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the first martyr
I do agree itβs stupid tho
nah you'll get un-exiled
Giving people roles without even tell them why? I agree, it's stupid and it's power abuse
With that said I'm really going to bed
oggi alle
Bing chilling
ahahahahha
completely normal reaction to something smelling good
no not at all idk what the others are on about
One more low effort video to round out the year. The original painting is "The School of Athens" by Raphael.
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Song is "Just the Two of Us" by Bill Withers
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what does this mean
you'd rather die than be caught lacking
but usually its the other way around "rather judged by 12 than carried by 6"

as in "I would rather own an illegal firearm for self defense purposes than getting caught without one and receiving lethal bodily harm"
real
the guy guy is in #ββ’stalker-chat
Hes only a real one if he posts in brainfart
the guys effects on the server of both gamma and moddbs were too great
anything said and done by jeremy i dont believe
my entire concept of him comes from memes and reddit posts about him
do you not watch his streams to not ruin the illusion ?
i rarely catch them 
it keeps up the illusion of him at the same time
since i literially do not know what is a joke and what isnt
well i do but still
actually nvm i dont know if the train stream is a joke
All I know is that he is unhinged and needs to be stopped
PSYCHOTIC streamer GASLIGHTS and LIES to his audience which keeps up with the lies and twists them
Exactly

Watch the amogus VR stream jerma did its with my 2 favorite streamers and I legit was tearing up laughing
Its a good one
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honestly only streamer i keep up is okrans and dnsl
Yeah that one

Never head of then. Is Okran supposed to be a Kenshi reference?
idk. He sometimes talks in the stalker channels so you can ask him yourself
Must be. If you don't know Kenshi, I highly recommend you look at it on Steam. Game is cool as fuck.
I'll ask if I see him
smuggling tons of drugs in kenshi to workout
i cant believe jerma985 finally did it, we finally get the full song
Jerma's Twitch ~ https://www.twitch.tv/jerma985
#Jerma985 #Jerma #Clips
That's fair. What really pulls people into Kenshi isn't the gameplay, though. It's then lore.
Why does jerma sometimes look like a hollywood superstar and other times like an overgrown toddler
its like the shape of his face changes every stream
it really is ok gn now frfr
gn dude
ty for the games, sleep well
never heard of jerma?
cousin okri?
In the dongliz? A low blow, dawri
fak u
faak u
im in school

You go to school?!?! 
I'm not murican
Real men don't study! They fail their tests and work low paying jobs while regretting their life choices!

Real men leave everything to the last second all throughout school so becomes something they apply to everyday life
they sai people work best under pressure and i said bet
what did you do bro lol. you stuck in here now
a posted a pic of a flesh what was glitched in the wall and said freedoomers dream
apparently there was a message from aldo the day before that said the next person to make a freedoomer innuedno would be exiled
Rate my setup π―πͺ
10/10 airflow but dust is probably gonna be an issue
In what
battlebit
Ah
I really love CQC in this game
Is battlebit good
yes
its free anyway
you need to play at certain times though
Bro
I don't get why i am having a hunger streak
Where
once again, BattleBit
simply a difference in skill
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imagine if you'd never played on the last playtest with us
unprivate it no pusi
you would've never discovered it
no
i may do battlebit content somewhere in the future

too hot? 
that would've been the biggest regret of my life
Π½Π΅ Π²Π΅Π·ΡΡ
Π½Π°Ρ Π½Π° Π΄ΠΈΡΡΠ°Π½Ρ ΡΡΠΏΠΎ ΠΊΠΈΠ½ΡΠ»ΠΈ ΠΈΠ·-Π·Π° ΠΌΠΎΡΠΎΠ·ΠΎΠ²
an RSCHS message told me there'll cold "up to -40C"
there's been a max of -30 so far
definitely the best match of my life
32 kills
if u rush and cap points you get top frag easily
hi same timezone guy
people keep messaging me while im doing russian lessons on duolingo and then i start trying to respond in russian before realizing they dont know russian and i barely know any myself

still cant figure out the difference between ΡΡΠΎ and ΡΡΠΎΡ
ΠΡΠΎ Ρ, this is me
ΠΡΠΎΡ ΠΏΡΠ΅Π΄ΠΌΠ΅Ρ, this object
ΠΡΠΎ ΠΏΡΠ΅Π΄ΠΌΠ΅Ρ, this is an object
ΠΡΠΎ ΡΡΡΠ», ΠΏΠΎΡΠΌΠΎΡΡΠΈ Π½Π° Π½Π΅Π³ΠΎ
This is a chair, look at it
ΠΠΎΡΠΌΠΎΡΡΠΈ Π½Π° ΡΡΠΎΡ ΡΡΡΠ»
Look at this/the chair
aah okay cool thanks
ΠΡΠΎ = "this is"
ΠΡΠΎΡ = "this/the"
for a while i was working on the assumptian it was a masculinr vs feminine thing but i was still getting it wrong
I was also confused about the use of "this/that" and "the/a" when just beginning to learn English
i feel like english is much harder to learn as a second language than any other language because how how many exceptions it has to its rules

and then there's russian
my favorite part of russian is the times when "o" is pronounced as "a", and there being no way to tell when its supposed to be said "o" or "a"
kind of, my native language has the exact opposite sentence structure compared to english
man that was an awesome playtest
I now surely know that close range combat is my favorite
mid and especially long range combat is definitely not my forte
maybe I'll even briefly play on the second playtest today
someone here likes the suicide c4
(not me)
i love the suicide drone
suicide is badass as they say
and/or take out a vehicle
True...
i won't be able to play on it
I remember laying like 3 C4's on stairs as a trap to kill enemies
i couldn't play on the last playtest and i won't be able to play on the next one 
2 just ran in and I exploded them 
followed up by a lucky grenade that caught another one
then it was literally last stand
(I died quickly)
I had 2 chances of blowing up 5+ people gathered in one spot
But my drone got destroyed in both cases
hi
howdy!
thanks
baba booey
lmao I've never noticed how badly photoshopped it is
it is a very old image madi, idk how you couldnt tell
my name jeff
day fixed
im into anything that fucks me
I'm saying that I never actually looked much into it
what about exams
I literally saw Maja's pfp and thought "why the fuck would he have Jeff on his pfp"
then I looked closer and saw that it was the anime version
yeah i still see jeff, i gotta focus to see the anime girl
that doesnt fuck me
lies
i dropped out 4 years ago 
wait how old were you? 18? did u fuckin drop out at 14
much better
damn
you're a one man killing machine
same :c
the hell does groom mean
we cant send the cute gif anymroe ;c
maja cant be groomed because they are legal now

i miss it already
even tho i lied to everybody that i was 18 :c
Well now it ain't a lie no more
yup, and nobody can groom me anymore
unles they're american and they really are into ,, 21 legal ''
now im breedable instead of that :c
nothing to congrat for
you arent
stop ruining my dreams ;c
Didn't you want to be bread?
i did
But?
theres no but, i still do?..
lmao
no?.. i cant be bred..
that has nothing to do with being able to be bread or not
hes a loaf
Ugh
dum
cute dummy
average roblox games
so like, mostly all of them?
it's really hard to find anything really good on Roblox these days
which is coincidentally when I started using Steam way more
oh and also they absolutely butchered Studio so I hate them with burning passion
Can anyone give me hand with this quest from the eggheads?
there isnt any quest marker or clues other then
"the entrance"
im not sure if im meant to enter and search it or search the radar entranfce
I am sure it continues after entering X-19
Hint:There is a timer, so be ready for a rush
ive already disabled bs and am in x-19 now
What kinda studio
Roblox Studio
I suppose everyone who's been on Roblox for at least a year knows what is Studio
but if you don't
it's used to make games
shrimple as that
i made a hide and seek game, then made a gamepass to it with a random png i had on my pc
turned out to be a hxntai, my account got terminated.
lmao
!x19
For those doing the artefact hunter's storyline stuck on X-19 (Brain Scorcher) documents: Go to the north-east corner of Radar.

I am, as long as I don't get revenge killed after one kill
its crazy how stable hk is with 4x scope
i think it would be the best weapon if paired with SLIP scope
damn radar kinda cracked for atifacts
also just had a bloodscuker actually grab me for the first time
terrifying experince
was not ready
are you judging it by the video or have you tried it yourself
in bnaattle bit or whwwere
but maybe i'll give it a try next playtest
well jokes on you, i have to literally slide my mouse from the top of my mouse pad to tje bottom
tf
i feel grossed by using necromancy 
although i may be exaggerating but it feels like that when im spraying
then dont use it kekw
nothing else to use
tbh savage sortilege pushed the build from "damn good" to "fucking OP"
i play with decently high sensitivity
I play with sens. a bit higher than default
thats because its 25% per hit per unit
if you have 4 units, one of them gonna crit in one tick no matter what
my mouse sensitivity is already pretty high
but it's just me controlling the recoil
look at that tho, there were 4 units, all of them got critted
i feel like dmrs are in a weird spot in bb
then you just got lucky
they aren't really good
it's like a sniper!
except semi auto
yeah idk scar h seems much better than dmrs
and doesn't do shit!
i used to use 2.1 sens and 2000 dpi
yeah
atleast the sniper has the ability to one shot
the dmrs dont feel good at medium range or long range
the mk14 is the only ok onw if you use it at cqb
I don't even know what my sens is lmfao
If it feels good, it feels good
I don't care about the numbers
^
the damage is so abysmally low you gotta perfectly aim for headshots
I sometimes outsnipe the snipers with my hk with a 4x scope 
Yeah are and smgs are the only useful thingws
And drones
haha MP7 go BRRRRRRRR
i tried kriss, it was meh
God I love drones
p2k is betttter
i wish the devs made a changelog when they rebalance a weapon
they arent balanacing atm i tihnk
hmmm does this apply to LMG
lmg has sniper sway?
how exactly
in every way
afaik mp7 is used to punch thru armor irl
whatgs afaik
as far as I know
looking at stats 
looking at stats π€
using the gun for hours until you decide its worse 
^

Using it because it looks cool
p2k is much easier to be good with
i remeber when games used to be about grinding or having fun
now its all
GOTTA GET THE W
GOTTA USE THE META
I admit, the recoil is easier to control with much less horizontal kick
especially ocmpare both of them without attachments
the mag size is also much bigger, firerate smaller, even more control
I am comparing them without attachments
okay yeah PP2K is way easier to control
to be fair I just got the PP2K so I haven't had a chance to try it out
I feel like shit dude
My body is hot n cold at the same time and not to mention a bit of nausea and me feeling like throwing up
how
Sounds like you caught some flu or something
And I'm already at like
The thing
Idfk
I'll just tell em i don't feel well...ugh
Thank you, this explained everything
I don't even wanna be here
I usually already don't wanna be here
But this is different
I mean even in the bus i kinda uh
January 1st somewhere in russia
h o r s e
My body said i need to puke but also not?
you have high temperature
Yes
yes
So i would say
im stating a fact
this is what happens when you have high temperature, if you haven't noticed that before
Is there anything interesting on madirex' youtube channel anyway
just puke, youll feel better
As soon as you feel both hot and cold at the same time, it's time to check your body temperature
Fuck
Why do i do this to myself
I've realized that a long time ago
I hate this bullshit
Is it canon that you cant leave the zone without bad shit happening to whereever you end up?
Wut, why is this question here
cause its the only channel i can use
Nope
so its proper lore or not at thing at all
It's not a thing
There's a mention of it in roadside picnic but only as a result of artifacts you bring with you
in stalker artifacts leave the zone constantly, thats just a roadside picnic thing
^
- supplies, soldiers, scientists
hell, barman periodically leaves the zone to stock up on his wife's home baked bread
Funny fast plane
Good morning chat β€οΈ
evening
Morning ivanovo
bruh
hi Ivan!!
Good day to you
@hidden path wake up you fuck ALEEEE
Good morning farters
Hey hey brappy boys
so im going through some old videos on my phone to free up some storage space and i found this super old of my ferrets when they were babies
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890795083178332220/1062283448896716820/VID_20210630_164353453.mp4
longe
long cat
catsnakes
Snake cats
long idiots
idiot longs
Brown bread
shoutout to nikolai
can't wait to get the rain hat
I like the CEO MINDSET more
I have like 25 hours in CS
I played thru the whole game a couple of years ago
yeah maybe not that long
1-1.5 years ago max
if there's one thing I surely remember
game goes hard. I actually never got to trauma loop
it's the trauma from Trauma Loop
you don't want to it's PAIN IN IT'S PUREST FORM
it's kinda sad that CS is practically complete and won't receive a lot of updates
I'd love to have more CS stuff to do
True but I'm sure someone with enough godot knowledge will try and mod the game one day
literally me
I thank some random guy on YT for telling me a way to grind money on Sin Space Engineering when I did my first playthrough
I think i might have hyper hunger
it so simple yet effective
Sooooooβ¦β¦just intense hunger?
Yes
Or well
sorry, can't really give an advice
Basically a hunger that won't really go away qwq
Eat it away
I HATE BOG BUSINESS!!!!!! I HATE BOG BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ate 2 big meat dumplings and 2 bowls o' soup
Thats sorta my average calorie intake
My metabolism is fuckin godlike
I hate this i hate this i hate this
This isn't fuckin usual
I swear imma eat another bowl
You're getting fat oooooo π»
I havent gotten fat in 18 years with these genes
I like weird and obscure shit
If i get fat with these genes
Boi
If it's just a bit
That would be atleast an achievement
same
For me it would be an impossible undertaking
posting about Overgrowth just hit me with an insurmountable shock of pain
6 years ago
grappendix (obviously) and funkgrunters are really QoL to me

Idek what will give my hunger rest
Try bread
I'll eat the whole fuckin thing dude
It worked fine for medieval peasants
I remember I was in a discord trying to win 5 dollars by doing a level in under 2 seconds
Sin space exactly
Welp
That was third and last portion of soup
I'd never believe i ate that much in a day
Crystal after their forth bowl of soup
Nah bro my sleep schedule fucks me up real bad anyway
@woeful lance
Even the strongest man will have to sleep
Cocaine
I'm not taking cocaine
ngmi
Where
correct
From what
the fucking toxic crisis
Lmfao
Cruelty Squad, Bog Business
Was that
he didn't eat the berries
fell into the water
9 HP

Me when acid in noita
Falls into acid
Almost half your health gone
Now i also ate uhhh
Got a new coin to obsessively flip when im bored
Two pieces of bread
What even is that game bro
cruz is the most texan texan. tweeting about dr pepper during a hearing lmao
Lmao
Oh god dont get me started on ted cruz
Die once?
Cruz always reminds me of the dumbest bitch alive
Cuz he is the dumbest bitch alive
My ex
I can imagine
kill a man with a toilet, steal his organs and then casually fly around the map with an appendix designed to act like a grappling hook
or just fish for hours
i like cruz
I love fish
I personally will always hate on the name cruz
I think it'll be much simpler if I said
Cruelty Squad is something that can't be told
it's an indescribable experience
Hmmm oki
6th death
better than beto lmao
For me it ain't bout that
As i said it reminds me of the dumbest bitch alive, my ex
It will always remind me how painfully stupid humanity can be
I dont remember being your ex
She is way worse then you believe me
yeah i feel that
ive met some people so tarded any time i hear someone else with their name i cant help but think of the stupid shit they did
finally
I'm done with fucking
Bog Business
no more toilet sounds
they drive me insane
They dumped their brain somewhere and took it back after 10 years or something
any time i hear the last name Ybarra i think of this one fatass in high school that really wanted to be my friend when he didnt study for a test but the other 99% of the time he wanted nothing to do with me
In middle school i was friends with one albanian guy who transferred to our school during the second year. Best friendship to exist
Sheesh
Abominator is available only in the hidden CSHQ area
We were both morons who never studied and literal hours before the test we would both grab a book and study together trying to at least score base
That's me in a nutshell 
Well tbf we both started studying for real during high school
But im telling you
That's great m'guy
i knew this one kid in middle school, had to have been from mexico, any time me and him were in close proximity to each other we would just atart giggling
no reason, nothing happened, just funne
Yep
dont even remember the guys name
Mexicans
the mexican and the pasty white texan
name a more iconic duo
Atleast texans know a bit more then the mexicans
What
like how icy roads work
I dont think crystal meant that
Yyeeeeeeaaaahhhhhh, think about your words, then say them
You know i sometimes don't do that 3:
Eat your family
Eat maja, but not the way she wants i mean cannibalism
It just keeps goin
Cooked?
grilled 
Son of a gun
I GOT A CALL FROM THE SHOP THAT I ORDERED THE RAM STICKS FROM
THE MORONS PACKED ONLY ONE RAM STICK
...bruh
SO I WILL HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER DAY TO GET THE SECOND ONE
Z-z
I love collecting organs from the bodies I just ate
Bro why do you pay them
and then going back home and playing Cruelty Squad
The second one he said will be sent by them, all expenses paid
Oh ok
Good
They could atleast give you a bit of mone back
So i pay for one ram stick 50β¬ ans get the second one a day later for βfreeβ
Bruh
I mean literally
I ate the whole bread and still have some hunger
Well
""""Some""""
Punch the wall
The wall knows karate
Dont worry tho
No
Lmao
I have a solution
?
Guns always beat karate
Oh hell
hewwo
Ola
headache
Hunger
howdy!
whats up
I'M STILL HUNGRY
Fucking
(in cruelty squad)
Noita be like
you should kill people and eat their organs
good game
when you try to shoot a gun in barotrauma (you have 0 weapons skill)
I'm trying to find an actual solution q~q
I ate
make a sandwich for yourself
sheeesh
literally me
Literally even ate the end of the bread for
Not if your metabolism is blessed
I wish it wasn't sometimes
Too many shit breaks?
Estrogen might slow down your metabolism
My metabolism would shit that out as well
Actually good question
When taking estrogen and tits develop, is the size random or is it consistent across the spectrum
meanwhile
For men, it's kinda consistent i think
I got pizza
judging by the number of people on twitter who have posted about developing horribly lopsided tiddies...
O god 
Share 
gimmie a second
Damn
Ohnestly
They could atleast try getting them a bit perky with workouts
Idek of that works for men BUT
It works for women so
Mainly cuz youre getting rid of bodyfat
True
Surprise but the tits themselves arent muscle, the tissue under the tits js
Thats why in men you can see muscle develop there, cuz ours are not covered by tits
I swear if i had that I'd atleast be satiated
Order
We also have another muscle down there

there's also this one, ordered it with my bro exclusively because we're interested
hell nah
whar
WWAAAAAAAARRRRRR
oh that's just dough
π€
She needs to go to space 
ngl I'd love to eat both of these fully alone
I have the perfect game for this fam
but being the good guy I am, I'll save them for others
Kerbal space programm
(and also because I can't eat more)
Its free on epic in a couple of days
Yep
@abstract path
Go ahead
Atleast i won't be hungry anymore

Yes it's bothering me alot right now
i had some left over birthday cake for breakfast
Robot with a shotgun
the guy with the battering ram literally has 9 lives
and balls of steel
Sounds delicious
oooooh
I would say "share" but the last thing I wanna see is food
it gets crazier lmao
Oh really?
That soup looks delicious
im confused why that glass on the left seems to just be piss
Actually me and my brother went to a japanese restaurant and he offered his miso soup for me to try
It was delicious
WHY IS JAPANESE FOOD SO ADDICTIVE
It must be the heroin
Strelok's a hero
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1062182360126337034/UqVcpTVmjt0lfMHh.mp4 @real tinsel @fading shuttle
this is us
msg
do be the msg
The what now
8 times
2 big meat dumplings, 3 bowls o' soup and fucking 3 pieces of bread including one more worh butter
you're a dumpling
Don't...
it's a compliment
And it's turning me on cuz of my stupid brain smh
homo
Atleast ye don't feel like shit unlike me
(they don't give a fuck about me they want food)
Lmao rip
ayo what the fuck
my ram stick arrived just now?
but it said it would be earliest on friday
and there are 2 different order codes sooo
i guess the second stick also arrived?
huh
well ig i might as well grab em today
okay thats weird the first order code cant be found by the courier search engine
you will disappear obviously, ivan
i made you up
nvm i know why the first order code cant be found
i didnt notice that it said "February 2 2022"
that order was the pullup bar i bought a year ago
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They included a penguinz0 reference as well.
people were smoking mad shit when making this movie
Literally you
aw man I hoped that was real
example?
def not as sick as mine
No fever, no other pains, no nothing
And he's acting like he's actively dying
When he coughs, he doesn't just cough, he goes the extra miles and coughs as loudly as he can
He keeps grunting and complaining all the time and it's so annoying
He does this every tike
i remember when i had covid having to cough my lungs out cuz my throat was being blocked
legit couldnt speak, no air left my mouth
Do ants in their ants nests think its flooding their city when its raining?
Yup
becouse it is flooding their city
But I believe certain ant species have evolved and have been making their ant colonies in different ways so that if it fluids they can survive
"if it fluids"
his eyes are beautiful
ah god diggidy damn, why is it fluiding all the time from the clouds
Homo
of course
maja is male indeed
right bottom arrow:
βοΈ
aw, i was close
βοΈ
βοΈ person bellow is homo
me
β¬ οΈ
hahaha
fuck
GOt em
i beat the guiness record for how homosexual i am
no, ur bi
i know someone more homosexual
how did they measure that ?
Bi myself
how many dicks you can suk withotu being tired
aayyyyyyyyy
u can hold more than 1 guiness records?
yes
you can hold as many as you can
Ofc you can
guiness records too
I should've known better than to ask
Well, not you in particular cuz you're you, but people can







