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i donβt even know what to caption this. i just had to post it.
BTW you all know that non disolve kind of cofffe?
That you need use filter to make a cup of coffee
Polish people just put this in cup with hot water and drink that
Some people like to eat grounds
And we call it spit coffe
i mean you can
I tried and I understood why it is called spit coffe
The suffix "-ussy" is the 2022 American Dialect Society word of the year. Read the full press release. https://t.co/GpC9f3sWdK
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Good morning chat

spoiler warning @grizzled meadow
borzoi
:v
Lol
cease
HEHEHEHE
LMAOOOOOOO
i will not suffer this
sufferrrrrr
brainfarters, set timer for 8 hours
i love that this is an international thing
every man and woman just starts using these stuff after turning 40
btw in poland we have popular in young people rythm teasty coffee, fuck the snitches
ΡΠΆΠ°ΡΠ½ΡΠΉ ΠΊΠΎΡ
classic
my parents were experimental
and tried most of them
π
||not talking abut assaults||
They muted you?
Yea for a day
Was it for making fun of scalies

Based
he has too many
tf do they mean "starvation"
lesson learned
do not "relax" on a couch when doing anything
I fell asleep for a couple of hours 
you really do have nothing to do with your life do you
Have you ever played "don't starve"
absolutely

But in real this is like: behave or you will not eat dinner or desserts
Tbh in Poland isn't spanking just because it is officially illegal
sooooo maybe they should have specified that instead of saying 'starvation'
This is kinda starvation
Being hungry makes kid think
idk starvation sounds a bit more serious
like spanking is wrong..... but calling it physical assault sounds a bit more serious
This is may be because we call it starvation but in polish this word is kinda lighter
My dad sometimes tried method of ban for phone etc
who cares if its illegal, people still do it
After some time like 2h he forgot about that

except if they get reported by a neighbor then child services do their thing
Yea but will not say that as an answer
This is why I think this on Poland is kinda fake
Poland is fake?
its prussia
Are you polish?
half
Huh
he's Greek
But respect for fucking pis
oh boy are we gonna disagree on that
Polish people hate old people btw
Ah shit
@pastel quartz can we get a confirmation?
no, not true, i'm into old guys
i dont think maja is interested in politics
you are probs thinking 30-40
@gaunt trout you have been misproven
were talking 60-80
meh, 50-60 can still be hot
and were talking 60-80
here at Turkey old people are really respected
okie then
But I was talking about politic perspective
well still even in politics old people are respected
here at Turkey you won't find a popular politician that is under 50
which honestly........old politicians are the reason for many backwards goverments and usually authoritarianism
In Poland most of old people don't care about future of country and get bought by socials
bought by who?
we might just get sent to the forever box btw
14th 16th rent
okie
you won't get me this time
who is bringing the candle and who is bringing the lighter
im bringing the propane tank just so i have something to sit on
@orchid robin we should stop talking about Poland, you know why
do Polish have good food?
cuz it immediately gets political and i go on a politically inspired hate fueled rant about the ruling party
Yes
?
then i like Poland
Because ||falco is here||
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nvm hes back
i saved this for some reason
OK as a stereotypical polish man I go to church see you
Then ping me
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!1984
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Online school is crap
Man I wish I have online school
people are debating if its political or not more than they are talking about politics 
tomorrow im going to uni.... and in like 23 days the testing period is starting
What you studying
i just dangle above the edge of getting banned whenever talking about poland
Ooooof
I have 4 exams in next 2 weeks
well I.T
And thought that was bad
it's okay to talk about culture
i aint talking about culture 
Why on studies you have to have min. 60% I'm 40% guy
That's cool, some friends studied that
2 hours of my life saved when I could've wasted them on literally walking, plus I don't need to wake up early (I'll still do it as I want to join the BattleBit playtest)
Some teachers were bitches but that's everywhere
nor do I need to even go anywhere
We had uni online classes during the pandemic and I wanted to shoot myself. You can do whatever you want but when it's hard to keep the attention running lol
We need a 8 man squad on battlebits
Can I take what
minutes off
well it's different for everyone 

Heretic
Oggi alle
but then we wont have random people joining and causing a spiral of chaos and destruction
tomorrow's playtest?
Also holy fuck they began making some frequent playtests
They're getting closer to the release
They could release it already
they could always release a bug ridden unfinished mess and call it "early access"
no
They could release it with bugs and call it version 1.0
- They're missing like half of the content
One of the examples being helicopters
Wtf
just attach some rotor blades to an ifv, boom you got a better helicopter
Which are almost finished (the dev forgor to remove them from one map like a week ago and people were confused lmao, but they couldn't get into them anyways)
Madirex is waiting to get an upgrade for his Drone Bombs
- Things are still being balanced after every playtest to this day (like the water speedboat, it was ZOOMING before but they capped its max speed)
- They're also making new gamemodes and maps
The "capture points" with no spawn tickets gamemode is kinda new, for example
They could just open up the servers instead of having playtests
Before it was just the "shoot at each other and capture points" gamemode
tbf that would make tweaking and patches a bit harder
And the main problem, they even had a whole article about it:
- They lack money for the servers
"THE ARMY IS ENTHUSIASTIC!!!"
I have a few videos in stock that I didn't want to release until Behemoth was done so let's begin with this one.
Lukas Alexander voiced by Ki Mckenzie
https://www.kimckenzie.com/
Commissar voiced by Alfabusa
https://www.youtube.com/user/alfabusa
Guardsman voiced by Dr. White
https://www.youtube.com/user/DATAENT
Yup that's the bad thing
Uh
Chad gamemode
One playtest, iirc, costs the main dev like $5k
For 6 fucking hours
They need AT LEAST $100k in their bank account to keep the game open in steam for a month
Because steam gives you money from your game only monthly
Even now the dev has to pay for the servers partly with his own money
What a waste of money π° xd
There are still patreon backers but I don't think that's enough
Well that's the cost of the servers that can hold 128vs128 matches with no lags
And the amount of players on the playtest is like 10-15k every time
I would pay for the game if they released it ngl. Or if it was early access
They have patreon 
I would pay to own the game
and disgruntled youtubers
My 100 euro subscription to gooncave simulator VR will not be in vain
He'll finish it
fuckin what simulator
YouTube shorts will start making revenue this February
And it's gonna be chaotic

Before you could buy access to their patreon ($10) any time, cancel it after 1 month and still get the access key for the official release in steam (which is gonna be $15)
But now the patreon is also $15

And you can cancel it and get the key on release
I'll have to take a look then
Basically pre-order
Tbf that's not that bad
I know a guy making a N64 paper Mario mod
That charges 10 dollar on Patreon
For beta access
((probably because they started doing more frequent playtests))

I'd love to support them on patreon if I would've been able to
give us so we might feel pity and donate to you
I had to create it to download some RPG animated maps for my star wars campaign
No
let me pay you
white? you irish are almost see through
Agartha
That was the city in the hollow earth book right ?
2023 
where the giants live
Viewer money bad. Big Company (YouTube) money good.
what the Fuck
They implemented the super thanks on YouTube too and people still ask patreons for money
i feel like 5k for 6 hours isnt really gonna keep them up even after they sell the game out.. thats like 620k per month
yeah they would go bankrupt
I guess a subscription system could work ?
Quickest way to get your patreon closed, Nintendo gives nooooo fucks
It's because battlebits it's a secret cover to sell heroine planet wide
also hey 
you could make a cardboard version of their videogame and they would send a black ops death squad to confiscate it and put a bullet in your head
Nintendo Ninjas
After internal discussion with Valve/Steam to clarify the timeline of payments, we have been informed that, funds being withheld for 3 months isn't the case, instead it's a minimum of 1, and a maximum of 2 months. This is more suitable, giving us some relief.
So, just to be safe, we want to have** 2 months of server cost ready on hand**. We have ~$55,000 on hand already which covers the first month. We will require an additional $45,000 to secure the second month.
CHANGES TO PATREON
Weβve also been made aware that Pre-Orders for Early Access games or indie games are not a feature of Steamβs platform. This means, we cannot launch Pre-Orders through Steam Platform sadly.
So we want to convert Patreon as a way to fill the budget gap that we have to secure our launch. In case of if we can't reach enough, we will fill the rest our self.β’ At October 1st, we will change the price for Patreon to $15 as itβs the gameβs standard price but with the Patreon benefits. This will effectively function as a pre-order. If you are on a recurring subscription you will not be pushed up to a higher tier anytime.
Only one month pledge is necessary to receive a Key and all benefits. If you don't want to continue your subscription, be sure to cancel before the first of the upcoming month. In case if you are double charged unintentionally, you can write us to get refund.
For future reference, the Patreon may close at least a month before Early Access launch so we can ensure things go smoothly with the delivery of keys & activations.
Weβll revisit this topic and offer any necessary clarification during next weeks Q&A!
the dev message
Fr fr
They gonna close patreon
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What?They have Metal Gear?! Here!? Billy stop him!

It would be sad if they launch it runs half a year and then they have to shut down servers
It's small enough plus it's N64 paper mario
It's so old Nintendo doesn't care that much anymore
Only a little bit
you would think that but they still send Nintendo Ninjas for the pettiest shit
And here's the full list of problems
I'm not Irish lmao
custom ddos protection, fucking yikes
missed one message
wait i thought you were irish, or was that a diff furry that i talked to in this chat
thats a long ass list
i def remember there being an irish furry here
who the fuck is george
the curious monkey ?
a banned boi
bush
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Bruh DDOS Attacks. People being assholes
on time limited playtests
Ssuuuurrreeee
what a bunch of assholes
p!avatar @wind forum
ill leave this here
that is tongue in ass
looks like it
Unfortunately Nintendo got a huge stick up their ass that they do have a big fucking history of doing this even to small modders. Itβs even worse here because heβs taking in money

hii uwu
battlefield fanboys
You don't know the context


I think battlefield fanboys already jumped ship 
I know I did
I still play 4
i think bf fans would like battlebit more than the newest bf
tbh, i was never a fan of battlefiend
They either go back to playing the old games or play SQUAD or Hell Let Loose
i played one game and that shit just felt like a CoD clone and i was not a fan of the way CoD took a turn after WaW
when a game made by 3 people is better than a game made by a whole ass team of 11k people 
thank god 2042 had a beta so I could avoid buying that shit 
Battlefield it's better cause they have Kidney Failure
Oh is this that block battlefield game you guys play
The one that looks like teardown
stalker and most of its offshoots better than modern survival games
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edp445
When the doctor won't round up his months to live to 18 π
what too much cupcakes does to a mf
Nawh, bad comparison
Aw the patreon is 16,50, Madirex lied to me
Hwait hwat
Patreon taxes 

The context of it most likely being furry porn?
sure i also said the same thing
omg guys stop generilizing minorities its against the #πrules
what
just because its cropped porn it doesnt mean its cropped porn
"I used to have a job but left to dedicate all my time to BattleBit, Patreon Backers are putting food on my table currently"
Yup I read that too and I felt the same way
no mans sky moment
ey no mans sky is a pretty good game now
i agree by the looks of it
haven't played in a while tho
On the discord server they say that it'll release on April-March this year
what
he just wants to people to rate his rig, wdym
It's not
proof

What evidence do you have to enforce your argument
I needn't prove a thing, kindred
post the uncropped version
basically post porn here so that we know if youre lying or not (for legal reasons it is a joke. dont do that)
For legal reasons its not a joke 
if it isn't porn like he says, he can post it with no consequence
if it is porn, he's not gonna post it
it was for aldo because hes the only staff member without humour
exactly why would someone want to get an unnecessary warning and a mute because someone wants to see their uncropped PFP

I need not do a thing
God knows I am truthful
it is decided
hi Falco!!!!!!!
his pfp is porn
Which one? The god of lies?
god knows you watch furry porn
Yeah this mf is sinful
poor allah had to witness some shit again
Im an atheist 
Me taking 8 hours to write 30 lines of code
He will show no mercy
Okay?
Still doesnt refute the fact that your pfp is clearly porn
and you want to see it
*we want to see it
It's a character with his tongue out
Is this fallout 4?
p!avatar Kato
HE CHANGED IT
its not him 
Wrong Kato dumbass
Don't know
that's the wrong kato 
Ph
p!avatar 208778924132401152
i dont want to ping on phone
THOSE LOOK LIKE 2 ASSCHEEKS NEAR HIS TONGUE
π³π³
yeah thats def either ass or tiddies
I need to see full image
Enhance it
Those are knees obviously
We need a bigger picture not a clearer one
DOMP IT
I already did half of my duty, now it's your turn
Inform me if he admits it or not
Ah kk
he did by not posting it
I think it's a custom map in the workshop, played it once
me writing a fire 16 bar reply to my friend
Literally this
The imaginatively perceived notion of me being furry, Irish, and a degenerate are wholly false
that pfp is ltierally licking osmebodys ass
Especially Irish
4 - 2 in the "is the pfp cat licking ass" poll
I think we have a democratic decision on hand, im sorry Kato but you are a irish furry now
you dont decide your nationality, sexuality or preferences. #πͺbruh-fart does
atleast he could pick something nice looking, that cat looks like a fucking creep
True...
dont buy that
yes please dont
jenn blake bought it
who the fuck
Jenn Blake probably makes a lot of bad decisions
probably a bot
is jenn blake
it wrote ,, ah yes! this is super hd! i love it! '' the basic messages
for the "kill myself" sticker ?
Sex
no, the animated pig
Jenn quirky like that
Possum opinion
average eyebrow slit enjoyer 
'tleast it's not a scar on an eye
Yeah that would be cringe
today I've learnt maja is of Polish origin
I am in pain
Obvious sound warning is obvious
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The worst nightmare
he was like aight np
you got one of those soft toppers ?
soon i will begin training as a polysomnographer
i get to tell people why their sleep sucks ass
I'm a soft topper
Fr fr
Tonight I'll sleep in my own bed again

not soft topping ?
I just learned rat catchers make up to 160$k a year in NYC, those NYC rats are built different
I wouldn't fuck with a NYC rat
you probably need combat experience
I have battled rats before
I get that, I cant stand people touching me when I sleep
But like gentle little village rats
forgot money again ? 
no
Yee I need movement space and whatnot
im just dumb
wtf
I mean did you forget the whole wallet ?
Also people touching while sleeping is too warm
im entering the church and i see airforce band
thats homo
I just dont like the heat of a body touching me when trying to sleep
Ye I get that
so much this
they was playing carols
well being restricted isnt a soft toppers job
I can finally jerk off in peace in my own home again
Also can finally get in that tarkov grind
same
people always tell me I get in the weirdest poses when sleeping
it'd probably be living hell for someone if they slept near me 
face down ?

To the side
thb sleeping on belly sound kinda gae
I can't believe people sleep without pillows my ex-gf did that too
i always sleep in safe position from 1st aid
then i will lie on back
you're a soft top
when i lay down on belly my back starts hurt
after some time
idk why
like too much tension on spine
You need your back blown out fr fr
my brother in christ?
Silly
You good?
what?
Real
he meant that
i mean you aint wrong
I dis
but
oggi alle
I did
walter white from wish
if my dog were still alive this is her staring at you
she disapproved of many of my ideas
if walter was working in IT
MetΓ‘stasis
Me tastes these nuts
She has eyes of sadness
holy shit thats a big ass harness
She looks just as sad as I do
guys I need your opinions on sawed off shotguns
this picture was after i gave her a shower
if i were blind i would be sad too
she was betraaaayed
Seeing sucks
she was a pretty happy dog tbh
less you know better you sleep
shoot
Enjoy!! #farcry #kommanderkarl #shorts #gaming #funny
(badum tss)
discord can read brainfart to you
she had a habit of head butting me if i didnt wake up from my alarm
never late to work
You should cum yourself, NOW.
You should piss yourself now
you should have a nice day now
thank you
that was first photo on google ok?
My bf got really upset at me cause I kept saying this
And it confused him
how long?
I don't know what that says
I'm not polish
Idk, 6 hours I'd say
jumpscta
My trains about to cum
what
Time for 5 hours of uninterrupted train riding
Tophatt
yea?
When did i leave vc
or a femboy
No it was a threesome shut up
π³
Nooo please
oh no
I can't
I actually like the song
But whenever I hear it
I can't get these images out of my head anymore
This is the extended edition

Why
Seen it too often
It's burnt in
Well...same
Like a plasma tv screen
You already sent this this morning crystal
Ikr
Only Turks have audio that crusty
and Zula
the game died like a few years ago but that mf still has it for some reason
No
Now you have
i think i'm going to start playing six siege again
How come i don't play DnD
They are fallout themed
Have a mushroom cloud on the inside
And glow like that
In the dark
Based
Also the sides are Geiger counters
Those look awesome
so willing to throw away your sanity?
yes
i have already done that with many games including tarkov
fair fair
and i have spent money on siege so why not
i'll do the same when my friends are done with exams
I'll hold em close to my balls
okay no sorry I have no clear idea when that happened
Can you ask the guy that was there?
and also you were sleeping?!
Yes, yet again
Fucked up sleeping schedule
But not in vc
I love the new shit that happens to me fr
radioactive dice? 
what class and race do you play 
What classes are there
in dnd ?
Pfc
pf ? pathfinder ?
I ment ofc
oh 

Artificer, Wizard, Sorcerer, Bard, Cleric, Barbarian, Fighter, Druid, Rogue, Warlock, Monk, Paladin
Any bay area fellas in chat
What does artificier do.
build lil gadgets
For what?
isnt there like 8 subclasses of every one of them
- other secret classes + divine ascensions
all kinds of stuff
thats pathfinder
but there is subclasses in DnD too
I was ohnestly thinking of the artificier from ror2
What if we have a paladin with a mix of pyromania and dark magic?
vanilla Paladins are kinda locked into being good characters
but there is lots of homebrew and supplement stuff for evil paladins
you could also do an oathbreaker paladin
What if we have a rogue-tank with a fucking...flamethrower?
thats something an artificer could come up with
yep there is dwarves
is fuckin amazing : D
Artificer is a class, dwarf is a race so yes you could be a dwarven artificer
Well tbh I have just really started playing with my bf and his friends
pff
In a simple homebrew system / setting
in vanilla like 10 or smth
with supplements
like
30
And I'm extremely basic
im not gonna name them all
okay so it was somewhere at 11:30
playing a Human as a kind of scout type class
Just do uh, just the vanilla ones
I love rogues though
https://www.dndbeyond.com/races have a look
Dungeons and Dragons (D&D) Fifth Edition (5e) Races. A comprehensive list of all official character races for Fifth Edition.
Hence them being able to use any weaponry
I'm essentially a flint lock rifle hunter
firearm proficiency sounds like a rogue scout mb ?
ye rogue scout
oh I forgot a class, Rangers
Im actually kinda busted with the gun
goated with the glock
i fucking love aoe3
Besides some basic martial art skill that the DM allowed me to train over several nights
for your unarmed attacks ? 
I see ,_,
I think unarmed / improvised weapon (hit with rifle)
hmm thats interesting
Rifle spear +w+
its a homebrew so whatever DM says is okay, is okay
Fuck em up bad bro
the rules are at points so vague that you have to do it that way anyway 
how about this as an artificer ?
Looks a bit horrifying but i can take it
Where we are in the map everything is undead
Basically unkillable
and i assume the DM wants us to find out a special way to kill em
damn ash zombies
Also thanks friend
glad to help
Try fire
i tried fire
Fire is fire
Try more fire
i tried
Try worms
How about magnesium fire
They arent conventionally undead
Ahh...so half-assed
Wtf lol
No they're filled with vines, which are controlled by some kind of blood magic i believe
something about blood
Just get a vampire
maybe it is time to ... uproot the problem π
Sultus asinus
We're trying
But we're not very capable
We play homebrew in dnd in tsar russia, first thing we did was murder a communist
I have the worst rolls imaginable
unus anus
you should see my players fight my homebrew elementals atm they are in deep shit
Lmao
(i dont know why my bf is doing a polish accent for his character)
Lmao
the fight my players are currently fighting has been ongoing for 3 hours now
I mightve overdone it with the mechanics
Them be like: "bro stop, he's already dead!"
We managed to run from the most dangerous encounter so far
2 of 5 are currently down and the others are scrambling to flee and get their friends out 
and entombed the enemy in a structure we made collapse
Successfully avoided dealing with it

Lmao
Yep, basically what i said
thats one way to deal with ti
Undead Rat Elemental
Bruh
A big silouette of undead rats
What's this, A Plague Tale?
DND
2 rat piles
E
my players turned into professional murder hobos
they started worshipping the god of destruction in my homebrew world
Lmfao
based
Wait
sounds perfectly normal
Our bard has started a music troupe with one of the NPCs
Our druid just sits in his tents and researches all the dead plants
And I try to flirt with the orc thats plowing the field
That is rather cute
trying to get him to plow something else I see

maybe
Flexing actively on my BF by flirting with NPCs in the roleplay he's a player in

my players were send out to root out a criminal group in a village, instead they became the criminal group in the village
LMAO
xD
they made an example of the thugs in the village and literally said "you are under new management now" the example was the heads on sticks kind
Oh god
then they had to flee when actual adventurers came about
We're on an expedition for a company that tries to explore far away islands and settle them
And i tried to steal something from the warehouse
got caught
"Bro these are all our supplies, you have free access to most of this"
I am very smart you see
but that isnt as interesting as stealing
originally i tried to just sneak around for intel
A
because i thought maybe this shadowy company had some alterior motives
exactly 
but i couldnt find anything
...what are y'all talking about?
DnD
ah
DND
Dicks and dildos
Cori wth 

I wonder if my players will figure out how to ascend to godhood
they certainly would try
Divinity moment
its kinda like that
did you read the Malazan books by chance ?
Ambrosia...yum
in my homebrew world worship directly correlates to how powerful a god is, so a mortal can ascend by being worshipped or by taking power from an existing god
like stealing their relics etc.
Nice
I would most likely steal relics
So they are doing the exact opposite
Or well
do you also ascend to godhood if enough people fear you?

rn they are trying to steal a relic for an ascendant that wants to become the god of destruction
totally
Cool
me casting fireball into the townsquare
More of an AoM type of guy myself
a classic
sadly the god of destruction also encompasses things like self destruction 
i like the time period of aoe3
so all of his followers are kinda mutilated
Bsed
or destroyed in other ways
just like me fr fr
his high priestress has burn marks everywhere
AoE2 was/is my jam
and she likes to burn stuff
literally Crystal
you want a guest appearance as a maniacal pyromaniac priestess ?
And the smell of coal.....god
Sure thing!
I have actually comitted arson before
this took a turn
I almost did with like 5 i think
fire looks so intriguing
you can stare at it for hours
I love burning myself even









