#🎪bruh-fart
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ungrateful fucking cretin
i have a full head of flowing hair you nincompoop
Of course.
i will boil your balls

Alamdilloulah we will boil him
the forklift guy just drove by with a pallet jack on his forklift
it was a beautiful child and i'm sure he's proud
that pallet jack will grow up to be a big strong forklift one day i'm certain of it
When I get home I'll post a vid of guys charging through a door with a forklift
post a vid of deez nuts
bet
An effective way of getting rid of pubes.
bet
Make sure to burn those hair roots shut.
real
God is Kaiba.

Keichi Sigsawa has beaten Reki Kawahara within his own franchise 
Which I find hilarious.
these are all just random sounds to me
Smash or pass
your mom
:(
Fuckin normies
Best game omg
selfie
not wrong uwu
Can I send one gore video ?
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Or will I get banned
for fucks sake
bully
I made this
Is it good for someone that sucks at animation
i mean, ur working with stickmans
balls
i know, but myp oint is
animation is mcuh easier with that
Ye
Grammar
Much*
Noice

xqcL
CLYDE COME ON MAN
IT'S LITERALLY THE DIO JOJO WALKING TOWARDS EACH OTHER MEME
BUT WITH MADNESS COMBAT CHARACTERS
No means no
everything jojo is gae
Clyde said so
no gae allowed
just block clyde tbh that's what i did
And?
Madness combat>
clyde is just toxic so i blocked him and removed him from my life
always trying to control me n shit
who's clyde?
some bot
EVERY WHERE I GO I SEE HIM
I heard your cringe was pretty strong, LET ME FIGHT IT!
my skin burns
Me going to ask my mom if I can buy Garry’s mod
Give me a cut of that.
clenching
She then rips her shirt off.
stop playing football with your self-respect, please
that isnt football dummy
mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.
and- what my self respect has to dow tih playing it
Sheesh maja became exile
is that- good?\
Do you feel good?
crazy how someone as sane as maja could be exiled
i want this so bad
the world we live in smh
nyo :c, becoming exiled didnt change anything either
lmao go have kids and make them play games full of memes already
I CAN'T GET NO BITCHES
what are you waiting for?
I LOOK LIKE MY FAVORITE HOBBY IS THROWING BEER BOTTLES AT CHILDREN
get paid instead, getting bitches gets easier with that
there's a reason why fat mfs with vision get bitches
wanna- try that out on me? >~<
I'm so glad I started using moisturizers
It's so good to not be in pain when winter hits
wha-what causes pain during winter?
man i am a fit guy in my 20's but there is no god damn places i know of where i could get a gf
i do not want to go to some bar or shit like that
drinking is cringe
have you considered going to social events?
true!
having my skin go so dry it starts to crack at every stretch
glad i wasnt born with the worst skin type imaginable
social events in my area is just either drinking or drinking and also doing drugs
get paid and move out
i am doing that
Dwugs
shit ass
do it faster
I need to get some bitches on my dick fr fr fr
shut your cockhole before i put a pencil in there
gotta get rid of that yeye ass haircut
my haircut is fine
no
Wha
its really not
none of you have seen me
it's e2w
show us then
degrade me more >~<
you should get a job
Checks out.
I can't dox myself
goddammit @pastel quartz maja you're going to ruin crystal's innocence
saving all of that-
every time i see you typing i feel a little less horny
I would argue hair isn't doxxing, unless it is incredibly memorable.
My shrimp dick shrimping even more
r
shiet man really gotta do something about that
Ichiban is based, his haircut isn't.
Wha
He does
Huh
clearly
Imagine being weirded out by showing your forehead while calling yourself gorf.
What happened
literally nothing
apocalypse
they bully me for being howny- as usual
we have been doing the same shit as always
the duality of man
kinda making me even mow howny with it >~<
Tehee
look at this mofo, all volume no substance
men are ew lately, their haircut omg
I didn't name myself gorf. I was named that by people on the internet
bro i got that aryan haircut ngl
Skinhead with a swastika tat?
I got the aryan haircut
We talking Leon style?
i could pull off a leon cut
no proof
Maja I'm going to stab you
She'd like it.
(with his penis)
o-okay..
yup
got damn it's almost lunch time
that's even better uwu >~<
eat some pussy, go get laid
Genders are confusing in this channel I don't even know anymore
always assume its a man
everyone is a man in their 30's
True
until proven otherwise
exactly
i'm still not even in my 20s
Sussy
youngsters
glowie
Pubic hair growing on face
typical discord children, all bussin but no fr
does it work if I scribble out my face
whatever just send your yee-yee ass haircut
Imagine getting hair implanted and instead of getting hair from the back of your head they take it from your pubes.
yes
Literally only leave hair.
Maybe the edges of your face if you're feeling brave.
chin
Chin
Hey, speak for yourself dumbo 
ew haircut
why are my neighbors so shit
chad jaw
Typical white male
yee yee ass haircut looking mf. comb it, you look like you just woke up
better than a bald girl
It's a bit basic, nice bones though.
oooh my gooood
a bit
Boneless guy
whos' a bald girl here
My hair does a wave and i can't change that
@hidden path cant handle criticism
its not about you having a wave, or ,, it growing like that ''
your hair doesnt stop you from growing longer or having different type of haircut
not me
I don't like long hair
@hidden path dont be insecure about your hair, you can just comb that shit, its ez, worst case use hair gel
Also it does prevent me from having different haircuts, I tried
Correction : I don't like long hair on myself. Never really wanted it
It be pog on other people
It defo has it's downsides to be fair
i half halfway long hair
My hair works and tbh it's all I ask.
so you a fallout raider?
i grow it until it reaches my shoulders or sum shit then i get it cut down
what's a woman?
no i'm a borderlands bandit
playing games with long hair 
hence why you gae
shut the fuck up
Suck me
i will sow a two-piece suit from your skin and wear it to your funeral
c-can i?..
It do take a lot of effort, but it's nice when people know how to take care of themselves

you called my haircut bad, you're not allowed in my goblin den
pweeease!! i'll do anything
bring me pizza rolls

deceitful he is
that's it?
nuh uh
Also yes Maja, I'm hungry.
you can't fit into my goblin hole
I want Totino's finest
real
viking
swag beard
that beard
Wait, actually?
Yo are u a norse god
kratos if he had hair
also fucking natural ginger
I know, my beard is out of shape, I need to git gud
pog
Nay
Based beard
Odin, I need the Jormungands vaping juice
mhm!
Intentionally frizzy hair?
@hidden path also let your hair grow a little longer, then trim the sides, make it look neat and comb it
no 
Become viking pilled
Nah, I'm oiling it and it's getting oily naturally. Plus I'm going bald slowly hence why I oil it
Fucking never ending cycle
damn i shaved yesterday
Maybe I'll try that but I really want to avoid looking like a football player
As a viking, you could totally rock the bald.
not that long. wait ill show u a pic (not of me ofc)
I'm too fat qeq
Thanks bruver
now i look like i could be mommy's special toy instead of being a serial drunk driver
Get a tattoo on your head bro
Maja irl
me
no?.. m-maybe?..
One of those crisscrossing blue tattoos that cover half the head?
Grill

become the avatar
mo2 today? 👉 👈
if you're bald you have to
Maybe
what is mo2
divinity
real
Divinity original sin 2
wait wasnt mo2 mod manager
oh, fuck, mo2 was mod thingie
brain fart moment
Vivinity
brainlet
Brainrot
of course it's Mdivinity Originalsin 2
isnt that what u called it yesterday
@hidden pathhttps://i.pinimg.com/550x/5f/1c/cb/5f1ccbe53ccdfa766ca4c744dfac9f93.jpg very simple
oh, do2
Yes my brain is constantly farting so i belong here
smh it's DOS2
my forehead is already big, I'd look like Megamind 
employment magnet
But I may try it
it didnt look big
born to drink water
forced to piss 
that haircut wont make your forehead look bigger either
I made sure to sribble over it more than necessary 
just do it in your pants, youll just wash it anyway
I almost flipped the forklift
Still, thanks for the advice people. Mainly Delight

pretty happy about a picture where I didn't feel ugly as shit 
Don't tell me what to do
cheers. you looked good, just that the hair could be combed more
ah u crashed it and pressed F to reset it
it happens , old halo days
Yeah
She's high on ketamine, there's no reasoning with her right now.
true, his jaw/chin is pretty uwu >~<
@hidden path see even glowies are falling for u
cringe head
Suck my dick

I'm flattered
Really should expect this behavior from brainfart.
she's innocent
can i too?
??
chad grindset
less time spent on the toilet mean more time spent getting that dosh
exactly
those dabloons
you shit your pants hard - you play hard
4 dabloons
that's why i just throw my shit at strangers to encourage them to stay on their grind
gorilla grindset
no more than 5.5 dubloons
No I'm not 
yeah you are
prove it
Also anyone up for Barotrauma?
Church.
😳
i bet you're a wholesome bean on the inside you little rascal
i seen your reactions to brainfart. dont act tough, sweetheart, i can see that innocence through ya
Yes yuo are
My brother in Christ most of us are working
lmao time issue

-and skill issue
Krill issue
it is shrimple as that
ikr
I am as wholesome as the F14's MAAM's

there's this saying "quiet lakes are usually the deepest" and @ionic hatch is mute
The only bad people get suspended almost instantly

most here at pleasant
You would consider me pleasant?


Femboy
Have a fascination with them?
i bet if alice started singing small animals would flock to her to listen
reasonably

Thanks, Barf-I mean Gorf.

thats why shes mute

Alice has a really nice taste in music.
the voice is so sweet it brings everyone closer
I enjoy her recommendations.
This is bullying
Simp
Call me a slur or something
honey
Cute.

cunt
A marshmallow

possum gets it
@narrow lotus mute this man
Why
yes, hes insulting people for no reason
yeah he's being mean
minimod
When cunt became an insult
this is the safest space in discord
you are a good friend and i am glad i met you
Can't let any harm come to the local fauna
Americans be like that.

you shed light on my dim life
gender neutral tomato
Mfers get insulted when they realize there's other continents and countries on earth
ALCOHOLIC AND A DICKHEAD
THANK YOU
Bitchass
Yee ass
shut the fuck up ledy you're ruining it
w*man @ionic hatch
Thank you for spelling "man"
zobra
She's a pretty good mother, if you ask me :)
Today's gonna be good
of course
Yeah?
you mean vodka
Androidus pro gaming
o man
put a picture of your face on your phone
femboy > tomboy
Debatable
Ok idk if I should do that but I'll try
ahem
I would call you a dyke, yet that would likely displease all them bitches as no wahmen would like to kiss and better yet fuck a manly bitch just like you!
||No hard feels, just delivering what ya asked for, still love ya
||

Send it to this location
Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake
https://maps.app.goo.gl/n5XhcqD2GUgk4ct26
I'll shit your toilet bro
I'll invert your ribcage
No, I come from the region with the highest alcoholism rate in the country
A Pan
🍳
I don't speak whatever this is
i remember the first time i did that quest i handed over the artifact thinking i could just kill the guy and steal the reward money after he turned it in. i felt so cheated after taking the time to follow him away from the skadovsk and dome him
I love this quest coz I like the item. It was so orginal artifact designe - alive and totaly useless, but animated and totaly pain in the ass quest. Haha 🙂
real
bro why in America you can buy a gun at 18 but you can drink at 21
yeah many people from NA are stupid
so they can join the army sober

alcohol isnt in the bill of rights
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i find a lot of people that pull the "hurr guns at 18 but no alchol till 21" are the same people who have never owned a gun and/or started drinking at age 14
the 21 isnt the problem. the problem is the gun at 18 and 21 drinking. if they can make 21 drinking, why not make guns 21 or more
because as i said, guns are enshrined in the bill of rights and alcohol isnt
i have shot my monitor with a 1911
good days
guns are completely safe when handled by someone competent
drinking just about any amount of alcohol will sliw your reflexes and impair your judgement and can cause permanent damage to your innards such as your liver
Sounds like someone has a weak head
i'm not anti-gun because why tf would you
like lets say america
in the south nearly everyone owns a gun
and you cannot see 1 person getting robbed
I can't have one unfortunately
i can have one
just not legally
i can even own an AK-47
its not about age btw you cannot own any kind of gun here unless you're an important person
yeah down south where states are conservative we have a far lower overall violent crime rate than more liberal states like new york or california
sounds like a shithole
but %90 of the grown up males here carry pistols 
also guns are a necessity for some folks out here because people not living in an urban bubble have to deal with wildlife attacking crops and/or livestock
Licenses here are hard to get, and you can't get most of the gun types
Except if you are in teritorials 
i could ask one of my relatives for an AK
But I can do neither so
i know they have them just not sure if they will give it to me
like america isnt a shithole 
i can just order an ak and have it shipped to the pawn shop a few blocks away and pick it up there after a 5-10 minute wait for a background check
yeah america is one big shithole
their politicians lie
out here
they just tell us what they're doing
oh its a shithole sure but its far better than any other shithole
any other..? how do you know?
all politicians lie wdym
ours lie and don't lie
they're pieces of shits that's all i know
Ok stop that, lest you awaken the wardens
idk how to explain it
america despite its problems is the best country to live in and i have yet to see compelling evidence otherwise
well if you think so
man i would rather live in Birmingham then America
if you disagree, please tell me what country/countries you think are better and why
america is one of the last choices i'd go to
Oi
nordic countries are better
okay now explain why
i would say generally America has bad people
people like karens
we did saw this at covid-19
yeah i would agree i fucking hate what urban cities have turned people into
people were at streets protesting when they should be staying away from it
yeah i'd say the same
people were protesting because they werent allowed to go to work to make money to feed their family and pay bills and the government was fighting over stimulus checks because lawmakers were trying to tack on unnecessary funding to said stimulus checks
anti-vaxx people
anti-mask people
hey ivan
so those were also protesting because they weren't able to go to work?
no the big protests were anti-lockdown protests
well
those big protests did kill many people
so i would also say America has stupid people
alyo
no, they didnt
it also cannot survive long in sunlight
can you find any data to suggest any outbreak was caused by any specific lockdown protest?
alright according to this site over here
there were 101 million cases
1 million dead
Have a look at the protests in fucking Melbourne Australian the amount of fuck heads who fucked the whole city up was not even funny.
98 million recovered
that is a big number
and according to the whole world same site
there was 655 million cases
so that means 101 comes from US
and 6 million deaths
let me tell you something
texas barely ever put any restrictions for covid
mostly mask mandates and some restaurants had to close their lobbies overnight and operate on drive thru only if they were a 24/7 location
covid barely existed here throughout the entire thing and restrictions were lifted very early compared to other states
oy vey
Boss brought us Christmas cake 
he a real one for that
Day restored
well Texas isn't the whole US
there is 331 million people in united states and only 29 million in Texas
imagine thinking covid is real 
Fuck off cunt
lmao my dude
the us population in 2018 was about 365 million
you telling me we lost about 1/4 of out population?
without consent covid has no right to enter my body
henceforth I do not allow it

data might not be correct
but it still does mean
that Texas is a small place in population
you have just proved my point more
327 actually
my dude texas is a state of nearly 30 million people 92 thousand people is statistically insignificant
you see
in other countries
this death number
was the whole country
not 1 state
and in many countries
- million. cases. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
there were less deaths then this
calling 100k people "insignificant" really shows that mentality
https://tenor.com/view/cat-clean-gif-20495513 my reaction to that information
exactly
dude fuck off lmao
bro this guy
100k norwegians? that's a lot. 100k balkaners? eh, not that much
just proved our point
92k is a tiny number compared to 30 million

??????
he's doing nothing but proving himself wrong
ok, satan
and
☝️
my dude, texas alone is bigger than most countries
what the fuck are you even talking about at this point i just chimed in to shit on eastern europe
bro you straight retarded
"eh its just 100k who cares lmao"
the people that died cared
how
i never said that yall are the ones pretending i did
The familys who lost their loved ones care EVERYONE FUCKING CARES. (not yelling at you ivan)
I go shower brb
92 thousand people is statistically insignificant
this chat too dirty
"92 thousand people is statistically insignificant" BRUH you fucking dumb ass
i never at any point said i dont care that people died or the lives of the people that did are meaningless
can y'all stop
yall the retards putting words in my mouth
this is getting childish

yeah is #🎪bruh-fart but try to act civilised at this point you're just insulting each other
in that case fk y'all ❤️
real
i was perfectly civilised until the eurofags started putting words in my mouth because they can't form an actual argument
Hampter
very civilized, indeed
oh i'll put something in your mouth, alright

i will blast if off with the cz i concealed carry in my ass

Hehe fuck osha
its okay i carry a backup m203 grenade launcher
busting it down hazardous style

(it is not registered)
you better watch out, you might slip

fear me
women fear him, hence why he gets no bitches
aight i wanna hear yalls opinions on gold plated AK
i seen one at the pawn shop a while back when i took one of my friends to looks at guns and that is the ugliest shit i ever seen
idk but i wouldnt make my gun golden, its overrated, i want to be a snowflake
gold plated cum
gold plated gun is on par with the people who load up their guns with as many attachments as they can find
Gold is biofriendly, I wouldn't mind having some gold covered cum.
so you're saying that cum isn't biofriendly?
sure doesn't taste friendly
it tastes great man what are you talking about
Not if you make half your diet fruits.
one of my friends told me about it
frfr
it was one of my friends 
yeah ive heard that one too
it does not work
sounds like a gene issue
How do you know 
i taste test my own cum every day
eating cum is literally eating babies
to ensure customer satisfaction
consume child
i still feel bad about myself
i will alpha all over your male
i'm a fallout new vegas fan
who would've thought
she sierra on my madre til i get my head blown off by a fucking collar
elijah you fucking bitch i will take all the gold and leave
Wut gaym
Cultist Simulator. Made by the creators of Fallen London, Sunless Sea and Sunless Skies.
i don't know any of those games
Some fanart of cultists you can recruit.
could you please elobrate
You, one way or another, came across some knowledge out of the norm.
no i didn't
This knowledge, just by knowing, gives you power.
never even heard of it
then give it to me
The upload is taking a bit.
Frozen halfway.
There it goes.
Here is an ending I achieved:
Unrelated to that, there is a scenario where your character has stolen 77 years of lifespan and is on the run from his former cult.
The goal is to either kill your former cult leader or go into hiding so well that nobody can find you.
i don't need drugs to be homosexual
same
i knew it.
wait
yea but the Romans were hella homo
The water itself is full of chemicals that turn people gae, the treatment plant actually filters most of those out.
@ornate tulip @slate crown
chaos reigns supreme
fuck your bollards, become ungovernable
butt
Spiiiin
Everyone should have a pussy.
Gotta pet that pussy on the daily.

@solar obsidian i found a daddy like that already
who?
dummy. the one you pinged on #╓☢stalker-chat- i found one like that already.. unless u meant who asked.. >~<
ah so its not a real person, thank god
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yes fight me

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Hello droid
This hurts me.
Omfg sausage stuffed pretzel
Best thing I've had in ages
Spicy sausage too oml
Looks sus as shit when I est it tho
Warty penis
pussy wants the sausage
Il eat the car too
going hunting in truck cemetery 
Go hunt some bitches, won't you?
trying
This is such an amazing snack
Best kind of bread, completely coating a snappy, juicy yet thin sausage packed with flavor, and a tad bit spicy
The pretzel was so soft and perfectly chewy
The black seeds added amazing texture and taste
tell us more
Amazing breakfast at 3.25 PM, solid 10/10
Its Romanian
it does look good tho
I'm in Romania.
It's amazing!!!
Or well was amazing
They got these thin long sausages here, idk what tf they got in them but they're the perfect sausage
I hate the black seeds, honestly.
I usually brush them off.
Taste wise or ?
Fair enough, that's exactly why I like them tbh
Mfw I'm here with my mom cuz my grandpa passed away
And last night I left my easter European to go food, also known as cigarettes
On the dresser and she put it in my bag
sesame seeds are great
And I left thinking she took them with her 💀💀💀
Yeees
Why must greece be so dam closed
We got nothing but greek things 😭
The soft, brown ones are good.
yeah the more brown the better, but not too much
light sand colored are a bit like... "gummy", not my taste
Can't hear what he's saying but I'd simp for them 👀
And I'm not talking about the dude
These black ones where amazing
Bear beer
Wut?
the brain damage has begun
there is no turning back now
he's becoming apart of the brainfart
Lmao
He does not understand his own native language for he is a brainfart dobitoc as they say
Doggo came by to say hi
🐢
i speak turkish tho
Oh you’re the greek right can’t pull the romanian card on you
i mean any balkan country is Romania tbh
Why are you posting romanian store pics
Cuz I'm in Romania
I puked in my mouth
Grandpa died
Ty
!turtle
This pic goes hard

you live in pripyat?
its the Heart Of Chornoboyl
But my lucky ass will somehow fall into a hole and boom, 37 tumors
The people here in this village are borderline rich
go to local nuclear reactor
destabilise reaction, forcing it to melt down
come back 70 years later for stalker reference
Lmao
treated myself to ice cream
man if you think about it
Ice cream flavour 
Pog










