#🎪bruh-fart
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I sense Falcos rage meter building
The recent election lol
Im not falling for the trap falco
He’s gonna evolve into Aldo in a sec
I'm on a couple fallout mod servers started by italians and their politics channels have rules that are more "suggestions" than anything else lol
everything goes
oh hell nah i'm leaving
Send channels, I'm curious now
You're a fake italian, i've told you before
Time for your meds falco
Turns into roman

Meds
What meds?
It's time for your bed time lol
pasta-pills
maybe even a good night kiss?
Where the hell do you keep finding hot anime girl pictures from for pfps
Anyways was fun but i gotta wake up early
Those actually sound sick
Goodnight
slovenian?
Falco the frenchie
You wanna know?
Asking the real questions
And ban f4 if he peddles false man ass again
he is
He's just asking, I'm sure he doesn't want to know
loved his character
In their local mental asylum
He's already banned
No I just like sounding vaguely creepy for my own amusement, what do you think
I WANT THEM TO SEE THIS, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE
broe
ITS PARTY TIME
I think whatever fits into your great mind

My mind is many things, great is not one of them
Kek
I bet it looks like a raisin
Stfu its great
NEVER
FUCK YOU, YOU ARE SMART
can we discuss the benefits of brainfart being accessible only if you have been a member of the discord for a month?
get a room will ya
I failed middle school and had to get a GED years later
p!explode 920429943102521385
it would make things for mods a lot easier tbh
huh
I DONT GIVE A SINGULAR FUCK, APPRECIATE YOURSELF
Whatcha think
weeb shit
NEVERRRRRRR
It's already something that newcomers can't see this channel
Wow, even though i don't watch anime
even funnier is the fact that people stay in this server for a month, join brainfart, say something stupid and get banned 
It's impressive
its not enough
It's because they don't know how it works here
And we're not even that strict
we need greater restrictions, close the borders
STOP ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH AND LOVE YOURSELF YOU ASSHOLE
YOU CANT MAKE ME
The 1° argument in here is fucking femboy shit and all that uwu shit
"1984"
My ass is 1984
uwu-
Give me your Blahaj
@grizzled meadow I dm'd you what I was talking about
build a wall around Brainfart?
Anyone that claims to be a part of freedom or monolith should be locked to a special channel as any channel with too many of them deteriorates into garbage as they are
we need to wall off brainfart
I wish I had one
make brainfart great again
We’ll make #╓☢stalker-chat pay for the wall
p!avatar @solar obsidian
a return to the good ol days, build that wall

p!implode @grizzled meadow
Da bimmy
@abstract path its nicely drawn but you’re still going to get called a weeb
bemlo
Potion seller
Nothing can go wrong. "The Great Brainfart Wall" Sounds good
I WILL PLANT 5KG OF COCAINE INTO YOUR BAG SO THE POLICE ARRESTS YOU AND YOU HAVE TIME TO CONTEMPLATE HOW MUCH YOU COULD IMPROVE BY LIKING YOURSELF WHILE IN PRISON
Yay
Da bimer logo
p!magik @grizzled meadow
da bimelogo
OH GOD
We need more 
We can turn falcos pfp into a deep fried meme
what'suppitches
p!magik @abstract path

p!magik @fading shuttle
NO
weeb shit
Perfect
p!magik 341522460203810818
Wait
Soo pretty accurate to real life?
p!magik @swift scarab
Where’s Aldo
yep, except my demon is a cat
Cursed
p!magik @scenic sable

p!magik @plucky void
Mentlegen
Only eyes
i swear
holy shit
I'm dying of laughter halp
aldo coming in to brainfart ready to perform a mass execution
p!magik 704362146821177445
p!magik @ionic hatch
why "mass", only chaos did the thing

HELP

@ionic hatch you a brit?
squish the face
now I look like a FATE character
more
p!magik @charred siren
p!implode @ionic hatch
not as funny ngl
Holy shit this is awful
That looks not so funny
p!explode @ionic hatch
neck is gonna snap

!implode
Thicc neck
!implode @abstract path
Uh oh
It no work
Bot ded
The p
you missed the p
Nooooooooo
Huh?

average P misser
You forgot the penis
p!implode @abstract path
Huh
Picasso looking ah
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There
p!gmagik 704362146821177445
The ones under images
WAIT
p!invert 704362146821177445
DO FALCO WITH THAT
THE GRINCH
P!invert @abstract path
p!gmagik 237635783249494016
Why does that look cool
that just makes it hotter
Ominous
@grizzled meadow
i love it
Alice Literally Glowing
where your teeth go
White looks better ngl
White humour
black
They were white, inversion made them black
no teeth havin ass
thats why you brush your teeth kids
grandma
p!facts
Missing Argument
The text argument is required.
Usage: p!facts <text>
p!magik 145883656500543489
So you’re not a brit
Bri'ish
Pussy
p!facts traps are gаy
I'm Dutch
This is
Aight bet fuckboy
Rather, ominous
p!magik @maiden carbon
p!facts gtanil did nothing wrong
Ahhhh that explains the timezone
⚰️
I swear baiting is so easy in here
Groks chill
People in here are retarded
It’s not a contest when I already ping all of you regularly
does the bot actually ping or not?
it's not like crystal was baited into eating another pepper after almost dying
@ionic hatch i’m one hour ahead of you
I agree sister
p!gmagik @broken topaz
What
I missed that
get magiked
eastern europe?
It does
@broken topaz arent you the resident tard of this channel
No
p!gmagik @fading shuttle
uh oh people started messing with anime pfps
was a pussy ass pepper tho
thats F4 and crystal
shit getting too weird now
yes
I am a menace to society
you? 
OH GOD HES BECOMING A CLOAKER
no, you're just a menace to yourself 
RUN
No, i am you but if you lived in the south. South africa that is
Somebody that had me blocked for a year and a half re added me today
it looks he is floating towards me
ULULULULULULULULULULULULUULULULULULULULULU
well now only crystal left
Who would that be
Yeah its shit here, my ancestors made a mistake leaving netherlands
come back to het vaderland broeder
Gross
Some dude. He made sure to tell me that he doesn't forgive me for what I've done, but no longer hates me. And then said he attempted the unalive yesterday

Why
Ja, dis die plan
Huh, lol
Fun
White looked better
didn't you say yesterday netherlands is ass? 
Man is messed up. used to tell people I lost interest in him after he turned 18
I never had interest in him


Lemmie guess, the bicycle riders
Lmao
Uhhh
something worse
The mopeds?
Boys ☕
Fr
oh look
I'm not allowed to get political because the mods will shove their fist up my ass
OVERSHARING WEIRD SHIT
get religious

Sometimes same
also I hope people who use gacha life never get to see their father
Sometimes i just draw em tho
tf is that
You have 10 seconds, what's the redacted thing
I'll delete it
Bro same
They dont have one, thats the issue
thats ok tho
And?
everyone does
thats not bad
THEY ARE WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE
I mean have you looked at my government? 
pov: man who has been in discord for a month, getting killed after a day in brainfart
alice being all dramatic about waxing political and says the tamest fucking shit
THAT'S NOT EVEN POLITICAL
IT'S TRUTH
The government lives in your walls
i hate my own goverment
Hmm
that's what being the size of a wardrobe does to your brain
Our privacy doesn't exists anymore, that's not political, it's literally how it works
i hate my government too
I don't like the government because I'm a teen and it doesn't help me
You hate the government because they don't pay you enough, we are not the same
I’m going back to fucking up peoples pfps
p!magik @narrow lotus
Fucking liberals
the fed is trying to be cool and relatable by saying how much they hate the government
you're watching my every move, government drone
p!explode Iedy
Dodge that, liberal
I watch you while you shower
i know what you really are fed
kinky
Thats what your dad is for, the goverment isnt your daddy
p!gmagik @narrow lotus
your dream? 
Literally glowing
Based
Thanks for realizing that my dad actually left us like 4 years ago

I’m into Amazonians, quick, get even stronger

that explains the gender fluidity
but she is dutch?
not from the amazon
you are the first person who doesn't turn into a dog when someone mentions abs, you earned my respect
you're into fictional characters?
I completely agree brother
you smell like wet metal
Someone clearly doesn’t know the right definition
become small and submissive and i shall consider letting you become my dream, orcish wetnurse
I bet crystal smells like rotten catalytic converter
Muscular women are not very appealing
Never, I shall forever be a chad
Fit is ok but muscular is gross
Stop being around the weirdos
Does this mean I can sell Crystal for hella bank

I live in the void
If you want a muscle woman you actually just want a man with tits
people who live near the amazon river aren't necessarily the Snu Snu women from Futurama
crystal is a polish femboy
Peak male performance
there is a fine line between fit/muscular and Body builder, and those female body builders are, ungodly as all fuck
I agree
I’d say muscular is above fit, but yeah i agree
dont fuckin dox em
bruh
I was at first gonne ba like rock and stone but then i was like....don't
thought that one is hotter than crystal
I like fit women
at the gym we have this saying
because the alternatives are
fat
skin and bone twig
That's not fair
You gym?
lifes not fair
"you gotta retain your femininity even if you lift"
you are a C- femboy
No
MY FUCKING EYES
chubby women
HOLY SHIT
Thank god
,_,
Finally, I found out how to make you uncomfortable
Wow a sane opinion

How will i become A+ femboy?
there is a visible difference between chubby and fat
you're not too keen on following that saying, are ya
i dont fuckin know, you should figure that out by yourself, im just the judge
sure I have abs, but I'd rather die then look more like a man then a woman 
uh oh politics
yeah yeah
it's a great meme but
Abs is still passable at least, just dont get massive biceps etc
absolutely based
i know i know
I'm literally a walking stick 
nothing ever happend
But how u mean fit ?
femininity isn't only about looks 
lmao underweight
There is different meanings to this
Then just get fit and a bigger dick, problem solved
I have slight biceps, not what the fuck @swift scarab posted
Since your a lady you can say you’re “delicate”
u only need an app for that
Aw <3
Ahhh thats fine
store mannequins got more cake than you
let me enjoy cars god damn
So this?
i'm also a walking stick but i could easily carry my 70 kg ex 
Do giv
too much
Gross

I own a nearly pristine nissan 1400
holy fuck thats just a guy with long hair
I can also carry my bf that weighs less then me for some reason
she don't look bad, but... biceps bigger than her tits is a turn off 
those fitness apps on google play arent bad
Oh no, I’ll show you a guy with long hair, you ain’t seen nothing
because he weighs less than you dumbass
Your bf needs to hit the gym
i weigh 50 kgs
thats why you gotta have both 
i hit the gym, i'm still 50 kgs
Guess what
I told him the same thing
Lmao
i'm pure bones, muscle and flesh, in that order
weighing less don't mean much if the guy got jelly arms and can't lift his own weight
no meat or oil in my body
You need to eat more
Ain much of a jelly in that way
I can lift you 3 times khaytill
Tell him to eat more then
i am fine with my asbestos and coffee diet
yes but so can i
What the fuck have I just stumbled into
I also told him that
i could lift your tomboy ass like a barbell
How hard would it be to lift 140lbs
welcome
I'm not saying you should start playing with dolls or anything lmao
But he also puts my health over his cuz his can't be fixed either way
p!gmagik 234349166493433856
I feel sorry for him
As the lady, simply make him tons of food and make him gain weight
max benchpress I did was 180kg
brainfart talking something other than gachi, yakuza or... whatever the fuck people usually talk about here
I will only cook with him
Not cooking alone
Cook for him too
chance for what?
Your mans gotta eat
brainfart
Nothing :>
Wait
dude can't even do the dance right
I give him what i can give him to eat most likely
@abstract path how much do you weigh
ALICE

how tall are you crystal
underweight
BENCHPRESS CRYSTAL
Well
NUMBERS
Like
GIVE ME NUMBERS
goddamn, the femboy weighs more than me
MASON
just like Bane did with Batman 
AAAAAAAA
1.75-1.80m
this chat might give you motivation
wait what, how small are you?
It's been long since we last measured
be like me and give zero fucks about your height and weight
Yeah i know
Everytime you say some stupid shit I'm going to beat the fuck out of you when I have the chance
nah it's not that i don't want to gain weight, it's just that i literally cannot gain weight
ppl too fixated on either thing are just way too insecure
~>
I have a knife
bullying short people is my birthright
pancreas problems?
how tall are you
I have Krav maga
How tall
192cm 6'4
no idea. My therapist said it's because i have depression but i don't know how that's related
What's that
see, this is what being tall does to someone's brain
Fuck me, she’s taller than me
ah a fellow krav maga student
okay that's tall what the fuck
DUTCH GENES SUPERIOR
Can’t even be depressed anymore, we gonna get organ failure

Dutch genes
you are at minimum, 7 kilos below the healthy amount
I had girls that tall in my highschool
eat more child
So true though
And i’m 180 cm
bragging about something someone else did 
NO SHIT
i think u eat less than normal but you think that u eat normally
THEN EAT
possible
bruh the somalians got a better weight to height ratio than you
Shut up-
172cm, 142lbs
i weigh like, 85 kilo's ish?
I feel crushed, i’m getting outclassed by fucking @ionic hatch
“Man literally too insane to die”
You worked construction?
They still do
easiest way to loose weight, join the army
Afaik
yeah I used to be a Carpenter and a plasterer

I now work as a forklift driver
Forklift certified tomboy
Alice is forklift certified, we’re doomed
Is based
Andre the Giant my beloved

I have infact

2 FORKLIFT LICENSES

stop the cap
i think she's into men, unlike the typical tomboys
HOW
damn
too bad im into men too
competition

what a coincidence i also happen to be into men
was married to a woman for 18 years, worst mistake ever
There is classes? Damn
is this an arc of our relationship? @queen finch
Guess I'm even more retarded

thats a crane
Bismexual gang rise up
no
Sick
I'm pan and bi so it counts
cranes are in a different class
Do not fuck my kitchenware
@grizzled meadow
I already fucked myself with a jalapeño and that was enough
they teach that shit in FBI school?
kinky

That sounds incredibly concerning out of context
teenager mind scares me
for example, this is a Sideloader
my baby when i still used to serve
the one I showed before was a Reachlaoder
Great this channel has gone to shit

based
lol
shut up newborn
It is brainfart, we exist to be shit
I uh- what
Just wait for the topics to change
How
If you don’t get it then you don’t need to know
I'm obviously kidding
this channel has adhd, topic changes every 5-10 minutes
@ionic hatch does your license apply for side loaders aswell
yeah
You never onow
I got license B
i will safe this for future use
We’re on a tf2 trade server with the refresh cap cranked real fast
show me on the teddy bear how the jalapeno hurt you
Sick
I got A and B

Why
I mostly use the sideloader tho
BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY NORMAL MACHINE WITH A HUMAN SIZED CABIN
Which one
both
Too tall for the cabins lmao
Drive a Tonka Truck, I dare you
Wow okay
No questions asked then
oh wrong gif 
schlingel
it is one of my all time favorites tho
Fucking
Not human sized
I broke the small one 3 times now
Send the right one then goddamnit
How?
carrying heavy loads
i dont think they make forklifts built to carry astartes
Why did you huwt the lil machine
I'm going to carve your skull in holy fucking shit shut the fuck up
i once had a hydraulic line pop while i was carrying a 20ft Generator unit, 300k worth of damage, but i dodged that bullet and it was a freak accident
Lmao

Dankula enjoyer

he do be balding tho
still remember the time he asked alex jones to choke him

@somber warren hey since you played project wingman wanna hear something cursed?
ye
I saw this on discord and uploaded it to listen to in my free time.
I'll remove the video if asked.
oh yea he made me buy that shirt
which i wear regularly
bruh 4 seconds in and i fucking hate it
thats better used for dcs players than project wingman
on god
project wingman is an arcade game
don't care, still plane enjoyers
i'm not gonna do this to myself
it is, but its fun
yeah, but the meme doesnt fit with it
ALTITUDE
Retard retard
PULL UP PULL UP
Reminds me of the other song that goes doki doki waku waku
ALTITUDE RETARD RETARD
That shit gives me goosebumps every time
i literally died more to crashing then enemys
in the first mission i crashed like 6 times xD
best shirt out of my entire wardrobe
real
i had a MG42 shirt. My dad gifted it to me. My mom Hated it
Wieso den? Es ist eindeutig das überlegene maschinengewehr 
I saw an old lady with a Genshin Impact shirt the other day
it was funny because some kids were walking up to her and asking her about the game
and she kept sayin she had no idea what it was, she just thought the shirt was cute

i got to carry the MG3 a lot during my service, and my back thanks me for that to this day

Based grandma
@uncut obsidian your choice if you want to add it or not
friend of mine has a Zelda tattoo across her upper chest and she says she constantly has to play dumb whenever some thirsty nerds approach her and start talking about it
In der Tat, aber meine Mutter ist eine Grüne.
leuchtet sie auch?
God he looks like a chad in that
uh oh they started speaking in sieg heil
What's the use for it
GigaKek?
Whao
Auch? Du gibst es also zu? Scheiß Glowie
i guess
@ionic hatch have you heard of whiskey project
uwu
chadsitas maybe?
Das einzige, was ich strahle, ist der Sonnenschein, den ich ausstrahle
p!gmagik 782960662409641995
no
I don't watch vtubers
it's funny cause I constantly tease her about how she MUST have known things like that would happen but she did the tattoo anyway 
I dont either but that one is kinda good
Kubelwagen GTI
Still can't believe this is real
bad dragon
@ionic hatch i think she’s dutch which is why i’m mentioning her
He had to know the goals would be reached
OH GOD HE DID IT
NOOOO
alright I guess
It's been a while ye
Should get this Shirt too

funnily enough i initially made the bad dragon cars cuz they banned the confederate flag
what should I draw tomorrow
and i couldnt make the general lee
juncker counts as vtuber
When are we getting markiplier only fans
so i made the General BD
juncker is an exception
tomorrow new vid
🤝
gonna be good
General BD
dude stop with the bad dragon livery 
TARKOV WIPE 5 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
hey when you cant make the General Lee just make the General BD
Wait you play tarkov?
jçasdklf alright ya got me
yes since fucking 2018 xD
when are we playing
I tried playing Tarkov
tomorrow
I'm gonna spam ingame call signs
Did you just use ç
didn't authorize the transaction
The memes are rare, and unamusing.
yeah I'm built different
@ionic hatch what can you draw
based. gonna be good
i wear a Bad Dragon Patch on my Rig for Shooting Competitions
vehicles

did you draw your pfps?
@ionic hatch ever heard of project wingman?
Oh fuck its monarch
Ever heard of Microsoft Flight Simulator
I LIVE AND DIE FOR PROJECT WINGMAN
My Tarkov Name is BiggusDiggus69
Draw project wingman jet
naw fam i play IL-2
Bruh I was just playing project wingman for the first time earlier
That crimson flies
I'm on the mission with the boat
what just an F-14?
That you have to aave
ah fuck
Nice, I play NBA 2k21
Its literally called project wingman
i am attempting to play project wingman with only su25. Worked great so far
ever heard of some bitches
still wish theyd make something similar for Australian Rules Football

Soccer*
succer
Rage Cage with Ball in it*
"Football, Laswell..."
Ah yes. America's pass time
fuck looks like I'm drawing the PW-mk1 tomorrow
Fußall
I HATE DRAWING AFTERBURNERS
Some of the biggest bumps and hits in the modern era of Australian Football.
Song: 300 Violin Orchestra - Jorge Quintero
Clear Eyes - Full Heart
Note: I do not own any of these clips. All rights to the AFL and Channel 7!
Then just don't lmao
Based
Man i should replay wingman
false, a jet is a rapid stream of liquid or gas forced out of a small opening.
The ending is honestly the best ||because you realize you were the bad guy all along||
No Monarch is not the bad guy
Thank you for spoilerizing. Haven't finished campaign
Crimson one is a fucking beta male
isnt that a rocket ? a jet also involves compression
Not trying to get spoiled
I HATE THE FEDERATION
The compression happens as the fluid is forced out the small opening
SICARIO MERCENARY CORP IS ETERNAL
The small opening compresses the gases
Crimson has a point tho ||the country will just het nuked over and over until the feds have it or until its ash||
It's Spec Ops the Line all again
i thought thats what the fanblades are for in fan engines
@uncut obsidian same stuff but this is HD
Ramjets are also jet engines, but they just rely on an airscoop and a high enough velocity

Plus that is referring to a literal jet of air, not a jet engine
im more into prop planes and tanks anyways
i should really stop clicking the spoilers out of reflex
old tanks or MBT's?
So yes you're correct on the compression, but only for the definition regarding a jet engine.
both
favourite tank?
mine is the Chieftain MK.6
Canadian or Bundeswehr?
Bundeswehr
You should play the game
Dope

Ever shoot an MG3? Kanye's buzzsaw?
yes ?
kinda obvious
Lee 
Dope.
M3 lee the shitbox with an airplane engine
AND BOLTED ARMOR
BOLTED, FUCKING, ARMOR
and a big-ass 75mm gun
We phased tanks out when I joined the Marines, but I've shot everything from Sig M17s to pulling the string on 777 Howitzers
By the way
I was in 29 Palms in 2008 for an experience exchange with the Marine Tankers

was a great time
That's dope.
@ionic hatch be like pres and ||go the fuck to sleep its fucking 12||
I always loved elephant
i love that tank in IL-2
Slowest shit ever but when it turns against you
E 25 gang
Shoe aesthetic
I'm looking at immigrating to Germany. Been working on my German. It's not the best but it's coming along.
the cancer roach
YOOO IL2 PLAYER
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$79.99
111
I grew up with IL-2 Sturmovik

You play war thunder?
yupper
you will learn, almost every german speaks english
sold my war thunder account, bought a car from the money
Dope, apparently my spoken German is in a proper German accent.
Based
noway
I wouldn't know, but some Germans told me that so
fr?
norway
I had a joystick with this, god I loved this game when I was 11
I just realized I have rizz
can you believe that this game is 16 years old
still has active modding



