🎪bruh-fart

[remote vine]

I got family in Army and Navy so I know

[orchid robin]

Shes in the netherlands not murica

[dreamy hornet]

I machine parts for military aviation

[twilit wyvern]

ye that's what I'm asking.

[heady crow]

armored corp
friend was promised he would be sent to the armor brigade in southern finland but got put into the same brigade as me up north

[somber warren]

classic army stuff

[orchid robin]

Did he like it?

[somber warren]

never changes

[ionic hatch]

Unlike Finland we have Leopard 2A6's

[heady crow]

nahh both of us are still in school

[ornate tulip]

Unlike Finland, we are not in Finland.

[somber warren]

PERKELE

[orchid robin]

Have you won a war against the ussr?

[heady crow]

but the northern brigade is supposedly pretty good

[remote vine]

Damn. Nothing cool here in Taiwan but we are supposed to get some M1A2 next year

[ornate tulip]

Technically, yes. The cold war

[orchid robin]

Aha…….will he like it?

[heady crow]

hopefully

[dreamy hornet]

Look at the stats for the winter war
Who lost

[orchid robin]

Eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ionic hatch]

Most of my family works in construction, military and as forklift drivers

[heady crow]

i wanted to go there bcs of pioneer and nco/ro training

[ionic hatch]

That's why I am the way I am

[twilit wyvern]

ok based?

[dreamy hornet]

You certified?

[heady crow]

but hes addicted to war thunder and thus tanks so well see

[remote vine]

Based

[orchid robin]

FORKLIFT DRIVERS? AYO BASED

[ionic hatch]

I am certified

[dreamy hornet]

[ionic hatch]

I even got a sideloader/reachloader license

[slim osprey]

Literally everybody want you

[ornate tulip]

I'd like to be forklift certified simply because of the meme but also because it could be a good job opportunity

[remote vine]

How hard is it to pass certification

[heady crow]

YOOOOO

[orchid robin]

WE FOUND THE PERFECT WOMAN

[heady crow]

THE FORKLIFT REVEAL

[twilit wyvern]

ok if you know this you must be at least 1.80 m

[solar obsidian]

https://preview.redd.it/ddksiewj2sp61.jpg?auto=webp&s=41a29beeb01172aeb96df9adc88344e17129415a

[dreamy hornet]

I bet alice could bench most of y'all

[devout hull]

This is better than anything else you could have revealed.

[remote vine]

God I hope

[somber warren]

thats not the forklift from yesterday. Got you now you dirty Fed

[eager quest]

YOOOOOOOO HE GONE

[orchid robin]

[eager quest]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ornate tulip]

Yes 100%, especially because I don't know what that means.

[trim pilot]

HELL YEAH

[slim osprey]

She can

[trim pilot]

HE LEFT?

[ionic hatch]

My highest bench was 180 kilo/360lbs

[trim pilot]

FUCK YES

[slim osprey]

Fuck wrong ping

[eager quest]

idk i cant ping him anymore

nvm

hes still here

discord just retarded

[trim pilot]

damnnn

[ionic hatch]

We have 4 forklifts you kraut

[orchid robin]

Well…………now you are the incredibly scary woman

[somber warren]

Oh yeah? Prove it

[eager quest]

i wanna go for a third can

because nobody can stop me

but i wont

[ornate tulip]

Yes they are.

[solar obsidian]

you seem to be really scared of women

[remote vine]

Okay maybe I am horny

[eager quest]

i wont go for third

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[sterile widget]

thank you man

[dreamy hornet]

Wait I was right?

[orchid robin]

OFC I AM, they are terrifying. Did you know they take care of their hygiene?

[ionic hatch]

Don't got a picture of the old Boi, but I got a picture of the small (just the wheels tho), large and reachloader

[somber warren]

based

[twilit wyvern]

this says a lot about society

[remote vine]

I can’t believe tomboys are real

[somber warren]

i got the onlyforklift pics without paying

[dreamy hornet]

I miss running my dads skid steer for him

[solar obsidian]

there are hobo women, they might not be so scary cuz of the hygiene thing

[ionic hatch]

Also for those who question how easy forklift certification is

I studied 2 hours in the afternoon a day for the exam

[somber warren]

so its ez

[ionic hatch]

The hardest part is the practical exam

[orchid robin]

Well bois, time to get certified

[dreamy hornet]

If youre not an idiot yeah

[remote vine]

Time to get my certification

[sterile widget]

how are the controls?

[orchid robin]

WE WILL ALL BE BALLIN

[twilit wyvern]

same except drivers license. do you have to do theory for a drivers license in US of A?

[ionic hatch]

The actual exam you gotta write is 40 questions and you can only have 6 wrongs maximum

[sterile widget]

soon

[dreamy hornet]

Safety questions mainly I'm sure

[ionic hatch]

But they are all abcd questions

I just chose what's the most logical

[remote vine]

EZ

[ionic hatch]

And only had 4 wrongs

[sterile widget]

"will you brag about being forklift certified?"

[orchid robin]

How many kids are you allowed to hit with in on a monthly basis

[somber warren]

do you know the Forkliftdriver Klaus instructional video?

[ionic hatch]

Yeah

[sterile widget]

yes

[ionic hatch]

Ofcourse

[dreamy hornet]

I love "shake hands with danger"

[ionic hatch]

As many as I want

[somber warren]

Based 🤝

[sterile widget]

7

[ionic hatch]

Who's going to stop me? I have a forklift

[dreamy hornet]

If the kids werent wearing PPE its on them

Theyre the OSHA violation

[remote vine]

Forklifts are OP

[somber warren]

build a Killforklift, they can't do nothing about it

[twilit wyvern]

I love AK-man's video titles

[somber warren]

good video

[sterile widget]

who can stop me i have a bulldozer?

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[somber warren]

good mg

[twilit wyvern]

das beste

[somber warren]

haha mg3 go brrrrrrrrrrrrt

[ionic hatch]

The large forklift I showed you goes 55km/h when it reaches top speed

[sterile widget]

yes

[orchid robin]

Yes

[somber warren]

goddamn

[sterile widget]

can it drift?

[elfin mulch]

When mercenaries throw you into the sump to often

[sterile widget]

wtf is that mask?

[ionic hatch]

I can

[sterile widget]

looks like a tf2 cosmetic

[sterile widget]

damnn

[elfin mulch]

yep, confused too

[ionic hatch]

I had an actual drifting course when I was 16

[somber warren]

noway

forklift drifting course?

[orchid robin]

Is there a limit to your power

[somber warren]

based af

[ionic hatch]

My mom got me it from a guy she knew, unironically she's an ex rally driver

[sterile widget]

soy imbres

adios mutokos

[elfin mulch]

vanilla gamma btw

[ionic hatch]

No

[sterile widget]

yeah that makes it even more weird

[remote vine]

A family of chads

[orchid robin]

The perfect bloodline

[ionic hatch]

Lineage of tomboys since the 1800's

[stone blade]

artifact hunting going well

[sterile widget]

they had tomboys back then?

[ionic hatch]

Ofcourse

[sterile widget]

i thought it was a new species

[orchid robin]

Ofc

[sterile widget]

damn

[orchid robin]

If it was, we would be extinct by now

[ionic hatch]

My others side of the family served in the KNIL (royal dutch-indonesian army(

[dreamy hornet]

I feel like alice is a real life anime character

[sterile widget]

so is it dutch on indonesian?

[slim osprey]

Could be

[ionic hatch]

I'm a mixture

[orchid robin]

She only gets stronger the more the plot progresses

[ionic hatch]

Of Dutch and indonesian

So yes I am tanned by default

[orchid robin]

STOP HAVING SO MANY ADVANTAGES

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-oh-my-gawd-omg-god-gawd-gif-24892334

[sterile widget]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992132462501179633/1004591924621103134/24313E80-9FA7-440E-ACA9-0449EF92B417.gif

[slim osprey]

She gonna make all of brainfart act up

[sterile widget]

the new mommy

[ionic hatch]

Physically impossible

[solar obsidian]

💀

[sterile widget]

cori got some competition

[slim osprey]

Shut up you are 14

You shouldn't even be here

[ionic hatch]

If you could be a mommy irl your teeth would be down your throat

[sterile widget]

yo mamma

[devout hull]

Just block him, it's what I did.

[sterile widget]

kinky

[slim osprey]

Nah blocking people isn't fun

[ionic hatch]

[sterile widget]

?????????

wtf did i do?

[somber warren]

you are here

[slim osprey]

Besides, him being a kid is not a good enough motive

[somber warren]

that enough

[devout hull]

I disagree, I get a small amount of satisfaction from seeing every blocked message line.

[orchid robin]

Kids deserve pain

[slim osprey]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-them-ki-fuckthem-fuckthemki-gif-18750304

[slim osprey]

I just ignore the people I don't like

Easy as that

[devout hull]

I didn't block him because he's 14, I blocked him because he's a little shit.

[slim osprey]

How about I make you my bitches

[remote vine]

I really should god damn

[heady crow]

fkdjfdslkfsdklfd

[orchid robin]

Wait is he actually 14

[somber warren]

is he legit 14

[heady crow]

ye

[slim osprey]

Yes

He's legit 14

[somber warren]

goddamn

[devout hull]

yup

[somber warren]

mild shock

[heady crow]

pleeease 🥺

[somber warren]

that explains why he is so painfully unfunny

[orchid robin]

Wow……..yeah alice needs to beat his ass

[slim osprey]

Bruno built to be a top but it's actually a massive bottom

[ionic hatch]

He thinks fortnite is based and chadpilled

[orchid robin]

Well, time to commit a crime

[somber warren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrAP2Ch7s_g
Bruh

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[remote vine]

I mean yeah fortnite is a kids game and he’s 14

[slim osprey]

I can proudly say I never touched fortnite

[somber warren]

same

[orchid robin]

Fortnite,sleep, die

[wise bane]

Same

[ionic hatch]

I hope he becomes a corpo slave in the future

[heady crow]

i played a few games back in 8th grade

[ionic hatch]

Unironically

[orchid robin]

[ionic hatch]

Gen Alpha will become corpo slaves

[slim osprey]

Gen alpha?

[orchid robin]

And z?

[slim osprey]

There's something besides gen z?

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/963856077458407516/976406180215787580/jWswHQZq1m.gif

[ionic hatch]

The generation after gen Z

[slim osprey]

[ionic hatch]

I am gen Z

Since I'm 19

[somber warren]

are already corpo slaves

[ionic hatch]

Born 2003

[heady crow]

gen z starts at 95-96

[slim osprey]

No way they named them gen alpha

[remote vine]

What the fuck

[somber warren]

fucking kids

[slim osprey]

What month tho

[orchid robin]

Same

[orchid robin]

Nice try, i dont have a job

[ionic hatch]

March

The 14th

[slim osprey]

Ah

I was born in May 2003

[heady crow]

where my june chads at

[remote vine]

How the hell is Alice younger than me

[slim osprey]

May 22

[somber warren]

why you mf so young

[orchid robin]

DECEMBER GANG COME HERE

[solar obsidian]

ikr

[ionic hatch]

What's wrong with being younger

[orchid robin]

Age issue idk

[solar obsidian]

you act more mature than most of us

[slim osprey]

They are jealous you are younger and are forklift certified

[remote vine]

You seem to be in your 20s

[ionic hatch]

I'm a fucking adult

[somber warren]

nah

[heady crow]

nineteen

[somber warren]

not really

[heady crow]

still in your teens

[somber warren]

we will talk when your my age alice

old and grey

[orchid robin]

Good question, what is considered an adult

What age is the adulting age

[ionic hatch]

My family members are all in their late 20's, 30's, and 60's, except for my nephews

[orchid robin]

When does the adultery begin

[slim osprey]

Adulting age is when you start doing adult things

[solar obsidian]

i guess from 18 and then maturity

[slim osprey]

Like working a job

[real tinsel]

hellooo hiii :3333

[heady crow]

i lied. I was born in july

[ionic hatch]

I've been working since I was 14/15

[real tinsel]

i did not, i was born in june

[somber warren]

so if i quit my job i'm young again?

[orchid robin]

Hating wife and your job?

[heady crow]

nah you dont get older. Only more albanian

or whatever that one image was

[orchid robin]

Albanians…….

[remote vine]

Honestly impressive. I only got into working around 17

[solar obsidian]

my brother is 34, my mother is 56

[ionic hatch]

My mom is 60

[slim osprey]

One of my brothers started working at around that age

[slim osprey]

Bro no way my mom too

[heady crow]

my brothers were born 7-8 years before me

[ionic hatch]

My brothers are 30

[slim osprey]

I have a 40 year old brother

[broken topaz]

you are the baby of the bunch

[solar obsidian]

not too far from my family

[ionic hatch]

I have one brother who's a year older then me

Out of the 3

[slim osprey]

Damn

The one closest to me is my sister, and she's 6 years older than me

[remote vine]

My older brother is 25

[orchid robin]

How powerful is he?

[solar obsidian]

@ionic hatch so you are 4?

[ionic hatch]

@teal crescent say something retard

(That's my brother)

[dreamy hornet]

Doxxed

[orchid robin]

Yeah we got the hint

[ionic hatch]

Yup siblings of 4

[slim osprey]

You shouldn't have clarified

[broken topaz]

Alice alt

[solar obsidian]

big family

[slim osprey]

The Alice alt incident

[solar obsidian]

we are only 2

[ionic hatch]

I have 5 cousins

[remote vine]

Same

[dreamy hornet]

I think brüno is on to something

[orchid robin]

I dont know any of my cousins or my uncle or other members cuz of family beef that predated me

[remote vine]

My mom got 6 siblings tho so I have a lot of aunts and uncles

[ionic hatch]

I don't even want his account as my alt do you know what kind of a degenerate he is

[heady crow]

we dont

do share

[broken topaz]

Do tell us more

[dreamy hornet]

No

[solar obsidian]

so youre an outcast?

[dreamy hornet]

Incriminate him

There are no feds here

[remote vine]

Share right now

[orchid robin]

Nono, my family are the outcasts…

[ionic hatch]

I don't want to see the shit he looks up at OUR PC, we had to buy the parts together

[solar obsidian]

ah

[dreamy hornet]

Socialism gaming

[orchid robin]

The only person i know related to me other than my immediate family is my fathers cousin

[ionic hatch]

He mostly plays on the ps5 tho

Regardless

[ornate tulip]

Nice.

As in making a pc

[ionic hatch]

He's into some weird shit

[dreamy hornet]

He must play CP

[broken topaz]

He just uses your pc for degen hentai

[remote vine]

I do have a nephew who is older than me

[orchid robin]

Handholding?

[ionic hatch]

Wouldn't be surprised

Catched him lacking when he had an nhentai tab open

[dreamy hornet]

A new term for sticky keys

[remote vine]

lmaoo

[orchid robin]

Caught

[broken topaz]

What was on the tab?

what categories

[somber warren]

lamao

[ionic hatch]

don't give me this thought

[broken topaz]

or just the number to the doujin

[somber warren]

how old is your brother?

[ionic hatch]

20

[heady crow]

where does he live

[somber warren]

bahahahhahaha

fucking degen

[ionic hatch]

In my house

[heady crow]

whats his name, social security number

[dreamy hornet]

[ionic hatch]

[remote vine]

Your house?

[orchid robin]

She owns it

[real tinsel]

can i have his credit card details @ionic hatch

[heady crow]

in the basement?

[ionic hatch]

I pay rent to support our mother

[real tinsel]

i will use them for malicious reasons

[dreamy hornet]

[ornate tulip]

Is it in the middle of the street?

[remote vine]

Respect

[ionic hatch]

He pays the other half

[broken topaz]

Did you guys know, that as a default setting, your pornhub video history is visible to the public if you have a pornhub account?

If not now you do

[ionic hatch]

He's als a carpenter

[heady crow]

wait people actually have ph accounts?

[real tinsel]

why would you have a pornhub account

[ionic hatch]

^^

[heady crow]

well cori has a reason

[broken topaz]

I had a verified one

for a time

[somber warren]

people have pornhub accounts that are not bots?

[ornate tulip]

Because-

[remote vine]

What

[somber warren]

next lvl degen

[dreamy hornet]

[broken topaz]

It was really easy to get verified back in the day

[real tinsel]

@heady crow my dear, vermintide 2?

[somber warren]

coris ph for you page prob full of incest pron

[dreamy hornet]

New cori lore

[sterile widget]

no im not im 15

[heady crow]

shieett. Maybe later, gotta go walk my moms dog and workout for a bit

[dreamy hornet]

Cori is a pornstar confirmed

[real tinsel]

aaah an addition to my dusty old brainfart-lore sheet

[somber warren]

yep childrens humor

[broken topaz]

I only uploaded one video

smh

[somber warren]

massive degen

like litteraly

[broken topaz]

And its no longer on there

[remote vine]

one too many

[broken topaz]

I did delete it pretty quickly

[dreamy hornet]

The internet is forever

[sterile widget]

same bro

[heady crow]

there is cori porn floating around on the internet somwhere

[ionic hatch]

WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR A FUCKING DRESS TO THIS BIRTHDAY

[broken topaz]

There isnt

[remote vine]

I’d rather not think about that thank you

[somber warren]

get fucked idiot

[heady crow]

tietäjät tietää

[real tinsel]

waawaa bitch it's just a dress

[remote vine]

Who the fuck goes to planet fitness

[ionic hatch]

Just a dress? I can't move around in this mf thing

[heady crow]

no one serious about weightlifting

even my cheap ass commercial gym 18e a month piece of shit is better than planet fitness

only having one cable crossover machine hurts tho. Always someone doing a giant set on that mf during peak hours

[ornate tulip]

Me, because my parents didn't know any better and got a membership.

I didn't even know planet fitness was a thing.

[heady crow]

there is this one powerlifting focused gym near me which has a sauna, eleiko plates and other high quality equipment but gonna stay with my current cheap gym for a while

[remote vine]

I do have my own equipment. It’s basic but gets the job done

[heady crow]

10 min walk from school :)

[ionic hatch]

I go to basicfit

[heady crow]

avg home gym chad

[broken topaz]

Theres no good gym that i could reach easily

:c

[heady crow]

would love to have a proper home gym but decent power racks start out at 600e Copium

[remote vine]

Home gym you fool

[ionic hatch]

Then make it good

[heady crow]

do calistenics

[broken topaz]

i dont have money to buy home equipment nor the space to store it

[ionic hatch]

My presence alone is like dopamine

[broken topaz]

I do a lil

[ornate tulip]

That

[heady crow]

thats hot

talking about calisthenics im gonna go on with my day. Thanks for the chat yall

[remote vine]

See ya bruno

[real tinsel]

like bruno said, do calisthenics first

it'll shape you up for gym so you won't feel insecure when you start going to a gym

and it requires literally no equipment, only your own body weight

[broken topaz]

im not insecure about any of that

I have no problem with just going to the gym

and i do workout at home a lil

but id be more motivated at a gym

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[real tinsel]

well then it'll simply shape you up for a gym so you don't get injured by your twink body

[drifting lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1049712609416458260/emmison.mp4

[ionic hatch]

@midnight tree we gaming after I'm back, maybe others want to join

[drifting lake]

rock and stone?

[remote vine]

Do you play music while you workout? It helps

[ionic hatch]

No, molded terraria

[broken topaz]

Well my problem just is that there is no gym i can easily reach

[drifting lake]

more like moldy

[broken topaz]

wrong ping

[drifting lake]

[devout hull]

moldy terraria

[ionic hatch]

Yes

[broken topaz]

@real tinsel

[ionic hatch]

The mods make it moldy

[real tinsel]

hiii hello :333

[remote vine]

I never finished terraria

[broken topaz]

Haaai

[real tinsel]

same

[ornate tulip]

[pastel quartz]

that's pretty uwu

[real tinsel]

i wanted to finish it with my friend but he killed himself so now i don't wanna play it

same with 7 days to die

[ionic hatch]

Wanna join?

I can send you my steam code

[remote vine]

Maybe, do I need to have the same mods?

[ionic hatch]

No just tmodloader and terraria installed

Mods automatically install after joining

[narrow lotus]

p!roast @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz, If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

[ionic hatch]

💀

[ornate tulip]

[broken topaz]

p!roast @broken topaz

[foggy mantle]

@broken topaz, Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.

[broken topaz]

[ionic hatch]

Oh shit

[dreamy hornet]

[ionic hatch]

p!roast @ionic hatch

[foggy mantle]

@ionic hatch, Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!

[pastel quartz]

love u too

[ionic hatch]

Impossible my neck is pure muscle

[ornate tulip]

p!roast @ornate tulip

[foggy mantle]

@ornate tulip, Your face makes onions cry.

[stone blade]

ayo

[solar obsidian]

yo

[dreamy hornet]

Yo mamma level roasts

[remote vine]

sure, lemme redownload the damn game then

[ornate tulip]

This wasn't a roast. This was being thrown into a furnace.

[dreamy hornet]

P!roast @dreamy hornet

[foggy mantle]

@dreamy hornet, I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

[remote vine]

p!roast @remote vine

[foggy mantle]

@remote vine, If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!

[dreamy hornet]

Heh it fits your pfp

[remote vine]

Well I am a dog

[dreamy hornet]

p!illegal Horny

[solar obsidian]

p!illegal hoeing

[queen forum]

Imma throw this pancake in here

[ornate tulip]

This is a good picture. Thank you.

[dreamy hornet]

Plentiful possum pancakes

[solar obsidian]

p!possum

[remote vine]

my day was ruined when I learned these things live for about a year

[queen forum]

up to 4

[dreamy hornet]

A lot of things live short lives
Some old people have only lived a small portion of their lives in a sense

[queen forum]

And they are BIG

[ornate tulip]

Oh my god that thing is huge.

[slim osprey]

That's what she said

Haha

[remote vine]

I think wild ones only live for a year, it's been a bit since I saw the comic mentioning their lifespan

[ornate tulip]

My scar? Yes, 8 inches

[slim osprey]

Yo

Why you got that scar

[drifting lake]

we good dw

[grim radish]

Death Grips is online

[ornate tulip]

Surgery. I had a 6.7 cm benign mass IN-BETWEEN my L3/4 vertebrae. I needed to have them cut open to get it all out. Lost a big nerve in the process responsible for lifting my right leg.

[devout hull]

Spine surgery does that to you.

[ornate tulip]

Yea.

[remote vine]

speaking of which I just bought one of their albums earlier today

[grim radish]

Just in time for their US tour

[drifting lake]

death grips is weezer for the weird kids

[devout hull]

You should just replace everything from the waist down with machinery.

[remote vine]

Good news for me cuz I am weird

[drifting lake]

lame, go listen to animals as leaders

[ornate tulip]

Unfortunately, I already have quarter of a million dollars in surgery costs.

[ornate tulip]

I don't need to pay anymore bills.

[narrow lotus]

my cat after i expect love from him

[devout hull]

lmao imagine having to pay for healthcare

[drifting lake]

everyone pays eventually

he doesnt know about taxes

[ornate tulip]

What are you? Br'tish or fr*nch

Or European.

I forgot the rest of Europe existed for a moment.

[narrow lotus]

[slim osprey]

Damn

[remote vine]

British healthcare sucks ass but at least it's not Canadian healthcare

[slim osprey]

I'm sorry for you

[drifting lake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrbt14uej08

[ornate tulip]

I'm (mostly) fine now. I can run and walk just fine. Lifting sucks because of my back getting cranky.

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/620576156613345310/1049689524055314512/20221206_093434.png

[drifting lake]

"Oi pal, said you having trouble getting out of your chair? Hm can I recommend euthanasia, eh?"

[slim osprey]

Yeah I know the struggle, my dad had a similar surgery a couple years back

Sadly for him he can't walk normally again

Tho it was either that or just straight up not walking anymore

[remote vine]

"Doc I think I might be slightly depressed"

[drifting lake]

im directly referencing how a Canadian senator was given that option cuz she had troubles getting out of her chair that takes her up and down stairs

cuz shes wheelchair bound

[remote vine]

That's depressing. I only know of some few examples here and there about the euthanasia shit going down in Canada

[drifting lake]

wait nvm i paraphrased it wrong

[urban ocean]

Canuckistan is a third world country

[drifting lake]

canada is actually p fucked but everyone is like "oh, silly leaf people and their snow"

people only know about stereotypes

[remote vine]

From what I can tell it’s getting out of hand

[drifting lake]

and not what the gov is doing to the natives

imo if any western country is next to fall, it's most likely canada

the people are getting really sick of the gov

[remote vine]

I remember that news. It was barely reported

[drifting lake]

especially since now you can only own break action guns

[drifting lake]

if you dont convince the americans to come to canada, no one will

it would be massive is canada got absorbed into america tho

[reef anchor]

Fat

[drifting lake]

that doesnt look real

that looks like a fucking alien

[somber warren]

His nose looks Like an asshole fr fr

[reef anchor]

He's fat

[remote vine]

New pfp?

[reef anchor]

Yes

[drifting lake]

nope ive had this pfp for 3 years im not changing it

[solar obsidian]

[drifting lake]

i think my pfp is nice

hes just a lad

[solar obsidian]

p!avatar @drifting lake

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for Probably George#1615

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[pastel quartz]

me during christmas

[drifting lake]

I did not consent to this

@grizzled meadow

[solar obsidian]

bend over

[reef anchor]

[solar obsidian]

[drifting lake]

pls tell me someone knows where this is from

[reef anchor]

[drifting lake]

((hint: it was a shit movie))

[reef anchor]

Morbius

[solar obsidian]

ripped the skin off

[drifting lake]

no it was Cuck

[reef anchor]

Cuck (2019)

[drifting lake]

its hilariously bad

[drifting lake]

You couldve told me Tommy Wiseau wrote it and id believe you

[queen forum]

Here is an relatable specimen

[drifting lake]

relatable?!?

[ionic hatch]

I love birds

[grim radish]

I need my FAITH posting

[remote vine]

@ionic hatch I got both tmodloader and terraria downloaded. lemme know when we gaming

[stiff lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/mortis-carl10o1-gif-18549043

MORTIS

[grim radish]

M ꚛ r✟is

[ornate tulip]

As an American, this pleases me to see some proper opossum representation.

[devout hull]

lol staymad staydead

[grim radish]

He just like me frfr

[nimble night]

I mean its not JUST hentai and depression..

I like, make coffee sometimes too.

[prisma ether]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2keIfaPHgw&ab_channel=innovatorakki

omg embed fail why

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935672459162710046/1049125651166285854/trim.186B3EEF-574B-4C06-A254-6A2BAF325020.mov

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[gritty helm]

What I am about to do has not been approved by the Vatican

[heady crow]

@slim osprey

[slim osprey]

Maybe

[heady crow]

😳

[narrow lotus]

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907804235540885518/1049741552085368882/FB_IMG_1670294906350.jpg

[broken topaz]

Abbie's milkers

😩

[slim osprey]

Real

[narrow lotus]

dammit abby

[heady crow]

someone has to go 😭

[scenic sable]

p!warn 657656179123552296 Do not post anything pertaining war/politics. It's in the #📄rules as well as in the title of this channel.

[foggy mantle]

@gritty helm has been warned.

[broken topaz]

Brainfart really can't behave today

[heady crow]

what other shenanigans has happened today then

[ionic hatch]

Brainfart is downbad

[somber warren]

nothing really

[solar obsidian]

i love the brainfart channel description

Sometime we also provide psychological support, for some reason

[heavy peak]

i mean we can only provide psychological support via memes

[narrow lotus]

Crystal moment

[drifting lake]

literally who

[narrow lotus]

p!roast @abstract path

[foggy mantle]

@abstract path, You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

[solar obsidian]

we use memes and humour to cover up our psychological problems

[heady crow]

p!roast @abstract path

[foggy mantle]

@abstract path, Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!

[real tinsel]

p!roast @real tinsel

[foggy mantle]

@real tinsel, Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

[real tinsel]

nah i'm not making kids in general

[amber marsh]

Crystal meth? Less gooo

[real tinsel]

gonna cut off my balls

[real tinsel]

that's there because of me and @placid sail

@placid sail used to provide completely free psychological analyzes and support for @brainfart

but now he's too @placid sail to do that

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1049747577949659246/colorado.mp4

[real tinsel]

me in particular

[ocean pulsar]

merry christmas folks

[real tinsel]

i think he saw me as a challenge

and took the challenge of attempting to fix me

[placid sail]

also he's having a meltdown of his own, so not much use of him anyway

[solar obsidian]

interesting

[heavy peak]

need a coolant top off?

[real tinsel]

yeah that tends to happen when you're in the midst of a societal collapse

[drifting lake]

average wisconsin resident

[placid sail]

you looked like a cut of a fuckable meat

couldn't beat the temptation

[real tinsel]

we as the entirety of #🎪bruh-fart hope you find a way to leave that shithole of a country bzeek

[narrow lotus]

@heady crow fuck me the 1212AD units look fucking

[drifting lake]

which country would that be?

[placid sail]

I ignore the whole situation for the sake of my sanity, it may burn for all I care

[heady crow]

oh dude ikr. I remember just going over the screenshots on the steam page looking at the models when actually high rendered

brought a tear to me eye

[real tinsel]

if i had a stable job i'd import your ass into my country and give you a job at my paper sex factory printing place

[placid sail]

you're probably more up to speed about what's happening right now more than I am

[real tinsel]

the one that was sanctioned out of earth

[placid sail]

I appreciate it, man

[drifting lake]

ahj

[placid sail]

(though I don't believe you'd muster yourself to actually engage me irl)

[real tinsel]

i'd occasionally stare at you in the face and hope you understand what i'm trying to say

[placid sail]

lmao

like that anime with a girl who can't speak for shit because of social anxiety

[drifting lake]

escape to mongolia and become a swole mountain man

[placid sail]

you're gonna print me cards with what you're trying to say

[real tinsel]

yes i do lack social skills necessary to survive

[midnight tree]

fr fr

[real tinsel]

i could probably get my thoughts across way quicker that way than i do now

[broken topaz]

They better not be using the wrong German industrial norm manhole covers

[midnight tree]

real

[sterile widget]

guys i think i found a new anomaly

https://streamable.com/momzbh

[drifting lake]

nah thats just the stretcher anomaly

[real tinsel]

actually looks like a cool anomaly

good job for finding it @sterile widget 👍

[sterile widget]

i was playing at like 5 fps

[sterile widget]

thank you man

need to tell grok abt this one

[somber warren]

as a german this makes me angry

[sterile widget]

WAIT

AM I ECOLOGIST NOW?

[solar obsidian]

ah yes the tent anomaly, i found one too

[sterile widget]

DAMNN

[somber warren]

they are endangering the virtual lifes of the People of night city

[drifting lake]

where the fuck is that?

[dreamy hornet]

Tuck boots or untucked boots

[solar obsidian]

agroprom, near the mutant tunnel to underground

[real tinsel]

enough socializing for today, goodbye #🎪bruh-fart see you in 2 days

[drifting lake]

i didnt know there was snow in stalker

[solar obsidian]

that dog was stuck inside a campfire

[real tinsel]

👋

[dreamy hornet]

Malicious intent

[solar obsidian]

goodbye

[devout hull]

lmao sight issue

[upbeat bobcat]

Join up y'all, gonna refine some luquid morkite

[solar obsidian]

wack gpu

[somber warren]

when he said Damn

i felt that

[heady crow]

original jack3d formula

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-gif-25803501

[somber warren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/754607431442628700/1044449512619524197/d88c4a82c2d7d061bf7ec7da5325a5b7286e64f55f638603bbcb3e81cdc8e39e_12.mp4

[scenic sable]

It seems like you haven't learned your lesson.

[eager quest]

uh oh

[placid sail]

farewell

[drifting lake]

igaf lmao

[somber warren]

me waiting to post the packwatch gif

[scenic sable]

p!ban @drifting lake Consistently breaking server rules.

[foggy mantle]

@drifting lake has been banned.

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[devout hull]

Uzumaki Namikaze Senju Uchiha Potter Kazama D. Naruto

[narrow lotus]

@slim osprey

[devout hull]

Peak Cringe Achieved.

[slim osprey]

Hahahahahaha

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[slim osprey]

Dumbass

Can't post the vid cause I'm on phone

But

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[devout hull]

Did he post porn or something?

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[devout hull]

I think I just missed it.

[somber warren]

the thought counts

[slim osprey]

Glad he got banned

[narrow lotus]

hoenstly he was a cunt

[slim osprey]

Never liked him

Bro was trying really hard to be the new gtanil

[narrow lotus]

posted a video supporting suicide

[somber warren]

every time this dude was here he always started some politics talk bullshit. Like every fucking time

[slim osprey]

Yeah

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJe6LLoGgR8

[orchid robin]

Did someone bring aldouriens wrath again

[somber warren]

ye

[slim osprey]

Always starting some dick measuring contest

[somber warren]

that george guy gone

[slim osprey]

Brainfart is now a better place

[somber warren]

Real

[slim osprey]

Surprised he lasted that long tho

Given the sort of transphobic comments he used to make

[devout hull]

I'm surprised that I haven't gotten an infraction yet.

[normal reef]

Guys i made sketches

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-dynamite-wave-bye-gif-15387504

[normal reef]

For my manga

[slim osprey]

Looks cool

[normal reef]

Any opinions on the best looking ones

[narrow lotus]

heyy....they are...dressed

interesting turn of events

[slim osprey]

You should sketch me

[somber warren]

he was just lucky mods missed the shit he said

[slim osprey]

Mhm

[normal reef]

Weird ey i am working on something not dressed rn

[narrow lotus]

well godspeed to you , artist

[somber warren]

what kind of manga you drawing?

[remote vine]

girl on the top left. I like the eyes

[heady crow]

hello my fellow timezone enjoyers

[remote vine]

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992784681269461093/1049754548740296754/IMG_5114.png

[remote vine]

Average londoner meal plan

[slim osprey]

You call yourself a @midnight tree but you haven't obliterated me yet

[normal reef]

A manga in a cute world with people with cat ears and bunny ears buuut people are racist and tearing each other appart

[slim osprey]

Lol

[somber warren]

that sounds.... awesome

[slim osprey]

It does

[remote vine]

I love racism

[somber warren]

like are the cat ear ppl racist towards the bunny ear ppl?

[heady crow]

so zootopia?

[normal reef]

Here just made this

I think i nailed thr guy look

[heady crow]

avg londoner meal plan

[normal reef]

Thr girl eh maybe more sexy

[devout hull]

Both look very breedable, congrats!

[somber warren]

i wouldn't overdo it but of course your decision

[remote vine]

why are you copying me

[normal reef]

Sex

Now

[heady crow]

ayo?

[placid sail]

not bad

[somber warren]

haha yes the sex

i win it everyday

[heady crow]

ah right

[lusty sonnet]

The xenophobe is gone wooo

[heady crow]

idk maybe i read it, it got transported into the back of my mind and forgot about both of the posts. Came back a few seconds after, noticed the post and wrote it

who really knows

[broken topaz]

youre just quirky like that

[somber warren]

i recommend less drugs, or more who knows

[remote vine]

quirked up white boi

[devout hull]

Winners don't do drugs, unless it's steroids. In which case, use lots of drugs!

[normal reef]

Someone got banned?

And it's not me

[somber warren]

ye

[normal reef]

Wow

Crazy times we live in

[somber warren]

i mean your not posting poltics bullshit

[normal reef]

In a perfect world, people like me should not exist

[somber warren]

so your good

[somber warren]

but this isn't a perfect world

[devout hull]

It's not me, either. I'm kinda disappointed about that.

[midnight tree]

great artwork. ||now draw her giving birth||

[devout hull]

Considering I posted post-sloppy blowjob Kobeni in here.

[lusty sonnet]

Time for predictions for the next one

[normal reef]

Someone in my discord did ask me that just now belive it or not

[remote vine]

does the guy have abs

[heady crow]

:3

[normal reef]

Nah

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/brovius-gif-18504442

[remote vine]

day ruined

[normal reef]

Fine i'll give him some

[remote vine]

yay

[normal reef]

Fuck you

[midnight tree]

give him a fat ass

(ironically)

[remote vine]

fcuk

[devout hull]

Don't give him a fat ass, give him a tight ass.

Compact and powerful.

Perfect for rapid thrusting.

[somber warren]

Kids these days

[remote vine]

I'm no kid

[devout hull]

Try saying that again after getting pounded by a guy with a compact and powerful ass.

[somber warren]

oh yeah? name every adult then

[remote vine]

Billy Herrington

[ornate tulip]

Yaknow, that's one of the most realistic things I've seen done with that trope (people violently killing each other for minute differences.)

[somber warren]

but does it matter what kind of ass he has when he is the one doing the fucking???

[normal reef]

It's been a year daddy

I really really miss you

[remote vine]

who

[devout hull]

Yes, the muscles in the ass influence the amount of thrusting that the guy can do.

[somber warren]

ok that one was to ez

[devout hull]

Very important.

[somber warren]

i don't belive that

and i don't want to google it

[heady crow]

its the christmas season

[normal reef]

I've been away one minute why u guys talking about what kind of ass is better for fucking

[devout hull]

Very quickly clench and unclench your ass strongly. What happens to your hips?

[heady crow]

????

[somber warren]

i mean you could i dunno just... move your hips????

[remote vine]

Oh yeah? where's the festive padoru then?

[devout hull]

Your drawing. The guy. Give him a tight ass.

[somber warren]

instead of clenching your ass

[heady crow]

the fuck do you think your glutes do apart from holding your body together

[devout hull]

You could combine both.

[devout hull]

For Peak Thrusting Power.

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[somber warren]

i mean.... ok i will try.

[remote vine]

not here

[heady crow]

christmas is cancelled

[devout hull]

It's like giving your punches some extra speed right before impact. Conserves some stamina compared to just hitting fast from the start, and you hit around the same strength.

[somber warren]

that legit the first time i heard someone say that shit

[midnight tree]

real

[midnight tree]

shut up

[remote vine]

hello ledy

[heady crow]

hello Iedy

[normal reef]

https://youtu.be/BMongPy664Q?t=98

ledy is here

[devout hull]

play GAMMA instead of tarkov

[ornate tulip]

that image is from CoD.

[devout hull]

ledy is playing tarkov

[heady crow]

yes but he is playing tarkov

[ornate tulip]

Got it.

[narrow lotus]

discount ghost

[broken topaz]

[narrow lotus]

@devout hull there u go

i am playing the unreleased GAMMA 2.0

[devout hull]

Sheer cringe rolls off my thighs at the sight of this message.

[gaunt trout]

regular neighbour above you

[orchid robin]

Why your thighs?

[devout hull]

Why not?

[midnight tree]

waooooow

people have eyes?

das crazy

[narrow lotus]

[slate crown]

nice hat

[reef anchor]

lol

[devout hull]

How about this for a MILF?

Kos my beloved

[slate crown]

smash

[midnight tree]

smash

[orchid robin]

4/10

[scenic sable]

Or some say Kosm.

[normal reef]

peak body right there

[normal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1049761558374400020/trim.C922C9E7-9D2C-4F02-956D-3FDCDC496C29.mov

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-cat-skate-funny-meme-gif-18666878

[slate crown]

my mans eating like he pays rent 😭

[remote vine]

sex

[broken topaz]

sex

[devout hull]

Some cultured individuals today.

[slate crown]

butt

[narrow lotus]

h

[slate crown]

h

[remote vine]

I love connecticut

[narrow lotus]

thanks

[gaunt trout]

this reminds me...

[slim osprey]

Where?

[midnight tree]

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

[orchid robin]

In sex town duh

[errant river]

I stand neutral cuz idk what it is

[broken topaz]

vrchat

[errant river]

Take a shower NOW

[slim osprey]

Damn

Not installing vrchat

[devout hull]

Thou cringer.

[orchid robin]

Whats the actual difference between thou thee and thy

[broken topaz]

Thou - you
Thee - ye
thy - your

[orchid robin]

Thank you cori, very helpful

[errant river]

Epic hk content

[slim osprey]

🤓

[broken topaz]

shut up cropol

❤️

[scenic sable]

Thou = You
Thee = You (as the object, to you)
Thy/Thine = Your (possessive)

[slim osprey]

Make me

[slim osprey]

🤓

Two nerds so far

[queen forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430056167977517057/1049749897961799801/-7351436988262797106.mov

[orchid robin]

Thank you too aldourien, god of vengeance

[devout hull]

Red Riding Hood gonna make me act up.

[errant river]

https://tenor.com/view/who-tf-asked-nasas-radar-dish-who-asked-nobody-asked-gif-17675657

[dreamy hornet]

[orchid robin]

Isnt she canonically underage?

[queen forum]

Thou - 🫵
Thee - 🫵
Thy - 🫵

[devout hull]

She's like 10000 years old.

[queen forum]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-mw2-cod-mw2ghost-cod-ghost-ghost-stare-stare-gif-27067874

[errant river]

https://tenor.com/view/shotgun-gif-12301456

[devout hull]

Like, unironically. Her full name is Red Riding Hooded Mercenary.

[slim osprey]

I don't need anyone to ask me

I speak alone

I'm schizo

[errant river]

That's tough

[devout hull]

caught being a schizo, caught being a schizo

[errant river]

Free friends tho

[slim osprey]

There are bugs under my skin

I need to peel my skin off

[devout hull]

Are you, perhaps, an Ant person?

[queen forum]

Nah just eat the bugs

[errant river]

There's a psych ward next door

[slim osprey]

What's an ant person

[orchid robin]

A person made out of ants obviously

[slim osprey]

Ah

Idk

[errant river]

A person who likes ants?

Like car guys