🎪bruh-fart

[warm fossil]

Oh my goodness gracious

[night lava]

/stats user @night lava

[ruby minnow]

let me see my own stats

[night lava]

how does it work

[swift scarab]

Showoff

[swift scarab]

Do “/me”

[ruby minnow]

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-trapped-trap-funny-villain-gif-4559766

[night lava]

see user's stats

goofy ahh

how do i do it

[warm fossil]

oh hey we got new emojis

[swift scarab]

Since you’re apparently a Neanderthal

[night lava]

[night lava]

[upper spruce]

No

[night lava]

yoo new emoji cool

[grizzled meadow]

You're welcome

[wind forum]

got damn!!

[night lava]

he brain fart user

[night lava]

certified

[grizzled meadow]

The voice incident

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/you-talk-too-much-jericho-ford-apache-junction-blah-blah-shut-up-gif-24451719

@grizzled meadow

[ruby minnow]

Falco so

[night lava]

falco talks to much

[ruby minnow]

discussion of closing rp chat

what do you think?

[warm fossil]

CIVVIE UPLOADED A NEW VIDEO

GOODBYE CHAT

[grizzled meadow]

AYO?

[plucky void]

already? nice

[grizzled meadow]

GOODBYE CHAT

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osYu-QC38JQ

[night lava]

who is civvie

[grizzled meadow]

Meh Thief

[grizzled meadow]

Hello again chat

[swift scarab]

Hmm

I wonder

[warm fossil]

oh it's thief

aww man

still a Civvie video

[night lava]

who tf is civvie

[warm fossil]

something to watch before sleep

[warm fossil]

Pinnacle of Online Entertainment

[plucky void]

ppl acting like thief videos are bad

[night lava]

and why is this mf not uploding did he die or smt https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2r7HhUYj2k1uPg1Kl1ncPw

[swift scarab]

Time for groks stats

[night lava]

grok

[warm fossil]

they're not at all, it's just I'm not really a Thief guy

[night lava]

Grokitach

Grokitachision

[swift scarab]

Hmmmmmmm

[night lava]

Grokitachisionasdeplas

[swift scarab]

Inactive Aldo moment

[wind forum]

quickly while he's looking away

[warm fossil]

hell yeah!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1063489477399556156/E45AA42C-328E-4149-A088-F70E3D022C6B.gif

[swift scarab]

Certified Cavalo Moment

[plucky void]

time to check this new ffxiv dungeon

[night lava]

why

[grizzled meadow]

How the hell can we know

https://tenor.com/view/kronk-emperors-new-groove-you-got-me-it-doesnt-make-sense-confused-gif-9516308

[night lava]

idk you guys are official stalker moderators

[swift scarab]

He lives in Slovakia, how should we know

[grizzled meadow]

official stalker

[night lava]

Official stalker

Official stalker gamma discord

[swift scarab]

My brother in Christ this is a server for a modpack

[night lava]

but it says offical stalker gamam

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

Stalker GAMMA

Not Stalker

[night lava]

still its stalker

[swift scarab]

And I’m officially going to fuck your mom, congrats, you learned to read

[grizzled meadow]

Yes it's Stalker but not the original fucking game

It's still Anomaly

[night lava]

official stalker experienced user

[swift scarab]

I did not choose the piss role, the piss role chose me

[night lava]

still you are official

[swift scarab]

And you’re exiled

[night lava]

well atleast am not official

[grizzled meadow]

I did a good thing by exiling him

[orchid robin]

We thank you

[night lava]

official mf's

still this is the official stalker gamma modpack discord

so you must know something

right

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-dogelore-mods-dogelore-i-muted-them-tom-cruise-gif-14948097

[upper spruce]

If only vanilla infantry had better range.

[warm fossil]

only this chat can handle the best of the worst

[swift scarab]

The worst of the worst just get vaporized by Aldo

[night lava]

thank you

[swift scarab]

That’s not really a compliment

[warm fossil]

exactly

[night lava]

its an official compliment

[swift scarab]

I’m going to eat your spleen and make you watch

[night lava]

official spleen eating ?

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-despair-xqcdespair-voidge-troll-gif-24691555

[night lava]

ok maybe not official

[grizzled meadow]

Me when I mute someone in brainfart

[plucky void]

official

[night lava]

very official of you sir

[plucky void]

official mute?

[swift scarab]

Doesn’t matter, spleen gets eaten either way

[night lava]

i mean

i dont like someone eating my spleen

[swift scarab]

Too bad

[night lava]

tho maybe someone in #931238326172794881 would like to

[swift scarab]

I don’t talk to those people

[warm fossil]

I'm afraid to look at those people

[swift scarab]

Do they count as people

[grizzled meadow]

offical

[warm fossil]

Good question!

[night lava]

The Official #🎪bruh-fart Channel

[upper spruce]

Get rekt

[warm fossil]

I don't know

[grizzled meadow]

They're good people but the ERP is a plague

[swift scarab]

I’m going back to Death Stranding now

[ruby minnow]

Then close the rp chat there won't be ERP anymore

[warm fossil]

ERP is a plague everywhere

[warm fossil]

he's right you know

[swift scarab]

Also, in case anyone cared, the Company Of Heroes 3 Playtest is free and currently running on Steam right now, if you’re interested I’d try it out

I’m going to play funni FedEx simulator now

[night lava]

define good officialy

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/death-stranding-fall-stumble-clumsy-fall-over-gif-26543601

[upper spruce]

Only at the bad places, yes

[ruby minnow]

Iedy help

[night lava]

what kind of interaction tho

[ruby minnow]

i need birb

[upper spruce]

General Try-Hard <:C

[night lava]

world war 2 ass lookin mf

[swift scarab]

https://www.thesixthaxis.com/2023/01/11/company-of-heroes-3-multiplayer-tech-test-is-now-on-how-to-sign-up-on-steam/

You guys have until Monday if you wanna try it out

[upper spruce]

ew

[swift scarab]

Found the rts hater

[night lava]

but if ig et it is it like FOREVER or like just until monday

[abstract path]

You're better then me

[upper spruce]

Sorry, I'm allergic to shitty-money-grab games

[abstract path]

My record is wave 11

[swift scarab]

Playtest ends Monday, last Playtest before release in February

[night lava]

ohh ok

[night lava]

says the guy with the ... whatever pfp is that

[swift scarab]

Sees new game for a series
Instantly bases all assumptions on previous game

It’s fecking free to try, won’t kill you

[warm fossil]

now we're even

you're good at HLM and Katana ZERO, I'm good at ULTRAKILL

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-spamton-spam-tong-deltarune-chapter2-big-shot-gif-23456800

[abstract path]

just you wait till my arsenal is full

[night lava]

so like

what if i go to uhh rp channel

[warm fossil]

[night lava]

and like uhh

[abstract path]

I mean i got the railcanon

[night lava]

i say uhh

[abstract path]

And ik how to fucking

[upper spruce]

Kid, you really belong in here

[abstract path]

Slow down time!!!

[upper spruce]

Enjoy the ban

[swift scarab]

Kek

[warm fossil]

whar

[upper spruce]

https://media.tenor.com/u7hFjVOOUIQAAAAM/troll-off-youre-blocked.gif

@night lava

cri

[night lava]

so like i go to rp channel and i say that strelok is a

good stalker

[abstract path]

Yes

[uneven sinew]

@digital quartz Pillars of eternity II obsidian edition is on sale in fanatical

[abstract path]

You can actually slow down time with Q

[night lava]

shut up

[warm fossil]

you WHAT

[abstract path]

TRY IT RN

[upper spruce]

You are right, but CoH 2 is playable still because it was saved by Modders
Maybe CoH 3 will be saved by Modders.

[night lava]

look at yourself

am honestly disapointed in you @upper spruce

[swift scarab]

Wouldn’t know, I don’t have friends and only play the campaign

[warm fossil]

oh right the weapon selection wheel

that's one hell of a obscure thing

[night lava]

tho

[uneven sinew]

I hope the CoH 3 German voices are actual German, not English

[night lava]

am i gonna be here forever ?

[upper spruce]

https://media.tenor.com/yyhmZ8J2IYMAAAAM/monkey-laughing.gif

[warm fossil]

most likely

[abstract path]

🤝

[upper spruce]

Monkeyh going crazy.
Have a 🍌

[night lava]

hell nah bro

[night lava]

am not gonna stay with this mf

[swift scarab]

Regardless I find it hilarious that they’re acting like CoH3 already failed when it’s only in a Playtest they haven’t even tried yet

[abstract path]

I never knew they had a weapon wheel

[warm fossil]

if you keep up the good work you're definitely living here rent free

[swift scarab]

[ruby minnow]

i stay with Krieg every day

watching him

[night lava]

hell nah get me out of here

[uneven sinew]

I have the test too and Krieg said aw to me too

Lmao

[grizzled meadow]

I had to play KH1 but watching him rant is funnier

[swift scarab]

[upper spruce]

Fite me instead

[uneven sinew]

What I've seen from the game features look good tho

[ruby minnow]

no i will just live in your walls

[upper spruce]

Pfff perv

[night lava]

this mf is like that mf from lord of the rings the creepy one

[swift scarab]

It’s got a solid base to work off of

[abstract path]

Mann

[ruby minnow]

don't judge me if your walls are so comfy

[uneven sinew]

Kinky Horny 1 the game

[swift scarab]

The building destruction physics are nice too in 3

[abstract path]

I just wanna be on that double grindset bro

[warm fossil]

to be fair, the Rocket Launcher is everything you'll get in Act 2

[grizzled meadow]

(Kingdom Hearts)

[upper spruce]

Don't be fooled, it's very well designed commercial campaign.

[warm fossil]

oh, and gun alternatives as well

[uneven sinew]

I haven't tried the game out yet, cause 50 gbs

[abstract path]

Rail gun?

[night lava]

can i atleast acces the tarkov channel

[grizzled meadow]

No

[uneven sinew]

I know, never played it

[night lava]

[swift scarab]

Hmm nyes, the game made with money, is designed to earn money

No shit

[uneven sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-glasses-off-cyberpunk2077-gif-14311112

[abstract path]

That moment when you tell horny people a railgun exists:

[warm fossil]

nope

an actual rocket launcher

[ruby minnow]

how tf is this related to horny people now

[warm fossil]

rail gun

[upper spruce]

I'm sorry but CoH 2 was a terrible design for micro-transactions >.>
You can;t even build tank-traps unless you pay another 15 EUs to play as the op Brittons

[abstract path]

Rail

Railing

[swift scarab]

I’m sorry I don’t have friends and only played campaign, can’t relate

[night lava]

fucking hell

[upper spruce]

[ruby minnow]

oh like that

[warm fossil]

that I cannot for the love of me use properly

[grizzled meadow]

I know you know

I'm still trying to understand why people are so into it

[warm fossil]

literally cannot adjust to the fact I have a FIFTH weapon

[night lava]

am gonna do the illegal

[swift scarab]

Something something Disney

[abstract path]

Did you make it through the third act?

[night lava]

am gonna talk stalker in #🎪bruh-fart

super illegal

[grizzled meadow]

I love Disney but even then...

[swift scarab]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[night lava]

i feel like am actually exiled in a mental asylum

[swift scarab]

I don’t

[warm fossil]

my man, Act 3 is in development

[swift scarab]

That’s the idea

You wanted to act like a clown, welcome to the circus

[uneven sinew]

Cause Goofy it's in it (idk really)

[abstract path]

By that i fuckin mean the part where uh

Where le boss fite happens

[night lava]

are gifs allowed

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/no-chad-giga-chad-giga-chet-gif-25063092

[uneven sinew]

If you play rts games I can play with you

Man

[warm fossil]

that doesn't help at all

[abstract path]

E

[warm fossil]

I got through the whole Act 1

and completed Greed

[abstract path]

Same

[night lava]

https://tenor.com/view/toilet-smoking-gif-25020845

[warm fossil]

exclusively for Whiplash

[abstract path]

And i almost completet greed

[swift scarab]

It’s less of “don’t have friends” and more of “don’t have friends that won’t bulldoze me in a battle”

As such, I play campaign on max difficulty

[night lava]

i have friends but i dont like them

[swift scarab]

Literally the polar opposite of how friends work, but go off

[night lava]

idk man

they stupid asf

they cant make the fucking brain work

[uneven sinew]

My friends don't play rts games cause they think they are big brain games

[warm fossil]

meaty airshots and going weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee on a rocket at max

[swift scarab]

My friends that play rts games are big brain, that’s the issue

[night lava]

my friends are so stupid they think stalker gamma is a sequel to tarkov

[upper spruce]

@swift scarabWe can play CoH 2 if you want. You can download the "All 177 Units Mod" and the game will be enjoyable again.

[warm fossil]

oh and also sending enemies up into the sky

the classic 4 do the work good enough

[night lava]

idk how but sure

[swift scarab]

Already did that, it’s not that it’s not enjoyable, it’s just that I never win against people better at the game then me

[uneven sinew]

Sounds like tryhards

[swift scarab]

Not really, I’m just very dumb

I have a habit of making a blob of units and then bum rushing

[upper spruce]

Nah, not PvP of course, that's toxic as fuck.

Like most people in here.

[swift scarab]

Great strategy in old command and conquer, not in CoH

[uneven sinew]

Turtle strategy

[upper spruce]

Problem is the majority do not have servers for online game.
Only that one... I refuse to ... call its name...

[abstract path]

I want

[upper spruce]

That's usually GLA gameplay xD

[edgy abyss]

I love coh

[swift scarab]

Meanwhile I’m still playing Red Alert 3 campaign for the funni

[uneven sinew]

Hoard resources, defense strategy and then attack

[warm fossil]

play Wrath

[night lava]

aint no way you can base build now in gamma

[warm fossil]

get to the 3rd chapter

[night lava]

fortnite refernece ?

[warm fossil]

boom

profit

[abstract path]

Fuck

[uneven sinew]

Play supreme commander

Forged alliance

[edgy abyss]

I think i completed RA3 and uprising like 3 times

[night lava]

please get me out of here please

[abstract path]

Time to grind more

[swift scarab]

Been there done that

[night lava]

i wont talk about strelok anymore

[warm fossil]

no, you're stuck in this paradise

[edgy abyss]

Fkn, love the Pacifier

[uneven sinew]

All the men of war games

[edgy abyss]

Dat voice

[uneven sinew]

[night lava]

i dont belongh ere

[edgy abyss]

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937433410182467645/1063495805106925648/20230113_133215.jpg?width=684&height=663

[night lava]

i belong in the #╓☢stalker-chat

[abstract path]

Based

[swift scarab]

Meanwhile the enemy goes british and uses the funni drop ship plane for commandos and drops them right on top of a command point

[edgy abyss]

[upper spruce]

https://c.tenor.com/mT47J0PmXZgAAAAd/kanedancing-dance.gif
Black Hand op as fuk

[midnight tree]

i'm going to the gym later
are you going to the gym later?

[warm fossil]

hey speaking of Wrath, I got a job to do

[amber marsh]

God dam I feel like a sack of shit rn

[midnight tree]

become a sack of cum instead

[abstract path]

Not going to the gym yet

[night lava]

i feel like am in a mental asylum rn

[abstract path]

I kinda just woke up

[edgy abyss]

Boo! Nod shit

[swift scarab]

You said that already

[abstract path]

Gonna make more squads

[upper spruce]

Still ill ?

[night lava]

didi

[amber marsh]

Yeah, worse now

[upper spruce]

SHUT IT, INFIDEL!

[swift scarab]

Yep

[night lava]

did i ?

what

[amber marsh]

Breathing hurts 😭

[uneven sinew]

Alright gonna try coh 3

[night lava]

indeed breeding hurts

[uneven sinew]

Let's see this shit

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZrGIIIBhNg
Get rekt, Infidel

[warm fossil]

thank you hakita!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!11!!111!!!!!!!

[amber marsh]

At least this I'd keeping me company

[abstract path]

But you kinda don't even feel it

[edgy abyss]

Huff that copium. Your leader abandoned you for alien cheeks

[swift scarab]

It shoves you into the tutorial by default to start, if you exit the game and go back you can never play the tutorial again cause funni

[abstract path]

Goddamn

[night lava]

yes yes

[upper spruce]

That's what you think... infidel

[uneven sinew]

Fuck the tutorial

[night lava]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/973354697668849704/1015501509066227772/shutthefuckup-1.gif

[swift scarab]

I POPPED MY JOINT FUCK THAT HURT

[edgy abyss]

Oof, copium addiction

[midnight tree]

cockium

[upper spruce]

You can;t kill the Messiah.

[night lava]

cumium

[abstract path]

How much work out should i do the time i am awake?

[uneven sinew]

I'm gonna record it and make a video about it

[abstract path]

And how many times?

[upper spruce]

https://c.tenor.com/mT47J0PmXZgAAAAd/kanedancing-dance.gif

[abstract path]

Am redy to do this

[warm fossil]

time to VC with my homie

farewell, brainfart

[midnight tree]

i'd say 3-4 intense 1-2 hour sessions every week

[swift scarab]

You can’t use proper punctuation either apparently

[abstract path]

Sheesh

[midnight tree]

i can't take just standing around in the gym so i always go intense

[abstract path]

I mean I'm already doing 40 squads the minute

[upper spruce]

Blow me

[abstract path]

Just i get exhaustet easily

[upper spruce]

[swift scarab]

I wish

[midnight tree]

that'll go away eventually

no worries, king

[abstract path]

Heh

Alright

Next thing imma do when i have enough leg muscles is uhhh

[fading shuttle]

you dont even have mass crystal

[swift scarab]

Crystal clearly training to get the gorilla grip

[midnight tree]

i used to barely be able to walk for 15 minutes without getting exhausted but now i can run for literal hours without stopping

[swift scarab]

[fading shuttle]

how you gonna get muscle mass

[abstract path]

Eat then train

Simple

[night lava]

how do i up my relations with mercenary's

[fading shuttle]

fuckin 15kg lookin ass

[swift scarab]

Do missions for them

[night lava]

they are hostile tho

[swift scarab]

Skill issue

[orchid robin]

let them eat cake

[night lava]

man ofc a fucking duty mf says that

[abstract path]

Wait
So it also trains uhhh
Stamina, ig?

[uneven sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/nasser-el-sonbaty-posing-bodybuilder-gif-20417259

[orchid robin]

im gonna start a new merc run sooooooo, this name will soon change to merc

[swift scarab]

Mercer doesn’t look quite the same

[night lava]

mercyer

[upper spruce]

New Duty recruit 😄 ?

[midnight tree]

walking is an extremely good exercise

no cap

just walking for a few hours does wonders for your body

[abstract path]

I walked my whole life tho

[midnight tree]

yeah but just walk harder

[night lava]

worst faction

[orchid robin]

so i shall do nothing but duty runs till the end of days?

[midnight tree]

go hike and stuff

[uneven sinew]

I walk a lonely road

[upper spruce]

Keep walkin'

[night lava]

@grizzled meadow question : if im exiled here cuz of talking about strelok does it mean i can talk about him here ?

[swift scarab]

No, you’ll use my annoying wheel of eternal torment

https://wheelofnames.com/8sz-yfc

[orchid robin]

ok

[grizzled meadow]

It's the brainfart regular guy

[midnight tree]

i can give myself a leg cramp on command

[uneven sinew]

Yes I did some research

[midnight tree]

not to brag or anything but just sayin

[uneven sinew]

Quite tragic

[grizzled meadow]

Give name

[upper spruce]

Nah ,it be "Captain Gravilenko" I think xD

[grizzled meadow]

Give story

[upper spruce]

[abstract path]

Yeah i think i overdid it with the squads xD

[uneven sinew]

Nasser el sonbaty

[upper spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/285877722801111041/983380182251503636/caption-4.gif

[abstract path]

I can feel tension in the back of my knees

[upper spruce]

It means it's working

[abstract path]

That yes

Indeed

[orchid robin]

i once went way overboard with squats and also did em too fast...........couldnt walk properly for a week

[grizzled meadow]

Damn he was a bodybuilder

Literally a brainfart regular

[uneven sinew]

Basically an intelectual, and a body builder.

[abstract path]

Damn bro, fucked too hard huh?

[upper spruce]

Like "Heavy"

[orchid robin]

i wish i had fucked

[abstract path]

I'm kidding ofc

[midnight tree]

after leg day walking is always a chore

[uneven sinew]

He was mad because there was a lot of drugs on body building

[abstract path]

Fuck

[upper spruce]

I volunteer

[midnight tree]

i go hard on these legs

no mercy

[uneven sinew]

He died of kidney failure because he ended up taking steroids

[swift scarab]

Lemmie know what result you get

[abstract path]

I mean

[upper spruce]

[abstract path]

If i actually wanna build it out

[uneven sinew]

And that's it i guess there's more shit about him but that's summed up

Lol

[abstract path]

Like get huge or smth

Imma have alot of work

[orchid robin]

longer

loner

[abstract path]

Lol

[orchid robin]

but i wanna try a nato faction

[midnight tree]

if you want strong and toned legs you should walk/run a lot and generally work out your legs

and eat a lot of calories

[swift scarab]

If you have the extra factions unlocked I have a wheel for that too

[abstract path]

Yeah that one ik

[digital quartz]

is the CoH3 playtest multiplayer only or can you already play a couple of missions ?

[abstract path]

Just how will i get those calories

[orchid robin]

i can just type their names and unlock em

[midnight tree]

fried rice and vegetables

easy to make and tastes very yummy

[swift scarab]

Multiplayer/ Co-Op against AI only

[night lava]

please man

get me out of here

[midnight tree]

mmmmm

look at that food

[ruby minnow]

tasty

[night lava]

i dont wanna fucking see rice with ketchup

[swift scarab]

https://wheelofnames.com/u8u-tx8

[orchid robin]

pasta with ketchup

[midnight tree]

it's hoisin sauce

you cretin

[swift scarab]

Here’s the better wheel then

[night lava]

its red

[uneven sinew]

"Bri'ish

[night lava]

so how am suposed to know

[orchid robin]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[midnight tree]

that ain't fucking red

[orchid robin]

ECOLOGIST

[midnight tree]

you colorblind bastard

[abstract path]

I need a bit more though since i am kinda aiming on uhm

Gaining weight too

So uhhh

Beans with ric

?

[night lava]

am not bri'ish sorry

[midnight tree]

beans and rice very good for building

[abstract path]

-w-

[uneven sinew]

Fuck the tutorial

[night lava]

just drink eggs

[abstract path]

Well we only have one uh

[orchid robin]

WHY DOES IT KEEP GIVING ME WP FACTIONS

[night lava]

they are the best

[abstract path]

We only have like 300g of kidney bones tbh

[midnight tree]

still a good protein source

[night lava]

kidney bones

[midnight tree]

beans are very nutritious

usually

[swift scarab]

The wheel chooses what it pleases

[night lava]

you talkin like u never ate beans in ur life

[abstract path]

Yeah imma need those actually

Ngl

[night lava]

bro i eat beans like 3-4 times a week

[upper spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1062344176949268501/explode.jpg
yes exactly

[abstract path]

Especially for the thighs and butt

[midnight tree]

real

[night lava]

ah hell nah i aint gonna be eating beans anymore

[abstract path]

[midnight tree]

if you want thighs like mine you better start squatting and don't stop

[abstract path]

I mean i want other kind of thighs

Where the muscles are under the fat that built up

[hoary elk]

quads?

[abstract path]

Something like....sitting like a russian

[night lava]

wtf does that mean

if you want to sit like sidrovich just eat chicken lol

[abstract path]

Just google it

Like zam

[night lava]

i mean look at the upsides i got a role for my self

so

special role for me

ME

[abstract path]

Ah

[hoary elk]

you're just an exiLe

[night lava]

yes but special role for ME

[night lava]

you dont have a special role

inferior specimen

[hoary elk]

how does it feel to be an exiLe?

[upper spruce]

He deserves to be here, lel

[night lava]

i love being elixe

elixe forever

[hoary elk]

bro earned it 💪

[night lava]

i deserve it

@upper spruce he does not tho

that mf deserve to be in the rp in game chat

[midnight tree]

real

[orchid robin]

4 fuckin times i spin it

[uneven sinew]

@swift scarab Welp CoH 3 recovered the old base building aspect that's cool, you can even rotate buildings now. But the germans speak english

[orchid robin]

4 fuckin times it picks wp factions

[night lava]

i told you man

[upper spruce]

[abstract path]

Do yall know how to make yourself hungry

[night lava]

cringe alert 🚨 cringe alert 🚨

[orchid robin]

okay this time it picked isg, im happy

[uneven sinew]

Exercise

And thinking

[night lava]

Do not.

[orchid robin]

remove your stomach

[abstract path]

Ican think with ease sadly

So exercise only helps mostly

[midnight tree]

work out

[night lava]

so how long the exile will last

[abstract path]

And thinking hurts

[hoary elk]

well bro, that's the tough part

[abstract path]

[solar obsidian]

@night lava got horny in #╓☢stalker-chat ?

[hoary elk]

if you wanna grow, sometimes you'll have to stuff your face without being hungry

[night lava]

no i just said that strelok was a child molester

[upper spruce]

Nah, he went monkeyh mode

[uneven sinew]

You can also work out if you have a gf

[hoary elk]

manuela best gf

[abstract path]

I have a boyfriend that kinda can carry me anyway

[night lava]

AND I HAVE PROOF

[abstract path]

And is the same stick as me rn

[uneven sinew]

Arriba España

[upper spruce]

Now I wanna lift ya

[solar obsidian]

till the mod feels like removing the role. so atleast a few days

[abstract path]

That might be easy

[night lava]

ah hell nah

[grizzled meadow]

Months*

[night lava]

i aint staying for2 days

[abstract path]

I weight like 56kg's

[night lava]

if i stay here for 1 more hour i will become like them

[solar obsidian]

here's your answer

[grizzled meadow]

And you'll like it

[abstract path]

**moths

[slim osprey]

Enjoy your ride

[midnight tree]

gotta pump those numbers up bro

get BIGE

and STRONKE

[night lava]

am gonna be brainwashed by the monolith

[upper spruce]

Why bother, anyways. With that crappy attitude he'll be back here or banned lul

[grizzled meadow]

Nah I'm joking, I'll probably remove his role in few hours

[abstract path]

Or just get thick

Lol

[midnight tree]

same thing

[hoary elk]

Arriba el Jamon

[night lava]

shut up

[undone wave]

How do you get exciled

[night lava]

you need to deserve it

[hoary elk]

hes a very special boy

[night lava]

like a real man

[midnight tree]

trolled too hard

[slim osprey]

Do some wacky shit

But not here

And ping Aldo

[grizzled meadow]

No

[orchid robin]

i shall ping aldo

[slim osprey]

Yes

[night lava]

who is aldo

[slim osprey]

Ping Aldo

[grizzled meadow]

I'll mute you

[slim osprey]

Spam him

[grizzled meadow]

Don't ping him

[slim osprey]

He'll just exile you

[solar obsidian]

@undone wave try to share your fantasies about bloodsuckers in #╓☢stalker-chat

[slim osprey]

I swear

[night lava]

who tf is aldo

[orchid robin]

actually ive pinged aldo pretty frequently here

[midnight tree]

send aldo a zip bomb

[hoary elk]

no balls

[orchid robin]

for no reason

[grizzled meadow]

Another moderator

[slim osprey]

Type @tall wharf and you'll find out

WHO THE FUCK IS ALDO

[stone blade]

nobody

its nobody

[night lava]

[stone blade]

[orchid robin]

legit one time i pinged him cuz we were having toubles with the bot

[slim osprey]

He's not the Aldo I want

[orchid robin]

the other was me asking him if hes french

[stone blade]

dw about aldo guys
hes a nobody

[slim osprey]

Truly

[night lava]

wich aldo tho

[orchid robin]

aldourien

maybe i should ping him again?

[night lava]

ok

[abstract path]

The third time will probably be a warn

[midnight tree]

i've only ever pinged aldo to diss him or otherwise belittle him

[orchid robin]

the first time was a warn

[grizzled meadow]

No

[orchid robin]

the other 2 he just ignored the pings

[abstract path]

Lmao

[slim osprey]

Ping Ledy

[grizzled meadow]

Iedy is fine

Ping him

[orchid robin]

i will pay you in pasta

[night lava]

what happend if ping grok

[slim osprey]

Where is Iedy tho?

[grizzled meadow]

You get banned

[night lava]

why

[orchid robin]

he promotes you to mod

do it

[grizzled meadow]

Useless ping

[night lava]

what if it is a useful ping ?

[slim osprey]

He gives you special gamma version

[night lava]

fr fr fr ???? FR FR?

[slim osprey]

On god

[night lava]

GAYMMA ?

[slim osprey]

💯

[midnight tree]

he will send you his nudes

no cap

[slim osprey]

[midnight tree]

🚫 🧢

[night lava]

will he send me the special edition of EFP TOO?

the false aldo is typing

[slim osprey]

No

[abstract path]

He doesn't have EFP

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/brek-widzisz-mnie-gif-22339630

[abstract path]

[orchid robin]

WE DO NOT FEAR THE FALSE MESSIAH

[night lava]

what about EFT ?

he does have that

[tall wharf]

[night lava]

false aldo

[slim osprey]

This man

[orchid robin]

Escape from greece is what im playing rn

[night lava]

am playing escape from afghanistan rn

[solar obsidian]

witness me

[orchid robin]

you guys have wifi there?

[night lava]

no

[slim osprey]

This man communicating through smoke signals

[night lava]

am not actually in afghanistan i already escaped

[slim osprey]

Oh

[midnight tree]

real

[slim osprey]

Boring

[night lava]

jk

i did not escape

the glorious

country

[orchid robin]

OMG HE IS STILL IN AFGHANISTAN

[night lava]

am using MS DOS to communicate rn

very rare in afghanistan

[midnight tree]

looks like things are going alright in afghanis- OH MY GOD HERE COMES JOE BIDEN WITH A STEEL CHAIR

[upper spruce]

...because KANE IS THE TRUE MESSIAH!!

https://c.tenor.com/mT47J0PmXZgAAAAd/kanedancing-dance.gif

[orchid robin]

@swift scarab i am removing every faction from the wheel that i dont like so it guarantees to spin the one i want

[night lava]

yall saying afghanistan is bad and shit but do yall have one of these https://cdn.britannica.com/70/123170-050-D7AAF458/AK-47.jpg

exactly you dont

[orchid robin]

practically every country with a black market for weapons has one

[night lava]

well

its the special one

the one with the rust

you know

[orchid robin]

ALL OF THEM ARE RUSTY

[night lava]

the wood is kinda like green

[night lava]

do they have green wood tho

[stone blade]

[orchid robin]

bruh, the wheel keeps giving me wp factions

i remove one

[night lava]

then stop

[orchid robin]

and it spins me to the next wp faction

[night lava]

you are only playing with the wheel

not stalker

just pick mercs

[stone blade]

imagine mercs

[night lava]

you literally blue

[orchid robin]

tbf mercs have pretty shitty beginning placement

[stone blade]

veteran role

Ive been in here for a while

[night lava]

still blue

[stone blade]

Not because mercs

[night lava]

you dont have the exiled role tho

[stone blade]

I dont

suffer

[night lava]

exaclty

[stone blade]

[night lava]

i have the best role

[pastel quartz]

Me neither

[night lava]

whatdo you mean

[orchid robin]

okay so i slaughtered all the wheel participants except for 3 factions

[night lava]

you literally suffering rn

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/442197449201942528/887320339049234452/unknown.gif

[upper spruce]

Chinese got Gatling Turrets

can't disable bullets

[hoary elk]

and the superhero, john xina

[night lava]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-shoebill-bird-bird-threat-him-gif-22043045

[orchid robin]

isg or mercs

isg or mercs

[hoary elk]

isg

[night lava]

merc

MERC

MERC

[pastel quartz]

Mercs

So you won't suffer

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-breakin-windows10-windows-computer-gif-21384541

[upper spruce]

I got Colonel Burton

[orchid robin]

normally id pick merc cuz they sell the best shit.............but they dont sell shit in gamma so

[upper spruce]

[night lava]

yes yes

very chad of you mr dimentia

[midnight tree]

thanks bro

[night lava]

enable trader overhaul

so they will sell shit again

[midnight tree]

why don't you overhaul deez nuts

[night lava]

cuz uhh

no cyborg nuts

elon musk dindt make em yet

[midnight tree]

overhaul some bitches

[orchid robin]

@swift scarab your wheel just keeps selecting isg for me, i guess it must be a sign

[night lava]

no

no

[orchid robin]

but the wheel keeps showing isg

who are we to say the wheel is wrong

[night lava]

BRO

UNISG ARE THE FUCKING UN

THE SHITTIEST THING

FUCK THE UN

[orchid robin]

in a universe where they actually do something

they send a fuckin black ops team into the most hostile territory known to man, thats way cooler than our UN

[night lava]

yes

[orchid robin]

and mercs got paid off by them, whats your point?

[night lava]

mercs

are mercs

they get paid

for everything

so makes sense

everyone paid mercs

you just dont know it

they like the thot of stalker

ya know

[orchid robin]

so you like being a thot?

[night lava]

no but i like being paid

[swift scarab]

Congrats, you’re still the ecologists, but at least you have better gear

[orchid robin]

id argue more mercs but more of a storyline letdown

[night lava]

so guys

uhh

[swift scarab]

Eh

[night lava]

why game crashes after loading in saves

like 10 or 12 quick saves

[orchid robin]

youre unworthy

[night lava]

no like

when i die and stuff

[ruby minnow]

the game dedects that you have skil issue and doesn't wants you to play

[night lava]

mf am playing on the hardest difficulty

[swift scarab]

That doesn’t mean too much to most people here

[ruby minnow]

don't die

[night lava]

and i got a makarov

[ruby minnow]

ok don't die

[night lava]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-shield-get-this-man-ass-hole-gif-25770728

[orchid robin]

tbf

i think the reason i got bored of my duty playthrough is

that i dont really have a goal

till now it was literally "get exosuit and good guns"

but now that i have that

[night lava]

well did you do the story line ?

[orchid robin]

its kinda just wandering around

[orchid robin]

i........dont like the story lines of stalker anomaly

i only enjoyed the isg one

until i found out

there would be no raid on cnpp

i wanted the isg forces to raid the cnpp so much

[upper spruce]

get rekt

[night lava]

Tigress

[upper spruce]

I like how he talks to his Tanks like they are toys.

Prince Try-hard Kassad

[grim sluice]

C&C Generals. Good stuff

[grizzled meadow]

Okay brainfart, do we release this man

[night lava]

yes

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-shield-get-this-man-a-true-morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-gif-25958604

[plucky void]

ye why not

he'll be back

[lusty sonnet]

Release me too

[heady crow]

@digital quartz

[lusty sonnet]

Do it falco

[night lava]

please

release me

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/release-the-baby-grug-nicolas-cage-the-croods-go-gif-19073091

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/942379275984732193/1063510011281682432/two_side.mp4

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-perfume-dior-sauvage-fragance-spray-gif-12836007

imagine the smell

[night lava]

even homelander cant smell it

[orchid robin]

But he can imagine it

[ruby minnow]

release him if he does it again exile him to rp chat

[upper spruce]

Lel, Prince Kassad's base non-existant

[orchid robin]

Also for real? Of all fictional heroes (well tbf homelander isnt a hero, hes a psychopath) you pick homelander?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-gif-25343114

[abstract path]

Homelander sucks

Batman supermacy

[ruby minnow]

ducks are cool

[night lava]

bro

[night lava]

this guy is the actor in the boys who plays as homelander

[solar obsidian]

where are the femboys? @night lava cannot leave without seeing the femboy memes

[orchid robin]

People that simp for homelander really do be missing the fuckin point

[night lava]

no no no on

noono

help

[solar obsidian]

also gachi

[abstract path]

Fuck i have them somewehre hold on

[orchid robin]

@pastel quartz

[plucky void]

stelth

[solar obsidian]

[abstract path]

Man i had to laugh at this user who wrote that shit

[night lava]

so do i get released @grizzled meadow ?

[upper spruce]

Very. He tries to hit me with the long range meme buggies

[abstract path]

Bet theyw ere like

[upper spruce]

[grizzled meadow]

You're free to go

[night lava]

really ?

yayyyyyyyyy

[orchid robin]

Post some finnish femboys for fuckin once

[heady crow]

i only have polish femboys

wait hold on

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-finland-flag-anime-meme-gif-24789431

there we go

[pastel quartz]

?

[orchid robin]

Traumatize this man @night lava

[plucky void]

time to hop into nioh to kill children and elderly women

[night lava]

oh crap

fuck

uhh

[hoary elk]

wada arco drawn astolfo

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-get-this-man-a-gold-get-this-man-a-trophy-comedy-gold-art-gold-gif-25837757

[upper spruce]

Don't think it's a man. More like a boy xD

[solar obsidian]

🏆

[upper spruce]

He has a certain talk style lul

[plucky void]

krieg bout to start dehumanizing ppl again

[upper spruce]

nop

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-table-gif-27266573

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvL1339luv0

rip thurston

[ruby minnow]

If he does it again exile to #931238326172794881 ?

[heady crow]

rip

[upper spruce]

Syno fite me

[solar obsidian]

[solar obsidian]

fate worse than death

[hoary elk]

dios castiga 2 veces

[upper spruce]

Syno, let's play a board game

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/335/060/9bb.jpg

[ruby minnow]

i'm not Australian

[upper spruce]

Me neither 😄

[heady crow]

i'm not Australian

[upper spruce]

But it's classic

[plucky void]

meh I saw a pt-br version of this with daffy duck as THE WIZARD

the one time a BR meme is better

[heady crow]

ye the one i posted is mid asf

[digital quartz]

god I wished they casted Jeremy as Homelander

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-jump-table-flip-gif-24019559

[languid rapids]

cursed levels today: "farily mild"

[digital quartz]

mb then I would've actually watched the show

[languid rapids]

keyboard wtf. whatever

[heady crow]

true

rather rewatch mob

but i feel like the start is painful to go through again

[upper spruce]

Hi Gabe

WE WANT MORE STEAM DISCOUNTS!

[languid rapids]

when are you gonna make half life three instead of a stupid vr game nobody will play because nobody has vr?

[warped elm]

then stop being racist online (i know about your alt accounts)

[warped elm]

get richer

[upper spruce]

false Gabe

[languid rapids]

they release something that you cant play. and then everybody pretends they made half life three lol

[plucky void]

there's a mod to play HLAlyx without VR 👀

[languid rapids]

no. vr is stupid

[languid rapids]

all thats doing is just neutering the intended experience

[plucky void]

so VR isn't stupid

[languid rapids]

then why doesnt everybody have vr

[plucky void]

also my entire youtube recommended is stranger of paradise

[languid rapids]

https://tenor.com/buDnI.gif

[plucky void]

I think Google's trying to tell me something

[plucky void]

same reason not everybody has a gaming pc

[upper spruce]

Google knows all, sees all!

[warped elm]

failure to cope with no income

[amber marsh]

get fucked lmao

[languid rapids]

your arguement is poor. and your maidens are few

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[languid rapids]

I cant use vr it gives me motion sickness. most everything else I said is tomfoolery

[plucky void]

skill issue

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-danse-horse-panda-lion-gif-16895218
Hypster Jesus is not amused

[languid rapids]

but half life alyx is not half life three though im still right

[clever dirge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943473617616916482/988506701743423578/2C01A17D-EAF4-467A-A61A-FF721C3A71C0.gif

[plucky void]

Of course not, it's literally in the name

[clever dirge]

Why not french vc/general

[languid rapids]

they weasled their way out of not making a 3

[warped elm]

literally a genetic skill issue

[clever dirge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943473617616916482/988506701743423578/2C01A17D-EAF4-467A-A61A-FF721C3A71C0.gif

[plucky void]

also >elden ring meme

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cute-gif-7254742

[languid rapids]

also 3 months premature

[grizzled meadow]

Okay

[upper spruce]

Cat on the right: "-__- kill me"

[grizzled meadow]

I get it

[ruby minnow]

[languid rapids]

about 50 percent of the reason I like elden ring is because I married ranni forever in the stars

[warped elm]

then go back for 3 months

[plucky void]

simp

[languid rapids]

naw. it smells in there

[grizzled meadow]

Say hi to Alex

He's exiled

[clever dirge]

the fuck

Just happened

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[clever dirge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943473617616916482/988506701743423578/2C01A17D-EAF4-467A-A61A-FF721C3A71C0.gif

[heady crow]

hi alex

[plucky void]

also where's the screenshot of the bunch of emojis we sent in sequence