🎪bruh-fart

[rose ferry]

nothing to worry about

[orchid robin]

Thank god i got out of that phase

[midnight tree]

man i wanna get into a phase with a gf tbh

[solar obsidian]

flirting with men?

[heavy halo]

me

[midnight tree]

i could probably invite someone to work and nobody would know about it

wink wink

[crimson flame]

damn

[orchid robin]

Everyone

[crimson flame]

you probably will get fired if someone know

and cctvs maybe exist

[midnight tree]

i'm quitting tomorrow

[crimson flame]

oh

[solar obsidian]

since when flirting is a phase

[midnight tree]

and nobody checks the cameras

i should know

i am a guard at my job

[orchid robin]

I mean excessive flirting

[solar obsidian]

ah, yeah, thats a problem

[midnight tree]

i'll show you excessive, big boy

[ocean pulsar]

brainfart is very horny today

[orchid robin]

Listen i dont have any standards but security guard is lower than even my standards

[solar obsidian]

that's nothing

[crimson flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/442197449201942528/1057854077695967232/1665447558449_178c19e7cccb63026591a7142d5846c224a4c24e693b18067ed5bec686d40382_1-1.mp4

[solar obsidian]

damn. olive slave is better than a sec guard?

[midnight tree]

this is very hurtful

[orchid robin]

You meet more men in the first one

[midnight tree]

on saturday my job will be to do nothing

[orchid robin]

Alright now thats a bit better

[midnight tree]

my job is already doing nothing tbh

i just need to show up

[crimson flame]

some of the nicest men i met are security guards lol
since they mostly do nothing, they became very good at talking

or they're mostly bored and they will talk to you first out of their boredom

[midnight tree]

once i met a guy that claimed to be a reincarnation of jesus

when i was guarding a train station

[solar obsidian]

it must be fun being a guard with dementia

[crimson flame]

did you arrest him

[midnight tree]

no

[ocean pulsar]

did you do horse noises to scare him off

[solar obsidian]

you cant arrest jesus, @crimson flame

[ocean pulsar]

did you claim to be the roman authorities

[midnight tree]

he just talked to me about how the illuminati sent monks to all the mountain peaks on earth to meditate the working class to death so they could grow more powerful

[warm fossil]

he's right, you know

[crimson flame]

you can if you try hard enough

[solar obsidian]

but hes a demi-god

[crimson flame]

i want to smoke whatever this man smoked

[orchid robin]

Damn and here i thought we needed to fix the system

Time to kill some monks on mountains i guess

[midnight tree]

real

i was trying so hard not to laugh

and when he finished and left another guy came up to me and told me i was very professional for not laughing at him

then we laughed at him together

[orchid robin]

What you did was very mature and professional…….now lets laugh our asses off at this clown

[midnight tree]

yes

[midnight tree]

also had the task of staying at the train station to make some fat guy who jerked off in public outta the train station

we're talking american levels of fat here

he had a belly hanging down to his knees

[solar obsidian]

he couldnt see what hes grabbing there

[warm fossil]

good lord

[orchid robin]

How could they tell he was jacking off

[midnight tree]

bruh nobody had ever actually seen his dick but everyone knew he jerked off

[solar obsidian]

[midnight tree]

he was putting his hands down his pants and going to town

all i did was stare at him until he left

then he came back after a while thinking i had left

[orchid robin]

Maybe he had a mustard stain that was really hard to get off

[midnight tree]

so i just stared at him again until he left once more

[solar obsidian]

what a view

[orchid robin]

The ambiguity, is he touching his dick? Does he still have a dick?

[midnight tree]

then we had another fella who tried to hide on the toilet all the time

a crack addict or sumn

we called him quasimodo because he was hunchpilled as fuck

anyways

can't recommend working nightshifts

that shit sucks

you get all the weirdos

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907804235540885518/1057945373324357723/whos_an_edgy_boy.jpg

[ocean pulsar]

[amber marsh]

[midnight tree]

need me a woman to talk to me like i'm an actual imbecile

[amber marsh]

Lmao

[ocean pulsar]

need me a woman to talk to me like i'm an actual imbecile

[midnight tree]

real

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-gif-24964437

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-shrek-hello-chat-hi-good-morning-gif-24689866

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/dekuscrub-deku_scrub-deku-scrub-zelda-gif-26562098

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/hellocrab-gif-24343732

[crimson flame]

I actually like doing night shifts but it was a data entry job, not a guard job

The sleep schedule flip still fuck me up, though not as bad as the others

My coworkers literally look like a zombie after a week of night shifts

[warm fossil]

greetings

[crimson flame]

I felt fine even after 2++ weeks

[ocean pulsar]

nice

[amber marsh]

Haii

[narrow lotus]

hello

[amber marsh]

Heyo Iedy, hru and how did u sleep?

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/amogus-mods-modsareasleep-discord-meme-gif-23110527

[amber marsh]

Lmao

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[amber marsh]

Lmao

Greek moment

[gaunt trout]

Don't lie

[amber marsh]

OPEN THE NOOR

[lusty sonnet]

[gaunt trout]

But ok

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-gif-24509245

[amber marsh]

Oh god

[uncut obsidian]

epicly

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[gaunt trout]

@solar obsidian 🍻 good job

[solar obsidian]

🍻

[solar obsidian]

[solar obsidian]

what am i looking at

[solar obsidian]

wild bio

[midnight tree]

my sleep schedule is still fucked even though i quit nightshifts over a month ago

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/VDu-8pAuMms

[severe flicker]

lol wut

[gaunt trout]

Zaza

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/ep6gJ4ONJkw

[steady trellis]

[rose ferry]

used to work night shifts, can confirm

[amber marsh]

Gaben Noll

[midnight tree]

you get weirdos both day and night when you work at a brothel

[amber marsh]

Ayo?!!?!?!?111

[rose ferry]

silence you ho

[gaunt trout]

Did you mean alo?

https://youtu.be/hPiNgAtxTuE

[midnight tree]

everyone needs a good wheezing laughter

[gaunt trout]

He kissed homie for goodnight

[midnight tree]

so you're saying DNA can predict gender?

that's very somethingphobic of you

[stone blade]

Good morning chat

[midnight tree]

go back to bed

sleepyhead

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/heyzzy-mods-cry-to-mods-annoying-bitch-stfu-gif-25951942

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

is there a phobia for phobias?

it would be kinda meta to be afraid of being afraid

[solar obsidian]

yes its hate speech, haven't you read the #📄rules ???

[midnight tree]

i'm illiterale

this is very offensive to me since i can't read

[solar obsidian]

you have to be soulless and not to be afraid of anything here

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/discordian-discord-brick-hill-discordia-nba-youngboy-gif-25717262

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/heyzzy-mods-cry-to-mods-annoying-bitch-stfu-gif-25951942

[midnight tree]

these streets aint no joke

[solar obsidian]

the rules are breaking the rules

[midnight tree]

please ban #📄rules

[fading shuttle]

it is against the rules to break the rules

[solar obsidian]

p!report #📄rules hate speech

!1984

[split canyon]

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[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1055853568332152852/cum.gif

[amber marsh]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[solar obsidian]

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1605309707954147331/pu/vid/608x1080/wO2rRvvMAnfo9K-I.mp4?tag=12

[amber marsh]

LMAO

What game is that?!

[hidden path]

passed out yesterday

it was spooky

[amber marsh]

Awe, slept well after that at least?

[hidden path]

nah

barely slept

flu sucks

[amber marsh]

D:

Bro you know what toy need to sleep better?

[midnight tree]

vibrator

[amber marsh]

A significant other to cuddle with while you sleep

Or what he said

[hidden path]

I'm not coughing in someone's throat

[solar obsidian]

idk i stole this from twitter

[amber marsh]

Awe

[amber marsh]

You can be little spoon and looking away

[uncut obsidian]

it's an ad

[solar obsidian]

mobile game huh

[amber marsh]

Ahh

[solar obsidian]

let him embrace his virginity

[amber marsh]

Every man must know what being the little spoon is like to appreciate what it means to be the big spoon

Why in the absolute fuck does a whole fucking main road smell like used condoms

Wtf

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933402198564548648/977366728306745394/bruhhhh_bruhhhh_bruh.gif

[amber marsh]

Dam bro I wish

I'd be selling mad feet pics for hella money if I had a physique like that

[solar obsidian]

dont let your dreams be dreams

[hidden path]

bought chicken soup

[amber marsh]

best soup there is

[eager igloo]

You know nothing about soups bruh

[grizzled meadow]

Just

Do it

[solar obsidian]

yesterday you said tommorow

now - just do it

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/pc-installation-gif-26338721

[midnight tree]

yesterday i said the n word

[solar obsidian]

n||ice||

[grizzled meadow]

N||evada||

[ocean pulsar]

La zona cinquant­uno

[hidden path]

I just need something to eat and my stomach is upset

soup it is

[grizzled meadow]

You mean area

[ocean pulsar]

[eager quest]

ni||ce ca||r

[midnight tree]

n||penis||r

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/moderator-gif-23608962

[grizzled meadow]

Seriously who thought this was a good idea

[stone blade]

I got 2 wally west the flash
lets go

[vivid marsh]

unironically my fav ice cream lmao

[grizzled meadow]

Well yes it does look good

[vivid marsh]

it is good

[ocean pulsar]

sweden

[eager quest]

man do i hate naggers

[ocean pulsar]

the entirety of collective sweedish society deemed nogger and a perfectly adequate name for a tasty refreshing treat

[vivid marsh]

"don't be a nagger" -tyler "ninja" blevins

[solar obsidian]

ninja approves

[amber marsh]

Ikr? They keep nagging all the time smh

[grizzled meadow]

But it's something from Algida, and Algida is italian

[ocean pulsar]

ong?

[grizzled meadow]

I swear

[vivid marsh]

Sweden also decided this was a good idea

[midnight tree]

swedeoid

[amber marsh]

Why put it in a dish??

[midnight tree]

get out, this is a norwaychad server

[amber marsh]

Lmao

[vivid marsh]

shit ass sweden

[hidden path]

That soup felt good

[midnight tree]

cum soup

[hidden path]

Need to go to doctor again to get a work stop thing

[midnight tree]

prescription soup

[hidden path]

At least now I know that passing out feels fucking awful

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/851234086198706257/1055588268743327825/pills.gif

[hidden path]

me but penises

[heavy halo]

😟

[vivid marsh]

vroom vroom

[lusty sonnet]

[hidden path]

I'm slightly better than yesterday

at least there's that

[narrow lotus]

goo day

[narrow lotus]

528i for 500 Eur , where do i buy it

that engine alone is 1k+

[vivid marsh]

facebook marketplace

[abstract path]

Guys

What is a game that camebout in 2022 that u enjoyed?

[orchid robin]

I dont play any recent gamea

Games

[plucky void]

what was even released this year

[orchid robin]

Gow ragnarok

[digital quartz]

does released from early access count ?

[orchid robin]

And thats about it i think

[plucky void]

from the list google shows me, I haven't played anything

[digital quartz]

otherwise, Sifu was pretty sick

[plucky void]

unless Warzone 2.0 counts

[ocean pulsar]

I played AoM that came out 20 years ago that was pretty good

not exactly recent though

[plucky void]

stuff I'd be interested in playing:
Elden Ring, Horizon Forbidden West (after I play Zero Dawn), Sifu, Tunic, Gran Turismo 7 (if I had a PS5), Metal Hellsinger, Tactics Ogre Reborn and Crisis Core Reunion

also

[midnight tree]

i look sexy as fuck in the mirror but when i try to take a picture of myself i look like a crack addict

[plucky void]

Epic gave this away for free earlier this year

[digital quartz]

its the camera flash

[midnight tree]

bro i never have that shit on

[digital quartz]

then I might have bad news for you

your camera is clearly cursed

[solar obsidian]

camera is jealous

[urban ocean]

Elden Bling

[digital quartz]

do you guys have any cool new years eve plans ?

[urban ocean]

Just visiting my dad

[abstract path]

Idfk dude

Bullshit das wat

[urban ocean]

I did the NYC thing back in 2008

Never again

[midnight tree]

i'm gonna sit in silence it's gonna be so epic!

[abstract path]

Another elden ring?

[digital quartz]

yeah if Ninja isnt there I dont want it either

[abstract path]

In 2022?

Impossible

[orchid robin]

English plz?

Oh nvm i just didnt read it right

[abstract path]

Lmao

[ocean pulsar]

tomorrow gonna be the 10th anniversary of my steam account apparently

[digital quartz]

wall staring stream ?

[urban ocean]

According to my steam replay, the only games that existed in 2022 were Elden Ring, Monster Hunter Sunbreak and Darktide

[midnight tree]

you stabbed someone?

[abstract path]

I was gonna write a whole paragraph to that xD

[abstract path]

I wish i could play elden ring tbh

[orchid robin]

Who is stopping you

[midnight tree]

stare at deez nuts

[abstract path]

It isn't necessary anymore

[urban ocean]

No. It was cold, expensive, cramped (I was in Time Square right where the ball dropped) and I spent most of the time worried about my wallet being stolen

Do not recommend

[digital quartz]

🔎 where ?

[abstract path]

More like

Which ones

[urban ocean]

Staying in your living room and watching the twilight zone marathon right after the ball drop is where it's at

[midnight tree]

i've already seen the balls of two server members here

[plucky void]

oh right Darktide released this year as well. Dunno why Google didn't list it

I played the 'technical beta' and... yeeeeeeeeeeeah

also, I have to send this again

oh right, Stranger of Paradise (aka I WANNA KILL CHAOS) released this year

I'm insanely interested in playing that

[digital quartz]

was that the game in the ff 15 engine ?

[plucky void]

no, that's Forspoken I think

not released yet, but a demo is available on PS5

I was impressed to learn that Forspoken was not UE5

it has so many generic UE5 particle effects

it basically looks like "UE5 tech demo: the game"

I'm trying to look up Stranger of Paradise's engine but there's no info about it, apparently

[midnight tree]

i find the unreal engine very real

[plucky void]

I'm guessing it's a modified Nioh engine because there are a shitton of similarities

[orchid robin]

For real

[solar obsidian]

why is it named unreal if it looks real

[digital quartz]

false advertising

[ocean pulsar]

because it's unreal how real it looks

[hot solstice]

unreal

[solar obsidian]

but it looks real

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791497362388156456/1051701545386917898/togif.gif

[midnight tree]

only emoji i have ever used on my phone is the thumbs up one

i would be a great dad

[digital quartz]

dont you text bitches ?

[solar obsidian]

lol

[hot solstice]

bitches get a 👍

and nothing else

[midnight tree]

you clearly don't know me that well

[digital quartz]

Im sorry for assuming brother

[fading shuttle]

Stalcraft, though i dunno if it counts cus this was just the steam release, games been out since 2013ish ive heard

[abstract path]

Hell.

How do you even get it?

[orchid robin]

Money?

[abstract path]

I seen you can't get it through steam

[digital quartz]

nah its free

[fading shuttle]

its a free game you get through steam

cease your conspiracies german

[solar obsidian]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1818450/STALCRAFT/

Steam

STALCRAFT

STALCRAFT is a game in the MMOFPS genre with Survival Horror elements. It combines an open world, RPG and a dynamic shooter component.GameplayMost of the time the player spends in the open world of the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. Locations are filled with all kinds of PvP and PvE-activities, beloved by fans of Stalker: search for artifacts, mutant...

▶ Play video

[midnight tree]

you can get deez nuts for free

[abstract path]

I already have some

But i kinda fed them to the dogs

[orchid robin]

Sell them and buy more

[fading shuttle]

always knew crystal was into bestiality

[midnight tree]

buy high, sell low

[fading shuttle]

like getting your nuts eaten by dogs

[solar obsidian]

how much does a nut pay?

[abstract path]

1k

[digital quartz]

2 moneys

[orchid robin]

5 bajillion moneybucks

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1057989151951167498/STlbmtDsBsy9pJak.mp4

[solar obsidian]

animal abuse

[ocean pulsar]

grr

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/heyzzy-mods-cry-to-mods-annoying-bitch-stfu-gif-25951942

[uncut obsidian]

??

[solar obsidian]

dont bother

[abstract path]

Just, nvm

[fading shuttle]

i remember the first couple of days when the game released

The NPM (nwords per minute) in the chat was so high

then the mods clamped down

[uncut obsidian]

what's NPM

oH

[ocean pulsar]

[digital quartz]

🤔

[solar obsidian]

n/min

[fading shuttle]

i immediately realized NPM was an acronym only me and a small group of friends knew

[digital quartz]

Madirex baiting people into a warning

[uncut obsidian]

only a warning?

[digital quartz]

🤷‍♂️ im a good boy idk the punishments

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m753dtpfMy0

[midnight tree]

yeah i'm a good boy too

i don't know what happens to bad boys

[fading shuttle]

my lawyer has advised me not to describe what nature of boy i am

[edgy abyss]

Tomboy

[fading shuttle]

i am not a femoid

[orchid robin]

Second tomboy?

[eager igloo]

A what

[plucky void]

it's a kind of cryptid

[fading shuttle]

women didnt exist as part of the human species until the martians invaded

[queen finch]

femboy

[fading shuttle]

i am not crystal

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-gif-18507613

[midnight tree]

it's a long version of a foid

[queen finch]

women are fake

they are a ploy set by the government to make men act unwise

[eager igloo]

Femoid these nuts

[fading shuttle]

real men reproduce through mitosis

they bulk and then split

[digital quartz]

the ole Trenbolone split

[queen finch]

exactly

[uncut obsidian]

+100 FPS

[devout hull]

Why femboys are the superior choice in a partner.

[digital quartz]

stripclub rgb

[vivid marsh]

me

[solar obsidian]

circle of life

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038613125475340380/1058011151453138964/LmxWPi_8r3qa9xel.mp4

[stone blade]

alo team

[digital quartz]

elo

[grim radish]

𐐘 𐑀

[solar obsidian]

hola

[amber marsh]

soy dora

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/YUeDBzJFBYM

[uncut obsidian]

no u

[digital quartz]

D:

[orchid robin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PKZAhv2Q1g&ab_channel=EverettTheWhiteSpider

[plucky void]

I thought women were from Venus

[fading shuttle]

thats just a lie told by the martians

[plucky void]

it all makes sense now

[digital quartz]

they are just figments of our imagination

[primal kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/201828741154865161/1057971302285189120/Japan__the_Portuguese_Barbarians_00.00.00.000-00.00.08.542.mp4

[digital quartz]

tasting history is great

[abstract path]

Nonsense

There is fish outside

[upper spruce]

femboi

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[abstract path]

Fuck

Always when i used the camera

[fading shuttle]

you can not hide your failiures from me

[abstract path]

Always

[narrow briar]

@abstract path so what's up with that blahaj in your nickname

[abstract path]

Ikea shark

[narrow briar]

...shark made out of ikea furniture?

[abstract path]

No

Ikea shark

[narrow briar]

roger roger

[abstract path]

Just ploosh shork from ikea

[narrow briar]

ah, shork

that explained everything to me

[amber marsh]

Here in greece we got a kind of uber, it was called Beat, and now it's called Free Now and it sounds and looks like such a scam xD

[heady crow]

ah so its free now

Fencesmile

[amber marsh]

Lmao

Funny enough it's anythig but free but yk

[solar obsidian]

society

[pastel quartz]

uwu

omgg! delight said it, such a cutie

[solar obsidian]

what are you talking about

but i am cute tho

[amber marsh]

Heyo maja uwu

[pastel quartz]

hai daddy uwu

[amber marsh]

Hey for once I said hi first

[heady crow]

majaa hiii

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[amber marsh]

👀

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/1057775953880830062/ZGfAMxX7r.gif

[pastel quartz]

Passed- around? >~<

[amber marsh]

Don't worry bout it

[amber marsh]

I said what I said

[pastel quartz]

MWh- Maybe.. then

[amber marsh]

Me when I hear the whistling of a bomb

[narrow briar]

Coffee with some strawberry cake.

just to keep functioning

[amber marsh]

Lovely!

[solar obsidian]

[digital quartz]

why is it so fucking warm again ?! I went out with my winter jacket and im sweatin

[solar obsidian]

@digital quartz you went outside and it became hotter 🫦

[digital quartz]

because my pearlescent whiteness is reflecting the sun

jk haven't seen the sun outside in like a week

only grey clouds and rain

[solar obsidian]

same

[digital quartz]

are you me ?

[solar obsidian]

its so dark in my room i have to close the curtains early

[solar obsidian]

[digital quartz]

how does this work ?

[solar obsidian]

what

[digital quartz]

does it get brighter when you close the curtains ?

or am I being stupid ?

[pastel quartz]

i dont understand what hes saying either

[digital quartz]

ty

also hold up

[digital quartz]

is your pfp one of those fabled powered gags ?

[pastel quartz]

huh?

oh, no

[wide bough]

Steam profiles

[digital quartz]

then im back to square zero

[solar obsidian]

needs lights

[lime dew]

humans do not need lights

[digital quartz]

only the light of Jesus Christ

[eager quest]

@pastel quartz wtf is ur pfp

[solar obsidian]

the basement ones no

[lime dew]

TRUE

[solar obsidian]

@pastel quartz is that shadbase? (dont ask)

[pastel quartz]

idk what shadbase is

[solar obsidian]

liar

[digital quartz]

i dont think a single soul in here is buying that one

[solar obsidian]

ultra cap

[digital quartz]

cappus maximus

[solar obsidian]

biggus cappus

[pastel quartz]

i'm not a normie, idk how am i supposed to know that shit

[solar obsidian]

gtfo

[fading shuttle]

lies

[digital quartz]

[fading shuttle]

the most shameless fucking lie ever said by maja

[solar obsidian]

ikr

[digital quartz]

she is either laughing at us rn or furiously googling

[pastel quartz]

none of that, i googled already what that is

idk why people expect me to know some comic porn bullshit

[digital quartz]

I feel like im being gaslit

[fading shuttle]

i expected better of maja, femoids are supposed to be masters at gaslighting

this is weak

[solar obsidian]

what the fuck is that sentence

[fading shuttle]

the proof that she is lying with that sentence is just her profile

[digital quartz]

gaslit girlbossed

[solar obsidian]

my brother in christ, all of your pfps are porn, you are horny 24h

[pastel quartz]

sure? that doesnt suddenly make me know some sort of a no-name artist?..

[solar obsidian]

by the logic you should be an expert in porn

[fading shuttle]

god the zoomers these days

calling shadman no name

[solar obsidian]

ikr

(even tho i do not support him)

[fading shuttle]

i am 18, but hearing that single sentence made me age 20 years, thank you maja

[digital quartz]

he says as his paypal is sending his monthly patreon subscription

[pastel quartz]

looking at his twitter profile, knowing him isn't anything useful, i'd prefer not to

[slim osprey]

Shadman? A no name?

[solar obsidian]

[slim osprey]

God damn

Best if you don't know him

But he isn't a no name

[pastel quartz]

looks liek a disgusting human

[fading shuttle]

know him, hate him

[solar obsidian]

??? 0 self awareness

[pastel quartz]

never herad of his name, never seen anybody talk about him, nothing

no-naem to me

[fading shuttle]

remember that time he drew smut of keemstars 9 year old daughter? i member, idk how he didnt get crucified

[slim osprey]

[solar obsidian]

💀

[fading shuttle]

those were weird times

[pastel quartz]

and if he made himself ,, famous '' or, not a no-name because of being a fucking re-tard, i don't really know why are u guys so mald about me not knowing him

[narrow lotus]

p!mute @hybrid ember 4d How about you stop being disrespectful , xenophobic and obnoxious since you are a Newcomer?

[foggy mantle]

@hybrid ember has been muted for 4 days.

[fading shuttle]

only time ive ever been on keemstars side

[narrow lotus]

p!avatar @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for maja#5136

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[solar obsidian]

why did u type that

[narrow lotus]

[slim osprey]

Didn't know they allowed porn in pfps

[heavy peak]

[narrow lotus]

It's borderline NSFW

[fading shuttle]

good ol cropped porn rule

[narrow lotus]

Maja one day will fuck up

[fading shuttle]

maja is just horny crystal

[digital quartz]

wdym ? she is biting on her stressball and having a really bad day hence the tears

[solar obsidian]

do u bite on your stressball like that?

[heavy peak]

im slowly turning into aldo, after spending so much time in support and then glancing over to brainfart

[digital quartz]

maybe 😳

[pastel quartz]

[eager quest]

dread is my state after seeing you in chat

disgusting

[hot solstice]

so have you guys heard of the recent developments in thr stock market?

[solar obsidian]

cant blame you

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-heart-xqcl-thumbs-up-finger-heart-gif-13130435

[digital quartz]

spider looking hands

[narrow briar]

._.

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-xqc-mic-xqc-deep-gif-19932021

[narrow briar]

maja are you aware that you won't find a partner here in brainfart

[hot solstice]

throat goat

[pastel quartz]

are you okay?

[narrow briar]

No I'm fucking not but that's an entirely different matter

[digital quartz]

my sides

stop

[fading shuttle]

maja is one of those World of Warcraft girls that join guilds and bait people into giving her items and high ranking positions so they could destroy the guild,

[digital quartz]

it hurts

[fading shuttle]

She tried the same with brainfart, issue being half of us hate women and the other half are severely homo

[pastel quartz]

what made you think i'm looking for a partner, in a discord stalker server

[narrow briar]

the uhhhh

EVERYTHING

lmao

[hot solstice]

and i thought this chat was bad when you guys post a bunch of gachi

[digital quartz]

hey hey hey

pump the breaks

[hot solstice]

not bad

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-lee-super-kazuya-kazuya-gachimuchi-gachi-gif-22029354

[slim osprey]

This chat isn't what it used to be

[solar obsidian]

the gachi was the good part

[narrow briar]

anyway I thoroughly enjoy @fading shuttle's avatar

[hot solstice]

pardon my language, I meant hyler-charged with masculine sexual energy

[narrow briar]

you have a great avatar alex

keep it up

[fading shuttle]

it is cat

i havent changed it in years

[hot solstice]

it's fantastic alex

[narrow briar]

even better, a cursed cat

[fading shuttle]

my last avatar was also evil black cat

[narrow briar]

a self-propelling cursed cat

[hot solstice]

Reminds me of beebo (my roomates cat)

[narrow briar]

hmmm

[fading shuttle]

my cats name is demon

[fading shuttle]

he hates my entire family

except me

[hot solstice]

as most cats do

[digital quartz]

D:

cat slander

[fading shuttle]

its not slander

its the truth

[hot solstice]

i have five and they are sweet children of the monolith

[digital quartz]

I only know really nice cats

[fading shuttle]

demon is very nice soft and cuddly with me

[narrow briar]

i wonder if there is

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[narrow briar]

...

[fading shuttle]

and evil shadow creature lunging from the darkness to bite feet to the rest of my family

[hot solstice]

mine are nice, but from experience cats are standoffish or fiesty

[narrow briar]

p!cat is my lord and savior now

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[digital quartz]

glhf

[solar obsidian]

p!dog

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[narrow briar]

welp. i didn't need to see this one meme today.

screams internally

[pastel quartz]

HELP I KEEP PUTTING STRANGE USB STICKS IN MY MUDFLAPS

[narrow briar]

p!birb

[narrow briar]

p!frog

[digital quartz]

holy fuck my dog jumpscared me

[swift scarab]

He spoke loudly since you cannot hear

[digital quartz]

nah I was in the basement and came up the stairs when I was suddenly ambushed in a play attack

[amber marsh]

Lmao

[gaunt trout]

Hej don't blame me I'm just a man of science

[amber marsh]

I love where you put the hat on the cat

[digital quartz]

on its head where it belongs

[narrow briar]

yo hold the fuck up

[stone blade]

Ty I stole the pic from somewhere

[narrow briar]

can bot commands like 1984 or cat or dog be used outside of this channel?

[digital quartz]

yes go in general and spam them

[narrow briar]

[amber marsh]

Lemme hold you then bro

[narrow briar]

hold me bro pls

[amber marsh]

Doubt the 1984 can be used outside the cat and dog is more than likely fine

[narrow briar]

i'm toppling over like the piza tower

[amber marsh]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[amber marsh]

I gotchu bro, fall in my arms

[narrow briar]

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaneurysm.

[solar obsidian]

not really

post some memes so the rulebreaking can be washed away

its already inside it, thats why hes screeching

[hidden path]

Well

time to be sick some more

[digital quartz]

still not feeling better ?

[hidden path]

I got flu so no

[hidden path]

I only work next tuesday so at least I have time

[digital quartz]

dont you love getting sick during vacation days

or can you come in on your own time ?

[hidden path]

temp worker

got no vacation

[abstract path]

Wait

Where is falco

[digital quartz]

want me to call him and ask ?

[abstract path]

Maja why are you always having such lewd pfps?

[abstract path]

Sure

?

[digital quartz]

I dont have his number

[abstract path]

Shit

[abstract path]

@grizzled meadow new bio dropped

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044625069135114370/1058052310837776394/872569.jpg

[abstract path]

Br

[foggy mantle]

Invalid member argument.
Member not found.

Usage: p!avatar [member]

[digital quartz]

[abstract path]

P!avatar

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for CrystaI#4994

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[midnight tree]

seems like a picture that would usually have a penis in it somewhere

[solar obsidian]

???

[abstract path]

a missunderstanding

[solar obsidian]

explain

[midnight tree]

elaborate, even

[digital quartz]

you only see the its shadow over the eyes

[midnight tree]

i'm not one to judge tbh

my pfp is filled to the brim with sexual tension

[solar obsidian]

yes

[heavy halo]

My pfp is amazing

[narrow lotus]

my name's Crystal,I'm 17, trans mtf and i like moths and games

ii like moths

understandable

[digital quartz]

whats that from ?

[heavy halo]

dunno!

its cute thooo

[digital quartz]

I only see a smug smile

[heavy halo]

[orchid robin]

what did i miss

[solar obsidian]

everything

[orchid robin]

good to know

off i go to miss more

[solar obsidian]

@orchid robin for how long your village will get electricity?

[orchid robin]

what?

[solar obsidian]

you died for several days

[orchid robin]

yeah cuz the internet was fucked

[solar obsidian]

is it fixed now?

[orchid robin]

or to be precise

the router

[orchid robin]

yes

also about the village thing

rn im in warsaw poland

for the holidays

[solar obsidian]

nice

[digital quartz]

thats a big village

[uncut obsidian]

Iedy coming out???

[solar obsidian]

[orchid robin]

were so proud

@narrow lotus we are here for you

[solar obsidian]

i been to warsaw, great place

[digital quartz]

beamed to warsaw

[orchid robin]

scotty dont beam me up im taking a shiiiiiiiiii-

[digital quartz]

you know the d4l song ?

[orchid robin]

d4l?

[digital quartz]

oh probably not your type of music

[solar obsidian]

d4l these nuts

[orchid robin]

heres my current type

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vlVNHhufhM&list=RD7PKZAhv2Q1g&index=2&ab_channel=GeneralMcBadass

[digital quartz]

you dont even know how close you are

[uncut obsidian]

THIS is the music ever
https://youtu.be/F4hMn1kF8cE

[solar obsidian]

furry

[orchid robin]

wrong, its this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFPFMlBNYW4&list=RD7PKZAhv2Q1g&index=4

@pastel quartz ayo since im in poland too, can you get me some water. Too lazy to go to the store rn

[hidden path]

i need to get some bitch that will make me soup and comfort me

[digital quartz]

gah damn

[solar obsidian]

same

[digital quartz]

just ring em up 🤷‍♂️

[hidden path]

Need a mommy gf I guess

[orchid robin]

i know how to comfort and my soup can potentially cause food poisoning

[pastel quartz]

which voidevotz3wah, the english name of that is dogshit

[amber marsh]

I think you just need someone to love you my guy

[pastel quartz]

voidevotwzwo

[orchid robin]

warsaw

[pastel quartz]

hell nah

[hidden path]

I'm sick, mostly just need company

[amber marsh]

Coleslaw?

[digital quartz]

I got u

[orchid robin]

but i need wateeeeerrrrr

[solar obsidian]

you wont find women in discord bro

[hidden path]

who said I only like women

[digital quartz]

touch grass, work out

same rules apply

[orchid robin]

touch work, grass out

[digital quartz]

works too

[amber marsh]

You ever just feel like you need to be in a vc with someone even if they aren't talking? Just knowing that someone's there is enough to make the loneliness fade even a little bit, making you feel a but of warmth and companionship?

[solar obsidian]

sad af

[orchid robin]

i checked the vc's to make sure

[solar obsidian]

me too

[amber marsh]

Wut?

[solar obsidian]

@amber marsh join vc ill stay there without mic

[hidden path]

Honestly I'm too mentally deranged for that

[amber marsh]

Wdym 👀

[solar obsidian]

what does that mean

[pastel quartz]

i wanna join the vc too!

[digital quartz]

can you just breathe heavily into the mic for me ?

[amber marsh]

I'm out at a little event my class has hosted

[hidden path]

if we ain't talking, I'm getting paranoid

[orchid robin]

good question

[amber marsh]

Mic is broken so kind cant not do that

[digital quartz]

aw

[orchid robin]

why is maja always eager to join vc

[amber marsh]

Aka yes I can

[digital quartz]

maybe she likes to talk to ppl

[orchid robin]

[amber marsh]

How about ya talk too!

[hidden path]

Might nap

Very tired

[amber marsh]

Maja never says anything

Bottoms of that caliber don't talk

[pastel quartz]

we were only in one voicechat dummy

[digital quartz]

then she just likes listening to people 🤷‍♂️

[pastel quartz]

and there was like 8 fucking people

[solar obsidian]

she wanna hear our sexy voices and do a little naughty

[pastel quartz]

of course im not gonna talk

[heavy peak]

doing support stuff while being hydrated with cuba libre... feels better 😄

[orchid robin]

we hear the voice of a 50 year old Portuguese man

[stone blade]

ayy killer frost challenge in injustice mobile

pog

I will get 2 more killer frost cards

lets goo

[pastel quartz]

i can quote what volt named my voice

[solar obsidian]

imagine being afraid of 8 people

[orchid robin]

do it

[orchid robin]

im afraid of 1

[solar obsidian]

pathetic

[pastel quartz]

you sound just like what you usually do, a soft femboy

[hidden path]

maja, sauce

[orchid robin]

ik, i gotta pump those numbers

NO

[pastel quartz]

when we finally play

[solar obsidian]

what

[pastel quartz]

u fucking twat

[orchid robin]

NO

[narrow lotus]

cringe

[orchid robin]

NO

NO

NO

NO

[pastel quartz]

r34 at the moment of me n u playing

[orchid robin]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[digital quartz]

🍿

[amber marsh]

XD

Oh hai Dutier pws paei

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/nooo-no-nope-no-way-screaming-gif-15477187

[solar obsidian]

ecks dee

[digital quartz]

it truly is some ecks dee energy

[pastel quartz]

depedns whos there

[orchid robin]

paei toso kala oso i elliniki oikonomia

[amber marsh]

Kai gamo

[orchid robin]

boitheia

[amber marsh]

❤

[solar obsidian]

akropolis language

[amber marsh]

Paizeis war thunder?

[orchid robin]

pote ksana

[amber marsh]

Lmao yeah

[digital quartz]

malaka ?

[amber marsh]

Good boy

[orchid robin]

h mana sou ftiaxnei teleio fagito

meta to sex

[digital quartz]

I dont speak greek

[solar obsidian]

he said the word

[amber marsh]

Ginger

[digital quartz]

malaka is literally the only word I know

[hoary elk]

sexo

[amber marsh]

DAM BRO HE TOLD YOU RIGHT

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/heyzzy-mods-cry-to-mods-annoying-bitch-stfu-gif-25951942

[amber marsh]

Lmao

[orchid robin]

eimai mesa stous toixous sou

[digital quartz]

sure 👍

[pastel quartz]

hejcia kocham was wszystkich UwU xqcL

[amber marsh]

Good dragons

[orchid robin]

dziekuje

[digital quartz]

dont speak that either

[amber marsh]

But they're bad

[pastel quartz]

fuck i forgot- ur.. polish

[digital quartz]

Ich raste hier gleich aus 😡

[amber marsh]

Καλά πάει αυτό

[orchid robin]

thats right, im a threat to yours and gumbitos foreign rants

[hoary elk]

no entendi niuna wea

[solar obsidian]

mr world wide

[amber marsh]

Ѕџсс

[amber marsh]

LMAO

[solar obsidian]

nitro from wish

[amber marsh]

No nitor

No ntori

Cool emote thig

Thing

[digital quartz]

you good ?

[pliant sigil]

Hey yall

[amber marsh]

[solar obsidian]

hi

[pastel quartz]

wait wtf

[digital quartz]

ay

[pastel quartz]

volt is gone from the server?

[hoary elk]

hola

[pastel quartz]

@crimson flame nvm

[orchid robin]

yeah sometimes i cant ping people and i think they are gone

[solar obsidian]

hes sleeping, having wet dreams

[orchid robin]

every day i type "maja" full of hope and dreams and yet i get dissapointed

[amber marsh]

@crimson flame wake up, you'll sleep when you get a gf/bf to sleep with

[solar obsidian]

hope and dreams wtf does that mean

[digital quartz]

critical need to touch grass

[solar obsidian]

simping for maja more like

[digital quartz]

yes one and the same

[orchid robin]

read the message

again

[heavy peak]

quick question
Anyone has fh5 and wants to do festival playlist?

[amber marsh]

If I'm dyslexic and say ginger, is it racist?

[solar obsidian]

whats fh5

[digital quartz]

horseshoe theory

[hoary elk]

forza horizon

[orchid robin]

forza horizon

[heavy peak]

farts horizon 5

[solar obsidian]

yes

[amber marsh]

Fair enough

[orchid robin]

[pliant sigil]

How tf is the word ginger racist?

[amber marsh]

You'll get it

Nobody tell him

[hoary elk]

i still have my FH3 copy, peak forza so i don't need the newer ones

[orchid robin]

hes dyslexic so instead he will say N[banned]

[solar obsidian]

why u explain the joke

[pliant sigil]

[hoary elk]

Digga don't say that!

[solar obsidian]

digimon

[digital quartz]

are you german

[orchid robin]

cuz im duty, the ruiner of fun and stealer of kids candy

[hoary elk]

no i just like the funny word

[digital quartz]

that actually german slang

[hoary elk]

i know

it means bro, right?

[solar obsidian]

damn

[digital quartz]

just like nword tbh can mean anything

well except the racist connotation

[hoary elk]

i know it's short for an equally funny sounding word

[orchid robin]

still accurate, kidnapping is really profitable this time of the year

[solar obsidian]

true

[hoary elk]

something that sounds like "dick hard"

[solar obsidian]

erect?

[heavy peak]

so no one?

[solar obsidian]

we poor

[orchid robin]

homo erectus

[heavy peak]

it's on sale

[solar obsidian]

pc bad

[pliant sigil]

30 euro allot

[digital quartz]

i got fh5 but not installed

[hoary elk]

30 yuro is too much

[heavy peak]

[pliant sigil]

Send money then I will buy fh5

[solar obsidian]

no friends

[orchid robin]

30 yuro too much, but i will happily spend 40 on the my little pony video game on epic

omg great idea

lemme check the hardware requirements that game has

istg if i see a 3060 being listed

[pliant sigil]

Yall think ps1 would run fh5?

[orchid robin]

still a lot

[solar obsidian]

yes

[pliant sigil]

Imma try if it can

[orchid robin]

omg bro

[pliant sigil]

Guys is it a normal ps feature if it catches on fire?

[solar obsidian]

yes

[orchid robin]

lemme show you guys the hardware requirements for a lego game thats literally just puzzle solving

[heavy peak]

[digital quartz]

yep ps1 plays the boot up sound and immediately catches fire

[orchid robin]

this is for the fuckin lego builders journey game

[pliant sigil]

RTX 2060

[hoary elk]

what's a i7-980?!

shit's prehistoric

[digital quartz]

delet

[solar obsidian]

no

[pliant sigil]

Lego man from pripyat

[orchid robin]

they literally made an entire game based around its graphics and nothing more

[solar obsidian]

80% of aaa games

[pliant sigil]

True

[orchid robin]

i remember when they made the crysis series, sure it was more to show off cryteks game engine and its graphics capability....but damn did i love it

[pliant sigil]

Never played any crysis

[orchid robin]

i hate you and hope you go to hell

[solar obsidian]

rude

[pliant sigil]

But I can sell a fully working Ak-74

[orchid robin]

okay maybe purgatory then

oh btw

im downloading death stranding

[solar obsidian]

and

[orchid robin]

thats it

[pliant sigil]

The walking simulator?

[orchid robin]

yes

it was free on epic

[solar obsidian]

amazing

[pliant sigil]

Didn't know

[orchid robin]

also wolfenstein the new order was free too

[heavy peak]

epic user

[hidden path]

soup time

[pliant sigil]

What soup?

[hoary elk]

free games

[orchid robin]

i see free shit, i take free shit

[hidden path]

chicken soup

[orchid robin]

I LOVE CHICKEN SOUP

[digital quartz]

you found a girl to make you soup ?

[orchid robin]

he is the girl

[pliant sigil]

He found a girl on fiver

[hoary elk]

so true

[heavy peak]

false

[orchid robin]

is it bad that i can pronounce that

[heavy peak]

ckz shouldn't be there

[pliant sigil]

For me he will be bratuha

[ocean pulsar]

yes

[pastel quartz]

ckz??