🎪bruh-fart

[orchid robin]

Hiroshima

[runic sorrel]

21

[digital quartz]

can someone make me sick or something, I don't wanna work tomorrow

[midnight tree]

come over i'll make you sick as fuck

[runic sorrel]

kill your self it work

[orchid robin]

Someone make this man not be able to walk

[runic sorrel]

for my uncle

[pastel quartz]

if heated enough metal heals/stops ur wound
what would happen if you cut urself with heated enough knife
does it heal and cut in thesame time

[midnight tree]

it cauterizes

[digital quartz]

im not going to cauterize myself over a small burn

[runic sorrel]

do it like a real man

[orchid robin]

It cauterizes which is not useful that often and could cause an infection

[pastel quartz]

ah

[midnight tree]

pour gasoline all over your hand and burn it to make the burn heal quicker

[pastel quartz]

causterization

[digital quartz]

I'll just chop of the hand

[warm fossil]

it's really simple, get food poisoning

[digital quartz]

then I dont have to work

ez

[runic sorrel]

big brain

[orchid robin]

A hotter version of castration

[digital quartz]

2 birds 1 stone

[midnight tree]

castration

[pastel quartz]

wtf

castrate me pleease

[midnight tree]

bet

[digital quartz]

castration must be majas arch enemy

oh

[orchid robin]

Too slow old man

[pastel quartz]

bet

[orchid robin]

Do it yourself coward

[runic sorrel]

you don't have balls

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[midnight tree]

literally me

i love cooking eggs in the moring

[runic sorrel]

literally me

[orchid robin]

You mean balls

[runic sorrel]

i love cooking child in the moring

[midnight tree]

eg

[digital quartz]

g

[midnight tree]

thanks bro

[digital quartz]

np

[midnight tree]

couldn't remember the last letter

[digital quartz]

saw you struggling thought I help out

[runic sorrel]

he is a doctor

[midnight tree]

cocktor

[runic sorrel]

tracktor

[warped elm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735670248715583528/1054284766259716157/caption-1-2.gif

[midnight tree]

if only cuddles weren't so incredibly unachievable in my current situation

[digital quartz]

🫂

[runic sorrel]

HEY

[pastel quartz]

[digital quartz]

I would cuddle all of you dont feel bad

[warm fossil]

cuddles are the reason mankind exists

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cement-uw-u-cute-blushed-anime-gif-23441141

[runic sorrel]

WE KNOW THAT in general here in brainfart we have 10 message per minute so in 1hour we 600message send

[pastel quartz]

not really

the chat is dead for half an hour sometimes

[runic sorrel]

it depend

[digital quartz]

you have to revive it then

[runic sorrel]

but on average

[digital quartz]

🫂

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/953473916695891968/1028064702628102205/caption-14-1.gif

[orchid robin]

STOP

I BEG YOU

[runic sorrel]

you beg

[digital quartz]

this man can not handle affection

[midnight tree]

i wanna lay on my belly and have a girl lay on my back fr

[digital quartz]

🫂

[runic sorrel]

like a raft ?

[pastel quartz]

wat, why

[midnight tree]

yes

[pastel quartz]

unless ur gonna do pushups, its boring

[midnight tree]

weighted blanket

[runic sorrel]

u become boat

[digital quartz]

it really isnt as good as you think

[midnight tree]

don't care

[runic sorrel]

go to the sea

[midnight tree]

i will not listen to any of you

[runic sorrel]

and become boat

[midnight tree]

my dream is real

it's out there somewhere

[runic sorrel]

it's your destiny

become boat

be one with the sea

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/832423825076912128/1059894629698392124/IMG_9527-1.gif

[digital quartz]

fuck the ocean

that shit scary

[warm fossil]

happy to know I'm not the only one who had that thought in my life

[midnight tree]

if you insist

[digital quartz]

please do

[warm fossil]

that won't be shrimple

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[runic sorrel]

yes do it become one with it

[warm fossil]

it's actually very clamplicated

[digital quartz]

oh no is it pun time ?

[warm fossil]

no I'm already out of puns

[digital quartz]

phew

[midnight tree]

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1672611589575932.webm

[orchid robin]

You do pushups

[midnight tree]

culinary education is very important

[pastel quartz]

ew no

[digital quartz]

wdym ew ?

[midnight tree]

cringe ass naenae baby

[warm fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880531696427085824/1056708884397563985/r.mp4

[midnight tree]

go do some pushups

[pastel quartz]

i dont have motivation to work for something that i want, especially something that i despise

[digital quartz]

you are confusing me

oh I get it

[runic sorrel]

confusing is

this strange place

with strange little goblin

[warm fossil]

that's why brainfart is awesome

[digital quartz]

a quick prayer so maja may find that motivation one day

[pastel quartz]

82 11:56

[warm fossil]

what

[midnight tree]

what

[orchid robin]

What

[runic sorrel]

why not

[digital quartz]

the numbers, what do they mean

[midnight tree]

true

[orchid robin]

Maja is actually 82 years old

[runic sorrel]

mason

[midnight tree]

a lot of the time i just wanna reach through the screen and give a mf a bear hug

[digital quartz]

it will happen if you believe enough

[runic sorrel]

do flip

[digital quartz]

now I got a paper cut while restocking the printer

Im dying tonight aren't I ?

[orchid robin]

Yes

[runic sorrel]

let's go 00:00

[orchid robin]

And we shall watch

[pastel quartz]

i'm 18 TrollDespair

[runic sorrel]

who yhea 00:00

[warm fossil]

oh

[runic sorrel]

let's go

[midnight tree]

youngster

[heady crow]

still playing hard to get

[orchid robin]

Oh right

[heady crow]

hes the only proof i have of greek twinks existing

[digital quartz]

wdym trolldespair

[orchid robin]

Maja is now legal

[digital quartz]

thats young

[heady crow]

happy birthdayyy

[pastel quartz]

i'm not underaged anymore

[orchid robin]

Happy birthday maja

[digital quartz]

is it your birthday ?

[heady crow]

now kriegs can finally rizz maja up

[pastel quartz]

and- i'm growing up so.. even worse

[solar obsidian]

@pastel quartz its your bday now?

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[digital quartz]

Happy Birthday

[midnight tree]

merry birfday

[heady crow]

me

[runic sorrel]

b

[warm fossil]

happy birdday!!!!!!!!!!!

[pastel quartz]

why kriegs tho, what kriegs has to dow ith anything

[heady crow]

nothing :3c

[pastel quartz]

i love you too guys xqcL

[heady crow]

xqcL

[solar obsidian]

Happy birthday, @pastel quartz 🎉

[midnight tree]

eggs queue see el

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-heart-xqcl-thumbs-up-finger-heart-gif-13130435

[orchid robin]

Ayo what

[digital quartz]

do you have a birthday cake ?

[pastel quartz]

oh this kriegs wtf

[heady crow]

you got plans of going drinking or what?

[orchid robin]

Ikr

[midnight tree]

don't start drinking maja

[orchid robin]

Bruno you sick fuck

[heady crow]

oh bet

[runic sorrel]

do flip

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921945359243153448/1006996780761747547/8B0CC9C4-9764-4591-9553-CE845F7AC55A.gif

[warm fossil]

dangerous little specimen

[queen forum]

The discord bugs says plenty

[pastel quartz]

this day, will be just like every other day-
and beside that i dont really like to poison myself

[orchid robin]

You absolute abomination

[heady crow]

ah really no plans of any celebration?

[orchid robin]

Bro legit how i spent my birthday, didnt even remind anyone of it

[pastel quartz]

no

[orchid robin]

Hell didnt even remind my own mother of it

[digital quartz]

D: oh no !

[midnight tree]

based

[pastel quartz]

i dont eat cake

[solar obsidian]

doesnt she suppose to know it?

[pastel quartz]

and beside that i dont really like to poison myself

[digital quartz]

well I do why not ?

[orchid robin]

She like my brother forgot it which i cant blame em, i barely cared for it

[warm fossil]

damn wish my birthdays were like that

[pastel quartz]

phlegm in my throat blocks, my throat itself when ieat sweet stuff

[runic sorrel]

you eat what

[solar obsidian]

sad af

[warm fossil]

the best birthday would be an entire day fully alone

[digital quartz]

ah that sucks man

literally everything is poison depending on the dosage

[orchid robin]

Legit for my 18th i just played gamma and contemplated

[heady crow]

for my 18th i went to my cottage with a bunch of friends like is tradition during summer

[orchid robin]

[solar obsidian]

its ok to spend it like that but your family members, especially your mother, doesnt even remember it? thats horrible

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-mike-mike-ehrmantraut-mike-breaking-bad-mike-better-call-saul-gif-25630010

[midnight tree]

on my 20th birthday i told absolutely no one

[orchid robin]

She just forgot once, she remembered like 2 days later and was apologizing but i told her it doesnt matter

[solar obsidian]

well atleast she did that

[orchid robin]

Literally at least my birthdays have become sort of irrelevant to me

1st of December

[heady crow]

i mean the day itself is w/e to me but the occasion is always special

[midnight tree]

i put absolutely no reminders on my phone

either i rember or forger

[orchid robin]

Fuck it we ball

[solar obsidian]

dementia doesnt need reminders

[midnight tree]

fr

[heady crow]

fr

[digital quartz]

I cant wait to play ball again in the summer

fuck I want to play basketball

[digital quartz]

I have 0 indoor gyms near me

or indoor courts rather

[heady crow]

go play at a regular gym

[solar obsidian]

do it at home

[heady crow]

alright i need a general vote
i go back to gym on thursday yes?

[digital quartz]

you have to rent those around here and nobody is playing pickup there

[heady crow]

alright the vote is overwhelmingly positive

time to go do a simple upper session

[digital quartz]

go push some weights

add some plates

[midnight tree]

i'm gonna take care of you lower half bro

[swift scarab]

Who is this man and why does he look like a mix of Norman Reedus and every generic villain character I’ve ever seen

[midnight tree]

your glutes are gonna be shredded in no time

[digital quartz]

really ?

[heady crow]

come and get me bro

[heady crow]

really ?

its mads

[swift scarab]

I’m not good with remembering celebrities

[swift scarab]

[heady crow]

ye ill get my strength back fast. Just sucks going back to lightweight

[swift scarab]

I only remember Norman Reedus cause I’m playing Death Stranding rn

[digital quartz]

is ok there is nothing like the feeling of getting stronger

so its kind of a good thing really

[swift scarab]

Oh wait he’s the father in DS

Shid

[midnight tree]

Jeff stranding

[heady crow]

ye true and in the end i dont care about strength goals. As long as im steadily progressing in my rep goals and putting on muscle its good

[midnight tree]

i kinda just wanna wither and die

fr fr

[digital quartz]

feeling better is all that matters

[swift scarab]

I want to feel laid, how about that

[digital quartz]

where you at ?

[swift scarab]

Texas

[midnight tree]

probably

[orchid robin]

Strongest finnish man

[heady crow]

how about that? How about me too

[heady crow]

and you are stronger?

[digital quartz]

how about tomorrow ?

[swift scarab]

Doubtful, everyone else threatened to show up

(They didn’t)

[orchid robin]

No, that guy can deadlift 500kg

[heady crow]

no finn has deadlifted 500kg sadly

[digital quartz]

[warm fossil]

time to post a silly lil' goober before I finally go to sleep

[midnight tree]

i can comfortably deadlift 80kg even with my prolapsed spine

[digital quartz]

rizz up some girls

or men

whatever you prefer

[orchid robin]

Femboy finns are no regular men

[orchid robin]

I wan to rizz up the big ben

Actually good question

[digital quartz]

thats what they called me in high school

[warm fossil]

alright goodnight chat

[orchid robin]

Who the fuck thought of the word “rizz”

[heady crow]

yo wsg

how you been today?

[digital quartz]

good night tophatt

[midnight tree]

only nicknames i've had is "dexter" ad "victor"

[heady crow]

charisma - cha ris ma - cha rizz ma

[digital quartz]

ima go to bed too

gn all of you reading this chat rn

[heady crow]

i wish someone irl would

[orchid robin]

I will not accept logic

[orchid robin]

Im blind

[heady crow]

gn tomb-oooomb ^^

sleep well dude

[digital quartz]

well then you can have a bad night

[orchid robin]

Fuck you too…..im saying this assuming you responded since i am blind

[swift scarab]

I still have yet to know what it means

[digital quartz]

smooch

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dab-nerd-dabbing-gif-8986852

or nonbinary hotties

[orchid robin]

All i know is that its usually applied to people with no bitches

[swift scarab]

Reddit pfp checks out

[digital quartz]

rizz = game

ok now im really out

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sherlock-benedict-cumberbatch-hat-tip-greetings-smile-gif-4268618

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-the-grinch-smile-smirk-make-face-gif-16296758

[heady crow]

found this in my files. 90s dutch black metal scene had some banger album covers

[orchid robin]

Black metal is like oxygen for you

[midnight tree]

aight fuck being conscious imma go to schleep

[orchid robin]

Same here

[midnight tree]

byeye

have a night

[orchid robin]

Goodnight chat, dont get horny

[swift scarab]

You shouldn’t have said that

[heady crow]

its a good genre

[ocean pulsar]

I feel like this is what it's like to drown under an impossibly thick sheet of ice in the arctic

[heady crow]

aight gn kriegs, sleep well

[orchid robin]

I know what i did

[heady crow]

ngl need to go to sleep myself

im horny thinking bout him just in general

[swift scarab]

Silly Europeans, go have bedtime

[heady crow]

i want to go through this album :3c

[orchid robin]

Why would you do that to yourself

[orchid robin]

Its a nightmare thinking about me

[ocean pulsar]

me when I don't take my meds

[heady crow]

me

[orchid robin]

Anyways night

Tomorrow i fly

And probably crash

If i crash i will let you know

[solar obsidian]

goodnight

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/despicable-me-2010-movie-vector-what-the-gif-18968287

[wide bough]

This person cant be real

What the fuck is this server anymore

[uneven sinew]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[wide bough]

It’s like every time I visit this server is further into its devolution cycle

One day I’m gonna come back and it’s just gonna be protoplasms reposting r/sigma memes

[swift scarab]

We did that a few months ago

Before that it was Bateman posting

[wide bough]

Man I’m so glad I have like
Farming and shit to do and not spend all my time on discord

[wide bough]

Corn mostly

some cereals

[molten meteor]

a fellow midwesterner

[wide bough]

No I’m Serbian

[swift scarab]

Raisin Bran?

[molten meteor]

ah fair enough

[wide bough]

It’s like midnight for me

[molten meteor]

literally the middle of the US is entirely composed of corn

[wide bough]

I heard about that

[molten meteor]

and like 10% of our annual budget is subsidized by it too lmao

[wide bough]

Dude I’m Serb I don’t think moonshine is in our language

[molten meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/884715719055523850/1058499895289450577/SWAT_4.mp4

[wide bough]

I’ve only had beer and vodka and both weren’t very good

For different reasons

former is just like, egh

Latter is like drinking actual rubbing alcohol

[molten meteor]

vodka is only good in a cocktail

[wide bough]

never had one

[pastel quartz]

dad can u help me find something

[molten meteor]

straight vodka is just like drinking a fucking bottle of antifreeze

[heady crow]

whatsup

[wide bough]

Balkan drinking

[warped elm]

tear off your skin

[molten meteor]

way ahead of you

[wide bough]

probably won’t because I’m rural Balkan but I’ll keep an eye out

90% of our food is from our farm or a neighbor who slaughters animals

same with our alcohol

[molten meteor]

vodka is the 'I want to get drunk but don't give a fuck about taste' drink

[wide bough]

TRUE

I find being drunk impairing so I prefer otherwise

Apparently that means I’m weird according to my family

[molten meteor]

well you live in serbia so

fucking

[wide bough]

[molten meteor]

everyone drowns in potato water

[wide bough]

Maybe when I get older I’ll realize I need to be piss drunk to handle picking corn for 8 hours a day

[swift scarab]

Usually when I get drunk I get super tired, so I use it on the rare occasions I can’t get to sleep no matter what

[wide bough]

oh yeah it’s still hot as a motherfucker here even during winter

[molten meteor]

the point in my life when I need to be piss drunk is when i get married lmao

[wide bough]

oh god I’m not even thinking about marriage

I’ll save that for when I can afford to live somewhere else for a few years

But everyone ends up back on the farm

[molten meteor]

yeah well one day it'll end up on your lap one way or another I've heard.

idk. rag on it all you want but people who are unmarried end up being mighty lonely so.

[wide bough]

this is not a joke
My grandparents tried to retire and ended up living with us again in the other home

I’ll need to find someone equally deranged and rural to marry

[molten meteor]

same

[wide bough]

“OMG YOU FARM CORN TOO??? SEX NOW”

[molten meteor]

In the US at least, it's gonna have to be a woman that isn't going to rip my nuts off because I want to own a medicinal M1 Abrams Main battle tank or enough ammo to level an entire small african micronation

[swift scarab]

https://www.farmersonly.com/#step/1

[wide bough]

[swift scarab]

US meme, but eh lol

[wide bough]

Too bad that’s western

yeah lol

We need Balkan farmersmeet

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/mexican-giga-chad-giga-chad-gif-26351193

Good luck

[wide bough]

Imagine a Croat and a Serb meeting online and having forbidden love

[molten meteor]

honestly its easier in the balkans to find a farmer girl cause everyone is equally as poor.

[swift scarab]

Usually forbidden farmer love in the US is just incest

[wide bough]

TRUE

Either you farm or you do some shitty manual job in one of the cities

I’m one of the lucky ones

[molten meteor]

like you'll have the problem in the states of every lady being like white collar work and very few actually willing to marry or date a fuckin trades worker or something

[wide bough]

Old ass generational house with a big fucking farm that gives us stable income

[molten meteor]

a farm that has likely watched multiple wars, ethnic genocides, and changes in god damn nationalities lmao

[vivid marsh]

insane hypothetical

would never happen irl

[wide bough]

[molten meteor]

it is as forbidden as a british and american finding forbidden love

[vivid marsh]

that is the biggest understatement ive ever seen

[glad carbon]

serbian in stellariss???????

😲

[wide bough]

If Yugoslavia 2 were to ever happen it would be because of the internet accidentally uniting the Balkans through shitposting or complete ignorance

I mean Reddit almost did it in a superficial sense

[molten meteor]

nah yugoslavia two will just be because all the balkan states equally wanted to shitpost on western cultures lmao

[plucky void]

can't get rid of serbs even in Stellaris smh

[wide bough]

2b4u was fucking funny dude

[molten meteor]

oh man it was a national treasure man

2b4u was the only good thing to come from reddit

[wide bough]

I’m still so pissed

It was so good

[molten meteor]

and they got rid of it of course

[wide bough]

Reddit systematically removing everything good from their site

[molten meteor]

It seems to be a pattern that anything that makes fun of the 'virtuous western norms' is haram in the eyes of reddit

[wide bough]

seriously

[plucky void]

man I wish I had such an easily accessible sleeping medicine

[wide bough]

It’s almost as if the internet only focuses on America and the UK at times, it’s so fucking depressing

[molten meteor]

from my perspective at least in this country (US) its eurocentric

[wide bough]

2b4u was a nice safe haven for Balkans to shit on America and eachother from the comfort of their straw mattress

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-police-gif-23079424

its death spawned many more subreddits of the like thankfully

[vivid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-gif-26234776

[heady crow]

or more like made them more active

[vivid marsh]

that all manage to suck so fucking bad

[wide bough]

Yeah, I keep tabs on the visegrad one, it’s okay I guess

[vivid marsh]

"wee waa haha your country has bad food hurr"

meanwhile chad 2b4u "yes we did genocide, it was glorious"

[heady crow]

meh the nordic one has good stuff occasionally

[wide bough]

Everyone collectively kicking Hungary’s shins is never not funny

[molten meteor]

Basically cheems equivilents of 2B4U

[molten meteor]

NOW YOU LISTEN HERE

MIKOLOS HORTHY

WAS A PERFECT ADMIRAL OF THE DANUBE NAVY

[wide bough]

[molten meteor]

HE DESERVED TO SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS

[vivid marsh]

rarely, but true

[wide bough]

anyway I must sleep it’s late

gn cha t

[heady crow]

prolly funnier to me since im nordic

[molten meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-demoman-team-fortress2-tf2-expiration-date-gif-21883563

[heavy halo]

Just sent the most banger tweet

Its gonna blowup ik it

[solar obsidian]

link

[heady crow]

real

[heavy halo]

https://twitter.com/coffeeisgood6/status/1610424205966729216?s=46&t=NYJwJdnvuQNV9MC2YfJnVA

Lief (@CoffeeIsGood6)

How is there fat poor people. Maybe if you laid off the donuts and burgers you’d have some $$$

Twitter · Jan 3, 2023, 11:53 PM

[pastel quartz]

we dont need to see you

[pastel quartz]

wwwwwsparkling water

[heady crow]

sparkling water is mid

[pastel quartz]

blocked

alcohol drinker

[pastel quartz]

dddddddddd

[heady crow]

i mainly drink still spring water

got one nearby

[solar obsidian]

keep making more

p!avatar maja

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for maja#5136

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[solar obsidian]

p!avatar @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for Miroslav#5056

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[solar obsidian]

its good ima yoink it

[heady crow]

p!avatar @solar obsidian

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for Delight#5521

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[solar obsidian]

i stole it from ivan

[heady crow]

p!avatar @stone blade

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for Ivan_5kov#3948

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[heady crow]

so it would seem

[pastel quartz]

wtf ror referenc

[woeful lance]

i did that with my ferrets when they were babies and they kept stealing each others food

[heavy halo]

Was my tweet a banger

[pastel quartz]

@lyric bough whats catcore

[heady crow]

sounds like breakcore but with cat sound samples

[lyric bough]

This

[heady crow]

now what the fuck is orbcore

[heady crow]

i want your fyp

wtf

[pastel quartz]

oh, thats actually nice

[solar obsidian]

every animalcore

[lyric bough]

@pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

cute

[solar obsidian]

camel

[heady crow]

🐫

[surreal smelt]

POV: My Stalker hallucinates after having his arms an legs crippled

[solar obsidian]

me almost everyday

[plucky void]

dead chat

[narrow briar]

deadass

so what interesting are you gonna tell me omnis

omnious

[solar obsidian]

silent treatment

[quartz saffron]

[solar obsidian]

now a word from our sponsor - Nord VPN

[quartz saffron]

Porn sites might as well block Louisiana IPs because why bother going through a government verification system

[quartz saffron]

So much for less government overreach in these red states

[solar obsidian]

society

[warped elm]

imagine living in a shit country

[quartz saffron]

imagine living in a shit state, you mean

[warped elm]

usa is shit in general,be quiet burgerman

[quartz saffron]

okay europoor

[warped elm]

tell me about your minimal wage

and working hours

and workers rights

[quartz saffron]

I live in california, so its probably the best out of the country

[warped elm]

L

[quartz saffron]

compared to these other shitty states

[warped elm]

mf rly living in california and saying its good

[quartz saffron]

where you live then?

[warped elm]

europe

[quartz saffron]

lmao

stay cold

[heavy peak]

Cold?

[quartz saffron]

imagine still relying on ruski gas

[warped elm]

its not cold

[heavy peak]

M8 i have window open

[warped elm]

its 14 degrees

[quartz saffron]

not freedom units

sorry can't compute

[warped elm]

retard units*

[quartz saffron]

if you want we can do a pissing contest about how shitty our countries are

[quartz saffron]

but mods might be mad

because ya know, its a easy scape goat to shit in murica for everything

[warped elm]

theyre allways mad

yes it is

and its funny

[quartz saffron]

sure

which european country you from?

[warped elm]

all

[quartz saffron]

well if you too embarrassed to say it, i understand

[warped elm]

no im not

i just dont want to get shot

by a obese man in a wheelchair

[quartz saffron]

sounds like excuses to me

An obese man from united states can't even fly to europe because he needs more than 2 seats

[warped elm]

ever heard of the storage units

[heavy peak]

Remember in the early 2000 when teachers told us to not reveal our location in the chat or other places?

[quartz saffron]

there are weight limits to planes, ya know

[quartz saffron]

i mean how small is your country? is it really that easy to figure out where you are?

[warped elm]

80.800795, 49.575334

[heavy peak]

Luckily we get confused with another country, that they act as a decoy

[warped elm]

where i live

[uncut obsidian]

aint no way

[languid rapids]

hello degen pit. hows it going today

[quartz saffron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/723666208284606496/1046867133671411752/Image.gif

not much

[sullen ermine]

alex is a wise african american

[languid rapids]

nice nice

[narrow briar]

I've just dreamt of dying. Not the most pleasant experience overall.

[quartz saffron]

how did you die in your dream?

[languid rapids]

i had a dream about dying. I flew around after being shot out of my body. then I woke up falling into my bed. turns out I was just standing up in my sleep. I dont do that anymore thankfully

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/out-of-body-dr-strange-gif-13358076

[languid rapids]

it was kinda like that

[narrow briar]

Hard to describe. More like, the proccess I guess? Not many specifics. The feeling of being abandoned by everyone else and then just letting my body just calmly... stop.

[quartz saffron]

kinda reminded me long time ago where I dreamt i fell off a waterfall, but in real life i just fell out of my bed

[quartz saffron]

damn, was it related to something you were doing prior? Or was it a total random occurance you had that type of dream

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/andrewbloch/status/1609882681105317894?s=46&t=nfnCAwk58LmeZ5-HS4B7hQ

Andrew Bloch (@AndrewBloch)

Happy New Year to the ad agency who are about to get fired. 🤦‍♂️👉

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Twitter · Jan 2, 2023, 12:01 PM

[narrow briar]

well actually that was more like daydreaming (am pulling an allnighter right now and i kinda blacked out) but i think it's just a general "this is my life" feeling clothed in a rough equivalent of a scene from some movie or series i watched recently, i think

[languid rapids]

I loled alot

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/848613097190850620/Whos_this.mp4

[narrow briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/223511295431933953/1060018054077108305/v12044gd0000cedmp3jc77u2vbs3alhg.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

I had alot of dreams which all ended in me falling from these staircases in multi-storey residential buildings in different ways (in one of them one set of stairs will just disappear and I would fall down, in another one the stairs became slippery and I started sliding down at mach 5, in another one I fell down into this small gap in between the stairs)

[narrow briar]

ah yes soviet staircases

I used to have a lot of dreams where I was laying down on train tracks and my body was basically paralyzed

[uncut obsidian]

I've read something about it and apparently it happens when your teeth get swapped while you're dreaming

Like, you know, young teeth get replaces by the strong ones

[narrow briar]

losing yer milk teeth you mean

[uncut obsidian]

That's my brain's way of visualising teeth pain lol

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[dapper charm]

I remember having a dream where I was in a some old hotel in California with a stairway similar to those and the actual room floors would turn to gelatin or tilt sideways and collapse and people were just, like, going about their standard routines in these dilapidated rooms. Like one of my buddies was just chilling on a bed that was on an overhang with no support and the floor around it had fallen through. Shit was wild.

Maybe it was THE hotel California

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1060026193853821039/trim.22313314-1619-4E5A-9776-E48DCABE3F7D.mov

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/09839DpTctU

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-roblox-funny-meme-danganronpa-gif-20594669

[languid rapids]

https://youtu.be/NeIR4-bxpuA

[plucky void]

simp

[fading shuttle]

cant even count her daddy issues on two hands, course im simping

[plucky void]

she's Florida Woman

don't.

[fading shuttle]

what a helluva way to die

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

[reef anchor]

imp

[grizzled meadow]

mp

_ _

[plucky void]

https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl/status/1609304331001405443

Aella (@Aella_Girl)

My 2022 in stats! Image is my mood each day

And some # - how many times I ___ this year:

went outside: 222
pooped: 194
socialized: 165
worked: 137
took adderall: 126
drank alcohol: 118
danced: 64
had sex: 63
cried: 59
wrote: 51
gamed: 44
had a good meal: 42
showered: 37
1/

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Twitter · Dec 31, 2022, 9:43 PM

had sex: 63
showered: 37

[uncut obsidian]

(and maja in the background)

[grizzled meadow]

Cap

If I have to I will

[pastel quartz]

did someone play pathfinder here

[pastel quartz]

omg yess

[pastel quartz]

atreus is much cuter irl

[hushed marsh]

free gas

[undone wave]

The crown sheet has failed
I have died in a boiler explosion

[uncut obsidian]

what the fuck are these faces

this makes me uncomfortable

[hushed marsh]

Gas leak faces

[uncut obsidian]

what
the fuck

[undone wave]

That's the player's Battlebit

[sullen ermine]

i am gonna use this as my pfp

[hidden path]

g,ood morning

[wide bough]

ProStreet was peak video games

Elden Ring and HL2 ain’t got shit

[crimson flame]

honestly amazing how she counted everything

[woeful lance]

my mother used to ask me for money for shit and promise to pay me back and then when i asked for my money back months later she'd do pretty much this

[warm fossil]

had the best dream in me life

where I didn't dream at all

[undone wave]

Prozac Induced Spider Dream™️

[warm fossil]

I just closed my eyes and it was 10 AM when I opened them

[warm fossil]

now that is a nightmare

the worst kind

I'd die on the spot from a heart attack with my arachnophobia

[warm fossil]

oh god

[grizzled meadow]

ALEX

[tame hazel]

رجل مبكي

[tame hazel]

he used to be my main, now its horizon

[grizzled meadow]

p!translate EN رجل مبكي

[foggy mantle]

Original

رجل مبكي

English

Crying man

[tame hazel]

its actually the wrong translation

رجل مضحك is funny man
رجل مبكي is like a sad man
or depressing man

[zinc compass]

كرات

[tame hazel]

كرات

@wide bough you arab؟

yooo you play ultrakill

[wide bough]

No I’m Serb
I was just given Arabic nicknames by a friendgroup and stuck with it

[tame hazel]

oh lol

[pastel quartz]

not apex legends u normie twat

respectfully

[wide bough]

sadly I don’t know much Arabic, just the words my friends throw at me

[pastel quartz]

Pathfinder - Wrath of the Righteous

[tame hazel]

i know im just messing with you lmao

[pastel quartz]

ill punh u

[wide bough]

#🎪bruh-fart activity

[tame hazel]

its fine, you domt have to

[wide bough]

Знам српски, али то је непопуларан језик

That was definitely full of grammatical errors but whatever

[zinc compass]

https://tenor.com/view/door-disassembly-door-breakdown-breaking-door-door-gif-20313531

[tame hazel]

this is SOOOO funny

[zinc compass]

Taliban losing thier only supply of woman

[tame hazel]

holy fuck

[grim radish]

https://youtu.be/NKqzUDd4TYQ

[pastel quartz]

cute

[errant river]

بيسد

[tame hazel]

🥺

[orchid robin]

Its nice that my entire gaming setup can be packed into a bag in 5 mins

[ruby minnow]

valve quality

[errant river]

That is much cooler than nasa setups

[tame hazel]

as if i leave my room to begin with

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/its-kinda-conchfusing-conchfusing-its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-its-actually-very-clampicated-gif-26109078

[errant river]

Would still love to pimp my room in a specific theme

[orchid robin]

[ruby minnow]

well my setups main theme is blue

the fans of the PC are blue keyboard lights are blue mouses light is blue and i got blue LED lights on my desk

its kinda blue

[errant river]

Very nice

[orchid robin]

Me dying in siege with the pink montagne skin

[errant river]

Camo skins tho

[ruby minnow]

man i had 1200 worth of skins in cs

then i sold all of them and bought games

greatest investment of all time

[errant river]

Best choice

[ruby minnow]

but still those games cannot bring me some bitches

[errant river]

Cs is more of a skin black market than a game at this point

[ruby minnow]

yeah like many people have it for skins

[heavy peak]

Cs skin value has dropped significantly

[ruby minnow]

because some skins cost like 100k in dollars

[heavy peak]

So even as a black market it kinda sucks now

[ruby minnow]

like the most expensive selling of CSGO

is 800k

mf you can buy yourself a house and a good car with that

[errant river]

Who would prefer that over a pimped out car

[ruby minnow]

royal members

[tame halo]

CS source is the best, no crappy skins or stickers

[ruby minnow]

a royal member from Qatar has

like

i guess a 1 mil inventory

or 3 mil

[errant river]

He probably still has a pimped out car

[ruby minnow]

i was a pretty nerd back in the day about skins

and do you know who controls the cs skin market?

Chinese of course

the main site that sells all the expensive skins

is a chinese site

i forgot its name

[errant river]

Damn

Tencent is Chinese too

[ruby minnow]

like there is one guy i know

he has a pretty rare knife

[errant river]

It's not them grabbing mad cash that's sad it's that it works on the player base

[ruby minnow]

one youtuber said my friend offers 1.5 million dollars

the guy said no to that

[errant river]

Dawg

Bro's standards won the space race

[ruby minnow]

of course they don't just transfer these millions

its all on crypto

so yeah

this market is crazy man

[errant river]

That's cool, problem is i am immensely broke in the physical world

https://tenor.com/view/meevin-melvin-hes-coming-321-run-gif-26186363

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[errant river]

Loving these marine life puns

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-its-as-shrimple-as-that-not-so-shrimple-elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-gif-26027466

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/piwo-piwko-piweczko-piwunio-kocham-gif-24117672

[pastel quartz]

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/grimace-cat-grimace-cat-cats-cat-fun-gif-17582724

[errant river]

Baby Meevin

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-fish-fish-fun-gif-23378481

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pWC-4dx3Q0

[ruby minnow]

oh my god

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok

[orchid robin]

Water drinker?

[warm fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850870543937962064/1059997920885215232/trim.9D833D88-9217-485C-ACF8-565F913EF872.mp4

[pastel quartz]

not real

[narrow lotus]

p!mute @runic sorrel 12h bad political meme , read #📄rules

[foggy mantle]

@runic sorrel has been muted for 12 hours.

[narrow lotus]

Damn budgies

They never behave

[orchid robin]

What did he post

She spilled milk right?

Tbf you can literally see it

[lime dew]

me when reptilian hunt showdown:

[lime dew]

mogi

[proven crown]

The inquisition has determined that you are sus, and must be ejected from the Imperium, lest you vent your vile treachery.

[midnight tree]

no you won't

[orchid robin]

A scientist suit with the arm sleeves ripped off……..yeah thats smart

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/620576156613345310/1060039252290850888/IHP6qGu.png?width=421&height=662

[crude laurel]

a real man hydrate himselfs with vodka for radiation resistance

by the way nice to see you again @orchid robin

[orchid robin]

You too

Currently at the airport

[crude laurel]

leaving country permanently or just a vacation?

[lusty sonnet]

Me too

[crude laurel]

if i remember right yesterday you had a really harsh political ventillation

[orchid robin]

I came into the country for vacation

Now im leaving

[orchid robin]

That was nothing

Trust me

[crude laurel]

into which? if I don't offend you

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-chef-politics-gif-21257699

[orchid robin]

If aldo didnt warn us then can you?

[orchid robin]

Came to poland, going back to greece

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know what happened and I don't know if he saw what happened

[orchid robin]

He is omnipresent

[crude laurel]

and dutyer was really polite and didnt harmed noones feelings

[crude laurel]

we where in poland to just a few weeks before to see the snow with the kids

[midnight tree]

femboy fishing episode 9 moment

[orchid robin]

I came to poland the same day all that snow melted and a heatwave came

[midnight tree]

i got hella snow today

it's fuckin pouring down

[orchid robin]

Get out of the mens lockers

[crude laurel]

we were in Zakopane, really nice place blyatiful enviroment

[orchid robin]

I heard its really nice

Never been there

[crude laurel]

the houses, the city the people are 10/10

[orchid robin]

Im glad you have a nice experience

Had

Hope the next 6 years that i plan to spend in poland will also be that good

[crude laurel]

we will go there again im afraid

[orchid robin]

Afraid?

[solar obsidian]

my account was hacked

[orchid robin]

“Oh wow i loved the place and people…….but the bastards are forcing me to go there again “

[crude laurel]

yes, because im the one wo have to organize and provide everything

[orchid robin]

Oh right

Yeah holidays are not usually fun for the organizer

[crude laurel]

"da stress"

[orchid robin]

Where are the invites to suspicious nsfw servers then, hmmmmm?

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-paranoid-gif-4974019

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/mutual-handshake-servers-hololive-armpits-gif-23962012

[solar obsidian]

good morning and goodbye

[orchid robin]

Goodbye

Oh my boarding group will be departing soon

See you all in 2 hours and 40 minutes

And maybe 53 seconds

And when 2 pigeons shit on a pedestrian, i shall be there

[crude laurel]

have a nice flight and take care @orchid robin

[orchid robin]

I will let you know if i crashed

[crude laurel]

i hope so 😄

[pastel quartz]

foreigner ukrainian knocked on my dor, all alone girl probably looking for a ukrainian shelter and i couldnt help because mf speaks ukrainian and my dogs were barking so loud that i couldnt hear shit

[lusty sonnet]

We getting invites now?

[ocean pulsar]

https://twitter.com/0nAsian/status/1610129406642778112

(Aon)AsianOnOccasion🦖 (@0nAsian)

borzoi the rock #BOCCHISWEEP

Likes

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509

Twitter · Jan 3, 2023, 4:22 AM

gg

[midnight tree]

literally me

[ruby minnow]

goofy dog

[ocean pulsar]

borzoi dogs are just someone seeing sock puppets and being like yeah I want hose goat to run

and then they elongate mantis dog

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/big-snoopa-borzoi-gif-18488820

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/the-feast-borzoi-big-snoopa-long-nose-dog-long-snout-dog-gif-25943263

[midnight tree]

zoibor

[ocean pulsar]

zoiborzoiborzoiborzoiborzoiborzoibor

[ocean pulsar]

is it true

that you like-the-touch-with-the-sorting-algorithms

.mp4

[hidden path]

gwood morning

[midnight tree]

cowfee

[pastel quartz]

not good morning my dai is already ruined

[hidden path]

Wha happened

[pastel quartz]

some ukrainian girl trespassed on my property, opened the fence, knocked on the door just to ask for help, probably asking for a shelter or where ukraine is
and i couldnt understand shit, couldnt help :asdge:

[hidden path]

:(

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/944709788569309214/965787036982341692/11486C05-CAF2-4D3F-99E2-9EE222ADB814.gif

[pastel quartz]

hes ugly

[midnight tree]

sound like a you problem

[fading shuttle]

He is based, one of the good ones

[hidden path]

I'd beat him

[ocean pulsar]

I know it's satire but this entire bio is just a paradox

[pastel quartz]

it isnt satire

[midnight tree]

it's actually maja

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[pastel quartz]

no, ew

my hair is fluffy

i odnt look like 70s bob

[ocean pulsar]

if it isn't your then why are you so convicted that it's not satire

[pastel quartz]

i know him

[ocean pulsar]

sure like how I shook hands with lincoln

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/devious-lick-diabolical-lick-monke-lick-tiktok-gif-23123505

[uncut obsidian]

@slate crown speak

[slate crown]

coc

[pastel quartz]

coc

[uncut obsidian]

speak now

c'mon @slate crown why aren't you talking

[slate crown]

now that i did not expect

[uncut obsidian]

looks like you can't have your muted role now huh

[slate crown]

who says i can't

[uncut obsidian]

i mean

you can but do you want to

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1060149545952092231/20210301_090010.jpg

[pastel quartz]

crossbreed

[slate crown]

mf i ain't yo guinea pig to be experimented on

[uncut obsidian]

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/yoinky-sploinky-jerma-jerma985-yoinky-sploinky-gif-22804720

[slate crown]

just give me back my role the correct prioritization this time

[uncut obsidian]

ok ok you asked

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[uncut obsidian]

ok you won't be tortured anymore

[slate crown]

mod abuse

can't have shit in detroit

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-gif-23500912

[grizzled meadow]

@uncut obsidian I demand Pango to have muted and exile

[uncut obsidian]

then he won't be able to speak

[grizzled meadow]

Fix it

[uncut obsidian]

You mean "break it"?

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/take-it-back-arnold-schwarzeegger-angry-gif-14193165

[slate crown]

he just switched the roles around

[uncut obsidian]

nah, it was simpler than that

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1018842321049112620/1060009602906869830/Y2Mate.is_-_Schizophrenic_Lifting_Content-ieejNOESjrY-1080p-1654906222796.mov

[midnight tree]

literally me

[remote vine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1055027138065092640/1056802885301715024/maxwell.gif

Man boot camp is boring as fuck

[pastel quartz]

wtf how did u do that pfp

[remote vine]

Discord nitro

Apparently it’s still Christmas

[pastel quartz]

o cute

[midnight tree]

based

[midnight tree]

yeah das me

[atomic horizon]

help me

[slate crown]

that mf definitely looks like he has dementia

[atomic horizon]

im installing gamma

this is so long

[slate crown]

why

do they always ask the brainlets in brainfart

[atomic horizon]

literally me

[slate crown]

[atomic horizon]

spooky poopy

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-funny-face-skull-spin-gif-26635777

[slate crown]

jim carrey

[remote vine]

Apparently I missed the payday 3 teaser

And it’s supposed to come out this year

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1057806841876316201/spinning_skull_with_guitar_riff_at_the_end.mp4

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/XpWqe13pJ6M

holy fuck he's not lying

pls bring back bain as the president

[digital quartz]

does that mean support for Payday 2 is finally ending ?

after like 100 years ?

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/fWnVjcKp2x0

this isn't payday 3 wtf

lying mfs

[remote vine]

No gameplay trailer yet

We wait

[hidden path]

gonna eat crack rocks today

[slate crown]

share

[midnight tree]

put crack in your crack

[slate crown]

the Miami special

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240195284695646209/916403284275761222/fortunate_son.mp4

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-meme-gif-cry-about-it-meme-cry-about-it-cum-about-it-cum-gif-24391636

[abstract path]

Damn

[solar obsidian]

hello

happy bday

[digital quartz]

happy birthday

damn you are pretty coherent for a 4 year old

[abstract path]

Bro how old have u gotten

17?

[midnight tree]

4

[vital summit]

Fuck you

👍

[abstract path]

Broooo

Congrats

[midnight tree]

corn gats

[abstract path]

[solar obsidian]

goverment drone days*

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1060161124177293332/IMG-20230102-WA0004.png

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/gale-tornado-gif-26245006

[pastel quartz]

ew theres no way u have birthday on the same day as me

[crimson flame]

[midnight tree]

penus weenus

[hidden path]

have good day everyone

[midnight tree]

nay

[urban ocean]

Average radio jockey intro song