🎪bruh-fart

[swift scarab]

[clever dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/794148161975091220/1056509698205028412/andrew_cake.mp4

[orchid robin]

bruno

i have a question for thee

[heady crow]

yes+

[clever dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/794148161975091220/1056509698205028412/andrew_cake.mp4

[orchid robin]

have you done inverted situps

[austere geyser]

i'd wax him for various reasons

[digital quartz]

like tenet?

[heady crow]

like hanging from a bar and doing situps?

[abstract path]

What are those

[orchid robin]

bruno knows his shit

yes

[heady crow]

nah i havent. I prefer doing leg raises while hanging from a bar with my hands

[digital quartz]

thats actually more of an inverted situp than inverted situps

[heady crow]

leg raises with an additional weight and banded sit ups are goated too

[orchid robin]

i tried it today aannnddd...... its painful

[heady crow]

ahahaha yeah i bet

[digital quartz]

Bruno I have a question for you

[heady crow]

if i ever find a place to do them ill try em out

[digital quartz]

have you ever done Jeremy Fragrance style pushups ?

[abstract path]

That's.....dark

[heady crow]

most of my mass is in my legs so itd be interesting

[clever dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/794148161975091220/1051488001408106557/9k.png

[orchid robin]

not to mention after the 20 reps i felt dizzy from all the blood going to my head

[heady crow]

the one armed ones+

?

[edgy abyss]

@austere geyser so where's my child abuse meme?

[austere geyser]

i can go darker

[digital quartz]

yes topless in public

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6blyWpNbjD0

[austere geyser]

im literally STILL looking

[digital quartz]

its part of it

[austere geyser]

and have been posting memes since

[heady crow]

nah

[austere geyser]

to prove im looking

the arabic will slap the child

i promise

[digital quartz]

Im not sure you are supposed to do 20 a set because of that exact reason

[abstract path]

Please don't

[orchid robin]

listen after covid bringing me to the start i gotta amp it up somehow to catch up to the academy standards

so i will push my body to its limits

[solar obsidian]

no balls

[digital quartz]

but you could do just 10x2 ?

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

[digital quartz]

great now this is stuck in my head

[orchid robin]

i did 2x20

[heady crow]

with calisthenics you need to get close to failure so straight sets like that arent really good for progression

but thats from my muscle building point of view

[pastel quartz]

omg wwicked

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4Z96WwZrL0

[heady crow]

dunno much about going to more challenging progressions when the progressions themselves are the goal

[clever dirge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1r2yoancDZmJndtKZk9NJP?si=3eb754c016db48f5

[orchid robin]

not to mention i started doing calisthenics with 10kg added weight since today

[heady crow]

i love you

[orchid robin]

you sir are cultured

[heady crow]

weighted calisthenics are so fucking sexy

[clever dirge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/831615714325561344/918687663370948608/buck_loves_his_breaker.gif

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sherlock-benedict-cumberbatch-hat-tip-greetings-smile-gif-4268618

[orchid robin]

im doing it so i dont fall behind when they make us do them with gear filled backpacks

[heady crow]

time to micspam in battlebit

[digital quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

[upper spruce]

This has gone too far, Im outta here >.>

[clever dirge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/831615714325561344/918687663370948608/buck_loves_his_breaker.gif

[orchid robin]

you stay

[upper spruce]

bich nu

[digital quartz]

servers open ?

[heady crow]

ye based

[orchid robin]

YOU, STAY

[heady crow]

1 hour

[digital quartz]

aw

[upper spruce]

FEK OFF!

[digital quartz]

call me when you are ready

[heady crow]

just waiting for autumn to come so i can go on weekend hikes. Prolly gonna do a few night trips crossing the lake ice soon enough tho

[heady crow]

yepsi pepsi

just waiting rn

[upper spruce]

White Cola

[solar obsidian]

yeah people started talking about working out, learning, touching grass. weirdos ugh 🤮

[orchid robin]

gotta start proper cardio too, like before the winter i just did swimming lessons but now i gotta start running since the pool is closed

[austere geyser]

dark for another reason ig

[heady crow]

yeahhhhhhhhh

hikes with gear will get your body used to marching atleast

[digital quartz]

haha you have to run

[heady crow]

fuckton of mountains to go over in greece atleast

[austere geyser]

YO @edgy abyss

I FOUND IT

[orchid robin]

so i can outrun your sorry ass when a predator chases us

[digital quartz]

hiking is a lot more fun

[austere geyser]

THE ARABIC SLAPPING THE CHILD

[orchid robin]

yeah.....except i live by the coastline and not that close to a mountain

[heady crow]

yessir. I really want to go hiking in western/central europe someday

[edgy abyss]

[ruby minnow]

never forget this word
"Scatman can do it so can you..."

[solar obsidian]

i cant believe a helper made someone to post child abuse

[heady crow]

there are so many continental and national hiking paths there its insane

[digital quartz]

Schwarzwald

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[abstract path]

If animals could talk like us

Would we still slaughter them?

[heady crow]

😭

i wish

[austere geyser]

yes

unless they're dogs

[solar obsidian]

scatman was the first gigachad before gigachad

[orchid robin]

animals already talk in their own language, for example birds just shout 'SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX'

[heady crow]

i kinda got a germany trip in the planning phase rn so maybe

[ruby minnow]

listen to scatman while working out
ripped in 2 hours

[pastel quartz]

technically look at detroit
androids could talk, we still used them like slaves

[digital quartz]

Is that why you asked for beer prices ?

[abstract path]

Ah so we can eat our phones

Perfect example

[austere geyser]

@edgy abyss want more funne child?

[edgy abyss]

Oh... That's fucking lame. I was lead to believe I was gonna see a kid get destroyed not lightly slapped

[heady crow]

maybe :3c

[orchid robin]

crystal completely missing the point

[abstract path]

E

Yes

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[pastel quartz]

maybe shes thinkign about the real detroit 💀

[digital quartz]

she talked about a game there was no point to begin with

[austere geyser]

they're easily manipulated, just stimulate them visually and mentally and you can convince them to do a lot of things

[orchid robin]

@abstract path you have 30 seconds to say sike

crystal is racist

[edgy abyss]

@austere geyser you are a disappointment. None of those are violently funny

[austere geyser]

true

😔

[orchid robin]

its almost as if "go to gym and hit on women" isnt gonna solve all those underlying psychological issues and insecurities

[heady crow]

😭

let me cope

[edgy abyss]

You hyped that so much by saying your worried about posting it that I assumed a kid would be flying from the smack...

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-crying-tears-sad-frog-gif-11760244

[orchid robin]

or just do what i do, dont talk about em but contemplate them and realize the full scale of them

[digital quartz]

an example of how my char deals with machinery

[edgy abyss]

@austere geyser

[heady crow]

thinking causes me anxiety and not thinking leads into bigger anxiety causing problems

so i dont think

[heady crow]

😭

hes perfect

[pastel quartz]

it still didnt download sadge

[orchid robin]

but not thinking caused you bigger anxiety

[solar obsidian]

im having fun with reacting

[heady crow]

yes

but thinking about is causes anxiety

[heady crow]

its a never ending circle

[heady crow]

i wont break it

[digital quartz]

huh I thought you didn't like it ? god your internet speed poor maja

[orchid robin]

how about you get a close one and tell them about it so they can think about it for you for like 5 mins

[austere geyser]

why are you anxious just stop thinking about it

[heady crow]

when you sail the high seas sometimes the download speed is slow

[pastel quartz]

im in the mariana trench tho

[orchid robin]

i can already feel we are on a path of good friendship

[heady crow]

this is getting too deep and non jokey

[digital quartz]

thats true

[solar obsidian]

crap remix

[orchid robin]

when a topic gets me goin, the train aint stopping

[limber lodge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060167246867079200/1062003877139992616/video_2023-01-09_15-07-44.mp4

[heady crow]

missclick mb

[abstract path]

Fuck

[solar obsidian]

[plucky void]

that's the joke

[solar obsidian]

finally good content

[orchid robin]

i know..........but the majority of people who spout it actually believe it

[plucky void]

that's also the joke

[heady crow]

@cedar hatch

[orchid robin]

but the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority of the majority

[solar obsidian]

society

[digital quartz]

we live

[heady crow]

gangweed

[austere geyser]

what you do when they answer slap, is to slap them

[abstract path]

I wonder though

[solar obsidian]

fuck them hoes. homies 4 life

[abstract path]

I there a kind of healthy state of chubby?

[austere geyser]

yes

look at tiffynyas art for example

good chub

[orchid robin]

its called a bit more than average bodyfat

or average bodyfat

[solar obsidian]

check the weight/height ratio grapgh

[long wedge]

The Song Erika Slaps ima be honest.

[orchid robin]

BMP?

No wait thats a russian apc

uuhhhh

[heady crow]

😭

[orchid robin]

what was it called again

[heady crow]

bmi

body mass index

[digital quartz]

BMI

[abstract path]

Whao

[orchid robin]

im dissapointed

[austere geyser]

bmi alone can be inaccurate

[abstract path]

Wait what if i have a bot more then average?

[orchid robin]

nobody corrected me that its not an apc but an ifv

[heady crow]

you play too much

[austere geyser]

then sorry to say, that i've reached the point of 'i cant read'

[solar obsidian]

bit more than average isnt bad

[abstract path]

Eh ok

Thanks then

[austere geyser]

o i thought they meant a lot

not a bit

[abstract path]

R e a d

[austere geyser]

i retract previous statement

[abstract path]

Mf

[digital quartz]

thats just semantics tho 🤷‍♂️ bmps are armored aren't they ?

[austere geyser]

[orchid robin]

yes

but

[austere geyser]

6 am brain go brr

[orchid robin]

their roles on the battlefield are different

[austere geyser]

fuk it was 3 am 2 minutes ago

the fuck

[plucky void]

it's not the same thing?

[abstract path]

Ez

[austere geyser]

@edgy abyss i blame you

[heady crow]

i hope your role is a top ;))

[digital quartz]

pretty sure ifv is british designation and apc is us designation

[orchid robin]

ifvs are infantry fighting vehicles that always push along with the infantry

[heady crow]

tell that to the people in my and tombs games

[digital quartz]

they are all amphibic

[plucky void]

nah apparently there's a difference

[orchid robin]

apcs are armored personell carriers that depending on their armor and armament might push along with infantry or just unload them and fall back

[heady crow]

😭

i look away for one second and it fucking dove

[plucky void]

apc's main role is to transport troops and it only has small caliber guns for self defense
ifv's main role is to fight alongside the infantry it's rolling with

[digital quartz]

less gooooo

[orchid robin]

bruno im talking about armored vroom vrooms, not now

[orchid robin]

exactly

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-pout-miku-hatsune-cute-gif-13632757

[digital quartz]

the more you know

[digital quartz]

watch some Ranking of Kings, its getting juicy

[orchid robin]

although apcs have been getting better armament, they still arent guaranteed to push along infantry

[edgy abyss]

For what? Your own failure to deliver a funny meme?

[heady crow]

shieet ill go eat lightly, get a workout in tho shock my body and shower first tho

[austere geyser]

yes

[orchid robin]

uuummmmmmmmmmmmmm, im sorry you have to find out this way. We all offer our condolences that you have to learn like this that you replied to the wrong message

[abstract path]

Yalls

Who of u got a hoe

[austere geyser]

i indeed have farming equipment

i also have a pickaxe, and a wood splitter

and a sledge

[abstract path]

Gimme da pickaxe broski

I wanna dig a hole

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/daemon-daemon-targaryen-gif-26698958

[austere geyser]

picks up sledge

you ain takin my pick

fukin dwarf

[plucky void]

someone got banned for posting this not long ago

[austere geyser]

make ur own

[cedar hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/sakuya-sakuya-izayoi-fumo-sakuya-fumo-touhou-gif-23668566

[austere geyser]

!!!

[orchid robin]

i also used to have a pickaxe left by my father

[abstract path]

I'm 5'9 bitch-

[austere geyser]

can't hear you, im 6'

will need a megaphone i think

[orchid robin]

same

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/831980998354403408/975515448395304960/goobas.gif

[abstract path]

Why is the world so cruel

[heady crow]

youd be easily manhandled

also why are you all using american terms

this is a european server

[warm fossil]

[abstract path]

Tell that my boyfriend bro-

[orchid robin]

USE GODBLESSED EUROPEAN UNITS

[austere geyser]

i think im 5'11" actually, 184 cms

[edgy abyss]

I live how taller people think their tough, but never realized that all it does is make crotch shots easier

[abstract path]

He is literally tinier then me

[austere geyser]

i use the normal system of measurements

[heady crow]

184 CENTIMETERS TALL LIKE GOD INTENDED

[abstract path]

180 ,_,

[orchid robin]

185

[digital quartz]

wtf we are the same height 😳

[warm fossil]

172

[heady crow]

🥴

[digital quartz]

u still growing

[pastel quartz]

5'11 is 180

[heady crow]

youd be able to top me

[austere geyser]

i would like to give you a piggy back

[abstract path]

I need to measure again

I am growing...very tall

[warm fossil]

I have no idea what that means

[heady crow]

yoo. We need to see which one of us can drink more

[orchid robin]

Idk if one centimeter is really such a difference

[digital quartz]

you I don't drink

[plucky void]

uh oh the weird stuff again

[austere geyser]

tall woman moth supremacy is becoming more of a possibility by the day i see

[heady crow]

physically? No
mentally? Yes

[orchid robin]

OUT

[heady crow]

wait

you arent german

wtf

[abstract path]

It really is >->

[digital quartz]

half dutch

[edgy abyss]

And then in...
Out, in, out, in...

[heady crow]

hashahahahahhaa

wait you know how to speak dutch?

[warm fossil]

I now know what that means

[orchid robin]

bruno when he finds out his colleague is 10 decameters taller than him: 😍

[austere geyser]

i do think it makes quite the difference

[heady crow]

DUDE FR

[digital quartz]

I understand it, can barely speak and I cant write

[heady crow]

ahhh alright

[abstract path]

...i agree(?)

[heady crow]

i was gonna ask what is the dutch word for shopping cart

[plucky void]

SHOPPENFUNKEN

wagen

something

[edgy abyss]

@austere geyser take notes you looser:

[abstract path]

Wait fr?

[heady crow]

Winkelwagen

[abstract path]

Oh

Lmfao

[plucky void]

no

[orchid robin]

when i meet someone taller than me i just go " Im in awe of the size of this lad"

[warm fossil]

anyways

[abstract path]

[warm fossil]

pretty good shower 👍

[heady crow]

call them a big man like the turkish kebab shop owners do

[digital quartz]

its winkelwagen

[haughty shore]

Can any off you recommend me some black pill movies ?

[heady crow]

ahahahahahha

[abstract path]

Ah yes

[heady crow]

fucking winkelwagen

[abstract path]

German but different

Winkelwagen 😂

[warm fossil]

looking at myself in the mirror is always discomforting

[digital quartz]

angle car

[warm fossil]

I am so skinny I can literally see my ribcage

[orchid robin]

I live in greece, the only turks that live here are being actively discriminated against

[abstract path]

Let's drink together

[heady crow]

[abstract path]

Let' see who passes out first

[heady crow]

dont fucking groom him

[warm fossil]

hell yeah!!!

[orchid robin]

PLUS WE HAVE SOMETHING BETTER THAN KEBAB

WE HAVE

[abstract path]

I'm not

[orchid robin]

SOUVLAKI

[heady crow]

gyros?

[orchid robin]

that too

[edgy abyss]

I used to look like that till my mid 20s

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[orchid robin]

also our souvlaki is pretty much identical to a kebab except

we are allowed to put pork into it

[abstract path]

Tbh i think my body structure will change soon by how much i eat

[warm fossil]

doesn't really help

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpzZ_sslsHM

[austere geyser]

y'know what? fuck you. imma make you think about something

[warm fossil]

she has my consent

[haughty shore]

do you like it when turks in your country face discrimination ?

[heady crow]

😭 '

[abstract path]

Why.

[edgy abyss]

Eat lots of pizzas it'll help

[heady crow]

@digital quartz

[austere geyser]

yknow why?

[orchid robin]

heres the thing, i should like it. Literally in fuckin elementary school they taught us about how terrible of a peoples turks are. But i actually grew up not racist so no

[warm fossil]

joke's on you I ate 2 literally this afternoon

[austere geyser]

cause im calling you out rn

[abstract path]

No need
We have lasagna

[warm fossil]

Crystal can confirm

[abstract path]

Oh yeah true

[digital quartz]

are they that good ?

[orchid robin]

i know someone who wants both

[abstract path]

I wish

[heady crow]

cheap and good

[austere geyser]

probably in this chat

[digital quartz]

my favorite combination of adjectives

[orchid robin]

no

[heady crow]

😊

[abstract path]

Me

[edgy abyss]

@orchid robin @haughty shore no politics

[orchid robin]

we are talking about racial prejudice

LEARN YOUR RULES

[edgy abyss]

Same thing!

[austere geyser]

you know how you can obtain it with two VERY EASY and QUICK actions you can do, since you already have a boyfriend?

DOWNLOAD the picture and SEND it to him

[orchid robin]

ofc you wouldnt know the difference

[abstract path]

He can't read english

[edgy abyss]

I'm white

[abstract path]

Mostly

[austere geyser]

one is politics the other is racism

clearly thats a difference

[orchid robin]

exactly

[digital quartz]

hey no politics

[austere geyser]

translate it for them

[abstract path]

I'll try

[heady crow]

@orchid robin you are a good man

[warm fossil]

it was so good that I do not feel any cold

[austere geyser]

Sorry sir I need to see your Amazon White Privilege card

[crimson flame]

he's #ffffff

[orchid robin]

meanwhile i have a dark enough skintone during summer to be considered a target by the kkk

[warm fossil]

I just threw on a coat and rolled with it

[edgy abyss]

Before Aldo gets here

[orchid robin]

oh no we only learned about what turks did to greeks, cuz only greece obv matters

[austere geyser]

i wish thou lucc

[heady crow]

you cant keep teasing me like this

[digital quartz]

🍿

[austere geyser]

ruh roh raggy

[orchid robin]

teasing is better than dissapointment

[warm fossil]

man I can't wait for the BattleBit playtest

28 minutes

oh boy oh boy

[austere geyser]

teasing is half the foreplay

[austere geyser]

for instance you can really rile up a woman by teasing her about her weight

[edgy abyss]

Go back to horny talk chat.

Leave politics out of #🎪bruh-fart

[digital quartz]

this is getting out of hand, this is set in a futuristic world ffs

[warped elm]

tafaq

[orchid robin]

i only listen to real authority

[heady crow]

[heady crow]

that one kid telling the teacher in class

[haughty shore]

They didn't teach you any thing wrong, because after cyprus you are next on their menu.

[edgy abyss]

I can get him

[warped elm]

oops

wrong ping

[austere geyser]

show me why i should listen to your dom attitude

[edgy abyss]

No need @warped elm already called him

[orchid robin]

okay now i cant dwelve deeper cuz it will be against the rules but lemme say this

[haughty shore]

Black pilled ?

[edgy abyss]

[warped elm]

i ment to ping adanos

[orchid robin]

damn

where did that message go

[orchid robin]

too bad no evidence is there

[digital quartz]

imagine how I feel, I might hold a public office one of these days

[heady crow]

been sick for the past few days but its finally passing away

ill be able to start the year off strong

wbu?

[heady crow]

😭

i might become a reserve officer

[orchid robin]

imma say this, if everyones search history was revealed. We would all be non-consensually and not in the fun way FUCKED

[edgy abyss]

You think I need evidence

[heady crow]

sometimes a empty search history tells more than a full one

[orchid robin]

imagine not using incognito

[warped elm]

[digital quartz]

yeah nah I'd rather have an empty one, fuck that

[warm fossil]

there's a lot of controversial stuff, admittedly

but there's no NSFW

[orchid robin]

same here

a shitton of controversy

[haughty shore]

I don't mind reveling my search history

[edgy abyss]

[orchid robin]

but at least i dont have porn there

[orchid robin]

same

[plucky void]

what is that lol

[austere geyser]

how to debunk christianity and do a lil trolling
step 1: say you walked on water
step 2: when they question you or ask for proof, just request that they just need to have faith in you
step 3: enjoy malding christian

[warm fossil]

hey come on I gotta feed my morbid curiosity

[crimson flame]

[orchid robin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRGgl9KT9rE&ab_channel=FolkSongs

[plucky void]

speak for yourself

[warm fossil]

20 minutes until the playtest starts

[austere geyser]

im horny on main dunno what u talking about

[orchid robin]

god i love bosanka artiljerija, its such a banger

[warm fossil]

oh man I can't wait

[orchid robin]

@edgy abyss I JUST POSTED A SONG RELATED TO WAR

[warm fossil]

okay I'm bored

[devout hull]

Of what?

[heady crow]

go to sleep

[heady crow]

battlebit

[warm fossil]

BattleBit, obviously

[edgy abyss]

My search history is mine
I browse anything I find curious, safe search off

[austere geyser]

you're telling me you dont pirate video games for free?

[heady crow]

no

[warm fossil]

if it sounds NSFW, Incognito

[austere geyser]

respectable choices.

[warm fossil]

no exceptions

[heady crow]

music tho? Wellll

[orchid robin]

converters my man

[austere geyser]

just add "for school" or "in minecraft" and you're fine with anything u search

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/battlebit-hop-on-battlebit-gif-24959629

[orchid robin]

fuck spotify

[edgy abyss]

Coward

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-stalcraft-gif-27233172

[heady crow]

and convert from what

[upper spruce]

lel

[heady crow]

youtube? That shit is compressed as fuck

id rather get music in high quality

[warm fossil]

last thing I need is porn coming up when I'm searching random stuff

[crimson flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929807268994744340/1062412598898868254/ezgif-5-3bf666bcce.mp4

[plucky void]

gun nerds

[warped elm]

@austere geyser youre a stalker in stalcraft?

[orchid robin]

you could try soundcloud

[austere geyser]

yems

[crimson flame]

server on in about 15 mins

[austere geyser]

havent played in like 2 weeks tho

[plucky void]

cat forgot how to cat

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/youve-got-to-be-squidding-me-its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-squid-gif-26786461

[heady crow]

compressed too and the bands i listen dont have any stuff posted

[edgy abyss]

All I'm gonna say is... My first search for character art to use in DnD for my kobold lead me to all sorts of websites... I got knowledge on many races biology

[austere geyser]

havent even got to garages

[warm fossil]

never heard incredible compression

[warped elm]

L

play the better faction

bandits

[plucky void]

all you had to do was not go to deviantart

[warm fossil]

I can listen to Roller Mobster right now both on Steam and YouTube and I'll hear zero differences

[edgy abyss]

Deviantart is tame

Try furaffinity

[uneven sinew]

Fur

[plucky void]

why did you search for kobold art in a website called "furaffinity"

[uneven sinew]

That's all I have to say

[heady crow]

@stone blade

[devout hull]

holy shit that cat morbin

[austere geyser]

your wifi company keeps your search history on file

[edgy abyss]

It has art on all sorts of anthro races

[warm fossil]

couldn't care less

what are they gonna do?

[austere geyser]

yet you use incognito

[plucky void]

call the cops

[austere geyser]

[warm fossil]

I mean they never did in 14 years sooooooo

[upper spruce]

why not?

[warped elm]

based

[austere geyser]

"B-28re Mk-28 Us Thermonuclear Bomb Missile"

[plucky void]

brain rot

[edgy abyss]

And even furaffinity is tame compared to some other websites I stumbled in

[warm fossil]

zero differences

[warm fossil]

only the fact that the Steam version is a tad bit louder

and that's it

[plucky void]

"oh no I crossed a line
better take a few leaps and bounds further into the deep end just in case"

[edgy abyss]

[warped elm]

dragons aint that bad,just a bit of sizze difference but thats honestly a skill issue

[warm fossil]

bend the nightmare

[upper spruce]

nu, stop or face the "mute hammer"

[warm fossil]

you can troll it

artful dodger

easy does it

[upper spruce]

dragon issue

[austere geyser]

time to see what i can post here from my 'yeah this is porn' folder

[upper spruce]

Nop, denied

[upper spruce]

face the Aldo_Hammer

[warm fossil]

[edgy abyss]

[warped elm]

[digital quartz]

@heady crow yo im afk for like 10-20 minutes down to play battlebit after that ?

[warm fossil]

11 whole minutes until BattleBit!!!!!!!!!!

[austere geyser]

i mean i could post my notepad of links to porn

[warm fossil]

:D

[austere geyser]

since it isn't directly posting about porn

[warm fossil]

linking to porn

[austere geyser]

since you have to download it first

to then get the links

you know?

[digital quartz]

Im sure all the mods will be very understanding of that fact

[edgy abyss]

#📄rules

We got it covered

[austere geyser]

lucifers pretty alright to post id say

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/battlebit-hop-on-battlebit-gif-24959629

[upper spruce]

goto horni-gulag

[warm fossil]

10 minutes

[austere geyser]

if horny jail is where all the horny people go

[orchid robin]

so a prison full of horny people

[austere geyser]

what are the prison guards cleaning up?

[cedar hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-the-rock-sus-rock-eyebrow-rock-eyebrows-gif-24431529

[upper spruce]

...
not necessarily

[austere geyser]

imma eat breakfast before sleeping

5 head

[pastel quartz]

he looks like eg

[orchid robin]

eat dinner before waking up

dont stop drinking water until you are thirsty

[austere geyser]

my morning routine

1 ||wake up||
2 ||take a shit||
3 ||get out of bed||

[orchid robin]

my morning routine

wake up

.......

go to sleep

[austere geyser]

when you're reading the symptoms of depression and you're relating to it and then realising you have depression.

[pastel quartz]

cant really self-diagnose yourself with that tho?..

[austere geyser]

dw i got the clinical depression

[orchid robin]

you have depression

[austere geyser]

major depression

[devout hull]

Mine is wake up, take a shit, eat, get out of bed, have breakfast.

[orchid robin]

@edgy abyss and you got depression

@devout hull and you got depression

@upper spruce and you have depression

[austere geyser]

damn thats a good routine

[orchid robin]

everyone gets depression

[austere geyser]

mind if i copy it?

[devout hull]

Depression between these cheeks.

You should fill it up.

[upper spruce]

[edgy abyss]

Wrong, I dealt with mine over 10 years ago

[austere geyser]

Asthmatic? just breath theres so much oxygen

[orchid robin]

i gave you super depression

[upper spruce]

I don't have depression, I live in a clean apartment, I pay my bills, I help my parents with their chores and work and I do my lessons I signed up.

[grizzled meadow]

Do we have an english expression that simbolyse the air coming out of your nose?

[edgy abyss]

You have nowhere near enough meaning to me to even give me mild depression

[orchid robin]

exhale?

[edgy abyss]

[grizzled meadow]

I forgot to add the important part

I'm on the phone

[ruby minnow]

oggi alle

[grizzled meadow]

Still not the important part

[digital quartz]

snort

[grizzled meadow]

Air out of the nose when you see something funny

YES

Snort is probably the right word

[edgy abyss]

Snort

[orchid robin]

nort

[austere geyser]

ive been clean for 20 years now.
no drugs, alcohol or smoking

[edgy abyss]

Ort

[austere geyser]

just dont ask how old i am

[orchid robin]

rt

[orchid robin]

17

[edgy abyss]

T

[pastel quartz]

ive been clean for 18 years now.
no drugs, alcohol or smoking

[orchid robin]

ive been clean for 18 years now

no drugs or smoking

[edgy abyss]

Oh dear God you're still a kid

[warm fossil]

23:30

[digital quartz]

I feel like the criteria is shrinking from user to user

[orchid robin]

he is 17

[warm fossil]

BattleBit time

[devout hull]

lil baby boy

[grizzled meadow]

_ _

[pastel quartz]

he could be my child

[austere geyser]

TIL harambe's sperm was collected after his death so the bloodline can continue

[orchid robin]

no

[edgy abyss]

Both of you are still kids then

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-22727788

[orchid robin]

IM NOT 17

[edgy abyss]

:

[pastel quartz]

@heady crow daddd where are youu

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-battlebit-remastered-gif-25025275

[orchid robin]

maja

try not calling people dad

[pastel quartz]

i am on!

[orchid robin]

for one day

[digital quartz]

call

[pastel quartz]

shut up

[heady crow]

add me

[warm fossil]

sir yes sir

already on it

[orchid robin]

no

[pastel quartz]

of course >~<

[grizzled meadow]

That's right, I'm the only dad around here

[pastel quartz]

oki daddy

[warm fossil]

yes father

[grizzled meadow]

I saw that

[pastel quartz]

hey- you did it to yourself

[edgy abyss]

Edit it back

[orchid robin]

no

[grizzled meadow]

I said dad not daddy

[pastel quartz]

daddy is dad tho

[orchid robin]

its just kinkier

[pastel quartz]

@amber marsh pleasee balebituso?

[plucky void]

darkness

[orchid robin]

he is playing war thunder

[plucky void]

for 5 hours

[pastel quartz]

hes always playing that, or afking in it

[grizzled meadow]

Imprisoning me

[pastel quartz]

he'll leave it for me
surely

[orchid robin]

THAT MAN IS UNHINGED

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sherlock-benedict-cumberbatch-hat-tip-greetings-smile-gif-4268618

[plucky void]

all that I see

[orchid robin]

i bet 5 zloty

that he wont

[pastel quartz]

he left his tarkov friends for me last time hehe

[orchid robin]

damn maja got herself a simp

[grizzled meadow]

Absolute horror

[plucky void]

how can I live

[grizzled meadow]

(I cannot) How can I die

[orchid robin]

at least maja wont feel awkward with it ig

for me it was too much

[plucky void]

(or is it "I cannot live"? I forgot lmao)

Trapped in myself

[grizzled meadow]

BODY MY HOLDING CEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

[pastel quartz]

@heady crow heey, where vc, where partyy

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-rock-rock-and-roll-head-bang-rock-star-gif-15812025

[grizzled meadow]

I love them, best TV show ever

[orchid robin]

anyways- i hate you spider

i hate you

[pastel quartz]

which teammm? @digital quartz

[orchid robin]

i despise you with every fiber of my being

[heavy peak]

falco, you ignored my question 😄

[digital quartz]

us

[pastel quartz]

wat is us, it odesnt exist

[digital quartz]

"American Forces"

[orchid robin]

you are both unmuted. fuckin ask him in vc

[pastel quartz]

oh wait im in the wrong fucking team

[devout hull]

a lil funky

a lil wacky

[pastel quartz]

which squuad i meant

[digital quartz]

ligma

[pastel quartz]

locked :c

[upper spruce]

......

[amber marsh]

Rookie numbers

[amber marsh]

Yes?

[upper spruce]

That's it... I'm going to borrow the "Banneblade from the Imperium" and nuke this channel 😠

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3wtIk0du3k

[amber marsh]

Is that

Era

Ruski 100

Nice

With rifling too, a t55?

[devout hull]

Bone Check.

How many bones you got?

[amber marsh]

Actually t64?

[amber marsh]

I think about 200

[pastel quartz]

join us u dummy

[devout hull]

Exact number.

[pastel quartz]

please

[abstract path]

I couldn't make it

Too shy

[amber marsh]

Not even home

[pastel quartz]

oh.. right forgot

[amber marsh]

Dummy

I'd smack u but you'll moan

[pastel quartz]

@crimson flame wanna join us dad

[upper spruce]

on the street?

[amber marsh]

*turns to the camera* but that's a joke because violence is wrong!

[amber marsh]

In front of my school

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751877825178370099/1012566420883787879/404a5aad3279d5d5e7bc5e2c60bc6ba08b286467f774bdba39e8f7e3191d773b_1.gif.gif

[abstract path]

Like 200

[amber marsh]

Stolen

[devout hull]

smacks you in the face

[orchid robin]

anyways

[devout hull]

EXACT. NUMBERS.

[amber marsh]

I bet you only have like 183 bones smh

[orchid robin]

time for me to go to sleep

[amber marsh]

At 9.46 pm????

[orchid robin]

to wake up at 5 am

[amber marsh]

Bruh

[abstract path]

Harder

[amber marsh]

You already late

[abstract path]

Or i will punch you.

[orchid robin]

shut up, 7 hours is enough

[devout hull]

Dropkicks you to do a slam storage long jump

[orchid robin]

plus i can always get some sleep while in the bus to the uni

[amber marsh]

We both know even 12 hours ain't enough

[amber marsh]

Bro I swear to god you're gonna start kissing and imma flip

[crimson flame]

full server

[abstract path]

I guess we know now

[orchid robin]

you know sleep with another person does usually help............ so ig hire a prostitute

[amber marsh]

My guy if you get someone to cuddle with while you sleep

[abstract path]

Why especially a prostitude?

[devout hull]

!kiss @abstract path

[abstract path]

WHAT

[devout hull]

p!kiss @abstract path

[foggy mantle]

Methic_Spider kisses Crystal (blåhaj!)

Powered by weeb.sh

[devout hull]

Better.

[pastel quartz]

we had it too, tis ifne

[amber marsh]

5 minutes will be a better nap than any you've had in your or my life

[abstract path]

Hey that's not legal

[amber marsh]

*flip*

[devout hull]

Too bad, you're in brainfart.

[abstract path]

//> yeah right

[amber marsh]

Are you legal?

[abstract path]

I'm 17 so

[orchid robin]

she meant that as in shes a minor

[devout hull]

It was on the cheek.

[abstract path]

You tell me

[amber marsh]

No u r not

[abstract path]

How am i not

[amber marsh]

Didnt mean u dumb ass wiggly ass handsome man

[abstract path]

I live in germany

[amber marsh]

18 is legal

[abstract path]

Also idk if this is political

But i think it's obvious

[amber marsh]

Yeah but we are going by american standards in discord

[abstract path]

Fucking americans

[amber marsh]

The tos says 18 is the age of consent 🤓

Had to become a nerd for a moment

[abstract path]

If they get a bomb up their ass will they moan or scream?

[amber marsh]

WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE POSS

[upper spruce]

You can say it's both political and racist xD

[abstract path]

[abstract path]

Fuck xD

[orchid robin]

geneva suggesti- oh wait wrong meme

[amber marsh]

Yup

Also go to sleep

[orchid robin]

okay for real tho im goin rn

goodnight everyone

[amber marsh]

Goodnight dutyer

[orchid robin]

everyone who is too horny will have terrible nightterrors

[amber marsh]

Dont make me find out where you are to make you sleep

[orchid robin]

i dont have an address

[devout hull]

lmao as if thatll make a difference

[orchid robin]

good luck

[abstract path]

I wish i even was rn

[amber marsh]

Why does that not surprise me

[orchid robin]

plus

my ip address traces back to athens

so you cant do that either

[amber marsh]

My guy go sleep

[orchid robin]

i am untrackable

[amber marsh]

I do not care enough

I'm sorry that was true but mean

[orchid robin]

the only way you find out where i live is if i tell you

[amber marsh]

Go to sleep

[orchid robin]

I AM OFF THE GRID

IM GONNA GO COMMIT TAX FRAUD

[abstract path]

I will kill you if you don't go to sleep right now

[amber marsh]

Omfg

GO TO SLEEP

[devout hull]

Holds a piece of fabric up your nose

[amber marsh]

YOU GOT WORK

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/blark-and-son-fletch-murphy-blark-gif-20346160

[devout hull]

Tell me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

[amber marsh]

YOU KNOW THOSE ARE RARE

[amber marsh]

Doesn't chloroform realistically need like a few minutes to put someone down?

[upper spruce]

Is that "jamenson" ?

[amber marsh]

Kriegs let him sleep

[devout hull]

After the first two whiffs holding someone down becomes a lot easier.

[amber marsh]

Dont ping him

[orchid robin]

ITS FLETCHER FROM BLARK AND SON

[amber marsh]

OMFG

[orchid robin]

LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT THAT GREAT SHOW

i actually recommended it to bruno

[amber marsh]

Just sleep at work at this point

[upper spruce]

No it's Jamenson

[devout hull]

you fool you doomed us all

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhckuhUxcgA

[orchid robin]

bruno can vouch for the show

[upper spruce]

[orchid robin]

@heady crow you can vouch for blark and son cant you

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1062181117257601065/magik.gif

[abstract path]

Random things i found in a furry server

Also loud

[orchid robin]

also

i want season 3 of blark and son

[upper spruce]

p!implode 772374794112729098

[orchid robin]

why is there no season 3 yet

[orchid robin]

IM DYING FROM LACK OF NEW EPISODES

[abstract path]

Me when the case studies of vanitas

[orchid robin]

also i have another show to recommend

blacklist

but only like the first 3 seasons

it gets worse after that

also daredevil, except its on disney+ cuz netflix is stupid and gave it away

and the punisher

also in terms of movies

v for vendetta is a must

[abstract path]

The punisher i see

I seen

Sorta

Just clips tho

[orchid robin]

watch the whole thing

i recommend it

[abstract path]

Yes, you did

[orchid robin]

i recommend it a third time

[plucky void]

Blacklist is great at the first few seasons yeah

[orchid robin]

god i love the reddingtons character

so charismatic yet so brutal and cold blooded

[pastel quartz]

wheres the crosshair, i dont need tick and toe like how do i use rpg

[orchid robin]

that is the crosshair

[plucky void]

tictactoe scope

[orchid robin]

anyways now that things calmed down

off i go

nvm this mf made a bad take

im back on procrastination

[plucky void]

time to get that laugh track ready

[orchid robin]

the answer is complicated and really situ- YES

[pastel quartz]

what people of color??

we are all coloured. wat

[orchid robin]

cuz they are human beings?

[crimson flame]

another whitename speedrunning getting banned

[scarlet maple]

well acording to the fbi black people 2 5ths monke

[pastel quartz]

💀 my 15 year old friend has that description

[orchid robin]

the fbi is not a scientific institution

im not.....but i can pull up actual scientific articles saying otherwise

[plucky void]

discord TOS requires you to be 13 or above to have an account
Enjoy the ban

[pastel quartz]

wotn that buttonw ork? @heady crow

[orchid robin]

oi, only we are allowed to bully maja

[plucky void]

and only when maja's being a brainrotted horny bug

[upper spruce]

Calm down, ok?

[orchid robin]

exactly

[pastel quartz]

@digital quartz which squad i didnt listen help

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-palpatine-anakin-skywalker-phantom-menace-gif-10607636

[orchid robin]

this newcomer is acting up

[digital quartz]

baker

[pastel quartz]

oh it sounded like ur saying meqa for me

[plucky void]

I wonder what makes someone join a server and wait 3 months before starting to indirectly request a mute

[ruby minnow]

damn bro and aldo is online

[upper spruce]

@scenic sable
we got an issue here

[orchid robin]

yeah this mans asking for a ban not a mute

@grizzled meadow

[warm fossil]

@heady crow gotta go

[orchid robin]

we gotta get all the guns we have

[digital quartz]

was fun

[warm fossil]

yeah

[median ivy]

I think it's the left dot

[warm fossil]

sad I won't be able to play more today

well, g'bye!

see y'all tomorrow

[orchid robin]

bro this mans obsessed with gifs of cocks

aanndd aldo went offline

[pastel quartz]

ncie cock

[upper spruce]

he's getting perma banned anyways

[orchid robin]

@grizzled meadow mate sorry to disturb you but we got an actuall issue over here with a cockposter

[plucky void]

mods can see deleted messages, right?

[orchid robin]

i think so

[upper spruce]

yes they can

[orchid robin]

lmao this man is getting perma banned

yep

perma ban

[upper spruce]

yep it is going to be perma banned indeed

[plucky void]

get that laugh track ready bois

[median ivy]

Bannedpido lol

[upper spruce]

OMG OMG, WE GOING TO SEE THE PERMA BAN HAMMER >:D

[orchid robin]

what makes you join a server in october, wait 2 months and then just post the most outrageous shit to get banned

[plucky void]

excellent question

[ruby minnow]

argued with his mom

[upper spruce]

The power of useless no-lifer scums
It's not a "he" btw, it's an "it"

[hidden path]

spent all day playing minecraft

Fun time

seems I also came here at a good time

[orchid robin]

dad didnt get him his mcnuggies and now he angy

[hidden path]

[upper spruce]

[orchid robin]

and hes better than you

[upper spruce]

tru

[median ivy]

tru

[plucky void]

uh oh using wrong pronouns

[orchid robin]

i hate kriegs i really do, but godamn do i prefer him over whatever you are doing

[plucky void]

that's 2 people getting banned today

[upper spruce]

What? I can;t call a piece of shit like it a "he"

I got morals xD

[hidden path]

dwinkwing

[orchid robin]

also anyone wanna bet that the dude is a pasty white 14-15 year old who hasnt seen light in a decade

[upper spruce]

"it" must be 12 or so.

[plucky void]

"just shoot him"

[orchid robin]

first of all hes not a zoophile and second of all you are espousing literal nazi talking points