#🎪bruh-fart
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Okay the class is somewhat empty, lemme check if somethings been announced
!1984
if you do end up getting a ferret i can help you out. i will warn you that they are expensive and so is getting all the stuff you need initially for them like a cage and proper bedding and stuff but actually maintaining them is dirt cheap
ferret
Only things I’ve heard on ferrets is they run on cocaine energy and their intestines are incredibly small
especially dirty
Weird no official cancelling
Hotdogs + Slugs = Hugs
Thankfully I am sure I can afford the preparation, the problem is I need to learn more about owning them since you know, I have never actually seen one let alone owning one, haha
yeah they are prone to digestive tract issues if you let them eat something they're not supposed to but i have not had that problem yet
me sliding into dms of elderly
as i said, if you have questions i am happy to answer, just dm me so we dont flood this chat with ferret speak
no, i just saw first 2 and skipped to the bottom
Starts considering posting 9/11 minion memes
starts considering reporting you to the fbi
i'm not fucking joking
literally
Honestly if literally nobody showed up and theres no announcement about cancelling……ig imma dip
Okay guys see you when i get to the bus station
ayo thatd be lit ass fuck 42069blazeit
I will make sure to do so once I decide to get one, for now, I need to wait for my new PC because my last one shorted lmao
@devout hull i like your xmas pfp
Thank you, I worked very hard on it.
i see
I also made a small doodle, too. But decided it wasn't sophisticated enough:
soneone got one for me?
is that ai generated
with what AI
An artificial one.
Nvm checked again
There are a surprising amount of orphan killing minion memes.
This mf finished the lesson an hour early
Tells a lot about people who participated in 1984.
????????????
The break is supposed to be 13-14
The spookiest one from me was the "check your attic" one
Damn I got goosebumps
it is now my bedtime so i will leave you all with a fun ferret fact
ferrets are obligate carnivores that have reportedly eaten the faces of infant children when left unattended together
you have a bedtime?
Ooooo new hobby
yes i have a job so i need to go to bed and wake up on a regular schedule so that i have energy to spend half my shift playing on my steam deck
lmao time issue
bruh Kit blocked me
Who
Block me too please
Good luck Ferret dude/lady
(god why are there so many penises painted to look like a minion)
i cant react to his posts
Neither can i choose reactions
wtf
You did not like the ferret posts
I cant choose reactions on your messages either
i did but i couldnt react
Only the ones I’ve recently used
what the fuck are you searching
Oh nvm found out the problem
wut is it
Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?
Theres no reactions option written anymore, for me its the emoji + symbol
same on phone

I can do more combos
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR U
?
we have a thing called "kakos" which literally translates to coconut, it's made from the extras of heroin
Okay now look
it's cheap and sucks ass and is more harmful than heroin, but people still buy it
hook me up
i don't do drugs
Krakos sounds like an lsd conceived version or kratos
kakos dumbass
not krakos

The previous messages dumbass
in english you'd pronounce it like cuckos
i know
Crackos
Methanis cousin - Crackos
The Krazy Kakos Konsumer.
BEUS, your daughter has returned. I COME SEEKING THE WEED OF OLYMPUS
oh my god he is still fucking going
If there is a God, please make him stop
he left this wasteland long time ago
neco wins
prove it by fully animating a 5 minute fight scene between them
@uncut obsidian for the love of god mute him

Mute me.
the fk are these minion spam memes
minions aren't against the rules
he'll get bored
Doubt it
Dang it, don't role me. Mute me.
no
Hey I got warned for a putin meme warn this mf
What's a man gotta do to get some mutes?
The hek happened to ledy's nickname
hello facebook
for what
Got exiled, but still no mutes.
please make him stop
Oh boy, who let the 40 yo fb mom into the server?
Madi.
Oh god
Guys guys if we pray together maybe the lord with mute him….for good
i know its not supposed to embed but a link is a link
Yes....

it's supposed to embed actually
best thing is when they keep walking infront of you so you can't go past
I call it michael so i can say “time to go take a shit in michael” every day
@uncut obsidian @zenith grove @narrow lotus Mods pls ban this mf I got warned for a meme and this guy can get away with this? Its basically meme terrorism
I wish I was still asleep
"meme terrorism"
tf...
okay_edy69
p!infractions @latent belfry
Total infractions: 2
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: Iedy#3845
Time: 10/04/2022 10:49am UTC
Reason: no putin / politics regarding the events memes / pics pls
Moderator: okay_cat129#6200
Time: 11/02/2022 10:01am UTC
Reason: NSFW content
p! warn @latent belfry how about you dont mass ping mods again. you dont have to stay in the channel if you dont like being here
@latent belfry has been warned.
I hope God look down upon you and weeps
Time to stop posting bro
Is…..is it over?
let him suffocate himself
Im gonna suffocate him if he dont stop
See? Alex is doing it right. Alex is a G
what
The minion shit
Alright, alright. I'll stop.
same
no, he's literally j
YOU ABSOLUTE MOTHERF-
NOOOO ALEX JOINED HIM WITH THE BAD SHIT
bro www.funny2014.com doesn't even exist anymore
where did you find that shit
google images probably
facebook group
It exists in my heart.
do me do me 
join us
p!infractions @real tinsel
This user has no infractions.

Oh no I can't block madi
infractions scare me
do ares
no
DO ARES
don't expose me

p!infractions @lusty sonnet
Total infractions: 10
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 08/05/2022 09:13pm UTC
Reason: just for the meme
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 08/05/2022 09:14pm UTC
Reason: bussin
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 08/05/2022 09:15pm UTC
Reason: revelead government secrets
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 08/05/2022 09:17pm UTC
Reason: No reason specified
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 08/05/2022 09:17pm UTC
Reason: No reason specified
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 08/05/2022 09:18pm UTC
Reason: No reason specified
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 08/18/2022 04:51pm UTC
Reason: he asked for it
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 10/17/2022 11:15pm UTC
Reason: [REDACTED]
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 10/17/2022 11:16pm UTC
Reason: No reason specified
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/23/2022 08:48pm UTC
Reason: played with my feelings in private
do ares
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sheeeeesh
Holy shit
elo
p!warn @lusty sonnet too many infractions
@lusty sonnet has been warned.
my man 🤝
COMEON


madirex is a G now
glucose
I will commit an act if you dont stop
just some friendly shenanigans with Falco
isn't spam against the rules?
sure. if you say so
Not in this channel.
this is the shitposting channel... cant do much
Dw guys i got his location, hes in a mcdonalds in indonesia
launch an icbm
OMG I KNOW WHAT CAN BREAK THIS CURSE
this
mf you didn't tag anyone
do it yourself
fuckoff im in a bunker
Fish do in fact drink water
its a german ww2 bunker, if Games and Movies tought me anything you will probably find Nazi Zombies down there
Better than whats about to go down
Real
Average Facebook mom group chat 
Okay maja aint here but we got a substitute
Go horny on his ass, there are no limits
This is worse then a fucking state prison when you drop the soap, nope im out
On who now 
Literal facebook images
p!magik 774190720960823316
You asked for it
p!magik
Methic spider
p!magik
WTF
too many minions
OH FUCK OUR WEAPON AGAINST THE MINIONS HAS JOINED THEM
average ohio group chat
Why do I have to
p!magik
Youre our only hope
new kink developed
What
Explain
p!magik
I am holding chat hostage until I get muted.
p!magik
oh no please dont sexually harass me, im not into that
THE ONLY WAY TO DESTROY THE BEAST IS TO USE A STRONGER BEAST
p!magik
Whats the difference between a gun and a bag of chips
This is all your Fault, i fucking told you
THE VOICES
when you pull either out everyone wants to be your friend
Can you hold me hostage?
p!magik
dutyers favorit button is THIS ONE
that good old depressing architecture
mmmm bulge area
No, I have minions to post.
stalker 3
p?magik
Huh?
bot command fail
Post more pls
p!magik
indeed
where it goes from this TO THIS


p!magik
p!magik
Nvm you tried, we will try to summon maja again
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
What is wrong with Facebook moms

I MADE SUCH A HUGE MISTAKE
stop it, im gonna develop a kink
make @orchid robin exile
he is already
WHAT IS THIS
Please dont, i thought they would fight, they are cooperating
WHAT IS THIIIISSSSSSS
@uncut obsidian this chat it doomed, nuke the bitch
yes pls
put a timeout on it :)
Why are you guys still posting minions
This is quite literally peak Facebook mom activity
wheres a M1911 when you need one and no its not for the portable shooting range
I will not stop until I get muted.
@uncut obsidian Please fucking save us please
@uncut obsidian pls
Why are charlies forearms thin but his biceps are so fuckin chiselled
November im gonna kill you
no one plans a murder out loud🤓
I AM, AND ITS GONNA BE CLEAN
Brain gard
one of us
NO
brain farts lauder than ever before
where are the minion emojis when you need them
I bet he really puts those fists to work 
shut the fuck up
she can fit both
U too
at this point im happy about this stuff
i am losing my mind
finally a funny one
These images just keep getting progressively worse
this channel is reason why people listen to the texts of xxxtentacion songs

i aint listen to some dude thats dead, if he was that good of an artist, he woulda lived
The absolute fuckin
g
had that one already
I got a monster mango
real
I read fluent racism
right im gonna go back into a more mentally sane area bye
that too
I actually wonder how many of these are on Facebook 
i wish you all a gruesome death at the hands of a loved one
all of them Facebook is minion central
finally a good meme
AHHHHHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DOES MINION PORN EXIST
me finally getting my sexbot
always has been
There are also people who paint their penises to look like minions.
sigh just casually browsing minion porn rn
curious huh
SIGH COME BACK TO NEWCOMERS>_<
they are one of us, there is no going back
I CAN'T

empire of steel in my ass
You probably have one and paint it regularly
Minions aren't quite chode shaped.
They're short and squat I'm sure
your flat chest will make for minion eyes
I think chose was when the penis is wider than it is tall.
real

Made me snort my drink 
||False though, I'm not flat
||
That’s not halal
ungodly fusion of the minion sphere and the horny sphere
Hello Mr burer
||i dont believe you||
p! warn @neon bough you can now stop posting NSFW and borderline NSFW images, thanks.
@neon bough has been warned.
mf mute me right now
everyone on the internet is a man between 20-30 until proven otherwise

brainfart is so based people want to be muted
Will not send nudes to prove you otherwise 
i'm not asking you either

but you are a 25 year old man as of now
send me your vagina license, all women have one
Minion sus compilation
show us your coochie credentials
Do those exist 
you can blur out the information, just show us the credentials
rename channel to "minionfart"
My reaction
this is proof you're not a woman, bro
Guess I'll grow balls
every woman knows to have her coochie credentials on hand at all times
I do?
man
Whenever I see the word "coochie" all I can think about is Abridged Bluebeard saying "I desire the cooch of the blonde one."

ok thats enough, i gotta go batter my meat to makima
thump the flesh, hammer the muscle
well ran dry
That's a lot of blocked messages smh
the luxury of being able to have them blocked 
All you have to do is to enter a single line of code.
are u the messiah to save this chat?
code? tf
./mute @devout hull [number][unit of time] or something like that?
i have no power to do that. i am sorry 
although i have to admit, this got a little amusing at some points 
u really want it no?
Need.
i thought every mod has
@devout hull at your funeral i will bring a handheld speaker and blast bass while dancing over your coffin
Thank you.
there will be no funeral, what is in brainfart keeps in brainfart
lmao
You said it wrong
What happens in x stays in x
There there
Ur doing great job :3
tf? crystal having a stroke ?
Crystal sending trackers again smh
where
this is what brainfart exile does to someone who doesn't embrace it
you get cursed with minion memes
oh he was posting minions way before he got the exile role
Where tf did he find so many

Now he's just broken
madirex gave him the role, probably to make sure he stayed here
Guess it's time to block him for me as well
probably some middle aged moms facebook account
He did good
Aaah blocked message, yes
Just trying to get an infraction.
the blocked message just tried to ping you
Sure man.

😎
el gato how long has this been going on for?
Blocked messages can't ping you 
Half an hour now or sth like that
jesus
about 2 hours
or

The greatest moment of this TGA
Why are you doing this
finally falco
help us
To get a stupid infraction.
no
As in, for a stupid reason.
Ask the mods?
just let him fade slowly
I did.
This man is insane
jesus fucking christ i have been farting like a motherfucker the entire day
taco bell moment
what did i do to deserve this
Post minion fart memes.
p!mute @devout hull 1d
@devout hull has been muted for 1 day.
Why you posting memes to get the Infraction
i am starting to see some reposts now
And no funny reason
...
@grizzled meadow EVERYONE KISS THIS MAN
he asked for a warn and got his exile card revoked
Finally


True
@devout hull this town ain't big enough for the both of us
he wanted a mute... not the role
falco being a real gigachad
Stop with the munitions mermen’s
A stupid reason as a warn*
He didn't get that one
I’ll go i it a drunken fit
What now
he should've asked ledy
Directly banned

there can only be 1 immortal being
chat is dead now
2 is just too much
really?
Anyone like spunchbob here
Real
finally good shit
or is he?
we don't talk about the Beast
Aldo is the almighty god of vengeance
he doesn't even have a Christmas hat on
i think im happy i dont know aldo?
be afraid
Too old for that shit
be very very afraid
Isnt falco like 85
I smell politics and war
I'm 500 thank you
nah im not evil
No problem, i love complimenting the people that pose a danger to me
falco is one of those anime girls that look 10 but are 500, it's a trap
Hes a loli AND a trap?
the bemo lo
and into feet
p!unmute @devout hull
@devout hull has been unmuted.
p!mute @devout hull 3d you asked bozo
@devout hull has been muted for 3 days.
bruh
he's farming infractions smh
if he wants to enjoy the mute then let him @grizzled meadow
Can you compress it more? I want to not be able to read it
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH hey it's Bob
I thought Bob was banned
Time to change that?
I'm already thinking about what to do with Pedro
Ok ok no rush
can i be your voice of reason? :)
Go ahead
pull up his crime record first

p!infractions 276079458346336267
This user has no infractions.
lmao
hm
I already knew that btw
impossible
a warn will do fine and a delete of the post
He was just testing tou
this is actually one of the few political memes that makes zero sense
Give this man a 3 day mute
p!warn @vivid marsh don't post this kind of content in here, it's against our #📄rules, even if it doesn't make sense, avoid it completely
@vivid marsh has been warned.
thank god the minion spam stopped
@somber warren ikr
when do i get paid for doing your job @grizzled meadow
I muted the dude, without funny reason
Madirex added three days 
lmao
Soon™️
never™*
i'll expect a goated payment with sauce in my DMs
damn
i literally cleaned my flat so i didn't had to see the minion spam anymore
Sexual style
better be good
Best edit
I was driving in circles on the forklift just so I didn't have to see it
that sounds way more fun, you win
i just stared at a different screen to avoid it
that would be to easy
does it have to be difficult?
Yes. The easy was is for losers, also i wanted to clean anyways
hey i wasn't gonna do anything
now he's 
but since you muted him i added more days
p!magik
Why the heck stirfry got muted lol
who?
Pangolin 
he isn't muted
he just has the muted role
Whuh
the "brainfart exile" one overwrites it
This is too complicated for me lol
Some sort of a super complex access system in the works, i see
p!gmagik @fiery nacelle
p!explode @ionic hatch
Makes me laugh everytime
another 
p!implode @midnight tree
real
p!implode @fiery nacelle
p!implode @remote vine
p!magik
p!magik
p!magik
P!gmagik
p!invert
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Need song name badly
Darude - Sandstone
p!gmagik @slate crown

alright that's enough gmagik from me for now
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p!gmagik @remote vine
doge is fried
deep fried dog
p!gmagik @hidden path
somehow more fried than me

not as squished as when I do it by hand
I'll applaud anyone who does this with aldo

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