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queen finch
gaunt trout
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BTW you all know that non disolve kind of cofffe?

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That you need use filter to make a cup of coffee

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Polish people just put this in cup with hot water and drink that

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Some people like to eat grounds

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And we call it spit coffe

gaunt trout
fading shuttle
stone blade
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Good morning chat

wind forum
stone blade
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spoiler warning @grizzled meadow

fading shuttle
eager igloo
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:v

fading shuttle
narrow lotus
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Good Morning

stone blade
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Lol

fading shuttle
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the kind of shit my uncle sends me

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dont

fading shuttle
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cease

stone blade
stone blade
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LMAOOOOOOO

fading shuttle
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i will not suffer this

stone blade
uncut obsidian
real tinsel
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every man and woman just starts using these stuff after turning 40

wind forum
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assault

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all types

gaunt trout
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my parents were experimental

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and tried most of them

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😊

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||not talking abut assaults||

ocean pulsar
uneven sinew
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They muted you?

ocean pulsar
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Yea for a day

wind forum
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Was it for making fun of scalies

uneven sinew
wind forum
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Based

ruby minnow
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he has too many

warm fossil
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lesson learned

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do not "relax" on a couch when doing anything

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I fell asleep for a couple of hours kekl

orchid robin
gaunt trout
warm fossil
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absolutely

gaunt trout
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But in real this is like: behave or you will not eat dinner or desserts

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Tbh in Poland isn't spanking just because it is officially illegal

orchid robin
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sooooo maybe they should have specified that instead of saying 'starvation'

gaunt trout
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Being hungry makes kid think

orchid robin
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idk starvation sounds a bit more serious

gaunt trout
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Yea hunger should be better word

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Agree

orchid robin
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like spanking is wrong..... but calling it physical assault sounds a bit more serious

gaunt trout
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This is may be because we call it starvation but in polish this word is kinda lighter

orchid robin
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hell

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being grounded?

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you can call it social isolation

gaunt trout
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My dad sometimes tried method of ban for phone etc

pastel quartz
gaunt trout
orchid robin
gaunt trout
orchid robin
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unless pis took away funding from that too

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those sons of bitches

gaunt trout
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This is why I think this on Poland is kinda fake

ruby minnow
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Poland is fake?

orchid robin
gaunt trout
orchid robin
gaunt trout
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Huh

ruby minnow
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he's Greek

gaunt trout
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But respect for fucking pis

orchid robin
gaunt trout
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Polish people hate old people btw

gaunt trout
ruby minnow
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@pastel quartz can we get a confirmation?

pastel quartz
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no, not true, i'm into old guys

orchid robin
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i dont think maja is interested in politics

orchid robin
ruby minnow
orchid robin
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were talking 60-80

pastel quartz
orchid robin
ruby minnow
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here at Turkey old people are really respected

pastel quartz
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okie then

gaunt trout
ruby minnow
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well still even in politics old people are respected

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here at Turkey you won't find a popular politician that is under 50

orchid robin
ruby minnow
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Falco is online

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truely oggi alle

gaunt trout
ruby minnow
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we might just get sent to the forever box btw

gaunt trout
grizzled meadow
orchid robin
ruby minnow
orchid robin
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who is bringing the candle and who is bringing the lighter

ruby minnow
orchid robin
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im bringing the propane tank just so i have something to sit on

gaunt trout
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@orchid robin we should stop talking about Poland, you know why

ruby minnow
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do Polish have good food?

orchid robin
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cuz it immediately gets political and i go on a politically inspired hate fueled rant about the ruling party

gaunt trout
orchid robin
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?

ruby minnow
orchid robin
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@grizzled meadow can you take 5

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see?

ruby minnow
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!1984

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orchid robin
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nvm hes back

ruby minnow
gaunt trout
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OK as a stereotypical polish man I go to church see you

orchid robin
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see you

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i will be awaiting for the moment falco isnt present

uneven sinew
gaunt trout
warm fossil
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ruby minnow
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!1984

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uneven sinew
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!1984

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warm fossil
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yooooooooooooooo, I got online school tomorrow PepeHappy

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100% playing on tomorrow's playtest

uneven sinew
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Online school is crap

gaunt trout
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Man I wish I have online school

solar obsidian
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people are debating if its political or not more than they are talking about politics GigaKek

orchid robin
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tomorrow im going to uni.... and in like 23 days the testing period is starting

orchid robin
gaunt trout
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I have 4 exams in next 2 weeks

orchid robin
gaunt trout
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And thought that was bad

solar obsidian
orchid robin
gaunt trout
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Why on studies you have to have min. 60% I'm 40% guy

uneven sinew
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That's cool, some friends studied that

warm fossil
# uneven sinew Online school is crap

2 hours of my life saved when I could've wasted them on literally walking, plus I don't need to wake up early (I'll still do it as I want to join the BattleBit playtest)

uneven sinew
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Some teachers were bitches but that's everywhere

warm fossil
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nor do I need to even go anywhere

uneven sinew
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We need a 8 man squad on battlebits

grizzled meadow
orchid robin
warm fossil
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well it's different for everyone whatever

orchid robin
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and if you can take every organ of authority with you

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including grok

grizzled meadow
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Just bring it in DMs

uneven sinew
broken topaz
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Oggi alle

orchid robin
uncut obsidian
orchid robin
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oh my lord

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tophatt got the playtests wrong

uncut obsidian
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Also holy fuck they began making some frequent playtests

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They're getting closer to the release

uneven sinew
orchid robin
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they could always release a bug ridden unfinished mess and call it "early access"

uncut obsidian
uneven sinew
uncut obsidian
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  1. They're missing like half of the content
uncut obsidian
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One of the examples being helicopters

orchid robin
uncut obsidian
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Which are almost finished (the dev forgor to remove them from one map like a week ago and people were confused lmao, but they couldn't get into them anyways)

uneven sinew
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Madirex is waiting to get an upgrade for his Drone Bombs

uncut obsidian
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  1. Things are still being balanced after every playtest to this day (like the water speedboat, it was ZOOMING before but they capped its max speed)
uneven sinew
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I only played in two maps so idk which content there is

uncut obsidian
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  1. They're also making new gamemodes and maps
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The "capture points" with no spawn tickets gamemode is kinda new, for example

uneven sinew
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They could just open up the servers instead of having playtests

uncut obsidian
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Before it was just the "shoot at each other and capture points" gamemode

orchid robin
uncut obsidian
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And the main problem, they even had a whole article about it:

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  1. They lack money for the servers
upper spruce
uneven sinew
uneven sinew
uncut obsidian
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One playtest, iirc, costs the main dev like $5k

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For 6 fucking hours

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They need AT LEAST $100k in their bank account to keep the game open in steam for a month

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Because steam gives you money from your game only monthly

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Even now the dev has to pay for the servers partly with his own money

upper spruce
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What a waste of money πŸ’° xd

uncut obsidian
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There are still patreon backers but I don't think that's enough

uneven sinew
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Welp

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Shiet

uncut obsidian
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And the amount of players on the playtest is like 10-15k every time

uneven sinew
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I would pay for the game if they released it ngl. Or if it was early access

broken topaz
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Patreon is for porn games only

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Everyone knows that

uneven sinew
orchid robin
uneven sinew
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With patreon there's no guarantee it will happen

broken topaz
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My 100 euro subscription to gooncave simulator VR will not be in vain

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He'll finish it

orchid robin
uneven sinew
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And it's gonna be chaotic

broken topaz
uncut obsidian
# uneven sinew I would pay to own the game

Before you could buy access to their patreon ($10) any time, cancel it after 1 month and still get the access key for the official release in steam (which is gonna be $15)

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But now the patreon is also $15

uncut obsidian
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And you can cancel it and get the key on release

uneven sinew
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I'll have to take a look then

uncut obsidian
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Basically pre-order

broken topaz
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Tbf that's not that bad

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I know a guy making a N64 paper Mario mod

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That charges 10 dollar on Patreon

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For beta access

uncut obsidian
broken topaz
uncut obsidian
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I'd love to support them on patreon if I would've been able to

uneven sinew
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I have patreon but idk how to use it

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Lmao

orchid robin
uneven sinew
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I had to create it to download some RPG animated maps for my star wars campaign

digital quartz
orchid robin
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@uneven sinew we will pay you

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whether you like it

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or not

remote vine
wind forum
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Taking white boy trips to Agartha

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For alien lean

orchid robin
digital quartz
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Agartha thonk That was the city in the hollow earth book right ?

uncut obsidian
digital quartz
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where the giants live

uneven sinew
unkempt venture
uneven sinew
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They implemented the super thanks on YouTube too and people still ask patreons for money

pastel quartz
digital quartz
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yep I don't see how this works out

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without some mtx or something

digital quartz
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I guess a subscription system could work ?

quartz saffron
uneven sinew
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It's because battlebits it's a secret cover to sell heroine planet wide

orchid robin
uncut obsidian
# pastel quartz i feel like 5k for 6 hours isnt really gonna keep them up even after they sell t...

After internal discussion with Valve/Steam to clarify the timeline of payments, we have been informed that, funds being withheld for 3 months isn't the case, instead it's a minimum of 1, and a maximum of 2 months. This is more suitable, giving us some relief.

So, just to be safe, we want to have** 2 months of server cost ready on hand**. We have ~$55,000 on hand already which covers the first month. We will require an additional $45,000 to secure the second month.

CHANGES TO PATREON

We’ve also been made aware that Pre-Orders for Early Access games or indie games are not a feature of Steam’s platform. This means, we cannot launch Pre-Orders through Steam Platform sadly.
So we want to convert Patreon as a way to fill the budget gap that we have to secure our launch. In case of if we can't reach enough, we will fill the rest our self.

β€’ At October 1st, we will change the price for Patreon to $15 as it’s the game’s standard price but with the Patreon benefits. This will effectively function as a pre-order. If you are on a recurring subscription you will not be pushed up to a higher tier anytime.

Only one month pledge is necessary to receive a Key and all benefits. If you don't want to continue your subscription, be sure to cancel before the first of the upcoming month. In case if you are double charged unintentionally, you can write us to get refund.

For future reference, the Patreon may close at least a month before Early Access launch so we can ensure things go smoothly with the delivery of keys & activations.

We’ll revisit this topic and offer any necessary clarification during next weeks Q&A!

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the dev message

uneven sinew
foggy current
uneven sinew
digital quartz
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It would be sad if they launch it runs half a year and then they have to shut down servers

broken topaz
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It's so old Nintendo doesn't care that much anymore

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Only a little bit

digital quartz
uncut obsidian
wind forum
lusty sonnet
uncut obsidian
orchid robin
digital quartz
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thats a long ass list

orchid robin
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i def remember there being an irish furry here

lusty sonnet
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George?

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he got banned

orchid robin
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who the fuck is george

digital quartz
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the curious monkey ?

lusty sonnet
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a banned boi

uncut obsidian
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bush

wind forum
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I share the same name but I'm not Irish

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Nor am I a furry

solar obsidian
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uneven sinew
digital quartz
orchid robin
digital quartz
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what a bunch of assholes

solar obsidian
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p!avatar @wind forum

foggy mantleBOT
solar obsidian
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ill leave this here

woeful lance
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that is tongue in ass

solar obsidian
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looks like it

uneven sinew
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And steam holds their money for 3 months

quartz saffron
wind forum
pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
wind forum
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You don't know the context

uncut obsidian
solar obsidian
digital quartz
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I know I did

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I still play 4

solar obsidian
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i think bf fans would like battlebit more than the newest bf

woeful lance
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tbh, i was never a fan of battlefiend

quartz saffron
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They either go back to playing the old games or play SQUAD or Hell Let Loose

woeful lance
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i played one game and that shit just felt like a CoD clone and i was not a fan of the way CoD took a turn after WaW

uncut obsidian
digital quartz
uneven sinew
wind forum
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Oh is this that block battlefield game you guys play

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The one that looks like teardown

woeful lance
uneven sinew
solar obsidian
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https://youtu.be/d0lXNq2jrG8
discount internet historian but i still really recommend watching him, good videos

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woeful lance
wind forum
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When the doctor won't round up his months to live to 18 😭

solar obsidian
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what too much cupcakes does to a mf

uncut obsidian
uneven sinew
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Aw the patreon is 16,50, Madirex lied to me

uncut obsidian
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Hwait hwat

uneven sinew
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Euros

uncut obsidian
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Patreon taxes whatever

uneven sinew
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They at 13,393.68 of 14,091.84 euros per month

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For the early access release

uncut obsidian
orchid robin
pastel quartz
solar obsidian
woeful lance
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what

solar obsidian
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just because its cropped porn it doesnt mean its cropped porn

uncut obsidian
uneven sinew
solar obsidian
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no mans sky moment

woeful lance
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ey no mans sky is a pretty good game now

solar obsidian
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i agree by the looks of it

woeful lance
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haven't played in a while tho

uneven sinew
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On the discord server they say that it'll release on April-March this year

uncut obsidian
woeful lance
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what

solar obsidian
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he just wants to people to rate his rig, wdym

wind forum
solar obsidian
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proof

wind forum
orchid robin
wind forum
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I needn't prove a thing, kindred

woeful lance
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post the uncropped version

orchid robin
#

Do it kato

#

Post the uncropped verison

#

Let us see the truth

solar obsidian
#

basically post porn here so that we know if youre lying or not (for legal reasons it is a joke. dont do that)

orchid robin
#

For legal reasons its not a joke dread

woeful lance
#

if it isn't porn like he says, he can post it with no consequence
if it is porn, he's not gonna post it

solar obsidian
#

it was for aldo because hes the only staff member without humour

warm fossil
orchid robin
#

@wind forum

#

Come on kato

#

Is it or is it not

grizzled meadow
wind forum
#

I need not do a thing

solar obsidian
#

lurker

#

why

wind forum
#

God knows I am truthful

woeful lance
#

it is decided

warm fossil
woeful lance
#

his pfp is porn

orchid robin
solar obsidian
#

god knows you watch furry porn

wind forum
#

Allah

#

πŸ™

orchid robin
#

Yeah this mf is sinful

grizzled meadow
solar obsidian
#

poor allah had to witness some shit again

woeful lance
wind forum
#

To doubt me is to doubt god

#

May he stay his hand

orchid robin
broken topaz
#

Me taking 8 hours to write 30 lines of code

uncut obsidian
wind forum
orchid robin
#

Still doesnt refute the fact that your pfp is clearly porn

warm fossil
#

and you want to see it

grizzled meadow
broken topaz
wind forum
#

It's a character with his tongue out

broken topaz
#

Show us the full character

#

Please

#

πŸ₯Ί

orchid robin
#

p!pfp @wind forum

#

I dont know the command

quartz saffron
solar obsidian
#

p!avatar Kato

foggy mantleBOT
wind forum
orchid robin
#

HE CHANGED IT

solar obsidian
#

its not him pepelmao

broken topaz
#

Wrong Kato dumbass

grizzled meadow
warm fossil
#

that's the wrong kato kekl

orchid robin
#

Ph

grizzled meadow
#

p!avatar 208778924132401152

foggy mantleBOT
solar obsidian
#

i dont want to ping on phone

grizzled meadow
#

There you go, go crazy

#

Give me a reason to do something now clueless

orchid robin
#

THOSE LOOK LIKE 2 ASSCHEEKS NEAR HIS TONGUE

uneven sinew
#

Zombies

broken topaz
woeful lance
#

yeah thats def either ass or tiddies

broken topaz
#

I need to see full image

grizzled meadow
#

Enhance it

uneven sinew
orchid robin
orchid robin
#

Anyways

#

Imma go

grizzled meadow
orchid robin
#

Inform me if he admits it or not

quartz saffron
solar obsidian
uneven sinew
#

I think it's a custom map in the workshop, played it once

solar obsidian
warm fossil
#

no way Kato will post it if it's porn

#

shrimple as that

digital quartz
wind forum
wind forum
#

The imaginatively perceived notion of me being furry, Irish, and a degenerate are wholly false

pastel quartz
#

that pfp is ltierally licking osmebodys ass

wind forum
#

Especially Irish

digital quartz
#

4 - 2 in the "is the pfp cat licking ass" poll

#

I think we have a democratic decision on hand, im sorry Kato but you are a irish furry now

solar obsidian
pastel quartz
#

atleast he could pick something nice looking, that cat looks like a fucking creep

solar obsidian
#

really maja?

#

of all the people that could have said that its you

pastel quartz
solar obsidian
#

dont buy that

digital quartz
#

yes please dont

pastel quartz
#

jenn blake bought it

uncut obsidian
#

who the fuck

digital quartz
#

Jenn Blake probably makes a lot of bad decisions

pastel quartz
#

probably a bot

uncut obsidian
#

is jenn blake

pastel quartz
#

it wrote ,, ah yes! this is super hd! i love it! '' the basic messages

digital quartz
#

kekw for the "kill myself" sticker ?

broken topaz
#

Sex

pastel quartz
#

no, the animated pig

digital quartz
#

Jenn quirky like that

pastel quartz
#

average eyebrow slit enjoyer Pepepains

wind forum
#

It's called a tram

warm fossil
wind forum
#

Yeah that would be cringe

narrow briar
devout hull
woeful lance
#

use the entire bee movie as the hit sound

#

play pyro

hidden path
#

Tonight I get to sleep on my new mattress

#

so tired of sleepong badly

stone blade
#

forgot my money at home and only realised when the dude was scanning my items

broken topaz
#

The worst nightmare

stone blade
#

he was like aight np

digital quartz
woeful lance
#

soon i will begin training as a polysomnographer
i get to tell people why their sleep sucks ass

broken topaz
#

Fr fr

#

Tonight I'll sleep in my own bed again

digital quartz
#

not soft topping ?

broken topaz
#

Nope

#

Alone in sweet solitude j shall rest in my own bed for once

digital quartz
#

I just learned rat catchers make up to 160$k a year in NYC, those NYC rats are built different

broken topaz
#

I wouldn't fuck with a NYC rat

digital quartz
#

you probably need combat experience

broken topaz
#

I have battled rats before

digital quartz
broken topaz
#

But like gentle little village rats

stone blade
#

man im dumb

#

how can i forget MA MONEY

digital quartz
#

forgot money again ? kekw

stone blade
#

no

broken topaz
stone blade
#

im just dumb

gaunt trout
#

wtf

digital quartz
#

I mean did you forget the whole wallet ?

broken topaz
#

Also people touching while sleeping is too warm

gaunt trout
#

im entering the church and i see airforce band

stone blade
#

thats homo

digital quartz
broken topaz
#

Ye I get that

digital quartz
gaunt trout
broken topaz
#

I just don't like being restricted

#

Contrary to popular belief

digital quartz
#

well being restricted isnt a soft toppers job

broken topaz
#

I can't wait to be home

#

Maaan

broken topaz
#

I can finally jerk off in peace in my own home again

#

Also can finally get in that tarkov grind

warm fossil
#

people always tell me I get in the weirdest poses when sleeping

#

it'd probably be living hell for someone if they slept near me clueless

broken topaz
#

I sleep on my belly, arms supporting my head

#

Pillows are for gays

digital quartz
#

face down ?

warm fossil
broken topaz
gaunt trout
digital quartz
#

thonk I can't believe people sleep without pillows my ex-gf did that too

gaunt trout
#

i always sleep in safe position from 1st aid

broken topaz
#

I also sleep on the hardest mattress known to man

#

One step softer than floor

gaunt trout
hidden path
gaunt trout
#

when i lay down on belly my back starts hurt

#

after some time

#

idk why

#

like too much tension on spine

broken topaz
#

You need your back blown out fr fr

proven umbra
#

hauh?

#

Where does that conclusion come from

broken topaz
#

My brain

#

Duh

proven umbra
#

my brother in christ?

broken topaz
#

Silly

proven umbra
#

You good?

gaunt trout
broken topaz
#

Real

solar obsidian
#

he meant that

proven umbra
#

i mean you aint wrong

broken topaz
#

I dis

proven umbra
#

but

ruby minnow
#

oggi alle

broken topaz
#

I did

proven umbra
#

hauh,

#

???

broken topaz
#

Helps with back pain

#

Trust

#

You should try it

solar obsidian
#

walter white from wish

proven umbra
#

if my dog were still alive this is her staring at you

#

she disapproved of many of my ideas

solar obsidian
#

if walter was working in IT

gaunt trout
broken topaz
#

Me tastes these nuts

ruby minnow
proven umbra
#

β€œTrinity what do you think about _”

broken topaz
#

She has eyes of sadness

digital quartz
proven umbra
#

she was blind in her left eye

broken topaz
#

She looks just as sad as I do

warm fossil
#

guys I need your opinions on sawed off shotguns

proven umbra
#

this picture was after i gave her a shower

ruby minnow
#

if i were blind i would be sad too

proven umbra
#

she was betraaaayed

broken topaz
proven umbra
#

she was a pretty happy dog tbh

broken topaz
#

I have to look at brainfart

#

Is rather not see

gaunt trout
solar obsidian
devout hull
solar obsidian
#

(badum tss)

gaunt trout
proven umbra
#

she had a habit of head butting me if i didnt wake up from my alarm

#

never late to work

broken topaz
#

No escape

gaunt trout
devout hull
#

You should cum yourself, NOW.

broken topaz
#

You should piss yourself now

heavy peak
solar obsidian
#

you should have a nice day now

broken topaz
#

Your life has value

#

You serve all purpose

warm fossil
gaunt trout
broken topaz
#

And it confused him

broken topaz
#

LMAO

#

How have I never seen that before

heavy peak
gaunt trout
broken topaz
abstract path
#

Slept again

#

Xd

solar obsidian
#

how long?

wind forum
broken topaz
#

I'm not polish

abstract path
warm fossil
broken topaz
#

My trains about to cum

ruby minnow
broken topaz
#

Time for 5 hours of uninterrupted train riding

abstract path
warm fossil
#

yea?

abstract path
#

When did i leave vc

warm fossil
#

uhhhhhhhh

#

hold on

broken topaz
#

Why were you sleeping in vc with tophatt

#

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ ?

ruby minnow
#

or a femboy

abstract path
#

No it was a threesome shut up

wind forum
broken topaz
#

😳

broken topaz
proven umbra
#

oh no

broken topaz
#

I can't

#

I actually like the song

#

But whenever I hear it

#

I can't get these images out of my head anymore

wind forum
#

This is the extended edition

broken topaz
broken topaz
#

Seen it too often

proven umbra
broken topaz
#

It's burnt in

abstract path
#

Well...same

broken topaz
#

Like a plasma tv screen

abstract path
ancient dagger
broken topaz
#

You already sent this this morning crystal

abstract path
#

Ikr

ruby minnow
#

i'm pretty sure of that

abstract path
#

Idk

#

Don't know him

broken topaz
#

Only Turks have audio that crusty

ruby minnow
#

the game died like a few years ago but that mf still has it for some reason

broken topaz
#

Guys have you seen my DND dice

abstract path
#

No

broken topaz
#

Now you have

ruby minnow
#

i think i'm going to start playing six siege again

abstract path
#

How come i don't play DnD

broken topaz
#

They are fallout themed

#

Have a mushroom cloud on the inside

#

And glow like that

#

In the dark

#

Based

#

Also the sides are Geiger counters

errant river
#

Those look awesome

lusty sonnet
ruby minnow
#

i have already done that with many games including tarkov

lusty sonnet
#

fair fair

ruby minnow
#

and i have spent money on siege so why not

lusty sonnet
#

i'll do the same when my friends are done with exams

ancient dagger
#

my favorite

broken topaz
#

I'll hold em close to my balls

warm fossil
abstract path
#

Can you ask the guy that was there?

warm fossil
#

and also you were sleeping?!

abstract path
#

Yes, yet again

#

Fucked up sleeping schedule

#

But not in vc

#

I love the new shit that happens to me fr

crimson flame
abstract path
#

Not me thinking of killing myself, no no

#

Well, not now atleast

digital quartz
abstract path
#

What classes are there

digital quartz
#

in dnd ?

abstract path
#

Pfc

digital quartz
#

pf ? pathfinder ?

abstract path
#

I ment ofc

digital quartz
#

oh kekw

abstract path
digital quartz
#

Artificer, Wizard, Sorcerer, Bard, Cleric, Barbarian, Fighter, Druid, Rogue, Warlock, Monk, Paladin

glad carbon
#

Any bay area fellas in chat

abstract path
#

What does artificier do.

digital quartz
#

build lil gadgets

abstract path
#

For what?

pastel quartz
digital quartz
#

all kinds of stuff

digital quartz
#

but there is subclasses in DnD too

abstract path
#

What if we have a paladin with a mix of pyromania and dark magic?

digital quartz
#

vanilla Paladins are kinda locked into being good characters

#

but there is lots of homebrew and supplement stuff for evil paladins

abstract path
#

Hm

#

Well.....

digital quartz
#

you could also do an oathbreaker paladin

abstract path
#

What if we have a rogue-tank with a fucking...flamethrower?

digital quartz
abstract path
#

aaaaaa

#

Clampicatet

#

Hold on

#

Does there also exist a dwarf?

digital quartz
#

yep there is dwarves

abstract path
#

Well fuck me

#

Gonna play a dwarf with a laser lmao

gaunt trout
abstract path
#

or, wait

#

Basically

#

Artificier mixed with a dwarf?

digital quartz
#

Artificer is a class, dwarf is a race so yes you could be a dwarven artificer

abstract path
#

Fuck yes

#

Rock and stone

#

xD

#

What other races are there?

broken topaz
digital quartz
broken topaz
#

In a simple homebrew system / setting

digital quartz
#

with supplements

#

like

#

30

broken topaz
#

And I'm extremely basic

digital quartz
#

im not gonna name them all

warm fossil
broken topaz
#

playing a Human as a kind of scout type class

abstract path
broken topaz
#

I think its a rogue subclass?

#

in this atleast

abstract path
#

I love rogues though

digital quartz
abstract path
#

Hence them being able to use any weaponry

broken topaz
#

I'm essentially a flint lock rifle hunter

digital quartz
broken topaz
#

ye rogue scout

digital quartz
broken topaz
#

Im actually kinda busted with the gun

digital quartz
#

goated with the glock

broken topaz
#

but

#

I have like no melee

broken topaz
#

Besides some basic martial art skill that the DM allowed me to train over several nights

abstract path
broken topaz
#

I think unarmed / improvised weapon (hit with rifle)

digital quartz
#

hmm thats interesting

abstract path
#

Rifle spear +w+

broken topaz
#

its a homebrew so whatever DM says is okay, is okay

abstract path
#

Fuck em up bad bro

digital quartz
broken topaz
#

Which is great

#

Its big fun

digital quartz
broken topaz
#

So far no one in the group has managed to kill anything

abstract path
broken topaz
#

Where we are in the map everything is undead

abstract path
broken topaz
#

and i assume the DM wants us to find out a special way to kill em

abstract path
#

Ah yes

#

Fun

digital quartz
#

pepelmao damn ash zombies

abstract path
warm fossil
#

glad to help

broken topaz
#

i tried fire

abstract path
#

Fire is fire

glad carbon
#

Try more fire

broken topaz
#

i tried

glad carbon
#

Try worms

abstract path
#

How about magnesium fire

glad carbon
#

Worms eat dead

#

Worms eat undead

broken topaz
#

They arent conventionally undead

abstract path
#

Ahh...so half-assed

wind forum
abstract path
#

Wtf lol

broken topaz
#

something about blood

abstract path
#

Just get a vampire

digital quartz
abstract path
#

Sultus asinus

broken topaz
#

But we're not very capable

eager igloo
#

We play homebrew in dnd in tsar russia, first thing we did was murder a communist

broken topaz
#

I have the worst rolls imaginable

devout hull
digital quartz
broken topaz
#

We have one druid, but she's polish

#

so basically useless

abstract path
#

Lmao

broken topaz
#

(i dont know why my bf is doing a polish accent for his character)

abstract path
#

Lmao

digital quartz
#

the fight my players are currently fighting has been ongoing for 3 hours now dread I mightve overdone it with the mechanics

uncut obsidian
#

banned

#

read rule 5

abstract path
broken topaz
#

We managed to run from the most dangerous encounter so far

digital quartz
broken topaz
#

and entombed the enemy in a structure we made collapse

#

Successfully avoided dealing with it

abstract path
#

Lmao

broken topaz
#

Listen man it was a fucking

#

i dunno

digital quartz
broken topaz
#

Undead Rat Elemental

abstract path
#

Bruh

broken topaz
#

A big silouette of undead rats

grizzled meadow
broken topaz
#

Our bard sliced it in half

#

and then we just had 2 enemies to fight

abstract path
broken topaz
#

2 rat piles

grizzled meadow
abstract path
#

E

digital quartz
#

my players turned into professional murder hobos weirdchamp they started worshipping the god of destruction in my homebrew world

abstract path
#

Lmfao

broken topaz
#

based

abstract path
#

Wait

warm fossil
#

sounds perfectly normal

abstract path
#

Do saturnians also exist in the world of DND?

#

Probs not

broken topaz
#

Our bard has started a music troupe with one of the NPCs

#

Our druid just sits in his tents and researches all the dead plants

#

And I try to flirt with the orc thats plowing the field

abstract path
#

That is rather cute

digital quartz
#

trying to get him to plow something else I see

broken topaz
#

maybe

#

Flexing actively on my BF by flirting with NPCs in the roleplay he's a player in

digital quartz
#

my players were send out to root out a criminal group in a village, instead they became the criminal group in the village

warm fossil
#

LMAO

broken topaz
#

"more like..

#

"under new management"

abstract path
#

xD

digital quartz
#

they made an example of the thugs in the village and literally said "you are under new management now" the example was the heads on sticks kind

abstract path
#

Oh god

digital quartz
#

then they had to flee when actual adventurers came about

broken topaz
#

We're on an expedition for a company that tries to explore far away islands and settle them

#

And i tried to steal something from the warehouse

#

got caught

#

"Bro these are all our supplies, you have free access to most of this"

#

I am very smart you see

digital quartz
#

but that isnt as interesting as stealing

broken topaz
#

originally i tried to just sneak around for intel

abstract path
#

A

broken topaz
#

because i thought maybe this shadowy company had some alterior motives

warm fossil
broken topaz
#

but i couldnt find anything

warm fossil
#

...what are y'all talking about?

digital quartz
#

DnD

warm fossil
#

ah

abstract path
#

DND

broken topaz
#

Dicks and dildos

abstract path
#

Cori wth kekw

broken topaz
digital quartz
#

I wonder if my players will figure out how to ascend to godhood

#

they certainly would try

broken topaz
#

Divinity moment

digital quartz
#

its kinda like that

broken topaz
#

Just drink from the funny god water

#

ez

digital quartz
#

did you read the Malazan books by chance ?

abstract path
#

Ambrosia...yum

broken topaz
#

No

#

i cant read

abstract path
#

Originally a rogue

#

That can't read

#

But can handle a gun

digital quartz
#

in my homebrew world worship directly correlates to how powerful a god is, so a mortal can ascend by being worshipped or by taking power from an existing god

#

like stealing their relics etc.

broken topaz
#

Nice

abstract path
#

I would most likely steal relics

broken topaz
#

So they are doing the exact opposite

#

Or well

#

do you also ascend to godhood if enough people fear you?

digital quartz
#

rn they are trying to steal a relic for an ascendant that wants to become the god of destruction

abstract path
#

Cool

broken topaz
#

me casting fireball into the townsquare

ocean pulsar
vivid marsh
digital quartz
#

sadly the god of destruction also encompasses things like self destruction snigsmile

vivid marsh
digital quartz
#

so all of his followers are kinda mutilated

broken topaz
#

Bsed

digital quartz
#

or destroyed in other ways

broken topaz
#

just like me fr fr

digital quartz
#

his high priestress has burn marks everywhere

lusty sonnet
digital quartz
#

and she likes to burn stuff

warm fossil
#

literally Crystal

abstract path
#

That could really be me

#

Quite literally

#

I love to make fires sometimes

digital quartz
abstract path
#

And the smell of coal.....god

broken topaz
#

I have actually comitted arson before

digital quartz
#

monkaS this took a turn

broken topaz
#

But i was like 10

#

so I couldnt be charged with anything

abstract path
warm fossil
#

you can stare at it for hours

abstract path
broken topaz
#

NO

#

bad