicious intent if theres a person in the wrong place at the wrong time

[quaint ore]

I did this in a secluded area

No one would be harmed except me and some trees

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/simple-shrimple-shrimple-gif-its-really-that-shrimple-not-so-shrimple-now-gif-26259869

[stone blade]

he's a fisherman

doing fishing

[amber marsh]

Good morning stalkers

I feel like an emission happened last night and my arm was out of cover

[covert vigil]

https://twitter.com/CornPatrol/status/1614718196258594816?t=TaXy0jwnHuXJjMSyWaeeTQ&s=19

Corn's Emporuim (@CornPatrol)

ngl i had that coming

Likes

494

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jan 15, 2023, 8:16 PM

[covert vigil]

Enjoy your armless life nerd

[amber marsh]

Lmao

I wonder tho

Would it actual tear off your arm?

[covert vigil]

Time to join the Bandits and be the literal One-Armed Bandit

[amber marsh]

Cuz you can at best have it at, literally an arms length away

[covert vigil]

If yr out of cover on Hard, you explode

[orchid robin]

What about soft

[covert vigil]

Like a mutant caught in a Vortex

On Medium and below you just die

[amber marsh]

I'm talking hypothetically just your arm

[covert vigil]

(The point of the explosion on Hard is that it destroys the loot on their bodies)

[amber marsh]

Npt talking gameplay wise

[orchid robin]

YOURE GONNA DIE, YOURE GONNA DIE

[covert vigil]

Yea, the idea here is your arm exploded

[amber marsh]

Interesting

[covert vigil]

Just wake up and there's a pile of gore next to your shoulder and you're like "FUCK"

[orchid robin]

What do you mean

“Wake up”

[covert vigil]

(Although really you'd probably bleed out)

Assuming the explosion didn't wake you up already with enough time to bandage it up
Assuming you don't go into shock first?

[orchid robin]

Just bleed out? You would immediately go into shock which would increase your heart rate which would speed up the bleeding

[covert vigil]

Lots of assumptions needed to survive this hypothetical

Can you go into shock when you're unconscious already? I thought it was like a CNS overload.

[orchid robin]

Mate your fuckin arm explodes

You are not sleeping hard enough to not wake up from this and go into shock

[covert vigil]

Shock is about pain, and sure, the nub on your shoulder hurts, but the rest of it is gone.

[orchid robin]

But here is the thing

The signals your nervous system sends to the brain are fast

So your arm exploding

At least half of that pain will be transferred to your brain for you to experience it

[orchid robin]

Morning brunksi

[heady crow]

Morning kriegs my friend

How do you fare on this fine morning

[orchid robin]

I want to die

[heady crow]

Mood

[orchid robin]

You?

[heady crow]

Whats up with you wanting to die

[upper spruce]

He is depressed lul

[orchid robin]

I have 9 hours of lessons ahead of me and lemme tell you this, i am not really enjoying this uni that much

[covert vigil]

So an emission is electromagnetic energy, right? The explosion would be from the inside out, all at once.
Your pain receptors are mostly on the outside, so they're likely destroyed before they even fire.

[heady crow]

Waiting for my bus stop in spring like conditions aka 2c and fuckall wet

Its supposed to be like -30c rn

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[upper spruce]

Don't waste time in it, like I did with mine 7 years ago >.>

[heady crow]

What you studying in uni?

[orchid robin]

The finnish man complaining that its not the ice age

[orchid robin]

IT

[covert vigil]

Spring?? My sibling in Eris, It's January

[heady crow]

Ye i much prefer dry ~25c to wet 2c

[orchid robin]

Which is fine as a hobby for me but its not something i wanna pursue

[heady crow]

Im sorry for you

[heady crow]

Thats what im saying

[covert vigil]

How is it spring

[orchid robin]

How fuckin old are you

[upper spruce]

Younger than you think lul

[heady crow]

"Spring like conditions" when its january

[covert vigil]

Oh I see

[orchid robin]

7 years in uni? I think i might be close

[upper spruce]

Nah I wasn't 7 years in university lul

[orchid robin]

Oh……..so you are not at least 25

[upper spruce]

I was there 7 years ago. I spent 3 in it and dropped it cause I hated it, plus a teacher scandal.

[upper spruce]

Higher

[orchid robin]

Okay 7 years ago

So you are at least 25

[orchid robin]

30

[heady crow]

Nah but how you got 9 hours of lessons tho dutyer

[upper spruce]

28

[orchid robin]

The guys that made the schedule are morons

[upper spruce]

skill Issue

[heady crow]

[pastel quartz]

Meeee

[orchid robin]

Ayyyy its maxim

[pastel quartz]

That's me

But I'm not a manly man

[orchid robin]

One of the few friendly faces here

[heady crow]

Your time table is fucked dude. Id want to kms myself too

[orchid robin]

No shit

[rose ferry]

wdym doesn't get any manlier than that

[rose ferry]

good morning

[upper spruce]

p!implode 886960933862273055

[pastel quartz]

I'm a girly girl :3

[orchid robin]

Not to mention im not even that interested in the studies

[orchid robin]

Goodnight

[heady crow]

Only guys can crossdress such it is the most manly thing a man can do

[covert vigil]

My life has gone completely off the rails and I'm just waiting to die of something completely stupid.

[rose ferry]

in my new world, wearing skirts and thigh highs is manly

join the revolution sister

[orchid robin]

Crossdress now

[pastel quartz]

Girls can crossdress too it works both ways

[rose ferry]

exactly

[orchid robin]

Eat too much caviar

[rose ferry]

exactly, the most effeminate thing you can do is crossdress

[covert vigil]

I'm transfem but I only have boy clothes so I'm technically always crossdressing. Get on my level.

[orchid robin]

GOD I FUCKIN LOVE CAVIAR

I WOULD KILL AT LEAST ONE PERSON HERE IN ORDER TO GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY

HELL I MIGHT EVEN KILL BRUNO IF IT GUARANTEES ME THAT

[pastel quartz]

I just wear boymoder clothes 24/7 cause theyre comfy and it's cold -w-

[covert vigil]

Tru

[upper spruce]

Wow, Dutyer having an expensive food taste.

[covert vigil]

Dutyer being bougie? No surprises there

[orchid robin]

For Christmas my aunt brought like 2 cans of it

We came home

I tasted it

[orchid robin]

And now im addicted

[heady crow]

You better go far in the IT industry then

[covert vigil]

Don't rope in daydreaming and dissociating ajxhdbdbf

[rose ferry]

thank you for this

[heady crow]

Need to be able to afford caviar in the future

[upper spruce]

Lol

[orchid robin]

Im gonna steal the caviar

[amber marsh]

Mf you're greek, you probs dont even have the money for it

[upper spruce]

Sure

[heady crow]

True

[orchid robin]

I DOUBT THERE IS CAVIAR IN GREECE

[covert vigil]

Based

[amber marsh]

licc

[orchid robin]

MY BEST BET IS PROBS POLAND

[amber marsh]

Lmao

[upper spruce]

Nah, it's tongue pointing
Mild insult

[amber marsh]

Theres caviar in greece but it's really expensive from what I've heard

[heady crow]

Move here. We got fresh fish 24/7 which means caviar

[amber marsh]

Gotta do it from the side then, that looks like a cute licc

[covert vigil]

The last time I ate anything involving fish eggs it was so disgusting I swore off of it

[orchid robin]

Give me your caviar

[upper spruce]

Dumbito

[amber marsh]

Dam bro it's just fish eggs

[upper spruce]

[heady crow]

If you come here :3c

[covert vigil]

The mouthfeel made me want to die

[orchid robin]

I HAVE NEVER TASTED EGGS THAT GOOD

[upper spruce]

I give you fish-sticks

[orchid robin]

Fuck off you are 28

[heady crow]

Was it Red or black caviar btw

[orchid robin]

The less expensive red one

[heady crow]

[upper spruce]

Which means I have more life experience than u so

[amber marsh]

Have you tried marinated eggs?

[upper spruce]

[orchid robin]

Mate, you know how old i am right?

[amber marsh]

Dutyer aren't you like 60 or something smh

[rose ferry]

caviar fell out of style for me a long time ago, might redevelop a taste for it though

[covert vigil]

FUCK

[rose ferry]

if brüno force feeds me caviar maybe I'll get into it again

[amber marsh]

Real

[upper spruce]

Not old enough for sex-education

[covert vigil]

Sex is cardio and we hate exercise

[amber marsh]

Bold of you to assume public education is that good here

[orchid robin]

Actually the sex education here is non-existent

[pastel quartz]

I've never had caviar

[rose ferry]

damn I love exercise now

[upper spruce]

Same lul

[upper spruce]

Exercise with me lul

[orchid robin]

Everything i know i had to learn from r/askreddit posts

[upper spruce]

Nah, I used porn

[orchid robin]

I dont mean that part

I meant the safety etc

[pastel quartz]

I give p good head

[rose ferry]

we had safety very well covered here

[orchid robin]

Here they didnt even tell us what a condom is

[rare mica]

Duality of man.

[rose ferry]

the experience stuff I partially awkwardly fumbled my way through in my teens

but today I can say with confidence that I suck dick like a fucking champion

[rare mica]

I thought we in the zone because we are depressed

Or depressed because we in the zone?

[upper spruce]

Banana 🍌 protection system

[pastel quartz]

I'm a girl dummy

[rare mica]

Duality of woman

[fading shuttle]

https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5vpbx/poland-larp-america-ohio

[covert vigil]

meanwhile

[orchid robin]

Hell we only learned what aids was in 1st grade of highschool only because we had a dedicated health class

[wind forum]

Average furry

[rose ferry]

am not a furry

[orchid robin]

Says the man who had a furry licking ass as his pfp

[upper spruce]

"AIDS is the virus of the gae, if u not gae u immune"

[wind forum]

Where

[orchid robin]

And thats where my problems start

[upper spruce]

Pfff lies

[upper spruce]

Pussy on top of pussy action.

[fading shuttle]

netflix kerfus on top of kerfus

[orchid robin]

Not to mention our “social studies” teacher was against sex ed

[covert vigil]

W h a t

[upper spruce]

"REPENT, SINNERS!!"

[warm fossil]

sex

[heady crow]

Nah but like thats a big cat

[rose ferry]

he's a good boy

probably

[covert vigil]

Every now and again I remember that that's a thing that people actually believe

[orchid robin]

And made some comments of “i respect gae people as long as they dont do (insert something that straight people do all the time)”

[wind forum]

Get married

Kiss

Obtain a CDL

[covert vigil]

Exist in public

[warm fossil]

I sent at least one message in brainfart, now I can safely log off

[covert vigil]

Later

[wind forum]

You will dangerously log off

[orchid robin]

She even complained about how netflix now has “mandatory.GAYS IN EVERY SHOOOWWWWW………like sure yeah definitely”

[upper spruce]

"I respect gae people as long as they are not gae"
-Average human rights enforcer

[covert vigil]

Kill people (wait that one's fair)

My sex ed was decent I've just never had that much interest in sex

[rare mica]

This channel feels like giving elephant's foot a goodnight kiss

[rose ferry]

as long as they aren't gae

[upper spruce]

:(
Try me lul

[wind forum]

Human rights defector

[orchid robin]

I actually know her son, i practiced archery with him, hes a young fella but really likeable. Just for what she said i hope he turns out being not straight

[warm fossil]

most of the time

not always

[covert vigil]

Like I have a working libido but I'm not constantly thinking about it, and it's been miscalibrated to weird fetish shit anyways, so I'm effectively ace

[upper spruce]

He gunna get murdered by her

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[upper spruce]

Oh noes its maja, HIDE!!

[orchid robin]

Hello

[warm fossil]

hi maja

[covert vigil]

I don't, for his sake.

[orchid robin]

Nah i know his father, his father would def stand up for him

[covert vigil]

That's nice, at least.

[wind forum]

Diagnosis no bitches

[orchid robin]

I also have a perfectly functioning libido yet i also got no bitches

[upper spruce]

Ya bich

[wind forum]

I'm retarded as hell I can't get bitches

[orchid robin]

Find someone as dumb as you

[upper spruce]

Get retarded biches

[covert vigil]

I'm in a trans polycule lol. The only thing stopping me from including the one local person I share anything with is that we're both huge introverts

[orchid robin]

Its been 30 mins where is the professor

[wind forum]

Hit up my DMs then

[covert vigil]

So, yeah, not wrong actually.

[orchid robin]

Nah mate you are nowhere near my moronic state

Don’t underestimate yourself

[upper spruce]

Banging a college student

Is he hawt ?!

[wind forum]

Shut up

[orchid robin]

Shes a woman

[covert vigil]

No u

[wind forum]

Get some help

[covert vigil]

No u

[upper spruce]

Is she hawt?!

[orchid robin]

No

[upper spruce]

Darn

[rare mica]

The zone needs you to be trans. Stop Hip's monopoly on femininity. Join Duty

[orchid robin]

Wanna know who is hot tho?

[upper spruce]

Classic RE finale

[orchid robin]

I agree

[upper spruce]

Not me?

[orchid robin]

You aaannnddddddddd

[rare mica]

Boiler anomaly

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-gif-18675569

[covert vigil]

Duty are probably TERFs
Clear Sky will pay for your transition
Freedom will go "lol that's cool here's some ketamine"

[upper spruce]

Horni

[rose ferry]

zone wants men to pretend to they're women?

[orchid robin]

I meant obama

[covert vigil]

Ew

[orchid robin]

You and obama

[upper spruce]

Exactly

[pastel quartz]

Freedom has all the fun stuff

[orchid robin]

OH COME ON, LOOK AT FIRST TERM OBAMA AND TELL ME IM WRONG

[upper spruce]

"YES, WE CAAAAAAAAN!"

🥫

[covert vigil]

Not you LMAO

[rare mica]

Those who came to the zone to be rich can do so by establishing prostitution

[covert vigil]

Deadass.

[rare mica]

No more playboys and maxims

[orchid robin]

Freedom is already trying that with bloodsuckers

[covert vigil]

Did yall see the porn mag removal mod on Moddb

[upper spruce]

Bro careful, that is quite dangerous talk there

[orchid robin]

NOOOOOOOOO

[upper spruce]

[orchid robin]

I will never stop talking shit about freedom

[wind forum]

Freedom is probably on the same level as Duty

[covert vigil]

I'm pretty laissez-faire, people don't make mods for me, but I saw that and I'm like "hmm."

[rose ferry]

I've been to thailand, saw things I want to unsee 👀

[wind forum]

But Frenchie said no talking about faction politics

[midnight tree]

real

[rose ferry]

next stalker game location confirmed

[upper spruce]

Not big enough boobs in them anyways

[orchid robin]

I DONT SEE FRENCHIE AROUND, DO YOU?

[covert vigil]

Real

[pastel quartz]

Real

[orchid robin]

Ass enjoyers for the win

[pastel quartz]

Not enough big buff moobs

[midnight tree]

aldo hasn't been online for a while so he's probably dead

[upper spruce]

Not a good place to be.

[orchid robin]

Im telling you, the mod team pulled a julius caesar on him

[amber marsh]

It's all about the feet smh

[pastel quartz]

I wanna motorboat rogues chest can u blame me

[upper spruce]

[orchid robin]

You are insane

[wind forum]

Oh yeah you right

[amber marsh]

Ayo?

[wind forum]

Tryna sneak this

[amber marsh]

I forgor who rogue is

Nvrm

[upper spruce]

[orchid robin]

I dont get it

[amber marsh]

Dw

[solar obsidian]

No.

[orchid robin]

I thought it was a sex joke

[wind forum]

Keeps me covered then

[orchid robin]

But i doubt if

[wind forum]

[orchid robin]

It

[upper spruce]

[pastel quartz]

Rogue carries a big gun and wears super heavy armor he's gotta have huge muscles

[midnight tree]

who is rogue

what game are we talkin

[orchid robin]

Joes cousin

[wind forum]

Titty beast

[heady crow]

Since hes got huge muscles you ig

[heady crow]

Whos joe

[upper spruce]

JoJ BiB

[pastel quartz]

Stalker rogue

[orchid robin]

Joe, the guy who was diagnosed with ligma

[midnight tree]

ahhhhh

yea he's based

[rose ferry]

llove that guy

[heady crow]

@broken topaz

[midnight tree]

mf cleared out every monolith in the tunnels

[orchid robin]

What the fuck

[rose ferry]

woman moment

[heady crow]

Whats ligma

[upper spruce]

"LIGMA BALLS!"

[orchid robin]

The secondary effect of the deadly sugma disease

[wind forum]

If I could I would vaporize all of you

[pastel quartz]

thanks

[heady crow]

Whats sugma

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/this-could-be-us-gif-26422654

[rose ferry]

it's a shortening of lig marine

[pastel quartz]

Rogue could put me in a headlock

[rare mica]

Would anyone make me gen 0 russian tanker NVG mod if i gifted them doom eternal

[upper spruce]

skill issue

[heady crow]

Real? 😳

[pastel quartz]

real >~<

[orchid robin]

Sugma dick

[covert vigil]

STALKER reactions to coming out as trans:

Duty: honorable discharge

Freedom: "Lol that's cool, here's some ketamine, trans chicks love that shit right?"

Clear Sky: "We'll have Kalancha import some hormones, do you have an existing prescription?"

Military: has already shot you

Eco: "That means we can try this mutant transplant on you, right?"

Bandits: too fucked up to respond

Renegade: "Fuck yeah sister, you wanna dig through The Pile for some new gear? I'm sure there's something girly in there"

I have too little experience with Monolith, UNISG and Sin to comment on these three, however in order of most to least accepting I put them in that order from initial impressions

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/ps2-yakuza-kiryu-kazuma-kiwami-gif-25762669

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-ehehe-shy-gif-25842019

[heady crow]

Bet

[pastel quartz]

ok?

[pastel quartz]

The pile sounds ominous

The pile

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-meme-gif-cry-about-it-meme-cry-about-it-cum-about-it-cum-gif-24391636

[orchid robin]

🅱️et

[covert vigil]

I started writing that when the topic was relevant and then it moved along lmao

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-kitty-review-cat-gato-gif-26186725

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-gif-19521148

[midnight tree]

real

[rose ferry]

guys pretending to be chicks up in here

hohee

[pastel quartz]

train derailed, helicopter crashed, cat died, dog died[...]

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/arrow-above-arrow-up-arrow-up-pointing-up-gif-25302252

[upper spruce]

Loners: Between -> I"I don't give a damn " and brutal beating.

[covert vigil]

I barely count loners as a faction

[woeful lance]

yooooo

https://youtu.be/0OAVFugWtow

skyblivion 2025

[rose ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/food-eating-rabbit-funny-gif-19725913

[heady crow]

@stone blade

[pastel quartz]

Loners are too uh, not really a faction to make a stereotype of

[orchid robin]

Huh?

[covert vigil]

Sidorovich would probably mumble something and then ask where his fuckin money is

[rose ferry]

shh don't worry about it

[upper spruce]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE goto Gulag

[amber marsh]

What does that say?

[upper spruce]

[stone blade]

me

[orchid robin]

The day i decide i wanna be banned i will go on a political rampage up in this bitch

[stone blade]

loners are loners they dont bother anyone

[woeful lance]

kitty ksksksksksks

[midnight tree]

that's a lot of sticks he has. what was that other word for a bundle of sticks again?

[amber marsh]

Ty ferret person!

[rose ferry]

👈 👈

[midnight tree]

simplified bottom surgery

[rose ferry]

new bottom surgery just dropped

[wind forum]

PHALANX

[upper spruce]

Woman, don't insult mah fave faction

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/418250622245142538/1006362012156178473/image0-122.gif

[broken topaz]

yes

[upper spruce]

[heady crow]

Fuck

[midnight tree]

[orchid robin]

Piss kinks are just going tooooo far

[pastel quartz]

Wtf

[midnight tree]

let's even it out with some cum

[pastel quartz]

[hidden path]

good morning

[upper spruce]

[covert vigil]

My phone just crashed what the hell happened in here

[amber marsh]

Mornin Gorf

[pastel quartz]

Good meowrning

[amber marsh]

How did you sleep

[heady crow]

Not going far enough

[upper spruce]

Things going downhill

[midnight tree]

amazing how the human body can separate the piss from the cum in my balls fr

[hidden path]

❤️

[heady crow]

Morning gorfster

[midnight tree]

omg gorf hiiiiiiiii

[amber marsh]

[wind forum]

Bruno has a shit fetish 😭

[heady crow]

The brainfart e-celeb woke up

[orchid robin]

Imma pass on that bj then

[upper spruce]

Ewwww

[hidden path]

Slept poorly and my shoulder hurts but rn my cat is sleeping on my legs so life is fine

[upper spruce]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-joke-kevinmcgarry-loveatfirstbark-lafb-gif-23130397

[hidden path]

he purrs

[midnight tree]

when you think about it piss is just the shit of the dick

let's be real

[wind forum]

Got that IBS

[midnight tree]

mhmm

[wind forum]

I Be Shittin

[upper spruce]

You are a side-sleeper too ?

[rose ferry]

had a nasty shoulder pain when I woke up as well

[broken topaz]

Dont say it like that

[rose ferry]

I feel your pain

[orchid robin]

People sleep on anything but their side?

[upper spruce]

Side sleeper?

[midnight tree]

what are you gonna do about it?

[rose ferry]

I sleep on my back sometimes

the medically proven sleeping position

[hidden path]

yeh, can't sleep otherwise

[heady crow]

I sleep on my back always

[wind forum]

I'll jolt awake if I sleep on my back

[midnight tree]

i sleep on my back like i'm in cryostasis

[orchid robin]

[heady crow]

I be laying like a corpse there

[upper spruce]

I feel u

[rose ferry]

bet that's how you make your money too

[midnight tree]

i wish

[heady crow]

Nah i dont make any money

[rose ferry]

ow

[heady crow]

Out of that atleast

[hidden path]

trying to sleep on my back feels weird

[pastel quartz]

Anyone who sleeps on their tummy is deranged and not human

[orchid robin]

Unemployment speedrun

[rose ferry]

I'm too faithful to sell any services 😔

[hidden path]

maybe if someone was hugging me I'd sledp better 👉👈

[midnight tree]

bet

[rose ferry]

dam gorf where you live

I'll be right there

[orchid robin]

Sell them to your bf

[heady crow]

Fr. Plan is to get into reserve officer training so i can stay working at the military for a couple years

[rose ferry]

👈 👈

good idea

[orchid robin]

What after

[hidden path]

I'm in France still

[upper spruce]

Ok then ima go bacc to snoozing n porn, later good people.

[pastel quartz]

Bleck!

[heady crow]

[covert vigil]

Imagine being in the military for any longer than you have to be

[wind forum]

Aw damn bro same

[heady crow]

Ill let life decide

[orchid robin]

Im staying there till retirement

[solar obsidian]

i'm sure Grok might give you a hug

[orchid robin]

Or death

[covert vigil]

Real

[midnight tree]

i have ascended past humanity

[upper spruce]

Damn, I thought you were a Goth xD

[midnight tree]

tummy sleepers unite

[wind forum]

Who sleeps with pants and a t shirt

[covert vigil]

Correct (positive)

[hidden path]

I'm a goth girl yes

[orchid robin]

I do

[midnight tree]

can confirm

[heady crow]

Ye fair enough. Dont think there are many jobs till retirement here. Most of my friends and family members worked for a few years only

[hidden path]

I'll sleep on your tummy

[rose ferry]

wha

what's wrong with that? I sleep like that so I can have my mans give me a delicious back massage in the morning

[upper spruce]

I hope you have HUGE galonkas too

[pastel quartz]

How do you breathe

[wind forum]

More like getting your back blown out

[orchid robin]

“Massage”

[wind forum]

😭

[upper spruce]

[midnight tree]

twist my head 90 degrees

[rose ferry]

too light for my own good, not enough weight on my lungs 😔

[covert vigil]

Turn ur head to the side

[orchid robin]

Kriegs trying to not be horny speedrun (impossible)

[rose ferry]

silencio

[midnight tree]

i've had sleep paralysis whilst having my face buried in my pillow

could barely breathe n shit