#🎪bruh-fart
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@grizzled meadow
Should I lie?
No
No, you're not my general!
Allah
Okay and?
No
Defies god
Anyone have any experience working on a offshore oil rig?
Yes
@slim osprey you?
Yes
Lmao you do 3d hentai commissions
So you get no bitches
But you have a lot of money probably
Just going straight for the throat
He’s also made Neko (that’s that annoying cat thing I think) nsfw
So he certainly gets no bitches
The vodenyuuu thing
I don’t know it’s name
I thought it was neko but I’m wrong
I know what it is. Just bruh
@normal reef did you know that money doesn’t get you affection

Instead of slaving at making hentai maybe slave over getting some bitches
Making your own bitches, albeit nonphysical and fictional
But it gets me funny dances on tf2
You like my work?
Well weirder is the dude that actually pays me to do that shit
Also a job can get you funny tf2 dances as well
Also if you want to make a shitton of money make furry fetish art
It will destroy your soul but you will be rich add
Asf
But yeah either way @normal reef I’m just messing with you
I know how much money that shit pays
And it’s easy
👍🏾
Not gonna blame someone for harmlessly exploiting a market gap
Pilk is officially mainstream and now a ded meme.
Pilk 
Shes alive?
Lesson: if youve watched porn before you should have no problem handling heroin
Mmm fruit loops
Mmm water bears
Imagine having a brain
Why do British accents sound so fucking dog shit?
Most important question; does it have a dedicated nugget holder
Looks like the fry holder can accommodate the same size for nuggets
A fry holder is NOT a Nugget holder. Its only heretical simulacra
Maybe that big yellow bit on the other arm
We need proper gamer specs.
Apparently the bit under the fries is a warmer for the food
Also it’s chemically treated to not accumulate sweat and grease for long term use
I prefer gilk.
if Ye has a million fans, i am one of them.
if Ye has 100 fans, i am one of them.
if Ye has 1 fan, i am that fan.
if Ye has no fans, i am dead.
if the world is against Ye, i am against the world.
You got a big enough head
nah that's more of a bluegrass thing, I'm just tryna learn traditional 5 string
can't play clawhammer to save my life
Ah, well dont knock brute force
I spent like 8 hours one day in highschool trying to figure out a rubiks cube, and eventually lucked on it
Been fucking with a 20 sided one, got it to nearly the last layer too
After countless hours of using it to refocus I can do a normal rubiks in like... 1 minute 20 seconds
Probably a wierdo for it, but I find it cathartic
Uh oh
Is cropol gonna end up piss colored again?
p!mute plat#4252 7d have fun in 4chan/reddit/wherever you want to spend your life, another mute is going to be perma
@south brook has been muted for 1 week.
🎣
just check his messages, he's a whole circus
Tracks
do we got a fellow banjo enjoyer in the chat?
you should learn to play megalovania on it just like me
it's easier than you might think
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Polly Vaughn is good if you like fastgrass
bluegrass? more like assgrass amirite fellas
Outer wilds ost is good banjo too
Mmm, one day soon I'll try myself
Far cry 5 has shockingly good music for how mid of a game that was
Some nice banjo in it too

Now That This World Is Ending is a very nice tune
It does, very peaceful
I've never understood why people shit on other people who listen to ost music, theyres some real bangers
Music is music
risk of rain ost, 1 and 2

The survivors of the void OST is just as good too
Chris' music is fantastic overall
the deadbolt soundtrack is a certified hood classic
terraria calamity music
just fuckin banger after banger in that playlist
it's insane that they made all that for a fucking mod of all things
Just curious, about how long do most people take to beat the main story for stalker
The lore of that album and what happened is wild though, I hardly know all of it myself but I remeber the guy who made it going into a whole downward spiral over it
Longest I heard was a couple of nonstop weeks
not surprising
The trilogy or like gamma/anomaly?
Gamma/anomaly, don’t own the others sadly
Should probably nab them when I get the cash
Watch the bundle, they go on sale for 10 bucks for the whole pack reasnobly often
desert scourge theme be slapping damn hard for a boss that you will see a single fucking time at the start of the game
Fair enough
Same for crabulon
real
Every terraria youtuber on their way to use the crabulon theme in their videos
my favorite still gotta be Wasteland
when i played some calamity with a friend i made back in school he immediately added it to his sleep playlist
Reminds me a lot of the subnautica ost
It lives

how long until someone makes a fleshlight out of that burger warmer
They only made four
wh
Fear the power of American capitalism
Two were gifted to gamers, and one is getting put into a facebook competition
Just one unaccounted for
We must steal it
we must fuck the mcdonalds chair no matter the cost
Do not fuck the McDonalds chair
"Grease proof leather" 
It’s everything I’ve ever wanted
Probably something every good gamer chair needs if were being honest
This looked cool as fuck
no it does not
Skill issue, opinion invalid
i need Jizzone merch
Find your own
no
Then suffer
maybe i'll just find YOU
This is my current setup
I’ve stated before I’d want nothing more, it’s boring here
Indeed
chad
I was without a chair
Because work doesn't give me enough back issues as is
Persian rug gamer
fakoff
Based tiny blue notepad though
Perfect for all my schizophrenic thoughts
i unironically have a gaming chair i got for christmas once
i was content with ye old ripped up office chair i had
but alas
imagine having a gaming chair
and not a
...chair
At one point I had a lazy boi
why does "chair" sounds so weird all off a sudden
that I got for like 30 bucks at a garage sale lmao
honestly a gaming chair should be a chair with a pc in it (for gaming)
a gaming chair is a chair that is gaming
we need to give chairs free will so they can game
engineer chair gaming
Thats the dream, the 5 year old office chair with peeling leather which perfectly cradles your body
real
More like one year, I told you its cheap

Man looks like the grease proof leather was made for him
What’s starsector
fuck the hegemony and their god damn taxes
a game about avoiding taxes with a spacefaring war criminal smuggler economic trading sim backdrop
What do I do boys
The weaker of the two
Ye that was my thought
Housing right away is the same thing, you just gotta do it fast
why don't you house deez nuts in your mouth right away
Wants me to build housing
No wood
Emergency shift
10% efficiency bc 5 are protesting no house
WE WANT HOUSING
doesn't contribute to building houses
typical liberals
all cock, no cum
This is "how to get lost and die at sea"
The amount of hentai in wallpaper engine saddens me
Whos actually setting anime tiddies as their wallpaper screen that others could potentially see
looks like you don't know about installation support vcs here
one guy had to screenshare

did you... enjoy it?
He was fully self aware than, it takes 30 seconds to change wallpaper enginge
Maybe this is just a north western thing but thats been a thing for a while right?
Its better w dr pepper imo
The thing is it’s being noticed by Corpos and yeah it’s a full fledged campaign now
So naturally the meme is dead
||I don’t know that anyone actually mixes milk with soda…||
I also live in a small town in the north west so theres lots of weird random stuff, like Ice cream in potatoes
We were drinking pilk before it was cool
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Crikey
A dream where like
It was an ordinary work day
Idk what work we did but that don't quite matter
Cuz the onliest thing i quite remember was me fighting like, 6 guys that were like fuckin 2 meters only cuz of a dumb conflict
Mfw I just have a wallpaper of the Witcher Runes and a clock
They thought I'd steal summing only cuz of my outfit
I was wearin like, some kind of "tape-face cover"
Improvised fingerless gloves
A green, thick layered jacket and some usual blue trousers
W t f
Now put it in your mouth
Rednecks in STEM
Anyway my brain skipped half of the fight and like, there were fireworks and hugs as a celebration
hUh
Wha
What
Fax indeed

Once i have money i will ulgrade my RAM
just download it
Does that even work
That's so based
yes.
Do show
do a wee bit of fuck around and find out
How about you microsoft yourself some bitches
i've learned to ignore those questions for my own safety
Yes you're cool too
how the times go by
I have been here since 4 years and i don't intend to leave 
Go to control panel, into programs tab, and click uninstall
Not the server dummy
You must also know there is, well
I had more then this account
sadly I can't it's for work
sub mindset
always prioritize trolling over work
that's why i spend my entire workday shitposting and gaming
I do as well
but deadlines are deadlines
you should deadline yourself NOW
My date with the business end of a snub nose isn't until I am 40
whydo we humans work so much in our life
just be unemployed
i mean i think i remember that you can only work till likie fucking atleast 50 years old
and then you even have to retire
life is work
you mean 67 by EU standards
my father is like 40 and can't work but that is probably because he has in his uni thing all 6's
yeah i was close
not even close
E
Coolio
DW crystal by the time you're old enough to retire
They'll raise retirement age to 70
Thank god
I wanna work a job i want
And do something as a hobby for example makin cute jewelry
Double the money
2am moment
At this point if I fall asleep now it’s a 50/50 of my body deciding it’s enough time spent asleep to feel good tomorrow
Damn.
Rn in school send funny
I dreamt I was Luigi last night
What did you do with that much power
Aight, great
Yeah that was it really then I woke up
And then I went to sleep again and dreamt about being a Kung Fu fighter
But in the funny old kung Fu movie style
I dreamt of dreaming
Snoozer
Vortex anomaly
Anyways who is surviving on 4 hours of really crappy sleep
Damn, how
Facts
I was very depressed early last evening and went to bed real early to avoid thoughts
When I want to think about something I go to bed, so unfortunately this doesn't work
I just think
A lot
if i didn't have my pc with me to work and i had to be stuck with my own thoughts for 8 hours straight i would snap
Straight up don't acknowledge air exists and you canly be called
hope u better
Why just thoughts
When you can have
The vøîçê§
hope you're better (manipulatively)
Damn, depression is a bitch
the thoughts are the voices
Plot twist of the century
ma wife
Ya I'm okay guys
Be well
I always sleep depression or hunger off
else I'll deck you
else i'll dick you
he's listening to nirvana he's not ok
Just add an I and the sentence changes
aight mf you asked for it
Look now
you have a deadline of 2 hours
Me
you changed it after i pointed it out
I will commit violenve
I once had a IKEA plushie don't know the name of it
And I tore its head off
I was five
Almost bought a blahaj not long ago
Why didn't you
And now I enjoy live leak like sites
What's a blahaj
A plushie of a shark
Every trans girl or femboy needs to have one
that's why i fucken need one
That I once saw used as a fleshlight
Poor shark
Ngl sharkussy can hit difrent
I grew in width and tore my shirt off. I was too manly to grab it
Yeah you don't 
There is nothing to get just dumbassery and testosterone
back to work
Did I tell you how I once almost hanged myself on a summer camp
Why would you tell that to anyone
Idk cus it's a fun and quirky story of how a 13 year old almost lost his marbles
Howz it funny doe
Cus I am here to tell the tale
my mom says i tried to throw myself from the second story when i was 8 years old
i don't remember it happening so you're not gonna get any story from me
sorry #🎪bruh-fart
I have a similar story but it is.. not as funny 
So one day on the summer camp I just sit there learning knots and stuff by myself, I learn how to tie a noose, and because I was the outcast that always was taken as the punching bag I wanted to try if I tied the noose right, so I am on a chair smiling happy that I am finally able to leave painlessly and i take a step of the chair. Me being the scp 96 lookin ass I just barely reach the ground meaning that I am slowly choking but can still touch the ground so back on the chair it is I just pull of the noose I tied off my neck and woala
No witnesses and I live an another year
i have 3 not as funny stories
wanna trade?
And I also made a bit of a hmmmm how should I call it
A tribute to the time I have almost killed myself
I think I will get banned if I say 
my noose just failed me
it somehow disassembled (or however you'd call it) after i became unconscious
yours sounds actually funny though
Here is the tribute and for context my surname translates to bottle in English
why is your head the same size of your body
So there was a joke going in the camp
"Bottle hanged himself"
i will never try to kill myself even though i dont feel like living as much
Good strategy
Just suppress it
There are ups and downs in life and no matter the situation...
It may get better
My situation got a lot better
Urs will too :)
Damn this chat went to a dark topic
Post memes so this doesn't turn from a circus of wonder
To a asylum
we're all happy little fellas in here
cori doesn't give off any crystal vibes
I am actually a Brüno alt
i'd believe that
bruno is chad and you arent
you are submissive
and
I am his sissy alt
he's everything bruno wants to be
No, you're just not seein it
impossible
I could squeeze most of you into juice
I don't even play gamma
Had to format both my disks
Yeah installed a virus
I am on the server just for the memes
that can get you banned
Y tho
It's just
T H E F U N N Y
#📄rules 5 in particular
Do you want to be too?
Yes
😀
Do it
I can kill you if you ask nicely
@pastel quartzidc
Good morning
Good Morning Kanye
On a second thought I kinda don't want to
wrong name but aight
yee thats me
fk talking to people
Article 5, the most important
please refer to #rules 34

Me after spending hours of my day doing nothing
Barely eating
And then stuffing my face with guac
Fr
@stone blade hello ivan
With veggies
Nice?
Cavemanmaxxing
Cta
alo
bruno wtf is this homo room
actual homo room
now show us the knee socks
ignore the monster can tabs
theres 40 tabs
<3

probably 20 more on my keychain
Soon youll be able to make chainmail out of monster tabs
I may have a problem
but then again I pick mentally insane chicks
so
eh
that's life
bruno on the bus
amon amarth be like: we're not viking metal
yeye
poopin
Damn secks Ed sucks
masturbate during it
Aight thanks for the advice
👍
I'll just continue watching Edward Hyde poledance.
bloodhound main? 🤢
My gf does poledance
Good for you, but she isn't Edward Hyde so I'm not interested.
Bloodhound?
I am not even inviting you
Why'd you mention it, then?

Cus Edward Hyde poledance
After many, many, many drawings . . . Hyde is alive! I know about a gazillion of you have been requesting this, and I hope you enjoy it. I had a ton of fun putting it together!
Music: "Alive" from Frank Wildhorn, Steve Cuden, and Leslie Bricusse's "Jekyll & Hyde: The Gothic Musical Thriller - The Complete Work" (1994). Sung by Anthony Warlow.
...
Witness.
My eyes
This artist draws Jekyll and Hyde as twinks.
Who even is Edward hyde
please no
I just don't know who is Edward Hyde just explain it to me
haha what if we were playing prop hunt and i hid as a dildo


Read.
The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde is a classic.
Haha what if you hide up my ass

Literally rolling on the ground laughing
i'd be laughing your ass off bro
I still don't get it
Let me pound it into you, then.
By making you watch this playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG98Qm2PYLM&list=PLLJW_zbS8R2OT1VVeU2eym7iAFxQHkj6l
I've always loved the story of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and I had so much fun making this. Enjoy!
Music: "Confrontation" from Frank Wildhorn, Steve Cuden, and Leslie Bricusse's "Jekyll & Hyde: The Gothic Musical Thriller - The Complete Work" (1994). Sung by Anthony Warlow.
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It's out of order but whatever.
It's not Hyper Horny Time yet.
When Is it
In a few hours. Why, you interested in the orgy?
I hate you
thigh reveal
pussy reveal
real
Bussy reveal when
Ah, you came.
That is what I meant.
You came, too, I see.
Yes. You were here, then you came.
when i get home
the mighty Kevin!
Wtf even is this server
wouldn't you like to know, weather boy
Who is weather boy
it's my twisted cycle path
Anybody want some cat pictures
of course
dope
God the newbie chat is hilarious

ima go there and help them out
been a while since I done that
careful now, sometimes it turns way worse than here
Oh i Know
Goofy aaa
uwu
Silly fella
I like being a bit silly then
Me falling out of bed because i put too much weight on one side if my bed:
Also yes that can literally happen
no it can't happen you goofy silly penisless boy
my bed literally has approx 7 kilos of boxes
and i'm not falling out of my bed
explain that crystal methamphetamine
ivan i love you so much omg kiss me
Well my bed has on one side nothing to hold itself
no
Kek
rude
butt
help it hold itself together then
Lel
Stupids
Agreed
smartids
takes one to know one
@solar obsidian which one did I click to install the new update?
alt f4
add-ons for the hotfix. full for the bigger updates
pango stfu
yes i am stuf
yes.
tf
depends what gork says in #📢announcements really
MUTED 
Lol?
for the latest he said full install
well then full
Shut it
full it is then
Grok Gammer
Yes
Da 
💪 pup boss
did you give me this for shits and giggles?
Yes
dang ol gammer
thanks
how does that work anyways
Well....it doesnt
frfr?
Falco made the roles
ongod?
fr no cap
These roles are bussin frfr
what basically happens is you are muted from every other channel but you can speak in #🎪bruh-fart because it's sacred ground
farted recently
yea that's the exile thing but how does the mute function not work on exiles that's my question
as i said, #🎪bruh-fart is sacred ground
retail nightmare/limbo
you'll hear the song in your sleep
you mean cursed*
no
aight
can't argue with that logic
have you ever been outside of #🎪bruh-fart, @stone blade
everyone yells and screams at each other
nobody's CIVIL ANYMORE
we truly live ina society
Gabagool
OVER 'ERE
OOOOH
Take it easy
Take it up the ass
thats pango job
at least im not the only himbo here
now i get doxxed
downloading ivans address
sending 2 sleeper agents
I'm just dumb
im too smart to be a true himbo 
I just wanna be nice to hang around
Ahahahahahahah the whole gang is here
waiting until AI generated movies are a thing so it can be possible to see all these guy in the same room
pango lives!
he do
my phone had minor stroke
your pc too
it was an easy and cheap fix thankfully
yea nah that thing is still kaputs
I've been going to internet cafes to get my drg fix
:(
if only you lived closer, could throw a spare laptop at you
have the bf pay for it
Eating da zaza
magic
*edy
*edy joke
Okay, classic Iedy
blue
Nou nou blue bawls
I did not know it had a penis
what working retail does to a mf
I went shop
truly a fate worse than death
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at least it's just water
it started way before retail 


staged water vid
got 5 minutes before break over and last hour of work
might have the energy to do some stuff today
100% of those videos are staged 
ye, rip comedic value
i just didn't think it would be featured in a DDOI video
By bye
they probably scrape reddit for clips
and yet the guy is raking in the cash just from reposting videos
with some voiceovers
And then xqc farms ddoi
except braincells for some reason
Me too
the monarch one
Good what monster did u buy
I didnt ask cori
Nice
Good monster choice ivan
tyty
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eh not that bad tbh
I'm gonna drown out any thoughts with 100 gecs
da
Gecs is never bad
been awhile since I've even heard about the name Skrillex tho
He does the soundtrack for the new kingdom hearts game
i dont like it
im surprised
sounds like tiktok music for 10 year olds making a montage
almost fell asleep at work fr
the fk is this
1 song you mean
Just 1?
like i said not that bad but it's definitely not something I'll listen to regularly
yeah
Damn thought it was more
fuck no
What even is 100 gecs
Square has enough people that outshine skrillex for OSTs
Crack head music hyperpop
100 gecs more like 100 SECKS
I'll send you more
it was a collab with Utada
Gee, hyperpop
hyperpoop
here is the litmus test for 100 gecs
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ah shit here we go again
i like it
you just have to listen enough times
as a meme
i refuse
it's something i'll actively avoid tbh
it just sounds like a shitty filter and a child mumbling into the mic
But okay guys
imagine how much they/them bussy is walking around at a 100 gecs concert
i like to taste test my music if that makes sense 
here is a bit more light 100 gecs
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Their official linkin park track
Me: didn't play risk of rain nor risk of rain 2
Doesn't like the indie music they make
Also me: tries the ror series out
Gets to like le music
thumbnail is bussin
It is
imagine how much penis is walking around Radiumhospitaled (totally not the place i work)
this is on the ofificial linkin park youtube channel







