🎪bruh-fart

[heavy walrus]

I'm sofa king re todd it

[maiden wind]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-make-out-hot-gay-mlm-gif-15507377

[royal plinth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le7IpH80OCA

This is how you play this game bois

[tame hazel]

davos seaworth my beloved :))

[heady crow]

The onion knight ❤️

[tame hazel]

love him in dark souls too

[heady crow]

Ooh what chatacter did he voice?

[tame hazel]

no one but there is an onion knight in dark souls

[heady crow]

Ahahhahahahahah

Fuck yeah true

[tame hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-think-thinking-onion-knight-gif-17273180

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729219572393181284/1061858951261585428/FlAUljiaAAEt-6N.png

[fading shuttle]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/yVjd7dub61CVptRR9N5LnTq6MFTYGKb8S-kARPO7KEI/https/i.redd.it/iq12yjlfvvaa1.png

[mighty isle]

Custom gamma menu, music fits really well I think

[uncut obsidian]

sir this is #🎪bruh-fart

[mighty isle]

yes

it is random thought

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/576039640075730984/1061865132403208212/redditsave.com_aware-9jtbrf7bc26a1-720.mp4

[mighty isle]

Looks like it didnt post well. I didnt think it belonged in the other chat.

[pastel quartz]

lmao

[lusty sonnet]

Man these cities are a literal shitshow irl

[warm fossil]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, BRAINFART!!

slept well for the first time

woke up somewhere at 6 AM and then told everything to fuck off, resuming my sleep until 9 AM

[fading shuttle]

nimble modification

[heavy peak]

Fuck off

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/walt-walter-walter-white-death-walter-death-gif-19309595

[abstract path]

I slept comfy

Only cuz hypnosis

This waa

It was

Awesome

And shit i needa hurry blayr

See yallz later

[uncut obsidian]

waking up at night / early morning is the best feeling

[warm fossil]

exactly

[uncut obsidian]

Some people even set alarms at night to wake them up

I tried and that doesn't work for me

[warm fossil]

I got so used to waking up at 6 AM I sometimes do it before the alarm

everything to avoid that traumatizing Portal radio

[heady crow]

I only have 2 alarms so i can go to the kitchen and make a protein shake to have a steady intake of protein. No reason to have a 8 hour break for no reason

[warm fossil]

I got 6, from 6 AM to 7

they're my only hope at waking up if I don't do that myself

because everyone leaves at that time

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/918743864288890890/1061862615774662696/FB_IMG_1673200445711.jpg

[dreamy agate]

Least delusional 4chan user

[rose ferry]

good morning sluts

[warm fossil]

howdy!

[pastel quartz]

haii uwu

[rose ferry]

uwu me one more time and I'll kiss you

[pastel quartz]

ur pretty uwu

[rose ferry]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hyouka-kyo-ani-hot-spring-onsen-gif-5047017

[warm fossil]

awesome cta

[pastel quartz]

b-brunno?.. >~< i-is that you?..

[heady crow]

No :(

[pastel quartz]

oh

[heady crow]

Wish i was a cat. I could just go meow meow and not have a care in the world

Chill ass mfs

[pastel quartz]

then imagine you have a dogshit owner

[heady crow]

I wish i had an owner

https://tenor.com/view/flushed-gif-22212705

[pastel quartz]

same :c

[hoary elk]

bro??? i was reading that

[orchid robin]

Good morning

[wary flume]

Smiley

[pastel quartz]

hi dad

[orchid robin]

Do

Not

Call

Me

That

[pastel quartz]

oki daddy

[wary flume]

Frownie

[orchid robin]

I despise you

[pastel quartz]

thanks
daddy

[wary flume]

Call him that again he likes it

[orchid robin]

How do you know?

[wary flume]

Lucky guess

[orchid robin]

Oh really? Cuz that black van with the antenna pointed at me doesnt look like a guess

[wary flume]

Ignore the van

[heady crow]

[orchid robin]

Me when i dont wanna do something so i just pull literally any “homework,project,family” excuse out of my ass

[swift scarab]

Profile isn’t good enough, lemmie find a better one

https://tenor.com/view/cursed-wojak-smile-gif-24921254

Much better

[orchid robin]

My bus is arriving

[orchid robin]

You know thats a woman maja right?

[wary flume]

Thx

[swift scarab]

Np

[orchid robin]

Theres nothing there that will interest you

[pastel quartz]

dumb

[orchid robin]

Y

TELL ME MAJA

WHY?

[orchid robin]

Soooo…. A DAB?

[pastel quartz]

yikes

[orchid robin]

Im trying to delegitimise the opposite side here

[wary flume]

Ok

[orchid robin]

Anyways

@pastel quartz why dumb maja

DO NOT LEAVE ME UNINFORMED LIKE THAT

[wary flume]

I’m scared to even talk cause Aldo said he’d ban me next time I mess up

[orchid robin]

Say the word

[wary flume]

Bird

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-star-wars-emperor-do-it-go-for-it-gif-17446081

[wary flume]

Bird bird bird bird is the word

[orchid robin]

Welp heres my bus

See you all

[wary flume]

Ok

Bye

[wary flume]

Maja moment

[eager quest]

crystal

and maja

[swift scarab]

You should see my rap sheet

[wary flume]

I wanna see how many infractions I have

[zinc compass]

Do more

[wary flume]

Oggie allie

[uncut obsidian]

p!infractions @wary flume

[foggy mantle]

валис#0540

Total infractions: 4
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

WARN | Case [#836]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/14/2022 12:59pm UTC
Reason: too political, read #📄rules

WARN | Case [#877]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/19/2022 11:32pm UTC
Reason: I'll warn you for now

MUTE [1 week] | Case [#878]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/20/2022 12:40am UTC
Reason: you fucked around and found out, and since you asked, we don't really have a "limit", sometime it's about the severity of the thing you posted, and since you posted the same poor dude who Kurt Cobain'd himself like twice, it's more than enough to mute you, also because you're not really bringing anything worth to the table in my realm called brainfart, so yeah

MUTE [1 week] | Case [#1208]

Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 12/24/2022 12:17pm UTC
Reason: Happy holidays, you hateful bastard.

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[wary flume]

Aldo got mad cause I called the French stinky

[uncut obsidian]

one month mute next

[wary flume]

I can’t live without brainfart

My brain needs to fart to survive

[devout hull]

ill fart to that

[wary flume]

Epic

I went mountain biking for the first time yesterday and the seats make you feel like you dropped the soap in a prison

It was hard to walk today I felt like I was pegged by a bbc

[crimson flame]

when you go mountain biking

you dont sit on the saddle

thats it

especially if your shockbreaker is shit

[narrow lotus]

[uncut obsidian]

what if you actually were

[wary flume]

I understand that but I hit afew jumps where I leant to far back and the back of the bike kicked up and hit me in the ass

[wary flume]

Idk sucks to suck I guess

[abstract path]

Bro

Yall too gae for this world

poof

[swift scarab]

Man this guy’s barely done anything, he just really got on Aldo’s bad side lmao

[swift scarab]

Takes a gae to know a gae

[abstract path]

uwu

I guess i am very gae then

[pastel quartz]

wuu eek

[swift scarab]

I swear my TikTok is way too full of hornyposting

[abstract path]

Broo

[pastel quartz]

isnt that the poitn of tiktok

the only thing i see when people use tiktok is horny bullshit
or terrible memes

[swift scarab]

Either that or it used to be for cooking recipes

There’s two sides for TikTok

3 actually

[abstract path]

Exactly

[swift scarab]

Memes

Normal stuff

And borderline pron

[abstract path]

I agree

People have gotten so horny

Why ,_,

And why is it screamagers

[abstract path]

True

[pastel quartz]

really bright bus.png

[warm fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/824513433687818242/1006574184836636683/video0-312.mp4

[glad carbon]

This whole channel is

[abstract path]

Me when my brother tells me why i am dressed like a girl

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/437675030223126529/1061663672814022738/1673189925648996.png

[wary flume]

Tf are the trending gifs

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-haha-minions-happy-lol-gif-15666535

Bro what 40 year old is using minions on discord

What 40 year old is on discord

[warm fossil]

what I really hate about online schools is how EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. they need to choose a different fucking shady software when have tried n' tested solutions

[warm fossil]

trust me, there's a lot

[swift scarab]

Minions is always on trending

Perpetually

For me trending is a bunch of football related gifs

[crimson flame]

most of the time, those shady software are the oldest and the only software that works when they developed the curicculum

ask if you can use other software then

[pastel quartz]

pp

[warm fossil]

*newest

[pastel quartz]

dumb

[warm fossil]

never happening

they're not switching anything because someone (half of our class) cannot join

literally Discord exists

yet like only 2 teachers use it

which might be for the better

I really stand out in our school server

[pastel quartz]

really?

[warm fossil]

yes

[wary flume]

https://tenor.com/view/pipe-bomb-gta-vice-city-mailbox-gif-21201023

[warm fossil]

especially with English statuses and a detailed bio (also in English)

(they're removed for the time being)

the less people know about what I do on Discord, the better

from real life, that is

[abstract path]

LITERALLY

Every boy in MY college class wantet to go to america

Which was like 95%

Fucking dumbasses

[warm fossil]

on god the fact I'm bisexual alone can gain so much attention and problems to me

[abstract path]

True

Just tell em you're normal

[eager igloo]

I'd fancy a trip

[abstract path]

Ez

[swift scarab]

To be fair my boyfriend wants to at least visit, so eh

[warm fossil]

like I've been doing for the past 4 years

[abstract path]

Atleast he has a goal

[swift scarab]

Pretty sure it’s ingrained in most Europeans at this point that America is “better”

[abstract path]

They just want dumb bitches

For some reason

[thin willow]

Nope

[eager igloo]

Nope

[abstract path]

High may you live

[thin willow]

Just the euros from former Soviet countries

[swift scarab]

Exactly, im the dumb bitch

[thin willow]

And even then it's the boomers who think that

[swift scarab]

[eager igloo]

Nope

[abstract path]

Why can't i be dumb though

[swift scarab]

Try harder

[eager igloo]

Not anymore

[abstract path]

I can'T

[warm fossil]

I have no idea what that means but thank you

[swift scarab]

I took adhd meds for the first decade of my life, what’s your excuse

[abstract path]

Means something like congratulations

[abstract path]

I took the same thing

Ritalin

Look at me

Still smart

Loke wtf

I'm lame

[eager igloo]

But I'd like to visit US, maybe I could meet this bass pro shop I heard about

[swift scarab]

I took that, 2 allergy pills, and some third pill I still don’t know about

[zinc compass]

Wait there's meds for ADHD?

[swift scarab]

I’m slowly losing my resistance to allergies

[abstract path]

Yep

[swift scarab]

For a while, yea

[abstract path]

Needs more milk huh?

[swift scarab]

They basically just make your brain slow down

[warm fossil]

If I ever wanted to visit US, it'd be for the sole reason of tracking a particular Russian there and giving him a handshake

[swift scarab]

I don’t know what this means

[abstract path]

Man that's so relatable 🤝

[abstract path]

Kids gain more immunity and everything from their mothers milk

[warm fossil]

he's more Russian than me, I envy him

[abstract path]

You never learned this did you?

[swift scarab]

Oh no all of us kids came out stupid as hell

[abstract path]

God damnit

[swift scarab]

Firstborn brother has severe Asperger’s syndrome

I have adhd and severe allergies to pretty much everything except pets and food

My sister is effectively on crack 24/7

[abstract path]

I have ADD

L

[warm fossil]

oof

[swift scarab]

And my other brother is more or less normal

[warm fossil]

I wish y'all the best

[abstract path]

It ain't even healable but...hey, thanks xD

[pastel quartz]

oh no, somebody just said that california is a paradise

[swift scarab]

Ironically enough once her doctor literally prescribed weak methamphetamines to her for reasons I don’t understand

My mom was not amused when I congratulated her for trying meth

Society

[crimson flame]

my coworker used to take weak meth candies to help him do graveyard shifts

[pastel quartz]

to help him with mental health or just to stay awake

[zinc compass]

Mental family

[swift scarab]

All of us were C-Sections

Not a single one of us came out normally

[zinc compass]

C-section?

[swift scarab]

Google it if you’re not weirded out by medical stuff

[zinc compass]

Oh

[swift scarab]

Yeh

All 4 of us got one

[pastel quartz]

why

[pastel quartz]

isnt asperger wicked

[swift scarab]

Like it says, medical complications

[pastel quartz]

nothing specific?

[swift scarab]

Sorry, I didn’t ask while I was being cut out

[pastel quartz]

u muist know something about urself when ur parents told u, or about your siblings

[swift scarab]

And Asperger’s syndrome is a type of autism

[swift scarab]

We don’t talk a lot

[hoary elk]

he just like me fr

[gaunt trout]

@orchid robin

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783379044825694208/1061716476882587720/v09044g40000cdcm9j3c77u1fb5j1lf0.mp4

[warm fossil]

not so shrimple now....,.,.,.,..

[abstract path]

Lmfao

[abstract path]

I wasn't cut out

Das the thing

[crimson flame]

they forgot dogs exist

[abstract path]

I envy those with heavy accents

[fading shuttle]

The American Dialect Society, in its 33rd annual words-of-the-year vote, selected the suffix “-ussy” as the Word of the Year for 2022. More than two hundred attendees took part in the deliberations and voting, joining both in person and virtually, in a hybrid event hosted in conjunction with the Linguistic Society of America’s annual meeting.

Presiding at the Jan. 6 voting session was Ben Zimmer, chair of the ADS New Words Committee and language columnist for the Wall Street Journal.

“The selection of the suffix -ussy highlights how creativity in new word formation has been embraced online in venues like TikTok,” Zimmer said. “The playful suffix builds off the word pussy to generate new slang terms. The process has been so productive lately on social media sites and elsewhere that it has been dubbed
-ussification.”

[abstract path]

,_,

[orchid robin]

Im back bitches

[abstract path]

I'm not a bitch

Well, not yours that is

[orchid robin]

Never claimed you to be

[abstract path]

Gud -w-

Hru?

[orchid robin]

Good i suppose

Boring day ahead of me

Back to uni

I came here at around 11AM

And i will be back home at 11PM

[abstract path]

Fucking 12 hours

Why

[warm fossil]

same

[orchid robin]

Cuz unis here have stupid schedules

WEDNESDAY IS LITERALLY ONLY 3 LESSONS FOR THE WHOLE DAY

[abstract path]

💀

[orchid robin]

YET MONDAY IS FUCKIN 8 LESSONS WITH 1 HOUR BREAK

[abstract path]

Uni sucks as they say

And school makes idiots

Society 🤝

[orchid robin]

Thats quite the self burn

[abstract path]

I'm glad i learned more outside of school

[abstract path]

I had better grades just cuz i already knew the shit we learned

[orchid robin]

Its not really that schools are bad, its mostly that the education level and methods need to be better

[abstract path]

They do need to be

[orchid robin]

Remember, if someone starts telling you about how school and uni sucks not because they are disorganised but because in their opinion “higher education is useless”………..they are either stupid themselves or want you to be stupid so they can manipulate you

[abstract path]

Well i can say

Most of the teachers in my class had good methods to learn

[heavy peak]

It kinda sucks paying this much money for basically googling yourself the topic you go through uni

[abstract path]

So, i guess it does depend on teachers

[stone blade]

Good morning chat ❤️

[orchid robin]

Imagine not having free uni

[abstract path]

I'd be sleeping if it were good q^q

[orchid robin]

Same

[heavy peak]

I didn't have high scores at school to get free pass
Still 400 eu for a year is cheap

[abstract path]

I had an average grade at everything but chemistry

So wanna cook meth?

[orchid robin]

Oh yeah that shits really cheap, like a months salary at macdonalds

[orchid robin]

Meth? Youre gonna be making fireworks if you try makin that

[fading shuttle]

i suck at everything not economics/literature based

[abstract path]

I think ya mean "polen böller"

[orchid robin]

I take you have read the very hungry caterpillar then?

[abstract path]

Hehehe

[fading shuttle]

indeed

[heavy peak]

[orchid robin]

Would you rate it above or below homers “odyssey”

[fading shuttle]

he hungers because while there is no shortage of grain, due to events in eastern europe, there is a perceived shortage of grain

[abstract path]

Wait

The germans are being manipulatet into eating?

[orchid robin]

Suiuuurrrrreeeee, yeah the german population is being manipulated into sustaining itself

Definitely not a biological necessity

[abstract path]

They can't sustain shit dude

Even poland is better off without em

[orchid robin]

You need food to sustain yourself

[abstract path]

That yes

[fading shuttle]

you need water

[orchid robin]

Nah, thats just the boogeyman the ruling party has created

[abstract path]

Ohhh

Okay!

[orchid robin]

“Sir what are you gonna do about the high inflation rates?”
“SO, lemme tell you about how the germans did it”

[abstract path]

They are overpricing everything

[pastel quartz]

manipulatet

[fading shuttle]

lets not discuss how the germans dealt with the inflation, i dont think we can have that discussion

[orchid robin]

No, its manipulatet

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/993827658150457404/1018064471131959386/togif.gif

[orchid robin]

Im talking about how the ruling party in poland keeps blaming the germans for the inflation IN POLAND

[orchid robin]

Why are you projecting

[abstract path]

That....yeah

[fading shuttle]

oh that

thats just the polish being polish

[abstract path]

Wonder why polish does that

Like smh

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/954650284712419408/EC36CFB6-0D20-47CB-A512-155315832287.gif

[orchid robin]

Cuz like every terrible goverment that can only sustain itself from keeping the citizens in fear and touting how “only they can keep them safe”. They need some boogeyman that they can shout about whenever things arent going their way

[eager igloo]

Kriegs ranting about politics in brainfart unironically again

[abstract path]

What if they don't have a boogeyman but themselves

[orchid robin]

The mods are offline

[orchid robin]

What

[abstract path]

Like

What if poland just, yk

[fading shuttle]

grok yet lives

[abstract path]

If poland was the onliest country

[orchid robin]

Grok doesnt expose himself to our radiation

[abstract path]

And noone would be there

[fading shuttle]

he has appeared here sometimes

even punished people here

[orchid robin]

Then the boogeyman would be internal, aka whoever they deemed “traitors,spies etc.”

[abstract path]

Wonder how they would manage it

[abstract path]

Then their degenerates

[orchid robin]

Its been a good month without him appearing

[abstract path]

Absolute bafoons

[orchid robin]

Thats not the definition of degenerate

[abstract path]

Well i guess then dumb

[fading shuttle]

i cant believe crystal is besmirching the GOOD NAME of the degenerate movement

[orchid robin]

Actually i could say what these people are called

But def not here

Also

@eager igloo youve been keeping count?

[abstract path]

Do

[eager igloo]

Count of what

[orchid robin]

How many times ive ranted

[eager igloo]

No

Too many

[orchid robin]

Im here chatting and the chick next to me slides the paper to sign that im present in the current lesson

So i just go closer and tell her “oh im not part of this class, i just arrived early and im waiting for my class to start”

[fading shuttle]

Scp breached containment in Pittsburgh

[eager igloo]

Have you considered being locked away for the safety of yourself and others?

[orchid robin]

Why?

[eager igloo]

No reason

[orchid robin]

She probs just saw me sitting here for a good 30 mins and assumed im part of the class

[pastel quartz]

somebody has crashing gifs here?

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/car-crash-kids-crash-gif-10371731

[orchid robin]

Not to mention this will most likely be one of the 3 social interactions i will have today

[eager igloo]

Damn

K

[zinc compass]

Go outside

[stone blade]

Same

[orchid robin]

I am outside you buffoon

Im literally 2 hours by bus away from yome

Hoe

Home

[uneven sinew]

Hoe

[solar obsidian]

so rude to throw that thing at him. that crab looks very polite

[eager igloo]

Crabs are stupid

[orchid robin]

Crabs are hardcore

[uneven sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/super-seeding-plant-gif-13221376

[orchid robin]

They cut their own limp arm off so it doesnt slow them down

[uneven sinew]

Crabs are hardcore when you recruit them in Kenshi

[orchid robin]

Theres a reason animals keep evolving into crabs

Crabs are the ultimate lifeform

[orchid robin]

EMBRACE YOUR CRAB OVERLORDS

[stone blade]

myshinka

alo da

[eager igloo]

Alo

[eager igloo]

Only crusteans do that, get real

[orchid robin]

Do not delay the inevitable myshinka

[orchid robin]

Also its crustaceans

[stone blade]

alo da

how are you myshka

[orchid robin]

Damn

4 months into uni and my “free food request” is still only temporarily approved

[uneven sinew]

Starve experience

[orchid robin]

Nah nah

[uneven sinew]

Don't Starve Experience

[orchid robin]

Its temporarily approved

Therefore i get the food

But i have to show em that i submitted the request and that it hasnt been fully approved yet

Cuz they have like 4 people working on reading and approving betweeen 5k and 6k overall documents

[solar obsidian]

classic

[orchid robin]

Legit I remember when they told me that over the phone I immediately started apologizing for bothering them

Question

Is bromine naturally occurring or manmade

[gaunt trout]

I found my new fav quote

[solar obsidian]

so ripped?

[ocean pulsar]

you are what you eat

[gaunt trout]

I think more like useless

[orchid robin]

For a moment i thought he meant hung

[gaunt trout]

I'm Bowl of cereal

Noooooo

[ocean pulsar]

empty calorie lookin mf

[gaunt trout]

I'm student I need those to live

[solar obsidian]

i can't believe i turned into a child

[orchid robin]

Im a police officer

[gaunt trout]

I will stay on them like till 18

[crimson flame]

i wish i become a bread for real

[ocean pulsar]

return to loaf

https://tenor.com/view/loaf-cat-messages-from-the-stars-pog-cat-gif-25242094

[orchid robin]

BREAD

[pastel quartz]

same

i'd love to be bread

[orchid robin]

Maja

No

[pastel quartz]

Filip

Yes

[orchid robin]

Maja

No

[solar obsidian]

he just wants to be bread

[pastel quartz]

Yes

[orchid robin]

No

[pastel quartz]

whats wrong with being bread?

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044624519903576065/1052276112828411934/frankreich_sprechblase.gif

[orchid robin]

We both know what you mean

[glad carbon]

Manmade? It's a vapor and naturally degrades into other elements no?

[pastel quartz]

so?

[orchid robin]

Idk thats why im asking

[glad carbon]

Google it

[orchid robin]

Therefore no

[pastel quartz]

@crimson flame @heady crow @amber marsh

[orchid robin]

Maja is summoning her simps

[glad carbon]

Yeah it's naturally found in the Earth's crust-google

[ocean pulsar]

her?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/849655554497970207/946712811986362398/caption.gif

[orchid robin]

She expressed distaste at he sooo

[crimson flame]

false

maja may simp me but i simp no creature or person

[orchid robin]

You simp concepts

[glad carbon]

Simpjak

[crimson flame]

true and maja is not a concept

[stone blade]

alo delight

[orchid robin]

She can be

[solar obsidian]

alio

[crimson flame]

no

[orchid robin]

Yes

[crimson flame]

stfu

[orchid robin]

No

[pastel quartz]

whats a concept

how can somebody be a concept

[orchid robin]

You

[pastel quartz]

bruno doesnt like me, wdym

[pastel quartz]

no! i don't simp for u

[orchid robin]

Okay except bruno

[pastel quartz]

volt doesnt like me ither

[orchid robin]

Bruno is cool

[orchid robin]

Okay except bruno and voltaire

[pastel quartz]

dumb

[orchid robin]

Youre dumb

[pastel quartz]

thanks daddy

hehe

[orchid robin]

I fuckin hate you

[pastel quartz]

~< w-weally?.. UwU!

[solar obsidian]

humiliation fetish

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/953473916695891968/1028064702628102205/caption-14-1.gif

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-chuck-mcgill-chicanery-breakdown-gif-25422432

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-gif-8323074

[orchid robin]

WHY WONT YOU DIE

[pastel quartz]

i tried :cc failed at that aswell tho dad

[orchid robin]

Uuuhhhhhh, okay that got dark

I was making an mgrr reference

[pastel quartz]

who?

[orchid robin]

[uneven sinew]

Bruh momento

[pastel quartz]

whats mgrrr sounds like 4 random letters that u smash

[uneven sinew]

Furry talk

[pastel quartz]

smash me instead of smashing ur keyboard

p!report @orchid robin big big bully

[uneven sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-ight-imma-head-out-bye-gif-14924635

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-no-power-here-lotr-the-lord-of-the-rings-gandalf-gif-17924404

[pastel quartz]

i knowww!! that's the uwu partt, i'm defenseless eek >~<<

https://tenor.com/view/monkas-xqc-gif-25721962

[orchid robin]

@narrow lotus shoot her or something

[pastel quartz]

hehe

[uneven sinew]

Battlebit opens servers tomorrow

[pastel quartz]

wicked @quiet basalt

[uneven sinew]

[pastel quartz]

whats the cat's name

[warm fossil]

I can describe the things I've read in one simple gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/847377870958362674/1055040670710112266/freeze.gif

[orchid robin]

The 1 stage of cringe

[quiet basalt]

??

[uneven sinew]

[pastel quartz]

oh, sorry, didnt mean to ping u
thought u were a random :C

[orchid robin]

@quiet basalt but i did

[pastel quartz]

whats the name of the.. @uncut obsidian

[uneven sinew]

Bruh

[orchid robin]

Idk whats @uncut obsidian’s name

[pastel quartz]

maybe its madirex

[uneven sinew]

He's gonna be like

[orchid robin]

It could be either @uncut obsidian or @uncut obsidian

[uneven sinew]

666

Cursed

[pastel quartz]

hehe

[solar obsidian]

stalker

[orchid robin]

Ma ma

Madirex

Is cringe?

[uneven sinew]

Mama

Vamoh a juga

https://tenor.com/view/kun-aguero-twitch-streamer-kun-gaming-gif-18377174

[orchid robin]

This whole time, the moderator has been cringe?!

[uneven sinew]

They have plot armor, they can't be cringe

[narrow lotus]

💀

[orchid robin]

Will you shoot her

[pastel quartz]

whatt, its fun baiting duty

[narrow lotus]

ah he is unmuted

[warm fossil]

damn, this is straight fire

[orchid robin]

Yeah it was a 30 min mute

[warm fossil]

better extinguish it

[orchid robin]

2 days ago

[pastel quartz]

i didnt even know i had a mute

[orchid robin]

Im the one with the mute

[narrow lotus]

maja dumb

[orchid robin]

Cuz i dared ping the dark one during his slumber

[narrow lotus]

[solar obsidian]

im sure @uncut obsidian in the future will keep these videos and never delete them

[orchid robin]

Archive the shit out of them to torment him

[pastel quartz]

surprisingly his content is just like every roblox content
surprisingly edited

[orchid robin]

My fav video is “top 10 human rights violations”

[solar obsidian]

"top 10 n words"

[orchid robin]

I thought there was one

[orchid robin]

2% battery

Gotta bounce

[heavy peak]

GET TO THE CHARGA

[orchid robin]

1% now

And i got data turned on

[heavy peak]

How to destroy your battery life

[orchid robin]

Gtg

See ys

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/282253186411266048/1060840642961485824/km_20230106_1080p_30f_20230106_140931.mp4

[uneven sinew]

RDA uses machinegun too

[crimson flame]

good

[uneven sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-i-like-this-avatar-gif-13291446

[pastel quartz]

[crimson flame]

why lol

[crimson flame]

is it coincidence that some esports team use the latin shorthand navi (natus vincere) which means born to win

[uneven sinew]

Esports

[ruby minnow]

yo gm chat

[uneven sinew]

Good morning

Turkish Man

[zinc compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/755538692927520790/1061941735216910346/y2mate.com_-_P33_480p.mp4

[pastel quartz]

if u dont want somebody to simp for u-.. then i thimkfeelsbadman

[crimson flame]

i mean

maybe irl

but not online

[vivid edge]

almost exact same thing in 2nd film

[crimson flame]

i want to have a genuine relationship, not "simping"

[vivid edge]

General with her mug of coffee

[pastel quartz]

i̸͛͝s̵̔̒ ̴̅̄ă̷̼ [̶̋͘/̶͂̑-̷̛̆`̴͂̏;̷̀͝

whats that^^, ur description

this user is a

[̶̋͘/̶͂̑-̷̛̆`̴͂̏;̷̀͝

[narrow lotus]

you will find the right one , king

do not give in the gold rush , it will be natural

[abstract path]

You'll defo find the one in the right time believe me

[orchid robin]

Tf am i looking at

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1061816531794804876/InShot_20230108_180115076.mp4

[pastel quartz]

this

[abstract path]

I kinda waitet for someone i really want for like since i was 13 and well

[orchid robin]

This what

[pastel quartz]

i emant

[abstract path]

I got one

[orchid robin]

Honestly just waiting is just you playing with your luck

Actually trying will usually have better chances

[pastel quartz]

what else are you supposed to do, chasing after a gf/bf isnt a great idea

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[orchid robin]

Interacting with people and seeing where it goes?

[abstract path]

Stopping to wait and instead just being yourself

That's where you'll get em

[pastel quartz]

going for tinder, binter, chuj wie co, people that are chasing that shit are never getting what they actually want, just empty relationships

[orchid robin]

Crystal giving advice on how to get bitches

[abstract path]

I mean that's how i actually got my bf

Bein myself

[orchid robin]

I MEAN REAL ACTUAL INTERACTIONS

[abstract path]

Fr

[fading shuttle]

"being myself" will get me thrown in a jail cell so no

[pastel quartz]

hehe

[abstract path]

well rip

[broken topaz]

relationships are cringe

just stay alone

[abstract path]

Guess i am cringe

[fading shuttle]

cori on that sigma grindset

[orchid robin]

I thought you were gonna say some friends with benefits shit

[abstract path]

Also yes please stay alone cuz

[broken topaz]

lol no

I aint about that

[abstract path]

I do not advice to get a relationship

[pastel quartz]

thanks for the advice

[abstract path]

Yes

[orchid robin]

Give advice or i will steal your pasta

Cuz im hungry for pasta rn

[abstract path]

Make em like ya

[orchid robin]

With tomato sauce

[pastel quartz]

i miss spaghetti so much trolldespair

[abstract path]

Bee nice

[orchid robin]

And some parmesan

[pastel quartz]

mom's spaghetti

[abstract path]

Uhhh

Flirt!

[orchid robin]

I WANT PAAASSSSTTTTAAAAAAAA

[pastel quartz]

me too

wanna do the dog kiss

[broken topaz]

Can i get advice to stay out of a relationship?

I keep getting into ones accidentally

[abstract path]

Sometimes even your characteristics can make em like you?

[orchid robin]

Fuck no, my pasta

[pastel quartz]

sadge

[abstract path]

Lmao

Yes

Do

So i can tell others

[orchid robin]

Also now that maja mentioned that fuckin kiss

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-meme-gif-cry-about-it-meme-cry-about-it-cum-about-it-cum-gif-24391636

[orchid robin]

Dogs cant do that

[abstract path]

True

[orchid robin]

Cuz dogs cant suck with their lips

[pastel quartz]

we arent dogs

[abstract path]

They can't

But

[broken topaz]

Do you have experience with that?

[abstract path]

To be honest

I could

[pastel quartz]

the classic dog pasta was just a reff

[fading shuttle]

dogs hump pillows, so do we, what is the difference?

[orchid robin]

I dont hump pillows

[pastel quartz]

we do??...

[abstract path]

I see what you're getting at alex

Let's see the outcome

[orchid robin]

One of us maybe

[fading shuttle]

no

[orchid robin]

The dog could be in this very room

[broken topaz]

woof

[abstract path]

maja cori

[orchid robin]

Not you, you sound like a cat person

[fading shuttle]

you deleted the message too fast, i couldnt say no in time

[broken topaz]

I am a dog person

[pastel quartz]

dont insult them like that

[orchid robin]

Not anymore youre not

[broken topaz]

:c

[abstract path]

It's not really an insult -3-

[orchid robin]

Jk i love dogs too

[pastel quartz]

it is, i'm terrible

[broken topaz]

Loving dogs like a single white woman fr fr

[abstract path]

Bro das kinda

[pastel quartz]

what about cats

[abstract path]

Sus

[orchid robin]

Cats are assholes

[broken topaz]

Cats scare me

[pastel quartz]

im not asking u, ur polish i already know ur answer

[pastel quartz]

scare you?.. never heard of that one..

[orchid robin]

Im half greek tho, so im unpredictable

[abstract path]

Maja that's nonsense

[broken topaz]

They are devious little creatures

always up to mischief

[abstract path]

I am a cat person tho

[orchid robin]

You never know who i will side with

Greeks or poles?

[abstract path]

Me :3

[orchid robin]

The racists or the racists?

[abstract path]

The one who will win

[broken topaz]

The femboys or the femboys

[vivid marsh]

imagine

[uneven sinew]

Guess I'll have to watch the film

[pastel quartz]

is this just water and ice or what is this
poison?

[orchid robin]

I will not delve into military capabilities of each country

[abstract path]

Oh jeez

[vivid marsh]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

no

[vivid marsh]

:(

[abstract path]

I think if you would you'd need help

[orchid robin]

I already do

[abstract path]

Me

[uneven sinew]

[orchid robin]

No

[abstract path]

Nah i mean i wouldn't be much of help

[orchid robin]

Give me a reason to keep going other than the 2 goals ive set for myself and you will be

[abstract path]

Death

And uhhh

Free food

[broken topaz]

Give me a single reason

[abstract path]

Hmmmmm

I could help you with wellness?

[orchid robin]

Crystals wellness center

[abstract path]

Lmao

[orchid robin]

Under investigation for tax fraud

[abstract path]

Oop-

[fading shuttle]

as if, crystals tax fraud wouldnt be intentional

[broken topaz]

I could use a massage

or someone to really crack my back

[fading shuttle]

it would be due to incompetence

[abstract path]

How much do you weight-

[orchid robin]

I supposedly give somewhat good massages

[abstract path]

Me too

Idk

[orchid robin]

Or the people that told me that were just being nice

[broken topaz]

I do too apparently

I went all out the other week, full body, fully oiled up

for a good hour or so

[orchid robin]

The 3 of us, massage business. Meet me in an alleyway in 5 minutes

[broken topaz]

My partner very much appreciated that

[abstract path]

Ppl be also saying i could be someone who uhhh

Hypnotizes people for a therapy?

I never tried and won't either until i know everything about it

Cuz that shit can get out of control easily

[abstract path]

Ohnestly

My partner once massaged me

I felt...very relaxed

I know it was only the shoulders but still

[broken topaz]

Thats when all defenses are down

thats when you go for a quick tickle

[vivid marsh]

newsflash pal

[abstract path]

I should do it

[orchid robin]

I hate tickles

[crimson flame]

0. 🔫

[orchid robin]

Cuz im actually very ticklish and thats why i never drop my guard

[broken topaz]

My bf is also very very ticklish

[abstract path]

You should have never said that

[broken topaz]

we have tickle fights

which are very fun

[abstract path]

Idk bout my partner but

I tried to tickle him on his feet and well it just
It doesn't tickle, but worse :b

[orchid robin]

As if one of you will ever meet me and start tickling me

[broken topaz]

Be afraid

[orchid robin]

Wrong reply

[broken topaz]

we will be lurking

waiting

[abstract path]

xD

[broken topaz]

for an opportunity

[abstract path]

I'll be waiting in poland

[pastel quartz]

i get aggresivve when somebody tickles me

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/ass-tickle-gif-21579859

[orchid robin]

TICKLE HER

[abstract path]

Idek where my tickle spots are

[pastel quartz]

physical aggressiv tho

[abstract path]

:v

[broken topaz]

its okay, im sure anyone here can hold you down

[orchid robin]

Good, i can say it was in self defense

[abstract path]

Bet

[pastel quartz]

ill punh u

[broken topaz]

tickle

[pastel quartz]

you guys cant hold every part of my body

[broken topaz]

yes we can

[abstract path]

Oh i can

[pastel quartz]

no

[abstract path]

And i will

[pastel quartz]

i bite

[abstract path]

Then bite but it won't help

[broken topaz]

fixed by a sock

[pastel quartz]

ill bite your finger off

[pastel quartz]

[broken topaz]

You will not escape eternal tickling

[pastel quartz]

my forehead can work as a blunt weapon

ill destroy u

[orchid robin]

Maja face it

[abstract path]

Dude

[orchid robin]

You are like an angry chihuahua

[abstract path]

How would u even do that

[abstract path]

This

[pastel quartz]

wtf rats like that are scary

they do more harm than basic dogs

smol teeth sharp

[abstract path]

I wonder now though

[orchid robin]

They dont

[abstract path]

Can my bf hold down each part of my body?

I mean

Limbs

[orchid robin]

Ask him

Dont ask us

[pastel quartz]

why are you asking us

???

[abstract path]

Just sayin

[uneven sinew]

Wtf is going on in this chat

[abstract path]

Sex

[uneven sinew]

[pastel quartz]

daddy please shoot me

[uneven sinew]

No, you refused my divinity offer

[pastel quartz]

then shoot me

[uneven sinew]

Nah

You good I guess

[pastel quartz]

ill shot u then

[uneven sinew]

Lmao

[narrow lotus]

Yoooo Equaliser 3 will be in 2023

[abstract path]

What's that

[narrow lotus]

[abstract path]

A game?

[narrow lotus]

A cool movie with Denzel Washington

[abstract path]

Or an engine?

Oh lmfao

[narrow lotus]

Series

[abstract path]

What is it about?

[uneven sinew]

We want the new Blade movie

https://tenor.com/view/ice-skate-blade-uphill-vampire-suck-gif-24681501

[abstract path]

We want breaking bad 3

Lol

[narrow lotus]

Hmm its about an Ex Hitman that tries to live his life normally but sadly the old life pulls him back in

Just like John Wick, but he isnt there for revenge , just doing the morally good thing

[narrow lotus]

By beating and killing the shit out of the bad guys

[pastel quartz]

oh tihs equalizer holy shit

classic

[abstract path]

Ohnestly that sounds like the return of hitman 2

[orchid robin]

I loved the eqalizer

[uneven sinew]

Punisher vibes

[ruby minnow]

relatable

[orchid robin]

Denzel washington is such a good actor

[vivid marsh]

Superior Balkan blankets

[abstract path]

You're literally him fr

[tame hazel]

i just got a call from syria

[abstract path]

Who is syria

Oh nvm

[tame hazel]

lmfao same

[tame hazel]

bruh

[abstract path]

What is oil

[tame hazel]

your hallusinating

[abstract path]

Mmmyes

[orchid robin]

ITS FREEDOMERS

[abstract path]

Yes i am

[abstract path]

What faction would you count me into btw? Just curious

[orchid robin]

Ecologist

[uneven sinew]

Egghead

[abstract path]

Why!

[uneven sinew]

He would be freedomer

[abstract path]

Why me eggheads

Smh i can't even aim

No that's a lie

[orchid robin]

Exactly

[abstract path]

Fuck

I can't even deny it

Hhhh

[uneven sinew]

You give psy helm now

Or you die

[ruby minnow]

did you deadass just asked who is Syria?

[stone blade]

hehehehehe

[uneven sinew]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[orchid robin]

I dont know how my cafeteria does it but

The food

Its not that it tastes bad

But it also doesnt taste good

It just doesnt taste

Even the salt didnt help

[uneven sinew]

Astronaut menu in the ISS be like that

[orchid robin]

Now it makes sense

This is secret goverment astronaut training for the moon wars

[uneven sinew]

Oh fuck, you should be getting paid

[orchid robin]

I SHOULD

[uneven sinew]

Like the ones who get paid for staying 2 months in their beds

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/29/nasa-will-pay-you-19000-to-lie-in-bed-for-2-months-but-it-sounds-pretty-miserable.html

[orchid robin]

Train your whole life to become an astronaut, get paid to do nothibg

Im getting muted

[uncut obsidian]

164k views on my first ever vid with no prior video making experience

ofc i won't

[orchid robin]

Oh nvm ig

[upper spruce]

Lool

That job was MADE for me xD

[uncut obsidian]

YOU'RE VIOLATING COURT ORDER!!!

[orchid robin]

https://youtu.be/Hq-6wUWffkA

[pastel quartz]

KEKW

[digital quartz]

have I told the story when I worked in a zoo and some kid tried to steal a penguin ?

also hey

[orchid robin]

Did he do it?

[digital quartz]

he put the penguin in his backpack and someone immediately noticed it

the backpack started moving, making sounds and dripping

[orchid robin]

Godamn zoo workers, he would have gotten away with it

[digital quartz]

I only saw the aftermath sadly

[orchid robin]

Shit filled backpack?

[digital quartz]

no the kid getting chewed out

[orchid robin]

By the penguin?

[digital quartz]

by zoo employees and his teacher

[orchid robin]

And the penguin?

Did the penguin sue him

[digital quartz]

they do a small penguin walk from one enclosure to the next at midday and apparently thats when he took his chance

[real tinsel]

ivan you retard

your clock is 2 hours behind

[orchid robin]

How much did the penguins psychological therapy cost

[digital quartz]

yes the Penguin got a restraining order on him

[orchid robin]

Is it true that the penguin was arrested for drug possession

[stone blade]

?

[real tinsel]

dumb

[stone blade]

ty

❤️

[real tinsel]

💕

[stone blade]

love you khaytil

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