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Can;t we have a normal day without haters ruining the mood in here >.> ?
It aired on british tv for 6 years
@grizzled meadow can you? 
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Oh oh busted
Wrong channel, wrong hours.
i have never met that man in my life
Yeah
You got a diff lauta
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Aight, looks like even with this role i don't have perms for that 
The helper drunk with power flew too close to the sun
literally 1984v2
1984 the sequel
can i check my infractions? please
I wish i was drunk
Im only running on 1h of sleep for over 24h
1985
Make that 50 minutes
we need to get to a publisher rn!
You guys sleep?
i have 18:42 here
Same
and online meeting
western europe? 
Wut
Idk I don't want to get harassed
it's located in Alpine Hospitality
dont you like pipes?
I live in Ohio
But yes
German time
i already knew that you have +1 hour
p!birb
literally 2x ledy
Ledyβs final boss
My 2 pages are gone :(
who is this ledy you guys keep talking about ? 
*edy
_edy
Im gonna murder you
my birb doesnt get close to any water , but he likes when i spray him in summer
P!birb
Daamn
p!birb
Bjurds
This one would devour Iedy
p!dog
ledy is on the left, I think
p!wizard @upper spruce
Wtf
Madness!
"That boy like me because he is funny"
How in the hell this phrase means that I like this boy because he is funny?
In my mind it means that the boy is interested in me
That phrase makes no sense
Same here
Atleast i understand english
p!implode 712636342588407939
:C
I'm following an english lesson, the lesson is about active and passive form
But I'm still reading it the way I wrote that
It sounds like a woman's logic
But, there's no commas
Lmao
Sounds like a Neanderthal speaking
Yes but again, it's still the boy who's interested in you
Not the opposite
p!explode 712636342588407939
< _ >
But that sentence makes no sense 
Why not?
it's toddler speak and is missing a word there
It sounds bad
It's like saying (the way I'm reading it) that this damned boy likes you
But in their heads
It's different
In their heads is something like
I LIKE THAT BOY BECAUSE FUNNI
That boy like me cause he funni hehe
Like, how?
p!explode 475631645253304341
I KNOW
The mustache experience
there's grammatical correct english and then there are colloquialisms
Mf i can barely function with insomnia torturing me for 2 months
And you drop these kind of bullshit sentences here

"That boy likes me because he is funny"
This is the phrase, go crazy
For some reasons, in this phrase, you have a liking in this boy
Not the contrary
It doesn't make sense
perhaps it meant to say "that boy likes me because he is [intentionally acting] funny"
"That makes me lasagna so he like my main man"
It's something about active and passive form in english
"Falco is plane going to the UK buy fish and soap."
Not anymore, unfortunately
then maybe you're supposed to turn that sentence into "that boy likes me because he is being funny"?
Same stuff, not anymore

in both ways to see and understand it, it's grammatically incorrect
no wait is it even passive that way
because it's a colloquialism
can somebody give me an idea for a nickname
oggi alle ass textbooks
The direct translation in italian is "I like this boy because he is funny", it doesn't make sense
why is it so confusing
can you show the exercise itself
he/she/it, S goes with... so "he likes you" OR "he IS like me" would be proper bri'ish
colloquialisms don't work in that realm tho
Daddiboi
fuck no
wait so is it "That boy likes me because he is funny" or "I like this boy because he is funny"??
Lol
Yes exactly.
"I am brish so france is present in my fridge"
you gave two different versions
eyy what it do
something under tos, the main forgottheword is age of 12 in this game
fr, dude it's literally recycle the fucking guns
The first
That boy like me because he is funny
This is a translated phrase
The original phrase is
"I like that boy because he is funny"
Again this stuff is about active form and passive form but it doesn't make sense for me
like, everFUCKING, gun
all that power
and it has no armor penetration
just... just go with the original phrase
translation makes no fucking sense
your textbook only pretends to know English
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Falco likes boys?
gah damn wish that was me
become the depressed femboy with lung cancer
well I do like to smoke and I am pretty close to depression
the only part left is becoming a femboy
just get some fishnets and a skirt
@grizzled meadow
Accurate

better for me- bully me >~<
@urban ocean
i love cock
iz stoned
i love cock too
nice
we all do

this image is burned into my brain
I can already feel the pain
D:

on steam ?
Ye
The first one is good
The second was mrh
The best
Ye
with "Europe at War" Mod even better
You can ask for playtest
Yup, there's the great war one too
rp chat is weird
Call aldo
finally
cringe
i don't want to ping him
sleep
Understandable
those RP guys even made their own wiki did you know that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkyQ--sx_Iw
I smell weakness
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Men of War: Assaul...
let this mark the beginning of my suffering
I hate Trauma Loop
I hate Trauma Loop so much
They are lost to the zone
can't deny sometimes rp chat is a gold mine
I never touch it
but most of the time its just shit
true
its like searching for gold in sewers
yeah there might be good stuff in it but its %99 of the time just shit
mods just forgot about rp chat at this point
they have their own character wiki
you know shits bad if even aldo wont touch it
Do they touch grass?
this is one of the characters from wiki
no of course they don't they RP
Where's that wiki
they went that far huh
they are going to make their own modpack at this rate
Oh no
Stalker Rpg system
they're generally just weird people tbh
Get ze Flammenwerfer
its good for them to not touch anywhere else but rp chat
lets make a rp chat exile role
for the worst of the worst
so close, yet so far
it's just gonna get shitposted till they get muted
none of the mods touch rp chat
The SKS with the weird name
if mods really cared about whats happening in rp chat
it would be closed by now
but not touching it seem like a good idea
I prefer to call it the "fuck you" stick
just let the roleplayers be roleplayers
but somebody needs to go through this rabbit hole of rp chat
I don't remember
I think I left it in the cruiser mission
The boat
Or after that
aww

one day I'll definitely find someone as insane as me to get so far into CS
I started playing something else
can understand
I, on the other hand,
love CS
just like with HLM, it's one of the very few games I want to 100% complete
No
What is HLM, Hockey Legacy Manager
No
Yes 
Hotline MIami
Kairos when battlebit video
I won't steal Madirex Video
That's not cool
The idea
just make your own come onnnnnn
I'm editing a new Stalker Video
k
didn't you already make a ISG video?
Oh no wait
and a merc video
@orchid robin this guy faction
oh Duty
And someone else's
Compound is a wild VR game. Compound VR is basically Ancient Dungeon VR but with guns. In VR it looks much better than you would expect. I get why everyone recommended it under the ancient dungeon video, because Compound is really fun. It's the same dungeon crawler gameplay just with more explosions and somehow even more pixels. No stream today,...
wrong thing but it's a good vid
and i can't send a meme
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I think that's I won't make Stalker videos for a while
Gonna try some new things
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Hostline Miami
he make the fallout video now
it was succesfull with Nikolia
There's a greater audience
In different games
Nah it's shiet
well different games will grant you more subscribers that's for sure
Fallout it's cool tho, and I've played a lot of it too
But there's a lot of memeable games out there
I also thought of recording game play and all that but idk I'm lazy I guess
And i don't want to show my face lmao
you don't need to show your face just have the voice
next goal: KILL (the Limit Chancellor)
Sounds like Skyrim
The voiceee
or being a schizo
hi!!!!!
yeah him being racist and all that
well he's just a edgy teen on the internet
so don't need to take him serious
he's a shitty fallout creator
mi cama
I'm checking right now and he has ads on a 38 sec video 
π
BETTER
suck my cock chancellor, can't strip me of power now
fucking bitch
malign influence my ass
hoo boy
feels like an entire mountain was lifted from my back
only took me...
353 minutes, 6.332 seconds to get all 3 endings
System shock donde?!
I still should probably kill that fucker because doing a Hope Eradicated run without augments is incredibly painful
@edgy abyss
dubious little creature
ur dangerous
Purfect, now let's set the breast and ass size.
horny
no u
by the nines I'm tweaking
So tired....why do i feel so tired
may I make a suggestion?
lucky you, I'm cursed to not feel tired until the time is like midnight
No I'm not lucky
My body is fucking frail and weak rn
I could take a fight but i would go down in three punches
I know, I still envy you
qwq
are you eating healthy, staying hydrated, exercising?
Why does everyone feel inspired by me
feeling weak and fragile and powerless and taking a big nap is exactly what I would love
Exercising no
Eating healthy not quite
Hydrating, sometimes
I LOVE WATER!!
I always got a bottle of water with me at home
for every single moment
we? how about starting from yourself
What if i just 3at the veggies like that
wish I could take one to school but books already take up like the entire backpack
i keep only 1 special re-useable water bottle with me
Tbh my issue is i keep eating cheese
got a few of those that i let linger around
Guess what that does
I just got this big 2 liter bottle at home, and a much smaller one for moments when I can take it
the big one either lasts me days
or gets drained in one
drain that bottle
mmm?
what the hell is this shit

Good luck with that
as far as I know
I have it from my father
Yeah, i don't like it
Atleast i can drink milk
It ain't too bad
What the fuck even is in that bottle
its kingdom cum
imagine cuming that much

actually no I definitely don't
That's only a fantasy...sadly
that's my grindset
I remember literally eating shredded cheese
Then wat happened after
πͺ
i have protein deficiency
Lol
π
Imagine testosterone deficiency
π
Kinda cringe
HAhaaa
Can't
did you just censor the word "cum"?
OFF ROAD CUM CHOAD
THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY ASSSSSSS
haven't heard that one in ages
β οΈEARRAPEβ οΈ
atleast aldo isnt online
Same!
post some innocent memes so this one gets washed away because ledy is lurking
he's just invisible I bet
garfield doesn't say the nword anyway
of course he doesnt why would he say such a thing
im cumming
Me when
I LOVE BIG MUSCULAR SWEATY MEN
me not as much
hold on
That's why thou can speak
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I agree 
didnt u want to become one?
Yes but atleast i don't act stupid
Tbh women nowadays have many problems as i saw
While boys atleast know how to deal with em

Cuz das life
a really good guy can replace any gal you'll meet
Oh yes
Literally me though
->
We have tomato soup
Omg
To o be honest they do, just
They'll peg you 
no they can't 
For me that worked with my bf
Even though we are both basically trans
We both have the opposite genitals we wanna have
Wait no he has
I just wantet boobs
He doesn't have any
Read again
-> damn
lmao
I mean i was thinking very long of actually keeping that thing down therw
looks like we found someone hornier than maja
Ever met a sex bomb?
i need cock, boss
Search it up damn
I thought about it and I'd much rather live with a dude than a girl
classic
I'm gonna keep posting it
Same

less toll on sanity first of all
That's why i chose my bf even though he basically is unisex
from what I've seen in Russian memes, women are really annoying
I can kinda twll
They really are
based
in russian memes
as you should
y'alls got some really deep-rooted fear of women/misogyny issues lol
i want someone to take nice pictures of me
time to derail this highly intellectual discussion
Lmao
https://edition.cnn.com/2023/01/09/world/green-comet-c-2022-e3-scn/index.html uh oh here come the end times
does anyone of you here know about truck cemetery stashes
Wdym
actual stalker general chat is useless
I hope it hits us
doomer opinion
@plucky void i feel like most people here become gey or bi just because they can't get bitches but idk tho 
Based
I hope I get strong enough so I can bench it when it hits the Earth
I am pan though
Couldnt get a pan
I'm under the same impression
so you fuck everything
Google it
i forgot whats a pansexual again?
*everything that's human
except for the pan attraction
Well
Teflon's pretty hot tho
Basically
so pansexual = bi?
I look at the character of people and see if i like it
yeah basically
hopeless enough so they're attracted to stuff that's nice to them
just more lgbt labels so everyone can feel alright
got it
what a surprise
to be honest I've never been attracted to literally anyone in my life 
real life, that is
you'll find that special one someday im sure
this is going into no-no territory 
hopefully
i know i know
time to post memes
I'm doing an entirety of... just being myself
@plucky void just dont question the logic and everything will be fine
Eh you'll find one eventually
But remember if you want a relationship to be good you need to invest time
this is brainfart
brainfart, not brainrot-sexualize-everything
I agree >->
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brainrot is a pretty good name tho 
lazy to repost
someone repost it for me pls
climbing sounds
I legit do not understand how you can have fun in Genshin
u dont
just watch hentai at that point
from my classmates I learned that it's
- Gambling
- Anime
- Lolis (I bet those fuckers are into it)
- Boring gameplay loops
ah yes, the story
rapid LMB spamming
trying to explain yesterday's chat to aldo be like
the word is ginger
Genshin doesn't interest me in any capacity

- I can't even run it

the hentai is top notch
expert
Same 
the only reason I have a pixiv

that's a man
Exactly
forever misunderstood masterpiece
we never learn
Itβs almost like war never changes
Or do we
Living i-- okay I won't

?
War has changed.
It never changed
It's always kill
It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.
War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.
War has changed.
ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.
Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield controlβ¦everything is monitored and kept under control.
Warβ¦has changed.
The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
Warβ¦has changed.
When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.β
Btw good afternoon
If it were good I'd be prolly in da bathtub
Okay,
For legal reasons, this is just a joke, I am citing a sentence from Samurai's image and in no way am I referencing anything
With that out of the way,
Living in Russia is wacky as fuck
living as a whole is wacky as fuck
my farts smelled like rotten meat today
so I farted in class and watched as the dumbasses argued about who did it
Man I think a big sip o' water will be perfect
like, literally right now
exactly at this specific moment

same
first of all I'll get to see a complete different culture
aaand who am I lying to it's already obvious I just need excuses to go visit my friends
none of the nsfw parts are visible so what's the problem officer?
AND it's related to stalker for once
Someday you'll meet me and my russian german friend
That is if you come here
something on facebook idk
So you mean that I'm on thin ice?
just give me a couple of years
one day it'll definitely happen
that is, if I don't fuck up and ruin my life with something or make myself hated by everyone
biggest fear by the way
right near spiders
thing is, it might happen without me even realising that
SPIDER'S AREN'T SCARY
they're cute
AT ANY SECOND THEY CAN JUMP ON YOU
FUCK YOU
they're usually so friendly
they just mind their own business
YOU FUCKER 
just look at that fascinating creature
jumping spiders are adorable
I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY PESTS
If you mean these spiders then yeah I get the fear
YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME FROM OUTSIDE
LOOK IT'S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT I HAVE ARACHNOPHOBIA
it's your duty to face it though
CORRECT
@uneven sinew you were right, #πͺπΈ-general-spa really is the best chat sometime
I WILL BURN THEM WITH FUCKING FIRE
WELL START DEALING WITH IT WITH SMALL CONTROLLED EXPOSURE SO YOU CAN START OVERCOMING THIS IRATIONAL FEAR BIT BY BIT AND START ENJOYING LIFE MORE
FIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Go play the Spider Lair level in Metro LL then
Let me help you
what a beast
goes through bolt field throwing anomalies
I think those red lines where bad...
Look at this cutie
oh IT JUMPS?!
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
yes it does, it's an active hunter instead of a passive one
Waht?
it's also tiny
there are spiders that use their webs as paragliders.......which means they have a fancy way of flying
Spiders are inspiring
Just seen it
Fucking retards
Look at his profile, that's all I'm saying
oh my god all of this is literally nightmare fuel
there are swimming spiders too. Belldiver spiders I think they are called. They are cool too
the ones that can survive longer than 24 hours underwater?
WHAT THE FUCK
cuz i remember scientists leaving one overnight underwater to see how long it would last
they looked at it
How
thought it drowned
Lmao, dat page. His channels look bad too at least if you are Spanish or something
Oof
They don't even bite you
they live almost permanently underwater
and when they pulled it out it literally shook off the water and kept walking
I get it
I hate insects instead
like cockroaches
yikes
I HATE COCKROACHES WITH ALL MY HEART
BUT THEY CAN
"as a beginner"
WHEN I SEE ONE I SHOW NO MERCY
YOU NEVER EXPECT WHEN
problem is, you can't burn them
I've never seen one IRL... yet
Their like a baby adult
I wack em with the fly swatter and then use it to decapitate their heads to ensure they remain dead
If I ever see a spider, I murder them as fast as I can
nah spiders are cool
I just pick him up and carry him outside
Why don't you atleast try
I cannot live knowing it might be right in front of my face when I wake up
Atleast watch it from a distance
last time I did that it just ran back inside in front of me
Damn
He has a home to protect
they literally never do that. The place where you sleep is not a place that is pleasant for them to be at
then you throw him
I'm fine with spiders outside the house but inside = no
try sleeping during cockroach season, hearing the scratching as they try to get past the shutters and into your room 
they usually just make a web in some corner
EXACTLY
yep
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
also don't trust crystal, I got bit by a jumping spider and had to go to the hospital
actually i had a small jumping spider in my room
SEE
i named him jeff
cute
YOU CANNOT FUCKING TRUST THEM
jeff was a fun roommate till i never saw him again
we don't have jumping spiders in my country :c
What
they bros
geckos are alright too
ha 
just anything but insects
but I used to go out and catch crickets to feed spiders around my grandmas house and watch them
agreed, insects are so creepy
Well jumping spiders can't kill you can they?
is that what I can look forward to on Sunday?
That's a pretty big assumption
Yes it is
dunno but it poisoned me and I had to go get antivenom
bro.........literally me during the holidays at my grandparents house in a village in poland
Oh shit
are scorpions considered insects? I think they cool
Never seen one irl tho
although i didnt really feed em crickets, i fed em those red small insect mfs
kane lives in death
ladybugs?
They kinda count as one since no sea food
no, they were ugly
every time I talk about my fears my arachnophobia always overshadows everything >:(
Kane abandoned y'all for alien pussy 
as i was saying
when i was a kid and were talking between 6 and 9 i would catch crickets for fun and release them
me and my cousins would do that with grasshoppers 
so would I... Into a spider web
catching one mid jump = bragging rights

oh right they are called grasshoppers, my bad
yeah i sacrificed the ugly insects to the spider, not grasshoppers
actually
i had a notebook
where i kept info about various animals i saw in the outdoors
god i still remember that time when i was like 10-11, bathing in the inflatable pool my grandpa set-up and seeing a fuckin black stork flying over
legit full on black
lemme check the chances on that
Wonder why
gop slpeep
fuck it I'm going to sleep
What's that
godamn i didnt see a genetic failure i saw a different species
there are 2 species
the white storks
and black storks
you can figure out why they are called that
because they have specific preferences when playing chess
okay so there are melanistic white storks
so idk what i saw that day
a black stork species or a melanistic white stork
nvm the black storks have white on their bellies
so yeah
i saw a melanistic white stork as a kid π
Then why do i not care about where i start off
what
omg i just remembered when i was catching grasshoppers and saw a guy parachute like 100 meters away from us
What i ment is why do i not care in chess on which colour i start at?
that was also cool
i think one color goes first
And?
idk i dont play chess
I kinda do
then you should know
Rarely though
White beginns first
Black second
You can say it's racist but it's a chess game
Issa game
oh dear lawd
chess is racist
more memories
white pieces take blacka
god i loved looking at the squirrels there
confirmed
Child labour
we have a nut tree, im talking a huge tree and squirrels would go there to eat the nuts and it was so fascinating looking at them
one time i pissed a squirrel off and it threw that nut at me
Howd you piss it off?
lets say i was asking for it
Damn
hmmmmm
what else
what else
oh oh
the spider i was feeding was pretty cool as well
it had made a pretty thick and sturdy webbing that didnt even really slow down victims that much
cuz it wasnt one of those thin-ass trap spiders
it was a unit that went as fast as a train and actively tackled its prey
basically imagine stepping on a boobytrap but instead of an explosion you see an absolute unit of a rifleman tackling you before you can blink
.......i
i miss those times 
no care in the world, i could just explore to my hearts desire, nobody expected something from me
when doing stupid shit was fun and nobody judged you cuz you were a silly little kid
Nose Issue
I agree
remove yourself from society so you can do stupid shit while no one's around
But we are society aren't we
π³ together ?
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