#🎪bruh-fart
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isnt russia one of coldest
unless u live in the asia part
depends on where in the country
Are you
right below Moscow
then it's not that crazy cold yeah
The metro
thats literally- pretty much really close to me, how is it still hot ther wtf
wait, moscow is so lcose to me, capital of russia, war 
maybe it's just me
do you live in the sun
i live in it
yes IN
its -4 in moscow, getting even down to -12
how is that hot tophatt
the sun
INNNN
it's -7 here
it's 5 degrees where I'm at it's not bad
i dunno
The sun? Try 40 °c
OMGG!! WAitt ur a furry!!
so cute
Where I live
I literally cook to death
cock to death me
In The Know's new live internet poll feature revolutionizes how pundits shamelessly cater to what viewers want to hear.
yay someone noticed
oh, ur antoher one of these shitposters now 
Hell naw not you again
What? No its the onion
Aka best satire ever
it's better for people not to notice, or not care
majority of them will shank you for that
Imma shank you for that
Babylon bee
finally
waitt, i wanna get shanked too! should i add furry to my description?
Fuck babylon bee, the onion is what babylon bee wishes they could be
Damn such hated
can't wait to get my London experience
Yeah i hate it
awiee ur so cute!
I'll keep reacting to your thirst messages with emojis
one of my friends lives much farther to east than me and he has -27°
Cock you to death? Say less
I envy him so much
I'm not into e women
o-okay..
"women"
That's literally a fed
sowwy :c
Ayo who is bullying maja? I wanna join
actually I haven't received any hate because of that in the past 2 years or so
Lmao
awie- love you too daddy >~<
i want that chair omg
Aaannnddd this is the reason i leave brainfart this instant
+++++ wah my keyboard broken
I want the dildo chair Charlie made
++++++++++++
wait, that exists?..
lemme sit on ittt!!
I'm a lucky bastard 
Yeah, the moby huge
I hate you
aw, that thing wont fit 
Let us change that
There
Not with that mindset it won't
That's a certified hoo- brainfart classic
Rick Ashley wouldn't, and you shouldn't either
I just did
You either give up with maja or go insane
AYO HE CHONKING
Bustah
bro this looks like one of our ads for a credit card
Can't go insane twice 
Im gonna shank you twice now
good
are your credit card ads ancient greek philosophers ballin to a particularly high degree
Amazing credit card
This was part of a Milko commercial here in Greece
because i'm sold take my house as collateral
Or at least was at some point
«Карта — просто пушка!» — так никогда не сказал бы Александр Сергеевич, а мы говорим. Это похвала «Пушкинской карте», с которой ходить бесплатно по музеям и театрам — больше не мечта, а реальность.
@grizzled meadow Bulk Bogan
should probably eat that cake before I get stabbed
Chill modman
bro 💀
имба
блин
Ayoooo
Actual banger
I'm good
maja no horni
somebody knows aw icked game?
am bored
Stick a pencil in your ass
Very wicked
ur acting liek ti's something new, even tho u camre here so many times
so hot- omwghh!!! >~<
it isn't weird when i come in here
its weird when i start talking here
it has cherries in it 
it's probably too sweet
damn right it is
ew then
this cake has more sugar than I have blood
i prefer water then
and also it's not chocolate sadly
If the sweet doesn't burn your throat is not sweet enough
Yk tik tok by joji is one of my fav songs, right?
solid 6/10 though
tik tok?...
Ayooooo take pics?
single snickers bar burns my troat
JoJo
Of the cake
oh, jojo
fucking disgusting
oh wait, he really wrote tik tok by jojo
It's JoJi my bad
MY MANS
Maja is based?
impossible
submissive
Yeah misspelled
Nice
And she fuckin ruined it
shocking, unexpected curveball
Nah she got it
Bottom moment
shes keeping the balance between based and degenerate (even tho i think degenerate wins)
i dunno in which way am i based
you're lucky because I haven't devoured it yet
75/25 split
Based on what
that you prefer water
Looks dope
pretty much
Looks good
that should be a normal thing, not ,, based ''
Based
Based
the percentages are going up
She should drink coke
of course its normal but the problem is that so many people would just choose shit instead of water
fuck off
SHE KNOWS
Well cock then
of course she watched gachi
Not horny response after 3 milliseconds? Maja are you okay? Did you die?
Lmao
gey porn
Gachi and franku were my shitpost childhood
fair enough
Thank god i didnt watch any..gay porn……………well until i turned 16 😔
Yeah
We did not need that into
FLASH FM MUSIC FOR THE ME GENERATION
respect
Lemme tell you about my awakening
please, does someone know a wicked game? im bored 

War thunder
rimworld
Same bro same
sowwy i'm not a normie
Teardown
my pc would burn D:
thats not a normie game, cmon. world of tanks would be normie
Nope
Half life 1, 2, 2 episode 1 and 2 episode 2
The optimisation is fucking majestic
Project Zomboid, Valheim
i always end up cheating in it, last time i added so many mods i couldnt even play
fallout new vegas
Play that weird fuckin snake game you see on old phones
i wanna play something i'll enjoy in 2022, i don't erally wanna go back in time
skill issue
both need people, and i don't have anyone that'd play any of those :C
Sapiens
truly the best games
Not particularly, did a few marathon runs on zomboid was pretty fun
This is truly the game of all games
meh, fallout is a game that you start modding, then you play 15 minutes and leave
Legit me
sure, but i'm so bad in it that i won't even be able to move
that's just skill issue
Fallout 4 maybe, New Vegas is really good on its own
I relate to maja too much
Try fallout 2 and bore yourself to death
i didnt even mod it. only major thing that i mod is using tale of two wastelands which merge fo3 and nv, still vanilla gameplay imo
yo same
Have you tried Yakuza?
whicho ne?
this was my 1 year and 2 month character I think
I thought you need a few QoL mods for new vegas tho
Any? Starting from zero
start with 0
nyo, i saw the gameplay of it and i was a little dissapointed by how it looked
especially the fighting
Hmm
What's your vibe?
@pastel quartz
https://youtu.be/ZAIR9faz9pM
try this game
Men turn to ashes.
But this game stays immortal.
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Question dreamt up by the utterly deranged
where minigun?
likee, divinity, bannerlord, long drive, gamma, door kickers, dunno

in the garbage being replaced by a crowbar
isnt this the battle royale game that has no optimization whatsoever and is one of the worst br's?
Swat4?
hmmm
THOSE WORDS WON'T STOP ME BECAUSE I CAN'T READ!!
i dunno much about that
Its fun even with AI
You got money to spend? If so try darkwood, singleplayer game, no real replayability but it's an interesting one
maybe monster hunter
@pastel quartz
pirate games like a normal person and leave us alone
i crack everything anyways, darkwould would count aswell
altho, i hate horrors
i thought about it when people around me were playing it, but would be really boring alone i think
i watched it already, no point in palying a story game if i already know all outcomes
Fuck
no.
Don't play anything at all then
u can play with randos, there's a dedicated community for each game
Play Stanley Parable
can play do2 in about 2 hrs
THIS is the game of all games
lemme finish up my shit
omg
i love u tehn
watched it already, felt asleep
The new one?
a youtube reviewer recommended me we happy few and im really interested
I ate that cake
sure but- if i [REDACTED] it, i wont be able to play multipalyer
and playing with randoms would be a fucking.. ew
The ULTRA DELUX one?
they're all the same innit
Pillars of Eternity? If you lik a long game with top down old vibey RPG adventure
Surprise
No
Apple cake!
lurks from the jungle side
Cum cake
which one?

First, there's 2 pillars game
I agree
Mine
İdk I mean never played second one
:v
oh yeah I recommend pillars of eternity
So any of yall know katana zero?
both 1 and 2 are good imo
yup
@pastel quartz do you like horrors
ost is great, never played it
oh I fucking love it
Yoooooooo
no, ym herat weak
Finally
Pusi
I'm actually listening to Third District right now
Did you play hard mode?
it's awesome
i played pillars of eternity, it was fucking poggies.
a bit boring sometimes bcs the story is too linear
i quitted miway thru when i was stuck in the prison or somewhere
dunno, dont remember
Lmao that's ok
yet to replay the game
Kek
It's available in speedrun mode
I got gold medals on hard mode
oh I remember that one
Play Cities Skylines

how previous me was struggling to complete it
i bought it some years ago, was a mistake
turns out i wont be a city architect
dwarf fortress 
L
my brain melted while playing that
Who do you want to be
[REDACTED]
What is that
I am so used to playing fast paced things sometimes
Unredact it
ADHD andy
same
It's a creampie
i can't, against TOS of this server
Any doom games?
Expectable then
now im hungry
Heheheeee
i wanted to play eternal some time ago, kinda quitted on that idea back then after seeing the size of it
cuts it in half have a piece :3
Recently got into Hotline Miami and synthwave respectively, zero regrets
I love HLM so much
stop
Aw </3
no
i was too bad in it :c
madirex really lives up to his pfp
Hotline Miami is epic
Bro hotline miami is the shit
Which part???
You're literally a void
Have you played Spec Ops The Line?
I also played both parts let's go
whats ur pfp
the second is tad bit more complex and I rather suck in it
Same cuz MELEEEEEE
nyo, doesntl ook too good tho tbh
crazy wojak
Play beta Minecraft
Or just play Minecraft
omg we are the same people indeed
Someone make a brainfart minecraft server
It's aged feels like a casual shooter at first but story is the thing in that game
2bt2
Ah ges, 22tb
Fucks you up
i dunno, i prefer watching afilm instead of.. that
its me
ayeee :D
any proof?
can confirm, its gud
especially in the first game
Based
worst version of that gif
ⁿ
That's why we go
With the cold weapons
ı
That also fuck up fat people
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I'd highly recommend this game
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YOU CAN MELEE FATSOS?!?!?!?!??!!
oh my god i found more
hey @pastel quartz you should try postal 2
i played it when i was like 6
based
ah yes
the cat gun or making zombie companions out of piss got me the most
the better pc = worse performance game
the game where you were a zombie head, or zombie hand, you were throwing youreslf on people's head and doign stuff
that one was wicked, a new one came out recently
lemon🍋
yeah p4 kept its similarity to p2. p3 got flushed down the toilet
what's p3
postal 3
you mean paradise lost?
Amazing face tracking btw
never heard about P3 
not postal tho
no, postal 3
paradise lost is like an expension to po2
even tho it came after p3...
YES
In the second part
Which is funny
oh
Lmao
I MUST CHECK THAT OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
No.
what
Try goat sim 3
Postal brain damaged is pretty good, the humor is hit or miss though, kinda dated
Wanna sign my petition?
ah yes. apologies. my gears are sometimes slow. @narrow lotus you are right
they had to sadly, they would have been cancelled if they followed the humour of the old games
just like GTA probably
sad days we live in
true
"pills here"
Sign my petition or im gonna follow u home and kill ur dog !
||loved how postal 2 showed love to muslims||
yeah 
Oh boy at the airport
just had my pills😁
sign this petition or its going to be your surviving family members
@abstract path okay how exactly do I kill fatsos with melee
normal swings don't work from what I saw
those were my pills bill from Left for dead 2
apologies for the ping beforehand
mustuve been some percs in them pills
Yeah normal classes don't work honey
You gotta choose someone who is able to just use melee
Which makes it special
No.
literally only Tony and maybe Son
:(
The tiger mask and idk
Lel
But have fun!
Cuz i sure did
Also did the game on hard mode
I'm yet to beat HLM2 
Crystal likes it hord
You know that one level where you can go pacifist?
Yeah i got a fucken S rank there
ON HARD
Evan is amazing
Ass rank
Lmao
He sure is
I always go with his pacifist runs
I love it
I went postal only in the subway
I love run from iamthekidyouknowwhatimean
They're nice to have but not strictly necessary
Unless you start having issues, which can happen with a 12 year old game
Real
the temptation of shooting everyone with an UZI
The temptation to just punch the living shit out if them but not too much
damn them pills were strong
My favorites are Quixotic and Roller Mobster
I wish they included Turbo Killer because Carpenter Brut's songs are pure dopamine
ya got anymore of them pills lass?
Oh they sure fucking are
i need them pills
Like dude
Fentanyl moment
i found more pills
Literally
godamnit it was just a gummy bear
MY GOD
you are crackhead bill from left for dead 2
have u played mgsv @pastel quartz
I never got higher than 22x 
yes
want some more pills bill from left for dead 2?
Goddamn dude
Try doing the pacifist run in the subway
You might get it
dammit I'm running out of games to recommend
hades
Why not play dead cells
time to do a little trolling
i got a perc bomb priest guy from the hit wallace and gromit movie "the curse of the were rabbit"
I wish you a successful trolling mguy
'ppreciate it
reverbed fart.mp3
this is my perc not yours
but i want it priest guy from the hit wallace and gromit movie "the curse of the were rabbit"
Why is he holding a med-X
its his perc hit
lol
IT HAS FENTANYL
no it is my perc hit you go die now
that shit so good im hitting the nae nae
yea 3
im taking all this from a youtube video
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this shit is a godsend
it's ok I guess
It does look godsend too 
bitch this chicken is cold
fuck this would make a good pfp
Do it, cunt.
done
iedy I see you romanian man
dont lurk in the shadows
come out and fight like a man
Then we go lidl
Wonferful.
Me
actually nvm im gonna do this one
just wear socks bro
I don't know what you're talking about bro
It's totally normal bro
not homo if the balls dont touch 
me looking at cock
stretched my spine so hard I almost fell from my chair
i'd catch you
Nice and flexible spine?
I should make that my pfp
@pastel quartz, You're not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.
Jesus
Go right ahead.
well said
Very well
not wrong 
wish it was
are you trying to start this again
Scoliosis?
not exactly

I should make a workout game to do 5 pushups every time maja is herself and end up in a hospital 30 minutes later
it just really hurts sometimes
Here
120 pushups a day isn't that bad.
👍
Yay
UwU
very cool
Same 
oh wait- we had the same idea
WHA
H How
brutal
i downloaded the pic as soon as i saw it
u both share that one brian cell
You're both horny on main.
True
that's my sister, what do you expect
genetics, and stuff
Not sure I believe that...🤔
Good to know, good to know.
'ppreciate
we even sleep together uwu!! obviously to not be cold. of course

Of course, sis
L react me to lockdown brainfart
better than hitting my head on this giant orbitrek
✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart
!unlockdown
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.
hello
This pic go hard brothers
I'm going outside now
what the fuck is that filename
I missed u more maja
Xqcl
no. why
well it becomes hobo beard
and
Do it with lasers.
i do it with a military bayonet
omgg i love uuu!! 
I love you more!!!!! Eee
Interesting pfp.
thanks >~<
butt
Boobs
Boobs.
Balls
veiny
Boobs?
Boobs.
cock?
cock

man I missed being active on a big server
Personality
feet
ayo
god I love quarter notes

mother nature wildin
Mentally ill girl
wtf i want that thing
MENTALLY ILL FEMBOY
(no homo)
Yes homo
Don't say cock don't say cock don't say cock
It's 2022
?
freaky lil boi
Head game gonna be crazy
Cock
mwhm!!!
Gonna go so hard people are gonna call him The Swallow.
The swallow?
yeah, because you swallow. duh
The Swallow. Capitalize.
The Swallow?
and im his sidekick, The Succ
Yes.

incredible
I once saw this one uh, meme
Where it said "imagine being stuffed with meat 24/7"
owmghh >~<<
what meat exactly though
is it pork
beef
chicken
Burgr
human
The Long Pork.
like, imagine if i ask you to feed me with your meat because i have meat deficiency, what meat are you gonna feed me with?
COck
Long, indeed.
awesome
Ikr
Fucking hell my pc is having an aneurysm
When you're dirty talking to a guy, make sure to tell him that "you want his extra long pork".
obviously turkey
gross
turkey's awesome
Delivered in a boring way.
Be more creative.
I can't stop thinking about this vid man
but you hear it in your head i do
I need that song
I'd obviously say yes
GETTING SO STRONK
Hi falco
huh?-- would you feed me?
Bro why the fk is this chat so homo today what is happening
have they been rping for long? I just woke up
and I already wish I didn't
💯
don't see the problem
Ever since I was born I wished I wasn't
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Reason: he said the n-word, omg he is so funny 
Also here's a higher resolution to this pic:
handicapped
Do me!
No.
Give
@grizzled meadow vid for christmas mutes?
I know the artist
Absolutely
Can i have?
No
Cry harder
wsg 😎
I am
have roblox a stalker gamemode?
It's kyouan.
This is going to be glorious.
Anyways, I didn't have a chance to watch the Chainsaw episode until now.
Enjoy the trauma.
Chainsaw man is fire
too bad Denji dies
A true shame.
There is about fucking 10 or so
denji woke up after a bad nightmare and is still a normal poor dude
Oh. God.
Anyone up for 'Trauma?
Sadly didn't buy it
I will not be censored by the gorvernment
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you...
Me
the Glock and Balls
:3
Who am I going to?
i legit have no idea what's the translation of that sentence 
Glock and balls
pog
bathory or batushka
Nice suggestion, make one :)
You're the one who'll pay for the servers
of course the first thing I see when clicking brainfart is horny crap
it be what it do
IIRC Grok proposed to pay us (probably as a one time thing) but we obviously said no
now all you did is cast the shadow of doubt over it 
I think Larkin said something about it as well
well since he is not here for a while i think he was taken already
i miss him

Hold up imma @ him
probably because no pay 
@hidden patio we want our cat tax King
that fish got some moves
that woman won my heart
Watching Denji get stabbed over and over is kinda fun.
where
:]
because it's brainfart
oh, that
Get yourself some long pork.
how's u guys doing
very good
Just finished watching Chainsaw Man Ep 10.
Feeling horny.
wbu though?
I need to become a dwarf
Drink.
Die
No, you see, you're doing it wrong.
A dwarf would be too stubborn to die.
https://youtu.be/_XpuxXyM-FA When you find out you single
I can’t find this on YT so I’m uploading it
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You'll also need to work out your arms and legs.
But not the core, you'll need the belly.
Unless you go ultra hard on it that it looks like a belly at rest.
dwarves have poor core
what kind of things u been drinking
men's built like a genuine wine barrel. Their core is amazing
I'm trying to be realistic about the amount you can do. As I said, if you're willing to go omega hard on it, go ahead.
I'm just gonna embrace my short stature and broad look
he's mister five by five
five feet tall and five feet wide
he don't measure no more from head to toe
than he do from side to side
yay romanticize crime
coworker walks into restroom
2 stalls and a urinal
Pulls up to urinal
Ungodly horrific smell accompanied by pained moaning and heavy breathing
Looks around and sees clothing tossed over side of stall
what the fuck?
looks below stall
Pants are soaked in shit, white shoes stained and filled with shit
Someone fucking shit themselves
Since clothes are all fucked he would have had to make a mad dash out of the building
Full 3 minute walk to get out
I was just casually walking around with an unzipped winter jacket and awesome music in my ears
yeah it's crazy how man can walk down street without imploding
coworkers all now collaborating together to figure out who the mystery self shitter is
If you boys think your having a shit day remember that your shoes are still dry and not filled with shit
I wish 
dude thats a wattpad story

It's a true story
At least its a real rumor anyway
My workplace is fucking savage
A fucking dumbass typed that, I'd believe his story
Santa.
random words
I want to maul a child.
ok pitbull
But sadly, I am not a deathclaw.
Aka a pitbull
dude let go of my dick already
dude my BALLS
Balls? What are those?
Spherical objects are also referred to as balls.
It is also a slang for testicles.
cock?
No problem dumb gal :]
Boobs?
hard choice,.,.,.,,,....,....
I personally prefer....both
aye!!! same
Imagine trying to sneak out of work after shitting yourself
Nightmare mode stealth mission
Imagine shitting yourself fr
exploding like a grenade is cooler
They had to throw the mattress out
I shat myself probably 12+ times
Miserable time
I'm going to shit your pants, and nice pfp
What the feck
Lovely sauce for it too
Thank you <3
@abstract path is your pfp cropped porn again?
I should probably stop hanging out here ngl
I love this place
Idk, you wanna see?
no, please, stay
Just a couple bros being bros.
literally bros before hoes
Helping a homie out, yk what it is
do you have better ones? where i drool? preferably with cock in the frame?
Permission to DM it?
God i can imagine myself there
Perhaps
of coruse!
there? >~<
i want itt
Ayo that's disgusting, please share
@pastel quartz what the fuck
of course it is
it's so hugee omwghhh methic >~<
Gee-
what the fuck is wrong with you two
Are you really that surprised at this point?
Lemme get the list
@narrow lotus please do something
sa ne ierte domnul
Ok , i am enforcing a no horny policy here
at this point in time, a better question is "what isn't wrong with you two"
thank fuck
Noooooooo 
Enough is enough, you two go in DMs if u are that fucking thirsty
Jesus cringe almighty
The frozen shrimp when the titanic sank
LMAO
οωο
ah shit, i think i remember this artist, what was his name again
John
John Horny
nah just john
Johnny Sin
Hornatio Sins
Jonathan "he died for our" Sins
Would Johny Sins be part of the sin faction?
johny sins is defo clear sky
sent da email about my possible next year
Honestly think he would be an eco

Mans was a scientist, doctor, astronaut and what not so yk
And a government worker multiple times
Egg head
brutal
I think egg heads is the most chill way to discriminate in the zone tbh





