#🎪bruh-fart
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LMAO
damn I got the whole crew laughin'
Back.
soon boys
wtf 

Can you guys like go outside???
It's snowing
Go make snow angels
Cocainum
@maiden carbon
i went outside yesterday and i got a concussion
powder of the gods
i suggest u mute them from now 
Time to spam it
i advise against it , for your sake
You might need more of them
#brainfart2 around the corner: 
bruh
newcomers chat : 
Including : more Italians
This is terrible
What's he cooking
cazzo di puta

it is
Almost as terrible as Lex Luthor stealing 40 cakes.
dream gun
boy stay strapped no cap frfr ong
Stay strapped or get clapped -George Washington
Cup holder.
döner kebab
Also that.
Two very different answers
I thought that was a turkish dish?
Also Döner is Turkish
Döner is german
They stole gyros from us the Greeks, used lamb and called it their own thing
weak sperm move
Greeks invented everything apparently, seethe
ottoman origin
Everything? I never said everything, maybe you're coping instead?
More döners in Germany than turkey
there's more pizza in Brazil than in Italy
did Brazil invent pizza?
Yes
Epic embed fail
also 
Fuck now i want one
Classic german kebab 🇩🇪
Lmao
Cod of War 🤣
Wat cake is this
Why?
Maja cake
Yos
What's the recoil on that one
Ngl at first i thought that was a mound of mayonnaise with bacon bits all over it
negative 
time to revive this chat
or at least do my best
check out this sunset
pog
Pretty
No u
Yes
The front is shaped like cock and balls.
That's the cause of the effect.
skrimblo
Ayo Barotrauma Christmas update???
Why did I dead that as herm smh
Talent tree got an overhaul.
Average discord user
Pretty much so
They added new perks
Or something like that
You gonna be off the perk
They changed the whole tree, I think.
As the kids say these days
I only play single player, and the AI os dumb as rocks
Wanna play together?
os
Also plasma cutter got a buff.
What part of what he said besides his enemies being as good as bots (ai is better but yk) would make you think he'd wanna play war thunder?
Thank God.
I... are you OK?
Had a little too much hash?
I saw Wa and the a t
And my brain read war thunder
Holy shit I'm dyslexic and artistic
Also you read the AI thing wrong. He said that the game's AI for his crew was bad.
Implied in him mentioning singleplayer.
If you wanna play some day ye
I'm good to go now, tbh.
Wholesome
I have to leave in 30 mins
That's why I was saying that
I really wanna know the lore about her at some point
Neco-Arc (ネコアルク, Neko-Aruku?) is a Neco Spirit appearing in the Tsukihime series. She is a pint-size cat girl parody of Arcueid Brunestud, acting as the mascot character of Type-Moon at times. In Fate/Grand Carnival, she appears as Mysterious Neco X (謎のネコX, Nazo no Neko X?), parodying Mysterious Heroine X/Artoria Pendragon. Neco-Arc is a member ...
Holy shit
Imagine this being a opossum humanoid
Why a long skirt smh
we don't talk about furries
U just posted one
ok literally sonic the hedgehog
I've earned my trophies for setting fire to furry houses in second life
Basically I'm the troll equivalent of a nam veteran
P!invert @wise bane
What's the command for ones pfp?
Furnation fears me
Fur what now
P!implode @amber marsh
In second life furries have an entire nation called furnation
how do you know about it?
Lmao
Simple, i seek these places out to grief them
It's very very funny

Basically any game that has RP and customizable avatars will have a furry server or group or following
Usually they tend to overtake the larger game
Gmod, second life, ss13 etc.
All examples
Within these communities they treat themselves as a protected class and if you go out of your way to start shit with them it's guaranteed lulz
You don't even really have to say or do much to piss them off either, just be passively dickish to them and the jannies will come knocking at your door in due time
That's pretty rare in Barotrauma, I'd say.
We mostly just have clown roleplay here.
Clussy aplenty.
That sounds ….. fun 
That's more because barotruama has an actual game and objective
It's not super freeform like Gmod is
Every time breasts are squeezed, a honk plays.
Bet you … lough a lot 
tomboy
maybe the french arent that bad after all
Now you getting horny again


Why would you ever assume I'm not hard at all times?
Please stop using phon when driving, dangerous
please be... a good German and a proper driver
first brainfarter to die of a car crash, less gooo
hall of fame
ay this mf play dota
Remember that DUI kings go to alehalla when they die
Looks like the new diablo not gonna lie
Dota player are just based league player
*Homophobic/Racist
Thats what based means no?
based? based on what
Based on your mom
Based on the system that’s inside it
that's a good basis
Gotteem
Bascist
Yeah and you know what, the “kick users for no reason week” is up on the same dates, incredible !


Gerk in brainfart, what an amazing time to be alife
heh, alife, nice
gm
Gm
U did indeed, my stupidity is a joke
Fucked up
yeah, thats why we must rebel on the 21st of this month
Ill simp for daddy gurg all day
until the 27th
is there a good scifi show I should watch
Star wars
andor
Andor is so amazing
blade runner
🤝
the "Literally me" film
prove it, wyan goswing
You may be the blade runner, but i am tyler durden
one snake, two heads
Snakes do have two heads.
Yes the blade runner show was good tbh even if it did look like a PS2 game

He's just like me fr fr
Omfg im gonna cum
Tears of happiness cum
When I was a kid I wanted to look like gordon freeman
And i wantet to be as fast as sonic as a kid
yeah, unlike you crystal, gorf was based as a kid
Well i didn't know about half life

So that's on you
That or live on Vvardenfell
my brother force introduced me to half life when i was 7
Can't know everythin smh
skill issue crystal
We simply didn't have the oc piwer to first get it and second i never actually got introduced into it
Only like, gmod
But that's all
so the other day I tried downloading asrock polychrome ( the app) but it didnt work with the fans
turns out I need a controller to make them light in different colors
and when I went to install this happened
I realized that I can't grow Freeman's beard and I don't have the face shape
I fucking love when shit like this happens
I can only be a Barney
O ye muskles mmmmmmmmmm
how the fk can I remove that folder can I get some help
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imagine not understanding ZP has been satire for over 10 years
Not my fault their writing is bad
Why does everyone got handsome cats
An i dont even have a handsome face, not fsir
Fair
all cats are pretty
Need proof of that
Doxx yourself
That is not true
die
only with my luck
Metabolism kicking in right now
why the fuck would u butcher this song
i fucking hate tiktok
what is that sped-up song btw?
anyone know?
aerosmith - dream on

kratos falling meme song
You say kratos falling I say god of war rapidly losing elevation
ra-ist meme song
Tired
Song name?
first bit is She's a Maniac
second part I think it's the same music but with retard levels of bass boosting
I don't know what version of it that one is, tho. There's a few different versions
"look at this dark and grimy Star Wars cantina" and it's literally just Mass Effect 2
with less aliens
I'm gonna shit on this even if it turns out good because I hate Disney and most of Star Wars
why'd you ask for suggestions and not mention that when we told you to watch andor 
damn cloakers
This is the best meme i saw today
I do like some parts of Star Wars. And I did hear good things about Andor so I'm willing to check it out. I'm just insulting the mouse
SW is generally shit, just good for memes
this is a father-in-law with i want to have
xDDD
Bro same xD
Dealing with end users be like
I can pay you with opossums
thanks
I feel sorry for you ledy
gm chat
It's rather more of anlate afternoon for me but hello
a what afternoon

I wish mainstream scifi wasn't just 60's brutalism
O kruwka
ffs embed fail
Noooo
Point and laugh
ahem ahem Fren?
I speak polish and I only understand a third of what they're saying. of that third a third is just the word "kurwa".
We be goin at the 22th to poland
ohno
Imma be vibin to my music all way long!
have a fun time
And my bfs bday is in 4 days 
buy em him
Knew neko was an eldritch horror
who tf is he?
HP Lovecraft
HP Lovecraft
harry potter?
health points lovecraft
guy behind Ctulu or how ever it was spelled
His health points do be low
Cthulu
burun...
I think
Yeah Cthulu
@gaunt trout
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._P._Lovecraft
Howard Phillips Lovecraft (US: ; August 20, 1890 – March 15, 1937) was an American writer of weird, science, fantasy, and horror fiction. He is best known for his creation of the Cthulhu Mythos.Born in Providence, Rhode Island, Lovecraft spent most of his life in New England. After his father's institutionalization in 1893, he lived affluently u...
He was a lil bit sick in the head
Just a lil bit
His cat name be like 
If you know, you know 
thanks brother, i will
[REDACTED]man, such a silly cat name!
Cute
what is this cranium flatulence?
miroase a coaie

pute a pula
Something something horny and uh
Idk
unholy
sent to horny jail
its biceps wednesday folks
amazing. put a tear in my eye 👏
Won't someone think of the innocent billionaires😭😭😭
He's so tiny
american problems
true
not that
idk what you talkin about then
theres a meme with this guy with a few pics sliding through and a song
I wanna find hte song
uhh ya know the lyrics or somethin?
not really
Provided to YouTube by Euphoria Media Group
Goodwill Pants Section · DJ Marshmallo · HVR
Goodwill Pants Section
℗ 2022 Mello Records
Released on: 2022-08-29
Music Publisher: Copyright Control
Arranger: Joytime Records
Auto-generated by YouTube.
found it
actually goes super hard
bro
tonight I dreamt I had an owl as a pet
I don't know if it's even legal here
they're cigars
VW be like: Whats RFID ?
legit anyone can start my car, they only need to mock up a key
great security

doesn't that also apply to regular car keys 
not really
my civic can probably crank with a flat head ngl
RFID has been a thing since the 80's, its cheap to manufacture and aids greatly with theft protection
so im quite baffled by the fact that VW cheaped out on that
@pastel quartz
does the guy on the right have-
Probably not.
aw 
He can take your lifespan for his own if you want him to.
Fuck you over that way.
i don't watch any anime, ew
Yes.
do me like that daddy
He snaps their necks. No cap.
certified aslan moment
i want that
seriously? what about your pfps???
what does my role mean :pepcry:
what about them?
You are now confined here.
ever heard of ,, google pfp search ''?
confined, that's a smart word. what does it mean?
@pastel quartz your pfps are anime
It means brainfart is choking you and won't let go.
so what? wtf does that have to do with watching anime, or being a weeb?
Shut up, patron saint of prostitutes.
next summer fr
weaboo shite is weaboo shite
ok 
yes
certified bad moment

do you think i can breathe under that?

@pastel quartz This shall be your new pfp
germany trip planned already. Bout to get bunch of cheap alcohol
ew no
yes
APOLOGIZE TO HIM
How about this one?
nyo 
very unique
No it doesn't
I am now going to start posting ProjectMoon art.
idk it
Is this miku with yellow eyes
This maybe?
i can't apologize publicly, i'd get banned
no
Huh
o-okay..
That one, final offer
Robot that was forced to torture her friends and herself for 10000 years.
the sorry i'd say- wouldn't be in tos.. i'd kne[REDACTED]
Goddamn
yikes
Link my beloved
Here are some units dripped out in the best gear:
no plate carriers?
lmao
hot
Me kneading Link's balls
do you have any pictures like the last one u sent- but ones that'd work as a pfp maybeee?
The ProjectMoon stuff or the butt pounding stuff?

i dunno the name of them
ProjectMoon it is.
He was cooking
i like cardio
I live in Grok's walls
Look real close 'cause the strobe lights lie.
Angela in the second game be like:
me looking at a ----
yeah I'd say thats fair
i think i'd prefer tit shape instead of tit size
he just like me fr
valid and cosigned
@queen finch its a wave of some people, goes off overtime
based
Yeah that's only one missing
that looks like fucking kenshi
It is.
Doesn't mean I can't lick the sweat off those abs, though.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how hard does this go?
hmm 6.5, would need a big cigar to make it 10
Imagine the candles as his choice of cigar.

its confident but not really absurd
a strong 4/10
Not they recreating regular show scenes 😭😭😭💀💀💀
Really gotta find something like this:
what
homo
what
ohno! My hoe!
never waste diamonds on a hoe kings

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Me
literally
wouldn't that be nice
Wouldn't it be nice
can confirm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqV4IFJNnpU @narrow lotus
@solar obsidian I see you have found some trash, gimme
https://tenor.com/view/dobby-gif-22195730 me resisting the urge to say skill issue to every newbie in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

Wait, i can make something out of it

thank u
los angeles ghillie suit
She has a cock!!
ill kiss the mirror in 12 seconds because thats literally me
funny how I don't have to do face reveal cuz my face is on my pfp
no, i dont want you all to fall inlove with me
i am already in love with ryan
if you are him, then i already love you
and you cant stop me
sounds kinda homo
ok
@devout hull
I do get bitches. In fact, there is one right in front of me.
damn really

based

I posted the sauce cat meme in #╓☢stalker-chat and this HERO comes in to save the day
bet he reminded the teacher that they forgot to hand out work
LMAO
guy complains about people asking stupid questions in general like keybinds
then asks what do upgrade kits ad
bro maybe play the game!!
I love it
hes one of the first of its kind that I've seen
yeah

how do you plea?
?
scroll up
yes please 
youre on blast
he done fucked up
shouldn't have tried to minimod
you instantly go in #🎪bruh-fart
thats how we work around these parts
alright lets open this own court
one metahead is being accused of being owned
by this Ivan guy
let the defense speak
I thought people took the actual stalker channels seriously
it's one meme of a kitty
I mean call the mods
not much will happen we post gifs and shit all the time
i would like to make the case that metalhead was indeed owned, because he had no choice but to resort to threats, see image attached below
what are you talking about
why wouldnt they
indeed blocked user, this is a classic sign of being owned
apparently they don't since ivan can trollbait there without consequence

I'm just messing
@latent arch how do you respond to this evidence of getting owned
or maybe the mods are just asleep and haven't seen it
HOW DO YOU PLEA
there are consequences ofc if I start spamming memes which I don't
it was sarcasm. everone posts non-channel related shit everywhere
I'm not immune to mods
what was funny was how from a simple cat meme
he got triggered
and threatened to call the mods 
Ivan pleas that he is not copable for any liabilities since he was "kidding"
ivan is also a veteran, granting him greater rights than the mere rabble, such as for example, metalhead13
There's a reason I got this role
yours too alex
but as you can clearly see, ivan was posting screenshots alleging the owning of the metal man
he'll be fine
this is a contradiction!
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not kidding but messing around
my god
they just completely incriminated themselves
I apologize to the defense attorney for his wasted time
merry Christmas soon in a month
court dismissed
what brainrot does to a mf
he could've chosen to not step into brainfart
literal brainscorcher moment
guess he was cold since he wanted to be flamed so badly
what lack of pussy/bussy does to a mf
ongod
@stone blade good work son
he even made the mistakes of flexing his roles (aka his discord kitten status)
and still won
truly an unprecedented case
He was the hero we needed, but not the one we deserved.
Wrestle on in heaven, big guy.
@heady crow
@grizzled meadow

ivans discord kitten status makes him so much more powerful than all of us
what the fuck
@queen finch
I'm catching up
I don't like this stuff
I can't even eat in peace
falco basically I posted the "he is 2 sauces long" cat meme
and this dude got offende
thats all
Ivan I know
and it was funny to me so I said "sorry minimod"
ofc you can
we just goofed around in brainfart

It's harassing a random person for no reason
my bad then
It's not even joking at this point
It's bullying
A joke is a joke when the other person laugh with us
I apologize
@pastel quartz you say defense attorney wasted his time huh?
You, Alice and I don't know exactly who, now I'll check again, cut this shit
I don't like it
I am cutting it
uh oh
this just went to federal court
The dude clearly reported you (in general "you", because english) for a good reason, it's not even about a fucking meme at this point
its out of our hands boys its out of our hands
face reveal ?
😮
yeah
I said I apologize
You're not the only one who did something, I already read your apology
tell it to them then
sorry to dissapoint but I'm a w*man
alright alright i apologize for clowning on him
The chat is public for everyone to see
well...yeah
i apologise for my gross misconduct as a lawyer and sincerely hope i never make the same mistake again
anyway
its like a man, but not one
I am glad personally, justice must be served, something that means we must investigate.
youre all wonderful
a femboy ?
nonono, a femboy is still a man see
in conclusion, while he is still indeed owned, there are accrued damages he may seek
well
👍
faith in humanity partially restored
he has a case for a defamation and emotional damages lawsuit
Gn
damn bruh
what a landslide.
ANYWAYS
hes alone
Everyone must be feeling like this rn

nope, he has fake majima with him
I'm not. 
we lift in a society
truly

you are like the quiet kid in school that never did anything interesting and wonders why noone talks to him

don't minimod bro

all these laugh reacts are way funnier now
p!warn @pastel quartz random insults for no reason + you've been pnwd
@pastel quartz has been warned.
finally...my first warn
@pastel quartz
You're lucky I'm not Aldo (and I mean in general, again)
I will wear this with pride
got that fuckin rap sheet, congrats
if it was aldo it would've been a ban
I think everyone is lucky they arent aldo

my first warning was because i discussed religious topics in brainfart, as you know, i am a child of god
He's literally spy from tf2, fr, no cap
uh huh...
a bastard child?
your playing with fire bro
its called immaculate conception ok
you're
relax im taking the piss
p!slap @pastel quartz
he's not a terminal gamer, he can get up to piss
I thought most of brainfart was
only the ones who post during work hours
I shit at your toilet
That's why I recommend equipping fire battery 
@stone blade
With a leash probably
I dont like your tone of voice

have the original unedited version bozo
those ass squelching sounds are truly fucking horrific dude

ah shit i didnt hear them because when i saw this video i wasnt wearing headphones
oh god the PAIN
who the fuck does this to themselves
maybe some bowel syndrome
and he cant control it
WoW players 
he cant get up and go to the shitter?
bruh he literally says not yet
he totally can
he just wants to play the videogame
even if that means he shits himself
He's still refusing to stop playing and go to the bathroom lmao
If I were his father I would beat the everliving shit out of him
yea
the only lack of control is his videogame addiction
certified brain rot moment
mf wants to game more mafia 3 (trash game lmao
) and shit himself instead of going to the bathroom
some cant even feel it when theyre shitting themselves
my daughter did her doctors stuff in that topic recently
digestive system in general
and she told me about it, its quite wacky
if you drink enough you can drown your insides
liquid shid




