🎪bruh-fart

[amber marsh]

Shorts, some sort of black t shirt and running shoes and socks, I'm a basic bitch

[real tinsel]

i used to take my cargo pants and a light hoodie

love my cargo pants

best pants ever created

[amber marsh]

They can fit so many bad boys in em

But for now they only got one good boy

[eager igloo]

I have pants from old polish uniform, comfy as fuck

And they have pockets

[amber marsh]

Polish pants moment

[eager igloo]

Shutup, you have pockets in everything

[hidden path]

Back to the past

[eager igloo]

I can barely fit my phone in a jeans pocket, while I saw a guy carrying two beer bottles in his

[ionic hatch]

Just wear cargo pants?

I can fit like 7 phones in one pocket

[glad carbon]

Jeans are great

[hidden path]

My phone keeps being really hot

[glad carbon]

Check the battery

[hidden path]

Gonna lick it

[glad carbon]

And for lint stuck in the tiny cooling ports it has

[warm fossil]

how did it taste

[hidden path]

might just bring it to a shop. Don't feel like opening a modern piece of shit phone glued together

the footlong

[heady crow]

Fake

[devout hull]

competitive buttchugging

[amber marsh]

Any male pair of pants ever

[amber marsh]

What's the first, second and third prize?

[devout hull]

lube

[amber marsh]

Sounds about right

[ionic hatch]

Its not even "male" it just has insane pockets

[amber marsh]

Oh nice

Now I'm curious, got a pic of the pants?

[devout hull]

Women's clothing has less pockets so they can sell more bags.

Don't fall for it, become a tomboy today!

[amber marsh]

xD

[ionic hatch]

No I don't post pictures of myself unless it's AI generated to keep my online social and irl life separate

[devout hull]

This implies you don't hav- yeah I was gonna say

[grizzled meadow]

p!facts @ionic hatch is not a w*oman

[grizzled meadow]

Okay better this time

[devout hull]

lmao you forgot to not type o

[grizzled meadow]

p!facts Alice is not a w*oman

[grizzled meadow]

[crimson flame]

w*oman moment

[grizzled meadow]

Me right now

Okay for real this time

[devout hull]

grow big and strong

[grizzled meadow]

p!facts Alice is not a w*man

[grizzled meadow]

Done

[devout hull]

Incredible.

[crimson flame]

Alice is a sentient AI

[devout hull]

p!facts Falco is a based priest

[grizzled meadow]

p!facts What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[amber marsh]

I meant just the pants btw but that's fine

Also are we not gonna talk about the fact that's the last page of the book?

But has no red around it?

Where did the back cover go

[grizzled meadow]

p!facts shut up Gumbito

[amber marsh]

p!facts Kiss me Falco

[amber marsh]

Platonically

Or not 👀

I feel loved, ty

I can now start my day off well

[ionic hatch]

Falco jealous

[real tinsel]

p!ship @grizzled meadow @real tinsel

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Faytiil ♥️

[real tinsel]

me and my pasta wife

faytiil is actually good falco we should get married (irl)

let's do our real names to see if that works too

p!ship giuseppe elcan

[foggy mantle]

Invalid member2 argument.
Member not found.

Usage: p!ship <member1> <member2>

[ionic hatch]

Khay why aren't you at the gym

[real tinsel]

i only do calisthenics

can't afford gym

i may go back to it once i can afford it again

[stone blade]

Never

[heady crow]

real

[ionic hatch]

How expensive is it in your country a month?

[heady crow]

it mainly depends on the gym. There are some chains here that are 18e a month and for example no gym in greece is that cheap even though our price of living is way higher

need to get a membership at a proper powerlifting/bodybuilding focused gym at some point tho

[ionic hatch]

It's 15 a month for me

[pastel quartz]

guys i need help, do u have a moment

[ionic hatch]

No

[pastel quartz]

:/

[runic sorrel]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

Thanks

soi

[crimson flame]

yesnt

[runic sorrel]

Maybe

[pastel quartz]

I have hard time deciding who will win third place, marocco or croatia tomorrow

[heady crow]

hows the equipment?

[pastel quartz]

and i wanna place 200 euro

[crimson flame]

bruh

why wold you need anyones help

[heady crow]

at my 18e goofy ahh the cable machines are beginning to be rusty asf

[pastel quartz]

gamba

[crimson flame]

then dont if you're not sure

[runic sorrel]

MORROCO 🇲🇦 y

[ionic hatch]

Good

[pastel quartz]

i despise football

[crimson flame]

croats better

then dont bet

[ionic hatch]

Maintained well

[pastel quartz]

200 euro on marocco

confirmed

thanks boys

[ionic hatch]

Morocco is going to win

[runic sorrel]

Let's go 🇲🇦🇲🇦

[pastel quartz]

@runic sorrel its 3x odds

so my 200 euro will be 600

[ionic hatch]

HAHAHA BITCOIN

[pastel quartz]

:>

[ionic hatch]

FUCKING SOY DRINKER

[runic sorrel]

What bitcoin

[ionic hatch]

[pastel quartz]

fuck off tomboy

why would i gamble fiat

[stone blade]

Good morning brainfart

[ionic hatch]

Just gamble normal money

Shitcoiners are cringe as fuck

[runic sorrel]

Hallo

[stone blade]

HI

[pastel quartz]

?

[stone blade]

KHATYL @real tinsel

[pastel quartz]

is this good my friend ? @runic sorrel

[real tinsel]

depends on the place i guess. The ones in the city's center are $40-50+. The one near me was 10ish but it has awful hygiene

[midnight tree]

AYO THIS DUDE PEDDLING CRYPTO

lmao

[real tinsel]

IVAAAN

[pastel quartz]

no

[midnight tree]

just fucking barter, retard

[pastel quartz]

im gonna gamble

on tomorrows game

croatia vs marocco

[midnight tree]

gamblefag

[pastel quartz]

and i needed help

to decide

[midnight tree]

how about you get a job

nerd

[pastel quartz]

why the fuck would i when i can get free money

[ionic hatch]

What no bitches does to a mf

[stone blade]

omg khatyl hi khatyl

[pastel quartz]

you should watch some andrew tate bitch

[real tinsel]

imagine using internet points as currency, couldn't be me

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/100-real-talk-spin-gif-13161346

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-gif-20646855

[ionic hatch]

I'd rather kill myself then stay at home and use shitcoin

[crimson flame]

gamblefag

[real tinsel]

i only use material possessions for trading

[midnight tree]

that's what stealing is for, idiot

[ionic hatch]

[pastel quartz]

you only take payments in form of handjobs

[crimson flame]

damn mf is a fucking circus

[real tinsel]

nah i can do my own handjobs

[pastel quartz]

how much for a rug and tug

[real tinsel]

i only take my payments in asbestos and coffee

[midnight tree]

why don't you go crypto trade some bitches

[real tinsel]

often times titanium because i like the way it looks

[ionic hatch]

Bet he is into NFT's too

[pastel quartz]

please bray for me brotherz

[crimson flame]

"web3 is gonna dominate the market"

[real tinsel]

3 rolls of asbestos and 27 kgs of coffee beans

[pastel quartz]

yeah wtf is web 3 ?

i saw it on coinbase

[ionic hatch]

Oh I'll pray alright, praying that your digital currency falls like the Weimar republic

[stone blade]

I trade with anthrax

[crimson flame]

based alice

[midnight tree]

HAHAHAHAHA

this dude needs a knife

[ionic hatch]

"LOOK AT ME SHANK BRUV"

[midnight tree]

just punch shit bro

[ionic hatch]

"BLOODY FINE INNIT"

[midnight tree]

oi oi oi

[crimson flame]

im at loss of words

[pastel quartz]

[midnight tree]

you got a loicense for that knoife

[ionic hatch]

My brother in christ that's a butter knife

[wary flume]

I have one of those

[pastel quartz]

you should sound it :)

[hidden path]

Do we have a cryptobrain in the chat

[wary flume]

Except it dosent flip out I have to do it myself

[crimson flame]

seems like it

[ionic hatch]

Cryptotard detected

[midnight tree]

bruh he ain't got a switchblade he has a bottomblade on god

[hidden path]

[wary flume]

Australian law sucks

[pastel quartz]

i bet tomboy watches furry porn on his own time

[ionic hatch]

Just buy a sword

[wary flume]

Already got one

[crimson flame]

buy a two handed axe

[ionic hatch]

Get a real knife

[hidden path]

why is your avatar so fucking ugly

did you buy it

[ionic hatch]

I used to own a Messer before I sold it for carparts

[wary flume]

My dirty ass room

[devout hull]

Didn't they ban all Hentai product import?

[ionic hatch]

Bro that's not a real sword

[pastel quartz]

one time i found an actual german swordsmith in a cs go server, almost bought a sword from him for 500 euros

[amber marsh]

AYOOOOOO HE ACTUALLY GOT A SWORD

THATS COOL AS SHIT

[wary flume]

Idk

[ionic hatch]

I'm talking about a Messer, bastard sword or a Zweihander

[pastel quartz]

is that a church organ ?

van halens guitar?

[wary flume]

I have knife collection aswell because no edge lord is complete without one

[midnight tree]

NOOOOO THEY HAVE TO BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE SWORDS THAT DOESN'T COUNT OKAY

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/872063898696704051/1047464912408023060/a_23f9426bee4e67226929b2ff054d4f5c.gif

[ionic hatch]

Unlike cryptocoomers I don't need to watch porn to get my dopamine

[pastel quartz]

hot ass

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/453521724055617546/1053226416478621717/redditsave.com_wordington_gamer_girl-abqrm8eg356a1.mp4

[wary flume]

My favourite spare time activities

[ionic hatch]

Instead I have pictures of your dad

[pastel quartz]

can we ban him

[hidden path]

My man

[pastel quartz]

i lost iq

[wary flume]

Die in a fire

[hidden path]

i give you 20 minutes

[midnight tree]

no

i will not heed your frail words

[pastel quartz]

wrong one

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[wary flume]

WHAT THE FUCK

[ionic hatch]

Bet this guy is part of META

[wary flume]

ayo nah

[devout hull]

shit did i miss porn?

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/pufferfish-carrot-meme-stfu-funny-gif-15837792

[wary flume]

Who posted that shit

[pastel quartz]

me

im sorry

[midnight tree]

yea

[pastel quartz]

i wanted to send a meme video

[wary flume]

Nah

[devout hull]

DM me that.

[wary flume]

Get yo bitch ass outta here

WHAT THE FUCK

[pastel quartz]

bitch ass

haha thats was up

[ionic hatch]

Fuck outta here coomer

[pastel quartz]

said the furry

[ionic hatch]

Go nut on some nft's

[pastel quartz]

im richer than you

[amber marsh]

PORN WAS POSTED???? AYO EVEN I DONT DO THAT

[wary flume]

Nah imma be a snitch

[hidden path]

Lmao

[ionic hatch]

[hidden path]

"I have fake money online"

[pastel quartz]

!

[stone blade]

thats a....thats a ver controversial meme dude

[wary flume]

@grizzled meadow some dumbass posted porn

[hidden path]

Bro I could live in a shed and still be better than you

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus hitler sign

[ionic hatch]

I earn 2500 a month DRIVING A FORKLIFT, my brother in Christ you have to pray your currency doesn't commit Weimar

[midnight tree]

"ay bro i have money that can be taken out by a power outage"

[wary flume]

They posted porn aswell

[hidden path]

Noooo

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[stone blade]

that too

[pastel quartz]

im sorry

do u want me to remove it

[hidden path]

you guys gonna make me lose my bet

[stone blade]

dont post shit like that man

[wary flume]

Literally me

[hidden path]

I said 20 minutes, don't make it 5

[pastel quartz]

its pretty funny thou, i thought stalker was sigma males

[narrow lotus]

wait what

[midnight tree]

just stop being cringe

[wary flume]

They posted porn aswell

[hidden path]

Sigma balls you coinfuck

[stone blade]

me or him?

[midnight tree]

smh this chat full of snitches

[pastel quartz]

you ivan.... you..

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/discordian-discord-brick-hill-discordia-nba-youngboy-gif-25717262

[stone blade]

there #📄rules the fk

[crimson flame]

genuine question, 2500 is like a millionaire amount for me
is it considered average or above average there?

[ionic hatch]

Sorry to break it to you but I'm not even a guy

[pastel quartz]

i havent read them

i´m gonna do that now

[stone blade]

read them dumbass

[wary flume]

And don’t post porn tf

[narrow lotus]

p!mute @pastel quartz 1d i will give you time to read the #📄rules

[ionic hatch]

Below average wage

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz has been muted for 1 day.

[stone blade]

he so lucky aldo isn't online

[wary flume]

Especially shit with actual dogs in it ya demented fuck

[stone blade]

and the heil hitler thing

[crimson flame]

ah okay

[ionic hatch]

Average wage in the Netherlands is 35K a year

[hidden path]

I'm at minimum wage rn

[ionic hatch]

I'm at around 20K

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/im-a-rule-breaker-antoine-taika-waititi-free-guy-i-break-the-rules-gif-22054023

[amber marsh]

Dam is that even enough to live?

[real tinsel]

motherfucker with 2500 euros a month you could live like kings in my country

[stone blade]

not you

[stone blade]

Same

[narrow lotus]

hohoho

[ionic hatch]

What? I spent only 800 on rent, taxes etc.

[narrow lotus]

hohohohoho

[real tinsel]

what went wrong with your shithole that 2500 is BELOW average

[ionic hatch]

I still live with family bro

[hidden path]

Hopefully I can get my plans done and earn some more

[ionic hatch]

I'm 19

[hidden path]

or I'll just go pretend to be swiss

[ionic hatch]

[hidden path]

that 4000 minimum wage sounds good

[crimson flame]

mf proved himself that hes a soyboi bitchass beta in less than an hour

• ask to help him decide gamba that he hates
• called alice furry without any clear reason
• posted his knife when people heckled him
• says "im richer than you"
• posted porn
• posted shit memes

[amber marsh]

Oh then that's probs more than manageable

[narrow lotus]

yeah , here minimum wage is 350 euros and rent is 200

[midnight tree]

i got maybe 32k NOK a month

[narrow lotus]

[crimson flame]

[midnight tree]

so about 3k euros a month

[real tinsel]

no cock, no balls, and with this guy i'm assuming no prostates either

[amber marsh]

Where r u from?

[crimson flame]

my rent is uhhh... yea....
3RDWORLD COUNTRY FTW

[amber marsh]

God dam

[midnight tree]

you could've just said he was cringe

nerd

[amber marsh]

Toilet paper money

[crimson flame]

he was beyond cringe

[ionic hatch]

I live like a queen atm

[crimson flame]

cringe is fuckin compliment for that person

[narrow lotus]

R0mania

[quartz saffron]

I would call you guys Europoors, and you are.... but at least you guys get free healthcare.

[hidden path]

My friend's gonna be a programmer and start at like 2800 a month

[narrow lotus]

[hidden path]

it's not fair

[ionic hatch]

I got 3 cars and a motorcycle under my ass and he calls me broke

[crimson flame]

MURICA LAND OF FREEDOM

[narrow lotus]

we do but u will want to pay for services , believe me

whats free is not rly that good

[upbeat bobcat]

Womania

[quartz saffron]

what you mean? You mean theres a premium healthcare service?

where you from? I heard UK is always backed up in waitlists

[narrow lotus]

ofc , money gets u everything

[hidden path]

I'm poor because I'm too fucking stupid to finish my studies

[crimson flame]

wait... isn't netherland famous for not having cars and motorcyles? is it not taxed heavily?

[amber marsh]

Oh dam, so thats why everyone here has so many fuckin cars and shit

[stone blade]

2500 euro in bulgaria youre a fucking vip

[narrow lotus]

Yeah with 2500 eur u can buy an apartment cash down in 3-4 years easily without loan from banks

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/VXi7kwaXA3w

[crimson flame]

dayum

[ionic hatch]

It's not taxed heavily if you drive oldtimers

[amber marsh]

Whoever said money doesn't buy you happiness, was dumber than forest gump

[hidden path]

Our politics get paid 8k a month and they still steal money

[crimson flame]

interesting

[narrow lotus]

never saw someone cry in lamborghini murcielago , just saying

maybe tears of joy

[upbeat bobcat]

Lambirgembir

[hidden path]

I saw a guy in a porshe, he looked like a pig

Genuine porcine genes

[amber marsh]

Rich mfs out here feeling the pain of only having 100s to wipe their ass with 😭😭😭

[ionic hatch]

I got a Toyota Celica GT-four from 1992, Subaru Impreza Turbo 555 1995, and a ford Capri from 1972, my motorcycle is a Honda Fury VT1300

[quartz saffron]

Unless your kim and have to deal with kanye's crazy

[real tinsel]

euro mfs complain that 2500 euros a month isn't enough while i have to scrap asbestos for food to not die of starvation

[crimson flame]

tbh qatar world cup is a real world example of this lol

[amber marsh]

Ayo got a pic of that Ford Capri?

Without the license plates

Too many people make that mistake

[quartz saffron]

i just keep forgetting we in the same doto 2 discord lmao

[narrow lotus]

Kim only cries a few times a month while she bathes in money, it's worth it id say

[hidden path]

Everything here is expensive as hell

[crimson flame]

holy FUCK thats sexy af

im not even into motorcycles

[amber marsh]

Bro I'll fuck with crazy all day every day if crazy is rich

[upbeat bobcat]

They so used to being warm and comfy for too long

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/R-N5HwD-PDU

[narrow lotus]

there is no way u have a 95 impreza fuck off

[quartz saffron]

Lmao i'll never forget this

[narrow lotus]

liar

[quartz saffron]

always a good laugh

[ionic hatch]

It was 3K

[real tinsel]

time to start a war

[amber marsh]

IS THAT THE GRIM RIPPER? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[narrow lotus]

bro here it's...not even available to buy , dont think anyone sells it

i wanted a bugeye impreza

but fuck that engine tbf

[ionic hatch]

Netherlands has abundance of them

[narrow lotus]

to much hassle

[devout hull]

Witcherd.

[quartz saffron]

Damn the ringland on dat subaru

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/war-war-calls-time-to-game-lets-play-cod-gif-22194895

[narrow lotus]

also ford capri

poor man's mustang

[amber marsh]

Holy fuck I almost exposed the shit out of myself

[crimson flame]

ford capri sun

[ionic hatch]

I got double turbo on the subaru

[hidden path]

would

[narrow lotus]

fuck

[amber marsh]

That mf is only 9.2?

[ionic hatch]

Mine is dark blue

[amber marsh]

Is it like empty inside?

[narrow lotus]

fully restored

and with historical papers so u dont pay taxes on it

[crimson flame]

just like me

[devout hull]

Sounds like a dream.

[amber marsh]

How old r u real quick (wanna make a cringy joke)

[narrow lotus]

yeah only way u can have big engines here

engine tax here is ripping the skin off you

for anything higher than 2.5

[midnight tree]

had this bike for a few years

[quartz saffron]

damn bruh

[midnight tree]

this exact bike

honda shadow 1998

[crimson flame]

22

[amber marsh]

Dam that looks good

[narrow lotus]

thats a nice bike ngl , even tho i would never get one in Romania , i chose living

[amber marsh]

Lemme fill you up then 👈🏼👈🏼😎

[quartz saffron]

I would get a bike but roads here are laughable

[crimson flame]

[amber marsh]

Ty for laughing

[midnight tree]

@ionic hatch rate the drip

[quartz saffron]

one pothole and you gonna be my patient

[crimson flame]

theres a massive pothole right in front of my flat. people put sand in it, and it only makes the hole bigger

[hidden path]

how come you guys do interesting things with your lives

[amber marsh]

Tomboy approval stamp when?

[crimson flame]

money

[amber marsh]

I'm hella quiet here my guy, you're not alone

[midnight tree]

still waiting for the paperwork to come through

[amber marsh]

Amen to that

[midnight tree]

i do fuck all every day this sucks

[narrow lotus]

same, if u dont get ran over by your average 90s BMW Driver with bulgarian plates then u die in the first pothole u hit

ironman mode

[amber marsh]

Play gamma

LMAO

[narrow lotus]

i once took a pothole at 50km/h in my 07 mazda and the whole dash turned off for 3 seconds

[hidden path]

bro I ride a bicycle and I'm just a temp worker, you got more interesting things going on

[narrow lotus]

[amber marsh]

I'm still hella mad at the fact a Romanian village has better infrastructure than the second biggest city and unofficial capital of Greece

Such a skill issue

[amber marsh]

AYOOO

[narrow lotus]

actually, alot of villages have better infrastructures then cities here , especially roads

main issue in villages is plumbing

[midnight tree]

bruh i'm a temp worker and i gotta take public transport

[hidden path]

Stop being more miserable than me

[narrow lotus]

with fuel prices , i get you

[hidden path]

I won't allow it

[amber marsh]

Yeah, my grandpa's house has and outhouse and that's that, may he rest in peace

[midnight tree]

get bent

i am the sad man

[narrow lotus]

only reason im not taking public transport is cause my car looks very nice and i like ppl staring at it

[amber marsh]

BUT THESE MFS GOT PUBLIC WIFI ON EVERY OTHER PILLAR

[narrow lotus]

but it costs

[ionic hatch]

Fellow honda bike enjoyer

[amber marsh]

AND ITS GOOD TOO

[midnight tree]

honda makes some straight banging bikes

[pastel quartz]

uwu

[hidden path]

I'll hug you bitchass

[narrow lotus]

Honda makes the best bikes

[devout hull]

Someone's woken up.

You been paying your taxes?

[ionic hatch]

My honda has build in Bluetooth radio

[narrow lotus]

Even their cars, bro Honda makes some banger 4 cyl engines

the VTEC thing is not just a meme

[amber marsh]

Let's go out in the woods to kill skinwalkers and eat around a campfire, itll be fun

[narrow lotus]

fucking engines rip

[hidden path]

I live in the smallest city in the world with 2 subway lines, we even beat the swiss at it so honestly having a car here would just be a waste of money

[amber marsh]

Just make sure to come alone and tell nobody where you're going

[midnight tree]

mine had a built in spotlight on the front

[narrow lotus]

i wanted to get a Honda Prelude

but they are pretty hard to get in good shape ehre

[devout hull]

maja got timed out for 10 minutes for some reason?

[ionic hatch]

Also got a compressor in it

So it has decent speed

[narrow lotus]

Yes.

[midnight tree]

nice

[amber marsh]

Yeah just saw too

[midnight tree]

how many liters

[narrow lotus]

p!roast @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz, If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

[midnight tree]

i got a 15L tank on mine

can drive forever with that thing

[narrow lotus]

uWu yourself

[ionic hatch]

20L on mine

[midnight tree]

noice

[amber marsh]

AYO HE DID NOT

[ionic hatch]

1300cc

[midnight tree]

yeah i only had a 125cc in mine because i was 16 at the time

[amber marsh]

Holy moly, imagine that on a mario kart lobby

[midnight tree]

shit could go fast though

sounded like a 600cc

very noice

[ionic hatch]

Even with cold weather It grips like a mf

Otherwise I'll just take out the subie

[midnight tree]

grip deez nuts

[amber marsh]

Dam beat me to it

[ionic hatch]

The celica and ford are only for the track

[narrow lotus]

Yes.

[ionic hatch]

Got double turbo in the subie

Air suspension

[narrow lotus]

for 3k

how

[ionic hatch]

No I put that in myself

[narrow lotus]

ahhhhh i see

[ionic hatch]

Turbo 555 comes with stock turbo

[midnight tree]

more like the subby

[ionic hatch]

I do mechanic work

I love working on that shit

We do a little bit of welding

[midnight tree]

welding is easy

just make sure to stare straight into the weld without any eye protection

[narrow lotus]

shut it already

[midnight tree]

for maximum perception

[placid geode]

and lick the torch to make sure its clean

[hidden path]

Too many talents

[amber marsh]

Holy fuck I felt that one

[narrow lotus]

make sure u wash ur hands with gasoline before using the torch as well

[midnight tree]

always attach the battery to your nipples to be extra grounded

[placid geode]

gasoline is a great solvent so it helps keep u clean

[amber marsh]

Cant say that, I'll get banned

[midnight tree]

ban deez nuts

[hidden path]

did nft boy dm you Iedy

[midnight tree]

real

[placid geode]

i legit saw a guy driving a ford flex and they had a fucking deez nuts license plate frame

[amber marsh]

I really wanna hope that's not an ass crack I'm seeing

[midnight tree]

see this ass, cracker

[narrow lotus]

who the weirdo that got muted

yes

he dms everyone

[crimson flame]

lmao

[amber marsh]

Not me 😭😭😭

[narrow lotus]

i might mute him for 69 days for harassing

[crimson flame]

pathetic

[crimson flame]

do it

unsolicited dm

[amber marsh]

That would be peak comedy

[midnight tree]

send him a dick pic

[narrow lotus]

No.

[midnight tree]

no balls

[placid geode]

yeah i like nfts
nice
floppy
testicles

[hidden path]

Lmao I knew it

Starting to really spot who's gonna get banned or not

my radar is calibrated

[ionic hatch]

I'm trying to find a nice body kit for the subie

[amber marsh]

Ledy how close am I to being banned?

[ionic hatch]

And maybe a different color

[narrow lotus]

p!infractions @amber marsh

[foggy mantle]

Gumbito#1905

This user has no infractions.

[amber marsh]

AYO WHAT

[narrow lotus]

virgin

[midnight tree]

ledy would never ban me

[amber marsh]

LESS GOOOO

[narrow lotus]

p!infractions @midnight tree

[foggy mantle]

Dipshit McGee#5225

Total infractions: 3
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

WARN | Case [#672]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 10/24/2022 11:39pm UTC
Reason: don't post the n-word again

WARN | Case [#965]

Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 11/28/2022 10:41pm UTC
Reason: This is no longer the McCarthy era. Don't use that expression as an insult.

MUTE [3 days] | Case [#966]

Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 11/28/2022 10:43pm UTC
Reason: Using political terms as insults.

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[narrow lotus]

[amber marsh]

"Again"

[narrow lotus]

p!infractions @ionic hatch

[foggy mantle]

AliceFreyer#2300

Total infractions: 4
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

WARN | Case [#887]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/20/2022 06:36pm UTC
Reason: gif with animal cruelty, fuck you too + mald cope seethe

WARN | Case [#924]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/24/2022 08:47pm UTC
Reason: they never learn, especially after you tell them to not post stuff like this

MUTE [5 days] | Case [#967]

Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 11/28/2022 10:44pm UTC
Reason: Using term subhumans for people of differing political views.

WARN | Case [#1023]

Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 12/06/2022 12:15pm UTC
Reason: Engaging in slur-baiting. If you step out of line one more time you're permanently banned.

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[solar obsidian]

[ionic hatch]

Ledy would never delete me from brainfart

[narrow lotus]

oioi

[solar obsidian]

suburban humans

[midnight tree]

if you remove me from brainfart you remove brainfart iteself

[narrow lotus]

no , brainfart died with gtanil

u are not him

nor will ever be

[amber marsh]

Dam

[midnight tree]

i don't know who that is

shut up

[upbeat bobcat]

We need new drama

[amber marsh]

You're not that guy pal, you're not that guy

[solar obsidian]

then why ban him

[midnight tree]

i am this guy

[narrow lotus]

at his request

[amber marsh]

We literally don't

[amber marsh]

She a whole ass package ngl

[solar obsidian]

committed ban himself

[placid geode]

mindcraft do g

[amber marsh]

Hey ledy, can a mod in theory ban themselves?

And I dont mean through someone else

Dam chat be quiet

[hidden path]

I am wholesome 100 so I'll never get banned

[placid geode]

sry just typing my manifesto rn

[amber marsh]

Lmao I'm nothing but wholesome so it's only a matter of time

[hidden path]

I'm just waiting for the schizophrenia to kick in

[amber marsh]

Holy flying shit

Okay it's not showing the vid and it just looks like I'm getting political

[hidden path]

Lmao it do

Cry about it

[amber marsh]

Aight one moment

[narrow lotus]

@amber marsh speedrunning to your 1st warn i see

dont post controversial stuff

[amber marsh]

I wanted to save just the flying toilet

But idk how to 😭

[amber marsh]

Need a hug buddy?

[stone blade]

yes

[amber marsh]

hug same here

[amber marsh]

Its unreal how much porn I have on my phone, I've been scrolling for like a few minutes and I've only found like 4 memes

[solar obsidian]

[placid geode]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2heavy-eating-chips-tf2-tf2heavy-tf2anonymousgamer-gif-23650452

[crimson flame]

Bruh

[amber marsh]

Ayooo

[solar obsidian]

the amount of racist and homophobe memes i have really makes it hard to filter here

[amber marsh]

Dam bro, that's disgusting... dms?

[midnight tree]

literally me

[crimson flame]

playing this while exploring x19

best vibe ever

[narrow lotus]

My City got new Mercedes Busses

120k a piece

💪

[solar obsidian]

now you can say that you ride in a mercedes

[warped crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/571559628077531146/1041397406832525353/4571495422530162650.mp4

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M0pcPNXYjM you know the song bout to be lit when you get "tunes to tube" on the top

anyone got a subwoofer to play this through?

[crimson flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772958086595608609/1053254354884382760/0019-1867.mp4

absolute vibe

[stone blade]

certified x18 moment

[ruby minnow]

i think if it flashes pink there might be worse problem then it flashing blue

well that sounded sexist

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/heyzzy-mods-cry-to-mods-annoying-bitch-stfu-gif-25951942

[queen finch]

I feel that

[runic sorrel]

Same bro

[solar obsidian]

🫂

[heady crow]

Honestly yeah

Half the time i dont even know what im posting

[solar obsidian]

im scared i'll accidently mix up channels one day

[somber warren]

you know where to post them brother

[solar obsidian]

[amber marsh]

Poltergeist moment

[crimson flame]

i got something really funny

[pastel quartz]

me?

i mean- a joke

[midnight tree]

knock knock

[pastel quartz]

who's there?

[midnight tree]

i forgor

[amber marsh]

Child care!

[crimson flame]

ok it wasnt as funny as i thought

[pastel quartz]

omwghh if you'd be my child care uwuu

[crimson flame]

my grenade pushed the pyrogeist out of bounds

and its stuck on the ceiling

[amber marsh]

Wait what

Based

[midnight tree]

nah bro i'd only be interested in a dommy mommy fr

[fickle iron]

fuck brainfart

[midnight tree]

🚫 🧢

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-crying-tears-sad-frog-gif-11760244

[fickle iron]

parents that allow their children to become femboys should have the cps called on them

[amber marsh]

My mans, amen to that

[fickle iron]

fixed

[solar obsidian]

based

[amber marsh]

Based on what?

[ionic hatch]

[fickle iron]

i look away from tarkov for one second and i died from a scav

[midnight tree]

skill issue

[fickle iron]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-meme-black-guy-cries-sad-man-thank-god-for-my-reefer-hood-news-gif-24902056

it was a player scav

[midnight tree]

piss and shit about it

[fickle iron]

think you are missing one more thing

[midnight tree]

cum

[devout hull]

piss and cum?

The smell would be vile.

[amber marsh]

Yes, he smell would be the problem, uh huh

[fickle iron]

and how would you know that

[solar obsidian]

tasted it

[midnight tree]

i have a penis for for each of em

[fickle iron]

what

[midnight tree]

one for piss, one for cum

[pastel quartz]

:wicked:

[solar obsidian]

imagine not having seperate penises

[midnight tree]

gotta have my shit in order

fr

i don't have the time to be sorting between piss and cum all day i gotta be on top of the stock trade bro

[solar obsidian]

just use a rope and tie them together

[somber warren]

you guys only have 2 dicks? Fucking looser smh

[ionic hatch]

Straight up not having it today

[fickle iron]

that's not healthily

[ionic hatch]

It's not even noon

And there are NO FUCKING CUSTOMERS

It's fucking deserted

[wise bane]

Just go home

[midnight tree]

make them fuck, then

[wise bane]

Im at the doc

[ionic hatch]

I can't I get paid by the hour retard

[solar obsidian]

rude

[midnight tree]

just say you were there

[fickle iron]

hey at least you don't have to deal with customers

[wise bane]

Be happy then, dont have to do much for your money

[midnight tree]

epic prank

[ionic hatch]

I need to get my 40 hour quota

[fickle iron]

I fucking work at dollar general

and it's pact

[ionic hatch]

ID RATHER DO SOMETHING AND GET PAID THO

[fickle iron]

packed*

[wise bane]

Skill issue#

[solar obsidian]

then do something

[ionic hatch]

Like holy fuck I can't stand doing nothing

[midnight tree]

do some pushups

[somber warren]

do a handstand

[uncut obsidian]

Just do nothing

[ionic hatch]

That's the thing I did everything in advance yesterday

[solar obsidian]

write a manifesto, @ionic hatch

[wise bane]

Do some sushi

[ionic hatch]

I'll do your dad

[uncut obsidian]

By doing nothing you're still doing something, which is nothing

[midnight tree]

go flick the bean or something then

[uncut obsidian]

my dad's no homo

[ionic hatch]

Whqt

[solar obsidian]

im @uncut obsidian's dad

[ionic hatch]

[wise bane]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[midnight tree]

real

[ionic hatch]

So he likes women

[solar obsidian]

really real

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[somber warren]

really really really real

[uncut obsidian]

you're not a woman

[solar obsidian]

realist

[fickle iron]

you support ukraine your words are a automatic l

[wise bane]

We all know that

[ionic hatch]

I am infact a woman

[somber warren]

Fake News

[uncut obsidian]

try getting even more political lil bro

[ionic hatch]

Men have dick I do not

[wise bane]

Proof?

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[midnight tree]

skill issue

[somber warren]

to early

[midnight tree]

just grow one

[solar obsidian]

whoops

[ionic hatch]

[somber warren]

imagine not having a dick smh

[wise bane]

Get some balls

[uncut obsidian]

Iedy

don't

[fickle iron]

imagine having balls

[uncut obsidian]

[narrow lotus]

[solar obsidian]

imagine not having balls

[ionic hatch]

You know what I have that you guys don't tho?

[devout hull]

It's OK, Alice, you have a dick in my heart.

[uncut obsidian]

He'll do it to himself

I bet

[wise bane]

A life

[ionic hatch]

I got a prestine chassis Subaru impreza

[somber warren]

a will to live?

[narrow lotus]

maja in the corner drooling

[devout hull]

woo

[wise bane]

And a ford capri

[somber warren]

ohgod

i forgot

lets not talk about our dicks guys

[solar obsidian]

and does it fill that emptyness inside you that you are having right now because there are no customers and theres nothing to do?

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1022251224260677672.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[wise bane]

And becouse no dick?

[uncut obsidian]

wait

[solar obsidian]

imagine not having one

[uncut obsidian]

why is maja brainfart exiled

[somber warren]

imagine not having a dick, i would have to sit down to piss. That would be horrible

[wise bane]

I do and now im horny

[solar obsidian]

@uncut obsidian horny jail

[narrow lotus]

you are joking , right?

[pastel quartz]

i'm like that for already- like aw eek
i also got muted, for just saying uwu

[somber warren]

why not banned, thats the real question

[midnight tree]

if i ever lose my dick i will continue to stand when i piss

[uncut obsidian]

that's what im saying

[somber warren]

Based

[fickle iron]

[somber warren]

you have the power, do it... you know you want it too

[ionic hatch]

Yeah because this is my last day before my 2 week holiday

[solar obsidian]

nice

[wise bane]

People, it is weekend

[amber marsh]

Omfg I just saw a cotton candy sandwich and it's awful

[uncut obsidian]

not enough rule breaking

[ionic hatch]

Which means I can work on my car

[uncut obsidian]

p!infractions @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

maja#5136

Total infractions: 1
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

WARN | Case [#920]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/24/2022 04:04pm UTC
Reason: stop this fucking horny offtopic shit around here, you don't have the newcomer role anymore, #🎪bruh-fart and #╟❓general-offtopic are open, no more excuses

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[midnight tree]

the first few days of a vacation are the best

[unborn knoll]

waaa

[narrow lotus]

Yes.

[somber warren]

its only a matter of time, lets call it preventing rule breaks

[unborn knoll]

impossible

[amber marsh]

hug

[amber marsh]

How many federal agents do you hate on daily

[uncut obsidian]

[somber warren]

ALL of them

[uncut obsidian]

bro the quality is dogshit

[somber warren]

my most hated federal agent is @ionic hatch

[midnight tree]

gonna cry?

piss your pants maybe?

perhaps shit and cum?

[somber warren]

my brother in christ, don't enable maja

[midnight tree]

i will enable everyone

everyone needs some support in their lives

[solar obsidian]

theres cotton candy in your walls

[somber warren]

you don't know what you are doing to us

[midnight tree]

i know what i'm doing all the time

[wise bane]

Dementia haver checks out

[pastel quartz]

how is that support?

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/ironic-star-wars-chode-gif-5274592

[midnight tree]

if you don't think about it

[solar obsidian]

character build

[midnight tree]

it's very supportive

yeah that

what he said

[somber warren]

go support some bitches

[midnight tree]

i am doing that right now

[crimson flame]

[somber warren]

bro we both know, that maja is a dude.

[midnight tree]

a dude can be a bitch

[crimson flame]

pog

[narrow lotus]

[midnight tree]

avert your eyes, ledy

this is grown-up talk

[crimson flame]

ledy be like
im not paid enough to moderate this shit

[midnight tree]

he should do what i do with my real job

[somber warren]

can't even be mad tbh

[midnight tree]

i do nothing all day and get paid for it

i just open a gate if i see a truck comin towards it

then i go back to le epic gamign

[somber warren]

hey bro we can trade work, i do nothing and you are a Tard Handler

[midnight tree]

i am the tard

and i can handle myself

[amber marsh]

My friend tried, it was so good he couldn't talk or move

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[wise bane]

There are no females on discord

[solar obsidian]

of course

[somber warren]

its a fact

[midnight tree]

real

[amber marsh]

That's a cool job

[midnight tree]

yeah

i am a certified security guard

[crimson flame]

What if you dont open the gate

[devout hull]

certainly one of the security guards of all time

[midnight tree]

catastrophe

i am the security guard

[crimson flame]

Why am i laughing so much

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-kermit-darth-kermit-gif-25450285

[crimson flame]

[midnight tree]

this place would be in shambles without my watchful eye looking at youtube

[crimson flame]

You deserve a raise

[midnight tree]

real

[somber warren]

do you at least get a baton or pepper spray?

[solar obsidian]

if @midnight tree doesnt open that gate the whole world collapses

[midnight tree]

i get boots to kick people with

these boots are pretty boppin

[uncut obsidian]

@narrow lotus or

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-shy-gif-18334899

[midnight tree]

i have a formidable dropkick

[hidden path]

woke up

[narrow lotus]

[solar obsidian]

why

[midnight tree]

why

go back to bed

dummy

[hidden path]

some dumb cunt had opened my apartment door and was saying some incomprehensible shit

[solar obsidian]

kick his ass

[midnight tree]

understanadble

[pastel quartz]

incomprehensible

[narrow lotus]

what the fuck do u mean he opened ur door

[somber warren]

literal Burglary, defend your home bro

[solar obsidian]

its free real estate

[crimson flame]

Hes casting a spell on you

[midnight tree]

when i was undergoing my security course i was a guard at a silent disco once and after i while i just started making sounds and talking gibberish and the drunks there just nodded along to whatever i said because they were only hearing what they wanted to hear anyway

it was a fun time

[ocean pulsar]

the masculine urge to cave in a home invader's skull

[crimson flame]

What? Silent disco?

[wary flume]

Yes

[somber warren]

Real

[uncut obsidian]

have you heard what happened to Minx recently?

[midnight tree]

yeah they had like hundreds of headsets and shit

[somber warren]

who is minx?

[midnight tree]

gave em out instead of playing loud music

[crimson flame]

Interesting

[amber marsh]

Oh?

[crimson flame]

I wanna go there

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/KUlhSL1frCE

[crimson flame]

Justaminx?

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[amber marsh]

NOT THE CAT

[somber warren]

bruh wtf

[crimson flame]

[midnight tree]

the thing is they had 3 DJ's at the same time and, of course, everyone was singing along to whoever they felt like at the time so there were hundreds of people singing 3 different shitty party songs over each other at all times

[somber warren]

sounds like a good time

[midnight tree]

they were all completely fucking braindead

coming up to me all the time like "HUHhhhuhuh My HEadSet Is Broken?!!?" and then i just had to flick the on/off switch once and they were fucking flabbergasted at my technical prowess

[somber warren]

why would you ask a fucking security guard to fix you headphones

like wtf

for real

[midnight tree]

because the people who go to those places are not the brightest

[crimson flame]

security is basically also a general support/help guy

[midnight tree]

i am not

i am there to beat up people and throw them out

[somber warren]

bruh securityis not tech support

[uncut obsidian]

?

[narrow lotus]

cropped looks better

without the background

[hidden path]

I checked and nothing got stole

[midnight tree]

crop deez nuts

[uncut obsidian]

Its quality is terrible

[hidden path]

how the fuck do people get inside this building

[uncut obsidian]

Who has nitro here?

[narrow lotus]

it is , can u make it higher rez?

[midnight tree]

door

[hidden path]

we have doors that lock with badges

[midnight tree]

open the door

w/ handle

[hidden path]

the handles don't do anything

electronic lock

[uncut obsidian]

I downloaded it from here

[midnight tree]

why do you have them then

smh

[uncut obsidian]

@ionic hatch send the stare emote

nOW

[somber warren]

https://emoji.gg/emoji/8135-ghost-mw2

use this

this is the one

[hidden path]

So fucking stupid that some people leave the doors open

fuckin

[somber warren]

#🎪bruh-fart message
this is legit the one alice is using, i know bc i added this emoji

[uncut obsidian]

@narrow lotus

[lusty sonnet]

[uncut obsidian]

[somber warren]

[midnight tree]

[somber warren]

bruh i'm watching the minx vid rn

[pastel quartz]

[somber warren]

wtf like fr

[uncut obsidian]

i was so anxious watching it the first time

murica moment

[somber warren]

Real

and everyone is like no everyting is fine

[narrow lotus]

nice

[somber warren]

little did they know, it was not fine

[midnight tree]

if people tried living under my house they would die of exposure

hypothermia type beat

[somber warren]

if i would catch someone living under my house i would go to prison for a long time fr fr

[hidden path]

Is the cat fine

only thing I care about

[somber warren]

i'll tell you when i'm done with the vid

[hidden path]

If someone stole my cat, the geneva convention would stop applying

I would commit unspeakable violence

[uncut obsidian]

i won't spoil it then

[somber warren]

understandable

[hidden path]

you would not understand

[queen finch]

we getting new emotes ?

[hidden path]

nor would the cops trying to find out which parts of thr body fit together

[somber warren]

[somber warren]

hey i'm with you on this one

[stone blade]

yo

[somber warren]

@hidden path the cats are fine and back home

but goddamn what a fucked up story

[abstract path]

Where what cats

[somber warren]

if she didn't have evidence i would fucking think she is just crazy

[somber warren]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[abstract path]

Nooooooo

[somber warren]

literally the most fucked up shit i saw today

[grizzled meadow]

p!warn 512672787123404812 you talk political shit in a server where that shit is banned, your words are a automatic l

[foggy mantle]

@fickle iron has been warned.

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415654582572679170/1053275474677219338/image-6.png

[pastel quartz]

haii uwu

[abstract path]

Hi >->

I mean hi

Mommy?

[pastel quartz]

i missed uu :c nobody wants me here