🎪bruh-fart

[uncut obsidian]

2 ((3))

[broken topaz]

Hatchling ?

[uncut obsidian]

love discord

[stone blade]

hi chat

[uncut obsidian]

bye ivan

[remote vine]

I just want to peacefully make dirty bombs to nuke people with

[ionic hatch]

I want to examine the dead bodies "medical purposes"

[midnight tree]

cuz every time we touch i get this feeling
and every time i piss i swear i could fly

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ivan-crab-gif-21373878

[abstract path]

What is this

[broken topaz]

lmg ak

its based

[hidden path]

my mental state has improved

[abstract path]

Time to test it out

[devout hull]

Oh, dang. Barotrauma is 75% off.

[abstract path]

On ivan

[abstract path]

What? Today,

How much it cost now

[devout hull]

Very little.

[abstract path]

P r i c e

[devout hull]

4 hours until the discount ends.

[abstract path]

Fuck

[vivid marsh]

goofy ahh ak

[wary flume]

I like

[broken topaz]

6 euros

get it

[vivid marsh]

cool ak

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/barotrauma-gif-24096073

[wary flume]

Yes

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-working-out-workout-situp-cat-gif-25374202

[abstract path]

But i wantet to get noita

[uncut obsidian]

gym time

[broken topaz]

Noita sucks

[remote vine]

I will make so much fulgurium rods I turn the entire ship glowing green

[broken topaz]

Noita was good in the beginning

[vivid marsh]

We go jim

[abstract path]

I liked noita

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/animal-walrus-exercise-sit-up-zoo-gif-21112066

[midnight tree]

noita deez nuts

[uncut obsidian]

Fuck you

[midnight tree]

get bent

[broken topaz]

Yeah but now there is so much stuff in there, knowing what anything does / combination is good, equals esoteric knowledge

[broken topaz]

get baro trauma

be traumatised

by under sea horrors

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[devout hull]

Welp, actually got non-pirated Barotrauma now.

[abstract path]

When will noita be on discount

[hidden path]

my pretty

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-in-there-arm-day-cat-working-out-lifts-gif-14487393

[devout hull]

May I join you guys in your shenanigans?

[midnight tree]

why don't i give you some ball trauma instead?

😏

[broken topaz]

Do it

HIT THEM

HARD

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1052163262227161148/trim.AB411C4B-D060-41A9-A1D8-EC66018F1FAB.mov

[vivid marsh]

Hit them lats

[remote vine]

Charybdis my beloved

[midnight tree]

i will traumatize you with my balls is what i'm trying to say

[broken topaz]

Oh thats not much of a trauma

ive been through worse

bring it on

[wise bane]

youve been through balls?

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gym-run-tired-fitness-gif-16008742

[devout hull]

Ever gotten broomrape?

[uncut obsidian]

im tired

[solar obsidian]

hi tired

[midnight tree]

ball tour

[broken topaz]

no just the regular kind

[wise bane]

go schlepp

[uncut obsidian]

im delight

[solar obsidian]

hi madirex

[remote vine]

consume caffine

[remote vine]

be a consoomer

[wise bane]

madi is mad

[vivid marsh]

Rest day tomorrow

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/scrunkly-scrimblo-double-tap-kitty-cat-gif-24922065

[ionic hatch]

Fractal guardians are so fucking hot 🤤

[uncut obsidian]

[midnight tree]

make sure to sign up for the tour of my balls at BallCon 2022

[abstract path]

Which ones again

[wise bane]

league?

[wise bane]

did u sleep?!

[broken topaz]

bing qilling

[abstract path]

Ya

[abstract path]

Oh yeah those!

[broken topaz]

[wise bane]

nice, am happy now

[remote vine]

anal probing time

[ionic hatch]

Seggs

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/wtdg-drip-too-hard-drip-drippy-lightning-jak-gif-25655320

[broken topaz]

i do not consent

[midnight tree]

that's literally me

[wise bane]

hot

[abstract path]

Why does she look hot

[remote vine]

worm

[uncut obsidian]

i's -15 outside mf

[midnight tree]

i have a built-in steam cannon

[abstract path]

For me -3

[wise bane]

nah only -12 for me

[pastel quartz]

can that thing get inside me maybe

[devout hull]

Cosplaying as Tifa. You know what happened in Italy?

[abstract path]

Tifa?

[remote vine]

probably

[abstract path]

Who is that

[vivid marsh]

17 degrees here 🍹 😎 💪

[ionic hatch]

Yes

[remote vine]

I need a cup of coca

[uncut obsidian]

i googled

[wise bane]

u live in mexico?

[broken topaz]

go tifa in my ass

only the germans know

[pastel quartz]

o-owo..

[midnight tree]

bet

[wise bane]

im german

[devout hull]

https://www.thegamer.com/italian-senate-tifa-lockhart-video/

[abstract path]

What is tifa blyat

[ionic hatch]

It's called anal prober for a reason

[remote vine]

based italian senate

[solar obsidian]

it is what it is

[wise bane]

dont ask

[devout hull]

He was in a Discord channel dedicated to her, too.

Incredibly based.

[remote vine]

lmfao

[devout hull]

It was a good video, too. Very well made.

[broken topaz]

tifa rockhard my beloved

[midnight tree]

tifa lockfart

[hidden path]

Tifa fuckedhard

[devout hull]

I bet her abs are absolutely that.

[wise bane]

brainfart = lockfart

[broken topaz]

brap

[solar obsidian]

dont give mods ideas again

[abstract path]

I saw

[broken topaz]

this is the fart locker

[midnight tree]

call me eminem cuz i'm a brap god

[broken topaz]

real

[wise bane]

and i thought cori is a more normal discord member

[devout hull]

what dem lips do

[wise bane]

guess those dont exist

[solar obsidian]

lmao

[broken topaz]

[devout hull]

LMAO

[broken topaz]

I am clinically unhinged

[abstract path]

You're funny tonstal

[remote vine]

what delusions

[midnight tree]

i am de-hinged

[abstract path]

I literally can be socially awkward

[solar obsidian]

@wise bane time for u meds

[devout hull]

I wish I was as innocent as tonstal.

[wise bane]

well i mean i didnt see her chat that often yet, now i see

[devout hull]

Actually no, I don't.

[wise bane]

youll never get me

[abstract path]

I used to be innocent

[wise bane]

my only meds are lsd so i can see the truth

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/glowie-ben-shapiro-fed-youll-never-take-me-alive-youll-never-take-me-alove-glowie-gif-24568408

[broken topaz]

I gudgeon on your pintle till you hinge

[abstract path]

Now i akn't

[devout hull]

Injects methamphetamine straight into your veins

[solar obsidian]

they are on your way. you cannot escape, time to wear the white pajamas

[plucky void]

imagine thinking any brainfart dweller is normal

[ionic hatch]

I'll set your balls ablaze

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-disintergrating-meme-emoji-disintegrating-meme-gif-21239978

[devout hull]

in a good way?

[solar obsidian]

kinky

[broken topaz]

i strog on your beef till you're off

[wise bane]

but i want the pink ones crackhead

[devout hull]

I mean, burning the pubes off seems just as effective as waxing.

[plucky void]

strogg?

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrate-disentegrate-reverse-nate-skull-gif-24530682

[remote vine]

forcefully injects you with morphine using my tranq gun

[devout hull]

You'll even damage the roots so they don't grow back!

[broken topaz]

Some of y'all have never taken amphetamines and it shows

[wise bane]

im like a stalker, take every drug i can find

[devout hull]

Only a syringeful!

[wary flume]

No

[solar obsidian]

yeah real life Stalker

[wise bane]

im actually not sure if i did or not

[wary flume]

Yes

[remote vine]

the crack den anomaly

[midnight tree]

y'all bitches don't even smoke crack

[broken topaz]

Nah i smoke fools like you on the bball court

[solar obsidian]

the syringe artifact

[wise bane]

yall so weak u never even done heroin

[remote vine]

crack is mid

[wary flume]

Wonder what my best bud aldo is up to

[midnight tree]

haha what if you smoked my balls on the court 😳

[abstract path]

I think i know what i will do with 20€

[wise bane]

there is no aldo you schitzo

[abstract path]

Buy steam things

[broken topaz]

Smoke crack

[wise bane]

close

[broken topaz]

I know what i would do with 20 euros right now

[wary flume]

Aldoruine or whatever his name is

[wise bane]

smoke crack

[abstract path]

What would u do

[broken topaz]

buy weed

[wise bane]

nah he not real

[remote vine]

he's busy being french

[abstract path]

Kek

[solar obsidian]

dont say that name out loud here please

[wary flume]

Is that why he’s always mad

[midnight tree]

gonna go for a walk with le dog now

[devout hull]

I want to play with that medical expansion mod to truly experience what being a medic in a submarine fighting aliens is truly like.

[remote vine]

yes

[broken topaz]

woof

[wise bane]

uh now i have weed in my mind again, f*ck you

[broken topaz]

addict

[wise bane]

i dont have problems with weed, just without

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulfeM8JGq7s

[remote vine]

"uhhh no you can't get addicted to weed it's physically impossible"

[broken topaz]

real

[solar obsidian]

then its addiction

[hidden path]

I'm addicted to cats

[broken topaz]

[wise bane]

starts vomiting after not smoking for a month

[wise bane]

nerd

[devout hull]

About an abused prostitute.

[broken topaz]

I didnt know people made songs about me

[devout hull]

Nah, you liked getting abused.

[solar obsidian]

@narrow lotus

[devout hull]

Also, I can pay you?

[broken topaz]

Yea

[devout hull]

Nice to know.

[broken topaz]

@broken topaz on OF

[remote vine]

2nd song is a banger

[wise bane]

imma search that up

[abstract path]

OF?

[wise bane]

and i will fist the wall if you dont have pics with weed on it

[eager quest]

i know

[wise bane]

OnlyFans

[eager quest]

bruh

[slim osprey]

[abstract path]

Ah

[broken topaz]

IM JOKING

THATS NOT MY OF HANDLE

[abstract path]

My ass

[broken topaz]

i mean

i dont have an OF handle

hahaha

[slim osprey]

What's your OF handle then?

[solar obsidian]

yeah right. own up to your "jokes"

[wise bane]

where are my nudes with Weeed?? WHERE

[slim osprey]

I need to learn from people like me if I want to start an OF

[broken topaz]

I did make an OF

[wise bane]

u are vey innocent

[broken topaz]

just to reserve the name

onlyfemmes

cause i thought it would be funny

[solar obsidian]

shes a minor

[abstract path]

As you can see, i really still am

[wise bane]

pls do nudes with weed

[broken topaz]

I dont sell my nudes

[wise bane]

She? a fed

[solar obsidian]

yes

[wise bane]

man they get more and more these days

[slim osprey]

Bummer honestly

[abstract path]

Legal in germany

[broken topaz]

TRUUUE

[solar obsidian]

yeah but not where i am

[wise bane]

u are to close to me, pls back up

[abstract path]

Who cares where u are

[solar obsidian]

the law

[abstract path]

Tehee

[broken topaz]

I have the account

[solar obsidian]

and my moral compass

[broken topaz]

but i never went further than that

[abstract path]

Then let the law be yours

[slim osprey]

Why not?

[wise bane]

i cant handle women that are closer than 500km

[slim osprey]

Free money

[broken topaz]

because you need to verify yourself with other social media accounts

[slim osprey]

[broken topaz]

before you can become a model

[abstract path]

Oof

[broken topaz]

like you need an active twitter with a following

[wise bane]

yeah ill search that up

[broken topaz]

do it

theres nothing on there

@onlyfemmes

[vivid marsh]

You live on point nemo??

[wise bane]

sad

[abstract path]

Lmao

[wise bane]

nah germany, i just cant handle life thats it

[abstract path]

But I'm basically a trans gal

So basucally a boy

[wise bane]

basucally

[solar obsidian]

crystal, please we talked about this

[wise bane]

minor cant even spell

[broken topaz]

where in germany

maybe im closer

[abstract path]

[broken topaz]

youd have to be even more scared

[vivid marsh]

where I post from

[wise bane]

i am even if youd be in a diffrent country

becouse you are you

[solar obsidian]

get a therapist to diagnose what you have, crystal

[abstract path]

I live like
Inbetween siegen and netphen
How close is that?

[broken topaz]

im in the north

[wise bane]

thank god im from bavaria

[abstract path]

Well definitely not schizoprenia (luckily)

[wary flume]

Huh

[wise bane]

u said cori first didnt you?

[solar obsidian]

well you never know, but i sure hope not

[abstract path]

My father got schizo tho

[wary flume]

Nah schizophrenia is cool

[abstract path]

Lel

[solar obsidian]

i mistaken the names

[wary flume]

You’re never lonely

[wise bane]

skill issue

[abstract path]

How do u do that

[solar obsidian]

exactly

[wise bane]

gigasadge

[wise bane]

having no skill

[abstract path]

Only cuz same beginning letter?

[lusty sonnet]

They are all alts tho

[plucky void]

ok aquaman

[wise bane]

becouse you are both feds

[solar obsidian]

doesnt matter

[vivid marsh]

ikr

[abstract path]

Sadge

Is it cuz like

Uh

[wary flume]

Huh

[abstract path]

We act almost the same or sum?

[solar obsidian]

no, it was a typo

[wary flume]

I stubbed my toe this is why the antichrist exists

[abstract path]

I see

[wise bane]

my last thing i googled was "how do i know if im the antichrist or not"

[remote vine]

I put people's nationality in notes in case I confuse them

[abstract path]

KEK

Oops

Caps was on

[wise bane]

im from serbia

[abstract path]

I'm from the void

[lusty sonnet]

Italian here

[vivid marsh]

Kosovo je srce Srbija

[wise bane]

can confirm

[abstract path]

Yay!

[wise bane]

eh .. yeas?

[orchid robin]

Whats mine

[abstract path]

Will you join us?

[vivid marsh]

🇷🇸 💪

[slim osprey]

What's my nationality?

[wary flume]

Are you apart of the UN

They control us

[wise bane]

me? to the void? 😊

[wary flume]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[solar obsidian]

@remote vine decides where we are from

[abstract path]

Yes

[wise bane]

would love it

[solar obsidian]

[abstract path]

Does there exist a steam card for 15 euros?

[orchid robin]

Wrong

[wise bane]

show me mine pls

[orchid robin]

Add half polish there

[solar obsidian]

where do u live now

[wise bane]

ehh why do you need 15?

[remote vine]

u said ur Serbian

[abstract path]

Idfk
Help

I wanna buy something but idk what

[vivid marsh]

what's mine

[wise bane]

[remote vine]

idk your nationality

[wise bane]

dont buy something, you will not play it

believe me

[abstract path]

But i buy things i play ;^;

[wise bane]

u did fall for my trap noob

[orchid robin]

In your mothers room

[wise bane]

use paypal

[solar obsidian]

@abstract path better test out the free versions before buying
🏴‍☠️

[abstract path]

I'm 17

[wise bane]

u are always online arent you

[remote vine]

here u go

[abstract path]

Ye i did

[remote vine]

silence serbian

[wise bane]

skill issue

[abstract path]

For example uh

Starbound and/or noita

[broken topaz]

Sex

[wise bane]

starbound is cool

[abstract path]

Yes

With mods.

[wise bane]

go away horny fed

[hidden path]

starbound had things

[wise bane]

yes

[abstract path]

Sex 🤝

I'm

Male (for now)

[wise bane]

but terraria is even cooler

[hidden path]

sex 🤮

[broken topaz]

That's okay

I swing all ways

[abstract path]

220 hours on steam

[wise bane]

what? are u female or male?

[broken topaz]

She's a transformer

[wise bane]

nice one, respect that

[abstract path]

Alright aleight female

[wise bane]

yeah

[solar obsidian]

depends on the mood

[ionic hatch]

Starbound got like 1400 hours in it

[wise bane]

im sry child but u have to decide

[broken topaz]

I'm also female

[wise bane]

i feel like being a hedgehog today

[abstract path]

It's the onliest game i actually have the most hours on for now

[broken topaz]

Emphasis on male

[solar obsidian]

its a phase, she'll get over it

[abstract path]

FEMALE

There

[wise bane]

for me that is warband

[hidden path]

Starbound has a nice vibe

[abstract path]

You're msking me confused

[solar obsidian]

but you are already? look at your pfp, mr. inverted hedgehog

[hidden path]

My most played game is Planetside 2

[abstract path]

Hedgehogs are cute

Kinda like.moths

[wise bane]

oh you are right, well then i dont want to be a hedgehog

[broken topaz]

Us

@slim osprey

[abstract path]

UsM

?

[wise bane]

p!invert @wise bane

[abstract path]

Ah

[slim osprey]

What

[abstract path]

Yes

[remote vine]

planetside 2 is cool if I know wtf is happening

[abstract path]

That one

[slim osprey]

Oh

Yeah I gues

[solar obsidian]

you are what your profile shows, sorry

[slim osprey]

I'm shorter

[broken topaz]

Do you like star wars uwu

[solar obsidian]

isnt that right, mr dog @remote vine ?

[wise bane]

so you are a old dude with a dingledong hat

[hidden path]

played with a team so it was really fun

[slim osprey]

Used to when I was a kid

[broken topaz]

I'm what they call force sensitive

[remote vine]

[slim osprey]

Watched the animated series a lot

[wise bane]

everyone does

[solar obsidian]

[abstract path]

I am what you call a force of nature

BITCH

[wise bane]

sex is a force of nature

so you are sex?

that explains the men female thingy

[abstract path]

0-0 um-

[broken topaz]

Pure sex

[abstract path]

I guess

[slim osprey]

Why are you talking sex with a minor?

[wise bane]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[solar obsidian]

@wise bane time to take a seat

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/billymoment-billy-herrington-vibe-gif-23169708

[wise bane]

I SAID I DONT WANT YOUR MEDS

[remote vine]

thanks sun tzu

[wise bane]

now give me my pink jumpsuit

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachimuchi-billy-billy-herrington-aniki-gif-22392976

[broken topaz]

So smooth

Fuck yea

[wise bane]

the counterpart of maja being pure horniness

[abstract path]

Kek

[broken topaz]

I'm pure wholesomeness

[wise bane]

i love vroom vrooms

[slim osprey]

Lies

[wise bane]

u are just weird, nothing pure

[solar obsidian]

nah

[abstract path]

What about me? ;<

[slim osprey]

I got screenshots to prove it

[wise bane]

u are pure minor

[broken topaz]

No you don't

[abstract path]

E

[solar obsidian]

A

[abstract path]

That might change soon

[wise bane]

i dont understand your E game

[orchid robin]

Damn i love A minor music

[broken topaz]

I'll present to you my new song

[wise bane]

granpa

[broken topaz]

Cumming

In A minor

[slim osprey]

[wise bane]

bing chillin

[slim osprey]

Careful now

Aldo might mute you

[broken topaz]

Okay

[solar obsidian]

he might actually

[wise bane]

who

[broken topaz]

That was a joke

We don't do that here

[slim osprey]

Pippo got muted for a joke like that

[solar obsidian]

i remember that joke from twitter

[wise bane]

ah good, i never see the problem until i get warned

[lusty sonnet]

Where's that report function

[broken topaz]

Bo Burnham performed a similar joke on stage

[orchid robin]

I have the “aldourien is typing” meme ready just in case

[broken topaz]

It's take

[solar obsidian]

its cringe

[broken topaz]

You're cringe

[orchid robin]

Youre cringe

[solar obsidian]

dont boost his ego

[wise bane]

pure cringe

p!saturate @abstract path

[abstract path]

Ya

[orchid robin]

What a fail

[solar obsidian]

did you draw this, @abstract path ?

[abstract path]

Have other ones
Hold on

[abstract path]

I WISH

I only draw dead cells character

Cuz he's kinda cewl

Have these

But their not mine

[broken topaz]

I'm the one with the blahaj

[solar obsidian]

umm

[orchid robin]

I want the second one

[broken topaz]

But I feel that's cropped

[solar obsidian]

ikr

[slim osprey]

You can't stop me discord

[abstract path]

It ain't really cropped tbh

Those are full pics unfortunately

[orchid robin]

Cropped porn? CP?

[slim osprey]

[abstract path]

But i have other ones that are kinda nsfw

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

CP?

[slim osprey]

Cyberpunk

[plucky void]

Callisto Protocol

[orchid robin]

Child prodigy

[narrow lotus]

=))))))

[wise bane]

why do we post anime porn?

[broken topaz]

Why not

[abstract path]

Cori

[broken topaz]

Crystal

[abstract path]

Do you mind if i dm you?

[broken topaz]

No

[wise bane]

is it good now? heard it sucks

[plucky void]

mods are sleeping

[abstract path]

Very well

[orchid robin]

Posting porn is part of who we are, why fight it

[broken topaz]

You DMd me before why would I mind lol

[abstract path]

Lmao

Sorry for being a bit weird

[wise bane]

we are in brainfart

[solar obsidian]

thats so fucked lmao

[wise bane]

the fck u say sorry for

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-cena-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-about-that-are-you-sure-about-that-meme-gif-23133134

[wise bane]

good morning

[solar obsidian]

aw man

[stone blade]

me walking through jupiter
cheri cheri lady in my headphones
mfw

https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-american-psycho-walk-jam-gif-16732505

Literally me

@grizzled meadow but youre still ehre

[grizzled meadow]

I'm here but I'm not here

[wise bane]

so we are in your house, but you are not here

[slim osprey]

Unironically my childhood

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-in-philadelphia-naked-pics-online-where-disgusting-meme-mac-gif-22972301

[broken topaz]

Me

[vivid marsh]

That za

[slim osprey]

Me

[vivid marsh]

puff on that dart

[wise bane]

why is #🥘food more fcked up than brainfart?

[wise bane]

addict

[broken topaz]

I don't have access to it

Haven't smoked in a year

[slim osprey]

Cringe

Just keep a plant in your house

[wise bane]

i have

[slim osprey]

Ez pz

[vivid marsh]

discord food channels will always be funny because it always looks like dog shit

[wise bane]

becouse u dont whant to?

[ionic hatch]

Tfw gram is 10 euro here

[broken topaz]

I don't know any dealers

[wise bane]

but still would taste fricking good

[broken topaz]

Average price for good stuff

[orchid robin]

Tf you guys talking about

[wise bane]

well i dont ether, i just have a friend who invites me over every few weeks

[plucky void]

I thought something would've been done about the horny creeps

[wise bane]

drugs

[solar obsidian]

too good

[broken topaz]

None of my friends smoke

[plucky void]

I like how this emoji is kinda shaped like a heart

[wise bane]

there is a legal lsd u can order in the internet

[wise bane]

[solar obsidian]

brotherly/homie love

[broken topaz]

Legal lsd? Also I don't want that kinds stuff

I have mushrooms

But that's not what I want atm

[wise bane]

yeah a new variant that isnt illegal yet

but its just lsd xD

[solar obsidian]

javanese

[plucky void]

born in Java

[wise bane]

well im scared of those

[gloomy wraith]

They're fun

[broken topaz]

Yea just not something you should be doing often lol

[hidden path]

alprazolam my beloved

[wise bane]

yeah just dont do drugs

[crimson flame]

Wait you're CS major?

[vivid marsh]

man how did you find me

[slim osprey]

Just overdose on Benadryl

[broken topaz]

Yea

[wise bane]

mitläuferin

[broken topaz]

I play lots of counter strike

[crimson flame]

What semester

Bru

[placid sail]

@real tinsel https://coub.com/view/39ld1l

[broken topaz]

Third

[crimson flame]

Noice

[ionic hatch]

White widow is 10

Hash is like 15

[broken topaz]

When I was in nl

I rolled the omega blunt

With the best weed I could find

And hash sprinkled into the weed

2 puffs and most people had enough

[wise bane]

bruh u are a weed expert arent you?

i just do like every 2 month; 1 evening

[broken topaz]

Like I said havent smoked in a year or so

[slate crown]

fuck

now i need weed

[slim osprey]

Me, not smoking

[abstract path]

Might drink n smoke

[hidden path]

Fuck it

[wary flume]

Drugs are vices

[hidden path]

we getting back on the pills

I'm gonna be dizzy again for like 2 or 3 weeks which is gonna suck

[slate crown]

don't know about pills those are scary

[devout hull]

sounds like a poor person problem

[hidden path]

antidepressants

[slate crown]

even worse

[hidden path]

It's that or rn constant mood swings and unable to do anything

[slate crown]

can you even get addicted to antidepressants?

[lusty sonnet]

Ye

[plucky void]

any and every strong medication has an addiction risk

[hidden path]

Who cares

[lusty sonnet]

Can get addicted to anything

[hidden path]

my grandpa was on them for 45 years

[plucky void]

antidepressants, painkillers and whatnot

that's why they're controlled substances

[somber warren]

When i was in NL we got 43% Hash Shit was almost Liquid. Homie of mine Fell uncontious in Subway. Good times

[plucky void]

can only buy them with a doctor's prescription and so on

[slate crown]

controlled substances yet single white moms are downing it like tic tacs

[hidden path]

Well

[devout hull]

Or make your own.

[hidden path]

it's gonna lower my alocohol consumption again which isn't a bad thing

[slate crown]

i don't fuck with pills is all im saying

[plucky void]

here we go with the weird shit again

[narrow lotus]

me everytime i open brainfart

[hidden path]

they worked last time

[abstract path]

What pills

[narrow lotus]

it's either this or horny ppl

[plucky void]

yeah but most of the time it's weird shit that I don't really mind

[devout hull]

What's your favorite recreational drug, ledy?

[plucky void]

but people being overtly horny or excessively talking about drugs is just

[narrow lotus]

dont rly have one bro

i suppose fucking Pepsi Twist is the most addicting shit i drink quite alot

[somber warren]

I Like rubbing cocaine under my forskin

[devout hull]

Respectable.

[narrow lotus]

then maybe alcohol but since i drive to work i didnt drink in months

holidays are coming might get some wine through

[plucky void]

worst thing I've been addicted to was coffee

and unfortunately I'm still addicted to sugar

[slate crown]

i love cavities too

[wise bane]

suggggar sucks

[plucky void]

I don't have any. I take care of my teeth lmao

[abstract path]

Thebonliest sugar i eat is from fruits

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL1svMa518w @grizzled meadow

[abstract path]

Stay healthy m'guys

[plucky void]

"stay healthy" while actively talking about drug use

[narrow lotus]

says Crystal

[uncut obsidian]

https://imgur.com/Xv4UKYL

[plucky void]

fuck you crystal

[slate crown]

I'm surprised you don't have dentures

[narrow lotus]

right ? 🤣

[wise bane]

she didnt lol

or did she

[narrow lotus]

she did ,, she says she wants to try every shit but cant cause minor

[wise bane]

ehh

[abstract path]

Idk

[narrow lotus]

and well cant buy it

doesnt have money yet

[wise bane]

even if your not minor you cant buy it

[abstract path]

Wh y

[narrow lotus]

yes and no

[wise bane]

i ❤️ drugs

[plucky void]

I didn't even get my wisdom teeth pulled out yet

[uncut obsidian]

fr

[plucky void]

flossing them takes a bit of work but I manage

[somber warren]

A Dealer won't ask you your age bruh

[abstract path]

"Legal in germany" ?

[wise bane]

facts

[wise bane]

there is nothing legal in germany, becouse german

[abstract path]

Nah just police bein a bitch

[somber warren]

Legal to Smoke Weed, but Not own or buy it

[abstract path]

[slate crown]

skill issue

[abstract path]

I need to wait for the fucking legalization

AAAA

[wise bane]

yeh try living in bavaria, they hate stuff around here

[grizzled meadow]

BUONGIORNO ITALIA GLI SPAGHETTI AL DENTE
E UN PARTIGIANO COME PRESIDENTE
CON L'AUTORADIO SEMPRE NELLA RADIO DESTRA E UN CANARINO SOPRA LA FINESTRA

[slate crown]

it's illegal to smoke and buy/own weed in my country too but as long as it's out of sight no one really cares

[wise bane]

haha have fun waiting for years

[uncut obsidian]

sa.[S>p[ PDAPL kf0m0d0A()KC OKAP

[narrow lotus]

p!slap @grizzled meadow

[foggy mantle]

Iedy slaps Falco [Nuclear] 1984

Powered by weeb.sh

[orchid robin]

Try living in signapore

[narrow lotus]

BUON GIORNO PUTANA

[stone blade]

[slate crown]

fuck that

[grizzled meadow]

Ivan the realest one in here

The only one who can speak italian

[stone blade]

dude its such a good song

[slate crown]

oggi alle

[narrow lotus]

oggi alle

oggi alle

[stone blade]

my grandma used to listen to it

[grizzled meadow]

Almeno dillo bene cazzone

[abstract path]

I hate this

[slate crown]

p!translate en Almeno dillo bene cazzone

[foggy mantle]

Original

Almeno dillo bene cazzone

English

At least say it right dick

[wise bane]

thats just skill issue

[slate crown]

no

[abstract path]

That's just politics for the germans to solve

I won't solve it

[somber warren]

Stronzo! Vaffanculo!

[wise bane]

i dont mean that

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg1yM929yp8
@stone blade a random one, let me know

Just the album cover alone is amazing

[wise bane]

im german my self, politics wont solve shit

[narrow lotus]

real

post nut clarity has many advantages

[somber warren]

German politics be like

[plucky void]

now I have undeniable proof that Google listens to Discord voice chats

[stone blade]

italians quite literally speedrun speaking a language

no cap

[wise bane]

yeah we dont even talk about it anymore becouse they are just

[abstract path]

IKR

[somber warren]

Real

[abstract path]

Their not even

Bro

Idk what to even say

[wise bane]

just leave it

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[somber warren]

Es ist wie es ist

[narrow lotus]

[wise bane]

we dont do politics in here, only drugs

[plucky void]

we should probably not do drugs either but who cares about double standards

[wise bane]

well drugs are better than politics, change my mind

[somber warren]

Real

[wary flume]

I hate drugs and I love causing chaos through political talk

[ionic hatch]

Based

[abstract path]

Thank god

[stone blade]

@grizzled meadow very good song

[wise bane]

i can clearly tell you are not german haha

[devout hull]

Giving you a BJ must be an experience.

[wary flume]

I’m Australian

[somber warren]

BC all Germans Love drugs

[wise bane]

its like a boost

[wary flume]

I live in funny harness land

[somber warren]

Your mouth gets numb

[wise bane]

we have to, how could we survive without drugs working 8h and getting yelled at 10h

[wise bane]

i dont even wanna ask

[wise bane]

upside down

[somber warren]

Real, the only reason that keeps me going is waiting for the weekends

[wise bane]

and as soon it hits friday afternoon only thing i can think of is that i have to work in 2 days again

[somber warren]

Then your not high enough obviously

[midnight tree]

the modern world sucks

[wise bane]

yeah thats when drugs kick in

[wise bane]

thats so true

[plucky void]

I've read news some time ago about a guy who died due to cocaine overdose because the girl he fucked had it stashed in her bussy and the hard fucking ruptured the plastic

his skin absorbed the cocaine and he died

[midnight tree]

we need to either speed forward to the space age or go back to monkey

[wise bane]

would be happier just fcking whacking wood all day and getting killed by a cold with 35

[somber warren]

I know this Story,there was also a Dude that injected Coke into His dick

His dick went black and died off

[wise bane]

hitwomen

[wary flume]

Yes

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907804235540885518/1052233385357103124/20221212_214817.jpg?width=842&height=662

[wise bane]

are there people who are scared from snakes?

[queen forum]

https://vxtwitter.com/weirdgameads/status/1602652557620281345

[wary flume]

Yeah

[wary flume]

He’s feeling romantical

[midnight tree]

indeed

[wary flume]

My nuts are itchy

[midnight tree]

rela

real

[broken topaz]

It was already perfect

[wary flume]

Eral

[midnight tree]

deez nuts were already perfect

[wary flume]

I got sexually harassed on hell let loose

[midnight tree]

based

[slim osprey]

How

[wary flume]

I bought it 3 days ago and I’ve been harassed every time

[slim osprey]

[lusty sonnet]

Oggi alle

[wary flume]

Apparently my teammates wanted my buddy

[midnight tree]

are you being harassed by all the trans women playing it?

[wary flume]

Bussy*

[slim osprey]

Trans women play hll?

[wary flume]

Prolly idk I forgor

[heady crow]

Real asf

[slim osprey]

Boutta play 24/7 fr

[pastel quartz]

whats hll

[slim osprey]

Hell let loose

[somber warren]

You have been asking for it with the short Uniform you we're wearing

[slim osprey]

Joined a match some days ago and a dude was saying "Yes daddy" whenever the squad lead gave an order

[wary flume]

Yeah sounds about right

[slim osprey]

PH fell off tbh

[heady crow]

Wtf i didnt know i played hll

[pastel quartz]

hot, i might want to get it

[slim osprey]

Lots of moaning in that match too

[wary flume]

Maja you’re a freak of nature

[pastel quartz]

thanks daddy

[slim osprey]

Don't say that, they are into it

[somber warren]

Playing HLL on a Germany server is a whole different expirience. Just a bunch of ppl that are actually competent

[midnight tree]

me

[wary flume]

I mean on aus server it’s either extreme homophobia and racism or extreme homosexuality and racism

Australian are racist

That’s why we’re all epic

[heady crow]

Me

[somber warren]

Every time i play on a english Server everyone wants me to sing erika

[slim osprey]

Ay yo sing erika

[pastel quartz]

Another brainfart veteran dead by the hands of the mods. Est in peace your growls were heard around the world

[heady crow]

I can sing the finnish version of it

[pastel quartz]

: 🫡

[pastel quartz]

extreme homosexuality? sounds like perfect place for me

[somber warren]

Based

[heady crow]

Brother

[wary flume]

No

[pastel quartz]

Daddy

[slim osprey]

Yes, perfect for you

[heady crow]

Sjdjskdjjsjdjdj

[pastel quartz]

kneels down

[slim osprey]

Ay yo two bottoms

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/533602082738143243/1052194024984944680/319548988_468091892070908_8793140351310168909_n.png

[wary flume]

🐢

[orchid robin]

OH GOD THEY ARE ROLEPLAYING

RUN

[pastel quartz]

[slim osprey]

Nah nah I'm watching

[narrow lotus]

[pastel quartz]

Destroy him janny

I beseech thee

[slim osprey]

She's going to like that too

[orchid robin]

The only way to win against bottoms

Is to treat them as your equal

[slim osprey]

[orchid robin]

So they wont feel submissive

[narrow lotus]

[slim osprey]

I should have all the bottoms

I can fix them

[crimson flame]

Just turn em upside down lmao

[grizzled meadow]

Guys, serious question for a trivial matter

I have been shaving my head (hair? I don't know, english) to "bald" for some time now, I'm probably starting to losing them but I don't mind, it's honestly better for me
Problem is: I also shaved my beard some days ago, it's already starting to grow but it's still "short"

Go bald now or go bald later?
You decide
Epic Rap Battle of Histories

[pastel quartz]

HAHA BALD

[slim osprey]

Go bald now

[broken topaz]

Buy finasteride

[lusty sonnet]

Need pics frenchie

[broken topaz]

@heady crow

[grizzled meadow]

I seriously don't mind, I already did a completely bald on accident, that was a mistake but I already know what my head looks like

[grizzled meadow]

Bet

[narrow lotus]

coming from you i am not surprised

[slim osprey]

Keep a beard tho

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/glowie-ben-shapiro-fed-youll-never-take-me-alive-youll-never-take-me-alove-glowie-gif-24568408

[midnight tree]

buy deez nuts

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know how to feel

[narrow lotus]

id say go bald but leave your beard grow

become a biker

[lusty sonnet]

I'll have to get pics some other way

[narrow lotus]

[grizzled meadow]

The beard stays on, that's obvious

The only problem is that I had to shave it so now is still short

[grizzled meadow]

I don't have a webcam either
I have it but it's disconnected 24/7, I just don't use it

Good luck

[narrow lotus]

it will grow , mine grows back in 7-10 days

[orchid robin]

The beard stays on during sex

[grizzled meadow]

Someone gets it

[lusty sonnet]

Got a phone tho

[narrow lotus]

the joke , not the sex , ofc

[orchid robin]

[lusty sonnet]

Phones are a goldmine for exploits

[grizzled meadow]

I don't have a "front facing" camera, it's "inside" the phone, if it pops up I can see it
Fuck notch, that shit suck

Good luck

[narrow lotus]

so u dont have a nomral phone?

[midnight tree]

piss and shit about it

[crimson flame]

Depends if u look good with it or no. I have a nerd face so i always shave clean

[grizzled meadow]

It's a normal phone

[narrow lotus]

the way u said it , its not

[lusty sonnet]

I'll find a way

[orchid robin]

He has a dumb phone

[queen forum]

https://tenor.com/view/nokia-snake-game-3310-gif-4887778

[narrow lotus]

are u using an anomaly detector instead of a phone , falco?

[crimson flame]

Oh you have the thing that pops up

[narrow lotus]

lmfao

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[narrow lotus]

best defence a romanian can have in those dire times, my friend threw one in a bucket of water for 6 hours , when we took it back , not only the battery was full

but the water turned green

[crimson flame]

Oppo reno? F11?

[grizzled meadow]

Oneplus

[crimson flame]

Oh pog

[ornate tulip]

I'm late but I do the same thing.
Pros: hair is easy as hell to take care of. Dandruff and all that doesn't stick.
Cons: you don't have hair. So if your hair comes out good, or if you want some nice hair, you can't get it. Also, you'll be colder because hair is extremely insulating for the head.

[narrow lotus]

Samsung users

[lusty sonnet]

[queen forum]

Oh? Falco is Romanian? Imma go grab some dracula memes then

[orchid robin]

Hes pasta language

[narrow lotus]

Romanians have too much hair so is opposite of Falco

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah the only problem is cold, I'll need to start using hats and stuff like that

[narrow lotus]

at age 13 u are just a smooth as butter boy , at 14 you become a haired gorilla

[grizzled meadow]

But I seriously cannot stand the way my hair look like right now

[queen forum]

https://tenor.com/view/sesame-street-muppets-vampire-dracula-scary-gif-15668379

"1 hair! Hahaha!"

[narrow lotus]

i had my beard and mustache at 15

[grizzled meadow]

@narrow lotus I used to have hair like you btw

[narrow lotus]

yeah , everyone told me that leads to baldness, i didnt believe them but honestly bot my dad and grandpa started going bald

so....yeah , the odds are stacked against me

😢

[orchid robin]

Embrace it

[ornate tulip]

I use hoodies all the time, or a balaclava, but not a beanie for some reason.

[narrow lotus]

balaclava

[queen forum]

@grizzled meadow If it's so cold just join Bandits!

[ionic hatch]

Be bald and have a killer beard, tattoo your head

[orchid robin]

Id like to make a withdrawal

[ionic hatch]

Be viking pilled

[narrow lotus]

i bet the store employees love him

[midnight tree]

tattoos are cringe

[crimson flame]

Hit the gym and bulk up. Bald guys look 500% hotter with muscle.

Or beard + glasses.. i think

[ornate tulip]

CHEEKI BREEKI!

[midnight tree]

i don't need some nerd to draw on me with a needle

[orchid robin]

Bald guys look better with multiple jobs

[ionic hatch]

Johnny sins look

😍

[lusty sonnet]

@grizzled meadow where in italy are you from?

[devout hull]

I'm a dentist, a menace, an oral hygienist.

[lusty sonnet]

South?

[narrow lotus]

Lazio

[devout hull]

Open your mouth for about four or five minutes.

[queen forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/497814416755261456/1052215805141598208/f4efb297af8b67db.mp4

[ionic hatch]

Cicily

[devout hull]

Hm, messed up the lyrics.

RIP Nate Dogg.

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-tony-tony-soprano-gif-tony-soprano-tony-soprano-cigar-gif-23674236

[lusty sonnet]

Hmmm

[ornate tulip]

For clarity, it's more like a ski mask.

So yes, I'd have the western Merc style balaclava.

[narrow lotus]

tarkov smoke mask

[ionic hatch]

Yo it's the tarkov smoke mask

[ornate tulip]

I've never played Tarkov before in my life.