#🎪bruh-fart
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It was all a dream
OH WAIT
DID MINOS WRITE THE TESTAMENT?!?!
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literally me
my majestic kot
Obligatory babushka looking out the window in case she needs to tell you off
I’ve heard stories of these benches they are protective of
I think not
pls fckin marry me already
so true
I should P-rank act one but I'm bad at the game
it surely can't be that hard
act two is where shit really hits the fan
I never got act two P-ranked
Kid named Rail-coin
man I love bullying Swordsmachine
Same
How hard has Minos been Priming your ass?
I like his dropkicks.
It really adds some extra flavor to the snake knuckle sandwiches.
Bro i have so many extremely malicious thoughts rn
not mine but here is a cat
I have thoughts like "law ain't gonna do shiet on yo ass if you're underage"
Or like
On kid wantet to do arson just cuz of some bullies right?
I said break their bones. They got plenty.
If a bully bothers you?
Bring a mirror. See how frustratet they get
See how ticked off they get
KICK THEM TO THE GROUND
Break their knees.
Fucking kill them
What are they gonna do? Stand up?
Only god would know. But that's where they're heading.
Not if they're dead.
Modern problems require ancient solutions.
I agree
I just wanna break something so badly right now it's just
It would feel awesome
Also just putting it out there, law will do shit if the crime's bad enough. Like murder. Though, you could totally break someone's knees and get a slap on the wrist for it if you appear sorry enough.
I know that one
I just got over myself with the kill him
I swear to god though some bullies
How about working out?
if you choke them for long enough they will be sorry
Lel
Give him a coingun kiss from me.
boom, shrimple as that
Isn't that the same pic?
the previous one was Standard
ass Priming time
Crash it
I wish
Fuc
hey guys check this out
fucking first try
couldn't do the same on Standard though
simply too good
time for act 2
act 2...

Which is weird since Minos stops RP walking at phase 2 of Violent.
nothing a good rail-coin can't stop 
No idea
Katana ZERO
Yes
No, that won't work...
You look like this don’t you
Me sad
I don't wanna get mad again ,_,
I feel sad now
We sad
Have you become Death?
At first i felt like breaking someones knee fr
Now i just want a hug
No, it’s midnight, I’m depressed from being in a car for more then 6 hours, and I just visited my family I haven’t seen in two years

Are you an introvert?
Is there a max level version of an introvert
implovert
Close enough
(spoilers for the ending, 0:47 if you want to hear the psycho sounds)
also
literally me
I want my grindset to look like dracula from classic Castlevania
Bruh
Me hearing that is making me go off with a hell of another emotion
NO
HE'S LITERALLY ME IN EVERY WAY!!!
ON GOD!!!
WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!
OUR master plan 

nah seems like a krill issue
yes
stupid
Fr though
well given the recent gun law cases we could get a whole mess of gun regulations removed here
perhaps even
still
unregistered automatic rifles
HK doesn't sell the shit people want
eh i'm a kalash man myself idk much about what HK got aside from the g3 and the mp4
money
Bottom lol
Cartels have a suspicious amount of American military weapons
Wonder why
Boating accidents 

Well keep them to urself
I c a n t


You know why i write them down?
To let off my anger
And if anything i can even be happy to just be able to do that one thing
Cuz it's actually helping
probably bought the shit we left behind in Afghanistan
cough or maybe its leftovers from the times cartels have worked with the cia in the cold war to overthrow south american goverments cough
holy fuck 100% accurate
me
time to hack it
| | | | Reboot Optics
burning devil goat shit raining from the sky
they do a little "euch" sound when they plop down onto the ground
You watched castlevania?
i have masturbated to sypha
Okkkkaaaayyyy luckily im not that down bad
Ayo that short mf looks really similar to Kaczynski
i first i thought that is kaczyński
not that kaczyński
I dont mean the deceased one
I mean the one that should he deceased
Me at the Jupiter tower
they are twins
Yeah but fuckin died years ago
btw in what country do you live? @orchid robin
you know much more then person living outside poland
no matter you are half polish
Rn greece, but this year im planning to move into poland
Id rather know the current political climate of the country im planning to move to
if you know some polish i can send you retarted songs
oh no my brothers have just discovered the n word their school is doomed
……… i know polish
respect
I thought you were gonna send the cow one
cow song is meme from 2009
more or less
like this
@real tinsel
Idk why they attached the cow to it
Its a song about drugs,addiction and desperation and someone went “it needs a dancing cow”
same

hey executioners can have breaks
most people dont know this is song abut lactose intolerant and milks soup
Yes that's true
Also i learned some weird polish slang
Not weird as in its meaning
But what they decided to use for it
Daj mi loda (give me ice cream) id also slang for a fuckin blowjob
in one old cartoon is "jacob make me ice cream"
my name is Jacob

in general ice cream is blow job
I will never be able to ask for ice cream in poland without people sucking me off ig 😭
tbh if you think about this it may be wired
but if you go to ice shop you just say more or less
1 "flavor" please
depends
of situation
if you will ask for ice cream
in shop friend may be like:
hehehe jacob make mi ice cream
and nothing else
but if you are alone with girlfriend at bed and ask for ice cream
she could take it in 2 ways
but if you say thing like can you pass me ice cream she will not be confused
in most times that must be "making ice cream"
Woah woah woah, a girlfriend? Damn ig there will never be an ice cream misunderstanding for me
same
Unless the homies get a bit close
I REMEMBER THAT CARTOON
honestly still no idea what the fuck was the endgame etc
But I remember watching it
btw i have to ask how much polish you are
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No i have not watched a terrorist tutorial
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in general 1 guy was making adult cartoons for tv
and they said he cant do some thing because they will not put this on tv
so this guy decided to make most controversial and most shitty cartoon how was that possible
and most important lyrics from this are legendary
and i often say those in regular conversation
I thought it was going to be like 12oz mouse shitty
this was in tv
Good morning chat ❤️
Good morning Ivan
for example: free is fair offer
What are they like ants
you are talking about this cartoon?
those are aliens
Average polish male
This cartoon feels like someone died while watching it at some point
Probably from an OD
or: my name is kamil zdun it is funny how one puppy prank (young age prank) can turn you life about 360 degrees
im not telling that is impossible
remember this is poland from 2005-20010
so more like vodka overdose
This is pretty shit but idk if it's the worst. It's up there
Oh yeah it feels 2005/10
do you know polish?
there is also typical about polish dres
he make it regular
and add some events from irl
Música: Message from the Stars
Créditos: Ornitonrrinco
yes
but he may have some people from animation
fat ass walaszek
That is the only good thing to come out of this godforsaken channel, that is fucking amazing.
Well done!

You should ping everyone in announcements and post your masterpiece, it deserves more views
It's really well made

too late
this message couldnt stop me because i cant read
ciaper on his way to break into #📢announcements and do the everyone ping
You should fart yourself, now.
personally im waiting for a big update before i pick it up again
i have to download just one of those yes?
fuuuuuu
arent those the same files?
the effect stacks
i did this at first time downloading
now i will play safe and take just one
Time to go and play stalker EFP
i will turn on the armor and weapon sales in gamma
cwinge
@orchid robin and i dont have time for 4 times 3h of downloading
how dare you enjoy the game how you want
honestly
the main aspect of gamma that really drew me
was the part replacement mechanic
like fuck the main problem anomaly had was the crafting system
but other than a few minor tweaks here and there it was really good
(anomaly not the crafting system)
wearing a helmet thats supposed to protect from shrapnel while wearing no other armor at all
woman
☕
plot twist ||it is a death||
even better
i just want death to crush my head between her thighs man
thats sign language for " im in dire need of surgery"
are you sure?
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damn we got another bottom
second best cover
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the voice is good but synthwave doesnt fit
b- b- but when i made bdsm test i got switch
you got what
only 51% bottom and 49 top
your switch is broken
that 1%
perma stuck on bottom
i am something% this and something% that which means im a something
but everybody is bottom at some %
i got bottom that high because im respectfull for partner
respectful for him domming you?
"as a sign of respect for you my love, i shall let you peg me"
there was a questions like will you hit your partner during sex or offend
"i am not a bottom, i just really respect you"
i think they should maybe have an option that says "if they want it"
there was both
if want or not
but still i wouldnt feel good with doing this
fuuuuuuuuu anomally seeds went down
i have to wait extra hour
im downloading expedition and its showing me i need to wait 20 hours
remind: he calls me a bottom

What maja looks like irl
i realised 1 thing
No
how close tho
somebody uses this like i use that gif
Not at fucking all

You sure?
reject is a first step.....
You know lung cancer is pretty hip lately
If id look like that, id either be dead from the homophobic or from myself
until maja does a face reveal, thats what they look like
Yep
simple 'as
That gif is now cannon
does that mean im femboy?
now i must listen to this on repeat for another 16 hours
im proud
Why?
i made something cannon on this ds
Waaaaaiiitttttt
no no no no
Is that you
not like you think
i found that gif
after looong searching
and send this here
in that meaning
PROVOOOOOOKING
I searched smoking femboy on gifs WHY IS IT SHOWING ME WOMEN
skill issue
BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION
I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
this guy is polish
Ofc hes polish
ok wait
Me in stalcraft storyline:
nono
noticed 1 thing
you are polish and greek
lesgo
femboy^2
Yes yes
I FUCKIN KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THAT
got him
Such is your fate, determined by your ethnos
I know what it's like
why seeds on anomaly are going down aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ok i go
will give more internet into anomally
Yeah no descending misery
@uncut obsidian can I Send you a thing on priv?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SONG NOW 
I can't, it's still Imagine Dragons
wtf is wrong with you people
*isn't a quitter
That's what the dog meant when it said
"Didn't I do it for you?"
Thank you for your sacrifice, borzoi

You broke it :c
It's because I missed this one
No one would notice
But I did.
Bitches be like: "Guys with Australian accents are so sexy!"
Australian Guys:
Couldn't live with his own failure so ruined it for everyone else
the helpers wanting to be loved
helpers listening to the dumbest questions newcomers can ask: 
oh the misery
btw question
anyone know a definitely safe source that i can download c++ from
@lusty sonnet
Ukranian cat moment
mingw

New Zealand
define download C++, an IDE to write it or the MS redistributable or ..?
or he's asking to upload the entire C++ skillset into his brain Matrix style
GPT has been nerfed tho :'(
how so?
Fuc
write and process programs i write
write in notepad
compile in cmd with gcc
bro that would be so helpful
Time for benadryl
oh right that exists
customisable
in school we mainly used it for html
VS code is life
I've been having fun with chapgpt writing code for me
Frfr ong dude
I got some things planned today
Hhhh
VS code always breaks for me
This is gonna be fun
So i only use it for highlighting
and writing
debugging and compiling i just run through the terminal manually
i have a nerf gun next to me and vs code never breaks any more
And more niche plugins never functioned properly
vscode never breaks for me
Like when i wanted to write prolog and haskell
setting c++ is a bit hard but doable
Jetbrains is also good for coding
whats nice about VS code is
Hello me
you can set up a direct SSH connection
How was sleep?
hi!!!
Man i wish i had that gaym
it's awesome
hi you
Tophatt has gone insane
Ah yes
I think you mean we have gone insane
what do you mean "Tophatt"?
No
We're in your walls
do not listen to them
under no circumstances
just enjoy your life
nothing will happen to you

not as light
Maxwell 🙏
haii uwuu
fair fair, mainly used it cuz free licenses and co-op coding
yo
oh yeah coop coding is awesome. i tried vscode liveshare (vscode coop coding) but pairing clients had some trouble, wasnt as smooth as i expected
duality of man lmao
i coop code when i teach and need teaching
yeah switched from the vscode one to Intelij coop
just gotta have the right friends/coworkers
i honestly wish i can do it more often
wish i could do it less often
is that a good thing?
Holy shit is he a good guy now?
you bet he is
yeah thats what i emant^
Fuck yes
omg wicked weapon
wish we could play as monolith in stalcraft
@proven crown has been warned.
Damn daniel
The dog will be
Imagine politics
😎
I will

True..

The silhouette of this looks funny
why is it shaking
because do not the cat
it doesnt shake for me
He experiences the consequences of his own actions
I dont get the joke
Reaped what he had sowed
gm
Watch the video then read the post
AN ABOVE AVERAGE SIZED CYLINDER AT 5.1 INCHES LMAO
LMAO
to be fair
lemme check the greek national average
I think its like 5 or 6 inches
erect length its 13.30 cm
so by that measure theres a good chance gumbito is above average

he is
ayo what
of course maja said that
of course
is maja above average
good question
inw hat?
@pastel quartz
cylinder size
maja has the biggest pp out of all brainfarters
answer
oh, i have a micro
i have type c
the fuckin average in ecuador is 17cm
dam
you should look at africa
every single country is above that
this list is vairous countries from every single continent
various
nvm
zambia won the penis olympics this year
swear to god girls cant tell what a 6inch looks like anyways
NO WAIT I READ IT UPSIDE DOWN
they are used to seeing the hubs version of a 6 which is more like an 8 or 9
ITS STILL ECUADOR
i even measured mine
ECUADOR HOLDING THE TITLE OF LARGEST AVERAGE PENIS LENGTH
its well average but she said it looked like its a 3 :(
pornhub is good if you wanna release some pent up "feelings" but it def shouldnt shape your expectations
I'm not slowly losing it, it's going very fast
dont believe her porn addicted ass
shes not worth ur time king
wait lemme check something
i dont remember last time i measured
but i remember it was i think [def not revealing this to you mfs]
wack
imma steal that
use the addon that lets you hidden discord channels
Bro too lazy to cook zhe noodles
theres a channel named moderators furry collection
joking
i have seen some weeiird channel names
though
@grizzled meadow you cant hide staff-furry-rp forever falco
although it breaks discord TOS
Jokes on you it's already behind 7 proxies

sounds like a challenge
and most servers ban people real fast because discord doesnt like the idea of people messing with discord
1 in ten people live by a pedo
time for a witch hunt
not me i live by a boy with a fat ass
i wish i lived by a guy with a fat ass
thats one way to kill someone
you are in a firefight with some bandits
emission is soon
every starts running for it
to far away from any shelter so you just grab and force one on the ground to make sure you die with them
just take anabiotics 4head
Isn't that nsfw
its art
I got nsfw art too xD
Aldourien
fart
I wanna fall for it.
same bro
i wanna do that now
i need to reread this

who keeps shadow pinging me
@grizzled meadow find the shadowpinger and bring him to justice
There's noone there..
Schizophrenia intensifies
what is a shadowping?
it's when someone pings you and then deletes/edits their message
who would do this to someone?
Good idea, let's cause an explosion!
for some reason discord still keeps the ping though
i was expecting a lot of falling bolt noises
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