#🎪bruh-fart
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me rn
Anymore? Huh?
uh oh

u havent texted me in weeks
damn it comes full circle
LMAO
Dat cat though. At least it had a better life than the majority of cats.
the ignored being the ignorer
Waluigi ? that you ?
yes
you know what they say about tall lanky dudes
lanky?
disproportionally tall and thin

RETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I learn a new word everyday.
wannanwatch me try to hit it again?
ium in lobby 2

do you know bolbol ?
Do I wanna know 😄 ?!
I would but im searing a steak rn

yummm
google bolbol he is LANKY
Nah, you scared me off so nop.
his father was even lankier
Manute Bol
it's like he was tortured by a Medieval Torture device.
dang that was a sick dunk
the good ol' stretcher
you seen lukas recent dunk ? 
Manute in a pool
built like a baby deer
That skinwalker hitting the griddy
💀 somebody wanted to duel me in stalcraft and lost 6:1 with me
+3k rubles 🪗
Yeah ur lieing
sounds like a toxic game lel
gaming
wasnt too toxic
close god damn call
imagine if he worked out too, bro would be huge
What's the game like, bro?
From your point of perspective.
wow
good
i'm gonna do a loners massacre rn
wow..
Nice, so it's strictly PvP only?
i mean, there are factions
factions fight agaisnt each other
Oh that's nice then!
pve+pvp
Cool cool. PvP is too toxic for me. Can;t enjoy it at all
The anime gal that folds and unfolds, folds and unfolds... 😄
PENISCATTT
?
real
putting on muscle at that height is really dangerous because your joints aren't growing accordingly
thats why most of these guys are super tall and thin
Why this fat ass sleeping on my lap
I only known it for an hour at most
fat cat
u left or right ?
I’d rather not
so you're a leftist?
lol
In da bed
you finally got through to your appointment ?
a christmas miracle
I'm gonna just nap or pass out or die or something
man I suck donkey nuts at RTS
so tired
what are you playing ?
RTSs are easy
Age of mythology
just slap your keyboard
i grew up playing it, still love the game but I always sucked at em lmao
Try Company of Heroes 2 PvP and feel the stress lel
proper RTS's make my brain turn off
AoM is my domain
time to try online play
place your bets gentlemen!
do i lose or win my first online match
Only tryhards play that
nitro for the winner cuz why not
thats true
Tie
I been playing starcraft since broodwar 
not possible
Tryhard 
playin shit like planetary annihilation is great though since you got so many options when it comes to fucking with people that i can get away with just being a shitter
im getting slower 
Playing sc online is a pure pain in the ass
And older
I wish someone would bring me soup in bed
need soup making gf
Im mean i guess if you are really good
im not that good tho
I can sadly only bring you lewd stuff in bed.
I barely scratch masters
But 90% are super good and experienced

masters and up is for the real tryhards
Im soup, need gf to make me
you can probably go diamond if you only play 1 set build pretty easily
playing RTS's are only fun against people of similar skill
especially if you cheese
gotta have a little push & pull
If someone new trys it he will suffer
yeah thats the best games
real
RTS PvP is cringe and toxic, stopped it ages ago.
Talking horny again, i see
how ?
starcraft is probably the least toxic game Ive ever played
because its 1v1
:C
noone to blame
THIS ISNT FAIR
dunno, i only play with friends anyways
Cry
i could barely get a combo
clapped
Skill issue
I WILL

SADUDUAP
Gowg gowg
I actually have finger issues from starcraft and tennis 
skull issue
wanna watch me get clapped in online games?
I have wrinkle issues in my brain
This stupid fuck is actually sleeping on my lap
yeah
Poeple who play tennis deserve it tbh
what's his/her name? I will tell them to sleep on ya face 😄

I dunno it’s my relative’s cat
its fun
It's mine now
give the cat
Döner 
Yaaah
oder Lahmacun ?
No
heimatkost
it's an order private
Fr fr
Time to mutiny
RBAHGWDA9
y'all sittin in there being all muted n shit
Okay I asked my aunt. His name is Dan Dan
fuckin discord kitten mfs
HOLY FUCK
I am kinda miserable but at least I can blame being sick for it
its like snooker, its a distinguished sport where you dont clap or talk
distinguished in terms of boredom
Dm me for 20 bucks
where is the catch
h.

Maybe dont chat while gaming
use chat to tilt enemy
whats the "rip" ?
if you don't constantly shit talk your enemy you're playing wrong
Rest in pisseace
so true bestie!
What game
A BAD GAME
War thunder?
Narrow it down for me
thats why I like rts
can only shit talk in the first 2 minutes and then you can't anymore
real
rts with voip would be fucked 
You need to voip some bitches
I'm bitches, please talk to me <3
Hoot
does that mean we are natural enemies ?
I WON A ROUND
I don’t mind cats I’m just more of a dog person
congratulations!!!
It means we are unexpected friends
I like that better
sudden friendship
Okay y’all are playing some fighting game I don’t know
all your enemies are dead
was close tho
true 
fighting games are usually very boring tbh
I’m not a fan of fighting games
wtf
lmao
Lifu dms
gaming
go nap
it's way easier to make friends than enemies
no
MY SOUND BVROKEY
Go rest?
it's very easy to make enemies
Streaming at 15 fps. Very nice
only the highest of qualities for us
I won't nap until I get a plushie
damn that's smooth
relatable
thats uhhh ... I hope there is a plushie on the way ?
I will die
infinite queue times
Im so happy Starcraft 2 actually got a patch recently 
its like a miracle
maybe play SC2 soon
h
lol
you got folded
for the first time ?
Holy shit SC2 patch ?!
yeh on PTR currently
I HATE THIS GAE

Does it affect anything regarding the co-op scene ?
battery nerf
nah played it a bunch, mostly coop
carrier nerf
oh mostly PvP
Ah shit
idk I dont play coop
I don't do PvP, I prefer doing stupid strats in co-op with my girlfriend
THATS WHY I HAD N O SOUND
sounds fun
HEADSET DIED
lmao
Such as all-air Phoenix/Talandar
maybe ill do better with linne
shit happens

do you need sound for audio queues ?
we're grooving to the music guys!! 
no i just need audio to feel natural playing
i dont get how ppl play wiht no audio
I feel like the music is speeding up but it's not
okay clearly nobody wants to fight linne
thats the mdma you took you silly goose
already finished Arkham City so I'll start with Asylum
never grinding these games to 100%
YOOOOOOOO
help @uncut obsidian
...
i wanted to kill mosquito but im wondering about the reward
congrats
NO REMATCH
Very nice
schizo
....
Lifu's dead
i shitted
Actually
congrats on the shit
HE HAS 1770 WINS
Also hello Madi! Hru
⚠️ you have alerted the horde ⚠️
Dam 
The brits or the irish?

you really dont sleep do you ?
sleep?
mods never sleep, they inject monster energy in their veins
That wears the skin of a human you once killed when you go out at day?
hope was short lived...
both

haii uwuu owo ayaya
lmao, hey Majajaja
very interesting response to that sentence 
Lmao, what else can I reply? XD
nah I meant her response to your skinwalker sentence
WOW....
ok
its not ok
its giga cringe
🗿
Bro is sleeping like he owns my lap
YA..
Do it, leave
I will yeet him
what game?
Dont have to, pet it until it hates you
clean your desk, maybe he will move there 
Yeah its the games fault, exactly 
Not my desk, not my problem
I’m staying at a relative’s
Can't nap 
Anyone watches alice in borderland? Is it good?
I hate those
im gone for 5 minnutes and stream is over ? @heavy halo 

New notification sound
Make yourself an diabetic and eat a whole bar of chocolate
rage quit
What sream, what game are u
i got bodied by the same guy 3 matches in a row
talkign about
Yeah yahh not yours
the 1770 win guy ?
AND I HAD 1 IN 5 MATCHES
First mistake: playing a fighting game
Will work trust me
YA
I guess its 1773 now 
undressing to see if it helps
You just didnt play good enough, dont lie to yourself
Ur child
I said diabetic not naked
are u sewious wight neow beo
My skin feels hot, I hate it
i don't have a child

Yees really
U dont know that
Aren't you sick?
well none that you know of

I'm so hot rn 
Your mouth dull with d or wtf?
You are, hotman
not yet

and if it is?
anyways
im so proud of this combo
Watch combo and millions of other UNDER NIGHT IN BIRTH videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
Oh heeeell nah
cumbo
guys bro proud of me
Im scared
this is the game that everybody is playing/watching now?..
yeah
that combo took like 100 repeats to get
and i only got it 2 times
Ans your still proud 
.
do I face reveal while sick
Says me, who doesnt play online games becouse im to bad
maja, seriously 
cock reveal
ASTAHP
also what game is that
Do a nose reveal


cuck life - rower
average mobile game
same
and then everyone clapped
proof?
did a thigh reveal once too
I did a pussy reveal and nobody batted an eye
same
But i came first, couse i always win
Smells fishy
So you did a face reveal, big deal
bet
bet
aight

no
No
no
i wanna see if you have better thighs than me
I'll post it for 15 seconds
thigh off?
i have the best thighs
Don’t care didn’t ask
no question
Shut up, why isnt your mouth full anyways?
yup
real
wait no I'm insecure now
nobody stuffs it
I have the best gaming chair
Send me thighs
Weird, i though u always search fur stuffing
I'll judge 
do we trust gorf, maja
Shut up horny mf
no
No

He always wants to see people die
he has short hair
me
i dont trust people like that
okay maja dms
All that because I have better thighs than both of you
oki
What just happend
I’m bald right now. Am I trust worthy?
better than short hair
Ayy
why am I being bullied
okay I'm back
I didn't do anything
Sry to hear that, hope u overcome the cancer
did Lifu fail

No way, maja is just nice
what the fuck did I miss
not surprised
I hope I overcome cancer(military life) too
She always nice and horny
no
Uhh even worse
I have a full head of locks almost an afro

is that trustworthy ?
Skill issue
U are german tho
It’s unavoidable where I live
Thats a big yikes
I'm sorry I have bad hair guys 
half dutch thats where the locks come from
im also the cutest girl
Nah
i'm the horniest 
me more
Only boys are cute here
i dunno
got that luka modric haircut
me more
I'm just a widdle gowbin, I'm not a thweat
are we gonna scissor

Maja wins the horny match by default
i choose rock
no
i win
i prefer rocks
oh- u-
Maja hit rock bottom

~< c-called me stupid uwuuu
dumb dumb
~< S-Stop ittt! >~<
things are getting out of hand
maja and lifumi shenanigans
Omg imma end my life if i read this shit 1 min longer
one time i was sent to a mental hospital
Real
i got too silly
supey gey
i was close to that
I was too
ikr :c
Nothing to brag about
real ones escape the mental hospital
This fucker
^
the creature
Real ones wanna get in there and rule the place
He dead
me
Yeah
you are a red triangular plushie ?
my friends cat was like that too
sat on your lap and demanded pets
кот
and then slapped your hand when she was done with it

Dont make me cry
Done
that didnt look very triangular to me
Was in wrong channel, needed to be in #🥘food
:^)
Becouse your a snack
Ain't you a child
tonstal got game
You a bottom
Xcq
qcx
pvc
I posted da pic,and that's it
Xqc is French-Canadian
will you slap tho ?
yuck
bite
Furry

yes I'm here
Xqc is a quebecer
Streamer with a disability confirmed
the hand ?
no such thing as french canadian

Meaow?
stfu
Dif
im trying to sleep
cute emote

yusss
U are here, no sleeping
its freom my private emote server
cutr things make me happy
if u guys want u can come!!
like my cats
starts drilling holes in the walls
barks loudly
poses as a wall
ayyyy the multiplayer season in injustice gods among us is almost over
gonna get wally west the flash card


purrs
I’m living in your walls
exists
amognngusu?????
AAAAAA
how would that even work ? 
i dunno
AMONGN
shut up madi
too horny to think 
Among Us?
AmoNG US

Among Us?????!?!?
no handouts 
gn
or gm
U guys keep me company when the voices get too loud
is 03:21am considered morning or night
morning
oh
Jerma stream when???!?
good morning people
It's 6:30 pm
okay
I thought u wanna sleep
Bruh moment
very cute
2 bitches
U got some rizz
ungodly amounts of rizz
pussy magnet
I’m suffering from success
for robots ? 
It’s 1 am already
found a pic of myself that goes hard as fuck
swag
Same, send it into a random group
nah you mfs don't deserve it
No like a pussy who gets magnets
it was even taken with a shitty phone camera
No i mean i did with my pic
madlad
So someone once says i look nice
you look nice
👍
i'd smash
I am scared of judgment
you look nice too dw
U dont know, now im even more sad
Post it then delete it
my hair is greying out at 28
based
I am
i'm 20
i got some ladylike thighs
D
Proof or didn't happen
I can dm thighs
bet
bet
Yeah bet
i already got sent a dick pic
they hairy 
real
I’m betting
tell me if they're better than mine
who are you referring to?
you
who am I even supposed to send it to
me
gumbi
i reflect sunlight
in here 
i walk outside and everything starts burning
Me
Who says u ain't sunshine yourself? Nuclear fusion being mf
(white reflects light)
oh fuck I forgot to shower and I have to leave soon 
i live in the uk
oh.. unlucky spawn
im not from there
Shower takes 5 mins
yeh but drying my hair takes longer
as I said I have fat locks
drying hair, clothes
clothes?
like spindly disney prince hair locks
picking clothes
that's a hard thing
oh
Go naked with wet hair
u shower with clothes on ? 
no, i meant- picking clothes, which ones to wear
My condolences
I wouldn't wish it to my worst enemies
they dont even know what tea is
they brag about yorkishire tea
its just a meth lab in a packet

but- you live in greece, isnt that also bad?
For me, mz clothes always spawn after i shower
Weather is sunny and warm
I dont like it, but it is good weather
And poor
if the uk keeps going the way it is, the greek economy will be a nosorog compared to the uk 'thread'
from what i remember everybody hates on greece
malaka
The running gag is that we're Geyreeks and broke
g-gag?..
a powered one?.. >~<
they speak in calculus
hey at least you invented the modern world so 🤷♂️
wtf is a powered gag ?
greece has wicked history
or atleast the fictional one
they'll bully me if i say
Dont forget, we invented beige gey too
YOU ALL OWE FEMBOYS TO US
NEVER FORGET
do it
or dm im curious 
you owe compensation
Rizz
Huh
Everyone does dw
Just pulled a dm from a girl
Möth, nice
who keeps begging merkel?
Fuck if I know lmao
кто?
can confirm gorf has pretty based thighs
showw
he doesnt like me
Imagine being both
i told you last time?..
bannerlord is cool
beanerlord
кто спросил?
i love just recruiting vlandians and winning the game
Uh
никто
i love being held captive by bandits
Vlandia
bruh crossbows and cavalry is all you need
Always play the desert one and make big money
the crossbowmen are great melee fighters too
crossbow sharpshooter literally fuck almost anything up in melee its hilarious
i always pick battania because i love being able to catch everyone the moment they enter the woods
nobody can escape
would that count me in aswell?
~<
Yeah and they have op bow guys
idk are you charging them ?
Got smaller, just a big finger
if you are charging them they would leave you a broken mess, but judging from what Ive seen in here that wouldnt be too bad I guess
gotta love just switching from loose bow formation to shield wall with them vlandians
but who really needs a shield wall when you can just recruit MORE vlandians and get hella cavalry to fuck up any ranged units you might meet
banner knights 
vlandians have all that you need
fully release deez nuts
okay
when and where ?
There is one thats prettz fantasy like
Get gorfs thighs
i did
then it is done
Nice
they're pretty based
Simp
Simp some fucking water
remember you always have to be an asshole to girls otherwise you are a simp
that basement smells
can i be the 8th one?
nah u get the couch
awh.. that sounds boring :c
maja wants to end up in the fridge
I'm not eating ass unless fresh and alive
huh???
Like Gollum
feeding her raw fish 
nah I mean I only eat raw meat
fish

I bet Gorf has a lifetime supply of sausages
I do
now im howny
more porcs than people in my region
U in Germany?
France
Like Bavaria or Württemberg?
Oh
Brittany?
No idea what that says fren
hi howny I'm dwad
yeh
Конечно
Ту врак монолит
technically no, but we claim it cause it's fun
Or is it like Cornwall
I'm all 4 of these pictures
same
they are all real
has the battlebit playtest started yet ?
why don't you playtest some bitches instead
aight bet
Soon comrade
isnt it in like, 3 hours
Скоро
3 hours ?
AW FUCK
No
i dunno
I gotta leave in an hour
rip





