🎪bruh-fart

[abstract path]

Skin

[devout hull]

Oh yeah. Welp, let's say our goodbyes.

[ornate tulip]

I'm not active here enough, I just want to steal memes.

[echo slate]

Anything that is created is a creature, philosophically speaking

[orchid robin]

Yeah but also it has been used as a dehumanizing term for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME

[devout hull]

Shut up, opinions of amphibians don't count.

[echo slate]

That's speciesist

[abstract path]

Look into the mirror

[devout hull]

I can't afford one.

[echo slate]

You fucking arachnid bastard

[orchid robin]

Amphibians are cowards who wont specialize

[devout hull]

Cry about it.

[abstract path]

Stupid talk.
Join duty

[ionic hatch]

Mine is dark blonde

[echo slate]

Come down to the pond and say that shit to my face

[orchid robin]

Ayo falco do you like dark blonde

[devout hull]

Paralyzes your eyes

[ionic hatch]

Lasagne

[echo slate]

All them eyes and you still can't see how dumb you are

[devout hull]

lasgner

[echo slate]

Falco's mom makes a mean lasagna

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-lasagna-hungry-starving-gif-5088777

[ionic hatch]

What

[abstract path]

I WAS GONNA DO THAT

[devout hull]

My eyes sometimes explode when daylight hits them. It's fucking metal.

[orchid robin]

NO

NO

[abstract path]

Noooooo

[orchid robin]

NONONONI

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[orchid robin]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[placid sail]

too slow punk

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/puke-big-guy-vomit-gif-12974259

[abstract path]

True

For now

[echo slate]

Falco's mom cooks good lasagna

[placid sail]

I was about to stop bothering you both so I won't overdo the bit and since you probably hate me already, but it was just too tempting

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/556979124166590485/1051851360234131488/trim.84746A6B-6973-453C-A76C-ACEF01F5EFE1.mov

[echo slate]

Go eat falco's moms lasagna

[orchid robin]

Can attest, his mom has cooked me a lot of late night lasagna

[queen forum]

@abstract path

[echo slate]

She gabba my gool til i soprano

[abstract path]

Yamyam :3

[wind forum]

She squirt in that sagna

[wise bane]

p!magik

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U7ZocUeWDk

You live another day

[abstract path]

Bro at first goes from "'tupid" to "woah woah woah, I'm done here"

[orchid robin]

Wait is it actually piss

[wind forum]

Yes its piss

[queen forum]

what did you expect? water?

[orchid robin]

Thank god i dont watch that shit

[abstract path]

Does that mean next year is gonna just get worse?

[orchid robin]

Kool aid

[wind forum]

What would girls ejaculate

[upbeat bobcat]

You became clock tower antagonist now?

[wind forum]

Brine?

[abstract path]

Sadly no

[wind forum]

Those bitches are pissing!!!

[orchid robin]

Lean

[echo slate]

Suipiss

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-lean-meme-lean-cat-loves-lean-purple-drank-gif-24893809

[upbeat bobcat]

What's Blahaj then?

[wind forum]

Time to shine

P!trivia medium

[foggy mantle]

To win 🥞250, answer this question in 10 seconds

Kato#3775

History (MEDIUM)

In what year was the video game company Electronic Arts founded?

[1] 1981
[2] 2005
[3] 1982
[4] 1999

Say the number of the correct answer.

[wind forum]

1

[foggy mantle]

Incorrect! The correct answer is 1982

[orchid robin]

Lmao

[ornate tulip]

Ikea made shark plushie.

[abstract path]

Shork🦈

[queen forum]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-go-spinny-blahaj-blahaj-spin-spin-shark-spin-gif-25670993

[orchid robin]

Okay my turn

[orchid robin]

p!trivia medium

[foggy mantle]

To win 🥞250, answer this question in 10 seconds

Kriegsmarine#1990

Entertainment: Japanese Anime & Manga (MEDIUM)

What studio animated Ouran High School Host Club?

[1] Kyoto Animation
[2] Bones
[3] Production I.G
[4] xebec

Say the number of the correct answer.

[orchid robin]

1

[foggy mantle]

Incorrect! The correct answer is Bones

[devout hull]

P!trivia hard

[foggy mantle]

To win 🥞500, answer this question in 10 seconds

Mystic_Spider#0331

History (HARD)

What did the abbreviation "RMS" stand for in the RMS Titanic in 1912?

[1] Regulated Maelstrom Sensor
[2] Regular Maritime Schedule
[3] Royal Mail Ship
[4] Royal Majesty Service

Say the number of the correct answer.

[orchid robin]

FUCK YOU BOT

[upbeat bobcat]

Uhhh aight then

[foggy mantle]

Time is up!

[wind forum]

Quaran High School Host Club

[devout hull]

4

Dang it.

[wind forum]

P!fish

[foggy mantle]

You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod

[abstract path]

P!trivia hard

[foggy mantle]

To win 🥞500, answer this question in 10 seconds

CrystaI#4994

Entertainment: Video Games (HARD)

In World of Warcraft lore, which of the following is known as the God of Spiders in the troll's loa beliefs?

[1] Bwonsamdi
[2] Hakkar
[3] Shirvallah
[4] Elortha no Shadra

Say the number of the correct answer.

Time is up!

[abstract path]

4

[orchid robin]

It was royal mail ship

[wind forum]

P!buy fishing rod

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to purchase Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50?

[queen forum]

P!trivia easy

[devout hull]

p!trivia hard

[foggy mantle]

To win 🥞100, answer this question in 10 seconds

qaNitro#6046

General Knowledge (EASY)

In 2010, Twitter and the United States Library of Congress partnered together to archive every tweet by American citizens.

[1] False
[2] True

Say the number of the correct answer.

You must wait 9 minutes, 18 seconds to use this command again.

Purchased Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50

[queen forum]

1

[foggy mantle]

Incorrect! The correct answer is True

[wind forum]

P!fish

[foggy mantle]

@wind forum, casted out a line... You caught a Duck 🦆
He kicks you in the face and goes back into the water.

[devout hull]

1

[ornate tulip]

p!trivia medium

[foggy mantle]

To win 🥞250, answer this question in 10 seconds

Genuinely A Dubious Creature#8275

Entertainment: Television (MEDIUM)

Which of following is rude and dishonorable by Klingon standards?

[1] Insulting and laughing at him at the dinner table
[2] Reaching over and taking his meal
[3] Punching him and taking his ship station position
[4] Taking his D'k tahg

Say the number of the correct answer.

[wind forum]

[ornate tulip]

3

[foggy mantle]

Incorrect! The correct answer is Taking his D'k tahg

[abstract path]

FUCK why so fast

[scenic sable]

Use the fucking thread.

[devout hull]

Capitalism.

[wind forum]

I fucking knew that

[orchid robin]

Thats what she said

[wind forum]

Why cant I get the good ones

[echo slate]

Bitches with good pussy piss loud as fuck sound like they fryin chicken

[wise bane]

oh oh aldo is here

[orchid robin]

The mod told us to go to the thread, its time to say the command

!1984

[wise bane]

take cover

[split canyon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029824156289732649/1050558785560776825/1984.mp4

[wind forum]

!1984

[split canyon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029824156289732649/1050558785560776825/1984.mp4

[wise bane]

!1984

[split canyon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029824156289732649/1050558785560776825/1984.mp4

[queen forum]

"HELP! HE'S TAKING ME TO THE PIT! HEEEELP!"

[orchid robin]

[wind forum]

Making juice

Looking a little ripe

[wise bane]

p!invert

[foggy mantle]

@wise bane, The URL provided is not a valid image url.

[orchid robin]

Thats also 1984

[wise bane]

fuck

[orchid robin]

p!invert https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1051868360809402419/xl39nmqa5oy51.png

[plucky void]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkO4rFyri4V/

[orchid robin]

@wise bane massive skill issue

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[wise bane]

insta reels

[devout hull]

the forbidden brown cum chalice...

[plucky void]

this one is funny, unfortunately the MAP furries at Discord don't have the brains to implement an instagram embed

[scenic sable]

Dude, I thought you knew better.. What kind of sweeping statement is that?

[orchid robin]

1 hour and a half someone give me something to do

NOBODY SAY SUPPORT OR I SWEAR TO GOD

[slim osprey]

Support

[orchid robin]

Suck a dick

[slim osprey]

Okay

[queen forum]

Exercise

[orchid robin]

Looking out for you

[wind forum]

Draw

[slim osprey]

Matter of fact I already do

[orchid robin]

In the middle of campus?

[wind forum]

Draw

[orchid robin]

Im shit tho

[devout hull]

[orchid robin]

The only thing i can do is shapes

[queen forum]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-dance-fitness-feel-exercise-gif-16437423

[wind forum]

All masters are apprentices when they start

[orchid robin]

Yeah meanwhile im a moron

[wind forum]

You're not. Start drawing

[orchid robin]

But i dont have a pencil, only a non erasable pen

[wind forum]

Good

Line confidence

[orchid robin]

I cant draw a straight line for shit

[wind forum]

Yet

[queen forum]

sketch

[orchid robin]

You could get a baboon to draw for you better than me

[wind forum]

You are making excuses

[normal reef]

What

[orchid robin]

No shit

[wind forum]

While you can be making progress

[plucky void]

listen to music

[queen forum]

Opossum

[orchid robin]

Finally a realist

[devout hull]

Just realized that the Sun hates us, but the magnetic field and the ozone layer is the Earth's way of UNO reversing the Sun's slaps.

[normal reef]

[orchid robin]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[plucky void]

the earth protecc

[wind forum]

Al is typing

[plucky void]

that's the reason why none of the other planets in our system is able to support life

[wind forum]

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/noot-noot-meme-noot-noot-black-background-gif-26002556

[devout hull]

Unfortunately, it can't also attacc. But we can.

[scenic sable]

p!warn @plucky void Using "map furry" as a slur. #📄rules

[plucky void]

they either have no ozone layer at all or it's too thin to effectively protect us from UV

[foggy mantle]

@plucky void has been warned.

[scenic sable]

That's fucking heinous, even for you.

[devout hull]

Gotta be on your best behavior when Aldo is around.

[wind forum]

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/noot-noot-meme-gif-25836473

[devout hull]

Imma post you a noot noot bj

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/lNx37hOx9n0

[wind forum]

Why is making fun of discord staff offensive

[orchid robin]

Go ahead, i dare you to do it why looking me in the eyes

[orchid robin]

He said map furry

[placid sail]

I'm sorry but... what is a "map furry"?

I know what a furry is but what's that

[wind forum]

The pedo thing

[scenic sable]

Making fun of staff is fine, the way you do it matters.

[orchid robin]

Oh shit, aldo do i have permission to explain so i dont get in trouble

[slim osprey]

MAP stands for minor attracted person

[placid sail]

oh

[slim osprey]

AKA pedophile

[placid sail]

eww

[orchid robin]

Nvm someone else did it

[slim osprey]

Yeah I'mma be honest this one gotta be one of the shittiest warns I have seen

Discord staff is pretty incompetent after all

[scenic sable]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-calculate-silly-count-calculating-the-fucks-i-dont-give-gif-15710300

[orchid robin]

Its pedophiles trying to whitewash their attraction

[placid sail]

I see

[wind forum]

Yeah I hate furries. Discord staff especially

[spice fossil]

fuck furries

[placid sail]

well it's kinda obvious Aldo or anybody else either won't be really fine with being called that, so fair

[slim osprey]

Trying to act like being attracted to little kids is on the same level as being attracted to people of the same gender

[spice fossil]

the hateful metaphor

[orchid robin]

Actually why do people hate furries? Like the legit reason

[spice fossil]

not literal

[scenic sable]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-bruce-wayne-knuckles-knuckle-cracking-fight-gif-3856686

[slim osprey]

It's not meant for moderators, it is meant for discord devs

Y'know, the ones in charge of making this app

[solar obsidian]

have u heard about furry-cons?

[orchid robin]

They literally tried to become a part of the lbtq community…..they are desperate

[placid sail]

still, a pretty dirty word to throw around

[spice fossil]

remember that there is something even worse a furry

[scenic sable]

p!mute @wind forum 3d Hate-speech. #📄rules

[foggy mantle]

@wind forum has been muted for 3 days.

[spice fossil]

its a zoophile furry

[slim osprey]

Same reason why people hate lgbt

[orchid robin]

Those are simply called zoophiles

[orchid robin]

Me no understand, me say it bad

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[spice fossil]

oh yea

[scenic sable]

p!mute @spice fossil 3d Hate-speech. #📄rules

[slim osprey]

Literally

[foggy mantle]

@spice fossil has been muted for 3 days.

[devout hull]

Man, nobody listening to my advice.

[slim osprey]

What's your advice?

[placid sail]

floss daily

[slim osprey]

That's good advice

[scenic sable]

Here's mine: Shut the fuck up about minorities.

[devout hull]

Be on your best behavior around Aldo.

[solar obsidian]

wait is hating furries punishable here?

[orchid robin]

Damn 2 people muted

The god of vengeance is ruthless

[slim osprey]

It is

[solar obsidian]

oh my god

[slim osprey]

It's fine to meme around a bit I think

[devout hull]

Yo, can I get a mute just for the hell of it?

[orchid robin]

He wants another mute

[slim osprey]

But saying "I hate furries" is on the same level as saying "I hate gays)"

More or less

[orchid robin]

What if i hate myself and im..gay?

[slim osprey]

Then you are just a homophobic homosexual

Like half of this chat

[orchid robin]

You like dick, but you hate people who like it

[slim osprey]

I like dick

[devout hull]

Probably wants all the dicks for himself, selfish lil' shit.

[slim osprey]

And I will say shut up [REDACTED] to other people like me

[pastel quartz]

Haha

[plucky void]

then you just need therapy or something to learn self love

[orchid robin]

Why wont these homosexuals stop sucking my cock

[slim osprey]

Cause you are a homosexual yourself

[devout hull]

A good dickin' and headpats might also work as a good substitute.

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/jschlatt-homosexual-flirting-with-man-gay-gif-18122124

[abstract path]

Do you love dick?

Do you wanna suck cock?

[slim osprey]

Why would you stop flirting with men?

[plucky void]

nah that's just palliative

[orchid robin]

More of an ass person tbh

[abstract path]

Good

[slim osprey]

We are literally the best kind of people to flirt with

[plucky void]

Hey hey people

Sseth here

I have one simple question

Do you love violence?

[abstract path]

YES

[slim osprey]

Men knows what other men like

[devout hull]

We both know I don't know what that word means.

[orchid robin]

YES

[slim osprey]

Yes

[abstract path]

Lmao

[orchid robin]

Bros giving brojobs

[devout hull]

Gotta help a homie out when they're pent up.

[ornate tulip]

Have you ever wanted to watch, your enemies die in droves because you were growing too much wheat

[devout hull]

Good for the mind, you know?

[orchid robin]

You cant tell me you never saw your homies fat ass and didnt think about grabbing it

[plucky void]

kinda specific, but relatable

[abstract path]

I kinda can tho

[devout hull]

I have grabbed it.

[slim osprey]

I saw my homies fat cock once

[pastel quartz]

Wtf

[ornate tulip]

I don't have homies.

[abstract path]

I don't think sexually about my friends

[scenic sable]

Less horny.

[abstract path]

Kek

[orchid robin]

Damn, havent seen a single one

[slim osprey]

Damn

[devout hull]

Aldo, I seriously don't think that's possible.

[scenic sable]

If you're going to shitpost, then do that.
Stop being so obscene.

[orchid robin]

Its..gay it cancels out the straight horniness 5 hours ago. Therefore now its 0% horny

[abstract path]

Mom....i pissed the bed

[slim osprey]

Piss baby

[slim osprey]

Don't come to Argentina if you got an inflation fetish

[ornate tulip]

Nothing is hotter than learning business because the economy fucks people harder than hentai ever could

[orchid robin]

Venezuela?

[slim osprey]

Don't go to Venezuela either

[orchid robin]

The housing market crash 😩😩😩

[devout hull]

makes me wanna smash

that like button

[slim osprey]

Holy shit they made twitter better

[ornate tulip]

Don't come to America either. The inflation is comically high (for us)

[orchid robin]

Company executive, smaaasshhh

[orchid robin]

Really funny knowing what comes next

[slim osprey]

[slim osprey]

Bro stop complaining

[devout hull]

Not the lolicons, that's for sure.

[orchid robin]

Im alone in the classroom…..what do i vandalize

[slim osprey]

A chair

Draw a cock on it

[orchid robin]

Deal

[devout hull]

Put gum under the teacher's desk.

[orchid robin]

What if i stay under the desk with a taser

[normal reef]

And how am i supposed to make money now???!!

[devout hull]

You get sent to the special kids class.

[orchid robin]

Well, time to vandalize a chair with a pen

[scenic sable]

Stop pushing someone to vandalise stuff.

[scenic sable]

That's a very awful joke.

[solar obsidian]

jesus

[abstract path]

Aldo being the brainfart police today

[slim osprey]

Man can't have fun in #🎪bruh-fart

[orchid robin]

Theres like 200-250 of those chairs

[normal reef]

We all know i make consenting 18+ women come on

[slim osprey]

I'll be gone before I get muted

https://tenor.com/view/aight-imma-head-out-im-out-this-bitch-bye-gif-15194343

[scenic sable]

Vandalism is not something to encourage in a server about a video game.

[solar obsidian]

its a joke

[scenic sable]

I do not care.

[normal reef]

See ya later boys

[scenic sable]

p!infractions @normal reef

[foggy mantle]

Dumb booba artist Pippo#9114

Total infractions: 2
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

WARN | Case [#510]

Moderator: okay_cat129#6200
Time: 10/09/2022 03:44pm UTC
Reason: dont shitpost outside of #🎪bruh-fart. #📄rules

MUTE [12 hours] | Case [#512]

Moderator: okay_cat129#6200
Time: 10/09/2022 03:53pm UTC
Reason: #📄rules shitposting in the general channels and arguing with staff. no

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[orchid robin]

Okay fine

[normal reef]

Months ago

[devout hull]

Do me!

[normal reef]

See i am good now

[orchid robin]

[scenic sable]

p!mute @normal reef 3d Joking about monetising minors.

[foggy mantle]

@normal reef has been muted for 3 days.

[scenic sable]

Fuck you.

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/noot-noot-meme-noot-noot-black-background-gif-26002556

The god strikes again

[devout hull]

Thankfully I had busted out the popcorn minutes ago.

[slim osprey]

Sorry but I have to

Alright I'm gone again

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/994103721166393434/1051211386245632081/volkswagen.mp4

[orchid robin]

Okay that’s hilarious

Well since chat died

Uuuhhhhhhhh

Fuck i really have nothing else to do for the next hour but this chat

[midnight tree]

Dayum aldo ruined everything again

[orchid robin]

The god of vengeance strikes again, and with greater fury than before

[solar obsidian]

having to go through a minefield to make a joke is exhausting

[orchid robin]

Thats why i step on the mines and tank em

[midnight tree]

Just don't worry about it

[orchid robin]

Its only 3 days

[scenic sable]

I am currently petitioning our staff to ban shitposting completely from our server.

[orchid robin]

Real shit?

[midnight tree]

LMAO

[solar obsidian]

good luck

[hidden path]

Where will I go if you do

[gloomy wraith]

Won't happen lol, the shit has to go somewhere

[abstract path]

Why

[orchid robin]

You do realize that if this channel is gone, newcomers will be flooded

[plucky void]

mods will be overworked from having to deal with shitposts in other channels

[abstract path]

True

[midnight tree]

What a fuckin shitty suggestion

[plucky void]

and if you end up having to ban shitposting completely it'll be even more taxing for you guys

[scenic sable]

Then we can just dole out bans in droves until people give up.

[solar obsidian]

if another big youtuber makes a good video about gamma its going to get nasty

[slim osprey]

People won't give up

You know it

[abstract path]

Tbh my anxiety would be too big to even go into other channels

[orchid robin]

But new people join every day, people who might be shitposters

[solar obsidian]

people will just create alt accounts

[slim osprey]

Now you can make newcomers come here if they want to shitpost

[ionic hatch]

I was about to make a joke but it'll 100% get me banned

[orchid robin]

Hell what happens when a group of people set up multiple accounts and flood the server with shitposts

[slim osprey]

You remove shitposting entirely and the more people that join the more people that you guys need to ban

[orchid robin]

That is a recipe for revolt and disaster

[solar obsidian]

yeah dont bother

[scenic sable]

Tough shit.
We can automod the bans. Let it remove thousands.

[midnight tree]

Oh no that would be horrible

[orchid robin]

Idk automodding bans doesnt usually go too well

[ionic hatch]

this server without brainfart is kinda cringe

[midnight tree]

Real

[ionic hatch]

Doesn't feel the same

[solar obsidian]

it wont feel "alive"

[abstract path]

Alice do be right tho

[ionic hatch]

Good I made a backup

[scenic sable]

I'll put it in a way you understand:

[orchid robin]

I do indeed understand in mgr references

[slim osprey]

Can't wait until typing a knock knock joke gets you banned

[abstract path]

Knock knock

[ionic hatch]

Aldourien got me questioning my shit posting, not sure if I can make a Stalin joke

[abstract path]

Better not

[slim osprey]

You can't

[orchid robin]

Political so no

[ionic hatch]

Literally 1984

[orchid robin]

!1984

[split canyon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029824156289732649/1050558785560776825/1984.mp4

[midnight tree]

Real

He really is the george orwell 1984

[ionic hatch]

Can't believe the cool artist Got muted

[hidden path]

1984's Orwell

[orchid robin]

George 1984’s orwell

[grizzled meadow]

Don't listen to Aldo

He have the flu

[midnight tree]

I never do

[orchid robin]

The flu of HAVING GONE MAD WITH POWER?

[abstract path]

Sometimes i wonder if he does it so we behave

[devout hull]

falco help aldos being mean to us

[abstract path]

"Behave"

[solar obsidian]

whats behave

[placid sail]

oh that explains him being extra cranky

get well soon, Aldo

please don't ban half the server for nothing

[orchid robin]

Or hes a madman who took over all the power in the gamma server and is exacting his vengeance on those who he deems unfit to be

[midnight tree]

Get worse

[abstract path]

Having a good attitude basically

[slim osprey]

He's trying to be judge, jury and executioner

[solar obsidian]

by trying to make the server feel less alive?

[orchid robin]

JUDGE DREDD BUT AS ALDO, JUDGE ALDO

[hidden path]

I already have a good attitude and I'm not cool

[abstract path]

I mean i try to behave

Literally look at my infractions

[solar obsidian]

we all try, @abstract path

[orchid robin]

Dont post racial slurs

[ionic hatch]

I can't even shitpost without being send to Brazil

[devout hull]

also dont post sexual slurs

[ionic hatch]

"Don't be funny"

[abstract path]

@grizzled meadow
Send me le infractions

[placid sail]

posting Stalin isn't funny

[orchid robin]

Idk if humor based on slurs alone is funny

[placid sail]

banned for being mid

• L + ratio

[ionic hatch]

[scenic sable]

[placid sail]

you really shouldn't be dipping your face in the cesspool that is brainfart if you're sick, it's like smoking or even worse

[orchid robin]

Shit aldo is on the lookout

AND MY DATA SIGNAL IS SHIT AGAIN

[solar obsidian]

gotta let the pain out somewhere

[orchid robin]

Sweet brainfart eases the pain

[ruby minnow]

ayo Aldo please watch this chat

[placid sail]

ohhh, I see haha

[devout hull]

Yeah, moderating brainfart is like working in a coal mine in 1969.

[hidden path]

The aneurisms have to leak out somewhere

[orchid robin]

Says the one who started the turtle

[stone blade]

I love the monolith attacks from the barrier
so balanced

[orchid robin]

I hate the signal quality in this place so much

[stone blade]

youre showing one pixel of yourself and they hit your legs magically

[devout hull]

but do they hit the griddy?

[orchid robin]

Heres a good reason to mute

[stone blade]

its a bit bullshit

[abstract path]

Fuck it we ball

[orchid robin]

“Its a bit bulshit” you clearly never had a pseudodog teleport out of nowhere and attack you before you can react

[stone blade]

pseudodog is nothing

[real tinsel]

@placid sail any update on making alice make falco wear a dress?

[orchid robin]

Anyways since i got like 40 more mins till class imma tease the muted people

@normal reef hello there, how are you

[devout hull]

ballin

[placid sail]

bit is over, I don't like to overdo the jokes

[orchid robin]

Feeling good today?

[placid sail]

but we'll watch their careers with great interest

[orchid robin]

Then perish

[placid sail]

you've missed aldo going complete apeshit

[real tinsel]

i checked

[devout hull]

instead of mandatory military service we should have mandatory maid service

[real tinsel]

good thing i wasn't around

aldo would hunt my ass down

[placid sail]

yeah you'd probably say something just dumb enough to tick him off

[devout hull]

He's probably still around.

[stone blade]

god the lag

[orchid robin]

HE CAME DOWN FROM THE SKIES, WITH HATE IN HIS EYES AND VENGEANCE IN HIS HEART HE SMITED THOSE WHO HE DEEMED UNWORTHY

[real tinsel]

probably

[devout hull]

skill issue

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[stone blade]

?

yeah sure...

[orchid robin]

Where

[stone blade]

whatever you say

[plucky void]

"smited"

[real tinsel]

smote

[orchid robin]

Yeah i knew it was wrong but didnt know the right form

[placid sail]

listen buddy, you gotta learn to let go of the bit or you're gonna watch it become unfunny and tiresome

[real tinsel]

it's smote

[devout hull]

That's not a spelling mistake, though.

[orchid robin]

Real shit?

[orchid robin]

Oh no i get it, was making a joke

[real tinsel]

like a marriage

[devout hull]

Or Claire.

[placid sail]

besides, consider the fact we probably weirded out falco and alice so much they'll never ever consider getting laid neither with each other or someone else completely, harbouring hatred and fear towards other people forever because of our cruel jokes

[devout hull]

The clock is ticking, Leon.

[orchid robin]

We made abstinence work

[abstract path]

Got any games on your phone, brother?

[devout hull]

The ideal timeline.

[real tinsel]

i'll malewife falco

[plucky void]

mission accomplished?

[placid sail]

you guys are cruel

[orchid robin]

Cold, not cruel

[plucky void]

cunnin' but brutal

brutal but cunnin'

[placid sail]

daaaaaaaaay after daaaaay

I get aaaaaaangry

and I will saaaaay

[devout hull]

wdym? This is peak brainfart.

[placid sail]

truly

even Crystal's completely random comment is there

[real tinsel]

there i am trying my best to get that falcussy again

[orchid robin]

Truly the finishing touch

[stone blade]

:D

[real tinsel]

this is indeed the most brainfart

[devout hull]

Bussy also stands for bird pussy.

[solar obsidian]

cherry on top

[devout hull]

Though that's more a cloaca.

[orchid robin]

And bull pussy

[solar obsidian]

Bus pussy

[orchid robin]

Busussy

[solar obsidian]

bussy.

[hidden path]

no

[stone blade]

BRO THESE RETARDS

ARE LOOTING

EVERYTHING

[solar obsidian]

https://junkee.com/la-bussi-spain/342086

[orchid robin]

Images wont load

[stone blade]

EVEN THO I"VE KILLED all of them

[devout hull]

lmao skill issue

[stone blade]

WTFFFFFF

God I hate that so much

[orchid robin]

Kill them all

[placid sail]

that the daaaaay

[placid sail]

is in myyyy siiiiiight

when I'll take a boooow

[stone blade]

its freedom..

[solar obsidian]

princess

[placid sail]

and say goooodniiiiiight

[orchid robin]

Guys should i put my faith into humanity and leave my backpack in class while going to the toiler or not act like a complete moron

[orchid robin]

Kill them all

[devout hull]

Lace their coke with flour.

And cyanide.

[ocean pulsar]

Lace their drugs with no drugs

That’ll fuck em up

[devout hull]

Snort the drug part of the drug. Leave everything else.

[ocean pulsar]

nice

[ruby minnow]

do y'all sometimes feel like screaming?

[orchid robin]

Whenever i have faith in humanity, I remember the state in which the bathrooms are and already wanna get off of this earth

[devout hull]

Wait, there are other feelings?

[remote vine]

I don't scream. I just fume silently

[ocean pulsar]

The feeling of joy when being in full tactical gear

[ionic hatch]

@orchid robin @solar obsidian check your dm's motherfuckers I send you a funny

[ruby minnow]

emotional support larping

[orchid robin]

I feel honored

[devout hull]

I still feel like screaming, just less loudly.

[ocean pulsar]

good

[ruby minnow]

It just motivates

[ruby minnow]

fuck i don't have memes

i need some to steal

[stone blade]

I cant pick up

everything

I picked up the most important things and thats all

[ruby minnow]

this has chad energy all over it

[devout hull]

Hm, I should download my 600 file large meme folder from MEGA.

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038613125475340380/1051611290759602207/Sick_man.mp4

[stone blade]

lol

[devout hull]

70kg storage? Cringe.

[plucky void]

same applies to women calling their boyfriends daddy

[stone blade]

its a random stash dude

the fk you want me to do

I literally had nowhere else to put the items

[devout hull]

Not pickup the pistols.

[ruby minnow]

the guns are bad too

i'm not talking about the stash

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1051872803143549048/IMG_5347.png

[devout hull]

He's off the charts!

[ocean pulsar]

I like collecting guns even if they’re bad

[stone blade]

I know theyre bad

all of this is money even if not a lot of money
its still money

[ruby minnow]

my hideout is filled to the brim with guns

i just repair some of them for fun

use them for a little bit

[ocean pulsar]

ye

[devout hull]

Just.. dismantle them on the spot instead of storing?

[ruby minnow]

then abondon them forever

but you will never see a Bullpup in my gun stash

[stone blade]

I stored them because I had more things to pick up smartasssss

fucking let me finish my explaining

[devout hull]

You can't quick dismantle?

actual skill issue

[stone blade]

I can?

i just picked up the guns stored htem

then went to pick up other things

I do not want to dismantle them now

[devout hull]

If you hold ALT(?) and drag your multitool over a weapon you will dismantle it.

Or CTRL.

[stone blade]

.....

[devout hull]

One or the other, been a while since I played.

[stone blade]

I know.

[ruby minnow]

bro the guy is a veteran

he knows

what he's doing

[devout hull]

You would be surprised.

Well, I'm gonna stop telling you how to play the game. And just sit here pondering why someone would do that to themselves.

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1051514686153166858/igVideo.mp4

[stone blade]

my process was to not SHIFT T everything

I only picked up guns/armor/patches/meds/food/repairs

the other useless items I didn't

then after I picked up everything up to carry capacity I went back

[ruby minnow]

i don't dismantle anything i pick up the gun if i like it

[ocean pulsar]

click mouse
dopamine
And people believe this shit

[stone blade]

and looked more slowly for things I might need

[ruby minnow]

pretty dumb idea

but i still do it

[stone blade]

the fk did he not understand

I'm not gonna SHIFT T

because on the 3rd body and we'll be overweight

jesus

[plucky void]

Ubisoft certainly does

[stone blade]

especially with how many monolith there were
like 30 bodies

I'm not gonna SHIFT T on all

[ruby minnow]

coolest bandit name

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1051281575603621959/redditsave.com_shitpost_as_i_please-hsfk6wxmd0m91.mov

[stone blade]

yep

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1051111321321615451/oyun_editleri1_2022-12-09-22-34-55_1670618095438.mp4

[stone blade]

28 patches

[ocean pulsar]

wish I had 28 patches

[ruby minnow]

translation

[ocean pulsar]

How am I supposed to know

[ruby minnow]

Yes guys today we're bringing an F-22 to space

no i translated it

[ocean pulsar]

What language is that turkish

[ruby minnow]

yeah turkish

[ocean pulsar]

[stone blade]

I picked up as much as I can anyway

[ruby minnow]

this is the reason why i go around with 7 people

[plucky void]

whoa

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1050980078714093609/trim.CD56C1C0-5BED-4A88-8F7B-9F476F35C12A.mov

[ocean pulsar]

Do y’all play with companions

[ruby minnow]

yes

7 of them to be exact

[stone blade]

I do have the role for a reason tho

[ruby minnow]

need to carry a lot of guns

and i don't want to face 10 monolith by myself

but like

[stone blade]

I was not prepared for this barrier attack tho

[ruby minnow]

what do y'all think the best companion number is

[stone blade]

I barely had enough ammo

[stone blade]

jesus that was a lot of loot

200kg of shit

[ruby minnow]

when i cannot carry a certain loot

i say i will go back and take it after i store this one

and never return to that place ever again

[stone blade]

kill enemy
loot important stuff first
stash stuff in a stash
go back and look once again for things of interest
repeat

so many suppressors

[hidden path]

suppressors are good money

[ruby minnow]

put a supressor on a supressor

extra supression

[hidden path]

some do be worth much less though, if you're overuncombered

[stone blade]

Yeah this was a big haul

me and the 2 followers were filled to the brim

[ruby minnow]

man

followers can only carry like

40 kgs or something

fucking weak mfs

i can carry 200 kgs of loot on me by myself

what is your excuse as a companion

[real tinsel]

i had a classmate who called himself yashka

[ruby minnow]

did he have the last name drip tho?

[real tinsel]

[real tinsel]

nope

i don't actually know what his lastname was

[ruby minnow]

well then he's not cool

[stone blade]

Time to craft .45

[ruby minnow]

5 Minutes Craft

[real tinsel]

craft yourself some bitches while you're at it ivan

[proven crown]

Dude just give them a backpack

[ocean pulsar]

fuf

[ruby minnow]

wait we can do that?

[stone blade]

I'm in the process of getting one kha

[ruby minnow]

nah fuck that

let them have gains

[proven crown]

Do AI have access to skill progression?

[ruby minnow]

i wish they had

[stone blade]

what do these controls mean? which keys are these?

[ruby minnow]

it seems to be something about moving placeable objects

[stone blade]

on the keyboard

[swift scarab]

Arrow keys?

[stone blade]

they dontwork

[real tinsel]

why the fuck couldn't i ping you before

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/shrugs-shrug-shoulder-shrug-shoulder-shrugs-useless-guy-shrug-gif-24937327

I tried

[swift scarab]

My ability to be not bothered is beyond your understanding

[ruby minnow]

https://i.gyazo.com/503c5d8c2ddc42f23ba57e0708544826.gif

[real tinsel]

allow yourself to be bothered by me

[swift scarab]

Nah

[abstract path]

Unturned works again by just two simple keys

Alt+ enter

[real tinsel]

i thought your pc got bonked

[swift scarab]

Have fun playing it for a week and then ditching it for a few months

[abstract path]

I wish

[real tinsel]

why

[abstract path]

An old fart like that ain't goin down that easily

[real tinsel]

how old

[abstract path]

15 years old

[swift scarab]

Dang

[real tinsel]

damn

mine's 11 years old

[abstract path]

AND IT RUNS NOITA

Like shit dude

[swift scarab]

My damn gaming laptop can barely run noita

The fuck

[abstract path]

Skill issue

Turn down graphic settings

Liberal

[swift scarab]

I don’t follow politics, but mkay

[ruby minnow]

you should

because it gives you extreme depression

[swift scarab]

I already have that

Dumbass

[abstract path]

Lmao

[swift scarab]

Ah hell nah bruh they made the Reddit avatars into nfts

[ruby minnow]

yeah

they were nfts for a long time

[swift scarab]

I don’t usually look around on Reddit often unless it’s for memes

[ruby minnow]

reddit adding nfts is a popular thing

don't need to be in reddit to see it

[swift scarab]

Apparently I did cause I had no idea

[ruby minnow]

but its not a justification for the genocide you have committed

[abstract path]

Bro wtf is wrong with different dimension me

[swift scarab]

Depends on what’s wrong with them

[abstract path]

Since a week updating their service

[remote vine]

wtf

[swift scarab]

Oh, also, here’s my reddit pfp

[ruby minnow]

Reddit is truely an application

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-karma-yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-gif-20475274

[abstract path]

I kinda wanna see myself in another dimension tbh

[swift scarab]

I barely have any, I think I’ve commented on 1 maybe 2 posts

[abstract path]

Like, anime style and shiet

[ruby minnow]

comment one popular opinion under a political post

and you got yourself karmas

[swift scarab]

Tried that, got banned from the sub

I lurk eternally

[queen forum]

I start to wonder, how is it that this game runs worse than average game from 2020's?

[abstract path]

Moddingmakes gaming unstable

Plus older/unstable engine too

[swift scarab]

Old Game + New/Numerous Mods = Unhappy computer

[queen forum]

Eh...

[ruby minnow]

try modding a new game

you can't nobody even released mods

tbh

there is no best faction in the zone

all of them are equaly bad

[grizzled meadow]

Don't steal my line

[swift scarab]

How’s ecologists bad?

[ruby minnow]

because they're ecologists

[swift scarab]

Give me an answer that actually requires brain cells before I rip out your spleen

[grizzled meadow]

@stray zealot Sorry, didn't want to, I'm on the phone, this shit app have stuff too close to everything

[ruby minnow]

They're pacifists and do care about earth for some reason

[swift scarab]

What’s bad about either of those

Most people see those as good things

[ruby minnow]

well not grandpa

[solar obsidian]

@orchid robin

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-sam-jackson-shook-shocked-scary-gif-5260044

[ruby minnow]

imagine ecologist

i will proceed to post cringe

i'm just watching if a mod starts typing i'm out of here fellas

[ruby minnow]

alright i'm ok

won't be getting banned

[orchid robin]

Aldo is not in a good mood so watch out

[solar obsidian]

if its not aldo then it shouldnt be much of a problem

[ruby minnow]

i like how

every one of you

[swift scarab]

He never is, it’s his job

[ruby minnow]

just waited

[solar obsidian]

just repost more facebook and tiktok memes so the edginess can be washed away

[abstract path]

Your father once he bought the milk:

[abstract path]

gets in

[narrow lotus]

balls

[abstract path]

Balls

[hidden path]

Balls

[ruby minnow]

Balls

[solar obsidian]

Balls

[ruby minnow]

Google. Show me this guys balls

man i'm just wishing i'm not caught lackin in the brainfart by aldo

that would be horrifying

[plucky void]

sucks when we have to be more worried about a specific mod than the actual rules

[ruby minnow]

i mean he does moderate

we're scared of posting specific memes

because of him

[queen forum]

baller

[scenic sable]

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1051710320579719291/----7734970.jpeg

[grizzled meadow]

I wish every brainfart member a hot evening

[hasty dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/215463649668497408/1051616819812769862/Screenshot_20221211-005148.png

[lusty sonnet]

haven't seen the temp go above 0 today, time for hot drinks all week long

[scenic sable]

https://i1.ruliweb.net/ori/17/07/29/15d8adb2a5f129363.gif
Going to be really hot in here after I turn up the heat.

[slim osprey]

Embed fail

[scenic sable]

[slim osprey]

C'mon you can do it

It doesn't even load

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1051761476022566922/ehObHBLyDoo.png

[plucky void]

it embedded here

[slim osprey]

It ain't there bro

Oh there it is

Epic embed win

[plucky void]

firebats aer based

are*

[plucky void]

epic embed plot twist

[lusty sonnet]

ruliweb tho

[scenic sable]

Search results for niche .gifs are a pain to find sometimes.

And I refuse to use fandom.

[narrow lotus]

@pastel quartz u deserve 7d for this

p!roast @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz, I fart to make you smell better.

[narrow lotus]

damn right

[lusty sonnet]

you can find anything on the korean side of the net, only reason i know of it is for the weird links people can find

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919666094237708318/1051886211184214127/16706965051272.mp4

[scenic sable]

That's true for most places.

[lusty sonnet]

fair

[queen finch]

with you everything is hot~

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-oh-shit-a-am-sorry-gachimuchi-gif-13510847

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-rambo-wink-gif-26092693

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/squishy-rat-meme-meme-gif-squishy-rat-meme-gif-20529666

there

[narrow lotus]

thanks

[grizzled meadow]

thanks

[narrow lotus]

wait why the fuck do they speak french in Montreal

Alo?

[bright jay]

Cuz it's full of French people

That's where all the French settlers ended up back when the country was getting started

[scenic sable]

Because Canada was a French colony before being sold when the Napoleonic war started.

[upbeat bobcat]

Read the City's name

It's French

[scenic sable]

Mont-real
Mt. Real.

[narrow lotus]

[errant river]

https://tenor.com/view/100-real-talk-spin-gif-13161346

[upbeat bobcat]

Is that a joke or mont means mountain in French I'm too lazy to check

[narrow lotus]

then why do New Yorkers use american instead of british accent

[upbeat bobcat]

That's kinda politics no?

[narrow lotus]

no

[hidden path]

Why don't new yorkers speak with a dutch accent

that's the real question

why do they speak italian

[upbeat bobcat]

Because Americans are originally English buuut it's been so long that shit changes

No wait

[scenic sable]

American stem from a wide mix of Europeans languages/dialects.

[upbeat bobcat]

It's been so long that shit's been mixed a lot

Ye

[scenic sable]

Primarily English. Later Irish, German, Dutch, and Scandinavian was thrown into it.

[upbeat bobcat]

Almost every culture has a mark in American

[hidden path]

gabagool

[scenic sable]

And it still rustles my jimmies that Americans can't pronounce German surnames/syllables.
Like Stein.

[upbeat bobcat]

🤔

[narrow lotus]

[scenic sable]

Had Einstein not been a historical household name it would be pronounced "EenSteen".

[upbeat bobcat]

İmperial system smh

[scenic sable]

smh my head

[lusty sonnet]

There's also a theory that american english is the original and that british is what evolved after Shakespeare etc

[upbeat bobcat]

[lusty sonnet]

Dogshit theory but still fun

[sudden elm]

yo tone this gabagool on fire fr fr no cap

[grizzled meadow]

Toneposting?

[sudden elm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749883971411640390/1051820129828229120/IMG_8473-1-1.gif

[scenic sable]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxawEmtLlYhTIjCVwhL-aqF8UGcAD9HFW8

[scenic sable]

You do know that Shakespeare lived during the first colonisations, right?

[upbeat bobcat]

30 burgers off the ground

[lusty sonnet]

Yes.

[scenic sable]

Good.

[upbeat bobcat]

That's why it's dogshit theory

[lusty sonnet]

1600 ish

[upbeat bobcat]

Maan what is #🎪bruh-fart

[lusty sonnet]

When New Amsterdam was founded

[scenic sable]

My face while listening to an American claiming their country made/invented this and that:

[narrow lotus]

U jealous cause they are right

[scenic sable]

[abstract path]

Clip that

[pastel quartz]

This

[narrow lotus]

Daca cinevaa , descopera ceva , cercetatorii vin clar din America !!

I CAN BE , WHAT I WANNA TO BE , LIVING THE AMERICANDRIM!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uC171f46Cg

[pastel quartz]

America was founded and all possible tech originating from the US was achieved and created by Italian Americans and Germans

Who fought against the Irish and the Brits from sabotaging the US

Real btw

[lusty sonnet]

Pretty sure americans invented adding 5kgs of sugar to everything

[scenic sable]

They can keep that.

[pastel quartz]

Americans created Europeans

They also created fluoride water

[narrow lotus]

OIL

[lusty sonnet]

That George dude would've loved this discussion

[lusty sonnet]

OIL

[stone blade]

Hi

@grizzled meadow

bot became self aware

pog

[plucky void]

they also invented watering down any sort of alcoholic beverage if memory serves

[split canyon]

@pastel quartz has been banned from this server.

[scenic sable]

Might have been from the prohibition era.

[uncut obsidian]

[plucky void]

yes, likely

[grizzled meadow]

[plucky void]

wth

[lusty sonnet]

And they dare to call it beer

[scenic sable]

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-this-guy-silvio-dante-vito-vito-spatafore-gif-24638091

[narrow lotus]

pog

[ionic hatch]

[scenic sable]

Pabst Blue Ribbon, right?

[fading shuttle]

the joy i felt for a split second before i realized

screw you bot

[lusty sonnet]

I have no clue what that beer is, my beer knowledge stops at the borders of my country

[scenic sable]

That's fair. I've only heard rumours myself.

[split canyon]

!ban @pastel quartz

Banned maja#5136

Get Fucked.

[uncut obsidian]

LMAOOOOO

[fading shuttle]

shame on you for trying a second time bot

i wont fall for it