🎪bruh-fart

[eager igloo]

Put a claymore on it

[gaunt trout]

one shop put those in 1 shop in poland

and people went crazy

pls dont look rule 34

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FdxEUL18ySY&feature=shares

[gaunt trout]

for your own safe

[eager igloo]

Yes everyone knows kerfuś meme, stop embarassing yourself

[gaunt trout]

there is way too much of this

[edgy abyss]

[grizzled meadow]

I can't stress enough the _female

[gaunt trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1063012995212509184/Doomguy_bussin.gif

that shop bot is interactive

[hidden path]

??????

[gaunt trout]

if you touch this this will say thing like: nya dont touch my ears

or mmm your hands are warm

[grizzled meadow]

You can do stuff now

Title of the video:

[hidden path]

I'm gonna do fun stuff and bring pipe bombs to your house

[gaunt trout]

and forgot about most important

people were "joking" about fucking that bot

[hidden path]

My bank just closed my deposit meant for young people

I'm officially old

[grizzled meadow]

Rule 34 has always been a thing, joking or not

[gaunt trout]

i have somewhere an video where other shop bought similar bot and kids was filming this bot, worker walking by told them "this is not kerfuś you cant rape hip

[gaunt trout]

that was even before 34

arts were late

[covert vigil]

good morning brainfart it's 6:30 in the morning and i have not slept in about 20ish hours

[gaunt trout]

that was instant
shop: lets ad bots to promote our stores
polish people when hear bot catgirl: sex

[gaunt trout]

12:30 here

[uneven sinew]

Damn that's some hardcore shit. Imagine making a videogame about it

[covert vigil]

I'm a botfucker but like
That robot is friend-shaped

[hidden path]

I'm a fucker

a goblin

[upper spruce]

Momrning

[covert vigil]

A fuckin creature

[hidden path]

an annoyance

I'm in your walls

[warm fossil]

oh we're talking about Kerfus again

[upper spruce]

LOL

[covert vigil]

Fisto was always just hilarious to me LMAO

[upper spruce]

What have you done?!

[covert vigil]

I mean come on he's called FISTO

God I love FNV's sense of humor

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/kerfuś-gif-26972197

[stone blade]

wait I remember carfour

we had it in bulgaria

but then it closed....

[hidden path]

it's from here

it's everywhere

[warped elm]

too little*

[warm fossil]

I'm outta here

[gaunt trout]

this is what started talk about this

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1063420005439508480/AE3C800A-839D-4B33-B7C7-F676DC714B56.png

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/logging-off-discord-discord-meme-lang-meme-lang-gif-25328151

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-bye-chat-chat-goodbye-chat-tf2memes-gif-24933346

[upper spruce]

"LoNg JoHnSoN!"

[covert vigil]

This is just me

Long Dick Johnson is eternal

[light steeple]

bloodsuckers aren't like that. my fellow freedomers, we are moving to poland

[hidden path]

whar should I eat

gimme ideas

[upper spruce]

Is this bot for real?

[covert vigil]

Your mom

[upper spruce]

Coca-Cola pattern?

[gaunt trout]

yes

there are 1 maybe 2 in poland

[covert vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-a-minute-gif-23969189

[gaunt trout]

this fuckerd after memes about fucking that bot decided to make a polish tour

[upper spruce]

Dogmeat cooked with spices, red peppers, peppercorns and vodka

[upper spruce]

Coca-Cola's property I presume?

[warped elm]

saw 1 article about a guy actually fucking the robot

[edgy abyss]

uhhh... Don't post that again

[gaunt trout]

nope

[edgy abyss]

[gaunt trout]

that may be about that bot

||fake||

[warm fossil]

me at Nova Prospekt (I'm in charge of thumper maintenance)

[covert vigil]

Doin a great job

[gaunt trout]

this is careefours

[pastel quartz]

uwu

[upper spruce]

I see

[gaunt trout]

and holds pepsi xD

[upper spruce]

I used to have a job "Keep an eye out for UFOs"

Paid well but lasted two months >.>

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/oxymorphine-wiktor-nowak-femboy-smoke-cigarette-gif-25466920

oh shit

oh fuck

[pastel quartz]

eww

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059891394765926410/1063423226362986526/Screenshot_2022-11-08-07-55-40-44_f9ee0578fe1cc94de7482bd41accb329.jpg

[gaunt trout]

?

[pastel quartz]

do people actually want to look like that? or especially femboys, would they like to look like thaT? i dont understand

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/polska-better-call-saul-poland-november11th-11listopada-gif-23750177

[edgy abyss]

i dunno man... You tell us

[wary flume]

Finland

[gaunt trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/720323782816038934/964180536744611880/finnish_femboy_says_discord_.gif

[upper spruce]

Femboy discrimination xD?!

[covert vigil]

You're just envious of his swag obv

[pastel quartz]

i can tell that i wouldnt want to look like that, not sure if his outfit was a joke ors omething tho

[reef anchor]

The J in PB&J stands for Jerma

[covert vigil]

Real

[hidden path]

goblin

[upper spruce]

p!implode 1063423572669911162

[foggy mantle]

@upper spruce, Failed to download image. Make sure the URL you provided is valid!

[upper spruce]

[covert vigil]

Nobody really looks the way they want to, they just make do with what they have

Imo

[stone blade]

chaos

[upper spruce]

I need teh surgery

[upper spruce]

That rug needs dusting

[covert vigil]

where's my goddamn furry HRT!! i tboufht this was the Futjre

[reef anchor]

@upper spruce Weren't you the one telling me that I should grind Germany

[hidden path]

this is what having 2 fat cats and 2 lazy people does

[upper spruce]

p! implode 401061949716037647

[upper spruce]

I don't even know who you are

Tefuk

[upper spruce]

Oof deadly combo.

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/nvrancia-animaniacs-funny-meme-computer-gif-24968142

Wait shit

[upper spruce]

Bro, you REALLY need to lay off the crack.

Like seriously, don't do drugs.

[pastel quartz]

,, it's just weed, it's medical ''

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/nvrancia-animaniacs-funny-meme-computer-gif-24968142

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[upper spruce]

"Grind" the Tech Tree of the German Mechanised.

Dumbass

[reef anchor]

I made it to the Panzer IVs

[upper spruce]

Told ya to lay off the drugz, xD

Keep grinding

[reef anchor]

Hey, ketamine is good

[reef anchor]

Keeps me away from the voices

[upper spruce]

That's what she said

[wise bane]

fluff

[reef anchor]

What's a cat?

[solar obsidian]

ligma balls

[upper spruce]

Ima slap the cat with cheese.

[wise bane]

whats a gey

[covert vigil]

weed good
(* don't break the law i can say that its legal for me)

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[wise bane]

weed good (dont break the law i can say that its ... eh never mind)

[covert vigil]

its true!

[upper spruce]

Who died of Ligma now?!

[wise bane]

balls

[reef anchor]

Weed good (The Euro will fail on 5/8/2023)

[upper spruce]

Sllab

[wise bane]

the euro? huh

[upper spruce]

The Fail will EU

[reef anchor]

Mmmmm chems

[covert vigil]

eu the fail will

[reef anchor]

The EU will eat that cheese

[wise bane]

yes EU, not euro right?

[upper spruce]

EU = euro

[reef anchor]

Currency Crash

[upper spruce]

RU = rubles

[wise bane]

oh so you mean the currency,, my bad

[reef anchor]

€

[wise bane]

yess

[covert vigil]

I'm running out of memes I don't save memes that much

[reef anchor]

L€gma B€lls

[upper spruce]

Iam a reactor.

[reef anchor]

Who can it be knocking at my door

[upper spruce]

Stupid kid

[upper spruce]

The reactor

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003

[covert vigil]

dont come around
dont come back here no more

[covert vigil]

BrUH

IS HE OK???

[reef anchor]

Yes

He's Russian

Of course he is

[covert vigil]

DIABDBDSBDV

I MEAN

[upper spruce]

"IT'S ONLY A FLESH-WOUND"

[reef anchor]

They means?

[covert vigil]

You're not wrong

[reef anchor]

I'm never wrong

Just incorrect

[upper spruce]

Lies lul

[covert vigil]

I worry about my Russian friends sometimes
For many reasons, some of which don't go here

[upper spruce]

I have none keft

[covert vigil]

Is it why I think

I'm sorry, at any rate

[upper spruce]

Don't they didn't die, I just stopped talking to them cause assholes xD

[covert vigil]

But also because we'll just be talking and they'll just casually drop the most insane shit

[covert vigil]

Yea, it's just never fun losing friends, whether or not it's for the best

[reef anchor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/770094079102681198/1063408596324470824/aece2be2a07fc62fa4c46a2d610e1a5d.mp4

[upper spruce]

ABEGAR!

[upper spruce]

Eh, they were homophobics really so meh

[covert vigil]

Yea, oof

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-kicks-door-yakuza-enter-kiryu-gif-19648375

[covert vigil]

The ones I'm thinking of are The Opposite Of That, so XD

[reef anchor]

Me interrupting a rant

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel

[covert vigil]

oh my god

[upper spruce]

Understand

Islam packages goals sleepwalker translator how you facials showing sleep

[midnight tree]

what

[pastel quartz]

as the game of my childhood (hl2), no🥲

[upper spruce]

Tell fish t-shirt hack yeah own just is do write do Kandi issue slow you chain

[midnight tree]

are you having a stroke?

[reef anchor]

I am

[midnight tree]

understandable

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[pastel quartz]

wha

[reef anchor]

I just hammer my iPhone to a wall

[midnight tree]

omg hiiiiiiiii!!!!!!

[crimson flame]

for some reason my keyboard has a built in stickers

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-heart-xqcl-thumbs-up-finger-heart-gif-13130435

[upper spruce]

This how my phone responds alone.

[hidden path]

Your phone weird

[crimson flame]

what the fucj

[pastel quartz]

oh ok

[upper spruce]

Ikr Xd

[reef anchor]

I'm going back to bed

[upper spruce]

AI sux

[reef anchor]

4AM

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1063208860271267940/image0.gif

[covert vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/noise-machine-contraption-cans-gif-16414286

[pastel quartz]

of course it does, took you long enough

[crimson flame]

lmao

icant

[midnight tree]

the mechanism

[covert vigil]

The Contraption

[pastel quartz]

damn that look like my sleep schedule

[covert vigil]

SAME

I'm having full-on insomnia right now it RULES

[upper spruce]

RU wash cute cut can buy Brit co cherry cherry find do bay fat big

[covert vigil]

Probably means I'm in for a migraine soon!!

[midnight tree]

i go to sleep at 3am and wake up at 11am

we ballin

[narrow briar]

Kriegs seems to have become an AI

[covert vigil]

I have sighted non-24, my body doesn't maintain a constant sleep schedule

[hidden path]

I'm going to vibe out of existence

[narrow briar]

Or were they one all along?

[upper spruce]

My phone 📱📱📱 wants to fires bid she chic so she so but so cute

[midnight tree]

nooooo don't phase out of existence your so sexy haha

[pastel quartz]

i drink a shit load of monsters so no sleep needed...
God i am so dying of a hart attack

[upper spruce]

Bye Gorf!

[covert vigil]

I mean that's hardly normative but not too bad. That's 8 hours of sleep.

[narrow briar]

Bullshit. Have we what we want yet?

[upper spruce]

Good way to cut do so she is sure at CT

[narrow briar]

Kriegs phone sus

[pastel quartz]

bro, i understand shit

[digital quartz]

[placid geode]

my fucking ac cover just fell on my head from the wind

[upper spruce]

Ok time to shuttgefuckup, phone! >:+(

[narrow briar]

Smack

[midnight tree]

get conditioned, idiot

[upper spruce]

Ima switch tor cute CJ bay she so of Y vi ah Barry is

[covert vigil]

I've gotten a concussion from my whole AC unit falling on me before

[crimson flame]

yoooi

[placid geode]

i hate the wind, i hate atmosphere

spraying full cans of cfcs into the air rn

[midnight tree]

based

[crimson flame]

why dont u eat the cfc

[wise bane]

u know whats funny?

[crimson flame]

i heard its healthy

[placid geode]

cfc = cum, fick, callin

[midnight tree]

i don't know how many concussions i have ignored throughout my life

[digital quartz]

damn coriolis effect

[orchid robin]

I will be honest, im kinda getting invested in 2077’s story

[upper spruce]

Yeah ok, phone wanted to take over so I shut it off

PC time

[covert vigil]

one time i had to use a dictionary to hold a curtain over my open window cuz i needed a breeze to sleep but the curtain blowing was distracting

so my brother came to wake me up for school, moved the window shutter, and the dictionary fell and landed RIGHT on my face

[wise bane]

take over ? like in i am robot?

[midnight tree]

based

[upper spruce]

I don't know really. It has an "auto-type" swipe system.

[covert vigil]

I couldn't even be mad, it was hilarious

[wise bane]

and painful?

[covert vigil]

A little bit. Mostly just a bop on the nose.

[wise bane]

im asking becouse i dont feel pain, pain is a illusion

[crimson flame]

thats a very effective alarm system

[covert vigil]

XD

[placid geode]

earth can coriolis deez nuts

[wise bane]

i sometimes just over hear my alarm and it is fucking loud

[covert vigil]

I was already awake, pretending not to be cuz I didn't wanna get out of bed
So I looked at him, looked at the dictionary, put two and two together and cracked up

[wise bane]

dont know how my dead ass can still sleep if it goes of, but a little rumble from outside and i fully awake

[wise bane]

thats not funny dude, my mom died of coriolis

[digital quartz]

change up your alarm sound

[wise bane]

its the loud beep sound from apple

[covert vigil]

I have trouble falling asleep, but once I'm gone I am 🇬 🇴 🇳 🇪

[digital quartz]

change it so it sounds like rumbling outside, ez wake up

[wise bane]

5head

[placid geode]

sry i didnt mean to do it to her

[wise bane]

same, i take stuff to fall asleep easier

[wise bane]

died deez nuts

[covert vigil]

I take weed these days mostly lmao.

[wise bane]

so in order that it works i keep my phone outside?

[placid geode]

deez nu-

[wise bane]

melatonin works great

[covert vigil]

( 🇨🇦 )

[wise bane]

the weed flag

with weed on it

[digital quartz]

or even better, you hire a construction crew to work outside your window as alarm clock

[covert vigil]

It used to work, but I started having too many side effects.

I slept but it wasn't really restful.

[wise bane]

nah i would be fucked up every day

[midnight tree]

drugs are cringe

[covert vigil]

And then it just stopped working.

[midnight tree]

just suffer

[covert vigil]

You have fun with that

[wise bane]

yea im still tired in the morning, dont know if its becouse of the melatonin

[wise bane]

raw dogging life?

[midnight tree]

yes

[wise bane]

to weak for that shit

[upper spruce]

That was mean.

I hope you die of Ligma

[midnight tree]

i run on anger and fried rice

[covert vigil]

Cannabis genuinely comes in handy a lot tho
I also use it to reset after a panic attack. Brings the recovery time from days down to hours

[wise bane]

mean deez nuts

[midnight tree]

we doin this raw

[upper spruce]

[wise bane]

u from kansas?

[hidden path]

Making more coffee

[upper spruce]

Kanansas

[hidden path]

Cowfee

[wise bane]

i dont feel anger

[placid geode]

kansus

[midnight tree]

you want milk with that?

[covert vigil]

Come to think of it that's just how Stalkers use weed too

[wise bane]

kansas deez nuts

[upper spruce]

NuNs

[midnight tree]

listen to some angry music

[hidden path]

always

[midnight tree]

bet

[hidden path]

freedomer spotted

[wise bane]

i do, but pink music only makes me angry for like 10 mins

[midnight tree]

use those 10 minutes for something productive

[hidden path]

deploying pseudoodogs

[wise bane]

and stalker crows

[upper spruce]

https://i.imgflip.com/1rsm9m.jpg

[wise bane]

tiktok?

[midnight tree]

go work out or sumn

[covert vigil]

https://on.soundcloud.com/kuEYG

[midnight tree]

there are a few songs that just really get me going

[wise bane]

nuh but seriously, i never am angry (and angry music doesnt make me angry)

dont know if thats good or not

[covert vigil]

Ew, no

[wise bane]

fly me to the moon?

[orchid robin]

Im constantly angry

[midnight tree]

i'm not angry most of the time either but i know when to use it to my advantage

[placid geode]

thats an awfully hot coffee pot

[midnight tree]

if i need a little adrenaline boost for a run or something i play a real banger and just go to town

[covert vigil]

CS

[wise bane]

and still are a bottom smh

[hidden path]

son

[wise bane]

yeah works for me too, but not with "angry" music

like never used anger for something

[covert vigil]

Floof

[wise bane]

pain gets me going sometimes

[wise bane]

whats his name?

[midnight tree]

still pisses me off that the doom eternal soundtrack isn't out on spotify yet

[covert vigil]

spootify a suc

chad ytm

[wise bane]

u listen to techno too then? like hard techno stuff

[hidden path]

Fridu

[midnight tree]

does that count as techno?

i dunno

[upper spruce]

"FLoofy"

D'OHH!

[placid geode]

doom eternal is nu metal

[wise bane]

nah spotify is really cool to find new music u could like

[placid geode]

they got fred durst on vocals

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-gif-25974981

[upper spruce]

"NU TOUCH THE FLOOF!"

[placid geode]

im doomin doomin doomin WHAT

[wise bane]

nice exotic name, like it

[midnight tree]

fred durst would be such a good fit for doom vocals

fr

[covert vigil]

YTM is just as good and they have everything that's in Content ID (that's allowed) and then some

[hidden path]

mothertongue for black nose

[wise bane]

miss the cats from my sister man, little fluff balls who hate me

[placid geode]

my cat exploded this morning

[wise bane]

but hes completly black

[digital quartz]

[wise bane]

explode deez nuts

[covert vigil]

morden had an emission over there or smth

[digital quartz]

dont you hate when your cat suddenly explodes

[pastel quartz]

jesus, especially when your rat

[placid geode]

he drank too much wawduh

[wise bane]

you are?

[digital quartz]

hey

[solar obsidian]

must be born in the middle east

[placid geode]

no hes irish

[wise bane]

p!invert @solar obsidian

[pastel quartz]

haii uwuu >~<

[pastel quartz]

p!explode delight

[placid geode]

he said "oglaigh na heirann"

[wise bane]

goofy ass cat

[orchid robin]

I have become death, destroyer of worlds

[solar obsidian]

stung by a bee

[digital quartz]

this is way better than your default pfp

[hidden path]

these ads are going ape shit

[placid geode]

dumbass

[covert vigil]

p!explode actuallyasriel

[covert vigil]

LMAO

[solar obsidian]

p!explode 311093657661079553

[covert vigil]

it missed

[wise bane]

bottom right no tits

[orchid robin]

Who tf would ever choose the nuns

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1060143293868019762/1063214651099324446/1598526564657.gif

[hidden path]

fetish

[wise bane]

p!implode @solar obsidian

[digital quartz]

good god

[placid geode]

choose ur nation: nun, goth, witch, or furry

[covert vigil]

WHEEZE

[solar obsidian]

p!implode 311093657661079553

[solar obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

,, hunter faction '' in top left?? what christianity suit has to do with hunters
being a predator?

[hidden path]

hunting some bitches

[wise bane]

hunter deez nuts

[orchid robin]

The priests have honed their underage boy hunting skillset

[midnight tree]

real

[quaint ore]

Dude this aint as bad is Lithuanian region ads rn

[placid geode]

they hunt for fun (no fun nun)

[wise bane]

nun fun for fun with nun

[quaint ore]

I got fuckong pyramid impersonating state TV

[hidden path]

https://youtu.be/07ltWnmwFLo

this is how I feel

[digital quartz]

you guys never been hunted by nuns ?

[covert vigil]

TODAY IS FRIDAY (THE 13TH) IN CALIFORNIA

[wise bane]

played outlast so yes

[wise bane]

germany too

[midnight tree]

i'm bouta take a fat fuckin shit

[placid geode]

yeah i got hunted when i said the f word in church

[wise bane]

wanna facetime?

[placid geode]

ill do it again

[covert vigil]

https://youtu.be/9WaYCdQ8FOQ

[midnight tree]

of course bro

[solar obsidian]

reklamos pagal tai ka ziuri

[warm fossil]

hello again chat

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[warm fossil]

what did I miss?

[wise bane]

wanna hear that premium splashy splash

[upper spruce]

hoiz

[solar obsidian]

nitro giveaway

[placid geode]

has anyone else said fuck in church

[wise bane]

p!implode @warm fossil

[upper spruce]

nothing just useless shitposting xD

[pastel quartz]

p!explode tophatt

[warm fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/847377870958362674/1055040670710112266/freeze.gif

[pastel quartz]

p!invert tophatt

[wise bane]

imagine going to church

[upper spruce]

p!explode maja

[upper spruce]

😄

[digital quartz]

no I am a good christian boy and I would spontaneously combust if I said such a vulgar thing in church

[placid geode]

they sell good donuts

[pastel quartz]

the banana uwu

[covert vigil]

I was homeless and slept in a church once

[pastel quartz]

p!implode maja

[wise bane]

man i never looked at majas new pfp and thought its a cute cat .... omfg

[upper spruce]

extra thicc bananananana

[warm fossil]

my cat is desperately assaulting my desk

[covert vigil]

That's the closest I've ever been to Jesus

[upper spruce]

LEL CURSED 😄

[placid geode]

imagine mooning service

[warm fossil]

ah, good to know

[placid geode]

all 150 old people see the place where jesus came from after breaking the seals

[wise bane]

the eyes are extra cute

[covert vigil]

p!implode Kriegs

[upper spruce]

lul

extra joy

[covert vigil]

WHAT THE FUCK IT GAVE YOU BEDROOM EYES

[warm fossil]

a mimir

[placid geode]

braine smoothed

[wise bane]

p!invert @upper spruce

[digital quartz]

p!invert @digital quartz

[upper spruce]

LEL

[wise bane]

still love the glasses

[upper spruce]

I honestly thought TOmbo's PFP is an otter

[wise bane]

like a portal

[digital quartz]

[pastel quartz]

she just left me with the car, what do i do

[covert vigil]

p!explode https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1063439278065057884/invert.png

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

[quaint ore]

Žnk tai galima išjungti.

[wise bane]

wtf xD

[upper spruce]

O__O

[covert vigil]

He ear flop

[wise bane]

didnt know this dog, thanks for sharing

[placid geode]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dogs-stupid-funny-dog-stupid-fucking-dog-gif-22588837

[upper spruce]

"STOOPID DOG, U MAKE ME LOOK BAD!"

[digital quartz]

did you already go down into the outpost ?

[wise bane]

me waking up my cats every day saying "wakey wakey"

[pastel quartz]

eeh, idk??

[placid geode]

is tiem for schoo

[covert vigil]

Literally me

[digital quartz]

you gotta go down into the Nashville facility or at least I think so

Clara was wounded in my playthrough and I had to heal her

[upper spruce]

Iz a "Goat Simulator" character

[warm fossil]

hey guys I'm

https://youtu.be/0tGBcKotyb8

brb in 20 minutes

[solar obsidian]

can't believe they made goats into a real thing from the game goat simulator

[placid geode]

p!explode @placid geode

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX0LMYEepwk

I want CAT SIMULATOR

[placid geode]

eyebrows singed

[covert vigil]

https://youtu.be/Z2VsbsXyPMQ

[solar obsidian]

Stray

[upper spruce]

THat ain't cat simulator, that's just a sad story of a cat

[covert vigil]

Don't spoil Stray for me pls

[placid geode]

stray deez nuts

[warm fossil]

cat

[covert vigil]

Dam

[upper spruce]

The game is called "Stray" of course it's sad >.>

[placid geode]

i want dumbass simulator but real life is too hard

[covert vigil]

Yea just sayin
No details pls

Fuck am I gonna pass out finally? I better. Peace

[wise bane]

so cat simulator

[wise bane]

nah dont sleep

[upper spruce]

[placid geode]

poop on floor simulator (stray)

[wise bane]

there are many simulators

[heady crow]

@placid sail

[wise bane]

old people

[placid geode]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-grandma-grandmother-talking-ben-imposter-gif-26342574

[upper spruce]

It doesn;t count as a Simulator, there's not many things you can do in there as a cat.

[wise bane]

everything is a simulation

[upper spruce]

ur life is a simulator

[wise bane]

it is

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVeWsxeG44U
THIS Is cat simulator ^

[wise bane]

still better than actually living

[pastel quartz]

What is this

[wise bane]

would take the other pill in matrix, why would i wanna live that ass shit life

[pastel quartz]

Fr

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVRVqFGyniA
^ Cat simulator

Cheat Engine cat

[wise bane]

unreal engine cat

[upper spruce]

Also, you just cause epileptic seizures all over the channel

well done, you propably killed someone

[wise bane]

yea thats true

[midnight tree]

aight i'm back from my mega dump

[placid geode]

dont kill the cate

[midnight tree]

here's a challenge for you all

try wiping your ass with your non-dominant hand

[wise bane]

ther is our little stinky winky boy

[midnight tree]

your submissive hand, if you will

[wise bane]

u did a little stinky dodoo?

[midnight tree]

nah this was a pretty big one

only big boy shits

[wise bane]

damn, tell us more about it

[solar obsidian]

i can wipe my ass with both hands

[wise bane]

i dont have one, can do pretty much everything with both

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-calico-sleeping-cute-gif-18816974
v cat simulator

[placid geode]

i can wipe my ass without any hands

[eager quest]

wipe your ass with your leg

[solar obsidian]

not flexible enough

[midnight tree]

use you foot to wipe your ass

[placid geode]

i wipe with my mind

[midnight tree]

i can almost suck my own dick

fr

[solar obsidian]

proof?

[midnight tree]

hypermobility is one hell of a thing

[placid geode]

3'5" andy

[midnight tree]

i wish i was 3'5

[placid geode]

jerma sized organism

[upper spruce]

Perma

[midnight tree]

could you imagine how many girls would think i looked cute as a jerma sized man

[placid geode]

they could just pick u up and stuff you in their purse

[upper spruce]

LeL

[midnight tree]

based

a little epic adventure

[placid geode]

stray (2022)

[upper spruce]

Sad story

made me cry

[midnight tree]

wish i wasn't a sam hyde shaped man

[fading shuttle]

is that a bad thing

[midnight tree]

not really

but i wish i was a small little fella

so all the women could be big compared to me fr

[upper spruce]

Bro, you really like causing epileptic seizures 😄

[pastel quartz]

bro you gonna be like a troll under a bridge but instead of a bridge it would be a pair of tits

[midnight tree]

yes

[warm fossil]

[fading shuttle]

the smallest pimp

[midnight tree]

nice

[fading shuttle]

you must pay the toll to access

[placid geode]

its spooky

[midnight tree]

yeah i wanna be a mini pimp

fr

[placid geode]

theyll call u lil pump

[upper spruce]

nah

[midnight tree]

hey, there's a big difference between being an orbiter and being mama's little boy, aight?

[hidden path]

nap time

[upper spruce]

nop

[pastel quartz]

jst mini?

[upper spruce]

I can guarantee that lel

[midnight tree]

aye

[upper spruce]

p!explode 1063445494891806780

[foggy mantle]

@upper spruce, Failed to download image. Make sure the URL you provided is valid!

[upper spruce]

[midnight tree]

bot command mfs when their shitty program doesn't work

[placid geode]

!fuckyou

[fading shuttle]

!skillissue

[stone blade]

!yourmom

[placid geode]

!cock

[eager igloo]

!mymom

[stone blade]

alo myshinka

❤️

:3

[eager igloo]

Alo ivan :3

[stone blade]

ale)))

[eager igloo]

Даа

[stone blade]

алеее блядь))) хахаха)

[midnight tree]

me no hablo espanol

[warm fossil]

p!facts skill issue

[upper spruce]

Bully.

[midnight tree]

real

[wise bane]

i dont wipe my ass, im not gey. i dont touch male ass

[upper spruce]

lul

[placid geode]

i love male ass

[wise bane]

wanna wipe mine?

[midnight tree]

i touch man ass all the time and, by not getting hard, prove to myself and others i am not gey

[placid geode]

dick and bolz

[placid geode]

no thats would be gey

[upper spruce]

ew

[wise bane]

interesting ... i always say "no homo" and then do gey shit becouse its not gey if you say it

[wise bane]

no homo?

[placid geode]

yes homo

[wise bane]

oh

homo deez nuts

[placid geode]

yeah

[warm fossil]

I wanna tease Crystal, when I'm done with Act 1 (and get Whiplash in Act 2), I wanna see how far I can get in Cybergrind

[midnight tree]

it pains me that these kinds of people exist

[warm fossil]

same

[upper spruce]

Simp

[placid geode]

gooey poopie - my corporate motto

[wise bane]

i wanna scoop my eyes out

[warm fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/844914253847986178/945844971477536768/b3b.gif

[solar obsidian]

and this will be the last thing you remember seeing if you do that

[upper spruce]

Fission Mailed

[wise bane]

alright let me search some porn up

[placid geode]

@wise bane real

[wise bane]

nah come on, i mean yeah but not like this baby shit

i mean yeah i want a mommy gf but not like ... wait

[solar obsidian]

[wise bane]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

[placid geode]

gooey poopie

[solar obsidian]

farts a bubble

[wise bane]

blub

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1063393159964540988/1063449191134810162/20230110_093120.png

[placid geode]

shity mouthe

[solar obsidian]

seriously those badges are gey af

[broken topaz]

no u

[midnight tree]

of course i want a mommy gf; what man wouldn't want a gf that would be a good mother his children?

smh my head

[wise bane]

and a mommy for you

[placid geode]

do it yourself 5head, become the mommy

[midnight tree]

as i mentioned before

i am the shape of sam hyde

[wise bane]

a mommy with anger issues

[upper spruce]

no u

[solar obsidian]

cope and seethe

[wise bane]

sounds relatable .. even familiar

[broken topaz]

mald

[upper spruce]

@solar obsidianu posted cringe, feel bad

[solar obsidian]

you are cringe

cry more

[placid geode]

fanter

[upper spruce]

no u

[solar obsidian]

falling for gey nitro corpo shit to feel special

[wise bane]

felloff

sad, channel isnt called felloff friday anymore

[upper spruce]

omg it's Friday D:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[wise bane]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF deez nuts

[placid geode]

trinitrotoluene friday

[wise bane]

whats that?

[midnight tree]

real

[wise bane]

ah

[placid geode]

fard

[wise bane]

yes

big fard

[upper spruce]

George Bush beanz

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/7ac58499-6e99-46b5-a1a1-094d67562853.d290942467ff25e6ade12b0903efcc93.png?odnHeight=612&odnWidth=612&odnBg=FFFFFF

[midnight tree]

i love beans

[wise bane]

i beans

[upper spruce]

GRand Theft BEAN

[wise bane]

GTB sounds like a kink

Gawg them Balls

[midnight tree]

what is GTB

[wise bane]

Grand Theft Bean

[orchid robin]

Genital Taser Bashing

[midnight tree]

very cool

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060252030830133308/1063457286254776340/IMG_20230113_080845_002.jpg

[real tinsel]

[swift scarab]

Watch at your own risk

[upper spruce]

These cats look like they wanna murder you

xD

[fading shuttle]

the body is round

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-rolling-cuddle-cuddle-roll-gif-26410302

[upper spruce]

Stoppid floofness

[placid geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auj2pWMXaqU

[upper spruce]

I can't launch Generals Zero Hour REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[midnight tree]

more like Generals Zero Hoes

[placid geode]

jarman kell deez nuts

[upper spruce]

Fixed it

YeY

[upper spruce]

Dr. Memes

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TQG5uyh9h2s&feature=shares

Throwback Friday

Blessed the dude who reuploaded this shit, I thought it was lost forever

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-danse-horse-panda-lion-gif-16895218

[upper spruce]

HIPSTER JEBUS D:

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/salvatore-ganacci-dance-horse-gif-22689603

he is Salvatore Ganacci

[upper spruce]

Also known as "Hypster JEsus"

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/salvator-ganacci-i-cry-when-im-alone-gif-23008930

https://tenor.com/view/salvatore-ganacci-gif-22510172

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1063466168616230972/Completely-normal-reaction.mp4

[placid geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rd5nmTqEAE

[digital quartz]

when did you want to watch Vinland today ?

[warm fossil]

boy oh boy I can't wait for tomorrow!

and NOTHING will STOP ME from playing BATTLEBIT!

ABSOLUTELY!

I'M VERY SURE OF THAT

oh and also I got a friend addicted to it

he really wants to try it out together

[eager igloo]

My brain functions today

[warm fossil]

I can get him over here but I really doubt he'll VC

[edgy abyss]

incoming call from your internet provider

[orchid robin]

as if they would warn you before leaving you in the cold

[heady crow]

in the evening :3

[woeful lance]

ah yes i love waking up dehydrated 4 hours early because i neglected to chug an entkre water bottle before bed

[orchid robin]

doesnt happen to me anymore cuz i make sure i drink water

[woeful lance]

i usually go through at least one bottle before bed but sometimes i forget and then wake up hours early because for whatever reason i get dehydrated super easy

[orchid robin]

heres an idea

how about you just regularly drink water throughout the day

i dont buttchug a bottle before bed

i simply drink like a human being would

[woeful lance]

i do

doesnt matter how much i drink during the day, if i dont down a bottle before bed i will without fail wake up dehydrated as hell

[orchid robin]

Tf

[woeful lance]

i have for as long as i can remember had issues with being dehydrated super easy

its only just become more pronounced in recent years

[orchid robin]

Wow

Thats not even denying the hydro messiah, thats just your body fucking you over

[warm fossil]

already got to Act 2

[woeful lance]

yeah it has a habit of doing that

[orchid robin]

I remember when i was younger and didnt have that much iron so like usually in the morning my vision would shift to static for 10 seconds

[upper spruce]

They left my parents without internet for a month because one idiot mixed up the cables and they were blaming another company.

Piece of shits

[woeful lance]

last time i went in for a checkup the only issue they found was a very minor vitamin D deficiency which checks out since i work night shifts so ive been taking supplements since

[orchid robin]

Here they have setup a fuckin cartel, raising prices and keeping the quality the lowest in europe

[woeful lance]

anyways i must attempt to return to sleep now that i am done drinking water bottle

[digital quartz]

how about 19:00 for you 18:00 for me, I have someone over rn

[orchid robin]

In greece for phone and internet services there is no competition, everyone has the same quality and same prices

[plucky void]

the mamushka > whatever thatthing is

[heady crow]

someone over rn? 😉

but ye 19:00 souynds great

[orchid robin]

The german police

[vivid edge]

https://tenor.com/view/salvatore-ganacci-dance-horse-gif-22689603

[digital quartz]

DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME

[orchid robin]

Ooooooo, they are gonna give you a parking ticket,ooooooo

[digital quartz]

a parking ticket? well ok no problem

wait I dont even have a car

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EldT0FJUE3I

[orchid robin]

But you wont have time to paaayyyy iitttttt

[digital quartz]

ye a friend she was in town so she visited

[digital quartz]

I am being framed

[heady crow]

oohhh its a she? 😉

alright ill stop

[vivid edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1019769355917066283/1043630333180006531/caption-27-1.gif

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-jeremypls-jeremy-fragrance-alpha-gif-26844517

[digital quartz]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-swag-fail-table-table-flip-gif-20859137

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-jump-table-flip-gif-24019559

she did know Jeremy

[heady crow]

[upper spruce]

Get rekt

[swift scarab]

Indian chad be like

[uneven sinew]

Anthrax

Looks like you are fighting against the GLA

[plucky void]

we got a sherlock holmes over here

[uneven sinew]

Welp, I'm not here 24/7 so

[plucky void]

👀

[uneven sinew]

[plucky void]

skill issue with extra words

[upper spruce]

Doofus 😄

He be Dr. Thrax

[grim radish]

Real

Is Chainsaw Man gonna become the new Beserek?

[orchid robin]

Damn its a she? Ig that means tomb isnt into her

[crimson flame]

[swift scarab]

Calls me dumb
Referring to a game character made before I was even born that I wanted to call a chad

[warm fossil]

alright I got Whiplash

New objective: Beat Crystal's Cybergrind record

why?

we do a little trolling

[vivid edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1059226680364900462/image0-10.gif

[warm fossil]

wave 13, 116 kills, 26028 style in 4:51 minutes

I fell off the map

[light steeple]

@scenic sable still exiled ? I will stop being exliable in the future.

[upper spruce]

Get rekt

[placid sail]

two stinky boys

[upper spruce]

Ugh... I hate her.

[swift scarab]

I enjoy that searching aldourien in the gif finder just brings up endless images of kpop people

[orchid robin]

he says as theres a nuclear missile being detonated behind him

[placid sail]

haha a thousand of particle cannons go brrrrr

[pastel quartz]

Pyrocynical

[vivid marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/587257894031065088/1063193579616485509/minecraft_before_1.6.gif

[orchid robin]

pyrocynical cosplaying as a woman and actually pulling it off

[upper spruce]

Nuclear Powered Overlords are no fucking joke >:I

[upper spruce]

...and those GODAMN EMP PATRIOTS!

[placid sail]

and both threats are effectively nullified whenever you take down the generators, so not really that rough

but her map is nice, very comfy

[pastel quartz]

I can pull it off :3

[upper spruce]

That's true, they do consume more power than regular Patriot Missiles

[orchid robin]

pics or it didnt happen

or wont happen

[pastel quartz]

Uhh okie

[ruby minnow]

yo how's it going brainfart

[midnight tree]

just made a boppin meal

[upper spruce]

fite me

[warm fossil]

I WAS NOT FUCKING READY FOR A SISYPHENIAN INSURECTIONIST
OH MY GOD

also hi Syno!!!!!!

[ruby minnow]

how about you nuts deez

[midnight tree]

real

omg mya haiiiiiii

[tame hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-at-each-other-huang4evr-gif-23515088

hewwo peepo

[warm fossil]

@abstract path actually I have no idea what your Cybergrind record is but

I should do this more often

the adrenaline rush is one of a kind

[warm fossil]

greetings!

[tame hazel]

cute 😭

[tame hazel]

whats up?

[warm fossil]

awesome

[quartz saffron]

Also morning

[warm fossil]

BattleBit tomorrow

[night lava]

why

[upper spruce]

Search & Destroy + King Raptors = PROFIT $$$$

[night lava]

why am i exiled here

[upper spruce]

Cause you deserve it.

[night lava]

i dont want to be in the retarded channel

[grizzled meadow]

Just told you why in #╓☢stalker-chat, you get pinged even if you're exiled

[grizzled meadow]

Stop spamming that Strelok is a child molester then

[night lava]

ok i stop

i swear

[upper spruce]

Lies

[night lava]

please get me out of here

[warm fossil]

it's your destiny then

[grizzled meadow]

Damn that was quick

[upper spruce]

He will do it again

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/petting-aligator-crocodile-gif-25954785

[upper spruce]

Chops yer hand

[warm fossil]

your divine (biological) trauma guided you here

and you succeeded

[grizzled meadow]

Do we trust him guys?

: no
: yes

[ruby minnow]

[night lava]

[pastel quartz]

what?

[warm fossil]

[night lava]

i trust myself

[ruby minnow]

give him 2 hours then unexile him

if he does it again

[tame hazel]

staring at you

[ruby minnow]

make it a permanent exile

[night lava]

No

[pastel quartz]

everyone is :3c

[ruby minnow]

or you know

[pastel quartz]

im super cute

[tame hazel]

yes

[ruby minnow]

just exile him to the #931238326172794881

[night lava]

NI

NIET

[tame hazel]

NEET

[grizzled meadow]

Damn

[night lava]

dont

[grizzled meadow]

I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy

I swear

[swift scarab]

starts spamming that strelok is a child molestor to all the regular loner rpers

[ruby minnow]

there is no regular rper

they're all kind of cringe

[swift scarab]

Best strategy to keep people away from the NCCP to date

[night lava]

lol

shit getting wild there

[swift scarab]

Nah that’s nothing

Shoulda seen when someone was being sus last year

[crimson flame]

i concur

[swift scarab]

Not sus enough

More

[orchid robin]

I got more

[ruby minnow]

petition to close #931238326172794881

[swift scarab]

Do you have the one from a few months ago that got all of brainfarts attention

[orchid robin]

No

[night lava]

agreed

[swift scarab]

Damn

[plucky void]

wtf is going on in rp

[ruby minnow]

heresy

[night lava]

wtf it this

[plucky void]

more like erp

[ruby minnow]

that'

[warm fossil]

the wildest shit known to man

[ruby minnow]

that's why we should close it

[night lava]

thank god am exiled to brainfart and not rp game chat

[wind forum]

bro we got the STALKER ERP chat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/869321051295842324/1063168747898146917/IMG_3358.gif

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/869321051295842324/1063168747898146917/IMG_3358.gif

[warm fossil]

that's gotta hurt

[ruby minnow]

there is this MilsimMan bro he's in RP chat any time i'm on discord

like he's there 24/7

[swift scarab]

Oof

Hmm

Idea

[plucky void]

this is how you give a kitten a heart attack

[plucky void]

where's that screenshot of several and emojis sent by some of us

[ruby minnow]

and Milsim guy and Greyhound made a wiki on the RP they have their own lore and everything

[plucky void]

I need to save it

[swift scarab]

Jesus Christ