🎪bruh-fart

[tame hazel]

that would be god mod

like photoshoping a logo inside of the software in the middle of an effect you were rendering

[digital quartz]

although the licensing for that would probably kill like half the companies that use it

[real tinsel]

ohh i thought you meant their version

[tame hazel]

as if

as if

i pay

[real tinsel]

i think it would use far too much resources though

[digital quartz]

well I use it almost exclusively for work

so it is licensed

[real tinsel]

a single adobe software already uses 1-2 gbs just for being idle

imagine the whole deal compacted into a single software

[digital quartz]

one can dream

and put a good CAD software in there too

just to top it off

[real tinsel]

you can still just throw files from one to the other though

[digital quartz]

maybe GIS too why not

and then I have my dream tool

[real tinsel]

like make a drawing in illustrator, then export it as png or save it as ai and throw it into your photoshop

[real tinsel]

just open them all at once

need a buff pc for that though

mine shits itself if i try to open photoshop and illustrator at the same time

[digital quartz]

it would just be really convenient to have it in 1 package

[real tinsel]

so i have to close one in order to open the other

[real tinsel]

maybe as an optional thing

but i'd hate it if it came like that

seems too clunky

[warm fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/847377870958362674/1062726478996963348/caption.gif

[digital quartz]

maybe plug and play, like a mod loadorder

[real tinsel]

that would be better

would be a pain in the ass for the adobe devs to maintain though

[upper spruce]

DeD

[digital quartz]

DnD

[upper spruce]

"Deeks n' Dongs"

[digital quartz]

@heady crow would you be willing to show me the ropes if I get Tarkov?

[upper spruce]

hang on

[heady crow]

yes

[digital quartz]

[upper spruce]

Here

You are welcome.

[warm fossil]

True...

[digital quartz]

that game looks like an acid trip

[warm fossil]

if you're unprepared

yes

yes it is

[heady crow]

well its cruelty squad

[warm fossil]

in every single form

if you're absolutely ready for anything you might see

it feels like home

[digital quartz]

actually never heard of cruelty squad

[warm fossil]

it's the pinnacle of gaming

[tame hazel]

why do i always forget i entered a vc

[digital quartz]

all alone in there

[tame hazel]

im watching hunter x hunter

i dont want more than one person to speak

[digital quartz]

first time watching ?

[tame hazel]

rewatching

chriema arc

[heady crow]

also tarky will be pretty rough but im willing to put my gear on the line
ever played any similiar games?

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/walt-walter-walter-white-death-walter-death-gif-19309595

right near the exit

[digital quartz]

well uhh Arma I guess ?

[tame hazel]

i hate the fact that kids are the protagonists but this arc is chef kiss

[heady crow]

looks like a typical death metal album cover

[warm fossil]

lmao

[tame hazel]

OOO tarkov i havent played it in a while

[digital quartz]

I thought we could do like scav raids where your gear isn't on the line

[heady crow]

yeah

but you only get money out of those raids

not actual progress

[digital quartz]

what would be a similar game ?

[tame hazel]

i played like 4 games of tarkov cause im too much of a pussy

[heady crow]

true

dayz i guess

[digital quartz]

hmm I played that a little

[grizzled meadow]

Name?

[heady crow]

alright so you know how to deal with disappointment

[digital quartz]

bruh I play sc2 religiously

[warm fossil]

of the game?

[steady trellis]

Cruelty Squad

sleeper hit

[vivid marsh]

hahahahhhhhah noooo

[upper spruce]

DoN'T DO IT!!

[steady trellis]

very very unique

[upper spruce]

D:

[heady crow]

on sc2 you always start from the beginning. In tarkov you see your money and stash go down down down

[warm fossil]

it's an awesome game

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, obviously

[lusty sonnet]

Ares

[warm fossil]

Cruelty Squad

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/tuxedo-cat-wave-hello-good-bye-gif-20295210

[warm fossil]

I've been talking about it for several days now

[upper spruce]

Acid Squad

[vivid marsh]

fuck dayz lmao

[uncut obsidian]

oggi alle

[vivid marsh]

Spent 20 euro, worst purchase I've made on steam

[digital quartz]

I played Rust

[upper spruce]

It would be nice if IT FUCKING LET ME PLAY SINGLE PLAYER! 😠

[digital quartz]

and thats true I guess

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aGlDnY7GQPU&feature=shares

Dunkey made a video on it, it must be good

[warm fossil]

like I said

the pinnacle of gaming

[heady crow]

where would be the fun in single player rust

go play ark

[upper spruce]

no u

[heady crow]

theres some substance there apart from pvp

[heady crow]

nah

[digital quartz]

my brother

[heady crow]

i got 19 hours

https://tenor.com/view/sherlock-benedict-cumberbatch-hat-tip-greetings-smile-gif-4268618

[steady trellis]

boy did i ever fucking hate Ark

[digital quartz]

he loves PoE too

[heady crow]

OH

OH

LIKE

AHAHAHAHAH

[upper spruce]

SKill issue

[heady crow]

i didnt know you meant like your actual brother

[upper spruce]

[digital quartz]

ye

[steady trellis]

if you want to make this overused joke, then do it right

[upper spruce]

nu

[wise bane]

skill issue

https://tenor.com/view/apes-together-strong-0p1sf-gif-20906166

[warm fossil]

that's the first one

[upper spruce]

PvP in a nutshell

[warm fossil]

next stop: CEO Mindset

[digital quartz]

you were a total war chad too right ?

[warm fossil]

169 minutes of playtime

could've did it faster but the money grind is too tempting

[heady crow]

attila is my shit

dont like other total wars all that much

[upper spruce]

Try 2.000 Hours at least, and then we see if you are still sane.

[digital quartz]

Atilla was fun, do you not like the Warhammer ones ?

[heady crow]

i do have a few hundred hours in twwh2 but idk

[warm fossil]

never played a game for longer than 300 hours

the current leader in Steam is Team Fortress 2 with 292 hours

[digital quartz]

have you played with SFO ?

[heady crow]

nah

[digital quartz]

because base game is good but kinda mid

[warm fossil]

followed by PAYDAY2 with 234

[digital quartz]

SFO makes it better all around

[heady crow]

only tw game i played with mods was attila

need to mod medieval 2 someday

[warm fossil]

then CS:GO with 110 (I was forced and I hated every second of it)

and finally, GMod with 94

[heady crow]

btw tomb you played total war arena?

[crimson flame]

unmodded medieval 2 was p good imo

[heady crow]

ye but medieval 2 modded is peak

or so ive heard

[digital quartz]

I remember my super assasin in medieval 2, he killed every bishop in europe just so my low faith bishop could be eleceted pope

[warm fossil]

my god have I really played PD2 for so long?

[upper spruce]

I got 1.204 Hours in "Dawn of War 2"

Man of the Emperor

[warm fossil]

wow

[crimson flame]

installed stainless steel but dont have the time to play it

[heady crow]

[crimson flame]

yeah i stopped using asassins bcs it lowers your rep or smth

[warm fossil]

when

[heady crow]

the thing about attila is that its less of a map painted and more of a survival simulator against the freeze, huns and the migration due to both of them

[digital quartz]

doesnt matter if you can bully everyone else

[heady crow]

gotten used to that so other total wars feel kinda meh

end game twwh2 can be fun at points tho

[digital quartz]

except if you play Sassanids then you are just swimming in money

[crimson flame]

i was playing as england and my longbow can barely hit shit

[heady crow]

😭

[crimson flame]

i guess its accurate bcs medieval peasants

[heady crow]

fun times playing as eastern roman empire on vh/vh against the sassanids :)

[crimson flame]

i was very used to rome 2 and warhammer projectile accuracy

[digital quartz]

I think I still have a save somewhere with a 1 mil round income on Sassanids

[heady crow]

still need to do a western roman empire legend run tho

that shit is ass and need to cheese tho

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-got-night-is-dark-full-of-terror-mellisandre-gif-5667283

[upper spruce]

Exactly!

Ultra Marines rock

[digital quartz]

god but the sanitation in Atilla made me go insane

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/5UIteDF4eII

[digital quartz]

I had a sickness outbreak in the Levante for like 30 years

[quartz saffron]

My favorite total war, fucking hate the performance

[digital quartz]

because all my armies had to pass through there from the Sassanid capital

[warm fossil]

hey guys

guess the god resolution

[wise bane]

i have bought warhammer 2 on release but never played it

oh wait we talking about total war game?

[upper spruce]

yes, different games.

[wise bane]

uh my bad

[digital quartz]

its pretty good play it

[warm fossil]

anyways

fuck divine link

all my homies hate divine link

HOPE ERADICATED

that's the real shit

[abstract path]

You know what's real?

[warm fossil]

hi Crystal!!!!!!!!

[abstract path]

hiiiii x3

Hru?

[warm fossil]

it's becoming warm outside, gotta go to school tomorrow

otherwise, pretty good

[digital quartz]

tell us whats real crystal

[abstract path]

THE ONE PIECE

[warm fossil]

THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

[abstract path]

HE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!!

[uncut obsidian]

my most played game is gmod

[digital quartz]

does anyone here watch One Piece, did the mainstory get any progress in the last 2000 episodes ?

[abstract path]

My father used to watch one piece

I know that shit since i was fucking like

5 or 7

Aswell as star trek

Lmfao

[digital quartz]

die RTL 2 Tage oder bist du zu jung dafür ?

[edgy abyss]

Only 232h on your mostly played game? Those are rookie numbers my guy!

[uncut obsidian]

my most played game in steam

[abstract path]

Was

Also...war, ja

[digital quartz]

früher lief One Piece, Dragon Ball etc. immer auf RTL 2

[steady trellis]

it's spread over 2 accounts but iirc I have 2500 hours in HL2dm

[edgy abyss]

Still rookie numbers

[abstract path]

Mein vater hat immer RTL 2 gekuckt

[warm fossil]

I think it hurts

[wise bane]

i talked about total war warhammer 2

[uncut obsidian]

i don't have time counters for games outside of steam

[digital quartz]

ye me too

[warm fossil]

that is some real dedication

[abstract path]

Hail daniel

[warm fossil]

awww

[digital quartz]

this man bunny hops and rocket boosts

[warm fossil]

thanks

[abstract path]

I did it i didn't say damn daniel

[steady trellis]

loved every second of it tho - playing comp and semi pro in that time was the shit now I'm too old and slow

[abstract path]

Np - w -

[steady trellis]

ofc 😄

[digital quartz]

I did the same for cod4 but now the community is pretty much dead is hl2dm alive ?

[pastel quartz]

xqcL

[steady trellis]

there is still a community playing, at least the remnants of the german people I knew back then. but its nowhere near what it once was

[digital quartz]

everything ends

[steady trellis]

iirc CU and ESL ended 2015

or something... its blurry

[uncut obsidian]

is this you in xqc's chat

[digital quartz]

we played Clanbase because the ESL cod league was trash

[pastel quartz]

no

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[digital quartz]

[wise bane]

ohh

[pastel quartz]

i only use maya and chloe

[wise bane]

dont know if im gonna like it

[wise bane]

to much xqc

[digital quartz]

did you download Encased or cancel it ?

[pastel quartz]

my internet is too dogshit
cant downnload anything

[steady trellis]

lots of my mates played that back then too i just trolled with a spass12 and the worst weapon combos

[pastel quartz]

tried 3 different downloads ;c

[digital quartz]

dang it

[heady crow]

Haha yeah its a part of it :p
Remind yourself of how it handled province food too

[digital quartz]

ak74u my beloved

r700 my beloved

[uncut obsidian]

download THIS

[crimson flame]

nuts

[digital quartz]

this really doesnt have the same impact without the emote

[abstract path]

I like the AK50

[uncut obsidian]

it does

if you imagine it

[steady trellis]

how's Stalcraft goin?

[digital quartz]

I can see the lil doc

[uncut obsidian]

haven't played it in 2 days

[digital quartz]

@heady crow you think Stalcraft would be good Tarkov training ?

[warm fossil]

just as I said that, I got a message from RSCHS saying tomorrow will be -27 again

[steady trellis]

the farm is getting so ridiculous now that I reached Red Forest, Yanov and other endgame areas

[uncut obsidian]

no, because stalcraft has actually good sounds

[warm fossil]

unlikely that my school will retract their statement so most likely I'll still go tomorrow

[digital quartz]

but it would mentally prepare me

[steady trellis]

to lose all your shit? yes 😄

[warm fossil]

hey 'tleast I'll get to see if my winter jacket still spectacularly protects from cold

[digital quartz]

thats the angle is was aiming for

[warm fossil]

okay I got Hope Eradicated, I got the Death mode

now I just need the Abominator

I love swapping gravity every 30 seconds and flying around

oh right

rest in peace

all this Cruelty Squad talk probably sounds like incoherent rambling to people that don't play the game

[upper spruce]

I mean... it is?

[steady trellis]

the whole game can be incoherent untill it clicks

[warm fossil]

fair enough

[upper spruce]

No offense but the game is designed to give you PTSS

[fading shuttle]

how about you fuckin play kindness gang

[warm fossil]

fuck you

[upper spruce]

No such thing exists, brah

We live on Earth, wake up

[fading shuttle]

kids these days with their desire for violence and cruelty

kindness gang rise up

[warm fossil]

that happens ONLY if you decide to complete everything on HE and get an S rank

or if you just play Trauma Loop

[upper spruce]

I mean it's true, the "gang rapes" and "beatings" commited by minors are increasing dramatically.

They live to kill and rape.

[fading shuttle]

those video games

[digital quartz]

carry an older persons groceries for them

[fading shuttle]

hell yeah

help a grandma cross the street

[digital quartz]

someone post that jerma "help others to feel better" clip

[cedar hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/504377441561739275/1062541439126470656/UGOTTHAT.webm

[urban ocean]

https://www.wrestlinginc.com/1163294/wwe-reportedly-sold-to-saudi-arabias-public-investment-fund/

[fading shuttle]

drop kick a child, saving the family from the possibility of raising a failiure

[stone blade]

croco my beloved

[upper spruce]

Family sues you anyways, because they were proud raising a serial-rapist.

[stone blade]

a what

[fading shuttle]

still was a kindness

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-this-server-is-powered-gif-21305371

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-this-server-is-powered-gif-21305371

[fading shuttle]

holy fuck two generators?

infinite power

[upper spruce]

Yes, this Discord server is well powered.

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle you like croco?

crocos are great

they are very yummy

[abstract path]

Now i am more hungry

[fading shuttle]

never liked crackers

[warm fossil]

yippie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[digital quartz]

they also have a pretty sick mascot

[cedar hatch]

have some

[split canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-this-server-is-powered-gif-21305371

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-this-server-is-powered-gif-21305371

[split canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-this-server-is-powered-gif-213

[stone blade]

crocos are great man

[stone blade]

the mascot is a straight G

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[warm fossil]

epic embed fail

[stone blade]

he ballin

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-laughing-crazy-creepy-gif-17500235

[split canyon]

laugh at this user

[fading shuttle]

bot cant embed fail

[upper spruce]

Too much power, may overload the Channel

[digital quartz]

crocodile magician circus manager

[fading shuttle]

you are a failure, go back to being the minecraft zombie ai

[upper spruce]

[fading shuttle]

this implies women are real

[stone blade]

yes.

[abstract path]

Yew

But their kinda racist

Not the winning kind

[upper spruce]

a lot racist

[stone blade]

so true

[eager quest]

#get stabbed 27 times walking on sunny beach mindset 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

[fading shuttle]

get robbed on sunny beach

hell yeah

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/pSLRrA90n_0

[stone blade]

@eager quest when tarkov man

[fading shuttle]

the best part is that the character shown Thomas Shelby is a gypsy

its perfectly accurate

[upper spruce]

AMGRY!

[stone blade]

he collects coins under vending machines

[fading shuttle]

bruh every self respecting bulgar checks the vending machine for loose coins

its in our nature as nomadic steppe warriors

[stone blade]

I COULDNT AGREE MORE

fuck

[abstract path]

Bro i do that too. The fuck

[upper spruce]

oki

[stone blade]

youre polish yofc

[fading shuttle]

thats because you are half polish

[stone blade]

crystal is half polish half retard

❤️

[abstract path]

Fucking

E

[abstract path]

"Your mom"

[stone blade]

oh.

well

rip me then

[fading shuttle]

yep

[abstract path]

Rip

[fading shuttle]

my legs gone, my chest gone, head gone, arms gone

[warm fossil]

Man, I love killing deities!

[digital quartz]

[abstract path]

God of ear

War

Not ear

Omg

[warm fossil]

instant lethal outcome

[digital quartz]

god of ear

[warm fossil]

no way I'm surviving that

with the brain being the quickest to die I doubt there's positive results in any possible scenario

[abstract path]

Be happy you ain't made of diamonds

Cuz that acid will defo kill ya

[warm fossil]

no jokes, no context, here's a screenshot

[uneven sinew]

Brainfart in a nutshell

[warm fossil]

he got the joke!

[uneven sinew]

Of course

[grim radish]

Lol I got lots of Cruelty Squad pics of the NPCs dialogue 😂😂

[uneven sinew]

Imma die now

[warm fossil]

my man!

[plucky void]

you are a flesh automaton powered by neurotransmitters

[warm fossil]

DISCORD

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-ah-he-said-it-family-guy-gif-7387202

[uneven sinew]

Divine light difficulty best difficulty

[warm fossil]

hey come on all I did is sever my divine link

[plucky void]

changing subject real quick

don't you guys hate it when, in your ravenous hatred, you find no peas?

[uneven sinew]

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/445069993244229632/863750604072419338/688463009340719132.gif

[uneven sinew]

La vida es una lenteja, o la tomas o la dejas

[warm fossil]

well it did start with Doom...

except it was Ultimate Doom, not Eternal

[pastel quartz]

for me it was only doom

[uneven sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-guy-twerk-gif-25604234

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-gif-24630544

[warm fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/847377870958362674/1055040670710112266/freeze.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/469497688937857024/1043377673247920278/k97tkg66rp0a1.gif

[warm fossil]

cta 🧡

[plucky void]

wait a friggin minute

that pipeline is reversed

[pastel quartz]

atc ❤️

[warm fossil]

what sane human would play Tekwar

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/597545527566925854/969421047894003823/ezgif.com-gif-maker_35-1-1-1-1.gif

[warm fossil]

wait

actually no I don't get it

[plucky void]

the chaddest of them all

meanwhile doom eternal is utter normie shit

also why does the Persona games' OST slap so hard

[uneven sinew]

Specialist is the best song

[grim radish]

2022: High on Life

[uneven sinew]

High On Life the Morty Game

[grim radish]

Morty voice 🤣

[uneven sinew]

Seen some videos but didn't appeal to me idk why

[digital quartz]

every time a weapon had sentience in a game it kinda gets annoying really quick

except in pathfinder because finnean is kinda cool

[grim radish]

It appeals to this kind of gamer

[abstract path]

"Lezdoit"

[uneven sinew]

Morty voice 🤣

Winrar customer service

[abstract path]

So true

[uneven sinew]

Kingmaker?

I didn't beat the game, i have two members in my party rn because one got kidnapped

[digital quartz]

nah he is in Path of the Righteous

[molten yacht]

Yo can someone post this to another server

[upper spruce]

nop

smells like scam

[heavy peak]

People still doing this bs?

[uncut obsidian]

yo guys

guys

i've found this uhm

this youtube video

and the main character is literally me

https://youtu.be/039le_PlshQ

[upper spruce]

...

[upper spruce]

[warm fossil]

fair enough

[digital quartz]

(Arab 1 Hour)

[uneven sinew]

Madirex is arab confirmed

[digital quartz]

only for 1 hour

[uneven sinew]

I knew it

[upper spruce]

tru lul

[uneven sinew]

That's why he uses drone bombs on Battlebits

[warm fossil]

all it took is one dinner for me to forget what I was doing in Cruelty Squad

[heavy peak]

@uncut obsidian you good?

[uncut obsidian]

i'm great

because i'm literally him

[warm fossil]

right I wanted to unlock Darkworld

[grizzled meadow]

[ruby minnow]

oggi alle

i'm faster then Falco now

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[uneven sinew]

Eating corpses

[warm fossil]

no I'm on Hope Eradicated

nothing to do on Power in Misery

[digital quartz]

he is Him

[uncut obsidian]

[warm fossil]

fuck I need Divine Light to get into Paradise sewers

foiled again

Hope Manifested

damn, they didn't lie when they said that this shotgun is powerful

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/bvGPWDy1Z9g

[abstract path]

I'm hungry but dunno what to eat

Ugh

[uncut obsidian]

food

[amber marsh]

Proud kitty moment

[heavy peak]

Imma about to make some chicken curry

[abstract path]

i'd eat thay

[amber marsh]

Dam I wish

[abstract path]

I ate almost 3 pieces of lasagna

[warm fossil]

apparently darkness doesn't affect you in Hope Eradicated

cool?

hey that actually gave me an idea

[abstract path]

?

[warm fossil]

(Cruelty Squad yapping) Darkworld might not require a flashlight or night vision on Hope Eradicated

[warm fossil]

that is one creepy fucking painting

[warm fossil]

[abstract path]

Not too creepy

[warm fossil]

I know

I just wanted to put Simon's quote there

the sewer travel is an absolute success!

all I did is get the Cursed Torch

still useful

[abstract path]

What it do

[warm fossil]

free Hope Eradicated whenever I enter a level with it

no need to go into the HQ now

[uneven sinew]

What's that

There's too many secrets in that game damn

[warm fossil]

exactly

that's why I love it

also have you really never got Hope Eradicated

[uneven sinew]

I did

But I had to go to the HQ every time

[warm fossil]

okay so

[uneven sinew]

And it's hard af cause there's random enemies

Lol

[warm fossil]

y'know 'bout the Paradise sewers, right?

[uneven sinew]

The Black Golems thing

[uneven sinew]

Yes

[warm fossil]

yeah

get Divine Light

grab a flashlight

[plucky void]

lemao

[warm fossil]

and somewhere there's a fake wall

go through and there'll be a pit

hopefully you got anything to resist falling damage

after that, at the bottom you'll find the augment

be careful to not drop down into the acid

you might be fast enough to get out and take the implant before dying

but not always

actually I'll just record the path to it

[orchid robin]

Second ram stick arrived and will be delivered to my house tomorrow

Gamma gaming is coming back

[uneven sinew]

There's flowers in the sewers

I'll need a light yes fuck

[uneven sinew]

I get a new Webcam tomorrow yay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDdFGO6s44Y&ab_channel=Carameii

[warm fossil]

now I just need to wait until YouTube processes my video

@uneven sinew https://youtu.be/KXNahQJNBBI

pardon the extremely shitty quality

that's as high as I can get it with it also running normally

[tame hazel]

hewwo

[warm fossil]

howdy!

[tame hazel]

mgs4

https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-metal-gear-solid-gif-26119196

[upper spruce]

SuSHI!

[tame hazel]

what game?

[warm fossil]

OH MY GOD IT'S SHOWN LITERALLY ON TOP OF THE SC--

Cruelty Squad

the pinnacle of gaming

[upper spruce]

SuS- E

[digital quartz]

god the music sounds like an even creepier lavender town

[warm fossil]

I got used to it

dare I say, I even love some tracks

Rent Due goes really hard

https://youtu.be/dFY7xbuKDho

[uneven sinew]

The video looks good my dude

My first video was all pixelated because one of my presets was fucked up and I didn't notice

[warm fossil]

about that

that guy right 'ere on Androgen Assault

if you're a masochist: Nightmare Vision Googles

never used them but I heard they work

[uneven sinew]

Why did you change the resolution tho

Lol

[warm fossil]

lag

[uneven sinew]

Makes sense

[warm fossil]

OBS takes quite some FPS when recording

which shouldn't be a surprise

[uneven sinew]

Yup

[warm fossil]

proper night vision is obtainable in Darkworld

(even darker than the sewers, because, well it's a "dark world")

[tame hazel]

oh

[warm fossil]

what I really love about Grappendix (and by extension, the Abominator) is that you can casually get into places you're not supposed to

there's zero advantage of doing that

but it's funny

[uneven sinew]

I always felt bad about wasting money on augments

To then find out they were shiet

[warm fossil]

realistically you can beat the game just with Grappendix

[uneven sinew]

Like the weird boots that make you dash? I don't know if it was something like that they add like goo or something

[warm fossil]

nothing else

it's that good

[warm fossil]

Gunkboosters?

oh wait the dash

uhhh

Biothrusters?

closest thing resembling that

replaces the kick

[uneven sinew]

Idk it was pretty underwhelming

I was expecting some jetpack or something

[warm fossil]

Biojet exists

except you need to find it

[uneven sinew]

Best thing about the game it's the mutated cop boss

A fucking inflatable

[warm fossil]

that's why you shouldn't take drugs

augments are better

[orchid robin]

@pastel quartz i have some advice

If you plan on shaving down there, dont let more than a month pass after the last shaving

This was a nightmare for me

[stone blade]

Guys

this is me

[upper spruce]

El gato

[uneven sinew]

La creature

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-dog-angry-mad-gif-16725854

[amber marsh]

You're so handsome my guy

[pastel quartz]

what? wdym

dont let more than a month?

oh, why

[orchid robin]

Cuz depending on your genes it might result in a 5-10 min longer shave ooorrrr

You having to divide the body parts into phases cuz of how much hair there is

[pastel quartz]

i dont really know what ur spekaing about or how ti works

u gotta speak less brain

[orchid robin]

Best case scenario you grow enough hair back that shaving will take 5-15 mins longer

Worst case

[upper spruce]

Worst case scenario: You ded

[orchid robin]

You have to divide the parts into days cuz theres so much

[pastel quartz]

u mean.. the hair will suddenly grow much quicker?

[digital quartz]

what am I reading

[pastel quartz]

why would it work like that

[orchid robin]

No

[uneven sinew]

You cut yourself with the razor and you bleed out

[orchid robin]

It grows normally

[uneven sinew]

It does

[orchid robin]

Its just that you have already reached the age where hair grows back somewhat fast

[uneven sinew]

If you shave your beard you'll know

It becomes harder

[pastel quartz]

dude i still have no hair on hands, and my moustache just started growing, that shit isnt even close to being visible even now
people have that on age 11

[eager quest]

maja has more estrogen than testosterone

[orchid robin]

No shit cuz you are already at the stage where you have regular hair growth

[amber marsh]

Grow a curly wild west villain mustache

[orchid robin]

Theres a difference between 16 year old kairos waiting months for a proper beard to set it and 20+ year old kairos growing it much quicker

[pastel quartz]

no, ill laser that shit down, same with leg hair

[uneven sinew]

I mean

Your beard hair starts getting harder

[amber marsh]

Fair enough xd

[uneven sinew]

When you shave it man

[eager quest]

sigh

[warm fossil]

ZKZ my beloved

[eager quest]

i still dont believe youre a real man

[amber marsh]

Pango wants that jungle

[orchid robin]

You said it grows back faster

[amber marsh]

How was work dutier

[orchid robin]

Which is a myth

[orchid robin]

I was at fuckin uni not work

[uneven sinew]

Idk maybe I have strong hair

[amber marsh]

Oof

What did you wake up at 5 am for?

[uneven sinew]

Idk I don't shave that often tho

[orchid robin]

It takes me 2 hours by bus to arrive there

[warm fossil]

oh my god

[uneven sinew]

Extra sleeping time

[warm fossil]

and here I thought I take a lotta time to reach school

[amber marsh]

Dam that's a distance issue

[orchid robin]

I had to travel a combined amount of 4 hours for 5 hours of lessons

[digital quartz]

would you want to move there ?

[orchid robin]

God no, i hate athens

[warm fossil]

~1 hour for 7 hours

[uneven sinew]

Dutyer is Plato

Confirmed

[warm fossil]

hell yeag!!!!!!!11!

he did it!! he said the funny!!!

gonna vibe to the music now

it feels like a mental breakdown

except in the form of rapidly deteriorating music

NOOOOOOOOOOO THEY THREW ME INTO THE MENU

[uneven sinew]

You've completed the game in two days?

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-laughing-crazy-creepy-gif-17500235

Trauma Loop exists

wait

what's the next ending

oh

oh.

also yes

I know too much about Cruelty Squad

god bless the wiki

fun fact: there's a REALLY rare fish that you can get in the Office, named DOSfish

it's commonly worth 3 millions

[woeful lance]

going to the range with the family before we have late christmas later today

gonna be a good one lads

[warm fossil]

as far as I know, it's the most expensive fish in the game

[languid rapids]

I especially love the minecraft music

super fitting

[warm fossil]

it'll definitely take me a week to complete Trauma Loop

[ruby minnow]

i feel like this is going to be a good night

[warm fossil]

it's just that hard and painful

it's pain in it's purest form

[ruby minnow]

i got soder and cokey cola

[orchid robin]

And then you go bankrupt

[warm fossil]

it's the highest amount of regret you can have in a game

[heady crow]

but

:(

[orchid robin]

Im sorry, but you cant have infinite whatever the fuck that is

[warm fossil]

it'll make you so frustrated that depression might as well be more pleasant

[digital quartz]

ja! cola yipppppieeeee

[ruby minnow]

and in Turkey soda is really different

and its really good

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/vtKMYTF_3Js

[ruby minnow]

i currently have apple flavored

[warm fossil]

to start things off with Trauma Loop

[reef lark]

turkey soda is nationalistic flavoured

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/amogus-amogus-everywhere-among-us-sus-gif-21224612

[reef lark]

[warm fossil]

you have no augments.

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/997568876239921192/yfXVOfqR.gif

[digital quartz]

it's everywhere we live in an amogus world

[pastel quartz]

idk what ur telling me tehn

[warm fossil]

Abominator gets you instakilled

the level is generally very hard

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059891394765926410/1062768516522061844/24C46FB2-07AD-49DF-A591-FBFF469A6B9E.jpg

[warm fossil]

it's dark as fuck

[orchid robin]

I hate athens, its easy

[gaunt trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915186409495732264/1062759566095421540/photo_2023-01-11_16-39-59.jpg

[hidden path]

fuck it, time for AoM again

[stone blade]

this is so me

[hidden path]

we ballin

[uncut obsidian]

🫀

[stone blade]

I love doner

[digital quartz]

AoM had such good music

[gaunt trout]

[pastel quartz]

none of those

[hidden path]

AoM has the best music ever

[warm fossil]

and uh

[gaunt trout]

you know im on medical University?

[ruby minnow]

🧡 💙

[warm fossil]

actually that's about everything

[digital quartz]

one track is called flavor cats, thats probably my favorite

[uncut obsidian]

🎋

fish react him

[orchid robin]

If you dont hate it then why are you talking about “getting the fuck out of this place”

[hidden path]

my cats

[pastel quartz]

what

[gaunt trout]

i was in burgerking at monday xD first time since september

[orchid robin]

You keep talking about how you want to get the fuck out of there

[ruby minnow]

so you are a femboy

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nooo-nooooo-crying-sad-gif-14628566

[pastel quartz]

where did i say i dont hate it, what are u talking about

[digital quartz]

my entire class worked in the same burgerking in highschool it was chaos and pandemonium

[gaunt trout]

im polish

[orchid robin]

Lemme pull up some evidence

[ruby minnow]

so you are a femboy

[reef lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/949728357501784074/1062712736330551316/3tamVn-7-kw.png

[pastel quartz]

why did u randomly bring it up wat

[gaunt trout]

same thing

[ruby minnow]

yes

[orchid robin]

Cuz you said you were none of the 2 while talking about how much you wanna leave

[pastel quartz]

yeah??.. look at the message i replied to with ,, none of 2 '' are you okay?

[orchid robin]

If you dont hate the place why are you so insistent on leaving?

Like i dont get the logic

[digital quartz]

wanderlust ?

there is countless of reasons to leave a place even tho you don't hate it

work education etc.

[heavy peak]

Is it me, or this meme got compressed?

[orchid robin]

Idk im personally leaving this place cuz i hate it

[pastel quartz]

where did i say i dont hate the place?..

[uneven sinew]

Education=money=bitches

[pastel quartz]

duty.. read the things i said again, i think you are lost

[uneven sinew]

Bitches=HIV

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029824156289732649/1046138431752896542/30emz311jgs31.jpg

Ye it fucking did lmao

[orchid robin]

I

I

Idfk what to do

[uneven sinew]

HIV=

[orchid robin]

Imma go and update gamma

[digital quartz]

who do you hang out with?

[uncut obsidian]

life=death

[orchid robin]

See you guys in 5 months

[uneven sinew]

Hearts of Iron IV equals ded

[uncut obsidian]

huh

there were no updates for like a month

[uneven sinew]

I envy you

[uneven sinew]

My gf is good no prob with that

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1062385378260168855/skill-issue-massive-skill-issue.gif

[orchid robin]

I have not been playing for a month and half

[warm fossil]

THEY KNOW

THEY ALL KNOW

[uneven sinew]

Fookin hel

[digital quartz]

I thought he said fuck meow

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1059885624854843403/4x-2.gif

[warm fossil]

Darkworld has a pretty comforting atmosphere

it's disturbing yet calm

[uneven sinew]

Fml the webcam I buyed comes from Poland, I bet they fucked it up all the way from there to my country

[ruby minnow]

a femboy might have used it as a dildo

you never know

[warm fossil]

how.

how can you use A WEBCAM as a DILDO

[ruby minnow]

i do not talk from personal experience

[uneven sinew]

I bet they treated the cam as a pillow throwing it around

Lmao

[queen finch]

femboys are peak

[warm fossil]

the way ZKZ gibs ANYTHING when you have at least 1 million in the stock/organ/fish market is so awesome

dedicated "fuck you" stick

works on anything

[ruby minnow]

@grizzled meadow oggi alle

[grizzled meadow]

I'm not here go away

[queen finch]

you are now, fuckboy

[heavy peak]

[warm fossil]

I wonder just how many people here play Cruelty Squad

[grizzled meadow]

I'm just wasting time

[warm fossil]

I know Kairos and Kato do

so that's 3 people

[queen finch]

so the usual ?

[grizzled meadow]

No this time is for real

[queen finch]

so i bought something

may i present

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059522116099260507/1062429850624864326/IMG_20230110_185644445.jpg

Olaf

[hoary elk]

fly slayer

[ruby minnow]

put your dick in it

[queen finch]

naw

got a boyfriend for that already

[grizzled meadow]

Literally dot

[heavy peak]

Deadass

[queen finch]

fr fr

[violet prism]

Thats mine now

[maiden wind]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner2049-defeat-sad-disappointed-gif-17817916

[heavy peak]

Jokes on you, i make my own wallpapers and they are lit

[maiden wind]

my favorite game, no more

[violet prism]

Something youll never have nor shall i

[queen finch]

well, im a homo

so yea, true

[ruby minnow]

screenshot?

[ruby minnow]

he looks goofy

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow its fokhen compressed lmao

[ruby minnow]

yes

it is

i didn't have the original version

[heavy peak]

Bro

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[ruby minnow]

i know its there

just too lazy to pick it up from there

[queen finch]

good ol modded insurgency

[grizzled meadow]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat message

Here

[ruby minnow]

alright got the original version

[heavy peak]

Good

[heavy peak]

My background (orange) and lock screen

[ruby minnow]

i could use my Fallout 4 screenshots as wallpapers

[warm fossil]

oh hey we're talking wallpapers?

gimmie a second

my current one

[warm fossil]

it's not something really impressive but I like it

[ruby minnow]

alright got 2 for lockscreen and the wallpaper

[amber marsh]

Mf out here ruining my day smh

[warm fossil]

looks normal

[heavy peak]

Where's the slowdown when you need it

[violet prism]

Is it sad that my camera role is only memes ano no pictures of my irl life?

[warm fossil]

dunno

[amber marsh]

At least it ain't like 98% porn my guy

[violet prism]

No more honi

[violet prism]

Garrand ur m4

[grizzled meadow]

p!infractions @violet prism

[foggy mantle]

Skii_Man#9476

This user has no infractions.

[heavy peak]

Time to add one it seems

[uneven sinew]

[warm fossil]

oh my god it is M4

M16 to be more correct

[violet prism]

Garand ur m4

Whatever u know what it is

[grizzled meadow]

p!mute @violet prism 7d racism video + message spam + Garand ur m4, good riddance

[foggy mantle]

@violet prism has been muted for 1 week.

[ruby minnow]

Syno comes in clutch again

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-laughing-crazy-creepy-gif-17500235

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[uneven sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[heavy peak]

The #📄rules were rigged from the start

[ruby minnow]

if it was Aldo that responded to this

the punishment would be way different

[uneven sinew]

What. Do.You.Mean?

[heavy peak]

https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/109465k/thank_you_grok_very_cool/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x

[orchid robin]

Show

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059891394765926410/1062781638150475856/image.png

[ruby minnow]

Aldo will beat people up

[grizzled meadow]

Truly oggi alle

[ruby minnow]

oggi alle fr fr

[warm fossil]

He WILL beat people up

[warm fossil]

literally police brutality

[plucky void]

where's the half million deaths per second

[maiden wind]

hello officer what are my charges

[grizzled meadow]

p!infractions @maiden wind

[foggy mantle]

Lauta_ro#9015

This user has no infractions.

[gaunt trout]

is that good?

[maiden wind]

well i remember it's the alt this one

https://tenor.com/view/mads-smoking-gif-19991272

[plucky void]

no

[devout hull]

I thought spam was ok for brainfart. Or was it no-no spam?

[gaunt trout]

really?

[heavy peak]

There is s speed limit

[devout hull]

Also I would like to see my infractions as well.

[grizzled meadow]

Too much spam in the span of 5 seconds

Also racist video

[plucky void]

I mean if you enjoy getting camped/ganked, have fun

[devout hull]

That video do be racin'

[grizzled meadow]

p!infractions @devout hull

[foggy mantle]

Mystic_Spider#0331

Total infractions: 3
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

MUTE [1 day] | Case [#1060]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 12/09/2022 12:28pm UTC
Reason: No reason specified

UNMUTE | Case [#1061]

Moderator: ЯМыФургал#1011
Time: 12/09/2022 12:37pm UTC
Reason: No reason specified

MUTE [3 days] | Case [#1062]

Moderator: ЯМыФургал#1011
Time: 12/09/2022 12:37pm UTC
Reason: you asked bozo

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[maiden wind]

all spam are equal, but some spam are more equal than others

[ruby minnow]

god damn

[devout hull]

feelsgoodman

[gaunt trout]

i like klei games

[maiden wind]

or smt like that sorry jorge orwel lfor butchering and memeing the bock

[ruby minnow]

officer can i get my infactions checked

[orchid robin]

Holy shit

[grizzled meadow]

p!infractions @ruby minnow

[maiden wind]

@mortal dirge @mortal dirge you little bitch

[foggy mantle]

Syno#8824

Total infractions: 1
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

WARN | Case [#1141]

Moderator: Iedy#3845
Time: 12/16/2022 05:57pm UTC
Reason: do not post stuff related to Ukraine-Russian war

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[maiden wind]

@mortal dirge pussy

[orchid robin]

You wont believe what i found out

[ruby minnow]

i am clean

[upper spruce]

wtf happenened in here now >.>

[gaunt trout]

p!infractions @gaunt trout

[foggy mantle]

You are missing the mod.infractions permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.

[gaunt trout]

mhm

[pastel quartz]

p!infractions @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

You are missing the mod.infractions permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.

[orchid robin]

Listen up

[pastel quartz]

mhm

oh

[devout hull]

Why don't we get permission to view our own infractions anyway?

[ruby minnow]

i have cookies

[orchid robin]

The mr bean series was only 15 episodes long

[maiden wind]

falco can i get mod role pretty please i wont do anything bad pls pls little pls pls pls iw ant mod pls falco i want permission to punish ppl pls pls

[pastel quartz]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[warm fossil]

!1984