#🎪bruh-fart
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Shit
devilish
Truth to be told, there are recepies where you need to break them
You better watch your ass, the italians are gonna invade your ass in self defense for that shit
spaghetti and pasta torture
Impasta
I'm not doing anything though 
Pulling up the cursed American and British cooking videos for "authentic" Italian food
I had massive pasta shell tacos last night
Alfredo Gustavo Riccardo Lasagna sauce
wait are you italian or mongolian? Some dude said you are mongolian and can do mongolian throat singing.... the more i think about it.... i got trolled
I'm italian, don't believe Khaaytil
gonna take sausigs and shove pasta in them
Clearly Falco psyoping you
Italian hot dogs
how did you know it was him 
Because I read that conversation 
you dirty dirty man....
And also because it's something he would say
could have guessed that
I probably have brain damage
Get in line, you're not the only one in here
do believe me
everything i say is 100% true
i never lie
i thought brain damage is mandatory
Brainfart is the brain damage containment channel

if my animation experience is correct, that's a woman
excuse me
and women don't have boners because they lack the core element to get a boner: blood
Why would that make the sentence invalid?
Ah, yes.
Makes sense.
are you sure?
they don't have blood bc they are government drones made to spy on you
Nah, you right
the government doesn't want to spy on me
i made them think that
like han solo
no
yes
i approached the government and told then "you don't want to spy on me"
and they said "we don't want to spy on you"
yes because i made them say it
they are obviously lying
They would also probably tell you the Microwave Gnomes don't exist
they didn't say that
i told them to spy on you afterwards
they can't spy on me i'm constantly masturbating
they'd feel awkward
Anybody explain what I missed?
your name isn't green anymore
so that i guess
The Government will tell you to not microwave gnomes bc it is cRuEl and iNhUmAnE. Don't listen to them
Raiden is on destroy dick december non-stop.
All gnomes deserve the death sentence.
you can't microwave gnomes silly, they're made from ceramic
don't tell me what i can and can't do
if i want to microwave a gnome, that is my god given right
I meant with the guy getting muted
something aint right, tell me
do it then
Will do tomorrow
good
Microwave gnomes or get the fuck out.
i hope it will fill your stomach and taste good
real
He was being an asshole and trying to troll but poorly
Hi tire I'm dad
Yeah, should have said he had a pp that curled 170 degrees upwards.
Ah
The usual low quality trolling
Mhm
Well "trolling" I should say
why isn't there a gnome in your microwave rn?
Turn the microwave on.
where is khatyl and my boy @solar obsidian
he did
i want some of that weed he smokes, must be good shit
??? just finished updating
Bro i swear imma just
Get it prescribed fr
yeah bc it is that ez
Idk if it actually is lol
Crystal will be looking 45 in 2 years
Tbh
I am indeed waiting for that
i still can't belive it
i mean its german politicians. They will find a way to fuck it up
So that's why you crossdress?
Who said I crossdress?
They
if its gonna be legal @abstract path can only smoke weed with less then 15% thc 
while i'm smokin the big boy weed
Har har very funny
it is funny, but also true
I know, the truth is kinda annoying me sometimes -_-
Yep
modding stalker, modding skyrim, modding fallout, modding this
but have you ever tried
modding witcher
have you ever tried modding some bitches
you just had to ruin it with shit didnt you
i was not gonna type that cuz im not like you
Built different
I was gonna say "modding mods" but it isn't as funny
Motherfucker
Which Witcher?
Now it's on
Witcher 3?

ill give you my email
"you just had to ruin it with shit didnt you" 
assuming furries aren't depressed by default
im not sure if im gonna get punished for my opinion on furries so ill stay quiet
i wouldn't know
never spoke to one
song sounds familiar
They are indeed depressed (and bored)
Theres a person who walks around my town wearing a tail and ears
is murder legal?
i would die of dehydration from spitting at that guy so much
I mean we have actual crackheads so theyre harmless by comparison in my eyes
||furries are crackheads 2.0||
what if it is a furry crackhead?
I dont care, much like many people I pass on the day to day
As long as they dont ask me to yip
If we traverse through the world too much, we will break down
one of my coworkers had a headset with cat ears in the office
yip?
You called?
Idk isnt that what foxes do
isnt it yiff?
What does the fox say?
(dont ask me how i know)
mild shock
My memory is saying this may have played in the background of critical role as ambience
Can always rely on 14 year olds to have mental issues
the use of "mild shock" implies irony ( i am not shocked at all)
Truly
Ahhh
Real
Tbh i wouldn't wonder either
I dont know many people without mental issues
Worked on myself sonce like 13 tho
I think they dont exist
everyone got his cross to carry
I'm not even american and I have a few
I think those that claim to be are self delusional
Who said you need to be american to have them
Close friends with a girl that tried killing herself
America seems to have a lot more of those from an outside perspective
im not sure why i have this particular picture of a goose, but please enjoy it as i have
That yes
They do
But that might also be because of how much their health system is also fucked up
i think its just the americans that are fucked up
Which gives the next generations more and more problems to solve on and kn
Americans are not real they can't hurt you
Ohnestly
In my oppinion it's the most fucked up
i wish
More like they can't catch you
bc fat?
Just throw a burger and run the opposite direction
Yes
a classic
İmperial system be like that
youre talking mad shit for someone in ICBM range
Lmao
Uhhh oh I'm scared
Just show them a kilometer and watch their head explode
Please ICBM
it just makes to much sense, they cannot understand it
Don't follow me
but the engl*sh use it so we wont
So?
29 bitches
Fahrenheit lookin' ass
so nothing. you agreed with my point. That is fine
better than being a europoor
I'm not even european
I'm worse
I completely do. It's fucked. We're fucked.
youre american?
Borgirian
Also where do i get uh, support for the installs?
"just make healthcare free bro 🤓 "
you dont want it
youll have to go to an area of the server with contagious brain damage
Freedom ain't free
I don't care
i dunno maybe the #1026866080347603065 or something like that
or one of the other 20 channels
nothin is free. youre taking it from someone
Mhm
you dont ask falco in dms
well fuck.
Gotta save up money somewhere to buy the military some toys
i only sent all the moderators 20 dms about it
wierd, i read "ask falco in dm's"
gotta have a big military when european military doesnt exist compared to chinese and russian
might be the intended purpose
might not be
I'm still not european
im gonna do it
not to excuse american interventionism. i hate it, i wish europoor countries would defend themselves
i read "spam the server with death threats because i cant figure it out"

wow ok so cool bro
a classic
Why would you do that to falco
a classic
Thought you were trying to bother me since you compared it out of the blue
go to Grok's house and bring your pc
just call falco if you need help with installs, he likes that
we had one dude in installer support that cried that no one is helping him, and when asked what his problem is... well he just kept on crying and not telling us the problem
Might be that if the germans won and so on
OH YEA I FORGOT HE LOVES THAT
no? we talking about military spending, which is largely thanks to europe being fucking weak
But that didn't happen so it's a story I'll let be
Aight
biggest cope
Just break into Grok's house and get a source copy of the mod
I had one install problem because I was an idiot and simply used the discord search function for keywords that showed me a bot command that had all the resources for me
wheres the cope?
I saw that
why break in when your sentient ai can do it for you
My eyes
If I am considered savvy for this then god help that crying person
Oh god my eyes
european military is shite compared to NA and chinese
Wha
it was a misclick
keep on copin ameritard
Why?
Bruno posted femboy ass
wheres the cope?
Tbh
Idek about military forces
idk seemed so
Who's flag is longer tho
Wat
the more you learn the more you wish you didnt know
and would be funny to say "im sorry" if you said yes
cope
Yes
where? it sounds like youre the one coping by projecting
I want arbitrary pissing contests between nations like the olympics but weaponry
cope
I more then agree on this ,_,
yes you are
I hate the world more the more i know
i want the olympics to be just between randomly picked citizens and not top level athletes
Also valid
Yee. I am. Yeehaw Yankee Dog
Imagine fat olympics
"Pick me!"
no one cares about your shitty politics, keep coping
i dont hate humanity, just what it forms to create...
Same
rip america
you care enough to keep telling me to cope lol. sounds like i upset a europoor
Cope
politics are gey
You have a lot of time and energy to bicker
coping so hard
so stop or be diagnosed with homo
takes one to know one sucker
cope harder
Damn, he is one
🐟
🐟
🎣
🐟
@scenic sable political argument
oh nonono
FLEEE
RUN AWAY
i sent that as you were typing sorry
INCOMING TACTICAL ALDO
how to find the european: say they have a weak military

cope
YER ALL BLOODY DEAD! 
MW2 Nuke sound
yes you are bud


big buff tf2 mercenaries with tik tok playing
keep coping your politics
"I know you are but what am I?"
Bruno being a fucker, of course
Oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck
youre the one repeating themselves
sounds like youre coping
Cope
You're welcome
So are you going to do anything then? 
I don't even know what's going on honestly 
I just got here
Am I welcome tho
uhoh falco and aldo are here, are they gonna kiss?!?!?!?!?
I think they must be minors
i wish
he wants to talk about politics, i am just saying cope
Ah okay here's the politics
tbf it was responding to the convo at hand
Here's another politics
fuck is going on in efp 😭
newvegas type players
Gayness
Literally me
Okay so
seems like just the place for you tbh
Why are we talking free healthcare And why should we even cara
Brooo.... wut
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are you really gonna ingnore the part where he went on about how american military is best and have to save europe bc europe can't defend themselves?
idek, but anytime mfs talk about america, they ahve to bring up healthcare
I'd pin it on George. From what I read he began the argument with ICBMs.
(cuz they dont know anythign else about the country and get their beliefs from memes)
Are you really gonna ingnore the part where we don't want politics in here?
that was in response to people literally talking shit about america
bruh
aren't you the guy that got a 7 day mute for xenophobia?
They brought you here and I'm sure you know more, so take it away 
yea for saying being 100% anything isnt healthy
p!infractions 114522958067793924
Total infractions: 2
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 10/24/2022 11:34pm UTC
Reason: racism
Moderator: Iedy#3845
Time: 10/31/2022 06:38pm UTC
Reason: Xenophobia
Yep
oooofffff
Falco just did him like that
someone was bad
You don't have to defend anything, even less to start an argument over petty things.
Aldo is monitoring the situation, talk with him, I don't know what's going on here and he knows much more than me when it comes to actual politic stuff
@somber warren You are not helping your situation.. 
I swear to fuck I hate Amazon drivers. Blocking the road parking their stupid delivery truck in the middle of the road.
i know a lot about politics and am deeply involved in it but unlike most political people I know when and how to shut my mouth
Both of you go into timeout.

p!mute @drifting lake 4d Arguing international politics.
@drifting lake has been muted for 4 days.
p!mute @somber warren 4d Arguing international politics.
@somber warren has been muted for 4 days.
kindergarten type beat
fucking cropol had it on copy paste
I made it here just as Aldo said he was going to mute both
So I made some preparations
cropol
You know how it is with children.. 
Bruno
neither blue coloured :(
It's okay
we show solidarity
It was either blue or nothing
as such i wont accept a veteran role if given
🤝
I still don't understand why Khaaytil have the blue role
Neither
According to some people he made the armor sheets
armour spreadsheet
he'll bitch about politics again in 4 days
Who? 
the george kid
mods, im curious, is there a way to check how many punishments were put down in a channel and compare it to other channels?
Ah
Ah
Yeah he comes here and bitches a lot
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Moderator: Iedy#3845
Time: 11/23/2022 07:54pm UTC
Reason: Baiting , pedophilia memes , creating useless drama
Moderator: Grok#2049
Time: 11/23/2022 08:35pm UTC
Reason: The Crackhead#8897
Moderator: okay_cat129#6200
Time: 11/25/2022 10:13am UTC
Reason: check what you are about to post before posting it. #📄rules political content and antisemitism
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 11/28/2022 02:51pm UTC
Reason: Extreme sexually explicit content.
just talk about exotic beer to torres and you have his attention
"Pedophilia"
i mean universally
Reason: The Crackhead#8897
ironic joke
it was the roblox dad gif
totally was posted ironically
And I think it's better it stays that way
yes
That could be me
theres a lot of jokes i could make here that would certainly get me moderated for racism 
Yes.
That implication is awful, remove it.
Oof
God Howard moment
i lost faith in todd howard when i got into the deep lore of elder scrolls
it is some of the most insane crackhead shit youll ever read
I don't want to know. 
a lot of it i certainly cant talk about here because its extremely sexual and racist
Things like that
Also, I'm never buying a Bethesda product after FO4.
and biting other gods dick off
This
Yep.
then making spears out of them
I'd image Howard could start some real insane cult if he wanted to
He's got the eyes and hair for it
DOOM is worth the buy
"Who's laughing now?"
Both doom games are great
Was Doom after FO4?.. 
I don't remember but still worth it, both games
Especially because it's stuff made by id Software anyway
(If you can look past the problem with the musicist dude)
Oh right. I did buy Doom (2016) and Eternal (once it was released form Denuvo)
@scenic sable ima buy you these for Christmas
I'd be sceptical about it now though. Considering how they treated poor Mick.
oh yeah thats right
I'm almost sure I played Eternal with Denuvo, never had a problem
I can't be 100% but never had problems anyway
Hell yeah, fish legs.
Principles, man. 
Meh, I probably didn't know back then
uh

Worth a shot
I already got scolded for that meme role, don't try your luck 
Damn and he really liked the fish socks too
I thought those would be a surefire bribe
I cannot be corrupted. 
For I am Lawful Neutral.
chaotic neutral
Ima sic Slanesh on you
im gonna sic clan skryre with 7 doomrockets on you
Neutral 
I don't know what that is.
Then you actually get laid
Yup.
Ah, makes sense.
Uhh Blizzard? I don't think your store is supposed to work like this. 💀
omfg im pretty sure that asshole from earlier is fucking stalking my steam
he just commented on a super old screenshot from when my dad owned the account
private profile too 
me
Real
froge
Fuck sake, that last one is 100% me every time I go somewhere to grill. 

But you're not American
Literal National Lampoon box art
yes
but what if instead of fighting we platonically cuddle and watch movies
obligatory big buff men posting time
Sure I can do that
^^
Sucking dick is gay)
not if its with the homies
me
Being queer is more fun
Join the 🏳️🌈 side
rate
this is @heady crow
what?
Brainfart valheim server when?
brainfart skyrim together when?
skyrim multiplayer bound to be a fun time
ayoooooo
be careful what you ask for
the first thing ill do is beeline the fortify restoration exploit and stack overflow the server
especially if you use those automated modlists with like 1k mods that for some reason and SOMEHOW are designed for multiplayer skyrim
wonder if it's stable and if they fixed the 2x enemies issues
isnt that shit for special edition only
yes
anlaki
skyrim together reborn
only got skyrim
ew
nice
skyrim se is the good version
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i shouldve come up with this earlier, id have bought it for u
cheap off of keysellers and also during the steam sale
Why
playing skyrim multiplayer with bruno ❤️🔥

Wtf
Lol

classic
Friendly reminder that the whole world should watch Rocky
Because if I can watch Rocky, you can watch Rocky
And if we can watch Rocky, the whole world can watch Rocky
There's a chemical leak in my house
sorry about the rats i unleashed chewing on the pipes
Rats you say?
Rats rats we are the rats

GOD SAVE YOU, HENRY
also I prefer till our heads grow white
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Norman Reedus moment
Oh Wolrd in Conflict
HENRY'S COME TO SEE US!
WIC was so good, man
please leave brain fart
leave brain fart
Two stouts got me silly rn
Is inebriated and friendly your aim?
Yes
Maybe they've got something figured out
Or maybe I'm just a friendly oddball
You're nice, I appreciate you
That's good
Probably a lightweight but that's economic I guess

wtf 
They grow up so fast
Given the topics of roadside picnic I thought it would end sadly

But it ends happy
a staff member at the Battleship Iowa Museum asked a bunch of 1980s US Navy vets what they thought about the Kancolle/Pacific/Warship Girls R designs of the Iowa, and they all unanimously agreed that if the Kancolle version had existed then she would be pasted all over the ship
5591
1576
That reminds me of another weeb story.
There was an American Flying ace who saw the waifu version of himself in a series and just asked "Does she have the biggest boobs out of all of them?", he was satisfied with the answer yes.
is it surprising that the people who popularised pinup women are fans of anime women
literally no difference, only difference is when they were made
its not at all surprising that anime has been progressively gaining popularity in the military crowds, its just this generations version of pinups
Ok I now have you pegged as the guy who would apply for the job of museum porn tour guide
(The dude)
gotta explain to timmy what that kind woman is doing with that sherman barrel
wake up at 7:30 then
wake up at 4 am then
Shush
i do it, its fun
the first 15-30 mins are you trying to remember how your eyes work
Real
it can't be raining it's night time
i actually love the rain though, no joke, very calm to walk through it on the way to school
is oke but once its mixed with winter cold that's when things become homo
Ironically when it gets rainy and humid my town then becomes both types of muggy
Lel
the weather still hasnt gone into the negatives here so it aint that bad
Chuck Yeager
Mmm I just moved from a place with a metal roof
I'll miss the sound of rain at night on that
Ivan what the fuck are you talking about 
fucking piece of shit barman "diurnal mutants near road to army warehouses" 2 fucking bloodsuckers
Huddling for warmth is the best guess
i wish duty actually did what it says instead of huddling in rostok and crying when the dogs come again
Doody
Skill issue
Bulgarian rain
since when were bloodsuckers fuckin diurnal, arent they nocturnal?
they can be out, just not frequently
while yes they can occassionally be seen in daytime they are still nocturnal
barman lied to me
who tf is gonna sell me canteen water then? how am i gonna cook my flesh flesh
yeah im gonna pay for a guide to get me all the way to zaton just for water
get a multifuel stove and use vodka instead
food costs too high and gives too little to be worth buying imo
Thats the one
Ironically probably accurate
Preservatives apparently cause inflammation among other things
the mutated pig is less healthy than normal food
no matter how many preservatives are in it
thats only if you get cured meats man
Like in real life
Pig is only as healthy as the environment provided to it
Same goes for all wild game
get your uncured ham sent in a chilled box snd you gucci
Did you know cows and deer will eat small birds, or bones
Lovely, in touch with nature, snow white moment
horse eats a sparrow whole
did you know
we Bulgarians eat cow stomach which is why it's one of the most popular Bulgarian dishes
Alex can confirm
Same
am not true bulgar, what happens when you get given a fuckin greek name
At least its not sheep intestine
Why are you greek
alexander is greek name
the rest of me is bulgarian
Insane
but my first name means

Do we have more bulgars here
Burglars!?

it's a vibe listening to Russian Post punk early in the morning
no that's Romanians


it is a vibe
unless you're always cold like me
Post punk will always be a vibe
Is it one of those dishes where it’s better not to know what it’s made of, like real Chinese food
@fading shuttle 
I get hot very easily, but I don't feel cold that easily
burglar alarm
bun
ik im late to this but
clean food made with vodka at the multi fuel stove gives you shit like massive carry weight increase, big radiation protection, psy protection, etc.
i usually carry a good amount of clean boar chops or whatever the cooked version is because they give you massive food restoration, good chunk of carry weight, and very mild sleepiness increase
we sell to butcher 
Butcher boy
need to keep his business running
Is it...over?
Yes....NNN is over
best to sell to him in bulk
iedy...opachkii @narrow lotus
oh a white name
phonk songs getting wild now💀
phonk moment
working out on company time
if A.I becomes self aware and wants to kill us
why not send it a zip bomb?
it'll probably just send us a bomb bomb
key word: zip bomb.
Man that's an old meme
Is this an old meme
No homo ofc
Platonically
not homo if balls don't touch
So if you combine smoke and fog you get smog right
By that logic Fucking+ adorable = Fuckable
@heady crow Coincidence?
should I?
61 is better
Lmfao whattt
This
Smh
Also is it normal that the gamma installer kinda just
Doesn't load after you left it for a nite
yo. crystal
Yuh?
Sorry i uh
I kinda just woke up lol
The mold in my room doesn't seem to do me any good
Tbh tho
if one could repair a 7.62x39 ak
that mf can hard carry you
virgin 5.45 user vs chad 7.62x39 
Tru
A
have you considered removing the mold?
We c a n ' t
?
We did once
Poland moment
But then it came back
Which is now
In about 2 weeks should be comin someone for that problem
All Romes lead to Roads
What the fuck?
my city but without "told me to go fuck myself" part
You live in Ohio?
No he lives somewhere slavic
Vladivostok 
i got offered drugs from a 14 year old once, in middle of a historical centre
Khabarovsk
me and my friends once visited an abandoned unfinished 5-storey building and we saw 5 year olds smoking
actual children
Im sorry for you
I'm sorry for myself
bruno
Riddle me this
Why do I always pick the most mentally unhinged/deranged insane girls
Why thefk
What did you find out about her 😭
isn't that the area from the Metro Exodus dlc?
Ye
Cus you got good taste ivan
she eats ice cream at 5 degrees weather
ah
Sams story
❤️
same tbh
SQUID GAME
Wait wha
wait no way i missed it
the name just rang a bell
did they actually model Vladivostok
I have to upgrade my PDA and nvgs
Hardest
also that's one hell of a trip in post apocalyptic Russia, even by a train!
what color mold
anything other than black or like orange should be alright to be around for a bit
Vladivostok only reminds me the radio station in GTA IV
What, you wanna see?






